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The Trash Pandas ran wild under the rink lights, handing the Hockey Dogs a humbling 5-2 loss in a game where the only thing hotter than their offense was the mounting frustration from the other bench. Top Dog Phil was held to just one lonely point thanks to suffocating coverage that made him look more like a confused pup than the Dog's usual scoring machine. The Pandas played smart, fast, and just shifty enough to live up to their raccoon reputation. On the flip side, Hocker and Danny torched the stat sheet, each racking up three-point nights, dishing and finishing like it was a backyard barbecue and they were serving hot plates. But the real story? Bonnie. The Hockey Dogs forward was on a one-woman mission to redefine the term "illegal contact". The refs swallowed their whistles on multiple blatant plays including one where Brandon stripped Bonnie of the puck, only to be tackled from behind like it was Sunday at Mile High. Whistles were silent. Gish, not one to let forearm shivers slide (which he received from Bonnie), nearly threw down with Tim during a heated near-skrum. Then, with just minutes left, Tim skated across the blueline and Gish delivered a mid-ice missile of a hit, flattening him with raccoon precision. In the final seconds, the refs finally, reluctantly whistled Bonnie for tripping, as if to say, "Fine, okay, we?ll call one of them." Final score: Trash Pandas 5, Hockey Dogs 2. Final lesson: Don't mess with raccoons. They'll outscore you, outsmart you, and if needed... flatten you at the blueline.
Date: May 22, 2025
Time: 8:45pm
Venue: Ice Haus
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