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| Commish
March 26, 2014
11:37:28 AM
Entry #: 4117937
| Only two games this week – KMR and All Day are too beat up and I don’t want to watch a 3-on-3 game, so we are postponing it. With one less game to predict, I think I can squeeze two pre-game guesses out there …
No Mercy vs. Chumps: This one’s easy. After four weeks, Chumps’ captain Chris Hunt shrewdly surveyed the league and realized No Mercy was by far the best team. So, as shrewd captains do, Hunt made a trade for a David Williams stopper. Hugh is injured so Hunt picked up Steve Brooks. Factor in that Brantley has chocked more times against the Chumps than any other team in BBL history, and it’s easy to see that there is an upset brewing. No Mercy goes down this week in a ball of fire as Brantley rips his shirt off like Hulk Hogan and curses his teammates for scoring too much and ignoring his “Obviously Favorable 1-on-1 match up”. Fed up with Brantley, Tony fires up more threes than anyone in BBL history, David realizes it’s too much work to try and score on Brooks, Maggs blows up with in a filthy tirade of “No, Sirs!” and a frustrated Utzinger stops playing, but no one on his team notices. Even Jason Wilkes’ funniest one-liners can’t lighten the mood on the No Mercy bench. Chumps win in a landslide.
Surf Cowboys vs Air Raid: This is a battle between the team playing to its maximum potential and the team that isn’t. It’s obvious who is who, so I will let you all fill in the blanks. Air Raid must be licking it’s chops knowing it will finally play a team older and slower than their collection of corporate ballers. With Bob Vincent patrolling the lane, Surf Cowboys will have to rely on it’s three-ball to win. If you watched Surf Cowboys recently, that’s not a good thing. One player was 0-for-10 last week from beyond the arc … once again, obvious, fill in your own blanks. Air Raids’ defense will smother Surf Cowboys. They have four players who play opponents tough and Bob will be free of defensive responsibility to mop up the mess. Air Raid wins in a low scoring game. Air Raid CEO Bob “the other Bob” Kocher goes for 35 points …. or at least that is the team goal he set for his players this week.
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March 26, 2014
11:55:31 AM
Entry #: 4117942
| No Mercy will CRUSH the overated Chumps they are slow and have trouble scoring.
Surf Cowboys will lose again that you have right it will be a low scoring ugly game as both those teams suck.
No Mercy is the only team worth anything in this league and will ROLL AGAIN
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| King Dunn
March 26, 2014
12:39:39 PM
Entry #: 4117945
| That was such a waste of time to read. Commissioner Crap is usually creative yet truthfull in his write-ups, but this is terrible, and not witty nor funny. Obviously he knows they have no chance as does the entire league. This says that Commissioner Crap knows, barring a miracle, that THE MERCY is gonna win the title with very little resistance, so he post this type of non-sense. Eat a fat one, thanks for wasting our time. Browning, Cliff and the rest of you ladies, its gonna be on 100% tonight, your ass'es are DUNN!
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| Maggs
March 26, 2014
1:11:27 PM
Entry #: 4117949
| Hunt what were you smoking when you wrote these predictions,what ever it was it sounded so delusional I had to read it again(landslide)wow,I'm speechless.its just fueling the mercy even more.thanks you better bring it tonight because we sure the hell are.
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| Tony
March 26, 2014
3:27:12 PM
Entry #: 4117960
| Maggs just called me a gave me the greenlight to shoot 100 3's tonight. I'm not sure there is enough time to put up that many shots, but I'll try my best.
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| Commissioner
March 27, 2014
12:44:49 AM
Entry #: 4118073
| hhmmm, No Mercy. Care to reconsider your opinions above?
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| J
March 27, 2014
10:50:48 AM
Entry #: 4118112
| All of that was priceless. Poetic. #seasonofthechump
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| Maggs
March 27, 2014
11:38:52 AM
Entry #: 4118120
| Chumps flat out out played us last night,hats off to Chris hunt for a great game,that's why we play the game,to have a winner,you guys just beat us last night but I'm sure we will get another shot you guys.beleive me we are not down on this loss.
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