As lb4lb-7 noted in another thread, Kirby Murphy got inducted into the New England USSSA Hall of Fame on Saturday night.
He was inducted by Brian Cipolla, the USSSA RI State Director, and his speech was pretty much a roast which everyone loved and was 100% accurate.
Here's Cipolla's speech followed by Kirby's uncomfortable acceptance speech. Filmed by Kirby's brother.
OH BILLY!!!
Stevens 4
March 8, 2011 8:26:16 AM
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2010 Batting Average Versus CCFD
Brian Stevens .833 Kirby Murphy .429
Stevens 4
March 8, 2011 8:32:10 AM
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To be fair, Kirby Murphy did hit home runs in a greater percentage of at bats than I got hits but the fire fighters were his kryptonite.
lb4lb-7
March 8, 2011 8:36:21 AM
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That was Ian's best man followed by the man who is giving him away at his wedding. Yup..new tradition for the softball gay...walked down the aisle by your softball hero.. Ian was kneeling down in the podium for both speeches no doubt. Thats it........Im starting the Coventry Mens Softball Hall of Fame. There will be a dinner. Taking nominations for the Class of 2011. And, looking for criteria. Short, powerful, Portuguese...what else?
Stevens 4
March 8, 2011 8:37:48 AM
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ability to nearly double Kirby's batting average against CCFD in 2010 should be one of the criteria...
lb4lb-7
March 8, 2011 8:37:49 AM
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I nominate EW Smells Like Ass. Criteria: if you are better than Kirby..you are automatically in.
Stevens 4
March 8, 2011 8:39:25 AM
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How about another criteria??? Has a 1.000 career batting average against Lb4Lb.
lb4lb-7
March 8, 2011 8:41:26 AM
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Brian Stevens is in. Nominated in SMACK GOD category.And, for being better than Kirby on at least one day.
lb4lb-7
March 8, 2011 8:42:10 AM
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Stevens, that category doesnt exist.
Nate_6
March 8, 2011 8:45:36 AM
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Anyone who hits the gyro that well gets my vote for sure. And yes I said hits the gyro,not eats the gyro.
Stevens 4
March 8, 2011 8:45:50 AM
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5/16/2010- CCFD 5/30/2010- LB4LB
lb4lb-7
March 8, 2011 8:50:17 AM
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Ground balls three inches from my third basemens glove are errors. Who took over your book...Dionne ? Dont forget....the Trust was SHUT OUT that day...
Stevens 4
March 8, 2011 8:59:26 AM
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Ha! I would check your score book as well.... a legit 2-2...I may retire with a 1.000 BA against the gyro.
lb4lb-7
March 8, 2011 9:01:55 AM
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OK..its verified. TRUST was 7-22 0 runs scored Game 1. Stevens had two hits in two abs. Without Stevens they would have had negative runs. INSTANT INDUCTION TO THE CMSLHOF. I notice an 0h fer two in game two....was that against Teddy?
Stevens 4
March 8, 2011 9:05:19 AM
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Yup. Never could hit that son of a bitch. The truth is that my not taking batting practice before games was born of years of him wrecking my confidence in BP. That is no joke.
Smitty77
March 8, 2011 10:35:13 AM
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can you be insulted when the person delivering the insults takes pictures of himself one body part at a time?
Stevens 4
March 8, 2011 10:37:46 AM
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Wow.
Nate_6
March 8, 2011 10:40:26 AM
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Was that some kind of funhouse mirror?? Or does that Bicep really sag that much??
lb4lb-7
March 8, 2011 10:54:19 AM
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Thor's Hammer
Nate_6
March 8, 2011 10:58:34 AM
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Thor's Hammer looks like it could use some Viagra.
Stevens 4
March 8, 2011 11:08:49 AM
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I think you should send a shot of your arm to show us how a fit one looks.
Nate_6
March 8, 2011 12:01:18 PM
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I just checked. Yup,I don't have biceps. I'm all forearm,and yes its from years of self gratification.
Nate_6
March 8, 2011 12:03:55 PM
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We should try and get a photo of Lags bicep. According to a certain social network,his biceps are extrememly fit.
Dionne
March 8, 2011 1:25:44 PM
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Lb4Lb getting all defensive about guys career stats hitting against him. I love it, then when Stevens says he hits lasers off him, Lb4Lb says the books were cooked like mine. Ha, ain't no stats being padded in this league, atleast for some teams. And I can't believe you actually kept track of your E.R.A last year. I love it. Stevens is in the H.O.F for being a veteran of many game 3 championships at whatever establishment he's at post game.
lb4lb-7
March 8, 2011 2:19:59 PM
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Coach, you dont understand, he throws those two hits in my face every chance he gets. He has gotten more mileage out of two dribblers in the shortstop hole
Stevens 4
March 8, 2011 2:39:31 PM
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Stevens 4
March 8, 2011 2:40:26 PM
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I found someone else who can hit the gyro!
Lags
March 8, 2011 3:23:24 PM
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I have never made an out against Lb4LB, I also have never gotten a hit against him either...
Ryno34
March 8, 2011 3:43:33 PM
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How about cleaning up that laundry room instead of posing. Fucking slob.
Guvna14
March 8, 2011 4:02:35 PM
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Really? Posing in the mirror and someone other than you has it?
that's gay with a side of fagg right there.
DeMonti
March 8, 2011 4:34:21 PM
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WOW, LOOKS LIKE TODAYS SITE THEME WAS EVERYONE LOG IN AND BE A TOTAL FUCKING HOMO, SEE YOU FAGS TOMORROW.
lb4lb-7
March 8, 2011 4:45:51 PM
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That pic was sent in a very non gay manner if I recall and.....nahhhhh...gay. Totally gay. And Ryno, that is Ians laundry room...look for the miller lite empties near the hamper and....and, Im going to bite Lags...JL is oh fer oh lifetime because despite owning a sack full of $300 bats they are for DECORATION ONLY. Frigin Statue. Another thing: why are walks tracked in Top Players or league leaders? My guess...when the website started..2006..Statboy wanted to make a list..top a list even...and , he WALKED his way onto a list..Im telling...you must be able to look this up. Not average. Not HR. Walks. Waste of website memory. That...is the fagg side of queer..or whatever clarence said
Nate_6
March 8, 2011 4:59:06 PM
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Demonti,don't you realize when you are a HOF HOMO such as yourself. It takes some of the sting away from you calling us homos. Now can someone find him a dick to suck so he can shut up?
Smitty77
March 8, 2011 5:01:18 PM
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yup
lb4lb-7
March 8, 2011 5:13:26 PM
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ah ha! knew it. Irish God of Walks. And Nate....begging you..begging you...please stop. Why rile up Demonti?
DeMonti
March 8, 2011 5:46:27 PM
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REALLY??
Nate_6
March 8, 2011 5:54:18 PM
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Yep.
KD
March 8, 2011 9:35:28 PM
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Fag has one G...silly!
Ryno34
March 9, 2011 10:31:56 AM
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So you are in Ian's laundry room posing for bicep pictures? Even more gay.
lb4lb-7
March 9, 2011 1:48:59 PM
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more gay...yes....but, less slobby. Now go gag on a Marlboro fur ball
