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TOPIC: week 1 results |
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| cliffy00
October 3, 2011
8:52:18 AM
Entry #: 3810585
| fish tacos lost 2 to OTR ... close games
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| Kevin T
October 3, 2011
9:42:14 AM
Entry #: 3810620
| Fack-o-lanterns took 2 from Shamrock
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| Stevens 4
October 3, 2011
10:03:17 AM
Entry #: 3810641
| KevinT is easily as fat as I am. This was news to me. The Fack-o-lanterns may be the fattest team in this lovely little league. Even our skinny guys are a little fat. The highlight of the day was our left-center fielder making a diving stop with his forehead and Kevin dropping 2 out of every 3 balls that came his way at first.
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| lb4lb-7
October 3, 2011
10:17:34 AM
Entry #: 3810651
| Toth, I dont recall me or Stevens giving you permission to report the results of our games. This aint OTR. We have a heirarchy, of which you are at the bottom. We got fat, short, old and/or hairy everywhere you look. Its like having Joe Machado at every position. We have won our last games for sure. Pumpkin of the Day winner for week 1 is Guapo who hit for the cycle in game two. The Jose Reyes of Coventry Softball. Should have been 3 hrs and a single. But, he slowed to get a triple and then went even slower to secure his double. Cheater Woodard smacked 3 consecutive triples. Squeaks Lamoth was spectacular and our names sake was 3-5 while pitching flawlessly. There are no highlights to report for the Shamrock. And that makes about 7 summers 6 falls and 1 week of fall in a row of highlight free ball from the Shamrockers. They have a Will Toth like consisitency for mediocracy.
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| guapo
October 3, 2011
10:19:22 AM
Entry #: 3810652
| If Dave and Tommy ever miss the same week, the average weight on our team will be north of 260 lbs....well north. Other highlights included the Fack-O-Lanterns with back to back pop ups to the catcher, Stevens attempting to fart into a bull horn, and our left fielder wearing Sketchers. Most fun I've had playing softball in a long time.
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| Stevens 4
October 3, 2011
10:21:09 AM
Entry #: 3810656
| It is amazing that I was unable to produce when I needed to. I felt like Josh batting with the winning run on second base in the playoffs against VFW when I tried to rip one in the mic.
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| Kevin T
October 3, 2011
11:42:48 AM
Entry #: 3810717
| I did drop those 2 at the end of game 2 which extended our play which sucked!.. but those were the only 2 errors i made on the day (one of them was a far stretch, the other i'll take 100% blame for).. if someone wants to play first go for it
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| Kevin T
October 3, 2011
11:56:24 AM
Entry #: 3810731
| It is nice to share the position of fattest person on the team along with you Stevens.. our game 3 abilities are amazing
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| lb4lb-7
October 3, 2011
12:01:19 PM
Entry #: 3810740
| Kev...ignore stevens. your abilities as a lock down first basemen are not in question. Perhaps you and Stevens can have a Game 3 Showndown next weekend. You have to drink the same number of beers as errors made by stevens and vice versa.
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| Nate_6
October 3, 2011
12:26:55 PM
Entry #: 3810757
| Speaking as someone who was at ground zero during the attempted bullhorn farts.... without knowing,Stevens started a fun game to play... Shart or fart? He may not have gotten the volume he wanted out of them but god damn they were potent!
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| Kevin T
October 3, 2011
12:47:00 PM
Entry #: 3810775
| i like that idea.. a game 3 showdown! battle of the fat kids!
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| Smitty77
October 3, 2011
2:01:18 PM
Entry #: 3810824
| send in the scores or post the scores
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| adampark15
October 3, 2011
3:10:37 PM
Entry #: 3810869
| GQ over Crowe 13-0 & 14-3
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| squeak 1
October 3, 2011
3:34:36 PM
Entry #: 3810887
| not to be lost highlight: stevens running the bases. after bobby denied him a runner (for his own good) there was a ground shaking slide into second and threatening scream/misguided yell towards the third baseman that he would beat him to the bag
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| lb4lb-7
October 3, 2011
3:50:29 PM
Entry #: 3810902
| The wheels have come off the Crowe Train. Zero and Three? Ricky Hove Cote Vernet and the rest cant muster 4 hits before they make three outs more than once a game? The absence of The MotherFacker (3-5 witha SAC ) obviously is hurting your production. You cant have him back.
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| Chip Chip
October 3, 2011
3:58:14 PM
Entry #: 3810912
| Embrace took the first FORFEITS of the fall season to Dan's Place. I personally want to apologize to Demonti and his team, had I known earlier I would not have wasted your morning. Sorry.
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| WillT113
October 3, 2011
4:27:57 PM
Entry #: 3810943
| Mediocre, that is by far the best compliment I have received on this site. I'll take it!
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| Fat Stallyn
October 3, 2011
5:17:37 PM
Entry #: 3810968
| I'm rocking those Sketchers for the rest of the season, they give me lightning fast speed.
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| Stevens 4
October 4, 2011
3:04:00 PM
Entry #: 3811563
| Awesome!
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| Nate_6
October 4, 2011
5:28:56 PM
Entry #: 3811688
| Can we get Stevens a pair of those Sketchers?? Better yet,the entire Lanterns roster?? After the speed we showed on the bases Sunday,we could use a boost.
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| lb4lb-7
October 4, 2011
5:46:34 PM
Entry #: 3811706
| He's also got ShapeUps.......get Stevens a paif of those while youre at it........
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| Dionne
October 5, 2011
1:39:41 PM
Entry #: 3812232
| Easy Lb4Lb....it's fall ball, all about fun. GQ has brought in some guys who are solid hitters and seem to be trying out for next summer on that roster. We went out there and goofed off all day and had a blast. Fall ball isn't about winning but watching Zabbo and t-rex arms trying to play second. Good job to GQ. The Fack-O-Lantern isn't going anywhere. Plus you already have enough pitchers sitting the bench on that spring roster. See you this Sunday and bring my white Fack-O-Lantern shirt, damn, feel left off.
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| lb4lb-7
October 5, 2011
2:11:48 PM
Entry #: 3812254
| Your shirt is washed dried folded and in my car waiting to be delivered.
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| Kevin T
October 6, 2011
10:37:35 AM
Entry #: 3812783
| We're going to have a very thirsty sunday game 3.. temperatures are supposed to reach in the low 80's.. me and stevens may need oxygen tanks
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