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| Over my head August 18, 2009 10:55:13 PM Entry ID: 1680561 | I don't get the Father Time reference. Anybody care to fill me in? |
| Mick "Cobra Pitcher" August 18, 2009 9:04:55 AM Entry ID: 1680125 | Hey guys I want to apologize for trying to bring out more guys with sleeveless shirts. Including myself and the guy with the elastic bottom sweat pants. |
| Father Time August 17, 2009 10:36:51 PM Entry ID: 1679906 | I'm coming |
| Burbank Park District Burbank August 13, 2009 7:25:06 PM Entry ID: 1678009 | Congrats guys on overtaking Magnum Force as the biggest drunks in the league. Please pickup your beer cans. |
| F. Lopez Miami August 11, 2009 4:18:44 PM Entry ID: 1676294 | Guys who last in this business, Fly straight! |
| Scouts Inc... Penguin Aquarium August 11, 2009 11:20:21 AM Entry ID: 1676087 | How many runners do you guys need? We lost the game due to insufficient courtesy runners..... |
| Bunny August 10, 2009 3:43:50 PM Entry ID: 1675624 | What are you a homosexual Taylor? |
| U.S. Postla Service August 9, 2009 3:39:09 PM Entry ID: 1674883 | We DO deliver on Sundays |
| homerunville Denim Dan August 8, 2009 12:23:20 PM Entry ID: 1674503 | Just worry about hitting Sunday.....Stop thinking about girls |
| Randy August 7, 2009 5:14:55 PM Entry ID: 1674138 | Franchise speaks: Nothing good about me was said... :(... |
| Jaw Breaker Ferrera Pan August 7, 2009 4:04:36 PM Entry ID: 1674112 | Hey talent scout spend more time acquiring those chicks from the Billy Goats. They close to jumping in our dugout during that championship game. Probably fell victims of the gun show. |
| CAPS LOCK KEY August 7, 2009 3:41:47 PM Entry ID: 1674101 | STUCK, OOPS! |
| Scouts Inc..... OTT's basement August 7, 2009 2:31:24 PM Entry ID: 1674066 | I know me and my crew usually wait until the season is done but what the Hell? Here is the post-all star team synopsis... Let's start with the new recruit..I believe his new name is Jeff Jr. Oh sorry Blake well, what can I say? Him and Jeff are like our new beauty supply store. Who has the most gelled/spiked hair wins? He did bring us a new shiny gift..I thought it was Grant's when I seen the gift?!? Next we have the "Tank" That man is his own army...You hit him and you turn into ashes....Solid at third like the China wall and hits like an army bazooka... Todd a.k.a Paul Bunyan- He is the new representative of Joose. I believe we had a sighting of the Blue Ox on Wednesday and he gave him a new bat from the magical tree of Ash. The Positives of Paul:He does deliver on Sundays and he loves Denim Dan and his cousin Khaki Kevin on his Firebird. Next is the Moses Man a.k.a Sheep Herder a.k.a Greg Walker a.k.a Soup a.k.a how many nicknames does this guy have?- I can talk about this character all day. WHEN HE'S NOT TALKING PEOPLES EARS OFF, HE'S BUSY GIVING HITTING ADVICE & GROOMING HIS SHEEP. I wish he could teach me some infielding/outfielding tips but it seems he always gets hurt. Next is Miller man: VOLPI:N/A..TOO MANY MISSED GAMES Fred- He has a new porno coming out: Fred and my little Winkie...FRED AKA PORN STAR: IF YOU DIDN'T KNOW HOW TO PITCH, I DONT KNOW HOW YOU'D BE ON THIS TEAM. YOU HIT LIKE CRAP & CAN'T FIELD YOUR POSITION. ON THE UPSIDE, YOU HAVE BANGED MORE WOMEN THAN WILT CHAMBERLAIN. Billy- A.k.a "Gator Chop"- I HAVE NO IDEA HOW YOU CATCH THE BALL WHEN YOU DO THE FLORIDA GATOR CHOMP TO CATCH A BALL, BUUUUUT YOU DO. YOUR SWING IS ALSO UNORTHODOX, BUT EFFECTIVE & you are the best 2 hitter in the leagues. Keep the sirens going to the bar....Insurance Anyone? Ronnie- A.K.A Bash Bro #1 a.k.a Johnnie be nimble be quick....not so much. After missing most of the first half he is finally done doing wife duties and coming into his own...You also need to grow some inches b/c apparently the IF can't hit a 6ft 5in guy in his chest. Bakes- A.k.a the #1 pitcher on the team..It is like this man is playing Nintendo when he hits at times. Ball on string, hit me here! The ball is magnetic when he hits it at times. YOUR D IS STILL GOOD, BUT YOU HAVE THE ARM STRENGTH OF A 12 YR OLD GIRL AND YOU RUN FOR EVERYONE BUT RONNIE. JUST KEEP WATCHING SOUP'S HITTING VIDS. Kozola- Ease of the Juice man. Great addition to the team. Easy on the throws before you make the 1st baseman crippled. Car Wash anyone? Uncle Bernie a.k.a potato head a.k.a Dakota's manager a.k.a Dakota's #1 customer...This creature swings like it is 0-2 breaking ball everytime. I believe his real name is Ninja b/c how he slides sometimes.Wax on Wax off! He does play a great 3rd base for a 60 year old senior citizen. Brian L- off year but came clutch last Sunday. His avg does not do him justice. He is one of the leading courtesy runners in the league and makes it look smooth. Ken Doll I mean Jeff- I think this guy spends more time getting ready (make-up, shower, hairspray, eye-brows, tanning lotion) then playing softball...He is also a fan of the Gator Chomp....Runs in the family. The bat he uses is older than him by the way. He does have the quote of the year and that is " go fuck a football" and he is designated Mr. August on the calendar if someone chips a nail. Wolverine a.k.a Rati- has a famous quote "Let's go" and then throws the bat when he is pissed. He does have some lightning shoes like another fellow I know. HE SUCKED LAST YR & THANK GOD HE FOUND HIS UMM "LOVE STROKE" THIS YR.. "I GO" Lastly Randy a.k.a Franchise a.k.a Bling Bling a.k.a wipe his shirt- Favorite quote is "Bagoo"HAS YELLOW SHOES, BUT THEY ARE ACTUALLY LIGHTNING BOLTS FROM ZEUS HIMSELF....He makes people forget about sling blade and Pancho. Without this guy....... |
| Talent Scout August 7, 2009 12:40:10 PM Entry ID: 1673987 | Will be at the game if the Billy Goats bring their entourage. 22ish Ass is talented. |
| SCOUTS INC August 7, 2009 11:49:24 AM Entry ID: 1673955 | I'm at the beach sipping on Juice Hateraide. When I'm done sipping, I will let you know. |
| Randy August 6, 2009 2:19:45 PM Entry ID: 1672943 | Franchise speaks: where is Scouts Inc......? |
| Mullet Umpire August 6, 2009 2:19:08 PM Entry ID: 1672941 | I mean I just filled in the boxes with dirt b/c both teams were complaining....And my mullet was trendy and stylish....You guys didn't like it? |
| Urlacher Bourbonnais August 6, 2009 10:54:46 AM Entry ID: 1672809 | You guys are lucky I was in camp. If it wasn't for that damn fat ass Pace clipping me, I would have been there. |
| Magnum Force Catcher August 5, 2009 11:57:57 PM Entry ID: 1672637 | hey no need to call me a dick guys. And that lead-off man didn't have to kick dirt at me. |
| Biceps August 5, 2009 3:24:52 PM Entry ID: 1672024 | The Billy Goats are welcome as long as they bring the talent pool. Why do mighty fine ladies follow a bunch of hummers like that. The centerfielder has also been signed by the Pie Hawks as an expert pinch runner. |
| Billy Goats Alsip August 5, 2009 2:53:34 PM Entry ID: 1672001 | We will be on the side line also on Sunday, along with our 30-40 females |
| BB #1 August 5, 2009 2:22:57 PM Entry ID: 1671986 | I am from OTT, Do we really think we are that good? |
| Tipsey August 5, 2009 10:23:23 AM Entry ID: 1671822 | How's our keg coming along too? I believe OTT owes us one. |
| Juice August 5, 2009 9:34:59 AM Entry ID: 1671782 | Good, Ott can tell us their secret to sucking ass when the game is on the line. |
| ott August 5, 2009 7:51:51 AM Entry ID: 1671711 | we will be there sunday to watch you guys fight we each other and lose in 2 |
