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Author TOPIC: Who is Faster Hawk or Matt ?
tknock

July 28, 2005
3:29:00 PM

Entry #: 966530
Hawk wins 4 out of five .

Hawk

July 28, 2005
3:32:59 PM

Entry #: 966535
Did I get stung by lightning in the 5th race?

tknock

July 28, 2005
6:46:20 PM

Entry #: 966780
Stranger things have happened

3-pac

July 29, 2005
12:07:10 PM

Entry #: 967945
Hawk can beat Matt running backwards!

Wang

July 29, 2005
6:05:30 PM

Entry #: 968397
How many months pregnant is Matt?

Hawk

August 1, 2005
5:04:35 PM

Entry #: 971670
Fuck Matt.

bobbyinc

August 2, 2005
4:52:19 PM

Entry #: 973808
Matt is gay, therefore he could only beat Hawk's penis.

Hawk

August 2, 2005
5:11:56 PM

Entry #: 973833
Great! Fralick is onboard.

Bdolan

August 3, 2005
11:06:39 AM

Entry #: 975130
Fuck matt in the goats ass!!

Gator

August 5, 2005
12:30:57 PM

Entry #: 979552
I will exterminate all of you. Your family dead, friends dead, pets dead!!

Hawk

August 5, 2005
12:34:19 PM

Entry #: 979562
That may be true, but you are still 7 steps sloWer than me.

Butt-Head

November 8, 2005
11:56:28 AM

Entry #: 1132795
Matt is the slowest man I have ever seen.



February 12, 2006
12:49:05 PM

Entry #: 1267234
hawk wins!

Bullet #6

February 13, 2006
8:42:47 AM

Entry #: 1268386
I don't know...I think Matt wins 3 out of 5. Here's the important thing we need to look at. How long are these races? Anything over 20 yards, and they'll both only be able to race twice. Much training and preparation would be needed for anymore than that. Matt is just FAT, and Hawk just doesn't like to run.



February 13, 2006
10:21:10 AM

Entry #: 1268579
great analysis bullet. it was very thought out. we can see that you do your homework and really know these guys.

Hawk

February 13, 2006
10:41:29 AM

Entry #: 1268625
Bullet knows I would win 5 out of 5. He's just been bitter towards me for the last 8 days for some reason.

Bullet #6

February 13, 2006
4:06:40 PM

Entry #: 1269242
Hawk,
May your lips engulf my wand, and your taint catch fire!!


Hawk

February 13, 2006
4:26:56 PM

Entry #: 1269277
I can't breathe, SIR.

$1.15

February 15, 2006
8:36:49 PM

Entry #: 1273778
Matt is confused from the start, as when the pistol goes off Matt thinks it's a drive-by. Hawk, amused by Matt's hesitation, begins to "run" to first, but stops and looks for direction from the basecoach. Matt realizes his mistake and takes off for third. Long story short, they run into each other around second base, hug, then go to Bullys.

Hawk

February 16, 2006
8:59:05 AM

Entry #: 1274505
Sammy is probably right on the money!

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