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TOPIC: Starting new team in '12 |
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| spitsack
July 7, 2011
12:16:08 PM
Entry #: 3758930
| Im thinking about starting a new Class A club next year.
Here are some the cats Im going to look up to spearhead this wrecking ball of an operation.
Their quotes on the forum in attempts to find teams are as follows.
"I stand at 6'4 and weigh 185." (So in other words you are relatively skinny)
"I have alot of talent to offer, to much to be wasted on softball lol." (Are you sure about that?)
Im very fast and have a very strong arm between 85-90 consistent. I would be a weapon added to your arsenal." (News Flash: there are not 5 guys in town who even touch 90!)
"...and was wondering if anyone is looking for a catch partner." (WHAT IN THE HELL IS A "CATCH PARTNER?")
"I am a 31 yrs old and use to pitch in Junior High School. Throw around 70 mph and would be excited to show up in your practice to audition or be a pitching machine." (Junior High?)
(Probably my favorite) "I am 30 years old and a pitcher and played in Babe Ruth Leagues and in HS. I also play CF and 1B and otherwise am a good utility player. For pitching pitches I can throw include a fastball (of course) change up, curve and a knuckleball. Good control otherwise"
("Pitching Pitches?????" Sound like another junior high prospect)
""I pitched back at ASU in the hayday. Im old or up there in years 35 but I will admit I am still pretty damned good."
YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS STUFF UP.....WELL I GUESS YOU COULD.
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| Old Pub Hat
July 7, 2011
1:49:45 PM
Entry #: 3758990
| With all do respect - for some players this media may be teh best way to get the ears and eyes of Class A managers. At the same time, yes there is probably a few lies tangled in those posts...
On that note - think you missed this one guy. You may not want him on your team, but hey, at least he's got an extra bedroom by Lake Calhoun!
"I am currently looking for a roommate to share a 3-bedroom house that I own. It's located 1 mile from Lake Calhoun.
I would prefer to have someone who plays ball in one of the leagues. It would be nice to have a workout/throwing partner throughout the off-season."
i would imagine this guy already found a team though - he's got more going for him than the some other guys on your list.
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| Skyline Stud
July 8, 2011
11:27:49 AM
Entry #: 3759491
| Sounds like your gonna have quite the squad. Just make sure there is a camera rolling when you converge all these special individuals.
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