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Author TOPIC: results 10/9
Smitty77

October 9, 2011
8:39:45 PM

Entry #: 3814348
fackolanterns lost two to gq 11-5 and 11-0

need scores from everyone else except dans who won both and immediately texted scores in....thanks demonti...u a wicket gud managha


Bryan07

October 10, 2011
8:48:07 AM

Entry #: 3814551
embrace took 2 from a good D12 team. They are much better then last year.

Dionne

October 10, 2011
10:35:50 AM

Entry #: 3814628
Crowe took 2 from Shamrock

lb4lb-7

October 10, 2011
12:20:51 PM

Entry #: 3814731
11-5 and 12-0...we have a 12 run rule not an 11 run rule. As well as GQ played...and they catch it great,,,,we stunk. But, Brian Bags was extremely good on the mound shutting down a very good offense for 5 straight innings at one point. And Guapo is a great natural infielder. Im serious. Its amazing and he claims to be as surprised by his ability to pick grounders as I am. Ronnie G is a nice addition to a team thats already catching it and hitting as good as anybody early on in fall ball.

Kevin T

October 11, 2011
9:03:08 AM

Entry #: 3815220
I shaved my block head in hopes that it will bring change and we will never play like we did last week

Stevens 4

October 11, 2011
1:36:06 PM

Entry #: 3815426
We were awful...I was not alone in going 0 for the day. Our defense was amazingly bad with the exception of Dean. Botelho looked like John Lackey and Bagshaw looked like Alfredo Aceves. Bothelho's mid week acquisition of Little Dave's giant friend helped a little but he was even caught with his head resting comfortably between his ass cheeks a few times.

lb4lb-7

October 11, 2011
2:34:28 PM

Entry #: 3815460
Welcome to the team Little Dave's Giant Nameless friend. And Stevens, my era was zero. My left fielder was making crop circles while he circled aimlessly below rountine flyballs.

Stevens 4

October 11, 2011
11:10:44 PM

Entry #: 3815745
Hmmmm....I think the scorebook tells a different story. Routine fly balls usually don't approach the left fielder at 600 mph while maintaining a cruising altitude of 5 feet.


OSS

October 12, 2011
11:10:46 AM

Entry #: 3815907
sports legends beats the tacos 16-0 and 19-4

Smitty77

October 12, 2011
1:56:39 PM

Entry #: 3816090
need scores for
trust/ccfd
crowe/shamrock
roch's/invaders


lb4lb-7

October 12, 2011
4:54:20 PM

Entry #: 3816237
please get off the wagon. Your body is rebelling. Riley like flares are being misjudged by your no longer blood shot eyes as cruise missles. Fat Stallion ran down more fly balls in his sketchers the week before.

Fat Stallyn

October 12, 2011
7:12:10 PM

Entry #: 3816334
It did seem like he forced himself out there just to show me up and then failed miserably....

lb4lb-7

October 14, 2011
9:24:05 AM

Entry #: 3817435
THATS EXACTLY WHAT IT WAS , Stallion! Mfer's whole plan for Fall Ball was to knock down the Stallion and you are dominating him in every facet of the game!

Stevens 4

October 14, 2011
10:22:35 AM

Entry #: 3817475
If anyone knows failing miserably...it would be Fat Stallyn...he must be right.

Fat Stallyn

October 14, 2011
10:48:35 AM

Entry #: 3817511
I can't take all the credit Stevens. I had a vague definition of failure. I didn't truly understand it until I watched you walk to fly balls in the outfield, flop around behind second base and hit infield fly balls every week. Seriously, what the hell were you doing at over the bag last week. Every time a ball was hit to you, you're lying on your ass and of course, you didn't make the play. The one time you did get lucky and snag the ball, you lofted it to second just in time for the runner to be safe. Where the hell does Botelho hide you all year during summer ball?

Smitty77

October 15, 2011
1:36:24 PM

Entry #: 3818068
DH - designated heifer

Stevens 4

October 17, 2011
9:18:45 AM

Entry #: 3819024
I was going to leave your fat ass alone but...

In the 6 seasons that the Fat Stallyn has graced the leader board in this league he has managed a robust .314 batting average with 29 RBI. An admitted "book cooker", he averages 4.8 RBI per season. There were at least three 2 at bat sequences this season where I had more RBI than you average in a year. I am an average DH and an atrocious fielder. You are slightly superior with the glove and the jelly belly bounce that you treat us to in your pursuit of the ball is fun to watch but... the two extra-base hits that you have managed in 6 years make you ineligible to bust my balls for any softball performance whether it be with the glove or the bat. At 300 pounds and drunk I have managed 60 extra base hits to your 2 in the same span- playing part time. Suck it!


Nate_6

October 17, 2011
12:25:55 PM

Entry #: 3819152
GOT YOOUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

Fat Stallyn

October 17, 2011
1:19:47 PM

Entry #: 3819204
Haha, I knew this was coming and I've been trying to bribe the statician (sp?) for at least a week to help me pad my prior stats. It's confirmed, I sucked in prior years but I've been working on getting better. What's your excuse? And for the last time, I can't help no one is on base when I get up to bat, I clearly have myself at the bottom of the lineup for a reason..

This Sunday, why don't you try to get a hit (You're still 1-fall ball, right?)and see if you can outhit me, it it makes you feel better, we'll do slugging that way your one double can equal my two singles. Wager to be determined Sunday morning.


Gopher

October 17, 2011
1:45:42 PM

Entry #: 3819243
I wll make the odds

Stevens 4

October 17, 2011
2:24:38 PM

Entry #: 3819285
Count me in. To make it fair I will bat left handed. I do applaud you for being at your best during fall ball though. It is also important to point out that in my six years of obesity and drunkenness....I still have a batting average that is 160+ points higher than yours. I am not sure what excuse I would be making.....

BA HR RBI
Stevens .479 24 140
Fat Stallyn .314 0 29

While a .479 average is certainly nothing to brag about....I think you may want to rethink this...


Fat Stallyn

October 17, 2011
3:07:11 PM

Entry #: 3819336
Your fascination with my stats has me considering a restraining order

Stevens 4

October 19, 2011
9:43:00 AM

Entry #: 3820380
Put your money where your mouth is....time is ticking. I think a bucket of beer is a good start. You pick it though.`

Fat Stallyn

October 19, 2011
5:22:33 PM

Entry #: 3820729
What part of "Wager to be determined Sunday morning" did you not understand?

Stevens 4

October 20, 2011
9:12:06 AM

Entry #: 3821014
What part of "you don't make the rules" is unclear to you?

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