Ernie Wright (Sung to the Tune of Bobby Brown) by Frank Zappa from the album Sheik Yerbuti
Hey there people I’m Ernie Wright, They say I’m the baddest man in tights, My Bat is juiced and my dick is tiny, I got Dutilly’s head wedged up in my hienie, Now here I am up in the B’s, I’m crushing bombs and I’m hitting seeds, I got Dutilly here wants to carry my bat bag, Let him tote it around and later make him my love skag,
Oh God I am such a drama queen, Now Bobby’s ass smells like Vaseline, And I’m a flaming sonofabitch, I got up deep in bob and got the itch! Gave me good, gave me good, gave me good, gave me good…knob!
The Sexual Liberation, Came sweeping all across the nation, I tell you people I was not ready, When I fucked this dwarf by the name of Eddy, He made me sign a contract, Aw and join the PNA, He said we’re all gonna go to the championship, And your dick tastes a lot like Dutilly’s shit!
Oh God I am an American Queen, Now my butt is filled with Vaseline, And I’m a miserable sonofabitch, Am I a jock or homo, I don’t know which, I wonder, wonder, wonder wonder!
So they gave me a brand new uniform, And now you can tell which team I’m on, Took video of me in slo-mo, And none of my teammates can even tell I’m a homo, Eventually me and Ed, Sorta drifted along into S&M, I take about an hour on Bob’s tower of power, So long as I gets a little man-love shower,
Oh God I am such a drama queen, With Miken up my butt till it makes me scream, And I’ll do anything to get some head, I lay awake nights saying thank you Ed! Oh God Oh God I’m so fantastic, Thanks to Bobby I’m sexual spastic And my name is Ernie Wright, Watch me now I’m going down, And my name is Ernie Wright, Watch me now I’m going down.
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June 26, 2009 10:48:31 AM
Entry #: 3199334
That was the funniest one so far. In that last picture I think Rob is trying to talk that old slab of beef into standing up for him.
DeMonti
June 26, 2009 11:55:09 AM
Entry #: 3199403
GREAT JOB MERT, BEST ONE BY FAR!
Unclemertog
June 26, 2009 11:09:31 PM
Entry #: 3199977
That old slab of beef isn't going to budge at his advanced age!
Unclemertog
June 27, 2009 7:33:27 PM
Entry #: 3200283
“Swollen Balls” (An Ode to Rob Raymond) Sung to the tune of Journey’s” Open Arms”
Lying unconscious, Here in the dirt, Thought I could make it to third, I legged out the double, And then went for three, Something inside said: “fuck me,
Pain ran through my body, I shit myself blind, And here I am nearly dying….
And now I’m going home, With swollen balls, That I just can’t hide, Believe me they’re aching, So here I am, With swollen balls, And nothing can ease. This pain in my beans, Swollen balls.
I guess that it’s true, I’m living a lie, Playing ball at sixty-five, I thought I could do it, Just one more year, But my insides just came out of my rear,
I made my big comeback, With PNA, But I never thought I would actually play,
And now I’m going home, With swollen balls, That I just can’t hide, Believe me they’re aching, So here I am, With swollen balls, And nothing can ease. This pain in my beans, Swollen balls.
Unclemertog
June 29, 2009 6:02:22 AM
Entry #: 3200981
Come on Rob i know you are dying to post something now.
