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Ryno34

March 13, 2010
8:53:55 AM

Entry #: 3415096
Ryno "The Natural" vs. "Big Juice" Jackson.

As determined while at the Sportsmans Club's bar in the process of becoming increasingly intoxicated and talking shit.

Clean sweep of batting average AND home runs.

The loser pays the bill for a steak dinner at Texas Roadhouse and a night of drinking.


LB4LB.

March 13, 2010
10:50:08 AM

Entry #: 3415137
More details needed. What Team is Jackson on? And to be honest, I dont like " motivated" Ryno. I prefer lazy slap hitting middle shooting error making Ryno. We dont need a return to hitting 300 foot oppo missles. I am bringing a laptop to the game against Ryno to distract him..that mfer cannot stay off FaceBook and will ground out on purpose just to get back to the dugout to post a movie quote or some shit.

Stevens 4

March 13, 2010
11:56:26 AM

Entry #: 3415171
Out hit Jackson??? Wow....what is the next challenge on your agenda??? Beating me in a race?

Ryno34

March 13, 2010
2:23:58 PM

Entry #: 3415223
Jackson started bragging about how great he was going to be this year. Neil had already left so I stepped up to answer the challenge. Jackson is still with CM playing at Ravenwood. I will be with Dorkley at the Nike Site.

inch4inch. No chance. I am just as unmotivated as always. I don't need to try any harder to out hit that gorilla. Plus I get 2 late season games at Washington Oak.


iWitch-hunt

March 13, 2010
2:41:02 PM

Entry #: 3415227
And you won't even sniff a pitch!!

Big Juice you owe me!!


tuck00

March 13, 2010
4:05:38 PM

Entry #: 3415251
Jackson for 2 30 packs we will walk Ryno every time so you have an advantage. I don't know about the hrs but Ryno will win the avg part of the bet, no knock on you Jacks and don't beat me up or I will get you fired,lol, you know I know the right people.
What's next Ryno challenging Gopher to a fielding contest, sorry Gopher no disrespect to you just had to pick some one, I would have picked me but as bad as I am, but I still believe I can catch a little better than Ryno.
I'm going for a whole 3 hrs this yr Ryno in case you want to bet on that also


Ryno34

March 13, 2010
6:23:56 PM

Entry #: 3415328
I gave him a fighting chance. Knowing that I will crush him in average I threw in home runs to make it fair.
Tuck I don't think you can beat me in anything anymore. Maybe a couple of years ago with the glove but you can't even reach the ground anymore. Unless Dutilly is coming your way then you can still grab ankle pretty damn fast.


Ryno34

March 13, 2010
6:26:04 PM

Entry #: 3415330
Slezak you guys can walk me. I'll make sure Guapo is hiting behind me.

E W 3 3

March 14, 2010
1:59:31 AM

Entry #: 3415494
Ryno's numbers will be better all the way around. If for no other reason than because he can swing his arms past his man tits. Jackson gets his huge biceps stuck on the side of his huge rack thus chopping down his swing and making him hit with all the power of a newborn.

tuck00

March 14, 2010
12:32:06 PM

Entry #: 3415595
Ryno,
I can lay on the ground just fine, oh you meant bend over, that's another story and I didn't like that comment about me and Dutilly, I am not into Gay pride, I leave that to him and Ernie


DUTILLY

March 14, 2010
3:20:46 PM

Entry #: 3415667
Tucker.....Gay is ok

Ant6377

March 14, 2010
5:02:13 PM

Entry #: 3415717
Hey Dutilly am i going to have to knock out the few remaining teeth you have to get my bat back???? Call me 300-1655

Ant6377

March 14, 2010
10:07:34 PM

Entry #: 3415934
Thanks Dutilly

Nate_6

March 16, 2010
11:32:37 AM

Entry #: 3417383
Slezak,I dont know about that statement. I can be bought.I can either groove it over the upper outside half or roll it in to the plate. Depends how close the race is,and how it could benefit me...

iWitch-hunt

March 16, 2010
12:08:54 PM

Entry #: 3417438
Benny will pitch that day

iWitch-hunt

March 16, 2010
12:10:09 PM

Entry #: 3417442
Just read RI softball forum, you can pitch to BROZ against PNA

Nate_6

March 16, 2010
2:15:15 PM

Entry #: 3417612
Slezak,should we perhaps make our own bet? I may not have the power numbers,but average and,here's the wild card. Errors,I make a ton so it should be close.

Nate_6

March 16, 2010
2:37:45 PM

Entry #: 3417628
I have been shut down by coach Dionne. No more posts. I will save my shit talking to Slezak for the practice field and bars.

E W 3 3

March 16, 2010
2:51:46 PM

Entry #: 3417646
It's a wise move by coach Dionne.....not usually known for being all that smart even Dionne can have a moment here and there.. It's all for your own personal protection Nate. Slezak is a bit slow. It may take a while for him to realize you are poking fun at him but when you do holy shit you will wish you never did. Besides is it really that wise to pick on a guy that gets countless chances to hit you during BP?

Ryno34

March 17, 2010
8:13:32 AM

Entry #: 3418241
Well said EW.

Nate_6

March 17, 2010
9:47:28 AM

Entry #: 3418304
He hits at me anyway so whats the diff?Not,trying to disrespect,just trying to fire up a team mate.Now going to radio silence.

DeMonti

March 17, 2010
9:49:45 AM

Entry #: 3418307
heres my bet, if nate does pitch at all i bet he gets out of the way of at least 30 slow dribbling grounders up the middle that my 10 year old daughter could field sleeping hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Nate_6

March 17, 2010
10:22:36 AM

Entry #: 3418329
so you've watched my game tape then?

T Mac

March 19, 2010
3:22:09 PM

Entry #: 3420361
WONDERBOY!!!!

Im goin with ryno, but only because if he is hitting well that means im scoring... and if he hits home runs that means i get to walk back to the dugout instead of run the bases!



Ryno34

April 18, 2010
3:45:14 AM

Entry #: 3446330
Get your ass off the couch and lift your weights pork chop. Just a few more hours until I being my season long destruction of your self esteem. You will wonder why you wasted all that juice money when a nearly 40 year old man that smokes a ton and never practices or exercises kicks your big ass.

juice66

April 19, 2010
12:22:14 PM

Entry #: 3447416
ryno ryno ryno!!!! it seems that u are the only one talking all the shit! lets add a drink off into the mix as well u old bastard! oh,and reguardless on who wins the bet, who is going to drive us around?

Ryno34

April 19, 2010
1:00:05 PM

Entry #: 3447469
We better get a cab or just stay in 1 place.

Stevens 4

April 20, 2010
10:27:32 AM

Entry #: 3448650
I will drive....probably no safer though...

Ryno34

August 6, 2010
12:54:42 PM

Entry #: 3544854
I will have the 22oz Porterhouse with a side of loaded baked potato and a bunch of beers.

Stevens 4

August 6, 2010
1:17:59 PM

Entry #: 3544866
I will bring the wine coolers. I wonder what flavor of Bartles and Jaymes goes best with steak...

juice66

August 6, 2010
1:47:39 PM

Entry #: 3544889
you can out hit me, but u will not out drink me old man!!!! tell me when!

Ryno34

August 6, 2010
4:55:47 PM

Entry #: 3545091
Admitted. I will never be able to out drink you. After playoffs we will go with Stevens and Dionne said he would be our driver.

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