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TOPIC: Phil Butlers song |
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| Utilty guy
March 18, 2011
3:00:48 PM
Entry #: 3679164
| my name is king of swing and im here to say
i talk alot of shit but no one wants me to stay
when i step up to the plate look up in the sky
oh fuck its just another pop fly
if u wanna find me ill be in left field
im the skinny little kid who misses alot of meals
everyone says my arms like a noodle
maybe i should spend my sundays walking my poodle
i really wish i could be accepted
intstead ill run my mouth and feel rejected
so its only a couple more weeks away
ill prove to u all im more than just gay
im six foot 2 and 150 pounds
i guareentee to win the batting crown
until then ill see u all later
i gotta cut my sleeves then ill feel much better
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| Stevens 4
March 18, 2011
4:13:04 PM
Entry #: 3679213
| Yea it's true that I'm skinny and gay
Kuz I show up for my D-league tournaments and don't even play
I got pipe cleaner arms and a head full of shit
but listen up bitches kuz man I can hit
Fat ass DH busts my balls all day on smack
about how I may be able to hit but its any intelligence that I lack
Listening to my shit is like watching 2 girls one cup-
What's that you said? "Swing and a pop up!"
out bitches
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| king of swing
March 18, 2011
6:50:10 PM
Entry #: 3679280
| You called me out to this bull shit I was kind of excited..
Yeah I play d what are you mad because you were never invited...let it be cited this guys song didn't rhyme but that's ok cuz he didn't even write it..yeah I cut the sleeves of my shirt because your girl fuckin liked it..you don't really wanna switch the pace...I don't even know this bitches face..he's like 'lets make a fake email address just incase" this is PB get this straight... I have pipe cleaners that make your girl ditch you late lmao you fuckin guys don't know when to quit ...I hope when you try your baseball pants this spring they rip...
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| king of swing
March 18, 2011
6:52:15 PM
Entry #: 3679282
| Really this is stupid I'm done posting it was fun makes me want on the field tomorrow ill see you guys soon
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| Stevens 4
March 18, 2011
6:54:10 PM
Entry #: 3679284
| Ha! Not bad....not bad at all.
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| king of swing
March 18, 2011
7:19:08 PM
Entry #: 3679294
| You guys are gonna be my smack talking mentors lol
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| Stevens 4
March 18, 2011
7:54:29 PM
Entry #: 3679303
| You are improving....here is a tip- if you shit on yourself it is funnier than tooting your own horn. I have made a living with that technique for years.
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| Utilty guy
March 18, 2011
9:00:23 PM
Entry #: 3679340
| oh shit..talking bout my girl
makes me a little weary
.oh wait i dont have one and i say it clearly
me and everyone on this board share urs
and that makes u a fucking fairy.
you come on here and try and get savy
then we find out u got a boyfriend named larry
young little bitch thats got no skills
lick my nut sack you bitched called phil
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| king of swing
March 18, 2011
9:28:27 PM
Entry #: 3679347
| LL cool j ...what is that mid 80's...just like him you ain't doin shit lately...I'm not suprised to hear you don't have a wifey..its likely...because you spend hours on this website nightly...I love threads that spite me....cool J bite me...I'm sorry your mad your not good enough for a night league hahaha I hope you rewrite me...this is embarassin...there is no comparison..larry????? Your girl friends name is harrison....phil butler that was the topic that was posted...so tell me why cool j the one gettin roasted????? GOT YOU
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| king of swing
March 18, 2011
9:45:51 PM
Entry #: 3679355
| By the way I reread your post you said every one shares my girlfriend, and then said it was really my boyfriend larry....you into guys? Its ok if you play softball just to pat other guys on the ass its cool lol
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| Utilty guy
March 18, 2011
9:56:08 PM
Entry #: 3679357
| My names phil butler and I just got schooled
my fucking head is spinning and I don't know what to do
The only thing left is gobble up ur gew
I love drinkin piss like it a bottle of mountain dew
one two. Three and to the four
my boyfriend just showed up. Its time to shut the door
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| king of swing
March 18, 2011
10:29:32 PM
Entry #: 3679363
| I'm sure when I walk onto the field this dude will be star stuck...you lame fuck..my name should have never been brang up...your prob 50 your cleats just hang up..I bet you live in the basement maaaaaa the meat loaf fuckkkkk!!!...you talk about guys a lot is that what your into..I got a penis you want me to hold it against you??? You can't win in this roastfest...allstar game you voteless...you and artie are prob the closest...why must you add fuel to this flame...you keep gettin roasted and I don't know your name...PB3 I'm out have a good weekend boys
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| Utilty guy
March 19, 2011
8:21:30 AM
Entry #: 3679449
| good job rookie...and since u mentioned artie in ur post ur initiation is over
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| king of swing
March 19, 2011
9:06:21 AM
Entry #: 3679457
| Yessss lol well I know there will be some hard feelings out there because of what happened with crowe bar...I fucked up and I'm sorry. I'm glad to be apart of a league of this caliber I've looked at some of the rosters and man there loaded can't wait to get on the field good luck boys
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| Stevens 4
March 19, 2011
1:47:53 PM
Entry #: 3679533
| Fabulous work- you must now give the Bieber Douchebag of the Year trophy back to Gopher.
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| Stevens 4
July 19, 2011
8:47:37 PM
Entry #: 3766045
| .200. 0 HR 2 RBI. Nice work.
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| lb4lb-7
July 20, 2011
5:15:21 PM
Entry #: 3766744
| no..stevens...those stats arent real....let me look this up................
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| king of swing
July 21, 2011
7:39:57 AM
Entry #: 3767045
| Batting lefty on one leg walking down the line I gave it a try because you "league" demanded I played 16 games I gave it a try and decided it hurt the team get some facts loser
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| king of swing
July 21, 2011
8:06:50 AM
Entry #: 3767062
| But ill tell you whose stats are real lmao this guy stevens calling me out batting 421? You kidding me guy....what is beckett rehabing against your Sunday morning team every week all jokes aside 421 lmao again I'm hurt to the point where I can't play but honestly if I wasn't hurt and my numbers looked like yours id do my team a favor and watch the kids on sundays
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| Stevens 4
July 21, 2011
8:45:08 AM
Entry #: 3767085
| .421 is great compared to what it was!!! Fuck I was below .200 for a long time. In fairness, it is 221 points higher than you hit though. I didn't know you messed up your leg and was just trying to get some action on this smack board. It worked....but isn't fun if you are injured.
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| king of swing
July 21, 2011
8:49:13 AM
Entry #: 3767089
| ooooo lol yeah i tore my hammy off the bone havent played in 12 weeks but its whatever i wanted to play in this league this year but if you dont know the story behind it, it looks like i flaked again but thats not it at all.
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| Stevens 4
July 21, 2011
8:50:03 AM
Entry #: 3767091
| 2 more points- I didn't come on the site and guarantee that I would take the world by storm and put on a hitting clinic and then go 1-5.
.632 since my 0-11 streak
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| Stevens 4
July 21, 2011
8:51:10 AM
Entry #: 3767092
| I hope that leg gets better. I should have picked on someone else. I have too much time on my hands for this website to be boring.
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| king of swing
July 21, 2011
8:53:06 AM
Entry #: 3767095
| lol i went 1 for 5 left handed lol but its ok
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| Stevens 4
July 21, 2011
8:55:11 AM
Entry #: 3767096
| Well....I have been playing blindfolded....top that!
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| lb4lb-7
July 21, 2011
8:58:22 AM
Entry #: 3767099
| ...and chubby...one helluva handicap
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| Stevens 4
July 21, 2011
9:48:18 AM
Entry #: 3767140
| Good point....If he was as fat as me he would be hitting .000. Hitting .421 as a fatty is damned impressive.
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