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TOPIC: Jack vs. CB |
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| My Shit Dont Stink #20
June 26, 2009
2:20:16 AM
Entry #: 3199125
| Good day to thee fellow Shockers. It is Thursday night and what would a Thursday night be if CB didnt go to Halftime and make a friendly wager? Well, Jack ya faggot, this is no way a knock at you ya cum guzzling butt dart champion. No this is a wager between me and the Mexicans because they started running their mouths (in Spanish of course). The wager is that at the end of the season Jack will have a higher batting average than me. You may check the stats to see where each of us is at so far. If anyone else would like to take part in this wager that Jack will hit for a higher average than me, please place your wager now and i will accept that bet.
PS. its not like i have 3 at bats and Jack has 1000, we have roughly the same so dont be discouraged to place your bet.
Also, I love how Julio made the bet and yet I am above him in every offensive category (and that includes average with runners on base since Julio's at .000)... I may not be able to field a fucking ball but I can hit one. BET WISELY MY FRIENDS!!
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| Vic
June 26, 2009
7:31:03 AM
Entry #: 3199186
| Someone needs to hide CB's computer after he's been drinking at HalfTime all night. Some people are drunk dialers, CB is a drunk blogger.
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| Frank#43
June 26, 2009
9:30:15 AM
Entry #: 3199307
| So you guys wait til I leave to make things interesting. I see how it is.. That is funny though, CB is a keyboard killer.. Im glad im on Cb's good side.. I cant wait to see Jack's reply on all this lol
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| Jack (King Gambler) #30
June 26, 2009
10:35:24 AM
Entry #: 3199389
| Well I like how when I decide to pussy out for the first time this year and not show up, you guys decide to go ahead and have some fun. There is already a wager out there between Julio and Becky with myself and Steve as the competetors. We se how that is going, I raised my average by 50 points in 3 games, and Steve - well Steve is Steve. Becky will win her 5 dollars, or chalupas/gorditas or whatever they bet. So CB/AKA "I AM A BLIND 21 YEAR OLD OUTFIELDER WITH HANDS OF STONE WHO IS BROKE AND WHOSE ASSHOLE WILL PUCKER UP IN THE FACE OF A WAGER, WHO THE ONLY THING THAT HE COULD CATCH IS HIS BOYFRIEND IN BEAD WITH ANOTHER GUY." I will take whatever wager you would like that I will end up higher than you. On a side note, I am not sure if I like or dislike the fact the Julio thinks that I will end up higher. This could be some sort of reverse psychology to ge me off of the team to replace me with his mancrush of Doti. Eiher way, I dont think it is ever a good thing that the head MexicanT is wager inf on me. Oh well if I lose I can jus have his family come over and cut my lawn for free, and if I win, I will have the money ot pay all 63 of them to come over and cut my lawn......Good Day Shockers
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| Jack #30
June 26, 2009
10:45:54 AM
Entry #: 3199398
| Thanks Frank, I didnt read your post before I replied. I though we were cool. I see how it is. It is on now, my goal this year has changed, we can lose every game from here on out, as long as I finish higher than CB - AKA "HANDS OF STONE" my season will be complete. Well this and to have Matt's girlfriend bend over and stick her ass in my face again, that would pretty much make my season complete!!!!! Good day Shockers, and you too "HANDS OF STONE"
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| My Shit Dont Stink #20
June 27, 2009
2:26:13 AM
Entry #: 3200044
| Oh Jack you fucking chode. I may be broke but at least i know how to fucking spell. because Im pretty sure its "bed" not "bead" ya fucking waste of space. Jack, why cant you just come to the fact that the only thing you can beat me at is darts? Bags? not even close. Hitting? Ha, I put on a showcase for you every time I hit. Theres got to be some crazy fucked up reason that from day 1 Ive hit higher than you in the lineup. Im sure youll come back w the response of because a Mexican makes the line up cause thats all you really have. But Jack I will take any bet of yours that you throw out there. Whos faster... Who throws harder.. Who fields better... Whos cocks bigger. Maybe some shuffle board or badmiton? You just name it Jack.
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| Jack #30
June 27, 2009
1:09:15 PM
Entry #: 3200188
| CB - "Hands of Stone" The only thing you really have is that you are faster than me. My cock is surely bigger, Did you really think your mom comes out to the game to watch you? Surely not. And you certainly dont field better, you have gone from the infield, to the bench to catcher to the outfield, to pitcher back to outfield. Ive got some news for you, YOU SUCK AT THEM ALL!!! At least I only suck at the infield. You have made it an art to suck at all positions on the field....Bravo, you and Steve are neck and neck for worst fielder.....Dont worry though I am rooting for you to suck the worst, not at sucking cock but in the field. We can bet whatever you want, Im sure the only thing that you have is a baseball card collection and some used video games, its ok I dont discriminate, I will take those from you too..Your up only 100 points, ask Steve he was up 100 before the last tourney, it disappears pretty quick.
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| Barks 60
June 28, 2009
12:01:49 AM
Entry #: 3200386
| I love how i get pulled into this shit without saying anything but fuck it here it goes.... U wanna say im the worst fielder fuck u jack u fuck up all the time at the mound. A u walk a shit load of people and B u cant field the box. U also say Cb is a shitty fielder wherever he goes??? Id love to see ur ass in the outfield trying to run down a ball and diving like CB does. U cant even slide to the bases. I take Cb over u in anything in a heartbeat... Wow ok so u had a good tourney last time 6 for 9 or whatever the fuck it was... and yea i went 1 for 7 thats why ur average is close to mine.... but anyone can have a good tourney looking at how u played in leagues this week ur still the same shitty player who fakes a bunch of times then throws the ball right into the ground.. Can u fake on the first pitch of someone's at bat and throw a fucking strike???? Oh and since ur so happy bout ur hitting lately u must be happy that u lead the team in the most double plays..... Cuz u do it a shit load of times.... And btw knocking on me cuz I work at target saying its not a real job??? Im sorry that i cant have a job like u and be an asshole all the time.... I will give u props ur damn good at it....
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| Liaro #4
June 28, 2009
1:19:03 AM
Entry #: 3200400
| Is this a girls softball team??????
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| Frank#43
June 28, 2009
3:23:09 AM
Entry #: 3200416
| Wow, Talk about must see TV. Kevin I would have to agree... I thought the 4th of July was next weekend? lol the fireworks have started a bit early...
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| Vic
June 28, 2009
7:37:07 AM
Entry #: 3200438
| F@#& This drama. I am going to Squad!
Also new rule. Thanks to Steve drinking 2 beers and blogging. No more drunk blogging!
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| Jack #30
June 28, 2009
8:35:56 AM
Entry #: 3200451
| dont you guys ever post anything during the day? I am afriad of what I might say if I got on here at 12-3 am....Steve, I believe that you have a little of the "I am a kid who always sucked at everything and was picked last at everything syndrome." You can say whatever you want about me, do I cry like a bitch like you.....NOPE....Thats cause I dont care. "Hi my name is Jack and I suck at softball" wow you got me.... Yes I suck (but not as much as you suck at softball or suck dick.), and fuck up all the time, however the next play you make this year will be the first one!!!If you can do better on the mound, please by all means give it a go...Just know this isnt your superstar Friday night co-ed league which you are a legend in. I will switch with you if you would like...I can just as easy go and fuck up at first base and give it my best Steve impersonation....So please take my spot and pitch!!!! Steve Im sure you wont see this until around 1pm when you get home from stocking your shelves, so please take a shower first becuase I wouldnt want you to stink up your moms house.....
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| Frank#43
June 28, 2009
1:28:58 PM
Entry #: 3200546
| Im with Vic, Im out of here... I just signed a 3 year deal with Peanut Butter and Jelly.... PEANUT BUTTER JELLY PEANUT BUTTER JELLY PEANUT BUTTER JELLY WITH A SOFTBALL BAT!!!!!!
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| Clancy
June 28, 2009
2:08:14 PM
Entry #: 3200561
| Yeah Im gonna leave to I heard Long Haul needs someone that can hit homeruns. )
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| Jack #30
June 28, 2009
2:39:31 PM
Entry #: 3200576
| Ok after long and drawn out negotiations, I have signed with Grumpy Grimace!!!!!
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| Clancy
June 28, 2009
2:50:10 PM
Entry #: 3200581
| Jack thats so unfair u cant drop to an E team. ull be k-ing people up no prob, I talked to Long Haul n they want a pitcher that can take a piss rod off the leg like u n still play, so u can go in a package deal with me to them.
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| My Shit Dont Stink #20
June 29, 2009
3:15:51 PM
Entry #: 3201640
| I like how Jack always goes back to the fact that we dont have jobs or shitty jobs and still live at home... sorry Jack some people actually went to college and we just recently graduated. You were prolly in the same fucking spot when you were 22 ya fuckin pudd wacker. And yea Ive moved all around the field because I can actually play those spots. Anyone on this team is capable of playing multiple positions except you. You cant even play one.
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| Jack #30
June 29, 2009
3:39:37 PM
Entry #: 3201669
| No Im sorry "Hands of Stone", I had my own place when I was 19, however that is irrelevent. And you always go back to "I suck at pitching", please anyone who can do better, please take my spot.....I suck so bad - it is there for the taking.... Yes I suck at my position, but as you have shown in your lone appearance you couldnt hold my dick pitching. Im sure when you are 32 and have bad knees from your eventual years of dick sucking and cum slurping that you have gotten a head start on.....You too will be nowhere near the outfield.....Here is a little advice that I am sure your homosexual partners have already given you- "You are not suppposed to gargle the cum."
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| Jack #30
June 29, 2009
3:44:52 PM
Entry #: 3201678
| Also too "Hand of Stone" Make sure you tell yourm other to wait up late on Tuesday, we have 2 games, so I wont be over to your house unitl later....thanks for giving her the heads up before I do.
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June 29, 2009
3:57:58 PM
Entry #: 3201695
| Ill pass on the memo... but Jack I hope you see me when Im 32 so you can see that not everyone is a huge waste of space like yourself... Julio and Ronnie have played the outfield recently and done fine and they are older than you... Maybe if you woulda used a knee pad when you blew all those guys when you were 19 your knees wouldnt b fucked up.
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| Jack #30
June 29, 2009
4:03:30 PM
Entry #: 3201703
| Yes "Kands of Stone" I should have used knee pads, that is why I am passing this knowledge on to you....I dont think that there is anyone out there that takes as much cock as yourself, so the eventual wear and tear will take its toll on your knees and your throat...Like they say - especially in your case "Like mother like son!"
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June 29, 2009
4:17:46 PM
Entry #: 3201732
| well ive never heard that but im sure you have... and heading to get knee pads now to hold off the wear and tear
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| Jack #30
June 29, 2009
4:22:35 PM
Entry #: 3201740
| Well Im sure if you take a cock half as good as your mom, then your multiple boyfriends will be quite pleased....:)
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| Clancy
June 29, 2009
5:31:27 PM
Entry #: 3201827
| OMG you guys are horrible i dont even know if these are just jokes anymore. i retire from this thread.
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| Vic
June 29, 2009
5:51:49 PM
Entry #: 3201843
| I don't know what to say. This started out funny, then it got kind of sad when Steve wrote on this, then awkward as cb and jack started a daily tirade and now it is uncomfortable with both of you giving bj tips!
This is Done!!!
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