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TOPIC: Coventry in PA...Im embarrassed |
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| LB4LB.
July 30, 2010
9:29:46 AM
Entry #: 3539269
| The big PNA tournament starts in PA today...and we send the Mild Stallions? Im embarrassed and I think we are inviting invasion and attack from the Connecticutians and Pennsylvanites. Whats to stop them from thinking they can cross the border and settle our lands and trap our beaver? ( been watching too much History Channel ) Did we send talent? Dionne Horta Slezak Gopher? Hellll no. EW that two belly button mfer jumped the shark two years ago. McGrath and Ian? Same guy..swing, groan, 3 hopper to second. Did we send tough? Well, JD i hear is an ass whooper but the rest of our guys are making French Toast for the North Dakotans right now lead by princess ryno. The good thing about sending Demo away is at the very least he scares the shit out of the Minnesotians and makes them think twice about moving to Coventry. Did we at least send good looking..someone who can be counted on to score the town pump from Tom's River or maybe take the virginity of the mayor of Glassports teenage but legal daughter? Fuck no..we send the Dusty Dick Award winners 2003-2007 and several ALL TEAM UGLY 2009 . Did we send funny? We sure did fellas we sent 300 lbs of jolly in Gopher alone. Slezak and Ryno are world class witty. They should have painted Barnum and Baily on the side of their rented Winnebago. Coventry Softball has a surplus of hilarity and LOL and we are brrrringing that in truckloads to Smallville. Games start in a matter of minutes...good luck and we anxiously await your reports. Hold..cameron needs help changeing his diaper. Holly, Holly , for real, I didnt sign up for that....taking care of the home front...lb4lb
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| Stevens 4
July 30, 2010
11:15:21 AM
Entry #: 3539376
| Them guys was drinking last night too.
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| DeMonti
July 30, 2010
12:38:24 PM
Entry #: 3539495
| gopher is a blowjob, fucking toolbag.
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| LB4LB.
July 30, 2010
12:48:56 PM
Entry #: 3539516
| PNA won Game 1 17-3!!
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| LB4LB.
July 30, 2010
3:05:28 PM
Entry #: 3539664
| lost game 2. 15-8. Get your paper bags ready guys. The losses are about to start pouring in fast and furious. I hope they dont have lb4lb logos on their sleeves.
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| LB4LB.
July 31, 2010
9:17:03 AM
Entry #: 3540082
| lost game 3 17-12....warm up the Winnebago.
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| Dionne
August 1, 2010
4:04:55 PM
Entry #: 3540692
| Had an absolute blast in Pa. with these guys. Had a solid team just couldn't string together the big inning when we needed it. Lb4Lb, I sense some sour grapes, hating on the guys who went when you were invited several times and declined. Yeah, hello, prostetic leg company, my names Bob, I'm currently in search of something to stand on. Hahahahaha
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| Dionne
August 1, 2010
5:10:18 PM
Entry #: 3540733
| Just kidding around Bob, wish you could've taken the company helicopter there and play some ball and drink some beers with us. Definitely was a blast and Beaver and Scotty pitched awesome but we were missing the killer calfs on the mound. Livestrong!
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| Ryno34
August 1, 2010
8:54:04 PM
Entry #: 3540880
| Out token Pole doing what he does best.
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| Ryno34
August 1, 2010
8:56:03 PM
Entry #: 3540881
| Me with the ladies. Notice the lb4lb shirt.
Texted that to Botelho. He responded back he would be more impressed if someone had lb4lb written on her tits. 5 minutes later he got this.
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| Ryno34
August 1, 2010
9:13:00 PM
Entry #: 3540895
| Lb4LB everything in your rant may hold true however you forgot one important detail. We did do Coventry softball very proud.
COVENTRY RHODE ISLAND DOMINATED GAME 3!!!!
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| E W 3 3
August 2, 2010
8:07:11 AM
Entry #: 3541067
| TC and Ian did Coventry very proud. They heckled an opposing team that was about 3x better than their competition into a loss. They also had everyone in the Glassport PNA eating out of their hands. TC is a complete riot and had everyone there laughing all night long.
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| LB4LB.
August 2, 2010
8:22:01 AM
Entry #: 3541073
| Well Ryno it looks like you found the town pump of Tom's River and is the blonde the virgin daughter of the mayor of Glassport? I..its not...I refuse to believe..you photo shopped TC..did he lose a bet? How does one end up on the floor sucking booze outta some guys belly?? Looks like you had a blast and even won a couple of games. My understanding is Considine and Ernie and Beaver raked....and Ryno was the LVP. The lb4lb icon ....thats pretty Fn funny Ryno. And the soccer-like shirt trade....well done. Cant wait to heear the stories that arent SMACK appropriate.
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| Ryno34
August 2, 2010
9:11:20 AM
Entry #: 3541097
| Yes I took the LVP (least valueable player). I took my recent hitting slump to a new region and a new low. EW, Beaver, and Considine killed it all weekend. Everyone else hit in spurts which is what hurt. We couldn't string big innings together.
No one pumped the town pump. Her advances were resisted with the except of me writing LB4LB on her chest for a photo op.
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| DeMonti
August 2, 2010
12:04:15 PM
Entry #: 3541243
| tommy c is a raging homo, i love him but he is clearly a fucking homo. and hey ryno, was the picture of the lb4lb on those tits actually gophers tits? and did gopher have sex with any of the same men that tommyc had sex with?
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| LB4LB.
August 2, 2010
1:12:38 PM
Entry #: 3541303
| A fucking plus post demonti!!
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| Gopher
August 2, 2010
9:27:18 PM
Entry #: 3541754
| Yes Ew, Beav, and Jeffy hit the snot out of the ball all weekend, but other guys like Mike Mansour &TC hit well also...but MVP goes to Jay Derek
going 11 for 16 with an average off.688 and made a lot of plays on a shitty field.
And for the record, Ryno got all the love there because Beaver traded him after the tournament for bag of peanuts at the PNA there...
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| Gopher
August 3, 2010
5:03:07 PM
Entry #: 3542560
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| Ryno34
August 3, 2010
5:24:26 PM
Entry #: 3542576
| They changed their mind and kept the peanuts so I was shipped back ro RI.
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| LB4LB.
August 3, 2010
5:43:24 PM
Entry #: 3542592
| Im getting a little tired of the Ryno cracks on this thread. He is a top 10 all time Coventry hitter...thats unchallenged...along with Fiskey...and if he goes 2-17 in PA that doesnt change a goddamned thing. He lead the league in hitting in 2003 and was the MVP 2003 Worldwide Tournament held in Krakow..back when it was a real tournament. Since then..well, anybody can have a bad decade . Look out Crowe. Ryno is going to break out this weekend!
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