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Author TOPIC: Shaved bats
Nate Daggett

May 17, 2011
9:27:47 AM

Entry #: 3727053
I am getting really tired of everyone in the league saying Team Moulton uses shaved bats. If you think we do show up to our field sunday morning and pay to have the bat sent away and tested. And when it comes back clean you can buy us a new bat. Until then quit your bitching.

Bryan07

May 17, 2011
9:50:56 AM

Entry #: 3727076
its probably that demonti kid!!

Guvna14

May 17, 2011
10:36:22 AM

Entry #: 3727126
Anybody that hits the ball hard is going to get accused of it....the fact that you are showing emotions as a reaction is blood in the water for the sharks.

Good luck, I believe your sticks are stock....you guys got some beasts.....but now you've opened up the banter.


Nate Daggett

May 17, 2011
10:39:44 AM

Entry #: 3727134
I don't mind if they accuse us all I am saying is be a man about it and say it to our face. Instead of us hearing about it from the rest of the league.

LEMDAWG8

May 17, 2011
10:47:58 AM

Entry #: 3727141
If u ain't cheating u ain't trying

Stevens 4

May 17, 2011
11:38:17 AM

Entry #: 3727191
Goodwin and George should shave their bats.

tuck00

May 17, 2011
12:00:51 PM

Entry #: 3727230
Ryno and DJ should shave their backs

DeMonti

May 17, 2011
12:17:37 PM

Entry #: 3727252
i will officially admit it, my balls are shaved, and my bats are too, my lack of talent forces me to cheat, and i def dont swing hard so i need all the help i can get.
and as for the rumors flying from the botelho camp, again, apparently lags is the only one who swings a shaved bat lol, get a fuckin life, already in week 3 guys, just because the redsox have a better winning percentage then you and you lost, is it really lags bat that beat you, or are you guys a bunch of whining sore loser cunts?


Smitty77

May 17, 2011
1:35:48 PM

Entry #: 3727352
we should be talking about our gloves not working, not other teams bats

whether a bat is shaved or not doesn't matter if the ball ends up in a glove

cm hit, we didn't. cm made plays, we didn't. we lost 20-10 and 10-7. that's how it goes....


Lags

May 17, 2011
3:05:25 PM

Entry #: 3727464
Yea heard someone was saying my bat was shaved. The same bat I swing in every league I play in, for the last 2 years. Shit if it was shaved it probably would have broke by now. If anyone thinks there is a problem with my bat I will gladly let them send it away to get checked. When it comes back legit they can owe me 2 new bats. Not sure who said it but whoever it was can suck my dick. Its not opening up a can of worms its actually fucking sickening to hear it all the fucking time. Its good though just fuels CMs fire. The last thing I would want is an angry Knight or Lesniak swinging at me. Or even an angry me with my shaved bat. Fucking Terds!!!!

lawnman

May 17, 2011
3:28:39 PM

Entry #: 3727493
terds funny word lags ,lol

Nate_6

May 17, 2011
3:31:12 PM

Entry #: 3727496
If you would just suck at softball like me. Nobody would accuse you of cheating.

Stevens 4

May 17, 2011
3:44:00 PM

Entry #: 3727514
If your bats were shaved last week you must get them shaved by the same guy that does mine! .188

DeMonti

May 17, 2011
3:44:12 PM

Entry #: 3727515
ill put the guys name up here in a minute who accused you lags, im just gonna call him first and tell him face to face like a man what i think of him instead of him hearing it from someone ewlse, like the cunt he is. ill talk to you when i get home

Guvna14

May 17, 2011
3:59:31 PM

Entry #: 3727538
Lags doesn't swing a shaved stick....for fuck's sake the kid throws up 315 on the bench like they're popsicle sticks.

I love the "that bat is shaved" shit after a team gets smoked....just call it jealousy that your team can't hit the ball that hard and move on.



juice66

May 17, 2011
4:12:45 PM

Entry #: 3727550
Guys its not hard when we have such an opportunity to work with such an icon as we do. Its not the bats! It's our secret weapon JOE WEIDER WALKER!!!!!!!

DeMonti

May 17, 2011
4:27:33 PM

Entry #: 3727567
thats what i said guv, its like its impossible for anyone to hit the ball harder then them without cheating lol hahahaha, really, i can hear it now, and im saying this so smitty can make a movie of me saying it quoted exactly to smitty,
" we are the big bad bobby botelho's and we fuckin smash it[laughing] no one in this mofoin league can smash it like we do, we are fuckin beasts and we can tell when somebody is swinging a shaved pole cuz no one smashes it harder then us, we are the big bad bobby botelho beasts motherfucker, we are awesome, so jonny lags, you cant hit that hard no way you pussy, look at you and look at us, no way you can hit that hard without cheating, says us, the big bad bobby bohtelho beastly bashfags, no one hits it like we do!!!"
hahahahaahahahahaaa you guys suck hahahahahaa


DeMonti

May 17, 2011
4:30:14 PM

Entry #: 3727569
that quoted to smitty was supposed to be too smitty, as also, assholes

guapo

May 17, 2011
4:49:13 PM

Entry #: 3727591
Must we have this discussion every year? I don't know what was said and I was there, but let's just let it die. Like Ian said, we lost because you guys hit great in game one and did enough good things to win in a close one in game two. The strange thing is that there appears to be a healthy respect for each others teams during the games, but then this website just stirs shit up. I don't know the Moulton guys as well as many guys on Botelho, but the few do know a little seem like good people. It sucks coming on here for a laugh and constantly seeing this bat stuff.

DeMonti

May 17, 2011
4:57:43 PM

Entry #: 3727596
it sucks coming on here and having to read people accussing people of cheating too, sadly it all stems from your team, and those words were uttered from numerous mouths on your team, but behind the scenes, like a coward, if you want to stop reading shit about bats, then perhaps you will convince your team to stop saying it.

Stevens 4

May 17, 2011
5:14:08 PM

Entry #: 3727610
I like the idea of the accuser buying 2 bats if they are wrong.

Lags

May 17, 2011
6:47:11 PM

Entry #: 3727719
Hey Guapo you said it yourself, when we play it seems like there is a sportsmanship there. When its over though someones vagina starts to flap out that CM is using shaved bats again. Thats fucking annoying. So maybe you should get to know you teammates a little better and suggest to them that they shut there mouths about are bats being shaved and then you won't have to read about it. We are getting sick of defending ourselves. Im swinging a single wall for the rest of the season. I would swing my dick but it weighs too much and I don't want to hit the umpire in my backswing.

tuck00

May 17, 2011
6:52:16 PM

Entry #: 3727721
This is supposed to be a fun league. Put the shaved bats conversation to bed because and I am not accusing anybody here, it is impossible to be sure about anybody swinging them or not swinging them. My weekend team gets accused and I am 1000% sure none of my players swing them. I take people at their word and Lags played for me last yr and couldn't hit the ball out of the infield with that bat,lol, so there's no way it is shaved.
I actually asked someone in our league about a bat last yr and the person told me it was not and that put it to bed for me.
FOR ANYONE THAT MIGHT SWING ONE, JUST STAY OUT OF THE MIDDLE.
Again no blame here, but complaining about a bat after losing to a team is not good to do.
My travel team faces the bat issue every weekend and we just laugh about it and it's even more hysterical when we beat the team with our legit bats.
Shaved bats and steroids are almost the same issue, if someone does well everyone wants to accuse them of cheating. I like to think most people don't cheat.
It is a waste of time and breathe to worry about what others are doing, just do your thing and don't worry about what other people swing because you can't prove it and all you can do is ruin friendships over a possible false accusation.
I like to think every one is a good person and wouldn't cheat. At some point you need to just take people at their word. Most guys that swing shavers actually brag about it.
I like pretty much everybody and both teams in question have good guys on them and this is not the place to talk about people.
Demonti is correct, not very often, but say it to their face or don't say it at all.
Now Play ball.


DeMonti

May 17, 2011
6:55:44 PM

Entry #: 3727725
wow, tuck, could you repeat the last line again please

DeMonti

May 17, 2011
6:58:51 PM

Entry #: 3727731
so lb4lb, what do you think about all these accusations lol, any comments publically?

juice66

May 17, 2011
6:59:51 PM

Entry #: 3727735
Tuck,what are steroids????

DUTILLY

May 17, 2011
7:08:20 PM

Entry #: 3727744
i think i can put this to a rest....im assuming this all started from a certain someone saying something to u lags last friday night at atwood... i can assure u that nobody on our team said it for sure...he was breaking balls because of all the shit that happened last yr and u can ask him and he will assure u of that.......but i would like to test the shaving of demontis balls.....i heard or shall i say from what ive seen, i didnt know women have balls

Smitty77

May 17, 2011
11:51:41 PM

Entry #: 3727956
per mike's request...with a little treat at the end...


Ryno34

May 18, 2011
9:01:17 AM

Entry #: 3728062
We got swept by them so I believe the following people on CM used shaved bats.
Knight, Demonti, Goodwin, Lags, Moulton, Lesniak, Coupe, Dolan, BA, Walker, Duce, Mello, Mac, Deware, Jimmy, Daggett.

If Jackson uses a shaved bat he should be ashamed of himself for investing in muscles and a bat and still not clearing 100 feet on his flyballs.


OTR_31

May 18, 2011
10:17:00 AM

Entry #: 3728146
If you use a shaved bat so you can look like a hero on the tiny bandbox fields we play on in Coventry, you're a Grade A certified doosh.

All it takes is one swing to get away from you and you've put a guy in the hospital. Do the right thing and put them away.


KD

May 18, 2011
12:39:13 PM

Entry #: 3728328
I shave my back!



KD

May 18, 2011
12:41:10 PM

Entry #: 3728333
Ohhhhh....B A T S!!
my bad


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