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| Juice #28
July 10, 2009
9:52:03 AM
Entry #: 3211239
| Just checking up on Jack.
How you feeling?
Did you really shit yourself at the bar?
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| Jack #30
July 10, 2009
10:00:30 AM
Entry #: 3211251
| I am alive, felling about 200% better than last nite......I didnt shit myself at the bar, I only went to the bathroom to check and make sure I didnt shart my pants.....However I can verify that I DID destroy the Speedway bathroom shortly there after. Hopefully the puke smell will come out of my clothes today. Thank you for the concern!
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| Feeling Like Vic looks #30
July 10, 2009
1:49:46 PM
Entry #: 3211477
| Ok Shockers fans, this is the hourly "how is Jack doing update.
Well, I broke down and actually ate a sandwich "big Tony" as they call it in my building. It has been 5 minutes since I finished and as soon as I am done typing I will be taking my printed Bill Simmons mailbag column from ESPN.com and going to do some bathroom reading for a good 1-1.5 hrs. My ass is being squeezed tighter than Steve's when he is up to bat with 2 strikes......So as soon as I lose a good 5 pounds of liquid, maybe I can walk semi-normal...I hope so, I am supposed to make a house call to CB's mom before I got home today - By the way - CB make sure you clean up the house before I get there, thanks.
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| Vic
July 10, 2009
2:28:20 PM
Entry #: 3211519
| Jack, in honor of your almost great feat, you can take the night off and shit your brains out all night if you want.
We have enough for tonight.
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| Almost Good #30
July 10, 2009
2:42:55 PM
Entry #: 3211543
| Next time, I am just going to drink the last cup and then puke my brains out.....No, I will be there tonight, actually feeling pretty good considering I think I crapped out a vital organ.
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