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TOPIC: Lets see how many hits this gets |
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| Old Timer
July 26, 2010
12:21:49 AM
Entry #: 3535265
| All I know is this coming Wednesday I am ready to shove against the MIGHTY MILLERS.
Who wants to chime in on that?
I had a few "affiliate" outings with the "Royals of Rockwood club on 9th Ave" out of Hopkins and am dialed up for some strikeouts against the likes of Salad Burger, Abbygale, Yourpain, P90X, futile furrow, Shitts, Cooldong, and all their other buddies who are masters at coming in off the bench late in town ball games to hit jizzacks.
I have never been more confident in the fact that I can balk at least once an inning and the umpire in question will not call it.
I am equally as confident in my prowess against the Millers of Maynards due to the fact that I tossed 2 run ball against the Black sox from SLP for seven innings 12 days ago by doing nothing but.....
....throwing slower and slower, balking alot but with no worry the calls would be made and my ability to keep them guessing on basically what my strike percentage would be.
Anyone care to LAY THE WOOD on how well a guy who is half dead is going to pitch against the only dynasty in town ball within the state of MN?
In closing the only thing I am worried about is whether I should wear a turf on my back foot or on my front foot, or two turfs or two spikes?
Before the game I will have to talk to Biggy to see what he has to say about shoe selection.
Comments? Suggestions? Predictions?
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| What did you do?
July 26, 2010
9:25:56 AM
Entry #: 3535417
| Conley you are an idiot.
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| Hambino
July 26, 2010
9:39:24 AM
Entry #: 3535437
| Old Timer for idiot of the year!
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| LetRoseInHOF
July 26, 2010
1:14:58 PM
Entry #: 3535708
| Instead of pitching, go check yourself into the nearest psych ward for at least a 72 hour hold.
Perhaps you and Lebron James could plan your next 1 hour show on ESPN about how special and important you are. Or maybe it could be on the Discover channel and we will find out that earth really revolves around you.
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| First Timer
July 26, 2010
2:48:01 PM
Entry #: 3535835
| Old Bag, maybe you should refrain from ever writing on this thing again. Thanks!
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| Old Timer
July 26, 2010
3:47:40 PM
Entry #: 3535906
| I would actually prefer being called "Forum Idiot" or "Forum Idiot of The Year." As the simple mentioning of the others were too personal for my feelings to take.
Hopefully the name callers were not Miller's as that would mean they will be totally dialed in for raking me around in a couple nights.
They should destroy me, they know it, I know it and everyone knows it but I would rather have the opportunity to throw agaisnt them any day of the week then 90% of the remaining clubs in the state.
"Milk and Cookies"
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| tall & lanky
July 26, 2010
4:54:41 PM
Entry #: 3535954
| good luck OT - hopefully your neck doesnt hurt too bad thursday morning.
Millers have a tough week, but got the sticks to get it done...
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| Old Timer
July 27, 2010
1:54:12 PM
Entry #: 3536734
| Odds are against me that is certain but it will be an honor to throw against them. If I could throw against Park and Tonka every year in the same season I would take that any day of the week.
It is all about how slow I can throw and still be effective as I have been trying to get better at that for a couple seasons now when facing salty batting orders.
It worked pretty good against Park a couple weeks back but we shall just wait and see.
No loose situation for me (so to speak) as I get to face the best line up in the state and the best team in the state. Some of those guys hate me and will be narled up to knock me around big time.......I like that part of it too.
:)
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| LetRoseInHOF
July 27, 2010
4:45:34 PM
Entry #: 3536928
| From one "slow pitcher" to another,,,, good luck!!
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| tall & lanky
July 27, 2010
5:17:25 PM
Entry #: 3536955
| im lucky enough to face them every year (not on the mound), but regardless they are a quality group of guys - they are okay ballplyers too...
have fun competing.
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| Old Timer
July 27, 2010
10:25:36 PM
Entry #: 3537198
| Lankster.....I still have fun competing and that is why at soon to be 42 I still run out there rather then dabble around in 35+, or go fishing and golfing more!
Part of competing is getting knocked around some times and that very well may happen tomorrow night.
As far as throwing slow Rosen I hear ya. It is easier said then done that is forsure. It does not work against poor hitting teams and when done right along with upsetting hitter rhythms it can work against good hitting teams.
For me at my age what it comes down to is when I can't throw hard enough with good enough stuff to do well against poor hitting teams then I will hang em up.
P.S. I will be the first to pimp myself if the Millers come out and knock the hell out of me so everyone should remember that prior to trying to hurt my feelings.
After all it is not August yet and it will be a game between two classy clubs from separate classes who are getting ready for their post seasons.
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| brandonwarne52
July 27, 2010
10:31:36 PM
Entry #: 3537203
| Good luck either way.
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