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TOPIC: a bum looking for a team |
| ANGRYBLACKMAN128
March 27, 2013 5:20:36 PM
Entry #: 4042268
| due to the fact that i has no team to play on this year (for numerous reasons) im currently looking for a team to play on! i played on the stalions last 3 years! i didn't do to bad, but i also could of did better
i specialize at second base, over the top, or anywhere in the outfield! im not saying im the best player in the world, but ill bring my best effort day in and day out
if any team is interested in having me on their team my name is dennis carpenter and my email is mistercarpenter128@hotmail.com! i don't feel comfortable giving out my number so u can shoot me an e-mail and ill reply asap
ANGRY BLACK MAN signing out!
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| slezak
March 27, 2013 9:32:25 PM
Entry #: 4042336
| Bam! There you go Busta scoop him up! He has no team, and you has spots. He plays over the top, guessing that's a position, and 2nd base. Take him, you can finally cut that shitbum canarynecked paully d wanna be u got slated to play 2nd. @ angry. Hit up Busta, he may try to talk u into a blow out, but you'll look great in copped colors and big shades
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| ANGRYBLACKMAN128
March 28, 2013 5:15:50 AM
Entry #: 4042380
| id love to hit "busta" up..........if i knew who the hell he was lol
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| george steinbrener
March 28, 2013 7:26:19 AM
Entry #: 4042384
| Wonder if our team is looking for an over the top guy..he would be a good fit
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| GQBOSS_38_
March 28, 2013 7:46:32 AM
Entry #: 4042389
| Ha! .. token ......
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| george steinbrener
March 28, 2013 5:16:40 PM
Entry #: 4042559
| tell us why your not playing for them....be honest..we all tell the truth on this board...demonti out
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| WS Big Boss
March 28, 2013 5:24:03 PM
Entry #: 4042564
| Look Dennis, when I cut you..I cut you from the team , the league , AND from SMACK. I expect you to be gone...and stay gone. Dig? Ill put my size 9 Sketcher up your ass next time I see you. Stallions do not air our dirty laundry on SMACK. Before you hit the SMACK board maybe you shoulda washed my car, carried my bat bag, bought me a sandwich.....got a hit. Ill be checking in from time to time...don't let me catch you posting again...not even an apology for years of sucking. WSBIGBOSS...out
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| WS Big Boss
March 28, 2013 5:49:27 PM
Entry #: 4042579
| AngryBlack...Ultra's looking for cheerleaders. I'll allow that.
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| ANGRYBLACKMAN128
March 28, 2013 7:16:00 PM
Entry #: 4042620
| @ WS Big Boss listen bitch! ............the only laundry i do is my own, if i touch your car its to shit all over it! you better pray i don't find out who sent this message cause IF i get on a team im gonna mark the ws on the calender (even though yall been run rulled every game last year) lol
and@ smokey da bear: i wasn't even gonna play, im trying to buy a house blah blah blah! i honestly was disguested with some players effort on that team but my step daughter, my son and a good friend asked me to play! i contacted the manager he said "no dice!"
so like i said ill bring my a game don't you worry and mark the stalyons on my calender! i wasn't gonna make it personal, but...........i think i will!
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| ANGRYBLACKMAN128
March 28, 2013 7:22:04 PM
Entry #: 4042623
| OH WAIT...........we beat the fire fighters by 1 my bad!
and we was down by 2 against GQ and some deet decided to go first to third with one out when dood hit the ball to the center fielder!
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| WS Big Boss
March 28, 2013 7:34:02 PM
Entry #: 4042628
| #caughtya ! Did ya think i wasnt watchin? Now...I extend the CUT to COVENTRY. All of Coventry. no team no league no SMACK..and if you roll even two tires onto Sandy Bottom Road Im going to hit you with Harold's shaver. I didnt bring Puddin back when he asked...I aint bringin you back. Stevens...we have room. Aint it time you walked on the Wyld side? I have an XXXXL shirt with your name on it.
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| Fat Stallyn
March 28, 2013 8:02:34 PM
Entry #: 4042641
| Speaking of Stevens, where the hell has he been. Fat Stevens was on here all the time and answered his text messages, ever since he lost weight (he claims), he is nowhere to be found. Bob, where's your boy at?
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| Utilty guy
March 28, 2013 8:09:19 PM
Entry #: 4042643
| Holy fucka angry spank man...why u wanna be shittin on someones car? Is that what you meant by that you specialize at over the top?
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| RP Stallyn
March 29, 2013 7:53:21 AM
Entry #: 4042698
| Big Denny!!! Hope you find a team man...just don't shit on my car.
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| ANGRYBLACKMAN128
March 29, 2013 8:59:10 AM
Entry #: 4042703
| never rob my boy! i hope i find a team too!
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| Kevin T
March 29, 2013 9:13:34 AM
Entry #: 4042708
| Dennis, check out the previous post from Shamrock.. they are looking for players.. please don't poop on my car!!
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| ANGRYBLACKMAN128
March 29, 2013 12:19:50 PM
Entry #: 4042749
| @ kevin t ALREADY DID! LOL
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| Gopher
March 29, 2013 9:19:48 PM
Entry #: 4042832
| Botelhos Pub Ultra GQ
All good teams
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| Ronnie G
March 30, 2013 1:49:09 AM
Entry #: 4042861
| Ultra is looking to show teams this year we are here to stay, and get used to us young fuckers!
This is a great league to play in, really looking forward to this season. Good luck everyone I hope everyone enjoys the year.
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| WS Big Boss
March 30, 2013 2:34:38 PM
Entry #: 4042912
| would it be possible for you guys to be good and end the white trash wigger punk ass " lets eat " bullshit? How about just be good. And get rid of that snaggle toothed shortstop. He cant hit anyway. And I think that since we are down to 13 teams..only the top 6 should make the playoffs CM TRUST GQ AJs BOTHELOS CROWE ....if that happens...well, maybe next year ULTRA
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| Ronnie G
March 30, 2013 6:39:49 PM
Entry #: 4042942
| I don't know if that was directed at me, or my team, but regardless, we come to play, and win on Sunday's, and I hope you do the same.
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| ANGRYBLACKMAN128
March 31, 2013 3:05:25 PM
Entry #: 4043040
| look i personaly don't give a shit about internet talk i'm just tring to see if i can get onto a team thats all i know whos good, and i also know who should just sit there and shut the fuck up and not say anything! just throwing that out there
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| Utilty guy
March 31, 2013 9:26:13 PM
Entry #: 4043103
| Dennis....go easy dawg...take a xanaxvor suttin christ...you wanna shit on peoples cars..threatning to woop some ass...whats next? Try bringing your batting avg over 360 before you make another statement
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| ANGRYBLACKMAN128
April 1, 2013 8:33:50 AM
Entry #: 4043175
| @ joe buck first off was kidding if you really think im going to go around shitting on cars beating peoples ass then maybe YOU need the pills bro, and second my batting ave WAS over .350 so just stay off the computer and do something useful like .....play in traffic or something!
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| Utilty guy
April 1, 2013 11:21:08 AM
Entry #: 4043209
| oh shit sorry big dawg..i didnt realize you were a 359 hitter...my apogize
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| WS Big Boss
April 1, 2013 2:59:42 PM
Entry #: 4043268
| I always wondered why Ian kept track of walks and strikouts..like...who cares. Then..one day..I noticed Ian lead the league in walks...and it all made sense..kinda sorta. But NOW....I know the real reason....Ian knew that one day ABM would take a hissy sh*t on the website and I would be called upon to slap him pimp style. So...league members...have ya noticed the number 7 in the K column under Dennis's name? SEVEN. S-E-V-E-N. We started naming them after Dutillys kids. One for every bastard. Who strikes out 7 times ..in a lifetime in softball?? And When I say lifetime...I mean from 3 years old in your backyard until you die. It's not like we face legendary reverse knuckle gyro throwing mound master lb4lb every week...that would make sense. I think you just experienced another 7...7 inches of Wyld Stallion horse co*k stuffed you know where that guarantees you won't get signed by another team in Coventry . Ya shoulda bought me a sandwich.
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| ANGRYBLACKMAN128
April 2, 2013 3:01:19 AM
Entry #: 4043482
| ws boss: seriously low fuckin blow! yes i struck out a bunch of times in a game! the day before i had to watch a close friend since i was a kid! so when u can go through a tragedy like then try to play then you come talk to me till then seriously stop running your fuckin mouth like! you and the team knew what i was going through that day, and for you to say that shows no fuckin class on your part!
your right i probally won't get on a team.....don't you worry ill be in the stands laughing my ass off when you stink up the fuckin joint!
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| ANGRYBLACKMAN128
April 2, 2013 3:03:08 AM
Entry #: 4043483
| excuse me i had to bury a close friend the day before!
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| RP Stallyn
April 2, 2013 6:44:09 AM
Entry #: 4043490
| http://newnation.sg/wp-content/uploads/boy-that-escalated-quickly.jpg
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| slezak
April 2, 2013 8:17:08 AM
Entry #: 4043497
| Whoa! First off I'm not touching your personal issue topic, very sorry to hear, but seriously, this has to be Gopher in a disguised screen name, he is the only other person who's spelling and grammar can even come close to that debacle.
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| Gopher
April 2, 2013 8:40:27 PM
Entry #: 4043772
| Easy Sleez.....you see what spot he plays? You can be replaced.
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| goorocka
April 4, 2013 8:07:21 PM
Entry #: 4044382
| Can we keep the smack talk goin. Mad entertained. Great reading Material. Sounds like angry black man is turning into angry black Bird by shitting on cars. Sounds like WS eating gansta sandwiches. I HAVE ONE QUESTION. where in the world is matt corona? All i gotta say is.....ooooooohhhh...
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