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| Brandon Lang
August 12, 2009
10:25:50 AM
Entry #: 3243739
| Hello, Brandon Lang here and I am going to give you guys my FREE odds for this weekends tournament. I see the Shockers bracket, and I have ot say that your team the Shockers - has a good opportunity to come out of the small bracket 3-0. I will set the odds on this happening at 5-1. If this happens, this will setup a potenial BIG game against either Commission or Daves Pizza. Now I know those 2 tems are tough, however with the 3 extra runs given and you guys batting first. You have an excellent opportunity to get to Sunday 4-0. I will set the odds for this in Vegas at 10-1. I believe that this is an excellent Value bet, and certainly is attainable. Now there are some factors involved here in vegas with the professional handicappers. First, word on the street, is that Scottie Burke will be making an appearance to actually play. Also, vegas is quietly hoping that your retard pitcher, actually does not walk 5 guys a game, and actually catches 1 out of 3 hit to him. Vegas also thinks that if you can hide your first basemen Steve long enough, this will help in the long run. And finally, if the Shockers young prospect Clancy can hold his pussy together long enough without it tearing, the Shockers have an excellent chance to go a long way in this tourney.
Brandon Lang signing out here in Vegas, time to go make some MONEY!!
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| Walter Abraham
August 12, 2009
11:49:42 AM
Entry #: 3243852
| Well Put Brandon. Ill take the Over on your "retard" pitcher walking 5 batters per game and The under on him stopping 1 out of every 3 hit to him. Scottie might do more harm then good unless in his own mind he can play all 10 defensive spots. Side Note to all Shockers. DO NOT make an error with this legend in attendance. You are going to hear about it as well as the surrounding towns. as HOLY CRAP!!!!!! rumbles through the rockford area. You couldnt hide Steve behind William Perry. although with reinforcements on the way to Rockford, will be lucky to pinch hit. Hopefully Frank doesnt 15 hop the cutoff man all day. Nick doesnt allow runners to move up due to "brain dead" plays trying to throw out everyone. CB doesnt lineout to the 3B every AB. Julio doesnt allow groundballs to go through his legs. If the Shockers can overcome all that they will be in great shape. Im a realist so I like the Shockers to go 2-2 and head back to the River.
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| SPORTS GAMBLING HOTLINE
August 12, 2009
12:19:40 PM
Entry #: 3243894
| Late breaking new out of camp Team Shocker. Looks like the odds will go down base on some inside information that the Shockers will be drinking all day on Friday. As Vegas has learned.....the Shockers do not play well unless they consume at least 10 cases of Miller Lite before any contest. Looks like they are in line to obtain this, therefore, we are picking the Shockers to not only make it to the Commiss game at 3-0 by ride the second wave of Miller Lite buzz all the way to a winner. Good betting!
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| Brandon Lang
August 12, 2009
1:02:25 PM
Entry #: 3243953
| Brandon Lang here again in sunny Vegas. With the new information in regards to the Shockers large consumption of alcohol on a daily basis before tournament games, We here in Vegas will have to lower the odds to go 3-0 from 5-1 to 3.5-1 and to go 4-0 from 10-1 to 7.5-1 respectively. Now with the over under from the retard pitcher, yes you have those O/U correct. However we here in Vegas must point out the a representative from Grumpy Grimace will be on hand to personally watch all of the Shocker games. Vegas will also point out that the Shocker team is a collective 26-12 when the retard pitches and only 3-6 when he does not....Shockers may well want to renegotiate the contract with the headcase pitcher, just to make him feel good....Now on to the "Scottie" issue, We here in Vegas will set the O/U on how many "Holy Craps" or "I can walk on the field now and take your spot" at 68 for Saturday only. If the Shockers make it to Sunday, then that number will move to 329. We here in Vegas would like to suggest to the Shockers, that if you cannot hide your first baseman Steve behind The Frige Perry, to then go out and GET the FRIDGE to play first base.....As for your Julio situation, the only thing that Vegas can suggest to fix the situation in regards to Julio being able to bend over a little more is to entice him with more gay porn videos, or just bring a gay man to the game and have him sit in the stands and root Julio on. This will sure entice the small mexican to bend over the little more that is needed. If anyone can shed a little more lite on the Shocker situation please let myself and all of the other handicappers here in Las Vegas know so we can move the odds accordingly.
Brandon Lang signing of here in sunny Las Vegas...Win Some Money Bitch!!!
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| Tiger Woods Protege
August 12, 2009
1:58:23 PM
Entry #: 3244030
| CB will not change anything and continue to play catch with the 3rd baseman because he doesn't listen to anyones advice... especially Julio for good and obvious reasons.
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| Walter Abraham
August 12, 2009
2:46:04 PM
Entry #: 3244097
| Hey Brandon I have Some inside info from scouting the Shockers leading up this weekends epic tournament.
Will be without key part-time player Kevin
Also without Matt who cant him himself out of a wet paper bag, nor stop a beach ball 50 hopped to him.
Duke who is up for Man of the Year with his dedication to kids everywhere.
Onto the players that will actually be there.
Ronnie or is it Brett Favre, Will he show up?
Julio- Will the Herald News cover jinx get to him? will he get more then 1 hit this year at state?
Frank- Ive seen better Arms on a clock
Nick- Seen a better head on top of a beer
CB- plays catch with 3rd basemen everywhere average continues to drop like balls from steves glove at first.
Steve- continues to get dogged, average continues to climb. in a contract year playing for a multi year contract. Insiders have told me, interested teams include. PBnJ (where all ex shocker 1st basemen go to die), Grumpy Grimace, and Sharp
Talley- Seen better legs on a chair
Jack- looks to break the all time tournament record this weekend for walks, missed groundballs, and doubleplays that he has grounded into.
Spilley- Alot of talking, not alot of anything else.
Scottie-Holy Crap
Victor- "The Dump" as hes known to the locals, his signature move is starting to be known everywhere, needs to try something different or avg will continue to suffer.
Clancy-previous reports suggest he had a gay encounter while vacationing. Rumors all suggest the girl accompanying him this weekend is just a front for whats really going.
BA- in the midst of his career season, hasnt performed this well since his days with the jackhammers. but his poor baserunning continues to kill the team.
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| clancy
August 12, 2009
2:49:53 PM
Entry #: 3244103
| now this shit is what im taking about. This is great stuff. keep it coming.
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| Brandon Lang
August 12, 2009
4:32:09 PM
Entry #: 3244225
| Brandon Lang here, thanking everyone for the input. This is why the lines in Vegas fluctuate. with the following posts, we are going to have to re-revise the odds for the shockers going 3-0 from 3.5-1 too 8-1 and going 4-0 from 7-1 to 20-1. The Shockers sound like a bunch of geritol using guys, who cant do anything on the softball field. We here in Vegas have gone thru everything again, and even decided to release a NEW line for the Shockers to go 2-0, it is now sitting at 5-1 for the Shockers to even win there first game. Thank you all for the new knowedge, that the young prospect Clancy, will be to distracted at looking at all of the other male players to play up to his capability. Your pitcher sounds like he is wheelchair bound, and your outfield sounds like they have a combine brain compacity of a smart dog. Other than that Shockers, you should do very well this weekend.
Brandon Lang signing out here from Sunny Las Vegas....."Where Gay Sex Stays in Vegas"
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| Barks 60
August 12, 2009
6:01:00 PM
Entry #: 3244305
| HAHAHAHA this is just for rockford... I can't wait to see the odds for everything when we actually go to vegas hahahahah
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| Frank #43
August 12, 2009
6:27:55 PM
Entry #: 3244320
| This is good work here. I like it alot... I do have to disagree with the scouting report on me though.. I do not 15 hop anyone. I 20 hop our cutoff men. So please be accurate haha... Also Im aware I have a wet noodle attached to my shoulder. Its more the reason to EH me baby!!! haha
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| Tiger Woods Protege
August 13, 2009
2:58:26 PM
Entry #: 3245236
| I have a smart dog that can play the outfield for us!
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