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Author TOPIC: Fall Ball Finals
Smitty77

November 7, 2011
4:25:38 PM

Entry #: 3833101
-Highest seed is home in every game.
-ALL TEAMS MUST BRING THEIR BASES.
-Umpire money and balls will be dropped off.
-The refund for our cancelled week of the regular season is $36. Managers have that money they were to use to pay the umps. In other words, keep the ump money as your refund.

Ravenwood
9am – 1 Dan’s Place v. 16 Shamrock
10am – 8 On the Roch’s v. 9 Village Pub
11am – W1/16 game v. W 8/9 game

Phillips Hill 1 (Road Field)
9am – 2 AJ’s/Gophers v. 15 Eaton
10am – 7 Sports Legends v. 10 D12
11am – W 2/15 v. W7/10

CCPark / Nike Site
9am – 6 GQ v. 11 Fack-O-Lanterns
10am – 3 Trust Construction v. 14 Fish Tacos
11am – W 6/11 v. W 3/14

Phillips Hill 2 (Fence Field)
9am – 5 Embrace v. 12 Crowe Bar
10am – 4 Invaders v. 13 CCFD
11am – W 5/12 v. W 4/13


Final Four - Phillips Hill
1230 – Highest remaining seed v. Lowest remaining seed on Field of Highest seed’s choice
1230 - Two remaining winners on other field

130 – Championship on highest seed’s field of choice


There will be a grill set up at Phillips Hill being run by the Girls Softball League. They have been selling sausage and peppers, hamburgers, hot dogs, waters, and Gatorades.

I hope to see the eliminated teams at Phillips Hill at 1230 to support the League, the Final Four will be playing at the same time, and support the Girls League by purchasing something to eat.



Smitty77

November 7, 2011
4:27:53 PM

Entry #: 3833103
all ties were broken using the roll of a die in the case of three way ties and a coin flip in the case of a two way tie.

four highest seeds had the right to choose fields and 1st game time of 9 or 10

after 11 am games please move quickly to phillips hill.


lb4lb-7

November 7, 2011
4:28:27 PM

Entry #: 3833105
GQ vs the MotherFackers! Wow! What could be better.

GQBOSS_38_

November 8, 2011
1:59:52 AM

Entry #: 3833524
...wow,, three way tie for 4th place left us with an ol' fashioned Coventry coin toss??.. Ouch...team GQ full of cranston boys, finding Nike site on a hungover Sunday morning could be the makings for a backwoods horror flic!!... Always fun playing a team with pumpkins as their logo, but jeesh...I better start making gps maps & wake up calls NOWWWW!!! Lmao..

GQBOSS_38_

November 8, 2011
10:39:04 AM

Entry #: 3833702
...feels like we got flim-flammed by the dice roll...we wanted to play @ phillips next to the sausage & peppers, WTFFFFFF...our 4th seed tie, if the luck of the dice roll was with us, we would've had the pleasure of picking a field with grill food & beverages, instead we are going into Nike site, aka, botelos pumpkin patch, (home field advantage (11th seed)...???......I won't be so bold to make a statement that will reflect my true thoughts on how that dice roll must've been done in an insurance office, LOL... Okok I'm done bitching & venting!!!.. cyyuu mutha Fackers Sunday!!!!....

lb4lb-7

November 8, 2011
3:05:33 PM

Entry #: 3833993
Ive shaved a bat or two. Ive refused to line the field. Ive signed players that should be exempt under assumed names ive...wait, that aint me, thats VFW. ME? I have been known to pay off an ump or two. All of them actually. Ive been known to " adjust " the length of the pitchers mound and the base paths to our advantage. Ive been know the bribe an opposing player to go OH -fer in the playoffs..Craig Riley to be specific. Ive paid a cop to pull over an opposing player on Hill Farm to make him late for the game. Ive paid an opposing teams star player girlfriend to break up with him the week of a big game to F with him. That one really worked. But, the coin flip is all alter boy Ian Smith. The man who...get this....realized that Walmart gave him back a $1.50 extra in change when he got home from shopping...and...immediately drove back to Walmart, alerted them to their error, gave him back the $1.50. Well the coin flip smells like a rotting pumpkin...Im afraid its legit. You may, however, have other things to worry about ). % finals in 5 years doesnt come cheaply. That said, anyone showing at Indigo in a GQ jersey drinks for free saturday night

GQBOSS_38_

November 9, 2011
10:59:51 AM

Entry #: 3834565
While the free drinks offer is tempting & admirable to the average man/player, my GQ boys have been directed to stay away from any potential Botelho pre playoff boobie traps...open bar drinks are suseptable to ruffies or any other date rape drug that can be found in any Coventry residents medicinal stash)...furthermore, we hav armed escorts for our convoy into Coventry on Sunday morning... We kno how easy it is for a Coventry police cruiser to pick out an out of townie softball player, seein how most of my crew is cranston boys with big rims, tinted windows, music blaring & the occasional outstanding bench warrant, we've called on one of our most trusted sponsors to guide us to the field efficiently...we will be there with bells on, as they say, to smash pumpkins & advance to the final rounds of victory!! ..(barring any ,totally expected, infraction ruling against us, which seems to happen usually when we start making a run as a competitive contender in this club league).. let's see how this weekend plays out!!??.. we will givit our best on the field & hats off to the winning team!!.. (especially if that winning team happens to be nicknamed, "the spoiler team")

PEACE OUT!

.. FREE MULLET CHOPS @ GQ BARBERSALONS THIS WEEK ONLY FOR ALL COVENTRY MULLET HAVING SOFTBALL PLAYERS!!


lb4lb-7

November 9, 2011
1:22:39 PM

Entry #: 3834650
GQ Boss is making a strong run as super poster and possible winner of this years SMACKIE for best post. Well done GQB.

Nate_6

November 9, 2011
1:39:03 PM

Entry #: 3834661
The candle is lit! Fack o lanterns win in an unprecedented upset! Us country pumpkin patch mullet wearing softball players have been saving it for the finals tournament. Game on!

lb4lb-7

November 9, 2011
2:26:12 PM

Entry #: 3834689
Nate, we have no chance. I like your optimism ,however ,as a spring Crowe guy you are bringing absolutely no playoff game winning skills with you..as you are knocked out each year in the first round. Lets just take our beating and go home .

Nate_6

November 9, 2011
3:56:12 PM

Entry #: 3834778
I'm in it to win it Bob. I am going to step it up. Just asking the rest of the Lantern squad to do the same. We have the talent needed to squeak out a win. Just have to motivate our guys. stranger things have happened.

lb4lb-7

November 9, 2011
5:24:57 PM

Entry #: 3834863
Youre crazy. Ill be home on the couch by 1015 . GQB, tell Nate how its gonna be. As only you can so eloquently say it.........

GQBOSS_38_

November 9, 2011
11:59:22 PM

Entry #: 3835042
I'm not one to rain on anyones parade, but if it does happen to rain in Sunday, the orange Halloween costumed fallball team should pray for terrential downpours, as this will be the ONLY way they survive past 945am....but wait, this just in!!!... The forecast for Sunday ....60 degrees, sunny skies,partly cloudy,,SORRY BOYS, THE PUMPKIN PATCH HAS EXPIRED, OCTOBER IS OVER!!.. not a healthy pumpkin in site, the whole patch has rotted, even the ones on my neighbors porch!!!.. (well I actually juss made sure by shot putting them into the street)... just like every year, its nice to see a pumpkin pie, a jacko/fackolantern, a couple innocent kids at the door saying trick or treat,, but like I took their bags, TEAM GQ will take your candy too, tricks on u, it'll be our treat!!

Cya Sunday morning, then well cya NEXT YEAR!!..

(BTW, thank-you for the inspiration!!.. I might juss share my pumpkin seeds after I'm done eating, after I spit em out!)


Nate_6

November 10, 2011
9:12:32 AM

Entry #: 3835140
Gopher,you pumpkin eating moron. Is juss even a word in the english language? We all know you don't spit,you swallow. Correct me if I'm wrong but I believe our game starts at 10,so we'll be alive after 9:45. Maybe I'm reaching for a miracle thinking we could win against the mighty Cranston crew. But I am not going to lay down for anyone,unlike you laying down face first during recruiting for your squad. Oh and what nerve you have saying us pumpkins are unhealthy. Can you give me the number of your dietician?

GQBOSS_38_

November 10, 2011
9:42:56 AM

Entry #: 3835154
Womp womp... Someone's confused..

Nate_6

November 10, 2011
9:59:31 AM

Entry #: 3835162
You are correct. I'm a dummy. I read it quick and thought it said gopher. I am done posting forever now. I have shamed myself. Still going to play my ass off though.

Gopher

November 10, 2011
10:32:13 AM

Entry #: 3835182
This just in....
Ernie Wright traded to GQ for sunday's playoff game vs Fackerlantern's. he was traded for a 1 yr supply of haircuts for my entire "MIGHTY CRANSTON CREW"

Reading is the most important part of the post..not the spelling Nate!!!!


lb4lb-7

November 10, 2011
10:35:33 AM

Entry #: 3835185
Holy Shit. Add that to the pile of reasons we are sure to lose. Imagine, all FackO sees is a capital G in GQ Boss and immediately attacks the Gopher. Excellent prose GQ Boss............

fujitsu

November 10, 2011
12:11:43 PM

Entry #: 3835250
That facko fucker is dumb! He didn't even make fun of the right guy! Fuck that guy,he sucks anyway. Can't someone just throw him out of the league or at least deny him posting privilages?

lb4lb-7

November 10, 2011
1:08:56 PM

Entry #: 3835290
just a guess...Fujitsu is Facker

fujitsu

November 10, 2011
2:53:20 PM

Entry #: 3835380
I ain't Facker. That guy is a loser I'm a winner.

fujitsu

November 10, 2011
3:00:53 PM

Entry #: 3835386
Who's Ernie Wright? Is he any good?

iWitch-hunt

November 11, 2011
1:11:16 PM

Entry #: 3835886
Hey Fujitso...I was wondering that myself. I think it's that fat slob with gray hair from that gopher team my boy Facker keeps talking about. If it is I remember watching him play at clegg in 1994 when my dad played there. He was pretty good then. Now that guy is just a distant memory of what used to be. Subpar OF, that thinks he can convert to an IF, what a joke, to say he has lost a step is a serious exaggeration. It's actually painful. Can't hit worth a shit anymore, I watched him try his damnest to hit a homer and wooomp, popup to 2nd. What a joke. Your distant memories are fading fast. Only thing he is good at is picking a fight with guys like me that play this game for recreation like it is intended for. So with that said hope this puts a face to your question Fujitso. Oh btw see you this weekend big boy, hope that the brackets lineup the "right" way. OTR fighter out

lb4lb-7

November 11, 2011
1:31:39 PM

Entry #: 3835895
NEVER TAKE THE BEST OF BEST'S NAME IN VAIN.! NEVER EVER , OTR fighter!. Here's all Ernie does, gray bush and all: 5-5 4 hrs in the finals against CM. Holy Fn sh*t. There's like 4 guys in the whole league that can buck up in the biggest games of the year: Knight Lesniak Pete Kirby Ricky LB4LB....and guess what, all " dbags". Big Erns motor runs hot and .....ah F*ck it...ernies a prick and needs a beating but..tell me...who's gonna give it him? No one on OTR.

iWitch-hunt

November 11, 2011
1:42:18 PM

Entry #: 3835903
I will knock his cheetos colored chicklets out with one shot and have him looking like your mascot. And there is no way possible he could do that without altered equipment.

Guvna14

November 12, 2011
5:34:11 PM

Entry #: 3836430
I haven't posted in a while mainly because it's turned into the Fack O Lanterns site lately but I'll say this....

Whether you're joking or not, Ernie plays the game the way its supposed to be played.....all out always. I play a lot of ball and I'd take him in my top 5-10 players across the state hands down.....


tuck00

November 12, 2011
6:05:32 PM

Entry #: 3836445
Guvna,
Ernie is taken so stop kissing his ass. He's not that good and he runs the bases like shit. In fact he never learned how to run the bases.

All kidding aside, he is a fag who just won't play tourney ball,LOL.

Gopher can I hit behind Ernie tomorrow,LOL.

I tell everyone the same thing Ernie hits it as hard and as far as anyone and maybe further than the infamous Kirby Murphy. Mad strength, just a shame he can't play on a tourney team.


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