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Author TOPIC: Beastro 9
LB4LB.

May 18, 2010
12:43:49 PM

Entry #: 3478476
So, when last i spoke of my night time activities, I mentioned how softball guys were invading one of my prefd hangouts..Bistro 9. Last thursday my worlds collided...much to my dismay...when I saw Lags/Difranco/Lindstrom hanging out at the bar sharing a mixed baby greens salad with carmalized walnuts goat cheese with a raspberry vinagret dressing and sipping frozen strawberry daiquiris. Seriously? I thought..fine, i will just avoid GAY thrusday at the Bistro..so..went last night and who is sits next to me at the bar?...well none other than Riley and Doucette. I have a photo ..will post later. Its like there is some parallel universe where these coventry bumpkins walk in to the Sportsmans Inn hit a worm hole of some sort and find themselves at the bar of Bistro 9..renamed to Beastro 9....after a combinded 500 lbs of coventry softball player hits this fancy place...i mean its just not the same. Burp and Slurp wiped them out their BudLight supply and were almost thrown out for requesting ZZ Top on the Juke Box. ( they dont have a juke box dude) I swear..Artie or Jackson or Demonti walks in and thats it..I quit.



juice66

May 18, 2010
2:34:15 PM

Entry #: 3478615
uh oh, looks likes the two river monsters and myself need to venture out!!!!

Ryno34

May 18, 2010
2:42:21 PM

Entry #: 3478627
Somehow I think the words "bistro" and "gay" go hand in hand.

juice66

May 18, 2010
2:48:56 PM

Entry #: 3478639
i have some good news lb4lb. i went on ebay and just found a 1986 ghetto blaster with dual tape deck. i'll bring white snake and some dokken!!!! ryno you can come to. i know this is what is still in the escorts tape deck!!!! u can even wear your " got rhino" t-shirt. fag!!!

OSS

May 18, 2010
2:50:58 PM

Entry #: 3478643
i went to bistro 9 a couple weeks ago with murray ... the osso buco wasnt good at all... risotto was like mush .... murray had the filet it was way over cooked ..... sorry if its a client bob... however gio's new restaraunt the waterfall cafe has awesome food ... they do breakfast lunch and dinner and even serve beer for breakfast ... holla wed or thur maybe we can meet sarah for a late dinner

juice66

May 18, 2010
2:53:10 PM

Entry #: 3478650
beer for breakfast????? stevens what are we waiting for?

Stevens 4

May 18, 2010
2:58:06 PM

Entry #: 3478658
The next breakfast.....

OSS

May 18, 2010
3:29:09 PM

Entry #: 3478711
you will get the call next time stevens .... 2 weeks ago the tourney we were playing in got rained out .... hinske lemdawg and myself decide to go to breakfast.... so we decided to go to my friends new place the waterfall cafe .... so long story short ... we all ate 2 breakfasts each ... bloody marys .... then 4 beers each .... final bill with tip $90 not too bad ... also for all the gay homos in the league .... EEEEEEWW ... duttilly ... cocksucker (mallette) they also serve mimosas

iWitch-hunt

May 18, 2010
3:39:49 PM

Entry #: 3478735
Opposed to straight homo's...?

Stevens 4

May 18, 2010
3:42:07 PM

Entry #: 3478738
I look forward to it. Breakfast beers are great.

OSS

May 18, 2010
3:52:33 PM

Entry #: 3478757
also for all the gay homos in the league .... EEEEEEWW ... duttilly ... cocksucker (mallette) and the nonhitting taint licker from the crowe (slezak) the serve mimosas and fat free muffins

DeMonti

May 18, 2010
3:53:37 PM

Entry #: 3478759
heres my take, anything with the name bistro in it can lick the underside of my sweat filled hairy scrotum immediately after being dipped into the flowing cesspool of a river, pawtuxet, and lb4lb i will put 1000 dollars on it sayying you will never in your life ever have to worry about me coming into that fuckin dump or any other place you frequent, and if i do the g note is yours my friend.

juice66

May 18, 2010
4:35:51 PM

Entry #: 3478828
hahahahahaahahahaahah! i've been waiting for demonti! at the cafe sportsmans we have an assortment of choices. you have hung dumb cum across the street. along side that nice establishment we have gaggerville. forget bills place when you could eat torpedo meat that has been in the cooler for 3 weeks. lb4lb its a very high class place. i think they serve fine wines such as sutter home. your welcome anytime!

LB4LB.

May 18, 2010
4:36:29 PM

Entry #: 3478829
ahhh demonti. Perfect. Now, Artie is wrong about one thing and right about another. Anything Calapai related in the restaurant buisness is top notch. I intend to frequent Gio's new spot and Bella again soon as well. Bisto 9 is very good though. As good as Bella..well no. Then again, do you think Demonti knows the difference between filet mignon and filet O fish? No. Doucette and Riley were sharing a chicken parm with gnocchis and they looked happy. Artie, as far as hanging at the bar....Beastro on golf night..monday and thursday for the CMSL apparently...its good fun. See you there thursday. Oh, and Doucette ( you know it wasnt Riley) ..thanks for the drink.

Goody

May 18, 2010
4:57:39 PM

Entry #: 3478860
Thousand bucks just for stepping foot in the place... interesting. Mikey, you want to play golf at EG this weekend... my treat.

LB4LB... call it 50/50... $500.00 each.


OSS

May 18, 2010
6:06:32 PM

Entry #: 3478944
i have to admit when i saw the post "beastro" i thought aj costa got into the restaraunt buisiness

lb4lb if its a client or friend il give it a another shot ... i have been spoiled over the years working at bella .... maybe i can meet ya around 8 i gotta go to the gym .... the boys have been hounding me to get back into the lineup.... also our stud OF emelio might be headed to the DL so i may be playing more .... soo i may have to get a arugala salad .... i will pass on the NUTS .... maybe i can get them in a doggy bag for slezak and guvna bc they love NUTS


Ryno34

May 18, 2010
8:23:57 PM

Entry #: 3479101
This thread got even gayer since my last post. At least Demonti checked in with a thunderous rant.
Enjoy your queer hut. I'll be at sportsman with Juice and Demonti eating pickled eggs and leaving the barkeep nickel tips.


Stevens 4

May 18, 2010
8:37:16 PM

Entry #: 3479123
I will get on those eggs as well....actually...better not or I will be drinking alone.

LB4LB.

May 19, 2010
10:21:54 AM

Entry #: 3479625
Ryno...thats hilarious. Well said....

juice66

May 19, 2010
10:28:41 AM

Entry #: 3479631
i'll take 4 pickled eggs, 2 peppers, a bag of cheez-its, and 6 pitchers of beer. all set ryno!!!

Stevens 4

May 19, 2010
10:58:49 AM

Entry #: 3479683
Jagerbombs on Delpadre.

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