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| Old Man with Slicked Hair Burbank May 21, 2009 11:49:36 AM Entry ID: 1629213 | When we play you guys in the playoffs, we're bringing out all the silver foxes. We won't hit the ball out of the infield but will beat you with experience craftiness. |
| Old Man Catcher May 21, 2009 11:14:59 AM Entry ID: 1629183 | Softball is man's game. There is no place walks and Amish guys. |
| Phil Taylor Tinley Park May 19, 2009 9:58:17 AM Entry ID: 1627666 | I am the best outfielder ever. Doc you are a crusty old scrotem. The rulers suck except for the leftfielder and centerfielder. Oh yeah that handsome stud Chez is pretty good. Doc stick to misdiagnosing people's eyeballs. |
| Sir William Chicago May 18, 2009 8:44:04 PM Entry ID: 1627384 | Doc, I don't know why you are still playing softball. You and that band of losers should have retired years ago. Kick yourself and all 8 of your suckbag brothers off the team, then maybe you'll have a chance. Oh yeah and tell Steve Kash that he owes Ron Volpi $500. |
| doc to billy no hit May 18, 2009 8:41:03 PM Entry ID: 1627382 | Billy, your the biggest puss. I can beat you in any sport. Im 57 and will kick your ass if i ever see you again. Have you gotten any hits this year you d-bag. Doc |
| Fan #2 Chicago May 14, 2009 5:05:12 PM Entry ID: 1624854 | Pictures on this website look much better on a larger monitor. |
| Grant's Hair Dryer Tinley Park May 11, 2009 1:11:05 PM Entry ID: 1622437 | I am looking for legal advice. Any lawyers out there? I am the defendant in a civil court case. |
| Grant's Penis Tinley Park May 11, 2009 12:18:45 PM Entry ID: 1622394 | PLEASE HELP! I've have been sitting in a jar on Lisa's shelf for about 2 years now. Somebody get me out of here. |
| Lisa Midlothian May 11, 2009 9:52:29 AM Entry ID: 1622277 | We have installed a hand dryer on the wall in our bathroom. This will help Grant avoid any blow dryer accidents. |
| The Real Grant Tinley Park May 8, 2009 1:43:43 PM Entry ID: 1620909 | It's true that Magnum Force offered me a position. They tempted me with the old man with white hair performing oral sex on me. However, I informed them of my accident which reaggravated my neck injury caused by the blow dryer. |
| Rufus Anderson May 8, 2009 12:23:19 PM Entry ID: 1620863 | David this behavior is unacceptable. In our Amish culture, you are only supposed to have sexual thoughts about creatures with four legs. Remember four legs good, two legs bad. |
| Dave May 7, 2009 11:06:21 PM Entry ID: 1620652 | That is an outright lie.I was looking at Pat!!! |
| Grant L. Tinley Park May 7, 2009 10:47:37 AM Entry ID: 1620063 | Yes, it is true. I have defected and gone to Magnum Farce. Old men with hairy gray chests really turn me on. |
| Magnum Force Burbank, IL May 6, 2009 3:20:02 PM Entry ID: 1619539 | I'm sorry guys. We could not field all of our ringers to play you guys today and we did not want to lose to you the first game of the season. We are also waiting for Grant to be able to play. We've promised the guy that runs the league lots of sexual favors for giving us special treatment and cancelling the game, so unless your captain can match or top what we have offered, you are out of luck. |
| Urlacher Burbank May 6, 2009 3:04:17 PM Entry ID: 1619525 | My teammates have a bowling match tonight, so I will be playing you guys by myself tonight. I will play all 10 positions and keep batting until my back gives out. See you tonight. |
| The Ghost of Sling Blades Hair Worth May 6, 2009 10:21:24 AM Entry ID: 1619280 | I warned you Pie Hawks! I have been practicing voodoo and have placed a curse on your players. Did you notice people dropping balls like me? |
| Ed Chibe Chicago May 4, 2009 12:40:54 PM Entry ID: 1617653 | I am back this year with my surgically repaired knee. Watch out! |
| Dwight Yokam Arkansas May 2, 2009 8:49:15 AM Entry ID: 1616202 | Believe Jeff! That retard hit me pretty good in the head with his blade. |
| The Ghost of Slingblade's Hair Worth May 1, 2009 12:20:52 PM Entry ID: 1615768 | I curse all of you for forcing me into exile! I am going to kidnap Jeff and behead him with my slingblade on the internet. |
| Pie Hawker Where do you want me to be? May 1, 2009 12:13:39 PM Entry ID: 1615763 | Heather you sound hot to me! If you want I will slip you something. |
| Heather Oak Forest April 30, 2009 11:05:20 AM Entry ID: 1615047 | Guys, I want to apologize for slipping things into your drinks. I simply don't know what came over me. I was probably a little turned on by your request for perch. |
| Durbins Midlothian April 30, 2009 10:48:21 AM Entry ID: 1615034 | We sincerely apologize for not being able to prepare your perch nachos last night. We have been thinking about expanding our selection of perch items on the menu and now that we see there is a demand for them we are proud to announce the following new menu items: BLTP (Bacon, Lettuce, Tomato, and Perch), Perch Quesadillas, and of course Perch Nachos. We will also now be offering Perch as a pizza topping as well. We hope you will come back and try all of new and exciting Perch menu items. ~ Durbins Management |
| seabass indiana April 30, 2009 7:57:05 AM Entry ID: 1614880 | due to half the team was in mexico and got the swine flu the season will be cancelled unless we all wear obama masks |
| Magnum Force Burbank April 29, 2009 4:40:18 PM Entry ID: 1614531 | Ha Ha Ha you guys are inferior! |
| Jimmy The Greek Nevada April 28, 2009 1:06:39 PM Entry ID: 1613351 | Back from exile! Yes the odds are decent. Can Seabass make plays at third like he used to and Ron Jeremy stop popping up in the infield. Yes outfield is probably the best in the league. Cannons in left and center and adequate with super hands in Right. |
