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| Ryno34
March 13, 2010 8:53:55 AM
Entry #: 3415096
| Ryno "The Natural" vs. "Big Juice" Jackson.
As determined while at the Sportsmans Club's bar in the process of becoming increasingly intoxicated and talking shit.
Clean sweep of batting average AND home runs.
The loser pays the bill for a steak dinner at Texas Roadhouse and a night of drinking.
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| LB4LB.
March 13, 2010 10:50:08 AM
Entry #: 3415137
| More details needed. What Team is Jackson on? And to be honest, I dont like " motivated" Ryno. I prefer lazy slap hitting middle shooting error making Ryno. We dont need a return to hitting 300 foot oppo missles. I am bringing a laptop to the game against Ryno to distract him..that mfer cannot stay off FaceBook and will ground out on purpose just to get back to the dugout to post a movie quote or some shit.
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| Stevens 4
March 13, 2010 11:56:26 AM
Entry #: 3415171
| Out hit Jackson??? Wow....what is the next challenge on your agenda??? Beating me in a race?
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| Ryno34
March 13, 2010 2:23:58 PM
Entry #: 3415223
| Jackson started bragging about how great he was going to be this year. Neil had already left so I stepped up to answer the challenge. Jackson is still with CM playing at Ravenwood. I will be with Dorkley at the Nike Site.
inch4inch. No chance. I am just as unmotivated as always. I don't need to try any harder to out hit that gorilla. Plus I get 2 late season games at Washington Oak.
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| iWitch-hunt
March 13, 2010 2:41:02 PM
Entry #: 3415227
| And you won't even sniff a pitch!!
Big Juice you owe me!!
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| tuck00
March 13, 2010 4:05:38 PM
Entry #: 3415251
| Jackson for 2 30 packs we will walk Ryno every time so you have an advantage. I don't know about the hrs but Ryno will win the avg part of the bet, no knock on you Jacks and don't beat me up or I will get you fired,lol, you know I know the right people. What's next Ryno challenging Gopher to a fielding contest, sorry Gopher no disrespect to you just had to pick some one, I would have picked me but as bad as I am, but I still believe I can catch a little better than Ryno. I'm going for a whole 3 hrs this yr Ryno in case you want to bet on that also
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| Ryno34
March 13, 2010 6:23:56 PM
Entry #: 3415328
| I gave him a fighting chance. Knowing that I will crush him in average I threw in home runs to make it fair. Tuck I don't think you can beat me in anything anymore. Maybe a couple of years ago with the glove but you can't even reach the ground anymore. Unless Dutilly is coming your way then you can still grab ankle pretty damn fast.
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| Ryno34
March 13, 2010 6:26:04 PM
Entry #: 3415330
| Slezak you guys can walk me. I'll make sure Guapo is hiting behind me.
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| E W 3 3
March 14, 2010 1:59:31 AM
Entry #: 3415494
| Ryno's numbers will be better all the way around. If for no other reason than because he can swing his arms past his man tits. Jackson gets his huge biceps stuck on the side of his huge rack thus chopping down his swing and making him hit with all the power of a newborn.
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| tuck00
March 14, 2010 12:32:06 PM
Entry #: 3415595
| Ryno, I can lay on the ground just fine, oh you meant bend over, that's another story and I didn't like that comment about me and Dutilly, I am not into Gay pride, I leave that to him and Ernie
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| DUTILLY
March 14, 2010 3:20:46 PM
Entry #: 3415667
| Tucker.....Gay is ok
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| Ant6377
March 14, 2010 5:02:13 PM
Entry #: 3415717
| Hey Dutilly am i going to have to knock out the few remaining teeth you have to get my bat back???? Call me 300-1655
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| Ant6377
March 14, 2010 10:07:34 PM
Entry #: 3415934
| Thanks Dutilly
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| Nate_6
March 16, 2010 11:32:37 AM
Entry #: 3417383
| Slezak,I dont know about that statement. I can be bought.I can either groove it over the upper outside half or roll it in to the plate. Depends how close the race is,and how it could benefit me...
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| iWitch-hunt
March 16, 2010 12:08:54 PM
Entry #: 3417438
| Benny will pitch that day
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| iWitch-hunt
March 16, 2010 12:10:09 PM
Entry #: 3417442
| Just read RI softball forum, you can pitch to BROZ against PNA
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| Nate_6
March 16, 2010 2:15:15 PM
Entry #: 3417612
| Slezak,should we perhaps make our own bet? I may not have the power numbers,but average and,here's the wild card. Errors,I make a ton so it should be close.
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| Nate_6
March 16, 2010 2:37:45 PM
Entry #: 3417628
| I have been shut down by coach Dionne. No more posts. I will save my shit talking to Slezak for the practice field and bars.
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| E W 3 3
March 16, 2010 2:51:46 PM
Entry #: 3417646
| It's a wise move by coach Dionne.....not usually known for being all that smart even Dionne can have a moment here and there.. It's all for your own personal protection Nate. Slezak is a bit slow. It may take a while for him to realize you are poking fun at him but when you do holy shit you will wish you never did. Besides is it really that wise to pick on a guy that gets countless chances to hit you during BP?
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| Ryno34
March 17, 2010 8:13:32 AM
Entry #: 3418241
| Well said EW.
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| Nate_6
March 17, 2010 9:47:28 AM
Entry #: 3418304
| He hits at me anyway so whats the diff?Not,trying to disrespect,just trying to fire up a team mate.Now going to radio silence.
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| DeMonti
March 17, 2010 9:49:45 AM
Entry #: 3418307
| heres my bet, if nate does pitch at all i bet he gets out of the way of at least 30 slow dribbling grounders up the middle that my 10 year old daughter could field sleeping hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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| Nate_6
March 17, 2010 10:22:36 AM
Entry #: 3418329
| so you've watched my game tape then?
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| T Mac
March 19, 2010 3:22:09 PM
Entry #: 3420361
| WONDERBOY!!!!
Im goin with ryno, but only because if he is hitting well that means im scoring... and if he hits home runs that means i get to walk back to the dugout instead of run the bases!
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| Ryno34
April 18, 2010 3:45:14 AM
Entry #: 3446330
| Get your ass off the couch and lift your weights pork chop. Just a few more hours until I being my season long destruction of your self esteem. You will wonder why you wasted all that juice money when a nearly 40 year old man that smokes a ton and never practices or exercises kicks your big ass.
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| juice66
April 19, 2010 12:22:14 PM
Entry #: 3447416
| ryno ryno ryno!!!! it seems that u are the only one talking all the shit! lets add a drink off into the mix as well u old bastard! oh,and reguardless on who wins the bet, who is going to drive us around?
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| Ryno34
April 19, 2010 1:00:05 PM
Entry #: 3447469
| We better get a cab or just stay in 1 place.
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| Stevens 4
April 20, 2010 10:27:32 AM
Entry #: 3448650
| I will drive....probably no safer though...
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| Ryno34
August 6, 2010 12:54:42 PM
Entry #: 3544854
| I will have the 22oz Porterhouse with a side of loaded baked potato and a bunch of beers.
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| Stevens 4
August 6, 2010 1:17:59 PM
Entry #: 3544866
| I will bring the wine coolers. I wonder what flavor of Bartles and Jaymes goes best with steak...
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| juice66
August 6, 2010 1:47:39 PM
Entry #: 3544889
| you can out hit me, but u will not out drink me old man!!!! tell me when!
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| Ryno34
August 6, 2010 4:55:47 PM
Entry #: 3545091
| Admitted. I will never be able to out drink you. After playoffs we will go with Stevens and Dionne said he would be our driver.
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