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| PGA Tour July 9, 2011 9:34:56 PM Entry ID: 1897871 | Friday's Results from Juice Golf Outing: 1. Volpi-22 (If he would have played) 2. Brian-42 3. Marc-45 4. Fred-48 5. Ratty-52 6. Jeff-58 7. Koncel-60 8. Billy-61 9. Randy-61 10. Dave-64 11. Todd-107 (If he delivered the mail on time) |
| Post Master General July 8, 2011 9:40:38 AM Entry ID: 1897645 | I am glad the RBI machine chose UPS. If not Todd and the post office would never deliver the RBIs. |
| UPS Alsip, Burbank, Beverely Park July 7, 2011 2:26:21 PM Entry ID: 1897398 | We have a R.B.I. machine in each one of our offices if anyone cares to pick it up. We just got it in this afternoon from Florida. |
| Urlacher Burbank July 7, 2011 1:05:51 PM Entry ID: 1897373 | When we see you guys in the playoffs, I will hit a home run over each one of your outfielders, just watch and see. And I have a really small penis. |
| Tank's Bomb July 6, 2011 9:19:43 AM Entry ID: 1897114 | Seriously, that ball was crushed! It rolled into the pond and a goose deflected it back on to the field. |
| Juice Fan Club July 5, 2011 11:06:32 PM Entry ID: 1897077 | Get well soon Tank |
| Patsy Parisi June 30, 2011 12:20:00 PM Entry ID: 1896301 | Juice keep the laughing at me and my crew and one of you is going to get whacked! Probably Nowak |
| Jogger June 29, 2011 12:08:54 PM Entry ID: 1896075 | I apologize for distracting your rightfielder. I threw his game off completely. Tell him I will call him later. |
| Stats Inc. June 28, 2011 1:16:49 AM Entry ID: 1895654 | IT WAS A PERFECT GAME YOU DUMBASS! |
| Rules are Rules June 27, 2011 5:05:15 PM Entry ID: 1895558 | And Volpi can't hit six balls in the pond and claim to have a four either. |
| Billy Clemente Republica Dominicana June 27, 2011 2:23:45 PM Entry ID: 1895516 | Juice golf outing Friday July 8th at Fountain Hills in Alsip. Probably have 2-3 foursomes teeing off around 530-545 (or as soon as our favorite postman is done throwing mail in the dumpster) Stats inc is not invited. |
| Billy Clemente Republica Dominicana June 26, 2011 8:49:07 PM Entry ID: 1895322 | I like to thank you very much, I have muchos personna a mi gracias... softball de americano has been very good to me |
| Nolan Ryan June 26, 2011 8:38:07 PM Entry ID: 1895317 | Volp throws a no-hitter? He doesn't have shit on me. |
| ? June 25, 2011 5:03:04 PM Entry ID: 1895137 | That one I could not tell you. Maybe Randy? |
| Galvan Oak Lawn June 24, 2011 9:24:45 PM Entry ID: 1895024 | Who gets the most likely to pop up with guys in scoring position award? |
| Award Banquet Alsip and Burbank and Chicago June 24, 2011 12:16:18 PM Entry ID: 1894945 | Award Ceremony half way through the season..... MIP- Ronnie MVP- Randy Humanitarian- Bakes Gold Glove- Jeff Cy Young and Fire Baller- Volpi Exec of the Year- Jeff Manager of the Year- Jeff Hank Aaron Award- Bakes and Randy Roid Rage- Jeff Babe Ruth- Randy Clemente- Billy Freshman 15- Ladewig Best Sheep Herder- Dave Muzzle Award- Dave |
| Scouts Inc. Jeffersonville June 24, 2011 12:04:43 PM Entry ID: 1894942 | Here is the mid season report and standings.....Just like every season run down of the people and the order they bat but this year our lineup has switched every game so I will do it by how I see it. I will start with the awards....As the season has it to me and my scouting team...MIP(most improved player) goes to the big ugly...Ronnie is his name. The RBI machine is back. Cy Young goes to Volpi but Sundays his era is is the 6's maybe 8's...Gold Glove goes to Jeff "PAPA" Senf because I have never seen him miss an easy ball or throw the ball all over the place...Silver slugger and MVP goes to "The FRANCHISE" little Ditz. I didn't want to give him this award but DAMN, he leads the team in every category as well as weightlifting. He took Jeff over on that. Tony....I don't even know what to say about this sheep herder. Guy is having a hard time hitting a plastic bag right now. He shaved, got a hair cut, and shed his hat but it seems like nothing is working. Maybe a trans gender transplant will help this....Billy, the scouts and I still don't know how he plays. His awkwardness with hitting and fielding and his base running is very odd. I believe his political views help him calmly and hit the ball 71% of the time....GUY CAN STROKE! He still waiting on Ashli for a date..Bakes, can you help him? Randy, This guy is a machine. singles, doubles, triples, shit, what can't this guy do? We still think his attitude and ego will get to him but we shall see. Tank, big fucking animal...Stroked at first and now wants to quit, I would to if my batting avg is .500 and it was once at .800....This guy is brutal. His defense is better but still is a head case and never answers a damn phone. This guy gets the red neck award....Next up Kozola....(BLANK)!!! Bakes, fricking guy is 60 and still I think is the best player on the team. Hitting, fielding, throwing, guy never makes mistakes. Bakes gets the humanitarian award and senior citizen discount award. Ronnie aka I don't want to play IF and I only want to catch. THE RBI MACHINE IS BACK....Thank god because our lineup needs him. RBIS come from like 3 people....BRUTAL...I believe this guy should be batting 4th or 5th. Scouts say drop Tank to 7th. Rati, Mr. Singles....He is getting old fast and the kid has hampered his hitting...LOL WISH we had him on Sundays...Todd, what a year makes? NO PHONE CALLS, NO NEW RINGTONES...Was that it? Holy shit this guy can play when his phone doesn't go off 24/7....Ladewig, This guy has gained some weight...Is this hampering him or is it Michelle? or is it the gay trip he went on "camping" with 6 guys? Guy, needs to hit a gym and stop working 80 hours a week. Volpi and Fred go together. Freddy, I hope you are done after this year...ONE TIME! You are old and immobile on the mound. Stick is hell better though. Volpi, can you get any hairier? Your grilling is phenomenal though...keep painting lines sir. Soup, Mr. I quit every year because of Jeff. I do not know what to say because you never want to play but when you do, you are still a good player except for when you lead off. Soup, YOU ARE THE FATHER OF TONY! Jeff, Mr. New dad...I don't know why, because you get mad when your tan is not even. This guy started off slow but is coming along slowly. Best BP hitter I have ever seen. Great glove as well though. Defensive player for sure. Lastly, the D-BAG of all D-BAG AWARDS goes to Holda from Billy Goats. I can't do anything but chop a ball and run slow. Thought you were good but you are not. Hit the cages HOMO.....No glove and no bat= Kramer's team. |
| Data analysis Team Bristol June 13, 2011 1:48:10 PM Entry ID: 1892758 | We have lost three games and all of them by two runs. That's pretty good for as shitty as we have played in those games. Nothing to worry about boys. |
| O to the J Bridgeport June 7, 2011 9:29:09 PM Entry ID: 1891755 | The Goon Squad owes Farmers Insurance for the 2 gallons of gas and all the a/c that was used on the way to the field...doucbebags. Also, who is bringing the beer tomorrow? cuz Matt Borus is no longer with us (God rest his soul and sole) and I brought it last week? |
| iz May 26, 2011 10:21:44 AM Entry ID: 1889246 | Hi |
| Marc Wilson May 25, 2011 7:20:59 AM Entry ID: 1888810 | All I have to say is AHHHHHHHH! |
| Sporting News May 23, 2011 9:21:23 AM Entry ID: 1888255 | The machine is no longer hibernating! He is looking to rack up RBIs and root out any thirdbasemen who are gender confused. |
| R.B.I. MACHINE May 23, 2011 7:49:37 AM Entry ID: 1888221 | I'm no longer on vacation |
| Lesson Man May 23, 2011 7:18:55 AM Entry ID: 1888217 | When there are dangerous thunderstorms and a jumpy house in the area. Watch Campbell and your wife. |
| randy May 22, 2011 5:48:58 PM Entry ID: 1888137 | can someone else hit fucking homeruns? geez |
