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| Cristobal Huet Quebec June 30, 2009 9:01:22 AM Entry ID: 1653794 | Hey Randy way to prevent a guy from scoring! |
| Ratty's Chick Alsip June 29, 2009 10:11:38 PM Entry ID: 1653631 | Brian and I have not yet had relations. So...no...mr scout, his pee pee is not 'wet'. And just for that, I'm going to make him wait 6 more months. |
| Sapphire Skybox - Harvey June 29, 2009 5:35:18 PM Entry ID: 1653461 | Mrs. Campbell, Dave already put a $2000 deposit down for our VIP room on your credit card. This is not refundable. |
| Mrs. Campbell Tinley Park June 29, 2009 2:32:19 PM Entry ID: 1653305 | Dammit Jeff, Dave is not paying for a private room and lap dances at Sky Box. |
| Kim Volpi Midlothian June 29, 2009 2:12:07 PM Entry ID: 1653291 | Ron will be ready by the playoffs. I bought him Micheal Jackson's glove that was auctioned off. He can wear on his bad hand. |
| Reality Check June 29, 2009 9:08:45 AM Entry ID: 1653044 | Two dropped balls and four comebackers to the mound doesn't exactly make you a franchise player. |
| Scouts Inc... BURSIP, IL June 28, 2009 10:14:18 AM Entry ID: 1652670 | Where to start after last years ridiculous season....here we go...let's start with the lead off hitter then work our way....short and simple until the mid season report next week Randy A.K.A Franchise- Well, when he makes the games he is lethal like Rati's chest hair. Billy- This kid's a unique athlete. Hits but still has hands of stone. Too many Dakota stops. Bakes- I think his age might be catching up to him or his cleats are worn and slowing him down finally. Todd- Paul Bunyan is coming along slowly and surely...Mail does deliver on Sundays he says. Rati- His hitting and defense is ridiculous this year. Finally a love in his life and his pee pee is wet. Ronnie- All this time off he might need to ask Jeff for the password to the site and fix stats... ( don't let him touch the book again) Tank- This dude should be playing football and just F'n crippling people. Jeff- Much more quieter and is not texting randomness to people's phones yet. Tommy, Uncle Bernie, Mr. Potato Head- Dakota's just called and he will be out for the remainder due to one dollar Kentucky bourbon bombs. Freddy- Not hitting grounders and pop ups to third all the time, just 50% of the time.....Sharks remembrance. Volpi- F**K I just broke my finger....let's drink a beer and wait an hour to go to the Dr's Dave- Milking Billy Goats as we speak, less talkative and it is very peaceful...Had to replace an eardrum b/c of him... Laedwig- man has a cannon but needs to stop this Sunday league garbage with that terrible team and join a real team. |
| Fuzzy "Todd's Boss" Bridgeview Mail Room June 25, 2009 1:50:56 PM Entry ID: 1651273 | Todd, your rendevous with your boyfriend is over. Bring back the mail truck. By the way I found a pair of khaki pants in the mail room. |
| Soda Popinski Moscow June 25, 2009 1:47:38 PM Entry ID: 1651271 | I hear my old adversary is now bouncing at Durbins. Hippo, I am coming for you. |
| Todd's Boyfriend United States Postal Service June 24, 2009 11:50:46 PM Entry ID: 1650896 | Sorry guys, Todd couldnt make it to the bar because he had to take me home after a long day together. By the way, has anybody seen my khaki pants, I took them off in Todd's car and can't find them anywhere. |
| Grant Landingham Crowbar June 16, 2009 6:30:40 PM Entry ID: 1645380 | When I return from my neck injury, I will be a triple crown for Magnum Force. By the way, I am having a function at the club. There will be plenty of models. Oh yeah don't tell Ladewig about the event. |
| Softball Hall of Fame Cooperstown June 16, 2009 12:28:08 PM Entry ID: 1645065 | The last Juice Triple Crown winner was the up and coming William Senf in 2006. Led the team in HRs - 6, RBIs - 69 and AVG. - .569 He is my favorite player of all time. |
| carl yastrzemski bean June 16, 2009 11:20:13 AM Entry ID: 1644972 | I see a player on your team, I believe he runs on lightening bolts, is trying to win the old triple crown...well played sir..well played |
| Skybox Ltd Harvey June 15, 2009 10:04:34 PM Entry ID: 1644662 | Hey guys its Sapphire from the Skybox. You are all set up with our VIP room for Friday July 17th. See you after the Golf Outing. Complements of David C. Campbell. |
| Amish Gate Keeper June 15, 2009 6:15:07 PM Entry ID: 1644520 | Can David used his carriage instead of a golf cart? |
| PGA Qualifiers Chicago Heights June 14, 2009 9:12:10 PM Entry ID: 1643838 | The official Juice Golf Outing will take place Friday July 17th. Somebody please let dave borrow some clubs. |
| Rod Beck Burbank June 11, 2009 10:06:15 AM Entry ID: 1641776 | I am now officially closing games for the Baltimore Orioles who have relocated to Burbank. Therefore we are now called the Burbank Orioles. Please don't bother me for autographs, while I am enjoying cheap domestic pitchers in the beer garden with Crazy Mike and his boys. |
| Grasshopper Offense Alsip June 10, 2009 2:43:02 PM Entry ID: 1641354 | Was there a game yesterday? |
| Eddie Van Halen June 10, 2009 9:43:41 AM Entry ID: 1641013 | 1997? Ron hasn't hit like that since 1984. |
| Kim Volpi Midlothian June 8, 2009 12:09:07 PM Entry ID: 1639535 | My man Ron is hitting the ball like its 1997. That is why I love him. |
| Ultimate Seabass Burbank June 5, 2009 2:04:25 PM Entry ID: 1638188 | Juice keep your eyes off of my vintage Chicago Blackhawks jacket. |
| Crazy Mike Burbank June 4, 2009 10:29:37 AM Entry ID: 1637350 | The next time a bar full of white boys talks shit about my 4xl shirt and 38 waist pants I am calling the latin kings. |
| Denis Savard June 1, 2009 4:29:10 PM Entry ID: 1635412 | I will be playing alongside Todd in the fifty and over league. Todd and Bob Probert will be battling it out for my affection. |
| Winnipeg Jets (NHL) Winnipeg June 1, 2009 3:29:16 PM Entry ID: 1635337 | We regret to inform you that we have signed Todd Smith to a lucrative 3 year deal and he will no longer be playing softball with you. If Chris Chelios can still play hockey at age 47, imagine what the handsome Todd Smith can still do. |
| Dave "Best Umpire Ever" Burbank May 21, 2009 1:11:04 PM Entry ID: 1629262 | Not only am I a short-handsome puerto rican, I am the top umpire in the south west region of Burbank. Juice you are welcome for the scouting report. I expect a little something in return. Perhaps a little salad toss from that big handsome catcher. |
