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TOPIC: league poll on smitty |
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| DeMonti
July 28, 2010
8:18:09 AM
Entry #: 3537354
| i would like to have the league poll on a scale of 1 to 10, 1 being absolutely putridly awful and 10 being tremendously superb, on our stat and standing guy eon smith, alias anne smith, and his performance this year doing our stats and standings. i will start the roast of anne smith and i encourage the rest of the league to post here with their thoughts on this topic.
here we go, anne, i give your dead sorry ass a .2, in other words , fucking awful, putrid and gross all in one, i have never been more in the dark on where the fuck everyone is standings wise or on having the website updated even weekly, sometimes it takes you 2 weeks, in your career as web master, this is your worst of all time, simply awful. quit!
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| DeMonti
July 28, 2010
8:47:19 AM
Entry #: 3537372
| the reason for this roast is that the league is going into the last week of the season and i couldnt tell ya who or what teams need to win or are on the bubble and matchups, just awful, totally in the dark, garbage!
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| LB4LB.
July 28, 2010
11:38:10 AM
Entry #: 3537535
| minus $20
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| LB4LB.
July 28, 2010
11:56:23 AM
Entry #: 3537555
| I vote 8. 9 being unattainable by any other person besides Ryno and 10 being attainable only by me. I dont think the stats / standings being not up to date has to do with Ian's relative asshole-ishness...which, in my opinion, has diminshed significantly after a peak in summer 2009. Make no mistake, nobody wants the WEBMASTER STAT BOY job....that said, I do believe that there is a reasonable explanation as to the stats not being done standings not up to date. I believe its because managers cannot/ do not hand their stats in to the league in a timely fashion. I also think that this has been explained before in SMACK. SO, my vote: 8. Now, I enjoy reading stats and standings as much as Demo if not more...I review Rymans 2008 stats often when feeling blue and when in the mood for fiction/fantasy I like to review VFW Summer 2007 and 2008 stats. I like the stats to be up to date as well as the standings. If the website is as up to date as humanly possible..which i think it is...8. If not...well, as someone who works almost 24/7 and doesnt accept "tired" or " not enough time" as excuses then...if its only a matter of plopping his chubby asshole-y ass in front of a computer ( but certainly less chubby less asshole-y than summer 2009 ) then I vote 3. But for a minute, imagine if Artie or Gopher were in charge of the stats and standings. Did you just vurp a little bit? or OAWMF...there would be a porn link. Or Ryman..all Ryman all day . Nothing but articles and stats about Ryan Ruggeiri. Or Stevens? The home page would be covered in gravy. The best guy for the job is doing the job. OK, well the second best guy of course. IF ASKED I WILL NOT RUN. IF ELECTED I WILL NOT SERVE.
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| cknight
July 28, 2010
12:42:41 PM
Entry #: 3537610
| Bob you should have a newsletter or take over the planet until mertdog reimerges. If not for your posts work would go by so slow!!
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| DeMonti
July 28, 2010
1:06:53 PM
Entry #: 3537630
| instead of smitty and yourself bob passing the buck to anyone and everyone else in the league like managers and players with zero signifigance, man up and take responsibility. YOUR FUCKING GAMES AGAINST MOULTON ARE NOT UPDATED AND YOU PLAYED THE FUCKING GAMES AGAINST THEM SO YOU KNOW WHO WON, YOU DONT NEED A MANAGER TO HAND IN STATS YOU DUMBASSES, SCHOOLS OUT FOR SUMMER, ALICE COOPER SAID SO, DO THE FUCKING JOB ALREADY AND UPDATE THE GODDAMN STANDINGS, I DONT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT STATS, UPDATE THE FUCKIN STANDINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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| OSS
July 28, 2010
1:15:57 PM
Entry #: 3537642
| AAAHHHH SO THERE IT IS CAMPAIGN 2011 BOTELHO FOR PRSIDENT !!!!! EEEEWWPPPP
I was sitting here and my Botelho (devious) like mind is twisting and turning and thinking of what to say and that’s all I could come up
All kidding aside Helen and yes I know Baxter was the president.... Helen was a retired woman who had all week to do all the presidential duties and did them well ... el presidente has the two toughest jobs in the league.... Dolan uses his calculator and checkbook ... hit the easy button .... Dionne well we still haven’t figured out what Dionne does ...hit the easy button .... but Ian has the two toughest jobs ... maybe two is too much and he could step down from one.... we haven’t had a meeting in months ... I miss arguing with Hodde and him voting against me every time... im not looking to take office no way no how .... But we do need to get back to having at least one meeting a month ... its Wednesday and we haven’t even heard anything about the playoff meeting.... please have it on the usual Monday ... Atwood playoffs are Tuesday
The only negative thing about stats and standings is this …. we are a games played to qualify league.... so if we are one or two weeks behind its hard to plan and make sure guys get the right amount to qualify for playoffs ... serious I had no idea we had a shot at 2nd place till lb4lb told me ... then I realized Cudmore needs to play 2 games Sunday to qualify so we had to back out of a tournament..... That’s my only critique … towards the end on the year get things updated quicker
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| Ryno34
July 28, 2010
1:17:28 PM
Entry #: 3537647
| I vote Smitty 11. I really think he is doing about a 5 but I want to pour fuel on the fire that Demonti is starting.
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| Ryno34
July 28, 2010
1:20:09 PM
Entry #: 3537651
| And somehow at the end of the year Cudmore will have 17 games in and be hitting .635
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| OSS
July 28, 2010
1:22:22 PM
Entry #: 3537652
| he only needs 16 dumbass and hes coming sunday eeeoh
yeah i forgot considine .... no meetings no notes to write ... hit the easy buttonwwwp
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| DeMonti
July 28, 2010
1:26:46 PM
Entry #: 3537657
| i think a coup de tat is in order, regulators, mount up!!!!!!!!!
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| Goody
July 28, 2010
1:32:04 PM
Entry #: 3537664
| Chris Moulton will do it... all someone needs to do is show him what a computer is and how to use it.
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| DeMonti
July 28, 2010
1:36:10 PM
Entry #: 3537672
| FUCK YOU GOODY!!!!!!!!!
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| LB4LB.
July 28, 2010
1:49:00 PM
Entry #: 3537682
| I hate that Demonti is way smarter than we all think that he is. Used to be able to trade him two nickles for one quarter..but thats all changed now. Its getting hard to sneak things by him now. And great point Ryno...who is this Nick Cudmore and has anybody seen him on the field at all. Artie thinks his guys need 16 minutes not 16 games played. Watch how he fights for Lessard to be non-exempt again next year. And Knight...I will take your idea and run with it.
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| lawnman
July 28, 2010
1:49:44 PM
Entry #: 3537684
| artie theres a meeting monday ,its beenm posted about two weeks now ,its at the pna at 700 read the welcome page
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| OSS
July 28, 2010
1:53:27 PM
Entry #: 3537690
| thanks weeeman .... i missed playoffs bc it was behind fall ball and my computer brings up smack
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| OSS
July 28, 2010
2:01:19 PM
Entry #: 3537694
| lb4lb .... cudmore was the kid who twisted 4 double plays with gt when we played you
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| Ryno34
July 28, 2010
2:05:32 PM
Entry #: 3537698
| My statement stands as written!
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| Smitty77
July 28, 2010
4:43:08 PM
Entry #: 3537881
| all stats that i have are posted and everything else will be updated on monday 8/2.
please send all stats on monday next week or bring to the meeting so that i can do the eligibility list asap.
also please bring all money that is owed to the league. that includes $20 each time you had 1 umpire and $92 if a game was cancelled.
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