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TOPIC: Commissioner Secord |
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| NP Hockey Players Assoc
January 20, 2016
11:08:38 AM
Entry #: 4190301
| Has there been any Secord sightings since the Blackhawk Backdoor Shinningans....? We are concerned for his welfare.. The NP hockey Detectives are looking into several scenarios as to where he might be:
A) Perhaps he was taken hostage during the Shinningans and not released..
B) Was paid off by the Hawks and is sipping girly drinks on an undisclosed island.
C) Gained all the weight back over the holidays... plus another 150, so is presently on a treadmill in a sauna located in a Sweat Lodge in Mexico.
D) Reality has set in and he's is beginning to understand there might be some responsibilities involved in having a child.
E) Just doesn't give a F about the website as his team and GAA are at the bottom of the barrel this season...!
F) Still scratching his head after he allowed the top two players to be in one team cause they're attendance prior to the Shinningans wasn't up to par..
Hey Seeks, I have some swamp land for sale.. really nice area in Florida....interested?
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| Parks Police
January 20, 2016
3:46:03 PM
Entry #: 4190317
| Where to start?
Secord is doing a fine job ruining the league from his couch. Let the man be, he deserves peace of mind.
Also, I hope the league has hired detectives from an outside agency to help solve this brain teaser, head scratcher, crime of 2016 we all know ours our tied up most Fridays.
Lets have fun and all sit back and marvel at how well the 2nd half of the season goes.
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| Jim Carr here...
January 21, 2016
3:23:01 AM
Entry #: 4190350
| For a league that is supposed to be for fun...there is a lot of crying going on.
I believe the Hawks are still near the bottom of the league standings and have only won 1 of their last 4-5 games, since all these so called "Shenanigans" took place.....this may be more clear for all you whiners once the website is updated.
Seeks....maybe dip into the league kitty for some tissue boxes. Keep these rinkside so all the tears don't flood the ice and slow the game down.
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| Craner
January 21, 2016
4:12:59 AM
Entry #: 4190351
| From what I've seen this season the Hawks could use another A player just to get out of the cellar. I count two players on their team wearing Microns and burning their ankles off.... gonna have to dip into the league kitty to help with the water bill, these guys leaving some deep rutts with every stride. I'm also considering a cage install in the penalty box for Wooley, I'm just waiting on design specs from San Quentin.
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| Hey Birds
January 21, 2016
6:38:27 AM
Entry #: 4190353
| I have been assigned to solve the mystery.
It would appear that the Commish has a life outside of beer league hockey. Also, that he just doesn't care about the petty complaints of a bunch of grown men.
I am trying to find a way to accept that another player has joined the Blackhawks. I can't cope with the league changes and the loss of control. I wish everyone was as invested in this league as I am. I paid $250, and I want democracy.
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| Cheektowaga Pete
January 21, 2016
6:55:19 AM
Entry #: 4190354
| Wow lots to say here eh fellas. Just play hockey. If that doesn't work.....slap a jaw or two loose.
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| Seeks
January 21, 2016
11:35:43 AM
Entry #: 4190368
| Im doing fantastic! Thanks for asking! Sorry, after all the shenanigans to make the league a little more balanced, I was visited by Tonya Harding and sustained a knee injury. That being the case, I will have the website updated today. At this time, i would like to announce the return of Hodges to the Rangers! Have fun, and why so serious?
On another note, I have lots of wipes at my place these days, dont be afraid to ask, I will share.
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| Reggie Dunlop
January 21, 2016
12:37:28 PM
Entry #: 4190378
| News Flash....I heard the Hawks are moving to a retirement community in Florida after this season. Too much sniveling going on I heard it from Dickie Dunn. If he said it then it has to be true. They said but not before they 4-pete though.
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January 30, 2016
1:18:10 PM
Entry #: 4190932
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