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TOPIC: Player Looking For A Team |
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| Fat Stallyn
March 18, 2014
10:37:21 AM
Entry #: 4117010
| We received the following e-mail:
My name is Kevin Ford, I'm very interested in joining a team I heard about your league from Ernie Wright (a coworker). I not the home run type of player but I always get on base and my defense is unmatched, I'm 31 so please let me know. I'm very interested. I can be reached at 419-1846.
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| Jesse Jackson
March 18, 2014
2:04:18 PM
Entry #: 4117029
| Psssssst. If your looking to get on a team you should probably use a reference with some character. Ernie Wright? You would be better off saying you know Mr. Triple crown Ronnie G. This Ernie guy is an asshole, disappears for months on end, swings shaved bats, is a has been, and ALWAYS chokes in big games. Now the home run issue is not a concern, your pal Ernie doesn't hit them either, and he never gets on base. His defense is putrid. An OF that has lost, we'll everything. He looks like 2 queers in a 3 legged race "running" around the outfield. Now he lost his ability to track a ball too, so he deliberately crashes into fences to give a false illusion of effort. Now he thinks he is am infielder. Ha! Supposedly he would of been an infield all star at clegg, strange thing is, they didn't have an all star game. Last ball he got in front of, was a set of balls. Now onto the work colleague thing? Are you a janitor like he is? Do you have a preferred technique in tossing urinal cakes? Ernie likes the nhl hickey ref approach. Who is faster at changing the paper towels. Do you have your own toilet paper key? How about the mop bucket? Can you sling some suds faster than Ernie? Finally are you the guy that keeps leaving his shift and making him go out after work and leaving his buddies high and dry? Are you gonna come to a game whining and crying and pissing and moaning about how hot it is in the bathrooms at work, and it was 190 degrees, and the urinal cakes kept melting. With that all being said...somebody sign this guy, especially if he can play over the top!
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| E W 3 3
March 18, 2014
3:45:05 PM
Entry #: 4117044
| With friends like this who needs enemies? Well done Slezak or Dutilly. In order to be a has been you must have at one point been relevant and that's not the case for this janitor.
Kevin Ford is a great kid. I have worked with him for 5 years or more always has a great attitude and he's skinny and quick. Never seen him play but he seems athletic. On character alone someone should give him a spot.
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| ANGRYBLACKMAN128
March 19, 2014
12:59:39 PM
Entry #: 4117147
| I'm just going to throw this out there and say that some people soul purpose is to come on here pretending to troll, but in all actually put in obnoxious attempt to drunk type on here. just an honest observation.
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| Gopher
March 19, 2014
2:05:33 PM
Entry #: 4117156
| Are you of the guys that he blows his friends off for to go drinking with that is mentioned in the above rant?
That what you mean by" drunk type"
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| ANGRYBLACKMAN128
March 19, 2014
2:17:43 PM
Entry #: 4117160
| due to the fact that i don't drink that much or party (4 kids will do that) .......no i don't do all that above nonsence lol
well I WAS tring to get on a team but hat aparently shit the bed so ....ill just check the standings from here and there
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| Fat Stallyn
March 19, 2014
2:33:33 PM
Entry #: 4117163
| If you ain't trolling, you ain't trying
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| Fat Stallyn
March 19, 2014
2:34:56 PM
Entry #: 4117164
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| Jesse Jackson
March 19, 2014
2:57:29 PM
Entry #: 4117166
| He said soul instead of sole, irony
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| ANGRYBLACKMAN128
March 19, 2014
3:29:01 PM
Entry #: 4117171
| @fat stallion..... why u no want me on your team....just say because I'm black and I'll be okay.....After I file my naacp complaint.
And as far as trolling I personally prefer to do it on Le Facebook and Twitter
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| GOOGS
March 20, 2014
12:20:26 PM
Entry #: 4117287
| Trolling???? Sounds like you frequent rest/truck stops way too often.... And aren't you the same guy who was going to shit all over/ on cars last year?
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| ANGRYBLACKMAN128
March 20, 2014
8:02:36 PM
Entry #: 4117342
| I remember the shitting on cars thing..... but it wasn't me it was probably you at all them rest stops humming off the truck drivers or whatever you do on your spare time when your not on here or looking at Germany granny porn
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