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TOPIC: concerning Mr. Softball |
| C-Bizkit (the Journey)
June 5, 2008
2:13:06 PM
Entry #: 2780090
| rob, did we say something offensive enough to get our messages deleted or was it just too much blabbing on about nothing to be under a real topic? cuz we were having some fun :) sorry if we took it too far... haha ~cory~
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| DReid
June 5, 2008
3:02:35 PM
Entry #: 2780199
| I deleted them because that post doesn't need a bunch of clutter in it.
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| C-Bizkit (the Journey)
June 5, 2008
3:29:40 PM
Entry #: 2780268
| you're right... it won't happen again... i will only clutter posts that i start :) haha... have a good one! ~cory~
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| mr. softball
June 6, 2008
8:28:23 AM
Entry #: 2781212
| hhmmmm...ddn't know I wuold get "kicked" It may have been my brazen comment about having a supply of "juice" - let me clarify....I have "grapefruit" juice available...also no need to be posted anymore and the "players looking for teams post, because there is a rumor about Team Combat picking me up for 08....sweet! - better get my elbow and shin guards on, break out a new stick of eye black and hit the cage - Peace!
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| C-Bizkit (the Journey)
June 6, 2008
8:34:00 AM
Entry #: 2781224
| that's good to hear mr. softball... see ya around!
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| C-Bizkit (the Journey)
June 6, 2008
8:53:43 AM
Entry #: 2781253
| hey mr. softball... do you go by an alias (a.k.a. your real name)? what team do you actually play for? or do you have split personalities and really believe your name is mr. softball?
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| mr. softball
June 6, 2008
9:39:23 AM
Entry #: 2781335
| hmmmmm....have you ever watched Spiderman?....if I revealed my true identity too you, you might be in danger for having that knowledge...so, even though I desire to be loved for who I am, I must lead a lonely life in order to protect my friends....
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| C-Bizkit (the Journey)
June 6, 2008
9:52:05 AM
Entry #: 2781360
| well, i'd be willing to take that risk of putting not only myself but my family in danger, just to know who you are! i'm not scared of things! let's put it this way, will your team be playing tonight? ~cory~
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| mr. softball
June 6, 2008
9:57:46 AM
Entry #: 2781368
| no, actually tonite I am working on my trs-80 home computer...I am making copies of my own "softball card" - has all my stats on the back, "action" photo on the front also....just having trouble finding the right kind of gum to package the cards with....went with Skoal in the first batch, but apparently its against the law to package tobacco products in baseball cards (who would have though?)....got kinda messy if you know what I mean...
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| K
June 6, 2008
10:23:59 AM
Entry #: 2781417
| o no mr.softball what happens when someone looks up r IP adress? then what?
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| C-Bizkit (the Journey)
June 6, 2008
10:27:14 AM
Entry #: 2781425
| hey mr softball... would your team like to get together and do a practice game or something? we can always use the practice... just get back to me.. oh and i like how there's been 80 views on this post! haha!
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| mr. softball
June 6, 2008
10:49:55 AM
Entry #: 2781452
| my i.p. address is easily enough obtained, but when you are working at a large corp (or supposed to be working) it will only narrow the field so much...also, have you ever tried to trace an encrypted TRS-80 (circa 1989) - nearly impossible...my system is pre-mouse, so I'm not subject to the normal computer hacking methods that today's computers can fall prey too....by the way - did you know that you will get a phone call from the State Department if you post a subject called "I have steroids for sale - please call" .....weird....oh well
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| C-Bizkit (the Journey)
June 6, 2008
11:06:54 AM
Entry #: 2781474
| i like how this board starts with "the post does not need to be cluttered" then followed by clutter! haha.. oh well... you running DOS? you have to type in all your commands? what were they... like :/run>DOS>OregonTrail or :/open>blackscreenwithgreenlettersandflashingcursor haha... good times! so about that pickup game, you wanna? (see, in all our messages, at least include one thing that's actually a real question so we don't get deleted again!) ~cory~
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| DReid
June 6, 2008
11:32:33 AM
Entry #: 2781510
| That POST didn't need clutter. You can do whatever you want in this post without getting real vulgar or mean towards someone.
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| C-Bizkit (the Journey)
June 6, 2008
11:47:41 AM
Entry #: 2781532
| thanks dReid... don't worry about us... if there is anything said that offends someone, it will just be about an imaginary softball player that thinks he is awesome! and he doesn't care b/c he is better than us! haha... just being dumb! thanks again! ~cory~
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| cardinal fan
June 6, 2008
2:25:37 PM
Entry #: 2781795
| Cory this post is useless, find a hobby
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| C-Bizkit (the Journey)
June 6, 2008
2:44:39 PM
Entry #: 2781829
| you're right cardinals fan... it is useless... but i'm at work at a bank and it's really slow and this is all i have to do all day! haha... so, to keep my sanity i get on here! there's only so many times you can check your email before it gets old! at least on here, it's entertaining! haha, so, i have hobbies... it's the work that's the issue! :) ~cory~
p.s. now you're contributing to the uselessness of this post! :)
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| mr. softball
June 6, 2008
4:02:30 PM
Entry #: 2781961
| speaking of the cardinals - did I tell you about the tryout I attended...I almost made the cut, but LaRussa said "I was a little rough around the edges" - I think maybe I was just a little to "in your face" for his style...also, its obvious you've been around a TRS-80 before biskit, so this is for you
.c:\ Dim UserName, Answer, stars As String
Dim NumStars, I As Integer
Console.Write("What is your name: ")
UserName = Console.ReadLine()
Console.WriteLine("Hello {0}", UserName)
Do
use that little programming string (man thats old school BASIC programming - takes me back to 8th grade!!) and you will be able to track my real identity....probaly not, but it will create some sort of programming loop that will melt your floppy drive... (5 1/4 inch) that is....
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| C-Bizkit (the Journey)
June 6, 2008
4:20:23 PM
Entry #: 2781980
| haha! that's awesome! "WOULD YOU LIKE TO PLAY A GAME?" haha i remember making little graphs back in 4th or 5th grade by plotting coordinates into the computer and it would draw out your picture! crazy DOS programs! haha...i think they should go back to the original floppy disks! haha... they should come out with a DOS softball game featuring "Mr. Softball" as the main character...
.c:\ Dim Mr. Softball, Answer, hit homerun
Dim NumStars, I As Integer
Console.Write("Throw Softball: ")
UserName = Console.ReadLine()
Console.WriteLine("Hello {0}", UserName)
Do
put that in the computer and see what happens... i think there would be a hidden character of Wade Boggs but you have to hit "up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, B, A, Start" then, when the character select screen pops up, put in "0-0-7-3-7-3-5-9-6-3" that's about it... (if anyone can tell me what games those 2 codes are from, i'll throw in a free miner's cup koozie!) ~cory~
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| mr softball
June 6, 2008
4:57:32 PM
Entry #: 2782016
| RBI baseball????
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| C-Bizkit (the Journey)
June 6, 2008
5:14:17 PM
Entry #: 2782037
| Buuuuuuzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz... although the RBI baseball series is a good one, the first code is from Contra (put that in on the opening screen and it gives you 30 lives, which you will absolutely need to beat the game in one sitting, even on 2 players!) and the second one is the code to go straight to Mike Tyson in Punchout after The Sandman beats you 3 times in a row and you just want to get your brains beat out by Mike Tyson with 1 punch! haha... good times! those codes are embedded in my brain! haha ~cory~
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| mr. softball
June 6, 2008
6:06:14 PM
Entry #: 2782101
| Well...its been fun, but mrs. softball says i'm an idiot, so I am going to retire to my trophy room for the night....also, if anybody is interested, I cork bats for a nominal fee, of course I don't need a corked bat, (cause I'm huge) but I know some guys do.....
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| N.T.S
June 6, 2008
6:56:44 PM
Entry #: 2782156
| Well, while your in your trophy room for the night, playing with your small bat, mrs. softball will be corking my bat, thats her special little hobby... It brings her soo much joy.
As for being huge, your bat is probably the only thing, but a 26 oz. bat is not all that impressive, maybe on the tee ball fields, but not in life sir.
Have a great evening... I'm out..
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| mr. softball
June 6, 2008
10:13:34 PM
Entry #: 2782322
| ahhhhh...N.T.S (I'm assuming that stands for Not Too Smart???)
Very clever...you jumped in the converstion with the old "i'm having relations with your wife joke"....very good!...do you do "mama" jokes too?? -
have a good one..
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| Ohney
June 6, 2008
10:18:13 PM
Entry #: 2782326
| Contra???? Mike Tysons Punchout
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| C-Bizkit (the Journey)
June 7, 2008
8:33:47 AM
Entry #: 2782503
| dear N.T.S.
why do you have to be "that guy"? there is always someone like you that thinks, "oh yeah, i'm gonna knock em out with this gem..." and then something comes out like "your ___________ (person close to you) likes to ______________ (something vulgar) with me." acutally just use that as your template. ~cory~
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| N.T.S
June 7, 2008
8:40:28 AM
Entry #: 2782509
| So, how long did it take you to come up the "Not To Smart" comeback???
Anyway mr. softball, I never said anything about having relations with your wife... I said "mrs. softball will be corking my bat", she simply does a better job at it than you... Although I could have said that mrs. softball will be polishing my bat, now that would have been implying possible relations...
As for "mama" jokes, I take offense to that, I respect your mom way to much to do that, after all your wife corks my bat but your mom does ALL the polishing.
Have a great day... peace out...
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| C-Bizkit (the Journey)
June 7, 2008
8:48:26 AM
Entry #: 2782516
| oh boy... you've gone and done it now... mr. softball's not gonna like that! oh well, i'm not getting involved! oh and OHNEY, good job! those are the right answers!
p.s. TAKE IT OUT ON THE FIELD! :)
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| N.T.S
June 7, 2008
8:50:23 AM
Entry #: 2782521
| Mr. Bizkit, #1, someone has to be "that guy", but I had no intention of trying to be him or her, nor did I think that I was gonna knock em out with anything.
Also, once again typed, I never said anything about having relations with anyone... sounds like you Mr. Bizkit and mr. softball both used the template yourselves and filled in the blanks.
have a great day Mr. Bizkit... seeee yaaah...
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| Tyson
June 7, 2008
1:52:56 PM
Entry #: 2782696
| The only thing that has any importance in this whole entire thread is the mention of Mike Tyson's Punchout. That game rocked! Everything else said in this thread has had zero meaning and is quite sad, especially once the your mom jokes started "not being mentioned"
Also to C-Bizkit, did you see kevin on the kiss cam at the cards game?????? was that not hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!??????????
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| Kevin Niemeyer
June 7, 2008
5:09:27 PM
Entry #: 2782772
| dude Tyson. not cool! i will take down everything you care about.
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| kevin
June 7, 2008
10:13:04 PM
Entry #: 2782958
| Also tyson mike tysons punch out is a classic but contra is great, super contra in my o slightly better. Cory RBI baseball for nintendo is simply how baseball games should be done. sure u haft to control two players at once while fielding, and sure all players are of one ethnic background and theres only 16 teams in the early go around but RBI baseball 3 stepped it up. u could control the baserunners and it was simple there was no post game interviews just ur guys jumping up and down and a newspaper that said houston wins. Everyone knows a pic in the paper is bragging rights until the next nine is played. Also wheres the love for duck hunt? for the love of God get to level 30 on that and then talk to me about mike tysons punch out being hard. next time a 16 bit nintendo thread gets started the above games should be mentioned along with
Excite bike
Golf..nothing more, not "nintendos golf" or "nintendo presents golf." just Golf.
TMNT nearly unbeatable with out game geneie
Blades of steel
chris everett tennis
3d runner
and lastly Rob Summers super softball challange.
(wear your eye black for that one.)
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| Ohney
June 8, 2008
9:00:44 AM
Entry #: 2783102
| Are you kidding me.....Contra 2 better than 1. Your crazy!! I'll give you Excitebike! I might put away the 360 and break out the OG Nintendo to play a little Baseball Stars!
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| Kevin
June 8, 2008
10:40:03 AM
Entry #: 2783151
| both contras were amazing good but super contra is the only one i ever remember beating. Maybe im wrong, i dunno but everyone should put down there 360s and play a little 16 bit action it keeps u humble. whats with old nintendo games being harder then the new games?
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| Tyson
June 8, 2008
5:43:50 PM
Entry #: 2783468
| hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Rob Summers Super Softball Challenge was the shit but it was pulled off the market in 1997 for unknown reasons (i think it promoted steroid use among MLB players including Barry Bonds and the ever powerful homerun machine known as Fernando Vina!)
Also am I the only one who was huge on paperboy??? That game was the shiz!
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| ZachJ
June 8, 2008
6:57:01 PM
Entry #: 2783559
| Right now with the celtics in the finals, I would love a little "Bird Vs. Jordan, One on One"
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| Kevin
June 8, 2008
11:44:09 PM
Entry #: 2783907
| hahahahahaha yes paper boy and jordan vs bird were great. out of all the basketball games tho i haft to give it to nba jam. doing a double front flip while palming a basketball that was on fire from the free throw line and bringing down the backboard never got old.- I just googled the reasoning for the Pulling of Rob Summers Super Softball Challange according to the ESRB 13 teenagers were tradgiclly wounded trying to mock " challanges" off the game example
in rob summers super softball challange one of the challanges of the game had players field a pop fly heading for the gap at the same time watching out for ill placed speeding cars kinda like frogger. I know for a fact at least 3 people r still to wake from comas of that challange. There was also an example of young adults trying to guard the plate and field a ball coming in from right field with Deion Sanders Barreling down on you at a play at the plate. Re-creating that moment of the game cause 4 broken legs and multiple concussions in young athletes. So besides the injurys there was the little details that it did promote steriods in athletes, stores decided to pull the game from the shelfs after only 4 months of being avaible for retail at an outstanding $79.99 One of nintendos best sellers was also one of its darkest moments.
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| ZachJ
June 8, 2008
11:48:05 PM
Entry #: 2783911
| I think you can still get that game in Japan on the black market - its huge over seas....although its been banned in singapore...
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| Kevin
June 8, 2008
11:52:56 PM
Entry #: 2783915
| Also there was a feature after you beat Rob Summers Super Softball Challange called "Rose's Bet." Evidently the ESRB didnt think that was acceptable for children either.
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| Kevin
June 9, 2008
12:05:53 AM
Entry #: 2783923
| Yeah i had heard it was getting the ban in singapore, its reported that North Korea is the only place you can buy the game at certain stores. However stores are required to wrap the game in two layers of black paper with skulls on it. Having Rob Summers Super Softball Challange out of its packageing out in the open is subject to capital punishment.
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| ????
June 9, 2008
3:06:24 PM
Entry #: 2784975
| select start
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| ???
June 9, 2008
3:07:55 PM
Entry #: 2784981
| C-Bizkit isnt that the correct cheat code for contra select start???
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| C-Bizkit (the Journey)
June 10, 2008
8:53:00 AM
Entry #: 2786172
| YOU ARE CORRECT SIR! hey now this is my kind of post! it makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside to get on the board and see this first thing! :) anytime you are talking about contra, mike tyson's punchout, nba jam, excitebike, etc... you are on the right track! nothing like holding down B on excitebike up until the very moment your bike is going to overheat just to get the extra 6 seconds on your time! or hitting a buzzer beater 3 with Karl Malone because John Stockton was on the ground from being pushed all down the court in NBA Jam! (oh and when you shot it, the announcer said "Ugly shot!" and it was a swish!) you can't beat those memories! AM I WRONG?!?! haha... anyway, happy posting guys!
"BOOM-SHAKA-LAKA" ...C-Biz...
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| Kevin
June 10, 2008
9:58:57 AM
Entry #: 2786318
| Heres my list for Greatest sports games of all time:
Basketball- NBA JAM
Baseball- RBI
Hockey- Wayne Gretzkey
Football-Joe Montanna
Tennis- Mario Tennis (N64)
racing- Excite Bike.
thats a pretty amazing list. replay value of all those games is undeniable.
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| K
June 10, 2008
10:00:13 AM
Entry #: 2786322
| Golf undoubtable goes to Tiger Woods.
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| C-Bizkit
June 10, 2008
10:20:49 AM
Entry #: 2786360
| "TYSON"
hey, i was at a cardinals game not too long ago, but i don't know how you would have known... and i don't know who kevin is so i might have seen him on the kiss cam... but i dunno, get back to me :) ~cory~
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| just wrong
June 10, 2008
12:00:29 PM
Entry #: 2786586
| hockey has got to be blades of steel
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| zachj
June 10, 2008
1:51:01 PM
Entry #: 2786795
| aaahhhh....I miss the days of taking out the Mike Tyson's Punchout game cartiridge and blowing it out so the game would load....you had to have just the right amount of saliva involved to get the game to work....
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| kevin
June 10, 2008
2:58:39 PM
Entry #: 2786948
| Cory, Tyson and I both thought you were a differnt cory evidently. He was talking about the game two weeks ago agaisnt houston astros it was a tuesday night. I got on kiss cam, and i freaked out pretty much. -
Blades of Steel is awesome, great hockey game dallas is the best team on the game. However Gretzky is the only game that makes 3 on 3 hockey fun huge checks horrible commentary ultra bad ass fights, the nets light on fire and ambulance drives on the top of the screen when u make another player fly in the air and do a double back flip and land on his back, goalies turn into walls then become extremly vulnerable when they come back to human form for about less then a second. and not to mention the sweetest guitar riff ever in gretzky 98 and the score of the game is always pretty much 11 to 12 and thats in 3:00 minute periods. its just F-n sweet.
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| C-Bizkit (not the other cory)
June 10, 2008
3:46:55 PM
Entry #: 2787020
| yeah, i was like, first of all, how did you know i was at the game? and you don't know me so that makes it even stranger! haha... oh well. anyway, you guys have a great day! ~cory s.~
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| C-Bizkit (not the other cory)
June 10, 2008
3:46:58 PM
Entry #: 2787021
| yeah, i was like, first of all, how did you know i was at the game? and you don't know me so that makes it even stranger! haha... oh well. anyway, you guys have a great day! ~cory s.~
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