It's been a really long time since I updated, And I guess Joe has been anxiously waiting...Carlton is now on the team as he pulled a quick Chuckie Patch circa 2008 as he jumped teams midseason.....

 A lot has went down since my last post...Nick Johnson got thrown out in a playoff game, And suspended...Imagine royalty getting treated that way...He also had his son..So of all the shit Nick talked about Jeff I'm sure we won't see Nick much....Mikey Pasciuto is expecting his second child...Must be something in the air so that may be the end of him too....A message to Patch time to pack it in...That's all I have a nice quick update...Hopefully next week I'll return to the good old days, And update more often, But probably not...

 Well here's my update every 6 weeks for apparently just Ray Dow as I heard even Patch doesn't go on anymore....It's got that bad hasn't it...I'm going to lie, And say moving forward I'll update more...I found my laptop so I'm good to go...Nothing, But a bold faced lie....

 D-day is approaching for Nick Johnson as soon enough a new Johnson will be welcomed to the world...I'll give him some advice that my mom gave me...The man"s life doesn't change that much, But the woman"s does dramatically...I guess that's true unless your name is Jeff Moses....Ricky Mastropietro made his return to the BRD, And still has that stupid haircut that he must of lost a bet, or something cuz who would get that haircut on purpose, But I need both Ricky, And Nick to do me a favor...Please don't yell at Joey Johnson because if you do I'm going to hear it the whole time on the bench...Dennis DeLuca is back making his usual summer trip back east, And I almost forgot how entertaining Del can be, But one thing I got from last night is that the line combo of Del,Joey, And myself should never be used again, And I mean never even if we're the only three forwards there....Scotty Rosato was on point for most of the game, And I know he let up 8 goals, But when you face 63 shots that's not bad, And Scotty don't lie to Patch about Ossipee.....Speaking of Patch he entertained pulling the team next season...Not sure that's good cuz he'd be dead a few hours after he made the call to Johnny....Vinnie Zizzo, And Cappy were invol;ved in quite the conversation last night...I heard mention of grout...Falling through ceilings...Some serious shit..How come every time Cappy plays after the game he says he's leaving, And ends up staying for three hours....It happens to us all...The normally reserved Ray Dow was sort of feisty last night as he was ready to fight half a dozen of the Braves...I'm pretty sure I like that Ray Dow....John Carey was M.I.A, and I hate to inform him I had an Ipad that needs his attention, And it's not a broken screen either....

 Well that's it for this week, Or the next six weeks....Your guess is as gpod as mine....

 At last I am going to update for the one reader I have...I flat out stink basically....

 The 4th of July at my house featured a whopping 5 people...You know it's bad when Patch has a better offer....We're still waiting for Ricky Mastropietro to show up for last weeks game..He must of ran in Kowloons, Or something on the way up...I'm sure he ran into Nick Johnson at Kowloons....Ray Dow has redeemed himself after bringing just Bud light as he has supplied me nicely the last few weeks....George Zeinert is there one week not the next...Sounds like me....John Carey is back at it with my ipad I'm not sure he even works there any more I just keep giving them to him....Joey Johnson has been M.I.A. this season pretty sure he's somewhere playing real life frogger in traffic....Jay Carrien has been showing up quite often now, And throwing beers at The Dinky Boys, And drinking more than me...That's quite the feat...Scotty Rosato has been sharp as of late, And he survived his time of year the 4th without conducting the Boston pops...It's a rarity.....Mikey Pasciuto was out as well after he told Patch for us to play on the 5th...He's a sump I think....

 Hope everybody had a good 4th even Brett even though he missed 2 weeks ago because he was on a date.....Not happy plus he calls Patch coach if he knew anything Patch, And coach should never be used in the same sentence....

 It's been a real long time since I did a update....Now I can lie until I'm blue in the face, But most of the reason has been laziness...I think a lie would of sounded better....

 The BRD is in dire straights right now Before it was just a 10:30 start that was an issue now it seems like all games are a problem, And I'm much to blame as anybody else, But we need to show up...Don't get me wrong if we do show up we're going to stink, But at least we'll be there...

 Ray Dow is back in the fold, And only had Bud light a few weeks back that's enough for me not to show up...Ricky Mastropietro was actually going to play last week...I can't say much about him he shows up more than me, And that's bad....John Carey has been waiting for a post for weeks..I think John, George, And Brett get together, And have a viewing party...Speaking of George Zeinert, And Brett Zeinert....Imagine a few weeks ago they get me involved in an altercation...Not happy...In fact I'm pretty sure they have no class......Nick Johnson has a baby on the way...A first time father has a lot of stress attached to it, But taking care of Joey all those years he has a ton of practice....I guess Joey Johnson got run over by a dump truck...Really is there anything else to say....Scotty Rosato became a grandfather, And as he told me the story I'm still trying to figure out how it all translates into him being a grandfather......After every forfeit Patch loses a week off his life he now has 2 years left.....Well that's it for now if I missed anybody that's ok because nobody will read this anyway...

 

 Sorry for the extremely late update, But I was pretty sick for a few days, And I figured the one person that reads this could wait a day or two extra....

  Oh where oh where has George Zeinert been...Corn hole...An injury...A reunion...Talking to anyone who will listen...The search is on for George....Joey Johnson is still all about getting, And paying for all sorts of things...Shirts,shorts..You name it Joey will buy it....Nick Johnson continues to be irate as his latest target this week was Scotty Rosato...Poor Scotty all he was doing was tuning his violin, And he gets reprimanded...John Carey is back on ipad duty..I'll say thank god I know John....Ray Nickerson had quite the night, And was wondering how he didn't pick up an assist on one of his four goals....Carmen Fuccillo is back with vengeance as he's averaging a robust 29 minutes a game, And is wondering why he isn't averaging 30 minutes....If I have to explain to Patch why I can't get a sample of the shirts again..The karate chop will come out of hibernation....Why does Larry wear a cage...I mean he can't be worried about his face..He's not very pretty....

  Where is Mikey Pasciuto?

 

 Good old Patch is back at it with new shirts once again...It seems this happens every month or so...I have more BRD shirts than I do of the Roberto line in my closet....As we all know prying a 50 spot out of some of those guys hand is not an easy task as which was proved by Scotty Rosato's displeasure over the price...I don't know maybe 50 was a lot of money in 1954...Shit even Ray Dow was on board....A bad moment for Scotty, And we're not talking about the game either...

 Nick Johnson has shed his Richie's slush career.And is some sort of inspector for the city of Everett...Sounds like D1 shit to me....Ricky Mastropietro is looking for a buddy pass again...Poor chubby kid will never learn....John Carey works on glass yet won't help me out at the house..Now I'm glad I snuck out the back door last week....Big Larry netted his first BRD goal...He sort of had to since he gift wrapped a goal for the Braves...Ray Nickerson quit again yet he'll be there next week....I wonder if Carmen Fuccillo knows it's ok to come off the floor once in awhile....After that breakaway maybe he shouldn't be on the floor at all....Joey Johnson must of got his tax return or something as he wants to buy everybody shorts...See Scotty there is a silver lining...George Zeinert was out again...Between Corn hole, And family reunions it's tough to keep track....

  Apparently John Carey wasn't happy with my maneuver last night of slipping out the door while he wasn't paying attention...My only advice is pay closer attention, And if I'm on the shank list as I hear I am...You know where to find me...You think I'm going to sit here, And wait for you to attack...I'm ready...

  George Zeinert went from retiring to ordering 4 new shirts, And he did invite me to play corn hole so maybe we can make this work....Patch reminds me of my kids in a drunken stupor you say something then they remember it, And harp on it until tithe sun comes up....Before we get any new u think when Patch sent out the text jerseys we need the approval of Nick Johnson cuz we need something that fits his manly 140 pound frame...Speaking of manly figures was it me or was Carmen Fuccillo's haircut worse than Ricky Mastropietro's....Scotty Rosato missed the Super bowl at my house for the first time in probably 7 years I guess he was helping his mother in law move...Didn't know he was married...Pretty sure he doesn't know either....So do you think when Patch sent the text out about new shirts Joey Johnson had a Minor heart attack...Well I mean 50 dollars is a lot of money...If it was 1956 it was a lot of money....Ray Nickerson did pick up an assist last night that's #1,254 since he joined the BRD 21 games ago...I regret missing last week cuz Mikey Pasciuto was present...If Patch told me that I would of been there..Who am I shitting I still would of missed...Is it just me or does Larry make Nick, And Ricky look like they pass....That's all I got...Patch simmer down on the shirts the almighty Nick needs to do a 300 point check on them first....

 The outlook for the BRD isn't very good right now as they are hurting to really even field a team, And that stiff face Patch has a few tough choices to make next season....

 George Zeinert had a corn hole tournament, And usually I would jump all over this, But the only thing I can say is I wished he invited me....John Carey almost missed the game because I missed a text about him needing a ride...No big loss either way I think...Joey Johnson was his strategy planning self...Didn't work to good obviously...Scotty Rosato had every instrument known to man out....Ray Nickerson failed to record multiple assists for the first time since 1989....Ricky Mastropietro was sour he scored all the goals...How he has that with a straight face was amusing.....Tommy's stat keeping stunk....Nick Johnson is a deadbeat....I can go on forever, And I'd be slightly more upset if I didn't witness the best comeback in sports on Sunday night....

  Either way it could be that time Billy boy....

 At 5pm Patch is planning a after game trip, And at 6pm he's all but dead...I've said it many times this guy stinks beyond stinking he may be worse than Jeff Moses of course this is coming from a guy who plays less than Ricky....

  Nick Johnson was sour over my shirt choice, But 2 weeks ago I wore the old BRD shirt in honor of my hero, And I got zero acknowledgement from Nick...So now I'm done with you....The Ricky Mastropietro boys regular haircut must of picked up some steam as Joey Johnson was sporting a similar do.....Not flattering on either, But once again I don't have hair so who am I to talk....Is it just me or did Scotty Rosato John Carey, And myself spend a whole lot of time talking about getting up early....Wow hate to break the news to you two we're officially old....Steve Boivin seemed less than enthused to play with Joey, And me last night...My advice to Steve is have patience with Joey he's special....Ray Nickerson was held off the score sheet without an assist last night.....It's the first time in his 73 year career that has happened... What have I missed?How did George Zeinert become a defenseman...He was playing with Joey, And myself, And now he's on D.....Ooooh wait I get it now.........

  As I close out this week 2 things...Brett has something to read, And Big Larry played...I thought when Nick said that I thought he was talking about Larry Joe Bird...I think we made out better than the Celtics...

  To my dismay Nick Johnson, B.J. Marchant, And Ricky Mastropietro all had their woman in attendance to watch the game...My question is of all the games you circle this one on the calender to have a family outing....All three are lovely woman, But against that team you take the heat, And tell them To stay home...

  Patch stinks more than usual, And I'll tell you why apparently I'm not getting a sweatshirt this time around...Life must be busy between ps4, And Netflix.....I think there was a somber moment on the bench when Mikey Pasciuto, And myself realized that we're now old, And both need a car to keep up with those guys last night...Ray Nickerson, And myself play sparingly...Not because of the D1 factor...Apparently when you have an odd number of forwards the next shift is always Steve Boivin's.....Joey Johnson talked some family stuff before the game, And finally realized it's only street hockey...About time....Scotty Rosato was under siege all night, And did what he could...One thing about Scotty he takes every loss pretty hard....You would think that motivation would make him play better....John Carey was out last night as there was a triple payne window on Utah St in Boston that needed his attention..George Zeinert was also out with a bad back, Or a cancieta he needed to attend....Pretty sure Brett was supposed to play too....

  I wish all the BRD members, And family a Happy New Year....

   Every year the game before Christmas I would put out the BRD Christmas wish list...Now if this doesn't ring a bell you have to be an absolute loser, And actually of been on the team since the beginning, Or looked back at all my posts....You know who you are...Ray, George, Del, And apparently Brett...

  Scotty Rosato- A different place to go besides Buffalo Wild Wings...Remember those day when Scotty spoke we listened...That was pre kazoo clays...That might explain it...

Geoerge Zeinert-Somebody to just sit with, And talk to all day..Seems easy enough right...

John Carey-For me to stop breaking iPads......i may of single handily put John out of busines.

Patch-To field a full team 2 weeks in a row, Or a kidney...I'm sure he'd prefer the full team.

Nick Johnson-To realize we're not Dougie, Or team USA.

Ricky Mastropietr-See above, And a new hairdo...The one he has stinks....

Mikey Pasciuto-To make one game before the second period starts...I know there is Dalmations to wash, And stuff...

Jason Carrien-To not always be so fired up....This kid is always full tilt..Makes me tired watching him...Then again most things make me tired nowaday.....

Joey Johnson-To realize the difference between week 4, And the playoffs...His speeches takes years off my life...Yeah they're that painful....

Ray Nickerson-To get a hair transplant...He was serious last night right...

Steve Boivin....To stop surfing the net for loose woman..Wait maybe I should start doing that...He might be on to something here...

B.J. Marchant-Does he even still play...

Jeff Moses-Thank god he ritired....I mean I'm dead serious here...

Del-To make a full time return, And I'll only tell him he has no class...Just like old times....

Ray Dow-Apaarently some alone time with me...

  Merry Christmas to all, And their families....By the way what happened to Dan anyway...

  Now in the course of writing up this post I've received many different opinions.......Some good...Some not so good, But over the years interest has sort of fallen off a Team USA birth will do that to you, But when George Zeinert informed me the young Brett Zeinert was waiting for a post the last few weeks...I had no choice, But to write something...I mean I've played a handful of games with him, And haven't really had much interaction except a few weeks ago when he scored and almost took my hand off in celebratio...George you didn't tell him we don't celebrate...

 Joey Johnson was on his game last night as he implored me to forecheck harder...That's easy to say when your posing as a third defenseman.....Nick Johnson has issues with me which was never more evident than that blatant display of anger as he hit me in the shoulder with a clearing attempt, Or so he says...I haven't used this one in awhile, But we're at odds....John Carey is a working man now, And no longer has me to lead him down a booze inflicted path...Well Marijuana is legal so he'll be good....Why was Ray Nickerson wearing a Burberry scarf last night as he played....Steve Boiven had quite the game last night apparently Tennessee is the way to go...When they named their college football team the Volunteers they were onto something....Patc may very well be a lame duck coach as the BRD is in dire straighs.......What's even worse I still have no shirt of any kind.....Scotty Rosato has stopped stalking me at work..Which I sort of miss actually....

  I usually mention everybody on the team whether you show or not, But since only Brett reads it I'll finish with thanks....I'm married with two kids I need to look forward to something....

 The BRD finally had their championship party, And the night was eventful as Tommy ate my meal.....The bar area was closed down when Nick Johnson, And Ricky Mastropietro walked in....Royalty has it privledges.....All in all it was a good time....Could of used Ray Dow there, But he had to work ...By the way hate to laugh at Nick, But what he said on the group text was funny actually....

 John Carey has a new job that he's been trying to get since I met him, And as he hit the lips what wasn't looking good started to....George Zeinert mentioned some shady room at Wild Wings...Not sure if he had something lined up, Or was hoping I'd take him up on his offer...I did think about it....I'll be honest....Scotty Rosato had a subpar perfromance...Not at the game at Wild Wings...Who orders a fry as a meal....Mikey Pasciuto was in his glory as I've decided he may be a Facebook stalker.....Of certain people that is..........Joey Johnson reaped the benefits of the Tommy food debacle as he ate the wrap...his meal, And the people two tables over meal too....B.J. Merchant has that Nick/Ricky desire to win minus the makes you cry approach that works so well for Rick, And Nick....Ray Nickerson failed to register a assist for the first time since 1987.....

 Apparently Jeff Moses has called it a career.....Thank god....

 When you have the opportunity to share the floor with Creed in any way it's a joy, But to have him on your team is just simply breath taking...The BRD welcomes him with Arms Wide Open....

  John Carey kept Patch out way past his bed time as you could see Patch rubbing the eyes like my daughter does...Patch deserves it though since we won 6 months ago, And no shirts have been seen yet...Ricky Mastropietro is over his life threatening paper cut, And returned last night....Nick Johnson made his second consecutive game...I assume it's marriage related....Apparently I had 3 breakaways in his eyes...I haven't had a break away since 1998 none the less 3 in one game...Joey Johnson actually won a face of, And not by accident this time....Scotty Rosato was sharp as we left him out to dry a few times, And I believe he's stalking me at work...Ray Nickerson has an astonishing 19 assists in two games this season even though the BRD has scored only 13 goals...George Zeinert has metamorphosised in the BRD's new G.M.,.....Last I checked most G.M's don't start fights with a 22 year old....Mikey Pasciuto was on his way to the game, But saw a cat in a tree, And the rest was history....

 I'll be honest I liked Barry's offer......It's almost week 5 see you then Ray Dow....

 Usually my headlines are followed by some elaborate story, But not this time...The question is how can you tell the difference between a cell phone, And a pack of Marlboro"s ....Good question right.....

 Apparently it was Nick Johnson's birthday last night, And he chose to play...I'm sure the honeymoon is over...I did like the call.....Ray Dow had to leave early to drive Marky home...I wish i had that option......John Carey broke out the finger, And people were scared...Yet this all happened after the bottle hit the lips....Joey Johnson was building pyramids...Scotty relived the glory years of the 1-0 win in the tournament....Patch Can now die happy....Nobody was happier than Mikey Pasciuto, And George Zeinert after the line change....Mikey was living 1 big lie last night hopefully he kept it going at Wild Wings with those pictures George Zeinert showed me....Jeff Moses retired at 7:30, But came out of retirement by 9:05........Ray Nickerson won either way, But was still livid...Ricky was Jolly as he joined the picture....Chubby people are jolly....

  All In all a great team win.....How did Ray know Ricky was coming up the stairs, And our D fucking stinks.....3-0....

 The biggest take away from Wednesday was the no show of Ricky Mastropietro...Apparently he has a life threatening hang nail which led to him sitting out the championship game...The funny part is he wasn't at the game, But still played more than me,And Ray Nickerson...Funny though Ray did pick up 3 assists from the bench...I hope Ricky survives this ordeal...I knew that gay haircut was a sign of things to come....

  John Carey suffered an injury, And pulled himself late in the game...That's good cuz he wouldn't of played anyway....Ray Dow provided the beers, And was pretty livid over a few things mostly the wind...Nick Johnson only yelled at Joey Johnson...Better Joey than the rest of us...Plus apparently Joey was definitely watching a different game than we were...George Zeinert almost was the hero as he hit the post in O.T...George would of had a story to tell at the Gonzalez family reunion if that went in...Scotty Rosato will face his other team Monday, But does anybody but me think he should play for them...Jeff Moses played a pretty good game...I hate when I have to compliment him it kills me...Patch by far kept some stellar stays this playoffs minimal +\- no assists goals missing, Ray Nickerson, And myself hanging out on the benh....Patch flat out stinks...I can't believe I gotta go up there again Monday just not to play.

  On paper it may look like the second line didn't do much, But as we sat on the bench as time was winding down George Zeinert and myself realized we set the tone and wore down the oppositio, And we deserve full credit for this achievemen....Yeah I don't believe that line of shit either....

  Not happy at the fact that Nick Johnson told me to get out of the way, Or he would of run me over...Yeah Joey Johnson said the same thing....It hit me last nigh why Nick got married to Mari she has a brother named B.J. We all know why Nick likes that....Ray Dow had an elongated eyelash so couldn't finish the game....Ricky Mastropietro has now started highlighting his hair.....Need I say more.....Scotty Rosato was sharp again, But we all know the kazoo is within reach...John Carey was close to breaking his bottle again....It's only a matter of time....Poor Patch doesn't realize if e win it all its over....Then he'll die a half hout late......Ray Nickerson grabbed 7 more assists last night...Quite the run he's be on he's now assisted on the BRD's last 19 goals.....Jeff Moses made an appearanc, And was decent...We'll take decent because the alternative isn't pretty....Aparrently Mikey Pasciuto, And Jason Carrien were healthy scratches....Good move...Patch fucking stinks....

  It was brought to my attention by one George Zeinert that apparently Ray Nickerson gets an assist every time he's on the floor, And once last night he grabbed an assist while on the bench....Apparently longevity in the game will get you that....Also I'd have to say George Zeinert, And myself made up quite the defensive pairing eventhogh Joey Johnson wanted us to rush more...Does he know we're old...Scotry Rosato has shed the bugle to my dismay as he's only allowed 1 goal in the last 3 games, And looks poised for a strong post season...Patch stinks as the story was that we had no shot at first, But you never know with Hockeytown..Yet he forced me to play...I miss a game I'm almost cut...Nick Johnson, And Ricky Mastropietro come and go as they please and that's fine...Married or not Nick is still queer, And Ricky's haircut is laughable...Well at least he has hair....John Carey caught that ever present illness that rolls around every August....Big flu season.....Jeff Moses played two weeks in a row so we'll see him in Februar...Not really a bad thing actually.....Ray Dow was out as he's still trying to figure out why he's Chris's best man...He needed some time to think that one over....Tommy Butera may of played more than Mark Richardson...By the way Tommy flat out stinks, Ame wants to have a full blown conversation with you as you play....Expecting Mikey Pasciuto any minute now...

  Last week I failed to update the site as I ran into some red tape along the way...Not much you can do so I apologize to the two losers that read this, And makes them bigger losers than me for writing this...

  Del is now back on the farm, And he solely is responsible for bringing all of our D1 idols back...Next time I just hope he brings me a few ears of corn....Scotty Rosato has been sharp as of late...It must be all those rides with Joey Johnson, And Scotty figures he better play good if not he has to listen to Joey on the ride home dissect the finer mechanics of goaltending....Ray Dow continues to light the lamp on his farewell tour, But I'm not sure I've seen somebody look so livid when they score....John Carey continues to bolster the BRD D, And picked up a penalty for himself, And for some reason he looked extremely jolly over it....Patch continues to rotate me, And Joey's linemate...I think Patch is trying to faze us out as our fall from grace continues...Ray Nickerson is rounding back into form as he was livid as a Ray Dow dump in hit him, And he shot Ray a dirty look..That's the Ray Nickerson we need....Is it just me or is Mark Richardson a poor mans Joey Johnson as his strategy is just as useless as Joey's....Ricky Mastropietro has been showing up consistentl...Maybe he thinks he owes me for stranding him in Atlanta for a week...Nick Johnson has been showing as well, And I found out why Mari is away...It's only a matter of time before he turns into Jeff Moses....Not his playi technique Nick couldn't stink that bad if he tried..

  I'm about to send an APB out on Mikey Pasciuto, And George Zeinert...Maybe George has Mikey locked in his cellar so he has somebody to talk to.....

  Patch who's a man of many great ideas decided to throw together a midnight bbq, And was surprised that not everybody stayed...I'll chalk that up to his bout of stupidness he encountered after the game....

  Fresh off his wedding reception which was a horror show by the way....Nick got slightly feisty....Coincidence it's right after he got married...Trust me it gets worse....Accoarding to Patch Ricky Mastropietro is about to marry Jenna after a long relationship of 3 weeks....Del was gassed around the second period good thing he didn't play the third period so he had time to recover....Jeff Moses was back on D, And in turn the fine oiled machine was down a quart.....I wasn't really sure Ray Dow was going to leave my house Sunday, But to my pleasure he was out like the colts when they left Baltimore...Joey Johnson talked to me about body fat, And eating healthy....I'm not sure he realized he was talking to me....Apparently Mark Richardson needed guidance to surf this site.....See it all makes sense now......Scotty Rosato was sharp last night minus the dump in that beat him....I think I'm the only one that looks forward to his kazoo solos.....Ray Nickerson was Ricky's chauffeur Saturday night....I wish I knew that I could of used a ride for that 1/10  of a mile....Ray Dow will tell you...John Carey was cooking for everybody even people he didn't know that were just walking by on Rt.1.

  Walter Maslak is getting scratched every way imaginable..George Zeinert has a hurt knee, And he can't talk sense into it....Mikey Pasciuto was sick, or he had no need to see us again so soon.

  Sorry about the late update, But I couldn't find the game sheet...I guess I should of looked on the kitchen table...I need to lay off the booze...

  Let's talk about me getting pushed off the first line..That's a story for a different day, But little did I know that I would end up on a line that consisted of Del,Me, And Jeff Moses, And this trio would result in a fine oiled machine...At one point we had to pop the hood, And check the oil...Well Nick Johnson's shakedown is upon us, And this is the last penny I give this clown ever that's for sure....Scotty Rosato was sporting the Got Kazoo shirt I almost forgot how amusing that shirt is....Ray Dow saved the day as he brought some booze, But unfortunately I fear that'll co me dearly Saturday....Joey Johnson was not a fan of me missing the game a few weeks ago..He said this as he was playing his second game Of the season...John Carey, And myself had a heart to heart on the way home..I'll leave the contents between us, But in the end we determined that Francis stinks, And Duke was on to something when he called him a donkey...Ray Nickerson told me to stay as long as I want Saturday..I hope he has no plans until Monday....Story is Mark Richardson is into Patch for a few bucks, And has been ducking him...Good thing for Mark is by the time I'm done writing this Patch will most likely be dead....

  Walter Maslak was a healthy scratch, But returned to pick up Ike...Didn't make sense then and still doesn't...Ricky Mastropietro was out playing softball...He's like 26 way to young to play that..Although he does have that certain softball physique...Mikey Pasciuto was out also, But nobody came blame him...He'll be there Satpurdah I'm sure that'll be entertaining.....

 Wait did Del say he was a farmer?

 I know I speak for everybody when I say to see Ricky "Buddy Pass" Mastropietr, Nick Johnson on the floor last night was just pure extasy, And a level o excitement was present then the game started, And I realized how nice it is to be yelled at after every play...Good times I think...

 I stunk last night, And it's Patch fault for giving me the healthy scratch last week...I was ready until Patch made the call, John Carey seems close to shanking somebody, And I guess this utterly terrafies Dan Faraci...I guess it's a legit fear....Walter Maslak was worse than me..He looks like he running in cement..But so don't I so who am I to say...Ray Dow was pretty emotional about no Mac salad..I know he plans his lunch for the week by what he can swindle out the door..Sorry Ray...Under bad circumstances Mikey Pasciuto made the game..It was nice to see him there, And have a few, or 6 beers.....

  Joey Johnson was out again apparently he may of drank by the pool...Imagine that I don't condone such activity....George Zeinert is away in North Conway..I guess he ran out of people to talk to so he went 120 miles away to find somebody he hasn't talked to...Ray Nickerson was also away..My guess is he's double checking Casa Lucia to make sure it's up to Nick Johnson's wedding...Rumor is Jeff Moses is making a much anticipated return n xt week, But the only one anticipating it is his wife....

  It's been a real long time sin the BRD had a early game, And even longer since I got in at almost 1...Most likely Ray Dow's fault....

  Ray Dow on possibly his farewell tour for the 12th time has been tearing it up as of late circa 1996....Speaking of 1996...Didn't Mazzy look like he was running in a rice feild in Vietnam...Scotty Rosato was gearing up for the Boston pops on the 4th of July, And he did a real good job....Patch needs to get more involved...If he threw a water bottle like I asked him to the game may of ended differently...since it was like old times John Carey was prepared to shank Tommy with a broken beer bottle...I sort of wished he did....Ray Nickerson was back after his surger, And wasn't livid at all..I guess that'll take a few weeks....This new character Dan Faraci may well be a younger version of me...I'm not sure that's a good thing for him....You know the saying like father like son, But in the case of George, And Brett Zeinert that's not the case...As we know George will talk to the net if nobody else is around, And Brett I'm not sure speaks at this point....Mark Richardson was slightly upset last night, And nobody really knows why including Mark....

  The wedding group is still MIA...Joey Johnson has picked up a few extra shifts at work to make ends meet for this 15g wedding...Jeff Moses is just happy he knows Nick...Ricky Mastropietrio is pretty sure when I'm don with him he grow fond of Atlanta...I'll congratulate Nick Johnson now...A wedding is a great thing it's the only time your alive at your own funeral....

 Apparently you take a week or two off, And Patch adds half a dozen new guys...Could this be the route the BRD takes from here on out....Not sure, But where is Ricky Mastropietro, And Nick Johnson...Wait probably blowing each other...Wish I could get in on that action...

 John Carey is a fine physical therapist that's probably why I pulled my hamstring again...Patch is near death, And that's the only reason that I see that people still show up..We all know Patch can play the sympathy card like nobody else....When the game started I looked over and said whose this old guy with grey hair, But it was Walter Maslak..Looks like it's just for men time....George Zeinert has become the new GM replacing Nick in that aspect..When you think of it who did Nick actually get besides Mikey?.....Scotty Rosato was sharp last night, And seemed relieved he didn't have to drive Joey Johnson around....I hear Joey missed the game cuz he thought it was Tuesday yesterday...Ray Dow was out as well with something I'm sure most likey arthritis, Or some other debilitating ailment...Mark Richardson seems to be adjusting well, And there's a good chance I didn't like him at some point...No surprise there....

 John Carey as assistant GM has dealt the rights to Jerry Alviti to the Thundercats..Good move..

 It's been well documented the struggles that the BRD has had with getting guys to show up, But this takes the cake...Tommy Butera has quit the team...That's right an autistic kid doesn't even want to play for the BRD...I couldn't make this shit up...

 Last night I pulled my hamstring, And I blame this on Patch...It was hot, And we had only 6 guys..No time for me to hydrate...This Patch corpse stinks....Send the BRD into the light....Mark Richardson's passing ability makes Walter Maslak look like Adam Oates...Ray Dow pointed out that the game was a nail biter, And it appeared as though the two people in attendance were on the edge of their seats...Nice observation by Ray...Scotty Rosato was having a good time at my expense as he tied up everything leading too me taking a whole lot of face offs...Scotty has no class...I haven't broke that one out in a bit....John Carey was impressed with ny game as he handed me the game ball after...It was a nice gesture so I won't rip John....All though his treatment for hamstring injuries did nothing...

 Joey Johnson is taking a few weeks off...Doesn't he usually do that when he plays...Nick Johnson,Ricky Mastropietro, And Jeff Moses all are no good in my book...Mikey Pasciuto, And Jay Carrien were coming, And I'm still waiting...It was so bad I was hoping Jerry Alviti walked up the stairs...Yeah that bad...

 Well the BRD's season came to an end last night, And this season posed some difficult obstacles, But in the end I guess is was a mild success since we barely had 6 guys all season....I'll try to sum this season up by not ripping people, But you know I will....

 Joey Johnson posted something on facebook that was read to me by Ray Dow, And it was pretty funny, But I believe Joey stole some of his material from me, But I guess that's better than Joey saying we didn't try last night...John Carey had a rough night he misplayed a clear in at his head like Hanley Ramirez in left last season.....I would like to thank Ricky Mastropietro for his 3 games this season, And he's 50/50 for the summer season, But something tells me when that first BBQ rolls around he'll be there...Nick Johnson facing a long summer as he's getting married, And I have linked him to my bank account...To bad Nick didn't make the game last night...Kowloon moved his picture, And replaced it with G.Gordon Liddy's....I commend George Zeinert for playing hurt, But I'm concerned he may have to take a break from some gatherings..I may have to fill in for him...It's the least I can do....Jeff Moses was a far cry from his performance last week, And I wish he'd call it quits...Just so I don't have to witness that debacle...I've come to the realization that Patch refuses to go to the light, And that's in life, And in the matter of the BRD....It's ok to let go...Scotty Rosato played a solid game last night, But thought maybe one of the best goal scorers up there in Fergie was gonna pass to T.J...Bad guess....It felt like old times as Ray Dow, Mikey Pasciuto closed the joint....It featured Mikey talking about life as a borderline D1 player, And Ray explaining his loss of desire to play...It was enlightening in many ways, And I'll leave it between me, And those guys....

 See you next season....

  We all remember the great yellow ball incident of 2007, But Scotty Rosato made sure that that performance looked like nothing compared to last nights...Scotty had all the instruments needed were on hand last night...I saw the bassoon,the triangle,the cymbals, And even saw the bagpipes...It was as good a concert than I've ever seen...

 Nick Johnson continued his shakedown tour as I received a packet in the mail for his wedding that was the size of the folder I have from when I bought my house....Jeff Moses dare I say it played good...I'm not sure I've ever seen Jeff play one good game never mind two in a row so we"re fucked next week...Not much bad to say about Patch as he brought enough beer, And didn't rush us out of there..It was almost like old times...Ray Dow cornered Joe Carlton, And that's never a good thing just ask Barry...It may of been the first time that John Carey was the drunkest one in the car on the way home...Mikey Pasciuto, And myself had a long conversation, And came up with one thing typical Saugus....Ricky Mastropietro was held without a goal..Sort of crazy when you think about it, But I did find a new respect for him apparently he enjoys gambling..That's my type of person...Minus the red carpet attitude of course....After George Zeinert set me up on a nice goal...I think he read my mind as he said yeah let's change it up....It's the first time George talked, And I listened.....Joey Johnson may of increased his dose of Zoloft as he said our line played great...Usually I score two goals, And Joey says I should of scored 4....

 It"ll be a tough game next week, But it's one we can win...R.I.P big Vic...

 So as the great Nick Johnson missed yet another game due to a mall opening in New York...I hear that the great D1 league cancelled the first round of the playoffs until Nick returns..My first feeling was to poke fun like I usually do, But then It hit me for all the times I joked about it not being real..In fact it's very really there is more than i can fathom on the line here..So to all the greats I apologize...

 I stayed quiet about our service at the 99 last time out due to the fact that nobody really listens to me, But after last night I now have the restaurant nazi on board John Carey, And we know what that will result in...Patch can't take the subtle hints we"ve dropped about next season so I guess we"ll be back...I'm pretty sure if we folded Patch would die instantly...Scotty Rosato got beat on a shot from Byfield plaza, But rebounded quite nicely, And may have a stock or two in the 99 in Danvers...I have a new name for Ray Dow...Debbie Downer....In fact the waitress who met us for an hour 2 weeks ago realized that...At least Ray is the face of asthma control...Joey Johnson made a surprise trip to the 99, And ate everything except the silverware that Ray's still waiting for...George Zeinert put aside all functions for one week, And made a game...Not sure if he"ll make next weeks game there may be 5-6 Mothers Day brunches that he needs to hit up...Mikey Pasciuto showed up just in time to pick up an assist, And then the game ended..Well at least he showed up...Jeff Moses was back after he relocated his balls that his wife hid in the laundry romm, And he didn't stink like I thought he would..

 Rick Mastropietro was actually delivering a package...That excuse is way better than curling up with his feety pajamas, And watching the Notebook, And falling asleep...

 After that display put on Wednesday Night I started thinking...How is it that certain guys on this team can get in their cars, And drive 8 hours to Philadelphia for a tournament, But can't make that 15 minute drive up Rt.1 to play one hour...Now I'm not going to mention names...Ricky Mastropietro, But makes no sense to me, But even worse did I hear Patch had to leave right after the game to clean his room...Yeah I thought I did...

 Nick Johnson returned last night, And had a few shifts at forward, And for a brief second or two it was 2005 all over again until Nick Stinks, And couldn't finish a gimme goal...John Carey also got his shot up front, And all I can say is stick to D....Ray Dow seemed rather irate at the lack of a turnout for the BRD...I guess that's better than Ray always saying he doesn't care...Scotty Rosato played a few solos, But we'll give him a pass cuz the rest of the BRD had a full orchestra with them...Apparently Ray Nickerson is having surgery this week so instead of repeating just go with what I said last week...I spent 15 minutes explaining to Joey Johnson the All Time Leaders section of the site...It was a lot of work...

 George Zeinert had something going on I sort of lost track at this point...Jeff Moses is still out for being a fag..He can"t take an hour Wednesday to play, But can go overnight to Mohegan sun to blow Nick.......Walter Mazlak must of got lost on his way to the game...Shit you know you've hit rock botton when even Tommy didn't show up.

 

  After the game a few members took their act to the 99, And it was a good time....Eventhough I was ready to go home by the time Ray Dow showed up, And Scotty Rosato may have regained his when Scotty talks we listen...Patch eats like Duke now, And John Carey was way to jolly about the 99 for my liking ...The only problem is I'm still waiting for a napkin....

  Ray Nickerson has played his last game  for the BRD this season as he will go under the knife...I wish him the best, But I will miss him being livid about not getting enough passes right as score on a breakaway and he's 7 feet behind you...George Zeinert got a bit feisty last night..I enjoyed that immensly actually...Must of been mad that the 80th birthday party he was slated to attend got cancelled...Ricky Mastropieto actually made a game, And was fashionably late as usual...I guess to many packages on the Fed Ex truck...Nick Johnson was out celebrating his future wife's birthday..Something tells me next year at this time that won't happen...Just a hunch...Mikey Pasciuto was out last night too....I assume he was getting a few cats out of trees...Jeff Moses is not a factor, And it would be nice if he just submitted his retirement papers to the league....Jerry Alviti is on the comeback trail I hear..Time to align that trail with snipers....

  Nick Johnson now wants 2g out of me for a bachelor party..What a no good asshole this kid is..Next time I see him he's getting slapped in the mouth...

  I Remember not to long ago a 10pm game meant two things...We would be bringing until 3, And we'd have a full team..Now we just flat out stink in every way basically....

  I blame the above soley on Patch if he just died like I asked him to...I wouldn't have to be part of the fall, And destruction, And fall of the BRD.....John Carey is no better in this equation either as he is Patch's confidant in all matters...Mikey Pasciuto has managed to show quite a bit as of late which is key as he saved me from a surely embarresing experience on D....George Zeinert was back, And promptly took a stick to the cock...I wonder if that hurts his chances of being the guest speaker at the Goldman Bah Mitzvah....Scotty Rosato, And Joey Johnson form quite the team now as Joey gets a ride from Scotty to the games...Pretty sure Joey is still confused on who Scotty is...Ray Nickerson wasn't as livid, But still canvases my neighborhood...A little creepy if you ask me....

  Quite a few scratches last night...Ray Dow Decided to stay home, And talk to himself..Figuring he may get a response that way...Ricky Mastropietro was at home in his feety pajamas watching lifetime movies...Nick Johnson is just a queer..No other explanation really...The only thing saving Nick is the fact that Jeff Moses is a bigger disgrace than Nick...Now that's saying something there...

  Now I've heard many stories about it, But the sight of it has eluded me...You may ask what am I talking about....I'm talking about Ray Dow's miracle inhaler..As we left the game last night me and Ray were out front, And it fell out of his bag....It had almost a halo around it....I was starting to think it was like big foot, But I've now seen what I've heard about for just about the whole summer season...

  Patch has redeemed himself as he brought some beer,,,All be it not enough, But it's a start...Not sure, But last night I wanted to take a swipe at John Carey...I'm pretty sure cuz he wants Matt Harvey for Rick Porcello....Ricky Mastropietro was actually at a game, And follwed in the footsteps of Nick Johnson as he blamed the forwards for all until he moved up then he blamed the D for all...Typical D1 star....Ray Nickerson got slashed, And was livid, But the kid gave the best excuse ever as he said it was an accident...No further words needed....Joey Johnson had some choice words for Ricky last night, And quite honestly I couldn't make heads or tails out of it...I mean one is one missed net from a return to Zoloft, And the other is sporting a boys regular haircut...Who do you take seriously there...Scotty Rosato has offered to take a Thursday off 2 weeks from now to play the hideous 11 pm game...Don't have the heart to tell him he may be the only one there....The way Mikey Pasciuto operates something tells me he will probably win my March Madness pool..Pretty sure he's a pro...

  The list of inactives was extensive...Nick Johnson was planning another shakedown...Jeff Moses may be legitimately a fag, Or whipped..You decide...George Zeinert may be running for state senate with the time he's missed...Walter Maslak was going out like Michael Keaton in Mr.Mom...Fun times isn't it....Jerry Alviti is...Why even mention him really...

  Over 2 million people per year get married...Why has this Nick Johnson wedding become more expensive than raising two kids...If the engagement party,the $5,000 trip to Jamacia,The reception at Ray,s place wasn't enough...Now there's a bachelor party type thing where I guess I'd get to eat a New York Strip with Michael Jordan, And pay $500 for the presidential suite .Fitting as that is it needs to stop at some point...

  Patch stinks, And all those there last night know why...According to Patch John Carey was a healthy scratch with a are foot...You see my point...Jason Carrien was talking about the mean streets of Billerica...Yeah that conversation happened....I made Joey Johnson smile with a joke about his brother still not Joey was sure I was talking about Nick...Mikey Pasciuto has been making quite a few games lately...Fatherhood isn't all it's cracked up to be Mikey is it...Jeff Moses returned for his third game in 6 months, And played forward so we'll see Jeff in May.....I haven't had much Scotty Rosato time lately...Remember the days that when Scotty talked people listened...Well those days are long gone....Ray Dow was not the least bit happy with Patch either, But then started talking about his 2,356 different ailments and that was my cue to go....Come to find out Ray Nickerson brags to Patch's father about his stats..So many things wrong with that....Walter Maslak made quite the observation on the bench as he said we have to score at some point right...I think it was the weed talking...

  Ricky Mastropietro now has strep throat....He has the immune system of a 2 month old fetus....

  So with a 10 pm game everybody exited sort of quickly, But I did take a few things out of last night....Nick, And Joey Johnson just about argue every week...Nick wanted Joey to take a break so other people could play, And in turn that translated into Joey saying he was the only one forechecking...Now if you can make sense of that let me know cuz I have no idea...Why does Walter Maslak age every time I see him?...Mikey Pasciuto was coughing up a lung or some internal organ last night, And Carrien was a nurturing mother type on the bench...Scotty Rosato has strung together two straight solid games together..So you know what's coming soon...I had to drive John Carey to the game, And pretty sure I got high when he stepped into my car...Holy shit...Ray Nickerson was livid again, But we knew that already..Still not sure why I see him on my street more than I see Lori on it...

  There was quite a few out last night...Patch had his 1,256th surgery in the last month, And some how compared it to Jay Rich having a blood pressure reading of 240/104....Jeff Moses is non factor any longer...In fact even when he played regularly was he ever a factor...Jerry Alviti is also MIA...Tough to play hockey whenyou get a haircut every 6 hours...Ray Dow was also out to take part in a new asthma inhaler study...Bet Barry was glad Ray wasn't there...After surviving a catastrophic injury Ricky Mastropietro is now suffering from another tough one...As I hear it he has a nose hair that's slightly touching his right nostril..Put Ricky in your prayers please...George Zeinert had no family function so he drove up and down Rt.1 until he stumbled upon Shnique Jones 4th birthday part at Fudruckers...

  Through the agony, And pain he's suffered Ricky Mastropietro returned from his near career ending paper cut, And it was worse than I first thought...I mean I had to bring in the Hubble telescope to see it, But it was bad...I must commend the heart, And courage that Ricky displayed...He's truly an inspiration to all of us...

  Speaking of paper cuts Nick Johnson suffered a pretty severe one himself, And let me know he's looking at 6-8 weeks for a full recovery....Ray Dow was chewing off Barry's ear...I'm sure the Montreal Red light popped into that conversation, And I'm sure Barry wished he had that half hour back...Scotty Rosato was sharp last in the net, And I realized I like it better when Scotty is playing all sorts of instrument...Without that what do I have really....John Carey is now a factor in the over 30 league, But in a league that Joe Carlton is third in scoring I can see why John is a factor....Joey Johnson acknowledged that I've been scoring consistently this season...Usually Joey doesn't even know I played, And he brought beer and kept Scotty out all hours, But I wouldn't advise running 7 miles before a game...In fact I dont think I've run 7 miles combined in my life...George Zeinert returned after 3 weeks of family gatherings, And was talking up a storm, And has quietly put together a good season so far...Patch may now have competion for the next to die as Dukie boy had a blood pressure reading oh 298/160, But the Whidden deemed that as only a little high, And sent him on his way...Maybe Patch, And Duke will die together....

  Ray Nickerson was out as he was seeking anger managment help...Jeff Moses was out again cuz I'm pretty sure he still hasn't got out of bed from last weeks game....Jerry Alviti appears to be going by the wayside, But Jerry is great, Or so he tells us...

   So it was brought to my attention that Ricky Mastropietro received a pretty serious injury in a tournament...From what I hear it was a pretty deep paper cut, And if you ever had one of those they can be serious stuff...I wonder if Ricky sustained this injury playing or got on a whopper box as he opened it up....He also asked if his finger would fall off...What is he 7....

  Jeff Moses returned, And by the looks of him last night maybe he should of stayed home and changed some diapers....Ray Dow the last few weeks have been ready at the face off, And not half way through the second period....John Carey displayed some savvy play in his D zone, But a 6 pack...What was he thinking...Scotty Rosato was sharp for most of the game, But did have one quick dueling banjos episode which I did enjoy by the way...Patch is no use to me anymore...Doesn't drink...His nose shrunk, And he hasn't died yet...Joey Johnson questioned my lack of traveling...Shit didn't know he was a world traveler..Does Rikers Island count....Mikey Pasciuto was on point last night, And had a Nick Johnson moment as he reprimanded Jeff as Jeff had the oxygen tank strapped to his back...Ray Nickerson got livid when he got tripped...In fact he was irate...You would of thought that the government seized Casa Lucia cuz of back taxes..It was just a trip....Apparently Nick Johnson has even less balls than I thought.....As I talked to him about his upcoming marriage..Its clear he has zero say on when,where, Or how it happens...Still think he's queer too...

  George Zeinert was out and come to find out he may have more functions than Patch...Jerry Alviti was out too..I hope he never returns, But I couldn't be so lucky..

  Having only made 3 games this season I think it's  the end of the Jeff Moses era...I ask you at this time to remember the good times with Jeff...Like him only making 3 games this season...

  The BRD are now a bunch of old men as they now have no beer for a 10 back in the day we'd still get a 30 and whack it out by 11...I solely blame Patch, And John Carey for this turn of events....Although John did score a sweet goal on Scotty last night....Scotty Rosato was in rare form last night, But with Scotty you have to always say it could of been worse...Scary isn't it....Joey Johnson wanted me to get more in the play...This was right after I had 4 shots in a 30 second span...You have to respect Joey's always accurate analysis of the game.....Ray Nickerson was only livid once so I guess we're getting somewhere....Ray Dow to everybody surprise was ready before the second period for once...when Mikey Pasciuto shows up I almost feel like I need to go to Foxwoods with him, But Patch let Mikey down with no booze...Walter Maslak returned and faked himself out 4 times...Not bad for his return...

  Ricky Mastropietro couldn't make it cuz his equipment was packed away for a tournament..Gloves,Pads, And stick...Hmmm seems like quick the task...Nick Johnson was in New York for some Slush thing...Isn't there like 2 slush companies, And the whole premise of slush is sort of self explanatory isn't it...it was quiet out there last night...I wondered why then I realized George Zeinert wasn't there...Silence is a virtue...Jerry Alviti was out showing a house in Roxbury...Hopefully he's better at the real estate game then he is at...Well you know the rest....

  I guess George Zeinert got around to reading a few of my post, And apparently found it quite entertaining...My only question Is you had nothing better to do..I mean Geroge could of talked to a table, And I'm sure he did, And got more entertainment....On a side note he may be the only one that reads it...

  How come every now, And then Ray Dow, And myself like to travel down memory lane, And relive the Driftwood days...Either we're losers, Or we like to relive the glory days...Not sure how glorious they were since I to.d you last week I may have caught HIV in that place so I'll go with the fact that we're losers....I thought long, And hard about Wild Wings after the game last night, And I have never agreed more with John Carey...Your not unique, Or different...Why I was still thinking about that today just look above at the loser section...Nick Johnson continues to wear that stupid looking hat with his Bauer endorsed bag, And yelling as we're up 7-1..I think Nick has simmered down a bit lately...Ray Nickerson was livid again as he said nobody passes...I respect his intensity, But he needs to relax..He's 102 he doesn't wanna have a heart attack...Joey Johnson was quiet again...I think I miss the clapping singing Joey...I know I don't stand alone here...Scotty Rosato let Five O score from The Ship.....There must be something worse than that I just can't think of any right now....Does anybody but me find it a little disturbing that Ricky has that haircut, Or the fact that Tommy now has the same one..So many things wrong there...All this talk of canning people I think we missed the fact that Patxh may be first out the door..I have zero use for him right now, But I will say as I got a closer look last night his nose is starting to get bulbous again...So there is hope...

  I wish Jeff Moses would just call it a career..For so many reasons actually....As far as Jerry Alviti goes...Who really cares...In fact who really cares about Jeff either...I can't believe I wasted time writing about either..

  I've seen a healthy scratch before, But never saw a player scratch themselves until Nick Johnson, And Ricky Mastropietro pulled it off last night...At first I was baffled by this move, But then Mikey Pascuito enlightened me as he usually does...There is no chance they come out after the game with the peasants, And that leads to the opposition not living up to their playing standards, But what confuses me is I'd never sit in that Rt.1 traffic just to turn around, And go home...Then I remembered I'm a peasant what do I know....

  So I'm also a little confused on the stance of Ray Dow...When I had to work on Thursdays he called me all sorts of names, But now that I'm off all he does is leave after an hour...Maybe all this cutting people has taken its toll...After the game we were at 621?..That's right John, But more on that later...We were discussing how George Zeinert, And Ray Nickerson still score pretty consistently...Quite the feat, But why is Ray always pissed, And George would talk to Tommy if nobody else was listening...Joey Johnson didn't fool around last night as he brought a can opener, And slurped up the good shit this time Pastenes...Vinnie Zizzoo was my defensive partner to start the game last night...So many things wrong with that sentence so I'll leave it at that...I think it's time to cut ties with Patch not only was he arguing an offside call while we were ahead 9-2 with 3 minutes to go, But I can't stand the Diet Coke drinking Patch that's brings nothing to the table, But making you stink more than usual...Scotty Rosato was back after fighting a bout of Yellow fever so I hear, And passed it to the other team I heard the side effects are color blindness....So no big deal...

  John Carey was out while he was fixing somebody's Atari 2600 last night, But he may have a point besides the fact that we had to sit in a booth made for 1 with 4 of us....They fucked up Mikey's dinner, And for some reason I enjoy when Mikey orders that salad...Hey I don't get out much, And there was a piece of tree bark on the table...621 may of run its course.....Jeff Moses is on the 7 day Paternity list after 7 days if he doesn't report back he will be fined a 6 for every weekhe misses....Jerry Alviti is becoming a Real Estate agent...Something tells me he'll be the best agent ever...

  I must apologize to Mikey for not staying with him at the bar last night...I didn't feel very good...I think Scotty gave me the yellow fever, Or some slut I banged back in the day that I met at the Driftwood gave me aids...Either one Is a strong possibility....Better this week Ray,,,Since your the only one that reads it I need to cater to you...

 And for once I'm not talking about Hockeytown...Patch should be banned from the bench for making me endure Wild Wings once again....I haven't had food that bad since well since Lori last cooked...

 Jerry Alviti made a triumphant return...Only problem is nobody knew he was there until we got to Wild Wings...Nick Johnson came in wearing some gay type attire than proceeded to bash the forwards at every turn...Yeah so basic Nick....Mikey Pasciuto made an appearance as well, And I guess to get to the game he had to drive back and forth to Billerica 3 times...Maybe I missed mo of the story....Ray Dow has been on a tear trying to cut people, But not sure you can cur the waitress at Wild Wings, But he tried...John Carey may have to give into his boycott of 621, Or find us a better place to go, Or I may have issues with John real soon....Joey Johnson plays just about the whole game then decides to come off and have me try to center...Goof thing Mikey came out on the floor...Ray Nickerson got sticker around the head area, Ano was livid...Of course nobody saw this, But Ray....

 Ricky Mastropietro obviously wasn't lying when he said see you in the playoffs...Jeff Moses had a baby boy...So congrats are in order, And not for the reason you think...This baby boy rids us of Jeff...Scotty Rosato was sick...Hope he feels better after the season ends....

 Maybe it was the sternly worded text that Patch sent after last weeks game, But all of a sudden the BRD had a full team except Patch who is either dead, Or his feety pajamas from last week were in the wash, But I'm gonna go with the fact that nobody wanted to see me at their door with a video of Ray Dow saying your gone, Or maybe they wouldn't Care actually now that I think of it...

  Nick Johnson took some time away from making a Arbor day card to actually make a game, And was his usual self as he yelled when we were ahead by three goals...The only silver lining here was that his shirt was wrong again...Ricky Mastropietro made his one game every 6 weeks, And was sporting a sharp boys regular haircut...John Carey wasn't quite as tired as last week, And appears to have got over his house dress issue...Ray Dow wanted to drink all night..Ray I'm old, And stink now...You need to realize this...Ray Nickerson wasn't mad for once, And George Zeinert didn't talk as much...I'm concerned....Joey Johnson was caught off guard by a full team, And was wondering who the new guy Nick was....Scotty Rosato was sharp last night, But I'll be honest I prefer the percussion section much more....Jeff Moses was back too, But with much less fan fare than Ricky...Not sure why, But played without a hat, And looked like he aged 30 years in a month..I guess another kid was the way to go...Vinnie Zizzo made the game too...Does anybody, But me find it funny that Vinnie plays ice hockey on the same night yet plays more games than the other group of stiffs that no show...

  Last week was busy so I didn't update plus I figured if you don't show to play why read what I wrote....

 Anybody but me happen to witness John Carey shuffling his feet across the floor like an old lady in a house dress getting the mail on a snowy day...It was quite the scene....Between John, And Ray Nickerson I'm not sure who was more livid about the floor conditions...

 Nick Johnson got a taste of his own medicine as Jeff Moses gave him an earful...Of course Jeff was yelling about the wrong play, But we'll chalk that up to post concussion syndrome...Has anyone talked to Jeff, Or has he checked out...Joey Johnson was irate over some slashing going on during the game...I guess Joey saw a different game than I did...The world according to Joey is quite entertaining....Patch seems to not be dying anymore, And I'll tell you that upsets me....Ray Dow seems to be a wet surface expert, And with that comes how Ray played on the wet floor in 1999, And hatched a plan to excel in that aspect...I guess Vinnie Zizzo was wearing different sneakers as he was all over the place....He lost me quite a bit of money as I had the over....The wet floor even affected Scotty Rosato....Yeah we'll go with that....

  I got alot of shit for having to leave after the games, But last night it was lik turn back the clock night as I got to hang out a bit, And found myself with just Ray Dow....I think the only thing missing was the golf clubs....

 I've decided I like Patch better when he had a big nose to go with his fat head as the days go by I have less and less need for him....John Carey tried to stir things up with me, And we decided it's John not the rest of us....I asked for Mikey Pasciuto and my wish was granted as he played last night, And come to find out he may be a handicapper...Scotty Rosato went from on the defense last week to telling me he stinks...I think I need to get Scotty a new tuba for Christmas...Joey Johnson was very jolly last night...He goes from tearing people up to telling them it's ok you gave the other team a breakaway....Mazzy had no clue what wing he was playing, And once again displayed great passing ability...Ricky Mastropietro was supposed to play, But drove by a McDonald's on the way, And the rest is history....Jeryy Alviti was at his senior prom so he was out, And Jeff Moses was out as well....I guess there was some inside trading going on at 9...Nick Johnson got hurt at his 2013th tournament this past weekend....Serves him right for attempting a shakedown of this magnitude....

  It appears as though Patch, And John Carey's union may be fractured beyond repair at this point as they were involved in quite a heated exchange about how much the BRD was ahead in their kitty...Now I'm not making this up this really happened....It spilled out into the ride home..Once again yeah it was over above mentioned subject...I'm serious...

  One good thing was at least Joey Johnson got a run in last night...I mean we could of beat that team if we were all on wheel chairs...A fitting story I guess as Vinnie Zizzo walked in last night he got hit with a puck to his dome, But more concerning that Wild Wings shirt didn't do him justice...Scotty Rosato got a little emotional to our razzing him after the goal by New Bridge...He claimed his foot got stuck....The floor is smooth...What the hell did he foot get stuck on...A week has passed, And I haven't been able to move on past Nick"shake down"Johnson's blatant lack of class...Jerry Alviti played D last night, And once again I'm not making that up....Jeff Moses returned last night, And didn't stink nearly as much as I thought he would.....That's about as good as it gets from me Jeff....Is it just me, or does George Zeinert talk more on the floor than any person you have met...Still waiting for Ray Nickerson to pick me up to go vote...Walter Maslak obviously doesn't believe in the wrinkle free mode on a dryer....Ray Dow was out last night with an unknown reason....I think he was afraid Patch would make us go out again, And where the hell is Mikey Pasciuto?

 

  I remember a time not to long ago when we would make fun of how every week we play against a team wearing Wild Wings shirts...In fact we had quite a good time with it, And last night there we are taking the floor wearing red Wild Wings shirt...I've seen it all the BRD sold out for a batch of Mango Habanero wings....George Zeinert, And as usual Patch's fault....

  I came under scrutiny for not going to Wild Wings by Patch, John Carey, And Jerry Alviti...I worked a long week, And was tired....Wait why am I explaining myself...None of you are married to me....I would of went if we went to 621....I've now seen it all Nick Johnson is getting married, But I'm not sure it needs to be a 8 month shakedown...Should I expect anything less...I haven't used this in a while, But Nick makes Del look like a class act....Ray Dow was pretty quiet last night..The only time he chimed in was to tell me that I stunk after missing a break away...Scotty Rosato also didn't say much, But I'm concerned with this recent stalking trend going on with Scotty...I guess last Thursday he stalked Hudson at Delta as well...I'm slightly concerned...Walter Maslak has been on a tear lately...I think he's only smoking a pound of weed before hockey instead of a pound and a half...George Zeinert, And Patch appear to be in kahoots, And I believe George is planning a hostile take over of the BRD....Still wondering why Ray Nickerson was offering to drive me to vote Tuesday....Joey Johnson only slightly discussed strategy last night, And to no surprise it didn't work...

  Have we seen the last of Jeff Moses?...India one week...A work function the next week, But in the end it all comes down to the fact that he's whipped....Yeah I said it..This has been the longest two weeks waiting for Ricky Mastropietro return...Reminds me of the Money Pit....

  The one kazoo free zone I go is work, But today at work to my dismay I see Scotty Rosato sneaking around the joint...At first I got nervous until I saw Scotty dodging a few planes like he does that 70 foot dump in that beats him five hole...I need to sit down with Scotty, And get to the bottom of this stalking....If he's interested we can set something up...

  George Zeinert got us sponsored by Wild Wings, And that means we had to go there last night...Should of told them to keep thier $250.......Patch made the call last night, And once again proves his decision making is suspect, But we already knew that....Plus I don't respect the fact your parents tried to shake me down in front of my mouse the other day....Jerry Alviti sustained an apparent injury late in the game last night...It wasnt as brutal as my injury....I feel for Jerry....Not because of the injury, But because of the mockery he is on the floor...Ray Nickerson is all about me voting...I mean if you want me to hold a sign for your wife just ask....No need to drive by my house 30 times a day....Walter Maslak was without Ike last night....Enough said...Isn't Ike dead anyway...Vinnie Zizzo was back at it again last night, And this time hit me with a shot instead of the other way around...Ray Dow was more concerned with an order of Garlic, And pepper wings than winning the game...Can't say I blame him...That might be the only good thing at Wild Wings.....

  The list of inactives last night was long as Nick Johnson was at a Air Supply concert....Jeff Moses is so good that he can take a month off.....John Carey went from working 6 hours a week to working 60...Ricky Mastropietro's brother played for Five O last night maybe we should of signed him at least he shows up...

  It's been brought to my attention that the usually run away from a confrontation, And I mean that in the nicest way possible Nick Johnson went on a choking spree last Thursday as he choked out T.J, And Manny....I'll be honest I cant blame him, But I wonder if this now violent side of Nick has to do with him getting engaged...If he likes choking things wait until he's married for about 6 months and all he's choking is his cock....

  I got to hang out a bit after the game which led to John Carey getting loaded, And livid again...See the impact I have....Since skelator Patch is dying he now stinks....I mean you have limited time left enjoy life...Ray Dow scammed Tommy out of his bread again....Not sure what's worse that Tommy your  gives up food or Ray expects it....Jerry Alviti went to Foxwoods and landed a blouser...Not sure what he expected a bunch of 40 year old to react to that picture...Not sure Jerry knows he's 38...Pretty sure Joey Johnson is still upstairs at Hockeytown waiting for Scotty to give him a ride home...Vinnie Zizzo returned, And still has hands of stone...

 The list of BRD inactives were legnthy....Ray Nicerson was on the campaign trail....George Zeinert was most likely at Wild Wings....Jeff Moses...Who cares....Scotty Rosato is injured, But he will heal...Shit...Mikey Pasciuto was rescuing cats from trees....Walter Maslak got duped into not playing by a pot head, But when u share that you trust them...I lead the team in points, And me, Ray are tied for the team lead in goals shit we're fucked...

 How times have changed..A once young nucleus of the BRD has now been replaced by a bunch of old men..Even young Ricky can't bring the age down...I wonder who the odds on favorite is to keel over, An die first...Probably me...

 Speaking of dying...Patch is trying to shake me down on a refund for Ossipee, And I'm going through all the red tape that's involved in such an action..This could get tied up in the judicial system for years....Ray Dow was all about shaking down Tommy for his food, And went on about bologna, And cheese for way longer than that topic should be discussed...John Carey apparently has a Thursday game pass to any sporting event that Boston has...I think he got a good deal on it...Nick Johnson had some choice words for me...Bad enough he's shaking me down in July, But now he yells at me too...Joey Johnson was quite joyful that Nick yelled at somebody besides him...Ohh the brotherly love is so evident...Ricky Mastropietro returned to the BRD...I guess they were paving the Lincoln School parking lot so he couldn't play in his great league that he's been in....Jerry Alviti is on thin ice once again as Patch expressed that he has no need for him...Then again who does...Jeff Moses hasn't played in quite some time cuz I thought he was in India...Unless India is off of Main Street Saugus then I'd say Jeff is ducking the BRD...Not a bad thing for all involved...Scotty Rosato hurt his knee I guess, And the BRD may have to come to a injury settlement with him...Wishful thinking right...

  It was brought to my attention that the reason Rick Mastropietro is missing in action is because he's partaking in a 3 on 3 league in Hudson Ma....Hmmm whats he playing behind the Lincoln School...This kid stinks....

  There had to be fear in the eyes of the Predators as we took the opening draw with Me, George, And Ray...I was the youngest on the line...That's not a good thing at all.....Nick Johnson scored in his own net, And blamed it on everyone else...I mean I know everybody scores on Scotty Rosato, But even his own team too....John Carey seemed distracted as he worked all sorts of phones after the game...He must be trying to close a deal for that left handed pitcher that's in middle school for his 2021 fantasy team....Patch is alive....I know Barry was concerned.....Mikey Pasciuto is making quite the turnout for a part time player...Mikey can't say no to playing....Ray Dow spent 20 minutes after the game kissing babies, And shaking hands...Such is the life of the mayor....

  Joe Johnson needed a week off...Didnt he take last week off....Jenff Moses is getting accustomed to Curry powder as he heads to India....Have we seen the last of Jeff...I hope so...Jerry Alviti overslept for a 8 pm game....Must be tough being 18....

 After a very trying time for the BRD where Nick Johnson tried to exile the team from exsistence, And mysteriously was absent last night, But Patch with barely a heartbeat to speak of managed to put together a squad...Hats off to the dying man......

  Mikey Pasciuto managed to make the game, And brought along Jay Carrien along with him...At least somebody on this team can bring some guys on board....Jerry Alviti scored last night, Ano I'll be honest I have zero recognition of the goal...I mean not even a faint memory...Ray Dow was livid we had 9 guys...I can assure you he stands alone in this view....Joey Johnson asked me last night have I ever seen a game with no talent..The statement of the night...Scotty Rosato didn't see much action last night, But made a nice glove save, And that might be the first memorable save I remember him making since 2009...I once again saw Ray Nickerson mulling around my neighborhood, And I wonder what his intent is...John Carey was low keyed last night he must have a hangover from the first round of fantasy baseball playoffs....

  I guess Vinnie Zizzo is out for now I'll miss him falling all over the joint....Jeff Moses was off the board last night....What a blow to the BRD.

  After much discussion mostly initiated by Nick Johnson the BRD will not fold...I think the change of stance coinsides with the all likely hood of Patch dying sooner than later...I'll tell you after that first pass up the middle by Nick maybe he should call it quits...

  Joey Johnson was perturbed by a play I made, And it wasn't from this game it was from week 2....Joey reminds me of somebody on his death bed that reflects on life....Scotty Rosato had a shutout in his second game of the night unfortunately we were his first game....Mikey Pasciuto was back for the BRD, And we discussed how sitting in a parking lot is normal, But not to woman...Maybe someday they'll get it....you ever notice after every playoff game John Carey makes about 4 friends from other teams...Which is weird cuz John likes less people than me...I'm assuming Ray Nickerson is on the campaign trail as I write this he would make quite the First Lady I think...Vinnie Zizzo's BRD career could be over, And that would be a huge blow, But at least Hockeytown could lower their liability on their insurance....Jeff Moses played forward, And got upended, And that was the only thing I noticed about Jeff...Ray Dow took blame for two goals, But he missed that he forced Nick to make great pass up the middle...Come on Ray you should always carry a 14 foot stick...Jerry Alviti didn't play...Shit that's why we lost.

  Ricky Mastropietro claims he'll be back full time next season..So he'll be good for 6 games....Me and Rick had a few words so I'm man enough to appologize, But I won't....

  The demise, And near death of one Ricky Mastropietro was greatly misreported...I ask you what can't this man do...I know he can walk on water I've seen this myself, But now he heals broken bones in a mere 36 hours....I think he should use those healing powers on Patch...

  Not much news on Patch, But I'm pretty sure he's gonna die any day now...Maybe that's our way out...So I was doing the +\- and I saw Jerry Alviti...Hmmmm that's news to me....Half the time I don't realize that Vinnie Zizzo is there and he's on my line...Not sure what to make of that...Nick Johnson put down the slush cart, And raced down 95 to make the game the way he looked last night he should of spooned one more cup of lemon slush....Joey Johnson once again was devising strategy....When will this boy get it.....Scotty Rosato played a solid game, But I ask why can't he play just one kazoo free game..Just once...I had the pleasure of being on the bench with Ray Dow at one point, And not sure why Ray takes that chance to tell you his life story....He acts like he just met me....John Carey had the pleasure of driving to the game with me at least he knew he'd make it there and back in one piece...Ray Nickerson was all sorts of fired up last night, And became delusional at one point as he said the team needed my legs wow...

  Jeff Moses is stuck in the midst  of a big stmock scandal...Sonds better than saying he stinks...The playoffs start next week we win it it's over.

 There has been rumors swirling all over the joint about the BRD calling it quits after this season, And those rumors picked up steam as Nick Johnson sees no need to further take the floor... As he informed Jeff Moses, And myself to remember the good times, And Jeff seemed to really enjoy that notion..No real surprise there, But I will say it looked like Nick already folded the team as he watched that guy run right by him as he argued a lob call...All I can say if that was Jeff Nick would of killed him on the spot for disgracing the Dek hockey floor like that...

 Joey Johnson was talking all sorts of zone traps, And all other nonsense, And I.m pretty sure he told Vinnie Zizzo to stop forechecking..Not quite sure I've ever heard somebody suggest that...Scotty Rosato played a sharp second period, And looked poised to guide the BRD to a victory, But then the Kazoo came out, And the rest is history...Ray Dow was back after he managed to refill his asthma medication, And was good to go..I mean he did jog after that kid on the winning goal, But I chalked that up to his asthma medicine wore off....Patch was without John Carey, And looked like Laverne without Shirley....I'll tell you Ive seen Ray Nickerson mulling around my neighborhood way to much for my liking I may have to put a stop to this...

 The BRD was treated by the sheer prescence of Ricky Mastropietro on the bench...I guess he has a broken foot that heals itself on Mondays, And Thursdays to be only be broken on Wednesdays..Sounds like Ray Dow...Johns Carey is the only human to get sick in 90 degree weather...Jerry Alviti after giving me shit about not making a 10 pm game last week cuz I have to work in the morning on Thursdays turns around and promptly misses a 9 pm game...Must have to get ready for his Bridal shower...

  As Patch is on his kids go free trip he's badgered me to write a post....I wasn't there so I'll go on what Patch sent me so this should be good...I guess guess newcomer Jason Carrien took to facebook to say he'd never thought he'd see the day he wore a BRD jersey...I have a limited opinion on this since I am not sure who the hell Jason is....Was the jersey to small to big he didn't like the colors...I mean we can get you a different one...I guess Ricky Mastropietro broke his foot playing beach football...Shit a man of Ricky's rotund build has no buisness being on a beach somebody might try to throw him back in the water...I guess Scotty Rosato drove Joey Johnson to the game..I can only imagine that ride...Scotty probably put a nice clarinet solo on the radio, And Joey was wondering who Scotty was the whole ride....Nobody else played so not much to go on...Nick avoided Patch's call...Ha..Ray Dow is 37 going on 107....Jeff was at his next door neighbors sisters cousins next door neighbor that once said hi to Jeff party...Mikey Pasciuto can't make a 8pm game but he's ready to go at 11pm go figure.....

  We all know Patch stinks as a coach, But at least he brings beer, But last night nothing...Shit I would of taken a Coors Cutter at that point...Patch better watch out shit like that can get you canned before you know it...

  Nick Johnson was not at all pleased with my quick exit last week..I think I need to switch my shift at work we can't have Mr.USA unhappy...Watching Vinnie Zizzo play is like watching the running of the bulls...You never know when somebody is gonna get run over or fall...Maybe it's about time I lay off Jerry Alviti....He's scoring on a weekly basis...The worst part is next time I stay after the game he's going to tell me how each goal he planned, And plotted....John Carey for some reason was devising some sort of strategy on a face off...John must of forgot he was talking to me...Jeff Moses was back at it after trips to Maine family gatherings work Christmas parties in July...U know Jeff is a slighly more mobile Patch...I thought I had heard it all until Joey Johnson complimented me on a goal, And he even looks to pass to me quite often who is this Joey Johnson...I guess the key was getting Nick off the line, And another 3 years for Joey to trust me...Scotty Rosato played a pretty solid game last night, And his GAA is down to 8.43...Not bad if you ask me...Ricky Mastropietro was at least honest with his reason for not playing..Not sure that gets him any points with me, But it was noted....Ray Dow was a no go as well...I think he had a hang nail...Yeah those things can be a bitch...

 The ongoing saga that is Ricky Mastropietro as I think I've seen Haleys Comet more than I've seen him this season....I guess he's now hurt..How did he get injured?...Did he get hurt at the grand opening at an all you can eat buffett?..That would be my guess...

 Since I exited right after the game I'll do my best here...Jerry Alviti has 6 of the worst goals I've ever seen anbody score this season...I mean not even one good one...Vinnie Zizzo scored the game winner last night, And I'm sure after I left he cornered somebody to tell a few stories to...Ray Dow was back after a week out, Or the better part of 15 years you decide...Nick Johnson was sort of tame last night...I guess he had to be after yelling at Tommy last week while we were up 7-1...The game was in question in Nick's mind.....Scotty Rosato had a quick symbol solo, But was able to get his act together...Mikey Pasciuto was back after a few weeks off...I wonder if Mikey enjoys changing diapers that much that he doesn't run out of the house...If he likes it that much I have a few he change....Come to find out Patch has been stalking me at a now scary type level quite honestly...Tommy's father was right he is a creep...I wasn't arould to see Carey get livid, But I'm sure he did...Joey Johnson still continues his dominant play, But funny it's not enough for Nick....Jeff Moses had a work function, And was out last night...Yeah so did I, And I showed up...Jeff may be the biggest stiff I know.

 It's been discussed many a time..When would I move back to D, And last night I gave it a shot with mixed results...I scored a goal, Allowed a goal, And realized on D you run way more than I thought you did..So the jury is still out...

 Jerry Alviti is once again talking of all his greatness, And dating 32 year olds, And you know the song, And dance that goes along with Jerry...Really hasn't changed in the last 5 years...Nick Johnson had a few beers after the game for a second week in a row, But I guess I fired off the queer alarm to early as Nick only plays one night now hence him hanging out after  the game...Vinnie Zizzo once again cornered somebody after the game as this time it was Nick...Zizzo reminds me of the fat girl in the club knowing if she waits long enough somebody will come talk to her...John Carey didn't look to fight anybody last night, And I wasn't happy I much more enjoy the livid Carey over the laid back one...Scotty Rosato, And Joey Johnson appear to be the BRD's version of Thelma, And Louise..Only a matter of time until they drive off a mountain....Patch refused to have a rematch with Tommy..I think I would to if I lost by 6 lenghts to a kid with autism...In fact I'd probably move out of the state...Ricky Mastropietro was a bit away at 7:50, And was a no show..He must be digesting the 14 hamburgers he ate last week....Jeff Moses is in Maine, And retirement seems an option at this point..I hope so for all our sakes...Ray Dow was getting his perscription filled for a new state of the art asthma medicine...

 This week is the 4th all our welcome If I don't see you have a good one....

  So much to talk about, But I'll start with the obvious....Jerry Alviti all but had Ike dead and buried..Now don't blame Jerry it's Facebook that's to blame, But how do you toy with my emotions...Now don't get me wrong I don't have much need for Ike, But don't pass on faulty info that the kid Is dead..Toying with my emotions....A little advice Jerry lay off the weed....

  Ricky Mastropietro made his return to the BRD last night and grabbed a few goals which is par for the course, But how about that display he put on after the game...One would think after 4 hamburgers...6 Hotdogs..A pound and a half of various pasta salads that would be enough, But then he takes a doggie bag home..Impressive to say the least...Nick Johnson has hung around a bit after the games, And I'm concerned...Is Nick queer again?...That's the last time he hung out...John Carey was livid again, And took his jacket off 14 times looking for a beef, But found no takers....Why was Joey Johnson trying to take home 4 hamburger rolls, And 1 hotdog roll last night...Does Joey know you need meat to go into those rolls...Scotty Rosato is now destined to be Joey's chauffer...Can only imagine what the ukulele ride must be like...Ray Dow handles these BBQ's like a spook in Compton during a riot take anything that isn't nailed down he tried to take Me home at one point...Why does Vinnie Zizzo put money in for every BBQ and then eat nothing, And talk Ray Nickerson's ear off...Now onto the main event Tommy and Patch decided it was a good idea to race Patch opened as the heavy favorite, But what I saw was flabbergasting as Tommy looked like American Pharroh in the Belmont as Patch lost by a solid 6 leghnts....Oh yeah Jeff Moses was back....Hooray...

 I've seen quite a few things in my days, And last night this may be up there...So I guess Ricky Mastropietro got home from work late, And that was his reason for his abscense from the game last night...I guess 1:30 is to late either way I guess he spent his night off posting pictures of a puppy on social media...I ask what has happened to this player who was named the big fellow...I hate to say it I think Rickys a bigger stiff than Nick now...

 After the game we had some BBQ food that was prepared by Jerry Alviti, And he did a fine job, But is it just me or was that the worse three goal game you've ever seen?..To all of our delight Nick Johnson graced us with an extended stay last night..I want to thank him it's not often I get to break bread with a legend like Nick...Vinnie Zizzo has got engaged, And my advice is you still have time Vinnie...Run....Funny enough Vinnie used a dog as well..Must be something with kids in their 20"s from Revere....With me not being able to stay out late John Carey is no longer able to drink as for a good portion of the night I didn;t even know he was there..It's a sad day when John isn"t livid....Scotty Rosato wasn't half bad last night I mean he lowered his GAA to 13.00 so he's headed in the right direction...Ray Dow scored three goals last night unfortunately they were all for the other team...Patch is the only person I know on Dialysis that drinks more than me..Well maybe not that bad, But you get the point...Joey Johnson was quickly out the door it's not often that Joey turns down the usual 12 hot dogs and 8 burgers he usually consumes during these BBQ's...

 Jeff Moses was out last night, And right up until I wrote that sentence I had no idea he didn't play...

  Coming off his whirlwind of a week Nick Johnson made his return to the BRD, And I must apologize for our performance...How can you go from playing with the best in the world to be paired up with Jeff Moses on D... I am sorry Nick we'll try harder in your great Speed demon presence....

  Well I guess John Carey is in a stalemate with management over wings, Or steak tips..I feel a black list coming...I must also apologize to Patch as I have to work in the morning, And Ray Dow left as well leaving the poor dying Billy alone with Jerry Alviti...I'm sure Patch knows how great Jerry is in all aspects of life...Jerry acts like we don't know him......As far as I hear it Joey Johnson had quite lets win for the gipper type of speech after the game good thing I was throwing up at how bad we were in the parking lot to witness it...Vinnie Zizzo continues to score weekly, But is now a -9...Whew now thats pretty bad...Now speaking of plus/minus How the hell was Ray Dow a -5.....Just like Zizzo last week that takes some work, But Ray did have a nice salad and pasta meal at 621 so all is ok again...Poor Scotty Rosato...Where to begin?..I'm not sure the philharmonic could duplicate that performance if they tried....Mikey Pasciuto almost didn't play last night once he found out Nick was playing as he deemed himself not worthy to share the same floor...In fact if you ask me they should of cancelled all games and had Nick on the floor by himself...

  Rumot r through town is that Ricky Mastropietro is out cuz the announcer at the tournament called him the big fellow so his feelings are hurt what did he want him to call him the petite fellow...

  So my question here is what was worse Nick Johnson, And Ricky Mastropietro spending 5 days in Pittsburgh to play for team USA..So much for not being able to get time off, Or me watching them play that powerhouse known as India...This subject is up for serious debate....

  Mikey Pasciuto seems to becoming a permanent fixture for the BRD once again unfortunately for him he has to drive Justin around...That's not good business....Jerry Alviti made his return as well, But according to what I saw he played one shift in the third period...Well it sure looked that way to me...Ray Dow also showed about around the third period, And then after the game reprimanded me once again..Patch skimped on the beer since I have to work in the morning...Do you think Patch knows it's ok to drink without me?....Scotty Rosato was sharp for two periods then Ray made an ill advised statement, And next thing I know Scotty's playing the Night Court theme on the Saxaphone....Vinnie Zizzo was a -6 last night I didn't think that was even possible....The Jeff Moses at forward experiment could be over before it started Jeff looked like the goldfish at the end of the Faith No More video.......

  Safe to say we stink, And why the hell did Joey Johnson get suspended...Nobody seems to be able to relay this info to me....

  Bad enough Patch exited early, And I was left to endure Tommy, And his lisp, But I stayed just long enough to watch Ricky Mastropietro, And Mikey Pasciuto tear up the D 2 semis to the tune of four straight goals...Would of been nice to see that at say around 8 not 10:30....Typical...

  Well to nobody's surprise I'm pretty sure Patch is on his way out the door...He deserves it for blowing last nights game for us....It was zero fun with John Carey having to stay sober so he could play at 10...I wasn't happy at all with that...Poor Vinnie Zizzo got put in a cross faced chicken wing by Purcell...I think Zizzo rubbed off some of his spray on tan which led to the outburst....Ray Dow stayed as long as he could, But once he realized it was me,him, And Tommy left Ray screwed...I can't blame him.....You ever notice that when Wild Wings take the floor there's some renewed enthusiasm for Nick Johnson..I'm not saying he puts more effort forth...Well maybe I am...Scotty Rosato did a quick kazoo solo on the Misfits third goal, But overall he played pretty well....Pretty sure he didn't make one save in the shootout...I thought we were home free after Jeff Moses scored the first goal of the game since Jeff scores 2 goals a year...I think the Misfits tried to forfeit after the goal, But were denied...Joey Johnson was there after the game, But he was all over the joint...Under the stairs in the penalty box..You name it Joey was there...I assume he was trying to get in somebody's pants again...

  Pretty sure me, And John Carey had way to good a time watching O.T. From the bench...I wish the hot dog guy came around....

  it seems like forever since the I was able to hang out for a bit after the game, But last night who could explain John Carey's giddiness over this...John wasn't as livid as in the past, But old times for sure Patch had a few cocktails, But wasn't belligerent plus his nose shrunk which isn't good for buisness...Now that I think about it it wasn't anything like old times...

  Nick Johnson, And Ricky Mastropietro went 2-0 last night, And it resulted in a lengthy press conference after the game as the D1 royalty talked about their accomplishments during the night, And as the ever impressive D3 games began they stayed on the floor, And had the inferior D3 scum were forced to play around them...Ray Dow and Joey Johnson got into a slight tiff during the game, And I'm pissed...Did either know that Ray is breathing at 93%, And Joey has paternity suits pending classless on both ends...Mikey Pasciuto is the only firefighter that leaves the Dalmatian and ax behind to play a few games that are smack dab in the middle of his shift...I guess that 4 alarm blaze can wait...Scotty Rosato played as good as I've seen him in awhile, But we are always one yellow ball, Or a kazoo solo away from disaster....Jeff Moses for once didnt get mad at the end of the game when he wasn't on the floor...I can see Jeff's concern...Who in their right mind would put Ricky on the floor over Jeff...I'm with you Jeff on this one...Vinnie Zizzo was playing with rigamortis of the knee...Not really sure what that is, But Zizzo sure played like he had rigamortis of something...

  Wasn't sure what expect when I saw Paul Castonguay, And Jerry Alviti there last night...Jerry manned the grill for 4 people yet Patch, And Carey bought food for 14...Jerry stinks at about everything except working the grill...Why was Paul not standing on the bench...Did he forget that he played for this team forever...I see early signs of dementia there...Tough getting old...I guess Barry isn't happy with me dropping his name on this site so I won't even though I saw Barry at Wild Wings last Monday, And told Barry I wouldn't mention him again so I'll keep my word to Barry...

  You had to feel for Mikey Pasciuto...Not only did he have an ill advised goal celebration, But came off like good old Joey Johnson as he was just shouting things out for the sake of shouting them out...He said he doesn't get out much, And it was obvious last night...Now on to Ray Dow..As I left last night Ray gave me quite the tounge lashing about my new work schedule, But I must say there was no beer left when I left...So as I drove home home I thought about what Ray was saying then it hit me...He's only on the team for probably one more week..So why was he so lived at me?..Well better than him talking about asthma, And life in Maine I guess...

  Who knew kidney failure leads to hallucinations...I didn't know that was the case, But apparently Patch was seeing goals that never happened, And since Patch lost all this weight his beak shrunk as well..Not happy about that at all....Vinnie Zizzo, And myself finished 2, and 3 ind goals on the team, And I was feeling jolly about the accomplishment, But then Vinnie deflated me as he said we finished 2 and 3 by default as we were the only two that played just about every game...As sour as I was it is a very valid point....Did anyone walk away from that conversation with Joey Johnson last night feeling slightly confused..Ray knows what I'm talking about...John Carey appears out of sorts as he has lost his two biggest drink partners as Patch is dying, And I'm a loser, And probably dying too...A non drunk Carey is worse than a non drunk Patch...Is it just me or does Nick Johnson bring his girl to the weirdest games..Of all the games Mean Machine....Scotty Rosato, And Joey Johnson were involved in a conversation of dead end streets, Or something like that...When they mentioned dead ends I thought they were both talking about their life's...Funny coming from a alcoholic,Chubby guy...Wow I have balls...

  I figuered out Ricky Mastropietro's last season missing of games he realized that Nick's record for goals and points in a season was unattainable..Now Ricky can say look I played with Roberto...Who do you think Nick played with when he set those records?...Jeff Moses wasn't thee last night, But who missed him..He may find himself in hot water if the weather I'd Ossipee isn't up to par as he has his 2014th family function of the year so we have to go in December, And all because he made wings, And a rib or two for fat Hudson....

  Well the playoffs begin, And the BRD will be in the thick of it again...Yeak ok one and done isn't so bad....

 It seems like it has been forever since the BRD had the pleasure of fielding a full team that's capable of actually competing, And that is meant as no disrepect to anybody that has played the past few weeks, But it is truly a blessing in disguise, And a thing of beauty when the God's from above smile down on the BRD, And allow us the chance to play with the great Nick Johnson, And Ricky Mastropietro at the same time...Coincidence that the BRD played their best game in two months, Or were these two Dek hockey studs the reason...I'll go with the second choice..

 Was it just me, Or did it feel like the last supper at Wild Wings last night with Patch playing the part of Jesus...It's going to be a shame when we lose poor Billy....John Carey was under scrutiny for his blacklisting of the 621..That John can hold a grudge...I know lone sharks that were more foregiving...Mikey Pasciuto has been a factor late in the season, And maybe we missed the underlying story of it all...We attribute the nice win last night to Nick, And Ricky gracing us with their prescence, But maybe it was Mikey, And not the D1 phenoms...I know we shudder at the thought of such a statement, But sometimes I do tell the truth...Might be the first time since 1998...Vinne Zizzo was out, And about after the game, And that's like seeing a solar eclipse...Jeff Moses was a bit livid at being pulled at crunch time last night..Is it just me, Or everytime Jeff gets pulled he gets all emotional...At least you got pulled for Ray I got pulled for Tommy...Twice in the same game...Speaking of Ray..I guess Ray thinks he lives in Maine, And he had to get to stop and shop by 8 before it closed...Well I guess that he left isn't so bad at least it spared us from hearing the trial, And tribulations of Ray Dow....Joey Johnson somewhat complimented me, And gave me what seemed like an hour and a half speech about forechecking on the bench...He should of been talking about foreskin..At least I can relate to that...Scotty Rosato came over for a few beers after the game, And prefers the freindly confines of Hockeytown for after the game festivities..The confines are friendly to drink for Scotty, But when he's on the floor it's like he's aboard the USS Arizona....Getting hit from all angles, And no way to stop the bleeding....

 I need to get Thursday off again..I can't look myself in the mirror knowing Jeff was there later than me, And leaving Mikey as the last man standing is unacceptable on my part...I stink...

  We all know why I play hockey, And it's obvious to all who have been paying attention....It's for the booze, But work has forced me to cut my drinking short after the game....I feel ashamed to leave behind Ray Dow, And Joey Johnson with Bud's their hands...I apologize for my blatant disrespect last night...

  John Carey enjoyed his ride in my new car maybe a little to much, And it appears him, And Patch's union may be over...Scotty Rosato wasn't the worst player on the floor last night...Not that's saying much, But it a step in the right direction....Jeff Moses returned from his 3 week hiatus, And wasn't the disaster I was hoping for....Vinnie Zizzo touched base on a various assortment of topics like Vegas...Swimming pools, And a few more...He made his presence felt...Now on the floor...Well that's a whole different story....Ray Dow has played quite a few games this year which is slighlty surprising since at any given time Ray can break a hip.....stub a toe...get a paper cut..Whatever ailment he can find....Ricky Mastropietro returned from his stint in the Swedish Elite league, Or the woman let him out...It's one or the other.....Mikey Pasciuto has trekked from Billerica the last three weeks...I admire the dedication, But my question is why?..We stink....Between Joey Johnson, And Nick I should open a travel agency...These Johnson boys like to travel...Tough being all world like those 2....

  My condolences go out to Nick, And Joey on their loss...

  All is right with the world the BRD is bad, And Patch is on his death bed....

  To quote the great fat Duke circa 2000 when the BRD were playing tournaments, And he was all lubed up wondering why nobody was still drinking at 4 am....That statement rings true some 15 years later as the once over crowded roster of the BRD is no more...Does anybody remember when we once had three lines one season?...Now we barely have 3 player...Like the Duke ended his drunken rant that night....It's over...

 Still trying to locate Ricky Mastropietro...Did he fall off his cleanse, And now is the size of Duke, Or is he just all whipped up...I'll go with the second choice on this one...MIA as well is Nick Johnson...Who I guess is a devoted boyfriend to his ailing girlfriend..What a sweet man...I'm sure Nick kept a close eye on her from Pennsylvania this past weekend during the tournament...What did he bring binoculars....If now having those two stiffs wasn't big enough now Joey Johnson was out this week as well...Who the hell knows where that kid was...All we can hope for is that he comes back clapping next week....It's a very busy time of the year for John Carey as he just wrapped up his 1,342nd fantasy baseball draft, And can return to focusing on hockey...If anybody saw Vinnie Zizzo's face when he realized we had 6 guys was priceless...He looked more clueless than usual....Pretty sure Ray Dow was telling me he had bIke pedals in his living room, Or a full bike not sure which one...I thought maybe he robbed a Redline off some young tIke.....Scotty Rosato has been quick to screw after the games...I think I like Scotty better single...In fact I like everyone better single that includes myself....Patch has let the BRD slde dramatically...I think it has to do with him dying...If Patch looked bad before what's he look like now...I felt like I was watching night of the living dead....Is there any reason why Tommy Butera, And myself were on a 2 on one....Pretty much any goalies nightmare...Mikey Pasciuto has made two games in a row, And seems poised to be a factor down the stretch as well as a factor with the booze last night if Patch didn't rush us out....

 Even if you don't play next week I'd advise you to come watch the game as Jeff Moses will return after 3 weeks off..Now this should be a pay per view event....Patch is working the phone lines, Or the bottom of the All-Time leaders trying to add some players, And is close to adding Jerry Alviti....Really..Might be time to hang that phone up Patch...

 In search of players Coach Patch went on the BRD All-time leaders page, And bypassed the Mike D'Amico's, And Tim McPherson's of the world, And looked for the players that best fitted the direction the BRD was going in, And landed a few players with 4 total points combined..Now that's GM of the year shit right there....

 The on going theme with the BRD seems to be people are on their last legs, And on the way out the door....As we all know Patch is maybe minutes if not seconds away from dying, And add Ray Dow to the list...After a brief conversation with Ray last night seems like he's on borrowed time as well...I say just get it over with so I can move on...Vinnie Zizzo was a robust -5 last night, But I can understand playing forward all season then playing D is difficult...It forced Mikey Pasciuto to make a switch with poor Vinnie...I mean it was 6-1 at that point, But it was a good idea....Mikey was a day late, And a buck short....John Carey was still harboring some ill feelings about the forfeit last week...This Carey guy holds a grudge better than anybody I have seen...If John finds solace in the fact that we got our doors blown off last night  because of the lay off I guess we'll go with that...Scotty Rosato appeared to be playing on a field of Banana peels last night...Best way to put it...Joey Johnson liked my defensive strategy after the first period...Funny coming from me who doesn't play a lick of D...Obviously that rubbed off on Joe since he didn't play much either...

  Once one of the most reliable players Ricky Mastropietro is now missing in action...Must be one hell of a Furniture shopping trip....Jeff Moses wasn't there last night either...Maybe that's why we lost....I'll give Nick Johnson a flier for last night...I guess his woman had surgery, But it doesnt take away the fact the I have no real need for Nick....

  Well we stink, And this time I really mean it....Oh well life goes on..Well except for Patch, And Ray... 

 The on going theme of this post in recent weeks seems to be the MIA status of the golden boy of Hockeytown Ricky Mastropietro....Week after week there is some story, But I figured it out....You move in with the woman, And things like this happen...Just look at our beloved Nick Johnson for a stint this season, But in the end at some point you realize playing hockey is way more relaxing, And quiet than staying at home with the woman....So we'll just have to be patient...Eventually Ricky will get off the couch take his feety pajamas off....Put the popcorn down....Shut off the Lifetime movie starring Meredith Baxter Birney, And return....

 I might not speak for all, But I perfer John Carey loaded...He just brings nothing to the table sober...Then again neither do I ......Mark last night down on the calendar, But I stood up for Joey Johnson...Doesn't happen often, And may never happen again so relish the moment Joey...I think deep down I thought if I backed Joey he would start clapping again...Carmen Fuccillo was a little frustrated with his play last night...I didn't have the heart to tell him it looked like he traded his stick in for a rubber mallet....Patch is the only stat keeper who has no recollection of anything that happens during the play...He better watch his step Duke is monitering his every move...It took Vinnie Zizzo two and a half periods to go crashing to the floor, And the ref saw it as a trip..He don't know Zizzo that well obviously....In a surprise move Nick Johnson yelled at only Joey last night, But that's usually a given...I guess Team USA taught him how to be a good teammate...We can dream can't we...Scotty Rosato turned in his best performance in awhile....I think he felt he was on the hot seat, But we have nobody to replace Scotty with, And even if we did I seriously doubt they can handle the kazoo like Scotty...That's a requirement to be the BRD goalie...Jeff Moses is playing with extreme confidence right now, But Jeff will have 3 weeks off...So when he returns we all know what we'll get...It was fun while it lasted....At least I'll be able to say Jeff stinks again...

 Ray Dow was out with yet another injury....I think it was called 10:30itis...That's a safe bet there...Does anybody but me thinks it's bad that Tommy has more power play goals than me this season....Ok good I'm not the only one.

  If you have a conversation with Ray Dow, And Jeff Moses each Wednesday night it's hard to figure why either plays hockey...Ray has more ailments than my Grandmother and she has been dead for 20 years...Jeff needs not 10 guys to play he wants 22, And as I sat there thinking about it it came to me...Both are there for the socializing after the game...Jeff stays almost the whole night which is surprising since when he played cards at my house he would leave mid hand, And Ray was always one to hang out, But to leave the safe confines of Hockeytown is also a bit surprising...With all that I said I must admit I'm in the same boat as those two...

  Now I always thought I was the most perfect person in the world, But I've found a worthy adversary in the form of John Carey...He makes the best bbq,the best plays,the best fantasy teams, And whatever else comes to mind...John may have to be blacklisted again...There's only room for one know it all on the team, And that's me...Nick Johnson basically yelled at everybody last night..No real surprise there, And we're still waiting for him at Wild Wings....He's slowly getting his stiff status back....Joey Johnson paid Patch with a two dollar bill,3 one dollar coins, And a roll of nickels, And still came up short...Vinnie Zizzo couldn't attend Wild Wings I guess that's the type of place you need a three piece suit on to be allowed in....Carmen Fuccillo ran all the way down the train tracks to make the game now that's dedication...Patch is half the man well teenage girl he used to be as he wraps us early every time we're out...It has to be that huge German Shepard beak he now sports....

  I guess Scotty Rosato suffered a pretty good knee injury, And I feel bad because in secret I hoped for such a thing just never thought it would happen....Ricky Mastropietro missed another game I guess he was furniture shopping...I guess furniture stores are only open from 7-8 on Wednesdays, And if he didn't get there in time the 234 different sofas that Bernie and Phyls have would of been sold out, And he would of had to use milk crates as a couch...I like the move...

  Ray Dow offered Patch his kidney in a nice gesture, But I have news for you I wouldn't offer Patch shit, And if you think about it do you really want any of my organs?

  As we all know Ricky Mastropietro was not present last night at the game...I guess he told Patch he had something to do so I ask you what is it that you have to do on a Wednesday night at 9..Was there a mall opening, And so why wasn't Nick invited...Did Ricky as Patch would put it have a time to attend?...Was there an autograph signing, And once again why wouldn't NIck be there as well...Did Ricky deliver a baby in the back of a taxi cab....Just so many questions, And no answers...After the BRD dominated it left many wondering Ricky who...

  Vinnie Zizzo has been on a tear as of late, But more importantly what does he do for work...I thought he was in the dry cleaning busines, But last night talked about hooking a system up at his girls house...What system is anybody's guess...Muse be some dry cleaners he runs....John Carey was all about standing behind his boycott of 621, And seemed really interested in a trip to Kowloons...Maybe since he plays three nights a week now he thinks maybe he can get his picture on the wall between Nick and RIcky's picture...We may of finally found Jeff Moses's rightful position...Jeff was like a freight train playing the Vinnie Zizzo style...We figure Jeff stinks at D so I assume give it a few weeks he'll stink at forward too....Scotty Rosato has been pretty solid the last few weeks, But each week features a 78 foot shot that almost goes in, And one kazoo moment..At least it keeps us entertained....Carmen Fuccillo has managed to right the MBTA, And has been to the last two games, And come to think of it it may be the first game that I can remember that Carmen wasn't almost in a fight...Mikey Pasciuto returned for the BRD, And had some black debris on his forehead...I thought he just got out of fighting a fire and had some soot on his forehead, But then I remembered that it was ash Wednesday..Something tells me that Mikey may of been the only one inside the church under the age of 80....Patch, And Nick made a bad call in puttin Tommy on the floor late in the game...I think Patch's new beard may be clouding his judgement, And is it just me or has his nose grown for some reason....Dis anybody but me overhear NIck Johnoon, And Ray Dow talking all sorts of defensive strategy at the point...I guess its better than hearing about slush, And asthma medication...I looked forward to Joey Johnson singing, And clapping and shit, But as quickly as it came it's now gone...That's to bad...I'll tell you one thing Tommy Butera better step up his game or he's out...No sucking on dicks for him....

  In the last month or so the BRD has been forced to throw out a bunch of stiffs as a lineup, And has lacked any D1 star power so in turn I forgot how great the conversations can be when you get D1 royalty,people who think their D1, And people that have no business being part of that conversation yet somehow finagle their way in, And as you might of guessed by now front and center of it all was Ricky Mastropietro,And Nick Johnson who surprisingly didn't have a curfew last night....Listening to them talking about  trying out for teams endorsements, And congratulating themselves about all their great Dek hockey accomplishments makes me feel so much better about myself today, And I'm a non running alchoholic..So you gotta wonder how they should feel...

 John Carey got loaded, And got into it with Ray Dow about something to do with Steak tips I think...This went back and forth until Ray had to go to CVS to pick up his prescription, And John had a Whopper to grab...I'm still not sure what wing John was playing last night...Joey Johnson has been playing really well as of late, But with each week as his confidence builds so does his non stop talking on the bench...I'll be honest I left last night with a pretty good headache...Jeff Moses tends to know a lot about pantyhose...All my suspicions  could be realized...Borrow a pair of my wife's panyhose...What woman wears pantyhose..What is my wife 65?..Next time Jeff watch your mouth...Carmen Fuccillo was yelling about Ricky stealing the ball off his stick...If this is the case I like the move...Who would you want with the ball on their stick...Scotty Rosato was talking about 621 being to far for him...Not really sure if a mile down Rt.1 is far, But this is coming from a man that once blamed the color of the ball for a poor effort...As I hear it Patch may we'll be on his way out the door...I stand by what I said...Screw dialysis and just go into the light, And get cremated I really don't have time for a funeral right now....Vinnie Zizzo has been on a goal scoring tear as of late, But you have to love watching him play...It looks like an abortion gone horribly wrong...I find the fact that Tommy Butera has played 5 shifts, But manages to be a minus 5, And he scored 2 goals...We all know what this kid sucks....

  As we all know John Carey after a few beers can get quite livid at certain things, But last night as we were watching the recap of a great Super Bowl win by the New England Patriots the sound to the TV's were cut off...This led to John being irate, And yelling about it the whole ride home, And swearing to never step foot in the 621 again....I hear him, But I do enjoy their steak tips although I could of used my French Onion soup...Maybe John has a point after all....

 Ricky Mastropietro, And Ray Dow appeared to be on a little date at 621, Or at the least had a plan already set in motion as they sat all snug in their booth they ordered a few appetizers to split.....I guess the rest of us didn't need any...We all saw what happened when I tried to order something extra...I will say they are quite the couple with Ray and his asthma, And Ricky being a pro Dek hockey player it just seems to be the perfect match....Nick Johnson returned after a three week hiatus, And had the opportunity to come to 621 since his woman was out, But chose not to...My guess is Nick went home and sat in front of the door waiting like a dog waiting for his owner to come home....Scotty Rosato was lucky enough to drive Joey Johnson home...I could only imagine that ride...I'd rather walk...Vinnie Zizzo has been a non factor after the game, And usually I would question such a move, But after driving Patch, And Carey the last two weeks Vinnie may be on to something...Speaking of Patch you live in New England, And guess what it snows so get in your car and act like a 40 year old man and drive...What a sump...

 Jeff Moses was guilty of what he's accused many players of the last few weeks and that is not showing up...I guess he was sick...If memory serves me correctly I am pretty sure Jeff misses the week after the Super Bowl every year...Not that he was missed or anything like that...Carmen Fuccillo may work for the MBTA because he loves to update the train schedules to Patch every week...By the way what does Carmen do for work?

  Is Paul Castonguay alive or is he still ducking Jeff?....Why does Patch keeping asking Jerry Alviti to play?...I wish somebody could answer this for me.

 Now I always knew Nick Johnson was a stiff, But now I didn't realize until I woke up today I think I want to fight him...Once everybody's idol to a full blown stiff...One week he's prepping for a tournament the next week he's sleeping the other week he's plowing...Must be hard dropping that plow...So just to let all know that when I see Nick in most likely a month from now there maybe some fist a cuffs.....Sorry Jeff...

 Nice of Ricky Mastropietro to show up all be it in the second period...I guess he got caught in Malden traffic...Where did he get caught?...Did Lyndon Byers host a party at Kai's...Did Star Market run a two for one deal, Or is the registry back in business...Another Doozy....Ray Dow kept me up to date on his ever changing asthma medicaction....I thank him for that...Patch was back at it, And swindled a ride off me...I guess his car stinks in the snow...As well as his last car did as well...So one would say wouldn't you buy a different car the second time around...John Carey took a scenic walk during the height of the snow storm...Something tells me it was like the last scene from It's a wonderful life....Vinnie Zizzo returned as well all be it with much less fanfare than Patch....To set the record straight I'm still not happy with Zizzo not being there last week...Not cuz the way he plays....We can all do without that, But I could of used a rest...Jeff Moses is trying to line up a trip to his house in Maine next summer...I've been hearing this song, And dance long enough to be honest...Also if we don't have 8 guys next week Jeff is leaving...When I heard this I must say I got a little Jolly...Scotty Rosato is one of the most reliable goalies up there unfortunately that's all he is...Anybody see that goal Franky scored...Didn't it look like he used the buttend of the stick and look like he was taking a pool shot...

  Carmen Fuccillo was driving the Park St train on the Redline....Patch keeps calling Jerry Alviti yet nobody knows why....Jerry has more stories than Walt Disney....Paul Castonguay, And Bobby Haas are non factors at this point....

 As the BRD has struggled some teams have taken the opportunity to run the score up a bit....Not something that is easily forgotten.....

 I guess Joey Johnson believes he tried, And the other four idiots out there last night didn't, But as I had a chance to digest the comments I realized we were just following the game plan Joey established before the game last night...Blame us for listening to him, But I'll let you know up until now I never gave it a second thought...If Joey keeps it up we'll send Tommy after him as long as he has the gorilla at the zoo face on...

 As you know by now Patch is just about on his way out the door, And I had sympath, But after he set us up last night I might sneak into his house tonight, And smother him with a pillow I only fear that Jeff will beat me there....In all serious we all wish Patch a quick recover, But the advice I will give is drink until the kidney falls out...I think that is sound advice...

 Now I originally felt bad when Nick Johnson was stranded in Atlanta for the better part of 6 hours...After his two week hiatus the only thing I regret is that he didn't get stranded for 6 days not 6 hours...What a stiff, And Ricky Mastropietro sat out due to as I hear it because he has a big tournament this weekend...Now I thought Ricky was better than that...That's a Nick move?.Not a Ricky move...No good D1 stars all the same....

 John Carey took a seat in favor of Tommy last night...Now this is all surprising as Mr.Carey claims to run 2000 miles a week...Not last night...Jeff Moses is hard at work on the bar schedule, And nobody is really sure that Jeff is alive after last night...Scotty Rosato kept the BRD in the game for the most part of the game....Don't get me wrong there was a quick kazoo solo, And Scotty informed me that he is off the day after the Super Bowl...Maybe he can stay awake this time for a big game....Ray Dow was duped like the rest of us into believing we had more than 5 guys the good thing was I wasn't on the bench with Ray, And had no time to review his medical charts with him...I guess there is always next week...

 The list of inactives were extensive again...I already covered those two Dek hockey pros Ricky, And Nick....Jerry Alviti was supposed to play so I hear, But wasn't there...That's the last time I allow Lori to go into work on her day off to cut his hair....Vinnie Zizzo was sick...Yet Patch mentioned none of this...Carmen Fuccillo was also supposed to play, But I suppose his father needed his car back...Paul Castonguay has been reinsured, And that may be it for Paul....

 Tough loss we should of deflated the balls.....

 Make no mistake about it I have no need for Patch either way, But the loaded up on Budweiser laced with Jack Daniels Patch is way more entertaining....Last night he sat there and stared at me, And John as we consumed some beverages after the game like we were killing somebody....There was no Burger King talk...No Two Broke Girls to speak of...In fact Patch was a sump...Next time you hit the wagon stay home...I don't want to see your stupid looking face sober ever again...

 Rumor through town is that Ricky Mastropietro, And Nick Johnson's life long dream has been realized as they are to be added to team USA's roster....Its been a long road for these two, And life as a pro isn't easy...Watch ESPN's 30 on 30 on Friday night for the whole story....Joey Johnson has dropped the clapping, And Bonnie Tyler seems to be a thing of the past...That's good for Joey as I feared he was close to becoming Taylor Dayne next.....Ray Dow returned after a few week hiatus, And didn't quite hang around long enough to enlighten me with any Ray Dow stories...That was a good thing...John Carey is trying to become relevant in the prestigious Dek hockey community as he is playing 3 nights a week now...To say I'm shocked, And appalled as well as dissapointed would be an understatement....As I write that Jeff Moses is trying to become irrelevant in the same community that John aspires to be part of, Not that Jeff could ever be relevant...Jeff hatched a plan to can hockey, And put a schedule together of different bars to frequent on Wednesday nights...I like the idea unfortunately it would only be me, And Jeff attending.....Vinnie Zizzo has been rather quiet lately....I assume that Timmy took him minature golfing...Scotty Rosato has been the backbone of the team for as long as I can remember, But to play Saturday night during one of the best Pats game I have ever seen is unacceptable...I shouldn't be surprised as we all recall the falling asleep in Ossipee during the B's playoff game...Carmen Fuccillo was back, And wasted no time starting trouble with the one guy that doesn't bother anyone, But Carmen swears he was slashed repeatedly...My question is how can you be slashed 642 times per game....To much tanning I think has distorted his brain....

 The BRD list of inactives remains large as Nick Johnson has now become a match up player, Or maybe he's just whipped...Have a kid or two and tell me how much you want to stay in...Mikey Pasciuto is still going out like Michael Keaton in Mr. Mom...Bobby Haas may well be joining the Celtics...After all those bad trades they made it wouldnt surprise me....Paul Castonguay...Really who knows...Maybe he has turned into Jay Rich, And is ducking people because he owes them yards...Jerry Alviti is to busy trying to pick up 21 year olds, And like they say in The Weeding Singer "Nobody wants to see a 40 year old hitting on chicks"

 With a cold night most members of the BRD chose to forgo the 621 trip, And that led to me having to go home and sit with my family...I guess you don't get it Wednesday night is my night out...Away from it all..Jeff gets it, And where does the blame go to nobody other than Bill Patch...I guess he had a toe injury...I mean he has one God damn toe what would happen if he lost the last one he possesses...Nothing that's what would happen...One thing about Patch when it comes to BRD outings outside of Hockeytown he is a flat out ball buster so I blame him for me at home....

 Nick Johnson returned from Florida after 32 hours in the Atlanta airport....I told him the timing was wrong, But Nick assured me once they saw his name all would be ok I guess he was wrong....there is nothing better than having three D1 players on the roster, But what is even better is on s night like this all they do is yell at each other...Ricky Mastropietro was cold! and played that way...Joey Johnson played very good..Maybe we just tell Joey its 10 degrees every week something tells me he'll believe us even in August....I am pretty sure I have never seen somebody have as many chances as Jeff Moses had tonight...It just solidifies the fact that he stinks.....Vinnie Zizzo wasn't a fan of the weather, And after a brief conversation with him before the game he may be the next Kennedy's of Revere as he had a whole lot of talk about "The Family"...John Carey entertained the thought of swinging by Patch's house, And sitting on his bed with him after the game...Maybe we could of talked about his slippers he got at Kohls....Scotty Rosato stopped 3 out of 6 shots not a bad night for Mr.Clark.

 The BRD inactive list was huge, And for various reasons...Bobby Haas worked O.T. I think or was it the 10 degree weather...Ray Dow is hurt or was it the 10 degree weather....Jerry Alviti had to work or was it the 10 degree weather...Carmen Fuccillo is in Paris or was it the 10 degree weather....Paul Castonguay had a conference call with the Fighting Irish or was it the 10 degree weather...No he really had a conference call....

 Well we stink once again no surprise here..For the love of Christ I'm second on the team in goals....You see where im headed with this...Thanks Patch....

 Every week I take something new away from our weekly games, But last night I took three things out of it....The first is don't start a conversation with Ray Dow because there is no way of getting away from it once it starts....Two...Patch is a bigger moron than I originally thought as he now takes his jersey advice from Tommy...Talk about the blind leading the blind..Wow, And third...I think we stink again, But I'm sure you already knew that....

 As bad as all I wrote above was it Wasn't as painful as hearing Nick Johnson, And Jeff Moses talk about all these holiday parties they have...Now it may be just me, But it just seems wierd that a bunch of guys in their early thirties get together, And sip egg nog while wearing a wreath, Or candy cane sweater....Has to be a Saugus thing....Artie T. must of been good to Joey Johnson as he had a sharp new haircut,sneakers,new sticks, And paid off his debt...The only thing was Joey wasn't clapping...That's the highlight of the night usually....John Carey has been livid again, And it seems his life is all about onion rings, And fries....I knew being in kahoots with Patch would lead to such a deviant lifestyle....Vinnie Zizzo was a tad bit quiet last night...I think that he was afraid that if he talked and tried to play he would kill himself...I think it was the right move....Ricky Mastropietro seemed all jolly about food again....As excited as he gets about food something tells me that I'm gonna show to hockey one week, And see him the size of BRD legend the Duke...Bobby Haas was crashing the net all night, And having quite the jolly conversation in the face off circle with the Killer B's center....Maybe if Bobby spent more time trying to win the draw instead of making dinner plans he may of won at least 5% of his draws....Mikey Pasciuto made his one game a month last night, And had the little one...As nice as it was to see his daughter it robbed me of some Mikey commentary after the game...Woman are trouble no matter what age they are....

 Paul Castonguay was a no go....I guess he's resting for his Fighting Irish game tonight...We all know where his allegiance is....Carmen Fuccillo was back from traveling the world, And was promptly a healthy scratch...Carmen should know by now that Patch is ruthless, And is making his decisions with the assistance of Tommy....Scotty Rosato was out with a back issue, And was nice of enough to get us the services of Steve Taddonio....Unfortunately he also provided Steve with a kazoo that Steve waited until the third period to kick into a nice solo...

 Since I won't see anybody for three weeks which really isnt a bad thing....I wish all a Merry Christmas, And a Happy New Year...

 Ray how big is the eight game of the season?...Obviously bigger than I thought......

 When the BRD added Ricky Mastropietro to the team all were excited, And Ricky was all jolly himself as he got accustomed to his new team, But last night he was Mr. D1 Nick Johnson...If you passed he got mad...If you shot he got mad...If your shoe was untied he got mad...I thought Nick was there last night minus the fact that Ricky isn't gay....I'm thinking maybe he's upset that he has to wait a whole year for Thanksgiving again so we'll let this one slide....

 Not sure what was worse after the game last night Patch, And John Carey not throwing down, Or John, And Ray Dow covering all the bases from 1995-present...They covered the cadet league days to their love life...I'm most mad that during this I had to listen to Patch ramble on for a half hour...Vinnie Zizzo had one of those games where you want to yell at him, But when you look at him he looks like a sad puppy so you just let it go....Bobby Haas may be playing to much basketball because everytime he touched the ball he took a step back as though he was looking for a Paul Pierce fade away...Scotty Rosato pulled in next to me last week, And I noticed he had dice hanging from his mirror...I thought Cheech, And Chong was in the car...We all like to live in the past..See Ray, And John above, But dice that isn't even 1995 that's more like 1985...

 The list of no shows was quite long again...Nick Johnson had a Christmas party so I hear....Now that Nick has a girlfriend he's still queer just in a different way...I prefer the other gay Nick.....Joey Johnson was out, And I believe he was captured in Saigon....Paul Castonguay was out as he's getting a pacemaker put in...Jeff Moses was sour over Patch's text...Not sure why Jeff was mad he wasn't playing with 4 forwards like me....I'm sure Jeff will go on about his personal life, And this that, And the other thing, And as usual nobody will listen...Because who in their right mind would listen to Jeff...Jerry Alviti is a non factor at this point...Even when he doesn't play he has the same effect as when he does play....

 What is Tommy Butera's personal grudge against the Killer B's? He was all fired up....Was it just me, Or was that 5 page text page sent sound like he was referring to Jesus Christ as he spoke of sacrifice, And suffering...What the hell is wrong with that kid...Well I know I'm just no Dr. has caught it yet...Talk to Joey im sure he could refer you...

 I've read extensively about it, But I never thought I would have to chance to actually travel the trail myself, But last night I traveled that trail a good six times, And it was all courtesy of Joey Johnson...Thanks for fulfilling a dream...I knew Joey was good for something....

 Bobby Haas was a factor after the game, And realized why I have so much to write every week, But along the way he forgot that he had a family gathering last night...That's what happens when you factor booze, And the trail all together....To my dismay it wasn't Patch that cut off the booze it was John Carey....John's return to floor has made him livid again...If my defensive partner was Jeff I'd be livid too...Patch has a Thanksgiving dinner lined up for a 11 in the morning..Who eats bird that early...The once proud Kennedy's of Revere have now just become lazy...A sad sad day when this is what Camelot has become....Scotty Rosato was out the door again...I think I liked single Scotty better....Vinnie Zizzo bought the beer, And left as much as I like the move Patch may have to take the rotund little fellow off the list....Jeff Moses also screwed right away as he had to brime a turkey, Or something along those lines...I wonder if he wears a sweet apron while he serves dinner....Nick Johnson had to meet his girl at some Everett eatery, And has fully become non gay anymore...I've decided he isn't gay...He's been with her to long for it to be a charade...Once again I like the single gay Nick better...Ricky Mastropietro almost ran out the door...I assume he had to go home, And polish up his knife and fork....The next time we see Ricky all that weight he lost may be put back on as he's like a kid on Christmas morning waiting for the turkey to come out of the oven...Paul Castonguay was limited to end of the bench at the end of the game which was baffling since Paul has been one of the better forwards for us the last few games....I'm sure Paul could of been home beating Call of duty for the 122nd time....Ray Dow didn't play, But showed up...As much as I like the move you have to wonder if Ray had something better to do at his house...i guess not...

 Jerry Alviti claims he'lol be back next week.....Ohh lucky us....

 I remember the night before Thanksgiving staggering in the door at 330 in the morning....Now I still stagger in the door it was just at 1030...What a bunch of losers.....Have a Good Thanksgiving to all.....

 Now you have to love Joey Johnson for so many reasons, But last night he broke out a saying that I haven't heard in years.."Getting into her pants"...I felt like I was on the set of Sixteen Candles...All that was missing was the Donger...For our purposes Tommy can play that role....Now I won't go into detail, But those there can appreciate it....

 John Carey returned, But him as well as myself weren't thinking as we both purchased Bauer sticks...John had his last night, And mine is on the way....The real problem here is we played into this nonsense that these two stiffs Ricky, And Nick are endorsed by...What the hell were we thinking....Reading Patch's score sheet is like reading Latin...How can Nick have 7 different numbers during the course of the game, And better yet how can one play be a plus 3 on one goal...I think those two days of work are killing him...Either that or the rerelease of My Little Pony Has him occupied......Was it me, or did Ricky Mastropietro sound like big bad Billy Hudson with his assessment of ThanksgivinG..Not sure that's a good thing for Ricky..As long as he doesn't say he's a squash hawk he may be ok....Another week and another beef for Nick Johnson...How can a man that has so much at the tips of his fingers be so livid all the time...This time he yelled at Joey...Joey was clapping and shit leave him alone....After all this time we found Paul Castonguay's calling, And its playing forward...No need to worry about stopping anybody even though when he played D it appeared that was at times, And Paul gave his best John Madden when he told me, And Bobby to try and get open...Pretty sure that's what we were doing...Well at least Bobby was...Speaking of Bobby Haas it's to bad we only have him for one more period this season as Bobby has to return to the hardwood to assume his Mike Bibby role.....Scotty Rosato made about 5 huge saves early on, And it's a shame he used up all his talent in the first 5 minutes.....Vinnie Zizzo scored the goal of the season as it only took him 71 whacks in front to score his goal...What a piece of work...Jeff Moses is your true family man as he's hosting Thanksgiving at his house....He was yelling about turkeys almost at the level of Duke would....To host it seems like a lot of work that's why you have parents....I almost forgot Jeff has a house, And two kids....

 Ray Dow was out last night as he was trying a new experimental asthma treatment...I hope it works...Carmen Fuccillo is still in NYC...That's one hell of a training class...Jerry Alviti had to manage the bar last night ala Sam Malone, And if I could I would thank that bar for schedu him on Wednesday's....George Zeinart almost made his BRD debut, But had to work...Maybe it's just me, But how come I think nobody up Hockeytown works....Rumor is Mikey Pasciuto will grace us next week with an appearance...I would like to catch up on some current events...

 Some might say I'm a know it all...Well not some most will, But I hate to say I told you so....I guess all those jokes I made of endorsements is for real the D1 phenoms are in fact really going to be endorsed by Bauer...Right along side Patrick Kane and so on...This information was vital to me..Nick knew what was coming, And seemed a bit content with it, But Ricky threw a tirade at me yelling about Christmas sticks...changing my shift, And so on...See the problem here is, And this may surprise you but I enjoy the booze so to have the whole day off and wait and not get into the booze is difficult if we played at 11 in the morning I would be ok..Even as I write this I'm getting a little parched, But with this big endorsement deal coming in maybe you can rid me of the Christmas stick...I ask does it get any bigger than these two in the Dek Hockey community?

 John Carey continues to nurse his Paul Castonguay type injury, And is now going on a three week stint with this stunt, And has done nothing but cause turmoil on his time behind the bench, And tried to let Tommy loose last night....Patch shook me down for booze last night, And wanted more for the game, And he thinks I forgot that he owes me 10 for a card...I never forget money, Or booze...Two things I live by....Nick was back, And Jeff Moses was all chipper last night...Coincidence I think not...Do you think Jeff is mad that Nick has a girlfriend?.....In the past few weeks Scotty Rosato has been a quick exit, And I believe he has a night job as a Duece Bigalow type escort...You see the resemblance....Vinnie Zizzo screwed right after the game as well I think he was feeling the effects of that vicious hit he administered to himself...Bobby Haas put down the basketball, And left his 4 minutes of OT behind to make his debut for the BRD, And wrapped it up with about 4 minutes to go in the game to get into the booze...It's to bad that may be the first and last time we see Bobby...Just when I thought Ray Dow had put his stick repair business behind he popped up last night with my broken stick offering his services...I mean he wants me to buy a blade that is 55, And a new stick is 60 so not sure where to go with that...Joey Johnson was back, And appears to have put his dispute with Patch aside...I'll bet a years salary that Joey has no recollection of that night...Gotta love him...

 Carmen Fuccillo is still traveling the world for work...How have we made it through with out Carmen..Well at least I have had the chance to play a little...Not sure that's a good thing...Patch is trying to shake down Tommy...I'll be honest I like it...Here's a funny fact when I update the site I use my ipad, And it auto completes two players name, And only them two...I'll give you one guess...That's right Ricky, And Nick...Shit even Steve Jobs knew they were big time...

 It's been brought to my attention that Patch was jumped last night as the night wound down, And he sustained a minor injury or two...The description of the two assailants is one pudgy guy with a hat backwards, And one skinny guy with a slight scruff going which appears to be the result of him out of work...Any information that would bring these two bruts to justice would be appreciated.....

 Jeff Moses showed up to the rink with a slight attitude, And I almost slapped him...I know when Nick isn't there Jeff is highly upset....I knew Jeff has 2 kids...A mortgage, But now he has a job you know, And come to find out Jeff is a fan of watching Street hockey...Jerry Alviti played..Well he was there playing could be a stretch, And I'm not sure I've ever heard anyone talk so much ragtime in my life, And that includes myself....Vinnie Zizzo bought beer than didn't have one...Now Zizzo isn't the first person to do this...I have news for you if I buy beer I'm drinking it...Not one nice gesture in me....John Carey coached, And managed not to get somebody to quit this week so that's a step in the right direction...Scotty Rosato was a quick exit..I barely saw him leave, But that's ok since I barely saw him play either....Ray Dow has the inhaler under control...That bit of info allowed me to sleep last night either it was that or the 10 beers I drank...Paul Castonguay was a late add to the lineup last night...I guess he had an online date set up, And not the one your thinking of..I guess it was a hold your salami, And play Call Of Duty...I heard that story right last night didn't I....Ricky Mastropietro was adamant that we stay inside after the game last night...He was also adamant that I shoot, And we all saw how that turned out...

 The list of inactives is still a long one...Nick Johnson was delivering slush in North Conway...its November 6th...North Conway has already had 2 feet of snow what do they need slush for...Carmen Fuccillo had to go away for work, And his greatest fear has been realized as this new job cuts into his desire to be a pro street hockey player..I hate when that happens....Bobby Haas appears to be a lost cause at this point as he took 6 minutes an 22 seconds of OT, And couldn't make the game...Joey Johnson was also out with a work related situation as he was meeting with Artie T to discuss any sanctions that will be taken against Patch for last week...Is Steve Silveria alive, And more importantly where is his father...

 John Carey got to witness me run a 4.4 40...If you don't believe me ask him, And I am glad we went inside last night as I got to witness Fergie's shorts...If you have a chance ask him to model them for you...A thing of beauty...

 

 

 Now I wasn't on the bench when this charade happened with Joey  Johnson, But I will say it was nonsense on both ends...I'm sure of two things...Joey most likely overracted and Patch did nothing to diffuse the situation....I will say that we have all known each other for 10 years...We've been away together, And all that good stuff...Remember it's street hockey, And I know that when you enter the hallowed grounds known as Hockeytown it all seems real, But it isn't so smarten up the two of you before I slap the shit of you two...

 Ricky Mastropietro had a quiet night for his standards on the floor....I guess his shot was only clocked at 118....John Carey is best suited on the floor not behind the bench as he led all this nonsense that was going on....Nick Johnson has no idea what position he should play as week in and week out he has a new position....Nick is so good I'm pretty sure he could play both at once.....Scotty Rosato had a family reunion up Hockeytown last night...Weird choice of a venue, But maybe he wanted his daughter see the greatness that is Rick, And Nick.....Vinnie Zizzo is relentless on the floor and as I watch him play I wonder how he hasn't kllled himself, Or somebody else yet....I knew Patch was a pervert but last night we saw it in full view as he took a sneak peek of Tommy Butera's salami as he pissed...I've now seen it all.....Mikey Pasciuto played his one game a month for the BRD, And spoke of the top of mountain and back down....Not sure what he meant maybe he's a thrill seeker and he's gonna take up mountain climbing..Good luck with that...Mountains are high....Jeff Moses may of threatened to stab me last night, or did i make that up...Either way I better lay off Jeff for awhile.....Ray Dow believed he was back at the Revere rink circa 1999, And thought he hadn't seen me since so he caught me up on his life for the last 10+ years...That's about 30 minutes I'll never get back....Paul Castonguay was back for the BRD after a long absense from the team due to injury, or Patch trying to strip the A....Ohh Patch at the center of conterversy....What a sump...

 It seems Bobby Haas may be questionable the rest of the season as we haven't seen hide or hair of him since he almost fought all of Wild Wings....Carmen Fuccillo was on a train to my understanding...Not sure what to make of that....Jerry Alviti got a promotion at the bar to assistant bar back...one could only dream to have such an exciting life...

 With all this talk of short shifts...I'll say this try to have Carmen play your wing and talk to me then about short shifts....If I got mad I would of taken my pads off three years ago...

 With that super D1 league coming to an end I have found out that Nick"Red Carpet"Johnson will be a Captain next season..It was by far the best choice that could be made...I'm going to swallow my pride, And let Nick know if I'm on the board at number 2 feel free to pick me up..I am willing to help you to the promise land..How long can I make you look good on a Wednesday night, And not pay big dividends...So if you want I'm yours Nick...

 Ricky Mastropietro pursuit of Nick's BRD records is progressing..I would say once he was put on my line that has definitely enhanced his chances,,,Who was on Nick's line when he set the record...You see the one constant...Number 2 overall...John Carey, Patch has became quite close discussing Burger King menus..Buying food for the family...I'm not happy at all...I like it when John is livid, And Patch is oblivious to the world around him...Well one out of two isn't bad...Scotty Rosato has seemed to be a bit off, And I'm not talking about just his play, And believe me there's a bunch to talk about in aspect...Scotty has been a quick exit..May of been something I said...Jeff Moses was not at all happy about my Fuzzy Zoeller comment last night..So I appologize it was my error you looked more like Tom Watson..Is that better?...I guess Joey Johnson took offense to something I wrote in 2006...What a memory..He remembers 2006, But can't remember how many guys we had on the floor...Vinnie Zizzo has been invited to partake in Timmy McPherson's wedding, But no golf..What balls on Tim...Carmen Fuccillo is in the process of returning the cute little Sundress that he borrowed from my daughter to wear on a night on the town...Ray Dow continues to supply me with great insight into the medical profession..Ray continues to supply me with vital info..Ray makes me a complete person.

  The list of inactives are still long as Bobby Haas continues his ugly dispute with management, And I see no end in sight...Mikey Pasciuto is still not seeing it my way..Then again who does...Jerry Alviti had to work...That's not bad because last week he played, And wanted to see on the bench the whole game, And enjoy the view with his glow stick in tow...

 Let the record state I gave Patch Nick's shirt last week, And yet still no results..He's ducking Adam because he owes him 25 bucks...Safe to say Nick will never get that shirt...I produce..Patch well he's a special case...Tommy Butera scored a goal, And it was a legit goal..I'm still trying to digest that..I'm going to go with the fact that I may of gave the goalie a concussion, And he didn't know where he was at the time...Makes me feel better that he scored a better goal than I have scored in 10 years.

 The long awaited debut of Tommy Butera in the BRD colors finally became a reality at the half way mark of this game, And I must admit he was productive in his three shifts..I was pretty sure he was going to throw up, But he held it together...I know he ran more than me, And looked more comfortable in the offensive zone than Joey...All in all he can stay around for a bit as long as he keeps his trap shut.

 John Carey, And myself ran quite the covert operation last night, And I fear that we were seen, And if we weren't Patch was with us so that just about says it all there...Jerry Alviti returned from his brief hiatus from the BRD, And came bearing some glow stick type thing..Oh I remember those things vividly...Of course I was 21 at the time not 37, But that's par for the course...Scotty Rosasto was out right after the game, And one has to wonder if Scotty is missing Dick Clark more than we could ever imagine....Jeff Moses seems to of hit some tough times, And I'm concerned..Jeff always is well groomed, But lately his hair is all over the place...Has his love for Nick driven him to be down on his luck...Vinnie Zizzo played his 12th position of the season last night, And wasn't much better at that position than any of the other 11 he played this season...Ricky Mastropietro has hit a few snags in his quest to top Nick's single season mark..I guess playing with Joey can do that to a player...Joey Johnson covered so many aspects of life last...None of which are relevant to say the least to everyday life as a normwl person knows it, But Joey fits into his own category....Carmen Fuccillo came storming onto the scene last night, And wants to never take a rest during the game just like Ricky...I see where he is coming from if I had my choice of Ricky, Or Carmen we all know who I would take..I was a little upset that Ray Dow didn't get to cover all aspects of his medical history, But did keep me posted about his job...Always something I look forward to...

 The list of BRD inactives is still pretty long as Mikey Pasciuto is changing diapers still..Shouldn't his daughter be 19 by now...Nick Johnson tweaked his back in the shower after a big tournament as he was attempting to drop the soap, But to his dissapointment found no takers...Bobby Haas is in a vicious battle with management that has fueled a hold out, And his future is in doubt....Either that, Or Bobby sneezed, And that's enough to sideline him for weeks...Paul Castonguay is dealing with quite possibly an ingrown toenail...I'll be honest I've seen people recover from open heart surgery in less time...

 I made my much awaited debut on D as I took a shift late in the game back there...It may be what the BRD has been looking for a ball moving Defenseman, But unfortunately I stink defenseivly...Can't be worse than the rest of our D...

 Every Wednesday when your up at Hockeytown you never quite know what to expect...I've seen Tommy whack a plate of Ziti down in record time..Patch, And John squareing off, And that's just to name a few, But last night I felt like I hit the lottery as to my viewing pleasure I had the honor of watching the D1 league in action...Front, And center were Ricky Mastropietro, And Nick Johnson...I'm not sure what was worse seeing the best that Dek hockey has to offer all on the same floor at once...There were kids that were from new born to the age of 8..I felt like I was at the Topsfield fair, But by far was to see all the greats gather on the floor after the games were over for the night, And talk about a game they played 3 minutes earlier, Or give themselves a pat on the back....Now I thought I was the biggest loser I know, But I came out of last night feeling extremely good about myself, And that's an accomplishment...Did Joey Johnson play in that league, Or was he just there to clap, And sing?

 I talked to the place I ordered the shirts from this morining, And explained how they screwed up an icons shirt, And they offered to replace it for $4,675 dollars..I had to jump on it..I'm pretty sure I couldn't listen to Nick cry all season, And blame every miscue he had on the shirt...Since when did Jeff Moses become Tory Krug...He's rushing up the whole game..If only he showed such passion on the defensive end maybe he wouldn't stink so bad....Vinnie Zizzo is slowly becoming a poor man's John Carey as he has slowly wrestled the all purpose title away from Carey...I'm sure when John reads this he will get livid as usual....Patch didn't rush me out this week, And maybe he should of...I wonder if Patch noticed how my car was parked when he drove to work this morning...Scotty Rosato was a bit sensitive last night..I guess if I had such a severe sunburn that Scotty had after the goal light burned him to a crisp I'd be a little irate too...I forgot how great life was with Ray Dow on the bench..Ray ran down his whole medical history, And had me thinking I have asthma after he was done with me, But then I realized I'm just chubby, And smoke, And that's why I'm out of shape, And always out of gas....Paul Castonguay returned, And played pretty well, But still was the first one out the door..Was it something I said..I couldn't see how I could offend anybody....

 Bobby Haas is still out, and isn't sure that the Hockeytown greats accept him...I should of asked them last night, But i'm not sure I was allowed to speak to them...Mikey Pasciuto was out again..I guess I have to get into a heart to heart with him again, Or have Ricky work on him...Jerry Alviti didn't play...That's to bad...Carmen Fuccillo was working, And has now missed two in a row..That must be killing him...Carmen has to know if you miss more than one game in a row your spot is in jeopardy....

 In closing I would like to thank all the great inspirational Dek hockey players that let me watch, And learn what Dek hockey is all about...Special thanks go out to Ricky, And Nick for making this all possible...Next time a heads up would be nice so I could bring my son, But I guess that ruins the surprise...By the way why was Joey on the floor again?

 I must say the new shirts did come out nice, But the BRD lost so they may need to get retired already, But if we were to do that Patch would be found in his bed in tears with his mommy rubbing his back...It wasn't lost on me that Patch did rush me out last night, And convinced John Carey to leave me high and dry as well...What I thought was a fractured relationship between John, And Patch seems to be quite the union....I am concerned...

 I'm not sure, But did I have a long conversation with Joe Carlton last night...Well I guess that's better than having a conversation with Joey Johnson who stormed off the floor last night saying it was his fault as usual...That could mean so many things in the world accoarding to Joey....Jeff Moses came into some serious loot in the past week, And that obviously weighed on his mind on that last goal..When you a defeseman, And rush in you need to make sure that the ball doesn't come out front..I guess he missed that memo...On the last goal as well was it me, Or did Scotty Rosato look like he was in quick sand going side to side....Life with Mr.Kazoo between the pipes...Mikey Pasciuto made his return to the BRD after a haitus from the team for a bit..I thought his return was due to me, And the heart to heart we had Saturday night, But come to find out Royalty spoke in the form of Ricky Mastropietro, And Mikey listened..Never under estimate the big animal Ricky's GM abilities...Ricky may have replaced Nick in that aspect...Vinnie Zizzo was baffled by the shirts having sleeves....I believe most shirts have sleeves so I wasn't sure where he was going with that, And neither was Zizzo..I can assure you of that...

 The list of inactives for the BRD was quite extensive...Bobby Haas had Jury duty..Was he sequested?...Was he in the middle of deliberating..Was he on the Marathon bombing case??...Who knows...Nick Johnson had yet another slush convention..Isn't Richies the only company that makes slush in Massachusetts?...Who's he at this convention with..Himself...I gusess Nick has a special shirt that's different from our shirts....Should we be surprised...Ray Dow, And Paul Castonguay are old and hurt, But I guess their injuries are fine on Saturdays for the over 30 league...Miraculous recovery by both I must say...Steve Silveria could be dead, And Carmen Fuccillo is in Chicago opening a tanning booth...Jerry Alviti had to work..It's that time of year that Wakefeild loses power 6 times a day....I actually like that time of year to be honest with you...Oh yeah, And Tommy Butera was on the bench.

 Not really in the whole making light of that nonsense last night, But I'll try my best....I'll apologize for my two period tirade last night..It was not meant personal, But we all sucked, And needed to be told that, But I'll blame Nick for getting me all riled up as usual...

 Is there any reason why Joey Johnson showed up last night sounding like Bonnie Tyler singing Total Eclipse Of The Heart?...Ricky Mastropietro, And Mikey Pasciuto both confirmed that we were horrible last night, But you know what cures that play for us next time you two stiffs....Speaking of stiffs...Do you think Nick Johnson realized high slot is where Ricky likes to hang, Or did he forget just Like Joey forgot how many guys we had on the floor...If the net was the ocean, And the ball was a beach ball Scotty Rosato still would of let it by him..Jeff Moses, And Vinnie Zizzo were offended by the tirade last night, And thought I was singling them out..On second thought maybe I was....Jerry Alviti claimed in Ossipee that he once again would carry us to the promise land in the finals..Safe to say he missed by a whole lot on that one...Patch got into a slight altercation after the game on the way down the stairs, But maybe should of yelled at himself as he had Carmen play D for a 3 minute stint...I guess Patch's choice to make the change wasn't that bad..It was an upgrade if you watched Carmen play forward during last night...Bobby Haas vows to jump in the time machine, And go back to his 1996 days..It looked like he did last night as he almost fought all of Wild Wings...John Carey took a high stick to the dome courtesy of Bobby Haas, And was concerned about it because he has a wedding this Sunday..If I was him I'd be more concerned with that clearing attempt that went right in front for another Wild Wings goal....

 So that's about it this time around...Wow I can't get over how bad we were...I guess we stink again...Now that's more like it...

 Now I have no problem with anybody on Wild Wings, But when we were approached to change the game so they could partake in a tournament and have a full team you have to ask yourself a question would they do it for us..Now I'm sure a few would, But I believe the consensus would not agree...The BRD is no doubt the underdog in this one either way, And will surely lose according to Pic, But to barrage us like that after the game was a little crazy...I like most every guy on the Wings, But do I invite them over for Sunday dinner? I'm not Patch where I think cuz they have a beer with me that means we were in Vietnam together so that being said I owe you nothing....

 Now on to the story of the night good old Nick Johnson can't play Wednesday...Now this is news to me since the playoffs began I never heard a word of a possible conflict, But once this drama began all of a sudden he's out...Interesting to me to say the least...I doubt the validity of the story, And I have one question if the Wings advanced, And the BRD didn't and the Wings were in the same predicament...Would Nick be a no go on Wednesday? Good question isn't it....One thing I learned last night never score a goal after Bobby Haas stirs it up in the corner...Pretty sure he broke my sternum....Jerry Alviti is the only extra guy I have seen that didn't want to take a shift...He sat down the end of the bench smiling...Jeff Moses, And Nick had a heated exchange after the game, And I was surprised I didn't think Jeff had it in him to stand up to his God....Patch, And John Carey squared off , And now seems to be a weekly thing...John the Iphone is good...Make peace with it....Mikey Pasciuto, And me enjoyed a truly memorable red carpet moment...Ricky Matropietro was all jolly because either way he gets a t-shirt, But wasn't so jolly about the new shirts costing 300 a piece....Scotty Rosato left the kazoo at home, or was it the fact that Bad Company only had 6 shots on net....Joey Johnson left the team last night only to forget he did 3 minutes later....Carmen Fuccillo seems to be hitting the tanning bed hard core...Do you think he tries to fight somebody there too?...Poor Vinnie Zizzo was all perplexed by 3 1/2 I guess D1 players, And 5 going to nationals...Will somebody explain this to him...The only thing missing from this scenario is Dave Purcell...Paul Castonguay dressed, But was inactive...I guess his hamstring tightened up...How does it tighten up when you didn't play....

 So Wednesday is the final, And we should lose...reschedule...Do whatever the professional Dek hockey players of America want us to do....We'll go out and do our best...We may win we may lose, But it won't take away from the fact I spent 3G on a couch yesterday.....Remember boys, and girls it isn't real....Wait for the endorsements to roll in...Funny shit...

 By now you should know how I operate as far as this post goes with two games in a week...So when we have a game at 9 Patch buys 5 cases of beer, But in the playoffs with a game at 7 he buys a 12 pack, And then proceeds to give half of them away, And then goes back to the store buys an 18,And gives them away...Not sure what he was trying to do...And you didn't think I saw Nick take one of the final buds...Of course I did...Is it just me,or does the same 6 players players play on every D1 team up there?...Somehow Carmen is one of them...John Carey had some rag tag story about Ossipee..Not buying it...Jerry Alviti wasn't that bad last night minus the 4 minutes he sat because he may of been dying...Mikey Pasciuto returned to the BRD, And swiftly took the last Bud..Yeah I saw that...Ricky Mastropietro played 14 games last night..Pretty sure that beats any cleanse you can partake in, And his girl has a better fantasy team than me...Wow I stink...Scotty Rosato was sharp as a marble last night....Jeff Moses looked like he just came out of Home Depot last night with a can if paint...Vinnie Zizzo scored a nice goal last night...All were surprised even Vinnie...How did Paul become our swing man?....I'm starting to like when other teams are around it keeps Joey Johnson at bay, And preoccupies him...Bobby Haas was at basketball...Third game of the season, or a playoff game...A easy decision...

 You should lose every time you blow a 4 goal lead in the playoffs,But we were lucky...Can't always get lucky...

 All summer I've had to deal with BBQ chatter from Patch, And John Carey...At times it seemed that's all that mattered to those two..Disregard the fact that half the season Jerry was my linemate..You see where I'm going with this..Anyway those two got what they had coming as John got beat better than any other shakedown he was part of this summer, And it rained on Patch's little BBQ...I would like to see the weather forecast those two see..It was 90 yesterday, And it's 70 today..Something has to give...And to cap off the night I beat John for the last Bud, And he was yelling derogatories in my direction as he was bobbing, And weaving on his way to the car...

 Nick Johnson was back from his boys weekend in P-Town, And played D like he was still hung over from his Zima's he consumed while away,and another thing on Nick why can't he ever attend a draft..If Jeff wasn't so infatuated with Nick I would of had him booted like I did in Carey's league...Jeff Moses was out Saturday, And Sunday so I figured he had no shot at showing up last night, But to our disapointment he did show up, But screwed right after the game as he has two kids, And nobody knows what that's like...Jerry Alviti works a mean grill, But he also thinks he is 21 still as he is carousing out until all hours of the night..I don't know if I should feel bad for him, Or envy him...Is it just me or watching Vinnie Zizzo play you feel like you are watching a near death experience...Joey Johnson hung around with every team except ours..Now I write this not because I am mad, But I didn't know that's all it would take to rid us of Joey, And his bottle collecting ways...Patch why don't you join him this way I wouldn't have to buy beer tonight...Scotty Rosato was back last night as he has relocated his kazoo, And was seeing stars in the net in the heat last night..At least he saved the stars...Ricky Mastropietro defected from his line last night for the better of the team, But what was he thinking picking me, And Jerry as linemates...That cleanse is really taking it's toll on Ricky....Paul Castonguay returned last night and played some forward because he wasn't sure he could run...The statement last night made no sense and still doesn't...Maybe he wanted to play forward like me...Then it makes sense...Carmen Fuccillo is contemplating not taking a job due to the fact he would have to travel, And he wants to play hockey...I'll say it again Carmen no matter what Nick says it isn't real...Bobby Haas was out with an apparent hand injury or was he contemplating retirement for the 2098th time this season...You be the judge..

 Well the warm up is over, And now the real season begins September 8th, And when I see Mikey Pasciuto I have a few issues with him that need to be discussed.

 As we awaited for last nights game to start there was definitely some concern in the eyes of Patch as Ricky Mastropietro was no where to be found...Time went on, And Patch stared rather blankly at the stairs that lead to the rink, And a tear streamed down his face as there was no sign of Ricky...Well come to find out he fell asleep as he was wearing his feety pajamas after he took his bubble bath...Sometimes you get the rigamortis especially after you go on a cleanse and go from consuming 7000 calories by noon to 25 calories a day...

 I've met some experts on football in my day, But Patch takes the cake...Tom Brady is a system Quarterback..I'll leave it at that...Nick Johnson has quite the little weekend planned...A man's weekend up in Maine with some beer olympics, Or some other nonsese..The question is how do you partake in any beer type event, And not include the reigning gold medalist...Me...I guess all I'm good for to Nick is to be his travel agent..Oh shit I sound scorned I feel like Jeff Moses...Speaking of Jeff Nice effort on Mean Machine's goal...Just so you know icing isn't illegal...John Carey has some grand plans for Ossipee..He mentioned bringing axes, a saw, And any other dismembering tool he could find..Maybe having John come to Ossipee wasn't such a good idea...Patch is present, And there goes Joey Johnson's 1 ounce of intelligence he has out the door...If Bobby Haas doesn't score a goal soon he may kill everybody on the floor..Something to be weary off for the future...Carmen Fuccillo made his presence felt as the 106 pound enforcer that he is..I mean he got into an altercation with 3 minutes to go in a 7-0 game..Always a good time to motivate the troops...Jerry Alviti scored a hat trick..I know I'm as baffled as you are..In fact I'm devestated by this..It may of been the worst three goal game I have ever seen, And I mean that in the nicest possible way that I could muster..When I arrived at the game last night I spotted Vinnie Zizzo in the lot with his shirt on backwards so I went over to lend him a hand, And felt like I was helping my son get dressed..I wish Tim just played golf with Vinnie again...

 A thank you is in order to J.R. Johnson for filling in at the last minute for Scotty Rosato who had an emergency..I think he couldn't find his kazoo..Hope all is ok with Scotty....Where has Paul Castonguay been?..Well the new Iphone is coming out so you do the math..

 After a forfeit win, Or loss I usually take that time to refresh the brain, And bypass the usual post, But quite a bit went down last night that needed my attention..First off I'm not sure I appreciate being shook down by Ricky Mastropietro with some raffle that I know I won't win, But I figured I need to make the bug guy happy, And keep him on the team...This whole summer I have been part of various shakedowns...Shit even my own birthday party I got shookdown on..Then Ricky comes at me selling raffle tickets like he's a girl scout..When does it end...Nick Johnson decided he needed to play D, And I guess he forgets what that entiltles we have 3 defenseman, And one is Jeff,,You just can't take you car in, And get a oil change and decide that's reason enough to take the game off...So that's all I'll say about that nonsense...It wasn't until it was Carey,myself, And Patch were the only ones left that it really got interesting...The lights dim, And the door to rink opens, And who steps out...Harry Potter with some nonsense about fixing Haas's sticks...Then two people what I assume were Ice hockey players walk up the stairs, walk about 10 feet, But never quite reappear...Now I know what your saying lay off the booze, But where did these two people go..Is there some underground passage that I don't know about that only Ice hockey players, And D1 stars are allowed to know about?..I'll have to ask Ricky, And Nick..I'd ask Joey, But then I'd have to talk to him...Then just when I think the night couldn't get any worse thanrushing up to Hockeytown to just see the other team not there in pops good old Tommy asking me to make his a mixed tape like I'm John Cusack in High Fidelity...After I get by all that bullshit I turn around, And Patch, And Carey are squaring off..I guess that has been a long time coming, But nobody...Even the two involved realize why they fought, But the ticing on the cake was after the beef was over...Carey, And Patch shared a highfive..Shit I felt like I was watching a old video from 1985 when D.J. stole the ball, And the whole crowd was sharing in a high five..All that was missing was a mustache, And some nut huggers...I ask myself whyI deal with such nonsense, And then I realize..It's because there is beer there, And I have a slight drinking problem...

Maybe it was the fact that Patch wasn't there last night, And we could actually hear somebody else after the game besides his loud nonsense filled voice, But Joey Johnson made some very well thought out statements after the game last night..It took John, And I by surprise...Like I always say Patch is the downfall of all mankind...

 Speaking of Patch I guess up in New Hampshire he took the Ice bucket challenge...Except his version consisted of not a bucket, But a salad bowl....What a deadbeat...Nick Johnson moved to D, And yelled at everybody last night, And manhandled some kid in front of the net..It seemed like there was some anger issues..I think he looked at the season stats before the game, And realized that Carmen Fuccillo was beating him in points...That's what happens when you lie to me about weddings in September...I feel for Carmen Fuccillo since he's has been getting short shifted recently..I apologize..I guess his 3 minute shifts to my one minute isn't good enough so next week I'll take a 25 second shift instead...Jeff Moses is on a little tear lately..It must of been when we said he was just about out the door that lit the fire..I have news for Jeff he can catch Ricky in points this season, And we still would can his ass at the end of the season...Scotty Rosato was sharp last night, And he even bought some beer after the game..Is it me, Or does Scotty buy beer just about every other week..I guess he knows it's the only way for him to stay on the team....Not to be outdone by Patch...Ricky Mastropietro also jumped into this Ice bucket type fad that's going around, But at least he used a cooler..I mean he used ice that he left in his car for an hour, And basically the water was lukewarm, But he tried, But the most disturbing part was the shirtless Ricky sauntering around the parking lot..That's one vision I soon won't forget...John Carey was almost as bad as Nick last night as he yelled at me, And just about anybody that wouldn't open the door, And then beat up a cooler in the lot...Give this guy a little power, And watch out....That ride home last night sure beats driving with Patch now doesn't it...Bobby Haas is as fired up as I have seen in some time as he loves the line of me,him, And Zizzo..I think he wants to recapture the old glory days of me,him, And Del...Is it me or does Vinnie Zizzo look like he saw Patch in the nude as he plays...His expression is priceless...Paul Castonuay was out last night, And the nature of his injury is unknow..We are awaiting word from the AARP...

 Sorry to say Patch will be back next week..I know it sucks...

I think it's in all the parties involved best nterest that Patch will not be at the game next week...Patch, And John Carey have been at each others throats the last few weeks, And it seems to be escalating into a soon to be physical altercation...First it was the shirts..Patch said send them back, And John got a little emotional about that as if he sewed them stitch by stitch by himself, But that doesn't beat the latest beef between the two..This one is over Hot dog rolls, And when they go bad, And don't go bad, And I guess this is such a touchy subject that Patch felt incline to lie about the location of the rolls..I know sounds crazy, But I couldn't make this shit up...

 I've been waiting a long time to see Nick Johnson play angry...As we all know Nick is always angry, But last night that translated into a dominating third period by Nick..The only downside is that it came at the expense of Vinnie Zizzo...Poor Zizzo I think he may of shed a slight tear after being yelled at by Nick for the 12th time in the first period...Speaking of yelling did anyone but me see Carmen Fuccillo tell Ricky Mastropietro to get out of his way..That's like telling Hudson to go on a diet...It's just not gonna work out....Paul Castonguay suffered what appeared to be a career ending injury...He'll be back so I guess that's just wishful thinking...I guess Scotty Rosato came under some heat after the game...I remember the days when Scotty spoke people listened, But now when he speaks people want to slap him around...How a few yellow ball instances can change everything...Joey Johnson was under some heat as well, But explained himself..Not sure what to make of it, And I'm sure Joey doesn't either...Bobby Haas scored a nice tip in goal then proceded to almost injure everyone of his teammates that were on the floor...Bobby is a fiery one, Or crazy you decide...Jeff Moses played the first period like he was half in the nude running away from Patch, But righted the ship, And only half stunk the rest of the way.....

 I would like to thank all that showed up to my house last Saturday...Stragely enough none of the second line showed up...I knew I didn't like that group..

Mike and his family are on vacation this week up in Maine.  Patch told me they went to the zoo which seemed to be a waste of money because Mike's kids see bigger animals in their living room before his weekly poker game.  Last week before the Thundercats game I was told I was going to be doing the updates for this week.  I thought great, I'll give everyone a chance to give a few jabs back at Mike on the Bulletin Board.  I couldn't wait to see what his favorite targets like Jerry, Jeff and Zizzo would come up with.  But after his reaction to the choke sign I gave him during the Thundercats game I'm not sure he could have handled it.  When you hit forty like me, Scotty and now Mike and you throw in a kid or three little shit like that gets you cranky.  

Before the game I was looking forward to seeing Bobby Haas in a game against the Wine Cellar (I didn't play in the Wine Cellar game last season) and he didn't let me down.  His matching roughing penalties and the subsequent events changed the game for us.  Ricky had an amazing game, I'm not sure what got him going.  Was it being mugged as he split the defense with no call, the bullshit matching penalties after the goal or the punch in the face in front of the net.  Whatever it was a motivated Ricky is a scary Ricky.  Nick Johnson went down in pain with an apparent knee injury.  The kid who tried taking him out was seen before the game receiving an envelope from Dave Purcell.  That new D1 league is cutthroat.  I might have seen a tear in Jeffs eye when Nick went down or was it from having to listen to Patch on the bench screaming for a call.  Best of luck to Joey Johnson and his work situation.  Joey was placed on the "second" line this season, when does the second line become the first line?  Going by results I'm pretty sure it was week 1.  Carmen was a forechecking machine last night, he's got the defensive side of the game down.  If he ever gets a move, any move watch out.  Nothing better than slapshots three feet away from the goalie, right Carmen.  I'm pretty sure, and correct me if I'm wrong but Vinnie didn't trip or fall the entire game and scored one of the nicer goals of the game.  John Carey now sees why Mike ordered all of the previous shirts by himself.  Involving Patch in the process will always lead to some kind of chaos.   Jerry was back at it doubling as forward replacement/cook.  It would be funny to see the gameplan discussed last night involving Jerry happen against the Lady Boners.  Seeing what was left over from last weeks cookout had me thinking Patch likes the shape of hot dogs and sausages a little too much

 We all know there's a level of competition that Nick Johnson considers play worthy, And last nights opponent didn't fit for good old Nicky boy, But let's look a little more deeply into his absence last night...First off he's setting up a built in excuse for Ricky to lead the team in points...With that being said Ricky has 75 more points than him with 2 more games  played, But Joey is also beating him...But the killer in it is even Carmen has him...Now how does that happen, And to make matters worse he went third in the D1 draft, And was passed over by Ricky...I assume tensions were high in the slush cooler that day, But going third is what crushed me..I must admit I cried a bit when I heard...My hero has fallen...

 John Carey, And Patch seem to be obsessed with BBQ's...Tornadoes,typhoons,hurricanes,snow...nothing will stop these two...I see the angle as Ricky Mastropietro was all jolly over this, and nearly ate the table while waiting for a sausage, And then accused me of not inviting him to my party on July 26...He's d1 royalty...You think I could get away with that....I'm also pretty sure I like Ricky's girlfriend better than him...Either way John, And I had visions of raising the Autism Spectrum cup, But they were slightly altered...We'll reevaluate that situation later...Joey Johnson was dare I say it normal last night...My congratulations go out to his Dr. For finding just the right cocktail of pills to level him out....I guess Vinnie Zizzo left last night cuz we moved the BBQ 12 feet to the right! Or could be he broke his ass bone after his 17th fall last night...I haven't seen a ass get slapped like that since Tim wouldn't play golf with poor Vinnie...Carmen Fuccillo screwed right after the game too..I assume he grabbed a slush..some copper tone, and wrote in his diary how he to can be D1 someday...Paul Castonguay also took right off...Paul has been a quick exit more often than not...I guess that's what happens when your team isn't named the TNUCS, or the Fighting Irish....Bobby Haas is rounding into old school form as he almost retired in the first period then almost got thrown out of the game with 8 seconds left, And through it all I guess he was ok.....Jerry Alviti did a fine job on the BBQ...He had to show up in some aspect cuz he sure as hell didn't on the floor...The x-factor is playing at about a a-factor level right now...Scotty Rosato has faced about 15 shots on the season, And is playing worthy of some mention..Just not sure what level it is yet...Jeff Moses returned last night, And held court about some stocks, and knows more about that than beating a guy into the corner that's for sure...

 I will be out next week...So I will see you guys on the 26th if you can make make it...Paul will man the site next week...This should be interesting.....John keep tracking those jerseys...

 Now in my time up Hockeytown I've seen some great nonsense filled talk of varying subjects,but last night definitely ranks up there as Jerry Alviti, and John Carey were engaged in a heated discussion over BBQ prowess..Now this argument went on for a bit...yet it seemed like it was hours...They argued about charchol vs propane...Chicken wings...Steaks tips..They threw everything they had at it...All I got out of it was John was livid again, And surprise surprise Jerry is the best on the grill...I'm starting to think Jerry's last name is Johnson..I'll tell you some riveting stuff, And to top it all off Patch swindled me into a bubble hockey game, And then flat out cheated his way to a 2-0 win...Zero class..

 Well I guess Carmen Fuccillo may be on the verge of D1 Status...Well at least he thinks that way..when I got home last night I looked at the D1 list Carmen is on it, But on page 41..Look hard enough you'll find it...Joey Johnson was much more tame this week as he left the Tyrannosaurus Rex sounds at home...I was quite intrigued of the picture of Nick Johnson relaxing in the pool...At first glance I was like wow he was at a party with less people than I had, But then I remembered what the Red carpet hand book states when royalty is in a pool nobody is allowed within 100 yards....Patch was pulling some stunts last night..Trying to pack us up after 3 beers...I'll decide when we leave,And he was irate over parking spots...I think Patch thinks Johnny cares....Bobby Haas, And me combined for three shots last night, And are looking at building off that momentum and combine for 4 next week...Trending in the right direction...Vinnie Zizzo was quite quiet last night....I'm assuming his golf game is looking up...Ricky Mastropietro scored his 223rd goal in 5 games last night, But who cares about that he brought beer, And then left...I almost cried at the gesture..He's a keeper now...Paul Castonguay got perturbed over my analysis of the lone goal by the Villens...I just wrote it off to he probably missed his medication...high blood pressure pills,cholesterol pill,Viagra..What ever old people take these days...Scotty Rosato faced 2 1/2 shots last night and missed 1 1/2 of them....When we call on you answer the bell....Stiff.....

 Now on to good old Jeff Moses...He pulled a last minute no show...Was it his foot....Was it Jeff had to help his wife look at the kids as they slept,or was it that he couldn't find one of his balls in his wife's top drawer...Either way he's on thin ice...Mikey Pasciuto is living it up since the birth of his daughter...He was last seen on the Cape..I guess he had a differant experiance with a new born than I did...

 My wife is throwing me a 40th birthday party at my house on July 26..Just to give everybody a heads up..She'll be mailing out invitations probably the day before...She's not the sharpest knife in the drawer. 

 We had to of known that when we got as good a weekend as you can get up in Ossipee in early June that we were getting set up for something...You see me, And my group of fat losers have a dark cloud over us for the last twenty years so we should of seen this coming, But who the hell expects a hurricane to rip up the east coast in early July...I always said I'm the biggest loser I know, And now we have the proof...

 John Carey was irate last night..He yelled at everybody, And wasn't happy over my sausage snub last night, And between him and Patch with the hiccups I almost had to slap the two of them...Patch was his stellar self on the bench last night as I played about 3 minutes in the second period, And we only had five forwards..What is this asshole's purpose...Someone tell me cuz I have no clue...Paul Castonguay is not happy with Patch at all..I'm not sure why..All Patch did was ask him to relinquish his assistant capitancy..Paul may of overreacted..I mean your on a team for 10+ years..What do you think you deserve..Respect..Not from Patch...Joey Johnson asked me for a ride 20 minutes before the game started then showed up 2 minutes later..What did he text me from the parking lot, And when he showed up I have no words to describe it..I guess you had to be there to appreciate it....Vinnie Zizzo seems to have recovered from the golf incident, But Steve Silveria brought something interesting to my attention last night..When Zizzo rushes the ball wouldn't it be fitting if the Benny Hill theme music was playing...Carmen Fuccillo had a good game last night, But fails to realize that we do have people on the bench that can play too...Scotty Rosato after the game in the parking lot almost got blown over by a gust of wind...Enough said there...The great Jerry Alviti was present last night, And he played great...looks even better. And can get any woman he wants...Nobody wants to see a 40 year old hitting on chicks...Ricky Mastropietro screwed right after the game..I'm assuming no BBQ after the game equals no Ricky..Bobby Haas was out with a hurt back, Or did he retire for the 1,987th time this season..Only time will tell...Nick Johnson had a last minute cross country slush delivery, And had to make the deadline..A big demand on a slush worker..Oh yeah Jeff Moses was in Maine..Oh no what to do now...

 The 4th will be on the 5th at my house all are invited...

 I'll tell you John Carey, And Patch are way to into BBQ's this season..I see what they are doing Ricky Mastropietro likes to eat as well does Joey Johnson so we need to keep the D1 star power happy, But every week...This is now out of control..I mean how many hamburgers, And hot dogs can you eat..I'll be honest I'm not happy with either, And the worst part is when you BBQ it subjects me to seeing Jerry Alviti, And hearing what a great person he is..We covered one reason why he isn't so great last night...

 With the absence of Scotty Stapp last night there was almost no game..We were just about off the floor..We were minus the music that Creed has delighted us with..When all seemed lost in stepped another Scotty...Scotty Rosato, And he provided us with quite the nice tunes as that goal he let is was a doozy to say the least..Oh boy do I enjoy Scotty...Bobby Haas didn't retire last night..You know what's coming next then...He should be suspended in the near future..Nick Johnson won't be in Ossipee is September..Is it just me, Or does he have a wedding on the same weekend we go to Ossipee every September...Poor Carmen Fuccillo..I think he may off himself in the near future if he keeps playing with Ricky, And Jey..Ricky yelled at him the first period and a half, And then Joey yelled at him the second period and a half...Poor Carmen..Don't they know he's the master of the slap pass..A pass myself I have used in the past, And when I say the past I mean in 1984...Jeff Moses was fashionably late last night..That type of thing is usually reserved for Nick Johnson, But when Jeff arrived he hit the floor running and I gave him a nice pass..I'll be honest I thought it was Nick...Jeff looked like he shot that ball with a pool stick..Paul Castonguay has distanced himself from the BRD as he plays and leaves....I believe he is setting us up to retire..Well he's been playing that way for the last three seasons anyway...Vinnie Zizzo's condition has improved after last weeks episode over golf..Just to let you know Zizz I am picking up golf to make you smile again...

In the feeling out process of Ricky Mastropietro I wasn't quite sure what direction it was going to take I was looking for something, And was just about ready to give up, And then I find out that him and his three closest friends were going to get a tattoo of #trio..I ask you what is this the cast of Clueless..It left me wondering if he has a tattoo of a cute little butterfly on his ankle, Or maybe a tramp stamp to cap it all off, And more importantly is Nick part of the trio,,So many question yet few answers..

 I can't help but feel bad for Vinnie Zizzo..Last night he took us down quite the emotional journey, And all I got out of it was that he likes golf too..It sounds like he had a little trio group too...Paul Castonguay has allowed Poision Ivy to consume 95% of his body..I guess he thought it would go away on it's own..After last weeks performance at the BBQ Joey Johnson ate nothing this time..That's ok Ricky picked up his slack...Joey did play a good game though..Well at least that's what he said...Jeff Moses has recovered from his Ossipee trip..The way he played last night it's a damn shame he did...Carmen Fuccillo is addicted to Richie's slush in a way I have never seen before..It tells me a few things..Either he wants to have something in common with the D1 guys on the team since they both work there, Or he craves the sugar..A typical sign of a former heroin user that may explain his 87 pound frame...Scotty Rosato was out quickly, And made one of the best efforts I have ever seen on that 4th goal...Way to stay at home on that one Scotty...John Carey is excited about our opponent next week..Just don't out like Steve Silveria and get all starstruck...Planning a BBQ is Patch's strong point..Unfortunately for the BRD running the team isn't...Nick Johnson prived some slush after the game...It was quite a nice gesture, But honestly I would of preferred him to provide offense not slush, But you can't always get what you want...Bobby Haas went out like Wayne Primeau on his first shift, And called himself the worst player after the game, And has to contemplate his future again..See you next week Bob..Jerry Alviti gained first star honors last night..Not for his play, But his BBQ ability...I wonder how God could create such a perfect person...Must be the old Napoleonic complex acting up again...

 Wow did we stink last night, But it was nice to see Franky again..Yeah ok..

Not that I really cared but I guess Jeff Moses was unavailable to play last night due to the 13 beers he had in Ossipee, But who knew that his presence would be felt in the form of Nick Johnson...Nick played D last night, And quickly became Jeff, And never looked back..I mean this is street hockey why are you playing scared...

 Patch was in typical panic mode as usual as he decided we can never play with less than 10 guys, But Jerry Alviti was the best you came up with..I looked at the stats and with all those goals I had 0 points..Is it because I stink, Or was it that I gift wrapped 4 goals for Jerry, , And then I realized Jerry stinks..I'll go with Jerry stinks..Robbed me of points...Well at least he's a professional bouncer..Something to strive for when we all grow up...Joey Johnson has adjusted to his new line quite well, And I guess that gave him quite the appetite as he ate everything in sight...Ricky Mastropietro is on a tear for the BRD, But he can't drink beer, And eat..He sounds like my son who get's the same thing when he drinks to much orange juice...Can't trust these Richie slush guys...Carmen Fuccillo has learned quite a lesson after last weeks beef..The lesson learned is pick out who you will fight before the game starts...Bobby Haas has proclaimed himself the worst player up Hockeytown, And then looked on the floor, And saw saw Jerry..You thought I was gonna say Chiro Sante..Jerry has a way that he plays that even makes me feel good about myself...Paul Castonguay came down with a case of poision Ivy, And now fully regrets making fun of my big ball back in 2003...John Carey was all about this BBQ last night, And in a good gesture put the money up..Not sure he knew Joey would eat all the food, But a nice move none the less, And is still livid overtext message....Joey Johnson learned a lesson last night never pass to Vinnie Zizzo while he is moving..Just a bad scene all around...A recipe for disater in so many ways...Scotty Rosato faced about 3 shots last night, And made one save not bad, And is carousing around with a lady...Not happy with him not offering up this info to me...That's what happens when you are a trombome player of his magnitude...

 Every June the BRD embark on a weekend trip to the exotic place known as Ossipee New Hampshire, And Patch usually invites everyone and their mother, But as I thought about it something has been missing, And It came to me Nick Johnson is what is missing..The once budding star would be a fixture up there, But now since he's big time he has shunned the ones who put him into D1 relavance, And while I'm on Nick, And the whole D1 thing..Why does every D1 player come to the game with 17 pairs of sneakers, And have to change them 12 times before the game even starts...

 Ricky Mastropietro has taken the BRD on by storm, And seems to be fitting in nicely, And has been one of the better big ticket pick ups that the BRD has had, But my only beef is his name is way to long to spell, And may have to cut him for that reason alone...Joey Johnson was strolling around after the game with his bag of cans..It appeared as though he made quite the score as it looked like he had 75 cents in cans in the bag..Not a bad night...Vinnie Zizzo made his return after tripping all over the place in New York...Jeff Moses will be in Ossipee this weekend, And he brings so much more value in the woods than he does on the floor I can gurantee you that...Scotty Rosato will not make the trip this year..After the way he partied last year I can see why he needed to sit this one out...Patch was cluless on the bench much to the amusement of Ricky..Just sit tight that's only the beginning of Patch's nonsense..Bobby Haas got the monkey off his back last night as he did score..We all know Bobby has some craziness in him..I was afraid if he didn't score last night he might of killed somebody..Carmen Fuccillo decided with a 5-0 lead it was a good a time as any to start a slight altercation...You would think that kid was 6'3" 250, And not 5'8" 109...Paul Castonguay wants to play every other week..I'm sure that will do wonders for his game...at 71 he needs all the game time he can get...John Carey, And myself came to quite the revelation last night..Not sure what it was, And pretty sure John has no memory of this either, But if he does we are 100% right...

 Ike is still trying to get back into to Hockeytown, And we found out he is the best DJ ever..Well at least that's what he said....Also congrats to Mikey, And his wife on the birth of their daughter Calia Jordan..Oh yeah and yesterday was Carmen's birthday...

 As Ike is closing in on a return that we have been anticipating for about 10 years..He stopped in for a little visit last night, And I almost forgot what a doozy that kid is...I will say if and when Ike returns it will be entertaining..Well at least for three games until he gets suspended again..

 The BRD welcomed Ricky Mastropietro on board last night, And I really don't have much on him at this early stage, But I did get a few things out of him...#1 He's not a bad player, And #2 He doesn't yell at me like Franky did..So both is a good start..I still say he should of pulled a no show, And gave Patch a heart attack...Fresh off his shakedown Patch showed his gratitude by buying beer all be it a 3 oz Bud light can..Shit my son already drinks that much..Must of been on sale...John Carey, And Hudson has squashed their little disagreement..Yet both don't recall how...Joey Johnson was switched off the top line, And basically told me he was happy as can be..I think Joey forgot he was on my line just 2 weeks ago...Nick Johnson has some stiff competition for points lead this year, And I don't mean me this time...In just cause I didn't comment last night don't think i didn't hear the practice that Nick is part of tonight..I mean you play 22 nights a week, And play in every tournament from Australlia to Quebec..I guess you need more hockey...Mikey Pasciuto retired for one game scored a goal and moved all in the same motion...Paul Castonguay ran out the door last night..It was the best move I saw all night from Paul...Scotty Rosato is now a rent a goalie..Imagine teams are that desperate...Carmen Fuccillo walked in with Ricky last night, And that the closest he got to making any play with Ricky all night...Jeff Moses was about a period late..I will say we cut Jerry for being 2 minutes late, And I don't remember when Jeff got there, Or when he wasn't there..That tells you something right there...Bobby Haas was very humbled by his promotion, And then resembled Brad Marchand in the playoffs...Vinnie Zizzo was in New York I guess, Or he fell down his back stairs, And nobody fond him, And is still laying there as we speak..

 In case I din't say it before Congrats to Franky, And Mikey..

 I'm not sure what was worse being part of that bullshit effort put forth by us tonight, or watching the Bruins stink out the joint in a game 7 in their own building...Wirh that being said I'll leave this short...

 In my haste to get the fuck out of there I forgot to wish Mikey Pasciuto, And Franky McNulty the best on their birth of their soon to be daughters..I am sure you will both be excellent fathers..you'll get on the job training you really have no choice....As much as I make fun of Jeff Moses sometimes I actually forget why I do, and then he passed to the other team then it all came rushing back..stanks...Nick Johnson lacked star power on this evening...stanks...John Carey, And Paul Castonguay shook Pic's hand as he waltzed by them....stanks....Scotty Rosato was good all season minus some mishaps along the way,but in the end....stanks....Carmen Fuccilo played half a shift tonight all because he stanks....Patch is throwing a shakedown not because he stanks, but he's actually smart in this case....Vinnie Zizzo didn't fall and I believe that's why we lost...stanks...Was it me or did Joey Johnson appear to be hearing whistles as he would just stop in the middle of a play..Well I guess it's better than what he usually hears....stanks....Bobby Haas and Stratti picked up where they left off 10 years ago..Is it just me or did Stratti age very gracefully...stanks

 Well that's it for another season, Anf the end result is we stank.

 With two games so close together as usual at this time of year I'll keep this pretty short...After the game last night myself,John Carey, And Jeff Moses decided that everybody up the big H Town stinks..Now I know that some D1 stars will hunt me down for such a statement, But I only call it like I see it..

 Mikey Pascuito on his farewell tour had a slight case of the rigamortis last night,,The only thing that made him look good was my full blown case of the rigamortis...Franky McNulty wanted to play D, But confused Zizzo with the question...Nick Johnson likes our role as the underdog..Not often Nick like anything to do with us...Joey Johnson wants to double as a spy next season...enough said...Paul Castonguay turned back the clock, And was a force all night..I'd like to see the scene in his bedroom this morning...Patch is preparing for the shakedown, And has stated he is aware that it's a shakedown...About time...Scotty Rosato was solid last night, And appears to have sold his trombone at a yard sale...Carmen Fuccillo went a robust 0-3 last night...Must of been him...That's how I see it..Bobby Haas was out playing the first basketball game of his season...Good trade off....

 Tough game this week..My post Thursday may be a little late due to  a prior engagement...That big animal Ricky has signed on the dotted line and will don the BRD red,white, And blue this summer..I'll believe it when I see it..

 As I woke up this morning half still in the bag I reached for my phone to find an interesting text on it I guess Derek, And his Lady Boners are trying to lure Ricky away from the BRD in the summer..I ask what is the grudge that is held against the BRD by Derek?..He left the team we never threw him off, And shit we have Nick Johnson that alone should be enough..I could really care less who plays for who as I play as a break from the norm of everyday life, But I must say some of the stuff that comes out of that joint is funny..Very funny...

 So as I hear Patch attempted to run over Carey last night as he dropped him off..I'm wondering if it had anything to do with the argument the two had after the game..Now Patch will say it was an accident, But I was present during the beef and I can see some intent...With John being as quick as he is how didn't he dodge the car?..Carmen Fuccillo had 17 chances and scored once..A vast improvement compared to past weeks...Vinnie Zizzo was proclaimed the BRD's best defenseman from a source..I ask what the hell are they watching...I figured out the way to keep Joey Johnson quiet...Drive him to the game..Joey was quiet as a church mouse on the ride..I just figured he wasn't sure who I was..Franky McNulty is at the laudromat getting Derek's bloomers cleaned..A very Nice gesture if you ask me...I've been waiting for the Bobby Haas from 2001 to resurface, And I got my wish as he was"Playing the ball"..Yeah i saw the same thing...Paul Castonguay was stewing over some passes not completed to him, And even yelled about dirty looks being shot his way..Shit I'm a forward and I don't get passes so don't feel bad...Jeff Moses had the whole floor to dump it in and hit my pudgy little leg..I shouldn't be surprised as I am still waiting for Jeff to hit the net so accuracy he doesn't have...Stiff...Scotty Rosato has backboned the 19 out of 20 win streak the BRD is on, But advised us to bring our instruments for the first playoff game..Not a good sign....

 Mikey Pasciuto was out washing the dalmation for the Firehouse, And brought some peanut butter so I hear...Nick Johnson had yet another slush convention last night..Who the hell knew the slush circuit was so hopping..Shit I thought Richie's was the only one that made slush..Guess I was wrong...

  So the regular season is over, And the playoffs begin, And the BRD will end up in D1..Should be short and sweet...

 Reminder to all it's just street hockey..Just leave it at that...

 As we all know by now Coach Patch is throwing himself a 40th bash..So last night Mikey Pasciuto,John Carey, And myself have decided that this may be the biggest shakedown in the history of shakedowns...I suppose they'll be cover charges...Pay for booze, And a gift for fuckface Patch...I ask you is the Patch family the damn near dirtiest group you have ever seen?...From CVS to casinos,......About time this Kennedy clan goes down....

 I ask you have you ever seen a more livid yell at every one on the floor individual like Nick Johnson..He yelled at just about everybody except Patch which is a rare ocassion...Now Joey Johnson on the other hand has simmered down a bit the last few weeks...Joey has hung up his tell everybody on the floor what they should do including the refs..In fact I noticed Joey after the game standing alone smiling..Not sure what to make of that...Paul Castonguay drove Joey home last night imagine that ride...Paul yelling about xbox, And passes, And Joey having no clue who Paul is...I've decided I will lay off Jeff Moses for a bit..Last time I rode somebody this hard his name was Jerry, And we know how that turned out...Another week, And Vinnie Zizzo ends up face first into the boards this time he didn't do it to himself..As I hear it Scotty Rosato was harboring some ill feelings about his pal Mike...Shit the way he played  the BRD should piss him off more often...A jolly Scotty makes for a bad goalie...Carmen Fuccillo dropped his stick as he was running with nobody near him, And blamed a divot on the floor..I hear him that same divot got me...As I was driving past Burger King last night on the way home I saw Patch, And Carey in line so I avoided that at all costs..To much commotion with the two of them involved..

 Franky McNulty was serving his suspension for getting slapped around last week, And Bobby Haas was shopping for a remington razor....

 When I saw Franky McNulty don the full front face sheild before the game last night I thought of three things...Either it was part of the D1 uniform, Or he bought it at a yard sale, Or the Green Pickles bus was somewhere, And I just failed to see it, but as I witnessed Vinnie Zizzo get hit with a blatant cheap shot against the boards and saw Franky start throwing haymakers at the fat cheap punk I realized the intent with the helmet...You must commend Franky's standing up for his teammate like that..It was the right thing to do even if he may of got tuned up in the fight...

 Patch has been under the radar the last few weeks, But now he's back on the post..First he's trying to throw a shakedown that he's disguising as a 40th birthday..I mean his birthday is in April, And the party is in July you do the math...Then after that he almost drives me, And John off a cliff, and finishes by him, And John Carey making quite the chaotic scene at the Burger King window..They needed 6 bags...Burgers flying everywhere..Just utter nonsense..John, And Patch are no good in my eyes,,,I knew it years ago, But failed to realize it...Nick Johnson bought beer last night, And I could only imagine the tears as he parted ways with that 20 dollar bill...Joey Johnson was a quick exit, And I thanked god for that....By Vinnie Zizzo getting boarded and falling into the boards that saved Vinnie the embaressment of getting laughed at after he fell by himself with nobody near him..Paul Castonguay was back at it after his run in with a 5 year old and their tricycle...Carmen Fuccillo thought he worked for Apple last night...Good thing John stepped in when he did, Or Carmen may still be there...Jeff Moses didn't stink last night..So we dodged a bullett there..When Jeff Stinks oh boy does he stink...The BRD is currently trying to secure Bobby Haas for the summer season..It's been a struggle with Bob so far, And I'm not so sure he hasn't escaped from a Wyoming prison with that beard he's sporting....I have a little advice for Scotty Rosato when you cover up the ball close your glove, Or let the ball roll in what ever you prefer...

 Mikey Pasciuto was at the firemans ball last night, And rumor through town is that if Franky is out for the summer that big animal Ricky may be on board..Pretty sure I've heard this before...

 We have waited many weeks for such a glorious night, And I'm not talking about having ten guys last night...I'm talking about having all our D1 star power on the floor...It's been so long since Franky McNulty,Nick Johnson, And Joey Johnson were all present on the same night..I feel so alive this morning, And blessed to have witnessed this epic event..I mean disregard Franky stepping on the floor, And promptly handing a breakaway to Wine Cellar, Or Nick beating the shit out of the goalie's pads, Or Joey taking Patch's mirror off in the lot...It was such a great evening for the BRD to share as a team...

 Mikey Pasciuto is inching closer to retirement, And I guess Franky is too..I bet you see both by July...I'm not sure that would be a good thing, But they'll be back...Vinnie Zizzo fell coming on the the bench once again, But I wonder why he was sprinting to the bench like he just knocked off a Little Peach...Bobby Haas made his one game every 32 weeks last night, And recieved rave reviews from the BRD, But growing a beard like that takes time so we'll see Bobby right around the same time we see Mikey, And Franky...John Carey was livid at the fact that I say he is livid..See what I'm saying John...Patch was his same deadbeat self as he managed for one week at least to stay under the radar for this post...Carmen Fuccillo is now traveling for tournaments..Now I've seen it all....Mike Soleaski has a rocket, But hits the net less than Nick, And thought he was me on one play as he missed the ball clean...Must need some thicker glasses...Scotty Rosato has been filling in on a few nights here and there..That's good..The more you play the better you get..You think Scotty can play 20 hours a day every day..Just a thought...

 Steve Silveria made a guest appearance with the father, And the father was sporting a sharp Green Day hat..Funny I pictured him to be more of a rap fan...Steve is alive and shitting in a bag..Just living the American dream...Jeff Moses had a toothache,Sinus infection,a hang nail,a splinter..Who the hell knows,Or cares for that matter...The BRD have won 10 in a row now...The winning streak began once Jerry Alviti left...Coincident..I think not...

 It came as a surprise to most present last night, But Mikey Pasciuto has informed us that he will retire once his daughter is born..Now that being said he also claims he will be back once his wife says get out of the house you stiff and go play..So as I look at it not sure it's really retireing,But for all intensive purposes on this post he's out...

 Scotty Rosato's play has been solid as of late, but he still managed to let in a shot from the side of the net..Scotty is worth the price of addmission in so many ways...Patch seems to be shedding the Wolfman voice, And has enjoyed his two weeks minus the parents..ohh what a joy it is to see a 13 year old girl happy...Mike Soleski doesn't say much and I would like to keep it that way..The less people that talk to me the better...John Carey has been searching the archive of this very site, And claims I was much more nice before than I am now..I think it all coencides when John said I was a bubble hockey player....See I never forget...Vinnie Zizzo got his fall out of the way on his way into the building this time, And I believed that hindered him during the game..Because nobody knew he was playing until the third period...Jeff Moses showed up minus Nick, And wants to get the new Mike Roberto line of sticks...Shit one penalty shot goal and now people want your stick..Is this how it began for Nick?,,Joey Johnson was all jolly last night, And very quiet..One would assume they most of upped his dosage..Well it's about time...What the hell were his doctors waiting for...Carmen Fuccillo was talked out of a beef with 25 seconds left in an all important 3 goal game as time was winding down...The tanning booth must of killed some brain cells...

 I guess Nick Johnson is part of some workout cult..Plays hockey 4 nights travels to Philadelphia like I go to McDonalds, And now needs a work out regime with other D1 stars...Nick's 120 pounds soak and wet..Lert's call it like it is no matter waht you do no muscles will be present...Franky McNulty is just no longer a factor..I guess he can play, But is resting for a big time tournament that I am a little excited to hear the results of..Paul Castonguay was out due to the fact that I guess he got run down by a shopping cart being pushed by a 5 year old..I can only imagine the damage that did..I hope Paul is ok...

Every week we are subjected to the vocal tirades of one Nick Johnson...Fold the team,cut this guy..Let me run the team..Shit we just about heard all of this from Nick, But life as a Professional steet hockey player is tougher than any of us know so when word broke that Nick had yet another tournament on the night of John Carey's 3,645 page rule book of a fantasy baseball league John quickly made the move and with the assistance from Chico severed ties with the enigmic Nick, And gave him a dose of his own medicine...What a great day...

 During and after the game some interesting things happened..For one Joey Johnson believes he needs to play with more talent..Hey I hear ya..We need more D1 players, And ended up with you so we are all in the same boat..Live with it...So Paul Castonguay was up to his old tricks yelling about passes..Shit I'm a forward and nobody passes to me and I'm ok with it...At Paul's advanced age the only thing he should be worried about is if his medicare went through...Carmen Fuccillo pays 30 dollars to play..Well the floor time he gets he acts that way....Hell of a pass by Carmen too...Oh wait that wasn't him...Mikey Pasciuto is fresh off his Aruba trip, And with all the heightened security around Nick he was unable to get close to him...Mike Solesky remembered my name..I can see how that might pose a challenge...Looks Like Joey has some competition..Scotty Rosato had a 2 save shutout...The percentages show 2 shots on net usually result in two goals, But Scotty was sharp on those two clearing attempts...Patch had just a bit of the Wolfman Jack last night, And I never realized a play in game for the NCAA tournament could be so vital..Maybe it's because he couldn't find the broom last night...Vinnie Zizzo did not attend the 621 last night and destroy a salad again..I think he went to Friendlys to share a bananna split with his woman...

 Franky McNulty was out again..I get laid more than I see Franky, And married with two kids we know that isn't often...Jeff Moses was out last night I guess Fidelity had a big sale on the Contra fund,Or maybe Nick wasn't there..You be the judge...Rumor is Steve Silveria may make an appearance..I'll tell you one thing he better be in a casket.

 Of all the crazy utter nonsense that Patch spews on a nightly basis who the hell would of expected him to turn around and sound like Wolfman Jack last night, But that's exactly what happened...Bad enough I hear him calling for offsides in my sleep, But now I was subjected to that silly voice of his last night..I ask where the hell does it end with this kid..

  As has been the case all season the BRD was shorthanded once again so what better a time for Joey Johnson to take a whole period off...I'll tell you one thing not really sure what that was all about...The last few weeks Franky McNulty has been missing in action, But last night he made a cameo..He arrived at the end of the first period, And by the time he put on all his D1 issued protective equipment there was 3 minutes left in the game...Vinnie Zizzo was most impressive on the floor, But even more impressive at 621 as he took down a steak tip salad in record time..Quite the display...John Carey is in his glory as this is his time of year, But I must say I'm not sure how much more John can listen to Patch run down his weekly tv watching..Scotty Rosato was pretty good last night again, But has advised me of a slight drinking issue he might have as I write this my eyes are welling up with tears..All I can say is I'm proud of you Scotty...Paul Castonguay was a little late to the game and screwed out the door very quickly..Did they release a new Call of Duty I wasn't aware of...Jeff Moses was all over the inferior talent last night, And exploited it..I mean he was playing Nick's side, And it took him a period and a half to realize he isn't Nick and to start passing...

 Nick Johnson, And Mikey Pasciuto are still out in Aruba..Nick most likely will never make it back, And Mikey while he's at it is gonna book a trip to Italy last minute since he has money to burn...Carmen Fuccillo was out last night..He was either tanning, Or at the Gap trying on womans skinny jeans to get the right fit...Come to find out I work construction...

 I will be honest I never pray, But recently I have began..Every night I looked up and my prayers were finally answered after all these years....The BRD's biggest problem has been solved...What you ask?..Jerry Alviti has done the BRD a favor and resigned his spot to pursue a career as a professional bouncer..Great move in so many ways..I think he thinks he's Patrick Swayze in Road house minus all the pussy Swayze got in his day..

 Nick Johnson, And Mikey Pasciuto will be taking on the island of Aruba for a charity golf event that the BRD is hosting..Nick may never get out of Boston, And Mikey will have no money once he gets there due to his last minute booking of the trip, And maybe with any luck his wife will oblige him on the happy island, And in return Mikey will be very happy..Last week I left Jeff Moses out of the post, And I know Jeff was very upset over this, And I could see it on his face and most defintely his play as was on full display last night...Scotty Rosato has been sharp the last two weeks, And has me concerned that he is due for one of his patented doozy performances..I'll be honest I can't wait..I love those games when we score 8 goals and win by one...John Carey appears to be simmered down after last week and was running around with a portable type camera..I wonder if on that memory card if there is video of John mock drafting a baseball league by himself...Vinnie Zizzo fell coming on the bench..Just par for the course with that kid...I ask you again where did we get this kid?Patch was sick this week and ran down all his week with his family...I'll put it the best way I can I don't care, And I mean that in the nicest way possible, Or maybe I'm just an asshole...Paul Castonguay was out the door quick,,One has to wonder if he is seperating himself from the BRD in plans of going the way of Jerry Alviti...Carmen Fuccillo's goal scoring streak ended last night..Strangely enough that all coincides with us playing a decent team...Joey Johnson needs to wear a muzzle i've never seen somebody talk throughout the whole game...He gave me a headache..I liked it better last week when he was falling asleep standing up....

 Franky McNulty was out again, And either this baby thing has him in dire straights, Or he was whipping up a mean leg of lamb...Steve Silveria is alive, And has no life so much that he wants Patch to text him the group team texts...Where is Timmy..I can only imagine the gunt he has by now...

 On a serious note I am sorry to see Jerry go..From the botton of my heart..He will be missed...Yeah ok..The biggest issue is who the hell will I write about now...Jerry gave so much to this site, And so little on the floor.

 Since Joey has come back to the BRD full time...He has played pretty well...Yelled at just about everyone on the floor...He was a ref one time, But last night he was on top of his game in so many ways..He put so much energy into all that yelling that he was falling asleep standing up..Now I've seen many things in my day, But to doze off standing up that may be a first..Thank god Joey is back...

 John Carey was quite livid last night..I'm not sure I have ever seen somebody that mad...Shit I'm pretty sure that if I found out Lori was cheating on me I wouldn't be that mad...Well John is a Scorpio..Whatever that means...I guess Patch was involved in conversations that he has no memory of..When will he move on from such an excuse..Oh yeah when he grows up...So I guess that will never happen...Carmen Fuccillo was his usual all over the place self, But my question is do you think he knows that we had guys on the bench and it's ok to come off the floor..Oh wait he paid more than me..I almost forgot...I stumbled across a picture of Vinnie Zizzo at what I believe may of been a Dairy Queen sharing a nice sundae with his woman friend...First off what man shares a sundae, And second off to have two spoons..What the hell does he think this is 1953 with Danny Zuko, And Sandy...Scotty Rosato was on top of his game last night..Hey even a blind squirrel finds a nut once in awhile...Paul Castonguay looked like he was back in 2001 as he was smooth, And decisive on the floor, But then his battery on the pace maker failed, And he had to take a few shifts off...Nick Johnson is poised for his Aruba I mean he may never get home, But that's the risk I'm willing to take...Does anybody, But me notice that when Nick faces off vs Ricky he gets pretty emotional..Something tells me that a game of hide the salami went bad between the two of them..

 Mikey Pasciuto was a no go last night..I guess he needed to recover from last weeks 621 episode, Or he was putting together his last minute Aruba trip..Last minute trip to Aruba..Most people do that...What a sump...Franky McNulty plays one game takes 3 off..He may be worse than Jerry..Speaking of Jerry Alviti he was out once again last night with who the hell knows what it is thsi week...Power outages,Family reunions....Meetings..You name Jerry has an excuse for it...We should cut his ass, But who would tell me how great he is at everything, Or how many woman want him...He makes me feel 18 again, And at our age that isn't a good thing...

You may ask who Wacey Rabbit is...Last night Mikey Pasciuto sure knew who he was in fact Mikey was pretty well lubed up which I respect...He not only exchanged words with Nick which we all know is a no no, But also had a few choice words with Ricky at 621....I think the realization that his life may very well be over as he knows it led to his binge...Welcome to the club Mikey...

 Nick Johnson was at 621..I was so happy..I was at a loss for words..I love Nick, But I know most do..To sit across from him got a little stir in my pants..I wonder if Nick is still open to this type of activity..I hope so....Patch was in his glory last night as he played some prototypical Patch songs....By the way his drive home last night may of been the worst I have seen to date...Franky McNulty had to work the late shift last night, And that's a good thing for Patch..He may of lost his shit if Franky, And Nick were at 621...Scotty Rosato rebounded nicely from his stellar performance last week, And has put his hat in the Ossipee ring..I'm not sure I can handle all the excitement Scotty brings...Paul Castonguay played a pretty inspired game last night...I guess put the old bastard on a sheet of ice and he is all set....Carmen Fuccillo did have a little altercation last night..Glad to see all peace in the world is restored....Jeff Moses hasn't given me any ammo as of late..His play has been ok, And his love for Nick seems to be at an all time low, But in the end Jeff is Jeff and he will always figure out how to screw up...Surprisingly Vinnie Zizzo didn't lead the team in falling last night that honor went to Nick Johnson...I'm sure Nick will say that was all part of his game plan...John Carey was quite the chatter box last night as he addressed several issues with the BRD rival teams at 621..It left me wondering who John plays for...

 Jerry Alviti was out again with yet another bouncer meeting..They require quite a bit out of a 4 foot 2 bouncer that works 7 hours a week...I'm glad Jerry found his calling...Joey Johnson was out too...Must be back with his girl...

 I have often asked myself what is Patch's ultimate purpose in life, And after many years of wondering I may of figured it out..I believe deep down Patch would like to be able to sweep the floor at 621..The two poor assholes had to wait on him to close the joint as he covered every single TV show from 1979-present...At one point I wondered if the conversation would ever end, And contemplated killing him or myself..We all have different opinions why to pull the plug on the team..He may be reason #1-10...

 Before Patch breaks the news rumor is Nick Johnson will attend the 621 next week..Patch seemed really happy about this, And it's quite the relief to me knowing this info..Now I can get through the week knowing Nick will be there next week...Thank you Patch...Carmen Fuccillo has went two weeks without an altercation..I believe that's a record for him, But I can't help but be a bit freaked out by the Paul Castonguay relationship with Carmen..Maybe it's just me, But it has a bit of a Brokeback mountain feel to me...Now I know when I speak nobody listens, But I thought I made it clear that somebody was to block Joey Johnson from sitting near me on the bench..I'm not sure how more I can take...I thought John Carey, And myself were tight, But last night as we entered 621 John Carey snubbed me..Lead the team in +/-, And you act that way..Baffles me...I must of pissed somebody off last night...I was sitting next to Joey during the game, And Vinnie Zizzo at 621...I did get to see quite the gay pictures on Zizzo's phone...I should not of been surprised...Scotty Rosato was about as off as a goalie can be...I am not sure if I have ever seen a goalie let in more shots from behind his own net than Dickie boy...Quite the performance...Jeff Moses was in all sort of disarray about playing last night, And carried it over into 621 that we needed to sit at the bar or he was leaving..I can't believe we didn't take him up on his offer and sit at a table...Jerry Alviti had a whole lot to say about the first line last night..I find it funny that this conversation only happens when I am the only first line rep there...I look at it this way he has a Kia..Enough said...

 Franky Mcnulty was working picking up some extra loot for formula...Mikey Pasciuto was MIA..Not sure what he was up to, And I guess Steve Silveria is out for the foreseeable future..I advised Patch not to mention Steve's name again unless he dies..Now his father is a whole different story...

 It's come to a point where maybe we ask Patch to do to much..He has a whole bunch on his plate..I mean between watching Glee,Two broke girls, And Cinemax after dark so the grape gets a treat..It seems like what we ask of him is to much for him to handle....So I have decided that I will decide when we pull the plug on a game, And this is what I came up with..We will not play if the temperature is below 40, or above 75..Any form of percipitation, And that includes fog....If Nick Johnson needs to take a week off to rest his big D1 head..Then we are all off, And if Joey Johnson plays we pull the plug then too...Only so much Joey talk I can hear..Somehow he always sits next to me on the bench..Lucky me..All these new game stipulations sounds fair to me.

 Once again Patch failed to supply beer so this post won't be very long...Jerry Alviti to our dismay played last night, And informed us that he has upgraded his car...I would love to meet the guy that claims a Kia is an upgrade from a Nissan...That's like saying Bea Arthur is an ugrade from Gisele...Mikey Pasciuto was not at all happy with the play of the BRD last night...The newly inforced no booze for the BRD Patch has put in place must be taking it's toll on more than just me...Carmen Fuccillo scored two goals last night, And got no penalties, But for some reason I think Carmen views last night as a bad game...Vinno Zizzo stayed upright..Yeah I'm surprised to...Scotty Rosato made 2 and a half saves so he was sharp...John Carey didn't seem as livid last night as weeks past..I much more enjoy the irate John....Paul Castonguay was also back on the floor, But he didn't trade in his Nissan...Still confused by that...

 Franky McNulty was at lamaze class...Jeff Moses stayed home because Nick wasn't playing...Steve Silveria had to get a new shit bag, And with no real D1 power we still managed to win...By the skin of our nuts mind you, But we did win...

 We all know that Nick Johnson is bigger in the prestigous Dek Hockey community that any of us could dream about, But now he has a Boston Saints bag..Great name by the way....Really original..Anyway he has this sharp looking bag..Shit I thought we crossed the line with the shorts, But I guess we were wrong...If we are self proclaimed losers what the hell are this Saints orginization...Nick once again is off to a tournament this weekend..Funny how every other weekend he travels to Philly,Ontario, Or any other place you wouldn't catch me dead in to play street hockey yet we can't get him to Ossipee for 3 days..I mean I'll bring my stick, And we can practice if it means that much to you...Nick recieved his Wild Wings Championship sweatshirt which by the way is a total knock off of the BRD hoodie, And threw his BRD one in the trash...What balls...Dare I say Nick has become Ray....

 With temperatures hovering arould 10 at game time we all screwed right after the game so I am limited on what I have to say...Patch was frozen solid on the bench...John Carey was frozen solid on the floor...Steve Silveria has to shit in a bag,And may be out for a bit....Vinnie Zizzo tripped in warmups...Jeff Moses is trying to rework mine, And his contract...Carmen Fuccillo only had two penalties...So he is improving...Scotty Rosato actually made a save...Joey Johnson held court with Carmen for 10 minutes..Then moved on to the other team..If Joey needs somebody to talk to don't look to me..pLease don't...Franky McNulty was honest about his penalty....I pretty much filled in the blanks when Franky walked by me with his blade in one hand, And the shaft of his stick in the other...Mikey Pasciuto marveled at Nick's bag, And I was quite dissapointed we didn't catch up this week on the recent news...

 Jerry Alviti was out with who the hell knows what...Who really cares or keeps track of Jerry..He probably had to celebrate the week after his birthday, Or Wakefield lost power..All of which is conjunction with 10 degree weather..It was cold so Paul Castonguay's arthritis was acting up...

  We have a bye next week, And I looked at the temperature next Wednesday and the high is 17..So thank good we are off...Cuz I have news for you we were going to forfeit...This time John's offer would be accepted...

 A whole lot of bullshit gets spewed after each game, but who could of ever seen the Q & A with Mikey Pasciuto that developed last night..I barraged him with about 50 questions about being a firefighter..I felt like a little kid at career day in the first grade..Mikey was forthcoming with his answers, And capped it all off with telling Tommy to wash his face...That was the highlight.

 Jeff Moses continues his torrid point production, But plays a 3 on 1 as bad as I have ever seen...Usually if you are gonna pinch you do it before the kid has the ball and a head full of steam..Just a play that reminds us why Jeff is Jeff....Joey Johnson was constantly in a beef last night..He was sour at just about everybody...Disregard the fact that he couldn't of stickhandled by my 75 year old mother last night...Nick Johnson has asked for help in going to Aruba..At first I was like fuck him, But what would the Dek hockey world think of me..That is very important..Nick asks for help you help..It's that simple...Once he steps on the Island of Aruba the natives won't even remember who Xander Bogaerts is...Steve...Steve..Steve...What a pass...At least when Steve turns it over he does it right..I blame his father not being there last night for this horrible turn of events for Steve...Sounds better than me telling him he stinks...John Carey continues to be livid at all that come his way...he has now sided with the refs...Is John on the Hockeytown take....Him Lasala, And a bag..Sounds about right...Patch all of a sudden is an avid Pat's fan...I knew this kid was a fake ass Giants fan...I ask what is there to like about him..Well he is a great coach...Right?...Where to begin with good old Scotty Rosato?...That was by far the best Dick Clark game by Scotty I have ever seen...Scotty was doing something last night unfortunately stopping the ball wasn't it...Vinnie Zizzo is back at it as he fell all the way across the floor...I mean what else is there to say..We all saw it....Paul Castonguay leaves so early after the game I never have much on him..You think he leaves due to my Carmen jokes?..Quite possibly...

 The BRD were without Franky McNulty last night..That may be a good thing due to the fact that my mom was wrong and he also misfired,And he said he would slap me around if my mom was wrong.....Jerry Alviti was also out..It was his 21rst birthday..No wait I mean his 36th...All the same in  Jerry's world....

 With Mikey, And Franky expecting all I can say is both misfired...So you know what they say it takes a man to make a boy...Well with Dave Patch being the exception to the rule.

 When you are growing up we all have dreams in one way or another..In fact Martin Luther King had a dream, But that didn't work out so good, But on New Years Eve at my house Patch revealed what is the dream of all dreams..He wants to call in to talk radio, And answer a few questions about Sixteen Candles..The Breakfast club, Or what ever 80's movie you can think of, And take home a whopping 100 bucks..Aim high Billy aim high...

 Franky McNulty, And Mikey Pasciuto are basking in being in the same boat..Mikey shot, And missed, And Franky hopes my mother is right..It's nice that for once somebody else has a baby on the way besides me, And Jeff...Speaking of Jeff Moses he has been on a tear as of late..Not sure what has got into this perrenial cone, But he has been good..That's as much of a compliment you will get from me take it, And run...Jerry Alviti claimed to be sick again, But showed up last night..I'll be honest he was a non factor..86 scoring chances and zip to show...He looked like me, But I can't get past the fact that he is a 35 year old bouncer..Ohh what it would be like to be Jerry for a day..I'm sure he'll say I could only wish to be him...Scotty Rosato was a bit under the weather, But toughed it out, And survived his first yellow ball incident of the New year...Vinnie Zizzo has promised that he will stop by my house next year dressed like Santa..I'll be waiting for that...Paul Castonguay was a quick exit and didn't join the BRD at 621..I think he was sour over the healthy scratch of Carmen...Questions still remain about those two...John Carey showed up to my off the wall New Years Eve bash, And came away from it a bit angry as he spent the better part of last night arguing with anyone in his way, And John's way home is 100 times quicker than Patchs....Joey Johnson was back at it last night, And wanted to eat Patch's whole meal...Have the D slash the other team, And to my pleasure sat across from me at 621..What a pleasure right Mikey...Nick Johnson is no longer a man I want to be...Deer antlers...Doesn't even have a beer anymore..Is her shit that good..You have an image to uphold, And right now you are failing..

 Steve Silveria had to work, And the way that kid goes it was probably a good thing he would of probably caught pneumonia....

 Now with my son now three years old he starts to want things..He doesn't want anything to crazy..Sitting on Santa's lap not for him...PS4..Nope..Xbox one..No thank you..What he wants is simple..As he told me...I mean he doesn't really speak to well, But I could see it in his eyes...All the little guy wants is to spend one hour with the great D1 phenom Nick Johnson..I contacted Nick's agent, And got no response..So I asked Nick for a personal favor, And he blatantly told me no...What has happened to this once give back to the community person...I guess he forgot John Carey put him on the Hockeytown radar...Disregard the fact that I slipped on the floor, And he yelled at me..I guess he thought I got tired and decided to take a nap....

  Franky Mcnulty had some stern words for me after he caught wind of my nose dive into my car..I guess Franky cares...I thought he was just an asshole..Although the shit story was amusing...John Carey is very irate over the recent amount of shakedowns that have been going around..I must agree...I recently stumbled accross a picture of Zizzo dressed as Santa..Wow what a piece of pussy will do to a man...Patch was pretty subdued this week..Now that being said Patch is still a doozy no matter which way you cut it..At least he stopped putting himself in stories that he was never part of....Jerry Alviti has played two weeks in a row, And is looking to regain his X-factor status...He's on the right track, But all that can derail him is yet another power outage in Wakefield...Those are common I guess...Steve Silveria got injured yet again..It seems to be an every week thing...Steve gets injured more than Paul, And that's quite a bit for those keeping score....Carmen Fuccillo is still giving out candy like it's Halloween..It all makes sense since the way he's been playing is downright scary....Jeff Moses had a solid outing...This marks Jeff's first good game since high school..A 15 year gap between good games..Not bad...Joey Johnson was also present last night..He won one face off..Not bad for Joe..Wanted to play D..Then said he had malaria..All in all a typical day in the life of Joey....Scotty Rosato was...Well lack of a better way to put it bad..I was a little mad at this then I realized that this was our last game before New Years..Which we all know is Scotty's time of the year....So what better way to send us off into our little break without a kazoo solo..I speak for everybody when I say thanks Scotty..It is appreciated..Especially those goals from 200 feet away...Nothing like a momentum killer...Mikey Pasciuto was working last night, And unable to attend..His insight on my nose would of been interesting to say the least...By the way I got my 500th carreer point, And no stoppage of play..I blame John Carey, And solely John Carey.

 All kidding aside...I wish all members of the BRD, And their families a Merry Christmas, And a Happy New Year.

 As we all know John Carey fancy's himself as an exquisite keeper of all the milestones that players are reaching, But as I approach 500 career points I get nothing from John..Not a reminder..Not hey good job you bald headed fat fuck..Nothing...As much as John yells that I'm the captian I get nothing..I'm starting to wonder where his allegiances lie..That's if he even has any...

 Bobby Haas made a triumph return to the BRD, And agreed to fill in when needed...That being said see you in August Bob...I'll take Franky McNulty, And Mikey Pasciuto in one swift motion..I don't like to air peoples personal life on this site...Well unless your Jerry Alviti..So I will say congrats to both fine gentleman...I'll take it easy on both this week in light of the news, But I will say Mikey played D like Jeff, And Franky went backwards more than he went forward...That stupid looking helmet that Nick has been weraing has impaired his hearing as the word three confused him..I can see so many reasons why I would yell three...Patch was at his best again..Tommy robbed him, And he sat there and did nothing, And sent out a foul text about after the game..Will this kid ever quit the team...Steve Silveria recovered from his slip down the stairs...I was thinking he would be out for a few weeks so imagine my dissapointment when he was at the game...Paul Castonguay has finally snapped as he was spotted running through Hockeytown half in the nude...I guess when a D1 star asks they get your shorts...Paul you have to draw the line somewhere...Have you no dignity?Carmen Fuccillo was involved is a hackfest with the other team unfortunately he was the only participant...Jerry Alviti unveiled Frank the tank once again so that means he had three beers instead of two...Scotty Rosato took his solid play the last few weeks, And threw it right out the window...Good thing we were playing Helen Keller school for the blind....

 Joey Johnson was out again...What happened to the balls this Zoloft king once had?...Jeff Moses's wife threw out her back..I'll leave it at that...Vinnie Zizzo hurt his wrist...Something tells me I don't know want to know....

 Nick Johnson has decided that it might be time to pull the plug once Mikey, And Franky go into a life of...Hmm well like Jeff...I will support all that Nick does...Shit if I don't the D1 police featuring Ricky,Purcell,the Fergies,Derek, And a whole bunch of other deadbeats will come get me...

 I often sit up at night, And think what it would be like to be Nick Johnson, And I'll be honest I wanted to be Nick, But just like that it all changed..Last night Nick was sporting a sharp Jofa helmet on loan from Ray Dow....I can only imagine the story attached to that helmet...Now I know that a helmet is D1 issused..I have seen many of the greats don the helmet..I thought Nick being the new generation of D1 greatness would try to buck the trend, But alas I was wrong..Now he's no different than all those 50 year old stars who wear helmets, And believe they are still good..I feel bad for Nick...If that's his future..

Jerry Alviti didn't show up to the game, But showed up to drink...I am not alone when I say I like it better that way...The BRD went to 621 after the game, And Patch was worth the price of admission as he made up a few stories that never happened, And as I was driving behind him home last night I couldn't help,But wonder how John Carey drives home with that stiff..Red lights..No need to stop..Staying on his side of the road not a factor...It doesn't matter he's like a cat with all the lives he has...John Carey slighted me when it came to the bobble head..The worst part of it is he gave it to Mr.Helmet..No class...Mikey Pasciuto did his husbandly duty last night as he brought his wife home dinner...Is Mikey that nice a guy or am I just an asshole cuz Lori wouldn't of got shit from me...Need to set the rules...Joey Johnson was back after a slight hiatus, And was drawing up some plays with Carmen, And Zizzo..Here's some help Joey tell Carmen to run into the corner, And tell Zizzo to fall over his own feet, Cuz no matter what you tell those two that's what they are gonna do...Jeff Moses was adamant over an assist, And is currently at Dick's sporting goods buying a helmet...Scotty Rosato made one save..Fell asleep in the net..Went home after the game so he gave not much to go on...Sometimes the less you get of Scotty the better...Paul Castonguay was also an offensive force...He spent so much time trying to score he forgot to play defense....

 Frany McNulty apparently missed the time of the game through the 17 text messages Patch sent, And I trust Franky to cook for me...Some chef he is...Steve Silveria fell down stairs..Is it me or does this kids calamities make Zizzo look graceful...

 I think it is time we get by being awestruck at the presense of Scott Staap being on the floor when the BRD takes on Mutany...The Creed legend took a cheap shot at me last night, And I take the blame..I mean who didn't like With Arms Wide Open, But enough is enough...As I thought about maybe the fact that he was in a sex tape with Kid Rock may of led him to this anger.....

 Mikey Pasciuto is trying to get a little gathering next week at 621...Details are still being worked out...On another note Mikey was back at his current events track, And was always knowledgeable..The only real issue I have with Mike is that we both know Randy Dudley, And that's not good for anybody...Nick Johnson was on top of his game, But I can't help but wonder what happened to Nick's days of having more than one beer....He's oout of there quicker than Paul running to the front of the line for X-box one..Speaking of Paul Castonguay the new xbox comes out tonight..So we won't see Paul until somewhere around June of 2014...Vinnie Zizzo can play D..Forward, And whaever else you ask of him, But I have never seen anyone lose a faceoff that clean..i'm not even sure he was in the circle...John Carey made a good statement last night saying that the BRD are the most consiset team up hockeytown...And in the same breath said he doesn't really remember much about Wednesdays..Makes perfect sense...Carmen Fuccillo was trying to buy his way to a permanent spot on the team by offering up some candy..I was excluded from his attempt..That shows no class at all....Jeff Moses, And Patch may well get slapped, And not for the usual reason like Jeff turning the ball over 12 times, Or Patch talking fantasy sports...This time it's their survival in the pick one..I'll try this again I'M OUT so therefore I could care less How Detroit has fared against Tampa the last 5 times they played, Or the fact that Houston is better than their record...Go back to Facebook updates, And how if you don't have kids you have no clue...I liked that better...I stumbled across that picture of Steve Silveria on Halloween...Nice costume...How long it take you to think that one up, Or even put that costume on...I'll take a shot..30 seconds...Scotty Rosato has been solid, And at times the best BRD player..Sorry Nick, But what that all translates to is that we're fucked...When Scotty is Dick Clark we're good...When he isn't Dickie we are bad...Makes no sense to anybody but me....

  Jerry Alviti was sick again....He must have the immune system of Tom Hanks in Philadelphia...Franky McNulty I guess informed us he would miss two weeks..All news to me....I just thought he was buying new cowboy boots...Joey Johnson who really knows...I think the Market Basket CEO fiasco is weighing heavy on him, Or maybe his girl won't let him play...I advise Joey to talk to Jeff about that subject...

 Nips..A simple word, But yet so poignant.....

 After the game last night the BRD decided to pursue a former G-Nation player, And the task of getting this young man on board fell on my shoulders...After some prying we located his number and we attempted to make the move, But at this time there has been no response..I myself is upset over this as me and this player had a very solid deep relationship..Well at least I thought we did, Or maybe he realized that we stink, And the guy who sent the text is a loser..I think I'll go with that..

 Mikey Pasciuto made his return to the BRD after a few game hiatus, And really wasn't himself..I think there are some issues developing with Mikey and upper management...John Carey came through as usual for me last night, And steered clear of any situation that would lead to another heart to heart with Scotty..Good move...Scotty Rosato is still fuming over the snub last week by Joey Johnson...Scotty needs to let it go...Joey is a special person...Vinnie Zizzo almost fell while on the bench...What the hell is wrong with this kid...Well a whole lot, But i'll leave it alone for now...Jerry Alviti is once again on the chopping block..No surprise there, But said he's all about making money right now...Hmm is wedding bells in his future...ho would be dumb enough to marry the X factor....Patch is once again broke...Once again no surprise there, But me, And John forgot to ruin Dexter for him...Carmen Fuccillo arrived as the third period began and had a box of Ziti with him to go along with his tomato paste...Jeff Moses played a pretty decent game last night, And the story I get is the G-Nation kid doesn't want to play with Jeff..He prefers playing against him..I wonder why...Nick Johnson was slightly tame last night, But was still a bit lived at the fact we were only up 3-0 after two periods...I can see why..Coming off his major accomplishment at the Can Ams..By the way what did you get for that...Oh yeah the respect from the Dek hockey community...Paul Castonguay left the walker at home for a change, And was most impressed with Carmen's revival of the now defunct slap pass...Steve Silveria apperas to be slimmed down a bit I guess when you shit 14 times a day your bound to lose weight....

 Franky McNulty wasn't there last night..Hence nobody yelled at me, And Joey Johnson at this point nobody knows...Poor Joey...

 We all know the enjoyement I get out of blaming Patch for just about everything..Well he did tell somebody to push my son, But that's just him being an asshole...Anyway after the BRD went on their improbable run, And won two D II titles in a row..What was talked about forever should of been a reality, And he should of pulled the team, But Patch was selfish as always, And wanted to keep the team alive so he could hang out with 10 of his so called friends..For the guys on the team we know the truth about that..So to have a reason to drink, And be with friends he left this latest edition of the BRD alive....As far as the friends angle goes I thought that why he had facebook..225 of your closest friends who would of thought...

 Jerry Alviti was a quick exit last night not that anyone really cared, But this self called Frank the tank has seem to fall off the map...Don't think it's the dress shopping..Maybe the power went out in Wakefield for a record 2000th time...Nick Johnson has come up with the ever brilliant plan that he should play D...He can't hit the net from 15 feet away so lets move him back 10 feet..Sounds like a plan...Franky McNulty also sort of vanished into thin air after the game...My guess is that on one of him, And Patchs movie dates..Patch may of crossed the line, And gave him a quick reach around..So I respect the move by Franky to avoid awkwardness..I'm pretty sure we already dealt with that once...John Carey seems to be looking for trouble with me, And Nick...Maybe John takes offense to our lines minus stat line every week...I'll let John slide due to me him, And Scotty's heart to heart in theh car...Speaking of Scotty never ever compliment him..Once you do Dick Clark comes storming back...The BRD's iron man Paul Castonguay seems to hurt...This took me by surprise for the fact that Paul is always healthy...Vinnie Zizzo got into the booze slightly last night, And shared some tidbits of info with us..Was it just me or was Zizzo way to excited by Revere politics...Jeff Moses is suffering from a slight case of rigamortis as of late...He claims there is an issue with health..Well that explains why I've had to endure his great play for the last five years..Jeff didn't stink he was just sick..Now it all makes sense...

 Joey Johnson decided at 6:45 to tell us he was out..Good thing for us Carmen Fuccillo was hanging at Hooters waiting for Patch's call...Now that's dedication...Steve Silveria was also out..I think he was looking for a new hat,  And bow tie combo, But wait it's that time of year again..Sweater time...I think him, And his father should wear matching ones...Mikey Pasciuto was at work..The worst part about it I could of used his flare for current events in our Casino talk..I think him, And Zizzo would of had quite the time....

 I've mulled over the Nick Johnson D switch, And it may not work out...

 Once again due to the Red Sox in the world series there was no nonsense after the game, But I must say i'm starting to enjoy the play and go home thing..It spares me the usual Patch banter...From Facebook posts to how great his fantaasy team is to the Derek Retalic saga...Leaving right after the game has spared me all that, And makes me not want to stab Patch in the face as much..

  Leaving so quickly limits to what I can write, But i'll throw a few things in there...Nick Johnson was back at it for the BRD, And I guess the Chingy concert was pretty good...I am wondering how Nick allowed that game to get played last night..I've lost all faith in him...Jeff Moses has recovered from his "injury", But now is in search of a oxygen tank being placed behind the BRD bench...I agree with that notion...Joey Johnson is slowly getting back to the Joey of old..I mean he hasn't won a faceoff in three season, But at least his game is returning...Franky McNulty played the usual Franky game scored a goal almost killed 4 people..All in a days work...Paul Castonguay played his second straight game, And has been pretty good, But my guess is he may be out for a few months once the new xbox, And ps 4 come out...Scotty Rostao has been the lone bright spot at times for the BRD this season that being said he's one yellow ball away from having the wheels fall off...Vinnie Zizzo leads the team in points.....Wow..What else can I say to follow that...John Carey and myself had a little tiff on the floor..I regreted it after the fact due to the fact I think John was hiding in my bushes when I got home waiting to shank me...You can't cross John the wrong way...The result isn't pretty...
 

The list of inactives were extensive for the BRD...Mikey Pasciuto was busy throwing out the first pitch last night, And all the while talking about current events while he did it...Jerry Alviti had to tuck in his girlfriend, A hug her as he watched the game...Has anyone noticed Jerry hasn't been there the last two weeks...Ok good thought it was just me...Carmen Fuccillo refused the BRD invitation to play..Either he is dead or he doesn't like getting called at 7:50 for an 8:00 game...Steve Silveria was out also...Maybe he was contemplating what to do next after a picture of him surfaced wearing a bow tie..He looked like Clarke Griswold in European Vacation...

 The Red Sox won..3 in 10 years...What the hell happened when did they become the modell franchise in Boston...

 

 With all the superstars, And Jeff out the BRD faced quite the challenge they assembled the Z team...Now in you wildest dreams could you ever put together a worse group of players...You had Joey Johnson..The once unheralded up and coming star now relegated to Z team duties..John Carey..Was more concerned with Mike Napoli,Paul Castonguay..The BRD had to literally dust him off for the game...Vinnie Zizzo..Fell every time he got on the bench...Steve Silveria..Even his father stayed away from this one...Scotty Rosato..Pick up a shutout on 0 saves...Carmen Fuccillo...Tomato paste equals three goals and he didn't disappoint, And me..Enough said..With Patch being the captain of the ship it's all so fitting..At least he didn't tell me about his fantasy team....The last time I saw a worse group of players is well the Thundercats..When Josh is your big ticket item you have problems...

  The list of no shows was extensive..Nick Johnson was at a Chingy concert...Jeff Moses got hurt during the bye week..What's he Ice cube in Friday..How you get fired on your day off...Franky McNulty was buying advance tickets for Batman part 291...Mikey Pasciuto was working, Or is it after those D1 rumors surfaced he is now above playing with the Z team...Jerry Alviti was at game 1 of the World series..Now I ask who would take that stiff to a 1000 dollars a ticket game..Now Jerry will tell you that he is the best and everybody loves him, But it's quite the contrary.....

  I updated the night of for the first time in years I feel like it's 2002..All that is missing is Tink, And a few others thing we won't speak about...Kept it short this week everybody left right after the game so really had nothing to go on...Well at least we were spared Tommy for a week...

Last night on the floor there was a bit of a tussle, And not talking about Nick choking some kid out, And flexing his 110 pound muscle...I'm talking about Nick, And the good Dr. Carey..As I was trying to reinflate my lungs and line up for a faceoff John and Nick were exchanging words..I heard something about hand grenades, And pass once in awhile..I was pretty sure the more heated it got that Nick might choke John out too, Or John may well shank him..It seems like just yesterday that they lived together in Malden, And Nick was called Skippy..Where has the love went on the BRD...Did Derek Retalic take it with him..Ohh wait he hated more people than me...

 Mikey Pasciuto, And Franky McNulty headed off to Wild Wings once again...I am wondering what's the attraction there..Is it not good enough to hang with me and drink, Or are there some pig looking waitress there, Or is George the attraction....By the looks of it I'm going with the George theory...A week has passed, And Patch still owes me money..How much longer can I wait..I think I have been more understanding than that fat headed facebook addicted loser deserves...Joey Johnson was almost a scratch, And then he was active...I guess he lost his glove in house...I think he was yelling at his glove blaming him for his stellar play., And threw it out...Hey he has to blame somebody...Scotty Rosato has played one good game in the three we played..That is a major improvement from last season when it was one good game and seven bad.....Steve Silveria smartened up and brought the father, And the father didn't dissapoint with quite the sharp jacket he was wearing...Steve was also seen carousing around the mall..Not sure what his intentions there were...Seems like front page material for the Boston Herald"Caddy from Happy Gilmore arrested for groping man at cell phone shop"...Jeff Moses scored yet another point...He now has as many points as goals he has allowed uncontested..Keep up the good work....It's with great pain that I say I think Jerry Alviti may be our best forward...I know you think I'm kidding but i'm not..The only thing keeping him from D1 is that when he is bad he makes me look like Sidney Crosby....Vinnie Zizzo showed zero class and parked right on top of my car in the lot..I almost got mad then I realized that Zizzo can barely walk none the less park a car...

 Where does Franky McNulty get his balls to think that a 39 year old man would have a checking account...By the way have you ever seen a line play as bad as the line of me,Nick, And Joey...Wow do we stink...

 Everybody wants the finer things in life, But some choose not to pay for them, And this goes directly to Patch..He owes me a small fortune(Well in his world it is)...Yet he refuses to fork over the loot..Little Mikey, And Leah need to eat, But Patch doesn't care..I ask you is there a lower form of life than Coach Patch?..Where's my Money...

 Mikey Pasciuto continues to set himself aside from the usual BRD banter after the game..Maybe we fall short of the Wild Wings..Well we don't have fund raisers, Or maybe Mikey realizes we stink again....John Carey, And me got into some conversations about making woman cry...I'm still wondering with Patch present did we say to much...Jeff Moses took exception to me blaming him for three goals last week...I have thought about it and it was a justified statement..If you want me to not poke fun of you it's this simple don't stink...Easier said than done for Jeff...Speaking of Stinking..What ever happened to the great Nick Johnson..He gets a woman..Lives the life of a D1 star, And now he is suspect at best, And if he isn't good what do you think happens to me...Vinnie Zizzo got himself into a little scrap last night...Do you think Vinnie knows it's ok to block a few punches, Or just move out of the way...Jerry Alviti scored a few goals last night, And seems to be getting back to the X factor form that drove Derek Retalic off the team...Safe to say we lost out on that end...Franky McNulty was a bit scrappy last night as well..I guess me inviting myself to the movies with him and Patch threw him off...At first I thought Franky went with Patch just to be nice...Like he was part of the Big Brothers Of America, But I think Franky enjoys his time with Patch...He may be the first and only one to stake claim to that...Steve Silveria was all clean shaven, And built himself a nice deck with the assistance of his father, But in Steve's selfishness he tied his father up all day, And couldn't make the game last night...Steve needs to show some respect for his father as well as the BRD...Scotty Rosato was sharp last night, And as I write this that last sentence baffles me..It's like 1% of the time Scotty is good...No really 1%...

 Joey Johnson was a late scratch last night..I think that D1 comment last week offended him..Carmen Fuccillo is still on his way to the game..Where was he coming from Bermuda..Paul Castonguay is on the mend...Did anyone even know Paul was hurt?

 The first line combo of Mikey Pasciuto,Joey Johnson, And Mike Roberto were so bad that I  had to tell them after that they both played like me, And as we all know there is only room for one me on the floor..I think that is just about as insulting as I could of got...Rumors were flaring that Mikey may be headed to the D1 list, And the effect was obvious as he barely spoke with us, And left early to pursue greener pastures...A move that reminded me of Nick...As far as D1 lists go..Somebody somewhere needs to revisit the Joey J D1 status...Maybe Joey is better suited as a coach...

  I guess next June up in Ossipee John Carey, And Jerry Alviti will be over looking the food situation up there..Hudson asked for a ref and there you go..Not sure it's a good idea to put two chronic weed smokers in charge of the food, But we put Hud, And Duke in charge so what's the difference..Both groups have addictions just in a different ways...Patch has vowed to make every Patriots game this year..Then last Saturday somebody slipped Jack D in his beer again, And he was off the board Sunday..Well he made two this year...Better than years past...Carmen Fuccillo grabbed his two sweatshirts last night, And went on his way...Two seatshirts..I guess he wanted them to fit just right sort of like those skinny jeans he buys...Vinnie Zizzo was by far our best forward last night..I'll leave it at that...Scotty Rosato was sharp for the first two periods, And has been playing well..I was starting to think Captain Kazoo had put the instuments away, But as we all know in the blink of an eye Dick Clark can return...Look he has died and returned from the dead the last 20 years..I'm still not sure he's really dead, And those last two goals indeded killed the BRD with no chance of returning...Jeff Moses had a nice two point effort last night, But don't let that stat line fool you..On the first two goals Jeff must of got caught in quicksand...Cuz he didn't move an inch, And the third goal he passed it like  a girl and boom three goals that were all Jeff's Fault...Should I expect more????Steve Silveria has not defected off the BRD like some...Lose Derek, And keep Steve somebody hates us...

 Nick Johnson was out last night because his talent supercedes playing in a game a week after a D1 title..As I looked through his 789 page contract that is a stipulation, Or maybe don't play on 4 nights for 12 different teams...I think he has to play on that many teams to keep his endorsement deals alive...Speaking of endoresements Franky McNulty has just signed on as the new Mr.Clean...Good luck...Paul Castonguay is out for a few months...Funny this coencides with the release of Grand theft auto..

 I guess all those deep runs into the playoffs the last three season which resulted in 2 titles we all forgot what the BRD is really about come playoff time, And that is the good old one and done, And last night they didn't dissapoint..I'll tell you I am glad that we once again stink...All peace in the world is restored...

  It's playoff time and we all know what happens then Patch loses control at the slightest hint of adversity,  And last night was no exception as he kept no stats to speak of, And basically had no clue who was on the floor..I guess this whole flower girl thing still has him shaken up...Mikey Pasciuto may be planning a defection from the BRD as he distanced himself from the BRD after the game as he sat 20 feet behind them..Can't blame him..The way we played I didn't even want to sit with us..He did do his good deed for the year though...Picked Tommy over us..Quite eye opening...When we get into a big game it's Nick  Johnson's time to shine, And Nick shined about as much as a 1822 Buffalo headed nickle....Joey Johnson showed up late to the game, And from all indications of his play he may of been better served staying home, And come to find out he isn't a power play type player...Who knew..Jerry Alviti as we all know is the X factor come playoff time, But unfortunately last night we got the Z factor...Z stands for Zero....Derek Retalic has his hands full with Sarah..She gets more fired up over a loss than him..In fact i'm not sure Derek ever changes his demeanor...Franky McNulty was seen after the game walking around the lot..One would assume it's one of two things...He was trying to figure out how to tell Patch he's wants out, Or two he has to cancel his movie date for the re release of the Notebook...Scotty Rosato did all he could last night, And it great Captain Kazoo fashion I'll let that 822 foot shot that hit the post go..John Carey made a new friend last night, And had a great time for himself..I can see catching up with an old friend for 10 minutes not two hours...John and me maybe at odds..In those two hours I had to endure Patch....It's Steve Silverias fault we lost last night..He abandoned the father for his brother, And his girlfriend..I mean that shows no respect by Steve for the BRD or his father..I ask Steve did you see the first championship picture...Jeff Moses is out of Ossipee..I guess it's his anniversary..Funny how it seems to always fall on a weekend the last 4 years..What calender is Jeff using,Or is it like Patch's birthday..A month long celebration...Paul Castonguay was still reeling after the Tnucs/Fighting Irish situation..He seemed more upset over that than the fact we lost..I guess the Irish offered a front office job when he retires at the ripe age of 71...Vinnie Zizzo was taken back last night by the Iron Men talent, And fell 17 times due to this, Or maybe he's just a dunce...

 Well we lost..Is anyone really surprised?..I'm not...All Patch's fault.

 After the game some unusual topics come up, And John Carey, And myself have come to respect the Teflon Don more than we did just a month ago...Teflon has many uses, But for John's purposes the whole outlook about it has changed quite dramatically...Now as far as Brandon Spikes goes..If you haven't seen his little tape I advise you to.I mean after seeing it I haven't been able to look at myself the same...If I was to become gay, And that isn't so far fetched..I would pick Spikes..Go big, Or go home...

 Derek, And Sarah are hard at the planning phase, And found a suitable replacement for the flower girl once held by Patch...I hear the choice is Ricky..I like the choice chubby people are cute...With the playoffs right around the corner it's that time as we all know for Jerry Alviti to shine...Without him we wouldn't of won two in a row...Carmen Fuccillo was back at it last night, And may well be a spook..I assure you he's no Brandon Spikes...As far as I hear there was a D1 convention at the feast..Here's the crazy part I'm Italian and had no idea that there was a feast still...Nick Johnson was there on date night...Vinnie Zizzo was there for frozen meatballs..By the looks of Zizzo a meatball sub is the last thing he needs...Patch is on the road to recovery after the flower girl incident...I feel bad for the young girl...Joey Johnson ran down the whole history of Market Basket, And so on and so on and so on...I listened, But I couldn't stop wondering who I pissed off to have to endure such a story....Scotty Rosato was sharp last night, And i'll even let that 70 foot shot that almost beat him slide...Scotty usually comes to play in the playoffs, But I can guarentee that there will be one game that he'll have the banjo out...Steve Silveria is still mulling leaving the BRD for the winter season to play net...He's seems torn by this..I have news for him none of us would even know he was gone...Derek Retalic lost his much heralded battle with Nick..On a side note he also lost to me..Sad indeed..

 The list of the BRD that was out last night was quite long..Franky McNulty was getting his dog a haircut with a cute little pink bow....I wish Mikey Pasciuto was there last night because he may be the one guy that would take out that punk..I mean he had no problem whacking me one 15 years ago...Paul Castonguay was playing bingo at St.Marys..I hear that when you get old that's what you do...Tim McPherson is on his way back...Back to where is the question...Jeff Moses was out too..I think he is still baffled about his powerplay time two weeks ago..We had a powerplay, And Patch was looking for him..

 I'll be having a little Labor day bash Sunday all are invited even though I realize that nobody likes me...

 I was going to let this subject go, But all the text messages and other ragtime I was subject to endure this morining led me to address the situation...Sometimes in life you are presented with some stuff that may be a little bit excessive, And seems like it's a major deal, But in essence it's minor...I ask all that's involved are you happy?..Do you care what others think?..If the answer is yes then no..Isn't that enough..My thinking is that it was all blown out of whack....So like the great Rodney King said can't we all just get along...

 Jerry Alviti pulled a Sammy"The Bull"Gravano last night...Really enough said there...Patch is under constant fire now add being left out as the flower girl to the list...Mikey Pasciuto's wife sees through all the fake fasade, And realized early on that Patch is a deadbeat..Nice observation...Carmen Fuccillo was back on the floor for the BRD..I guess he was in Maine, And when news broke he charted a plane flew in, And even had time to bring his own can opener..I just found out he is the new ad model for Pastene...One of the bright points of the evening was Steve's father..He got into the booze, And wore a sharp short set, And accented the ensamble with some nice black socks..I knew I liked Steve's father better than him, And with him I don't have to worry about getting shit on...Vinnie Zizzo had a stint at forward last night, And played pretty decent....He only fell once, And only severely injured two players not a bad nights work...Jeff Moses was spotted at Kowloons Sunday, And I caught him trying to tape a picture of himself on the picture that Nick Johnson has on the wall..The obsession never ends...I feel bad for the Doogie Howser looking stiff...Franky McNulty fulfilled a lifelong dream of playing with me, And Mikey Pasciuto...I'll be honest I'm still not sure who Mikey is....John Carey was smack dab in the middle of the controversy, And just kept mumbling something about a Bucdouble...The dope will do that to you...Paul Castonguay has been present after the games for quite some time now..I think maybe Paul has early stages of dementia, And thought he was at home on his couch...I arrived there last night and saw Scotty Rosato playing for Bad Company, And thought my dreams had been answered, And we were rid of good old Dickie boy for good unfortunately my hopes and prayers were not answered...

 Nick Johnson was out last night because his endorsement deal would be void if he faces inferior talent...Joey Johnson was out also due to the fact that Market Basket had a sale on chicken breast...Derek Retalic was out also getting a tattoo of Sarah's name on his salami..Oh no did I just give them an idea...I'll alert the tattoo parlors...I heard that Steve Silveria may be leaving the BRD in the winter..Can we keep his father?

 I never realized that Fred Astaire was disguised as Nick Johnson..Nick was smooth, And very light on his feet..In fact that little soft shoe he did in front of the net was worth the price of addmission...Nick can do it all, And now add tap dancing to his arsenal...I think Mikey put it best that's the worst 4 goal performance from a line that he has ever seen...

Joey Johnson the two way superstar center for the BRD must of forgot two way means play D once in awhile...I mean one shift would of been good...Not asking for much am I....Mikey Pasciuto is in the can collecting buisness..He claims they are for his Niece, But I see other issues at hand...I feel bad if Mikey is hitting hard times all he has to do is ask...Steve Silveria was done shitting and returned to the BRD..He should of stayed on the bowl....Paul Castonguay thought clearing the front of the net meant standing at the side of the net ..Vinnie Zizzo gave the worst impersination of a defenseman I had ever seen last night...He was so bad it almost brought me to tears...Jeff Moses saw some powerplay time...The only powerplay time Jeff should ever see is when he watches the Bruins game...I'll keep this simple Patch is the worst coach I have ever seen..At least our sweatshirts are on the way...Franky McNulty had a little sibling rivalry last night...It was like the North vs the South...Reminded me of Patrick Swayze in that old mini series the North and the South....Derek Retalic came out of the bushes late in the night..Not really sure why?...Looked shady to me..I'm not going to say what I really thought he was doing under there...Not much to say on the captain Kazoo front he actually played really good...So you get a week off Scotty...

 Jerry Alviti was out with the shitnickles, And I'm pretty sure he was making fun of Steve for the same shit last week...John Carey was out due to some mud he ran through..But I will say John was one hell of a coach last night...If Patch only listened..What a dunce...

 Last night Patch wasn't on the premesis due to his trip to Maine, And I must admit it was quiet, And nice..I never realized how loud that big headed freak is..We discussed life without Patch behind the bench, And we unanimously decided that he had to go..Think about it what does he bring to the table? I'll tell you..Nothing..Well he does get us the nice sweatshirts...No he doesn't even do that right..We won 3 years ago, And are still waiting...So it's with great pleasure I tell Patch that it's over...

 What is with Jerry Alviti?..I think he has a serious fascination with the first line...He talks about his immense skills, And then tells fables of how his line can outscore the first line..Must be all the pressure with so many dress sales coming out...Derek Retalic managed to hang in there for a bit last night...Surprising due to the fact that him and Sarah are newleyweds....Mikey Pasciuto continued his campaign to host his own talk show as his knowledge of current events is growing on a minute by minute basis..I am tired of saying Jeff Moses stinks, But I will say he played like John Blum last night...Vinnie Zizzo may be on his way out..I think he doesn't respect anyone on the BRD as every week he runs out the door in fact he told me as much..Well in my world he did...Nick Johnson hung out until the wee hours last night I think maybe it was cuz Patch wasn't there, Or the fact that he had his Arthur Fonzarelli shirt on...Where is Pinky Tuscadero when you need her?..You guys to young for that joke..I bet Mikey gets it....Joey Johnson is rounding back into form, And has simmered down a bit..Just don't try to explain things to him on the bench...John lost Joey several times with that conversation on the bench...Paul Castonguay was quite animated about a conversation with Sarah about Carmen..I now know Paul, And Carmen defintely did the how do you do...John Carey was enthusiastic about Patch not being there..He could get Burger King, And he wasn't fearing his life the whole way home..Well John had a few after the game..Maybe he was afraid....Scotty Rosato was much better than last week..Hard to stink that bad two weeks in a row...

 Franky McNulty was teaching a cooking class at the Lincoln school last night...Duke was the only one that showed up...Surprise there...Timmy McPherson is just about dead to me..I think he is out..If that's the case take that deadbeat Zizzo with you...Steve Silveria is still shitting...Market basket has a sale on toilet paper this week..Joey will pick you up some...Unfortunately we have to show Joey the picture so he understands...Bobby Haas was at a Dog show so he was out..His dog pranced around to I remember by Stabbing Westward..Fitting...

 Sorry Patch..It had to happen.

 As we all know by now Derek Retalic, And Nick Johnson have a friendly wager going through this season, And Nick Johnson being the hockey diva that he is decided to take the night off, And Derek went out and put 5 points up to narrow the gap..If I had to take a guess I think Nick is scared, And a little concerned..So my guess is he takes another game off so he'll have a bulit in excuse...One question I have is how do you deal with the fact that you might lose to Barney, And Betty?

  I have a new name for Mikey Pasciuto....From now on i'm going to call him Dan Rather...As we were trying to leave last night Mikey got into a whole thing on current events..It lasted a whole lot longer than it needed to..In fact I thought I was watching 20 minutes...I will let Patch off the hook slightly this week due to his nice birthday gesture...He is on his way to Maine this weekend..All I can say is imagine being in a car with that fat headed animal for 6 hours..That's enough for you to bring a bag of black tar heroin along for the trip....John Carey is now subdued as he limiteed the amount of booze that was present last night..I guess John doesn't like being part of the headline...Scotty Rosato may of let in the worst goal I have ever in my life ...Not sure what happened..It may be time to move Scotty up to the front office...Paul Castonguay had to head to Herman's Sporting Goods to pick up a new jock, And if that wasn't enough Paul followed that up with his trip on a slip and slide...I was concerned I thought he may of broke his hip....Franky McNulty was not the least bit happy with my cigarette smoke...Hmm pretty sure he has bummed more than one cigarette off me in his day..I'll chalk that up to hanging out with Patch on a one on one basis more than once, Or it could be I didn't know who Mikey Pasciuto was that time...Jerry Alviti was on the phone last night after the game..My guess is Donna Karan is about to release their winter dress line...Of all the stories I hear about Vinnie Zizzo's binge drinking all I get after the game is him drinking Hot chocolate..That's what happens when you get your info from Tim Savard...Bobby Haas has made two games in a row, And has been a factor both games, But unfortunately I came across some pictures of him, And some silly looking dog..Has Bobby/James Posey gone soft...I respect dogs, But not enough to let the whole social networking community to see...Joey Johnson is coming along as he beat me to the punch line of a joke....Joey's mind is finally catching up with his body..He now thinks like a 13 year old...Your getting there Joe...

Jeff Moses was up in Maine, And now is probably a good time to tell him that I broke his ring toss game...I am trying to repair it..Wouldn't want Jeff mad at me...Steve Silveria will be out for a bit as I hear he is shitting all over the place like the dog Bobby was posing with....Ohh how I can find humor in another persons misery

 

 Over the time a whole lot has happened at Hockeytown, But nobody could of seen the developments last night...Johnny Lasala gave Carey a stern talking to about his bottle throwing incident..I guess John was dimed out..Most likely by Patch....I'll give John credit he owned up to his actions..Something Patch would never do..The BRD is the model franchise, And don't need this type of publicity..As we speak they are discussing some sort of disciplinary action for John...Anger management,Black list,Rehab..Who knows...

 Jerry Aliviti continues to be the key to the BRD since the championship...Disregard the fact that he played as bad a first period as I have seen well since me, But once the lid came off the jar of Pastene Jerry had a little extra jump in the step...I would like to congratulate Derek Retalic on his very successful and happy marriage to Sarah..Wait they aren't married..Oh yeah that's right they just act that way...Teenage love at it's finest...Nick Johnson remembered my Birthday, And I can't lie that type of gesture by the best human being ever brought a tear to my eye..When somebody of Nick's caliber remembers the small people it's a testament to the person he is...Joey Johnson was back after a 6 week hiatus, And said he is good going forward..That being said we'll see Joey in 5 weeks...Vinnie Zizzo may of been watching film of Steve Silveria...Cuz he's become a turnover machine like Steve...Watch film on Jeff at least then you'll walk away feeling better about yourself...Speaking of Jeff Moses he'll be out next week..He made that announcement like we cared..In fact I was smiling on the inside...Paul Castonguay wasn't all violent last night...My guess is his daughter was there so he toned it down...That second to third beer could be killer..Just ask Patch...I guess Patch is seeking  a leave from the team due to stress..I guess if I took my line combinations from Sarah i might be stressed too...Scotty Rosato thought he was Derek Jeter in the hole, And dozed off a few times, But managed to recover just in time to make his 2 and a half saves on the night...That's two and a half more than he made Vs. Five O...The BRD dusted off Bobby Haas for this game, And it was just like old times..I scored on a semi breakaway, And Bobby thought about the wrap around every time he touched the ball even when he was at center ice..The only difference was Bobby wasn't in the box for a whole period this time...

 Mikey Pasciuto was down the vineyard..Is he closing a deal with the Kennedy's...Franky was out buying a new cowboy hat...And Tim McPherson is suing everybody so we may not see Tim any time soon...

 There's so much to say when you mention the name Bill Patch, But after 25 years of making fun of the world that is Patch world the realization is that I want his life....The same kid that rolls his pennies just to have money on a weekly basis has 4 trips this summer..Ossipee in June..I guess Vermont this weekend...Maine in 2 weeks..In case you forgot that's the trip where the kids go for free...And Ossipee again in September...Mind blowing that this kid has all these trips with no money...Almost 40, And not a care in the world...Well unless he locks his keys in the car like a sump...

 Derek Retalic, And Sarah managed to get some nice little tattoos of each others initials on their fingers..I suppose they think they are Angelina Jolie, And Billy Bob Thornton...We all know how that turned out...That may be the quickest moving 30 second relationship I have ever seen...Nick Johnson had the woman with him last night, And stunk..Are you starting to see the trend here..Yeah I am too..Nick maybe going back to his gayness...John Carey was a bit violent last night...Beating up coolers..throwing bottles, And just creating a stir...I think John was sour that he had to risk his life and drive with Patch home last night....Paul Castonguay was quite the spectacle as he threw a few bottles of the booze last night, And slapped Patch all over the joint..Watching this all unfold I got a strange feeling that I was watching a grandfather beat up his grandson...Should I of called DSS...I guess Patch, And Franky have become quite the cute little couple..Every Monday they have date night...For both of them I hope this is the beginning of something special...Good luck both of you..Jeff Moses somehow managed to swing hmself onto the first line...I assume it was his way of being closer to Nick...Jerry Alviti scored two goals last night...So we had to once again had to hear how great he was..I was actually surprised that he showed last night..I thought maybe his woman would put the foot down...Jerry has a tendecy to find thesewoman who are very needy...So I ask myself is it the woman he meets, Or is it Jerry...A good question to ponder...Steve Silveria didn't score on Scotty this week, But did pass to the other team...One out of two isn't bad...Vinnie Zizzo was seen before the game strolling around Hess gas station like he was casing the joint..You know what they say about Gas station rest rooms...Scotty Rosato was better than last week..I guess when you play as bad as he did last week you can only be better, And why was Scotty yelling at us when we were trying to help out Patch....

 Mikey Pasciuto had to work, And missed a chance to play his old team..It seems every time we play them Mikey has to work..He may be ducking the human pylon...Joey Johnson...Oh where is Joey...Long gone and hard to find...The BRD would like to introduce their new coach Sarah Titus.

 Last night the BRD needed a goalie bad so they recentely took a picture of Scotty  and made a cut out of him for such an emergency, And it paid off as the cardboard Scotty was sharp in all aspects..A solid effort I must say...Now on to a serious note..Wow..I'm not sure i've ever seen something like that in my life...So I guess Jerry Alviti had another emergency at work where they lost power..My question is where  is his work located in the Wild wild west...You use the same excuse 40 times it sort of loses it luster....Derek Retalic was a quick exit again...It may of been the realization of that he lost that bet going by his face...

Nick Johnson upset me last night....As we all know Nick is about Nick, But to not recognize that I have a new car until a year later..Now I know I am a peasant in the eyes of this D1 star, But that was upsetting..Mine as well get this out of the way..Nick I had a second kid...Patch makes no sense, But last night he was worse than usual.....His commentary on the bench was worth the price of admission.....His stats were excellent..Who knew we could lead 6-2 at three differant times after goals had been scored...Then after the game he has the balls to rush us out the door..I guess he is the only human that has to work...Can't say much bad about John Carey he fixed Lori's phone..So he gets a week reprieve...Mikey Pasciuto is on a mission this season this year as he has been on fire..Maybe he should of been in the bet...Paul Castonguay is back with the BRD...I'm sure Paul will go form being hurt to playing 14 nights again...I thought Jeff Moses had a good game last night then I work the stats and he was a -4..Then I thought what the hell was I thinking..Jeff is never good....Vinnie Zizzo played forward last night....And I liked him better at D...And i'm sure Derek does too...Carmen Fuccillo also played last night, And was a quick minus three,,,Should of stayed on the couch when Patch called...Steve Silveria had the father with him, But scored in his own net once again...Steve has more goals against us than for us...What a mockery...

 Joey Johnson is just about at the point where we may have to write him off for the season..I hope he takes Jerry with him...No update on Timmy McPherson..Last i heard he was running around dressed like a pirate...Damn post concussion syndrome...Franky McNulty was out last night too..Not sure where he was..Maybe a rodeo, Or in the wild west with Alviti...

 It's been awhile since I have updated due to obvious reasons, And much has happened since...The BRD hosted Patch's sweet sixteen party last Saturday, And the turn out was decent considering it isn't every day that a 39 year old man has the chance to have a sweet sixteen party...Patch was in his glory, And the only real beef I had was who the hell buy's natural casing hotdogs...I ask you who...That's what happens when you send a boy to do a man's job...After the game last night Derek Retalic bolted out of the joint...I guess he had a Sarah imposed curfew..For a minute there I thought he played for Permian High in Texas, And had a big game vs Southlake Carroll and that's why he left....I like my version better...As you all know we had an Ossipee trip a few weeks back, And many things usually happen out there, But I never expected to walk into that trip blind, And walk out with my vision..What I speak of is the greatness that surrounds Jerry Alviti..I never knew how much he meant to the BRD, Or to me in a personal way, And in case i wasn't aware of all that Jerry sure as hell let me know..

 Jeff Moses is toying with the notion of playing more than one night..I'll say it again you are not Nick..STOP before you hurt yourself....John Carey made a BRD function, And we had quite the photo shoot...John seemed to be having a good time then a disagreement over how to cook a sausage ended John's evening...Mikey Pasciuto's wife makes a mean meatball, And has a bit of baby fever..I made a deal with Mikey he can take both for a week, And see what he says after that,,,Something tells me we ould never see Mikey again...Nick Johnson seems to be pulling away from his D1 glory..At my house Satuday..Coming for the 4th, And now possibly Ossipee in September..Not sure I want him at any of that, But what can I do...Is Vinnie Zizzo the silliest looking person you have ever seen , or is it just me...Steve Silveria had his wife with him last night...How come everybody associated with Steve I like 100 times better than him...Franky McNulty did the unthinkable, And blew off Patch's Sweet sixteen...Patch was quite upset to say the least..I mean you invite the captain of the football team, And he doesn't show it just makes you look bad..Franky is trying to make it up to Patch as they have a day out planned which includes a trip to bonkers...I have seen some die hard Bruins fans in my day, But Scotty takes the cake...During the game up at Ossipee Scotty was on the edge of his seat..cheering,crying..He covered all the emotional spectrum, And then O.T. started I was scared what he might do, And then he went to sleep..He went to sleep..Enough said...

 Joey Johnson is MIA, and rumor is he was last seen with Aaron Hernandez at Rumor...Paul Castonguay must have the same Dr. as Gronk cuz he's still out with an injury...Tim McPherson still has no clue where he is...Before the concussion I'm pretty sure he had no clue then either...Must I mention the Kowloon episode...Patch is having a little shindig Saturday....The list of who will show is extensive..Sarah,Scotty Derek, And Jerry,,,That about sums it up...

 I will be having my annual 4th party all are invited....

 Through all my drunken incoherent ramblings I sometimes fail to remember that Sarah is a woman..I guess I got blined by all the unlady like antics that Sarah displays on a minute to minute basis, But I thought she knew me...An innocent text turned Barney, And Betty against me, And to compound the problem Patch got involved...As we all know that is never good for buisness...Either way through it all peace has been restored...I had to fix it as we all know one false move Derek will jump off the BRD for that shady yelllow team that played last night....

 Now as I have documented many times the fact that I am the biggest loser I know, But how can one make that statement with the presence of Patch...The federal case he made over this party was one for the agaes..You would think he was planning the Royal wedding...He should of been a woman...The easiest thing turns into Drama 101..Shit he drove me to drink...My hero Nick Johnson suffered a gruesome elbow injury..I told Nick a million times when when you are taking it use your hands to brace yourself not your elbows...Mikey Pasciuto pulled quite the stunt last night as me and him broke out 2 on 1...I only have two gears and I was at about 1 3/4 gear when he took the shot...The least you could do is tip me off..A wink, A nudge..Spit at me anything...Franky McNulty was back at it for the BRD last night...First game of the season..Championship game..I'll always take first game of the season...Carmen Fuccillo owns a Mercedes...As I write this I can't help think that it has to be Daddy's car...I really can't poke fun of it...Everything Patch has is Daddy's....I can't help think that maybe Jeff Moses is a poor man's Patch....He seems to have all sorts of family gatherings, And yet seems to enjoy this..Sometimes you need to stand up and use the balls your wife took 6 years ago, And take a stand...I mean he has his brothers wedding coming up, But sometimes there is no need...John Carey toed the line as almost being as bad as Patch with this party..He took it off the board  because he was mad at Patch...Reminded me of My son when he can't use the ipad..After John's display I managed to coax him into showing up as I have some elaborate plans for me, John, And the trophys...Steve Silveria was away the last few weeks..I believe in Aruba, And obviously he left his game there ala Natalie Holloway...It just disappeared...Vinnie Zizzo broke his consecutive streak of getting a penalty in every game he has played..Good thing we had Abbott and Costello refing the game because Zizz should of had 12 penalties...Scotty Rosato is by far the most entertaining goalie up there...He strings together two strong games in a row, And then just when you think Captain Kazoo has turned the corner...BANG..Goals rain down from the sky...At least he has the brotherhood of goalies to fall back on...I think they have a meeting tonight at VFW post 137 in Chelsea....

 Joey Johnson was back on diaper duty last night, And was out...We'll see Joey around week 5, And he'll stink, But will tell you how much you stink...Then Nick will yell at him..etc...etc...etc..You know the rest...New season same old Jerry Alviti drama....Last nights episode featured Jerry having a last minute charity walk...Hmmm at 8 at night...I've heard of that all the time...Shit if your going to lie..Please make it better than that...

 See that's more like it the niceness is gone....

 Who in their right mind would of ever thought that the BRD would appear in three championships in a row, Or for that matter win two of them, But like I said in the last post they have become a team to fear once the games really count...Outside of the usual superstars that liter the BRD roster the rest of the roster consists of guys who play hard,And know how to win, And you can never discount chemistry..That is something the BRD has a firm grasp on...As we know I write this on a weekly basis, But I will be nice on this one...After winning two in a row not much bad to say...

 We'll start with the usual punchline to most of my posts...Scotty Rosato...Scotty has been the BRD goalie for it seems like forever now...At times this season Scotty struggled, And there wasn't a yellow ball to blame, But when push comes to shove, And the BRD needs a win in a big game..Time after time Scotty answers the bell..Scotty had to outduel Sandro last night, And he did just that...Jerry"X factor"Alviti...Yeah all year we talk of dress shopping, And everything else that goes along with Jerry, But come playoff time Jerry is ready to go...As he scored 4 goals in this playoff run none bigger than that first goal last night...After feasting on tomato cans all year..He finally scored meaningful goals...John Carey could be the most underrated member of the BRD defenseman...Sometimes John looks like the ball is a hand grenade, But when it's time for John to get physical and maintain a clean crease for Scotty he does just that...Vinnie Zizzo who is my opinion improved dramatically from last season, And was an animal to the point that he was almost out of controL...He was a strong addition to the BRD blueline...Even with his penalty a game pace...Paul Castonguay played last night through an injury, And always adds a toughness to the BRD which they need on more occasions than you might think...Paul may be the heart and soul of the BRD...Derek Retalic was in my opinion the sole reason the BRD managed to make it as far as they did...Down the stretch the BRD was 17-1-2, And that coincides with the return of Derek...Eventhough when the games matter Derek seems to want to play elsewhere...I ask you is there a better goal scorer up Hockeytown than Nick Johnson..If so let me know..Now that I know he isn't gay I can worship him like I should...Joey Johnson is by far the best two way player that the BRD has...As long as he quiets down a bit...Jeff Moses who always tries to emilate Nick in any way has become a solid defenseman for the BRD...The way he played Derek last night enabled the BRD to limit what the Degenerates could do...And I'm actually serious this time...Mikey Pasciuto brings so much besides being the funniest guy I have met since me...Mikey is to me the ideal teammate..Always possitive, And gives all he has everytime he is on the floor..Maybe the toughest BRD member to replace...I'll give Carmen Fuccillo all the credit in the world..The last few games he was a scratch yet he shows up last night, And plays balls to the wall...Now if he could just stay out of the box we may be on to something...Steve Silveria is by far the take no prisoners player on the BRD..Tough, And smart...Would of been nice if he made more than one playoff game...Franky McNulty who played 31 minutes this season for the BRD is a huge part of the BRD turn around in the playoffs..I'm not sure I have ever seen Franky not win a battle for the ball...Tim McPherson was tearing it up before Marc Savard got him, But Timmy adds a rare blend to the game speed, And net awareness..You don't find that often in one player who is a drunk...Ray Dow when he fills in for the BRD always finds a way to make a key play for the BRD, And was a huge help in the BRD playoff run...Patch...Oh where to start..He's a loser when it comes to this team, And worries about everything, But without him do we probably don't have this team....

 Way to much nice for me...I'll be back to normal next time...Once again nice job guys...To quote John Carey"We win championships for sheetcakes, And to creep with trophys".

 So we are back in the finals again..Who would of thought such a turn of events for the BRD when it comes to the playoffs,,,A once one and done team has now become a team to fear come playoff time..Once again with two games in such a close time frame I'll keep this short..

 Derek Retalic has chose to play for the Degenerates tomorrow night..I held out the hope that he would choose the BRD, But then I realized that the Degenerates have something the BRD doesn't...And endless supply of weed..That alone left the BRD on the outside looking in...To be honest after Derek ran out the door last night to meet Sarah at a martini bar,piano bar, a lesbian bar...Do we really want him?

 Come to find out Ray Dow have a traveling stick shop in his car..Should I be surprised?..After enduring the Red light game years back Ray needs to be ready at all times...Nick Johnson has now hit rock bottom as he was watching game 7 of the B's game with his girl's parents...Really nothing else to say after that...Sort of says it all right there.....Jerry Alviti termed himself the X factor for the recent sucess of the BRD in the playoffs..If that's the case I must be the A factor...

 I gave myself the first star even though I am not really comfortable doing that, But the concensus last night told me to...So one more to go against a team that know us well, And vice versa....No excuses....It always comes to down to who wants it more...Plain and simple.

 We all know Nick Johnson has many many many skills...Horseshoes,wiffleball,ultimate frisbee...You name it he can do it, But last night he was predicting the future at every turn...Goals by G-Nation...Goals by us..The final score, Or was that Ray Dow...Either way I ask you is there a better human being than Nick..I'm still pretty sure he changed his cruise date to accomadate the playoffs...I'm sure the cruise line had no issue delaying the trip for such and outstanding individual..I love Nick,And not afraid to say it..

 Derek Reatlic has said he will play for the BRD if they meet the Degenerates..Or did Sarah answer for him..Has Derek taken a back seat to a woman...Should I be surprised?..Well I'm not...Jeff Moses says me saying he stinks is old...So I'll try something new..Jeff is a solid consistent performer for the BRD...Try not to laugh...Vinnie Zizzo accomplished a very rare thing last night no penalties..I was surprised as well as everybody else should be..When Vinnie plays he's like a runaway freight train...A few weeks ago I figured out how to utilize Scotty best, And now I figured out the key to Jerry Alviti..Leave him home all season..All though the post would be very short, And boring....Joey Johnson made a statement of all statements last night when he said the most dangerous line up hockeytown was me him and Nick...I had to do it, but I must agree...I assume the meds were wearing off..Steve Silveria returned from a bout with the flu, Or if Patch had his way Steve would have leprosy, And seemed a little out of it..I think it's time for the sweater...John Carey said I have been easy on him this year...Ok so here we go..Is it just me or everytime the game is close or on the line in the playoffs John somehow someway has an injury, Or some other sort of ailment...What are you Paul...Ray Dow made the playoff roster last night and contributed in a big way scoring the game winner...Do you think he went on facebook after and posted his accomplishment lokking for a jod well done response...It would be quite the contrary to what he usually looks for on facebook...Reading the game stats off the sheet was like reading Russian to me..Patch has one job, and one job only and he can't do that right...No wonder why he got botted out of the menage a trois...

 of course I save the best for last Scotty Rosato...Where do I begin, And where do i end...The only thing that saved Scotty last night was that the G-Nation goalie was worse than him...I know you guys are saying how is that...I agree...It reminds me of that Fall River game a bit..Actually not at all...Last season the Wild Wings game was the same type of game..After that game Scotty backboned us to the title..We can only pray for the same results..No I mean really pray....A lot...

 Mikey Pasciuto is on his way back from Aruba, Amd has to work both days next week...Nothing like playing 23 out of 28 games in the season only to not play a playoff game...Franky McNulty will be back Tuesday..I guess last night he was teaching a cooking class...Tim McPherson has become good friends with Marc Savard...

 Only two more wins away from repeating....That alone should be enough motivation... 

 With two games in a 3 day  stretch I am going to make this post shorter than usual..I'm creative, But not that creative...So I guess Patch had his shot at a a little menage a trois, And declined the opportunity due to the fact he had to field a call from Franky about the rumor of him jumping to Bad Company next season...I guess it worked out for the best..Imagine the site that would of been...

 If you stay after the game long enough you are bound to see some shit, But last night took the cake...Derek Retalic, And Sarah seemed to be all over some huggy bear kissy face shit..Now Sarah is a woman so we'll let it slide(I guess), But what was Derek thinking..I write this post..Do you think I wasn't going to attack on this public display...I felt like I was at the 6th grade dance at Abraham Licoln School, And had a crush on Jen Malta...I don't need this shit..I have 2 kids I mow lawns...Jeff Moses always being generous gave me some diapers I respect the generosity, But don't take it on the floor with you as gave Five O their first goal....Rumor is Jerry Alviti may call it a career after this season..Pretty sure you need to have a semblance of a career before you call it even..

 Like I said Friday Morning I will write my usual post, But with two games in such close proximity..I am neither smart enough, Or really want to post two elaborate posts...

 To conclude I will address the Joe Carlton situation..Not sure why i would give this guy any ink, But oh well..He is scouting, And already has the degenerates in the finals..A bold move in the quarterfinals, But nobody will say he is smart...So he didn't scout our game because he only goes to games that matter..I guess he thought Cool Runnings was a powerhouse..I know they have Ricky, And the Fergies, But I can gurantee we have a winning record Vs the Fergies...By the way did I mention they lost...All I can really say is to scout games pretty much means you are a loser..Sorry Patch that includes you...All Joe has to do is look in his closet and see zero championship jackets..Now I know you are saying you guys won last season, ANd this is a new season...I mow lawns, And lay mulch..I will clinge on to that as long as I can...Remember never count the BRD out in the real season...

 Is Sarah our new coach?

 As always after the game always provides us all with some entertainment, And last night was no exception...Through it all I ask you all when John Carey requests something shouldn't we oblige..I would say so, But last night he was not accommodated in his request..Now this has me pretty sour..I mean when Scotty Rosato talks we listen..Not really sure why, But we do..I went home, And wasn't to happy at the results..If you want to be a BRD groupie you need to follow the rules...

 Steve Silveria was minus the father last night, And as the details of what transpired came to light I have realized that Steve's father needs a new son, And that may well be me...I mean leaving your father in the yard with the dog waiting is just classless...Playing with Zizzo is quite the experiance...One second he is left, And the next he is right..I needed a map just to find him..He did sum it up best when he said he's no Nick Johnson...We knew that..Zizzo isn't gay...Jeff Moses is trying to work his way back into being a man again..I think he has a long way to go...Well at least he get's the Nick Johnson newsletter still as he displayed last night as he knew every move Nick made in the last 24 hours...I think we figured out how to utilize Scotty Rosato best..Limit the team to two shots a game, And he becomes Martin Brodeur...Joey Johnson had in recent weeks picked up his game, And seems to be getting back to normal, But you think it's out of the question that he wears a muzzle when he plays..WOW he doesn't shut up...From telling me to take a one timer when I wasn't on the floor to once again helping the refs out...Franky McNulty made his much anticipated return to the BRD last night(Well at least Patch anticipated it)....And picked up right where he left off as he ridiculed everything I did..I'll be honest I missed that a bit...I had to change the ruling on the much argued over goal to Jerry Alviti..I mean if someone wants a goal that bad I mine as well give it him...Let's call it like we see it things in Jerry's life haven't been so smooth as of late...If a goal makes him happy god bless him....Carmen Fuccillo is the one who got screwed out of the goal..If Carmen thinks getting screwed for that goal is bad just wait until the playoffs roll in...Derek Retalic has agreed to a private showing for me in Ossipee..I'll bring the cheeseburger...Patch admitted that he was scared to go to work after the bombings last week..I think he stayed home in his feety pajamas..I guess I failed to mention how Patch did quite the little dance last week after the game..When I saw ithe fist thing that came to mind was Beyonce..Patch was shaking his chubby little ass all over, But he got lucky...Shaking like that you are in perfect position to catch a dick in the ass...You all know how I operate...

 My hero Nick Johnson was out last night due to the level of the talent we were playing...Nick is recent years has transformed from being everybody's hero to Ray Dow...Wow what a crash that has been....Mikey Pasciuto had to work last night, Or did he have the Ebola virus?...Paul Castonguay may be out for the playoffs..I guess his injury isn't healing up the way he hoped...It is healing up the way the BRD hoped..Slow...Tim McPherson has spent his time away in a dark room with Marc Savard...

 Once again Jerry Alviti was up to his old tricks...Pulling out of the game an hour before...Now usually I would rip him, And call him names, And all that other stuff that goes hand and hand with Jerry, But he bought booze any way, And we all know that is the way to my heart...Jerry does some questionable thing, But bringing booze while you aren't even playing may of made up for all the other shenanagins..

 Mikey Pasciuto was a man possessed last night as he ran up and down the floor all night, And created quite a few chances..I was thinking what got into him..Then it hit me..He was still sour at the pylon for dimeing him out with the infamous piss episode...As I write that Nick's reaction that night still makes me laugh...Who knew me and John Carey were fans of Frank Sinatra...A nice rendition of My Way, And one or two times creeping across the parking lot, And that's a night....Patch was once again in a rush..I think he was still scared by the events Monday...Is it just me or does Patch always find a way to get his family involved with some tragic event...Whether they were running the marathon, Or was onboard flight 11, But managed to jump out the window at the last minute..This kid is forever stuck in a after school special, And not the good one where the high school football player rapes the valedictorian...Derek Retalic, And Nick Johnson are involved in an ongoing struggle about who would score more goals in a full season...It got heated, And a bunch of things were said, And then it hit me and I felt good...Maybe I'm not the loser I thought I was..I'll make a bet with both of you...That you both score more goals than I do for the season in one game...Scotty Rosato has once again surprised me..We all know Scotty has many talents, But who knew playing goalie isn't one of them...Nice effort...When I woke up this morning I had a monster headache..I know you are all assuming it's the booze, But not this time..Is it me, Or Joey Johnson just wouldn't shut up last night..He went from being a coach from the bench to a referee on the floor to me wanting to kill myself...Vinnie Zizzo is still picking up the Mike Roberto assists, And he did fall once last night....Carmen Fuccillo recieved a tounge lashing from Nick last night...Not sure what it was about my guess would be that tensions boiled over from Nick's slight of Carmen, And the slush convention...Jeff Moses has basically become a rent a player as he bails out the door quickly week in and week out...Last night I guess somebody shit, or he had to shit, Or maybe Jeff's just full of shit...You be the judge...Ray Dow is always one to improvise, And last night was no exception as he had a makeshift cooler...Now as much as I liked what I saw I must say roll some Nickles and pay the $2.50 at you local liquor store for that sweet styrofam number...Money may be tight,,So here's some advice lay off the 220 tournaments that you travel to play...

 Rumors are flying that Tim McPherson maybe done for awhile...Of course the source is Patch so take that for what it's worth...Also Franky McNulty will return next week..Once again the source is Patch...Paul Castonguay is out with his 212 injury this season, but managed to play for the Irish last week...Something tells me that might be the case again tonight...Steve Silveria was out last night..I guess his father couldn't make it so to avoid the barrage of questions about his father he just stayed home...

 Being a member of the first line, And being outscored by a 8-3 margain by the second line tends to have an everlasting effect that no matter how hard you try you just end up taking it home with you, And that wasn't very good news for Lori, And Mikey as they recieved quite the ass whooping last night once I got home..I tried very hard not to do what I did...I contemplated starting a fight with somebody on Chiro Sante, But I felt bad due to the fact that I think they may of been slightly slow...Hence the 8 goals scored by line #2...Mikey Pasciuto liked where I was going with the slapping the wife around that he left right after the game to give his wife a swift backhand...Good thing Nick wasn't there..He would of never tolerated such a display...

 Jerry Alviti made what he termed as a glorious return..As we all know Jerry is quite full of himself..So upon his gloating after the game his numbers were audited, And we discovered that 10 of his 12 goals have come against tomato cans..Now we all know a goal is a goal, But ease back before we enshrine you in the Hall of Fame...The good part about it is Jerry seemed upbeat after he had a bout with hurt feelings...Tough to recover from that...Just ask my son...Patch had quite the time Sunday night as he went to Hooters to watch Wrestlemania...It may of been the only time Patch was the coolest person in the place...No wait there was the time that he took Tommy to the movies...Hmmm Tommy is a movie star..Strike that from the record...Joey Johnson has been showing to more and more games as of late, And after listening to some of his stories I can see why he sneaks out the bathroom window to play...John Carey said not to expect much out of him last night, And he was a man of his word...Paul Castonguay tweaked his hammy last night after he scored last night..Was it for real or is that Paul's way of going out with a splash..Maybe Paul is made of glass...Steve Silveria showed up minus the father, And clean shaven...Maybe Steve has decided to shed his Happy Gilmore caddy persona...As far as I hear Derek Retalic has been running around as quite the playboy as of late..It hasn't affected his play...Nick Johnson should take notes....Scotty Rosato continues to carry the BRD...Unfortunately he's carrying us right to the outhouse..Hang in there Scotty you'll make that 65 foot clear in save eventually...Carmen Fuccillo exclaimed that he has never went tanning in his life..I believe that like I believe Nick isn't gay...Vinnie Zizzo was seen in a conversation with Tommy..Has he found a replacement for Timmy..If so nice choice...

 The story that I'm hearing is that Franky McNulty could be back as soon as May 1..Well that explains why Patch had the grade erect like it was a prune...Timmy McPherson was involved in a car accident, And as I hear it no booze was involved...I'll have to look into that a bit deeper...Nick Johnson should return next week to play his boyfriend Ricky...Nick should be in rare form...Jeff Moses had to work late last night..I guess Fidelity had a run on Google stock...Why lie Jeff...

 It will be 80 degrees next Wednesday so I hear..We all know Patch will bother us for the next week with his BBQ nonsense...I wish BBQ's is all I had to worry about..Well if I was a loser maybe that is all that would concern me..Shit wait I am a loser..At least I have Patch to make me look good...

 Nick Johnson was out last night, And I know you are all saying..Why did the BRD even show up..I'm not going to lie we contemplated staying home...Now Nick always full of reasons why he can't do something..Came up with a doozy this time..I guess he had some sort of big slush expo...Now I wish I made that up, But I couldn't of if I tried...What has happened to this once first ballott hall of famer...The Celtics played last night...So your guess is as good as mine..I remember when Bobby Haas was sixth man of the year for the C's is Stiff face Nick next...

 Derek Retalic declared his dedication to the BRD as he informed Patch, And his grape that he will not seek a better situation in the summer, And will return to the BRD full time...As I write this I have a strange feeling that he will be playing for somebody else next week...We would deserve it...Jeff Moses usually has the appearence of A Frankenstein, But last night I was concerned..Jeff appears to be a broken man..If I actually liked Jeff I may of cared..Serves you right..You had sex twice in your life, And see what happens...Patch once again was in a rush last night...I'm not so sure I am happy with this type of actions..I assume he had to get home at a respectable time so mommy, And daddy wouldn't get mad at him so he could throw his big 6 person bash this summer..I already informed the city of the off the wall parties this kid throws...We all were relieved when Mikey Pasciuto arrived last night.. I guess the story of his demise were greatly exaggerated, And he survived his brief stint with cancer...Patch may be the biggest idiot I know..Well besides Vinny...Vinnie Zizzo hung out, And had a few beers, And I hate to even think this, But was Timmy the one to hold Zizzo back..Year back I would of never even thought that, But now i'm not so sure..It may be time for Timmy to go again....Did we witness the return to form of Joey Johnson last night..I'm not sure, But he did advise me that I had to be the runner on the line, So I just chalked him up to being delusional, And what we saw last night was nothing to build on..We'll see when he plays in 5 weeks...Sarah seems to be chatting it up with John Carey on a frequent basis...Jesus Sarah leave him alone..Have't you done enough...There isn't much I feel bad about, But the look on Carmen Fuccillo's face last night when he found out that Nick was out of town at a slush convention..He looked like Patch when Patch found out that there was no Santa Claus..By the way that was 2 weeks ago...Scotty Rosato was out the door quick last night as well maybe he was invited to the convention instead of Carmen...Nothing like a nice bugle solo while enjoying some rootbeer slush...Steve Silveria got the hint and had the father with him unfortunately he had J.R. with him as well... I think this is that stretch of the season where we play J.R. every week....Paul Castonguay was playing on one leg last night..The way he played maybe he should always pull a hamstring...

 So Jerry Alviti is out with a hurt leg..I guess I'll leave it at that....

 As we all know I do my best week in and week out to entertain, And be somewhat creative...Some weeks are better than others, And some weeks flat out suck..Either way I will never go to a personal level in any way shape or form..If you take it that way I apologoze..Not for offending you, But for you being a little girl...Nobody takes anything I say seriously, And none of you should either...Now back to the soap opera..I guess there is some silly things going on, And I look forward to see how it all goes down..I remember when I was in the thick of that shit..I must admit I enjoy watching from the stands much more...

 So there were quite a few rumors rolling around the building last night..Jerome Iginlia to the Bruins..I guess that didn't work..Nice tip Nick....Crazy Mike may be the father of my next child..I'm not sure that would be such a bad thing, And that Jerry Alviti was contemplating leaving the BRD..Once again not such a bad thing..The sources of this story had vague reasons or if was really going to happen..I ask Jerry please don't leave...I'll have nothing to write about if you do...Nick Johnson tried to repair his fading image as he hung out pretty late into the evening last night, But just as he left dropped the bombshell that if we make the finals for a third straight year he would be on a cruise...Emotions ran high after that statement, And then we realized the bigger the game gets the less productive Nick gets...So no loss there...Jeff Moses is on lockdown, And will no longer be a factor in any aspect of life for about 18 years...Jeff I haven't used this one in awhile so in case you forgot go upstairs look in the top draw, And there you will find them..Your balls...Reattach them please...While Joey Johnson was on sebatacle from the BRD he ended up in Tijuana pick up some dope, And a queer looking ear ring..Is Joey going through a midlife crisis at 30...I guess Patch has a woman that actually wants to explore the grape, And he hasn't taken a shot..When you talk to Maura ask her advice..HAHA...John Carey has all of a sudden become quite adept with his words of wisdom...If i'm Yoda does that make him Obi One Kanobi...A light sabre, Or a shank all the same...Both appear to be made up... Paul Castonguay got rolled in the form of his wallet at my house..He thinks he lost it..I'm suprised he hasn't questioned Cruz, Vinny, Or Jay..That's where I would start...I wonder is his Xbox live account number was in there...Then we would have real problems...Derek Retalic was a quick exit..As far as the story goes he had to go to Jerry's house and tuck him in..I still wonder about those two...Carmen Fuccillo who always plays the game with great sportsmanship...Jumped out of charecter and threw a blatant elbow as some stiff face last night..I said it before here comes the new Tink...Vinnie Zizzo has been on a tear lately, And has layed off hurting himself, Or one of his teammates, But continues his penalty a week pace..Not sure it's on purpose..He may just be a bit slow...Scotty Rosato seems to be getting back to normal as of late...There was a stint where I thought Ray Dow was in his body just like in that Friday the 13th where Jason jumped from body to body...By the way his play still is suspect at best...Steve Silveria was back after a few weeks off to deal with a standoff at the post office, But where is his father...I like Mr.Silveria more than Steve...Shit maybe more than my own father...

 I guess Timmy is out about a month with what I thought was a sprained ankle, But I guess Timmy was unsatisfied with the call that he seeked a second opinion in the form of a Neurologist..That could be half the problem..Wrong Dr...Timmy lay off the booze...Franky is once again missing in action..Maybe Johnny was right when he said he was retired...Good news to us all Mikey Pasciuto isn't dying like Patch reported last week...

 I wasn't ready to leave last night, But Patch rushed us out..He showed no class, And once I got in my car I realized why I wasn't ready to go home...

 Come to find out Sarah is predjudice torward the second line..I take offense to that..What's wrong with a drunk chubby guy,A still debateable queer, And a absolute burn out...Now that I think of it quite a bit...

 After the game I am always amused at the different levels of shenanagins that take place...Like Nick wanting to suck the pants off me..to Carmen dipping his salami in a bucket of slush..To the always entertaining Patch anecdotes, But last night at the 621 as we were polishing off the third tower of Bud we played that old school group Shai, And to my surprise we knew all the words..There were quite a few snubs as far as going to the 621 last night, And I must admit I had a pretty good time, And I liked nobody that was there with me...Unfortunately I have had Shai in my head all day now...I guess better than what usually runs through my head..

 During the game last night Scotty suffered a pretty serious injury.. He was attempting a first ever..He was trying to play the kazoo, And Slide Trombone at the same time and managed to lodge the kazoo in his throat..After the Overture of 1812 was finished Scotty was able to bounce back up, And I know I am not alone in saying that was to bad for the BRD...I found out last night that John Carey has been on the R&B tip for years, And if I recalled I think John said he was half black...All a bit foggy at this point...Any help on this issue would be appreciated...Jerry Alviti exited quickly after the game his whereabouts were unknown..Did Filenes basement have thet running of the brides for dresses last night, Or is it that Jerry fished off the company pier, Or is it the fact that he played like Tommy Butera..Who knows...Derek Retalic was also out the door quick...He said he wasn't feeling well..He looked fine to me before the game, But I guess playing with Carmen, And Jerry is enough to make anyone sick..Nick Johnson was once again out the door right after the game, And that little pre game smootch didn't go unnoticed by me..Nick's play has suffered as of late, And it leads me to wonder how and when this can be fixed..Nothing a 8 hour drive to play street hockey can't fix..What a deadbeat...Was it just me or every time Patch played a song last night he walked back from the jukebox smiling like he did something nobody else can do..Ohhh the simple minded are so enjoyable..Patch reminds me of Corky from Life Goes On...Maybe just me...Vinnie Zizzo seems to be racking up the assists, Or Patch gives him assists like he gives me assists...Jeff Moses quietly played one of his better games last night..Not really saying much for the rest of the D...Paul Castonguay went to the hospital after the game, And was diagnosed with a severe case of whiplash from watching all of the G-Nation forwards run by him last night...Ray Dow started with me last night, And is a trouble maker and I have no need for him...Patch i'm kidding..Ray did you see how scared he was..Timmy McPherson made a surprise appearance at the 621, And I saw some of the old Timmy,And he was even dressed like me..I pray when Timmy comes back from Dukitis of the foot he doesn't stink, But I think that is inevitable..It was good while it lasted...

 Mikey Pasciuto was out with some sort of illness that has us all wondering due to Patch being a drama queen and overreacting..Mikey do us a favor when you are sick please describe the illness to Patch...This will benefit all of us...Joey Johnson a few weeks ago let me know that no matter what he would be there the rest of the season...Haven't seen him since..A man of his word that Joey is...The rumor mill has Franky returning for the playoffs..I'm sure the rest of the league will like that...It's no different than what the Tnucs, And Irish do every year...Pretty sure I had a nice conversation with Sarah last night..Once again foggy at best...

 Last night as we were talking about how long I have been writing this nonsense, And I must admit it is difficult week in and week out to come up with some entertaining things, But thank god for you guys you give me so much every week...I'll start with my performance last night..That was just about as bad as you get...How do you miss the ball from a standing position..Oh yeah I know..I stink..I'm not even going to get into the 23 passes I made into Nick's feet, The last time i saw something that bad was well when Jerry steps on the floor...But we all knew I stunk..Now onto the second line..I'm not sure who this ragtag group thinks they are, But now they want to pick who they play with...Derek Retalic we might listen to, But Jerry made this request..Who the hell will listen to him?...Better yet they had cupcakes brought to them..This is hockey not a 4th grade Valentines day party...What has happened to this team..Once a tough group has now become a bunch of fags...

 John Carey has ripped my heart out..One thing I view John as my equal on the team, But now I found out that he was involved in the 621 snub...Not sure why our plans hinder on Sarah, But oh well..Shit bring a woman around and these guys act like they are 16 again...I blame Patch for this..He is always looking for a way to make most everything he does into a facebook/myspace thing...I often sit at my house and think..A lot has happened in my life the last few years, And whether I was ready or not I needed to grow up..All I can say is come along with me..I trust you it isn't that bad...Ok enough of that...Scotty Rosato and I saw eye to eye last night about the 621..Last time me and Scotty saw things this clearly Dave was on his way out of town..Doesn't bode well for Jerry...With all this activity Nick Johnson sort of slipped under the radar with his quick exit once again...In all my years of knowing Nick I never once thought I would see this side of him...The way things are going after the game..I want to leave with him, And maybe I can get dinner too..Nick Just leave the woman at home..Just me , And you buddy...Jeff just to let you know I left the burp rag on the counter.....It came to my attention that Vinnie Zizzo is into some shady shit..As he ran out last night he said he had to go embezzle some money or something along those lines...You know I usually fill in the blanks...Paul Castonguay is alwayas yelling about the Irish, And now I know why..They don't have a tea party after the game like we do...Carmen Fuccillo was back last night, And it's probably a good thing as I think he was more scratch away from rigging explosives to Patch's car...Timmy McPherson was out with an unspecified injury..I think he had a date night...I am afraid we have lost Timmy once again...Joey Johnson became ill at about 530 I guess..Why was the pharmacy closed?...Mikey Pasciutco had to work..Let me tell you..You chose the right week to work...

 I guess Jerry won a bet...I have my thought s on that, But i'll leave it alone...Sarah has began her run through the BRD...Glad to see she moved on from her divorce so quickly...

 

 We often forget the very special individual that Joey Johnson is....He was away from the team for a bit due to his fatherhood duties..So Joey at the 621 decided to catch me up on the last year of his life...Have you ever sat and talked to Joey..No I mean really listened to him..It can be more of a trip than any mushrooms you ever consumed..The only savior was that Mikey was down my end of the table giving his insight on the almighty Nick Johnson..Which we all know can be entertaining to say the least...I always thought Patch was in his own world, But Joey trumps any world Patch lives in..By the end of the conversation Patch's world seemed a whole lot more normal than it did three hours earlier..Now on to the other end of the table...There you had Derek, Sarah, And John Carey..Right there that should tell you something..I over heard them talking, And I guess they were playing some sort of reindeer games...I saw Derek, And Sarah playing some form of mercy, And John, And Sarah were playing who blinks first, And I thought  my side of the table was bad...It's to bad that John, And Derek didn't realize that the only game Sarah wants to play is hide the Salami...A game I guess she is quite good at so I hear..

 Congrats are in order for Jeff Moses as he had his second kid this past Wednesday..Once again the name escapes me...I think it's Howard, Or Charlie...Either way it was nice seeing Jeff..If Jeff is out would it matter either way...My hero Nick Johnson was as Mikey put it Justin Reyno in Nick's body..He was upset over some things during last nights game..Maybe he should of been mad at his feeble attempt at a clear out on that third goal..Any way Nick had his woman in tow last night, And ran right out the door..My guess was to go to consult Jerry on dress types..That's the next step isn't it...Speaking of Jerry.. I guess he was called into work last night..I guess he was needed to change a lightbulb or something..Is it me or does Jerry act like he is the CEO of well Delta?Patch's run of being the most popular guy around since his parents were away is over...No more board games no more mama celeste pizza's..Nothing Patch will just slide back into obscurity..I still can't believe he got away with that massive party he threw...Paul Castonguay seems to be getting stronger every game, But I ask you how much longer will the hip hold out...I give it two weeks...Speaking of injuries is it me or is Steve Silveria a poor man's Derek..Every game Steve plays he is either hurt..In a fight, Or shitting...I am still rather sour over the fact that 621 fucked up Mikey's order...I look forward to seeing that salad he orders...Maybe while Mikey was ordering the waitress couldn't hear over Joey's nonsense...Vinnie Zizzo picked up another penalty last night..He know gets more penaltys a night than times he trips..Not really a good thing..Scotty Rosato was a quick exit last night..I actually thought he left with 2 minutes to go in the second period...

 I didn't give any stars of the game because when you blow a three goal lead there shouldn't be a star of the game...Sort of livid about that....Sorry to hear about Tim McPherson's grandmother...The real interesting part about last night is it would of been nice if I hit that net, But like John said you got one goal nobody expects you to score two...

 The reason I enjoy playing is because every week some new and very entertaining stuff happens that takes me out of my normal loserish existence, And makes me feel so much better about myself, And last night was no different as it was brought to my knowledge that Jerry Alviti has made a bet with (Let's Throw A House Party)Patch that by March 14 he will finagle Sarah..Now we all know Sarah is game for whatever comes her way, But wouldn't it make more sense if she didn't know about the bet, And better yet when did Jerry become Hugh Hefner, Or so he thinks..Is it the whole Napoleonic complex thing?..I say that's a bet that no matter what happens nobody wins...So as I wrote last week Patch's parents are away so he has turned back the clock to 1992, And is having some wild times..I heard that he had quite the get together Tuesday night..There was a connect four game, And a Monopoly game that fell through at the last minute...Now for an encore he is going to throw the bash of all bashes this Friday..I heard the invitation list is quite extensive...As I hear it a whopping 5 people will be there...Can this kid party or what...

 Mikey Pasciuto is attempting to break out of his little funk on Wednesday nights, But was ignoring us after the game last night the way to go about it...Mikey I have more goals than you..That is never a good thing..Jeff Moses ran out the door last night due to the fact that his wife may of been in labor...Well it's 3 and I haven't heard anything yet so I assume it was a false alarm, But did you have to sprint out the door like Cliff Huxtable...It appears as though the rift between me and John Carey has reached a very delicate point..He did buy Bud bottles last night, But there is still work to be done...In the past week or so we have seen glimpses of the old Tim McPherson coming back...So after I set him up 12 times which resulted in zero goals..I asked what the story was, And BANG..Timmy has a new woman...Like I said many times Nick is better gay, And Tim is better single...Vinnie Zizzo reach a milestone last night as he didn't fall over his two stupid looking feet..Does anyone but me think that may of been the first time Zizzo went an hour without falling...After several weeks of trying to hurt me during warmups Steve Silveria gave up and turned his attention to the othere team..I got to admit he looked like Ed Reed patroling the middle of the field...In all seriousness it was the right thing to do...One thing about Steve is that he has your back...I think he's Jeff Moses idol now...Paul Castonguay was back at it last night, And disclosed to me that one more injury could signify the end...I find that hard to believe..I think maybe he was a little emotional that Carmen wasn't there...Derek Retalic was almost taken out by Tommy..I would say what was Tommy thinking, But he doesn't even know...Maybe Tommy took the run because he heard you were all at Patch's playing checkers or whatever the hell you guys were doing, And was embarrassed for you guys...Scotty Rosato made one save last night, And is trying to get in on the Sarah sweepstakes so I hear...If you make moves like you make saves you could be in trouble...

 Nick Johnson was out due to the fact that he is above the competition that we played last night, And went out for date night..Nick's woman goes out of her way for Nick..I'm trying to figure out why...Then it hit me..Nick is a sure first ballot hall of famer..She's getting in before his endorsements shoot through the roof...Joey Johnson was out last night again...Is Joey's days numbered???Franky McNulty reared his silly looking beak last night after the game, And will be one of the five in attendence for Patch's hoe down...

 I must start with the much maligned forward of the BRD Jerry Alviti..He informed Patch at about 8 he was called into work, And would not be able to make the game..Nobody seemed to concerned including Derek, But at 9:40 he said he was now available..I had to make an executive decision and scratch Jerry for the evening..The 2nd line struggled a bit was that due to Jerry being out probably not...Jerry seemed a little bit sour over the move, But I stand by the choice..The concerning part about the whole ordeal is Jerry left hockeytown about a half hour before us, And yet when we get outside there he is in his car...Are we seeing a side of Jerry we never knew...Looked like we may have a stalker..Pretty scary shit..That's usually Patch's job only differance is Patch stalks men...Is there ever a week that Zizzo doesn't do something stupid...What a laughing stock this kid is....He starts the night by getting hit in the sack then leans his chubby little body against the wall, And half the building collapses...The BRD may have to take out an isurance policy to protect themselves from him...

 I guess Patch has become a man around town..Wild Wings..Parties at his house..Spending Money like a drunken sailor...Posting his every move on facebook...What is there to stop this wild side of Patch...Oh yeah Mommy, And Daddy are away..Oh boy do I remember those days..Of course I was 18 at the time, But hey it is what it is...Nick Johnson as we all know is the best street hockey player ever, But now we know he is a great boyfriend too(At least that's what facebook said)....I guess Nick went out of his way this Valentines day for his woman..Never knew he had that in him..I think I am more jealous than anything else those gifts used to be mine...Poor Mikey Pasciuto...He cant buy a goal this season...Playing with such greatness like Nick Johnson one would assume the goals would come easy...Maybe running into Patch at Wild Wings last Thursday threw him off a bit...Seeing Patch outside of Wednesday nights is always a challenge...Speaking of Wild Wings imagine walking in the door and seeing Patch, Sarah, And Scotty sitting there..Whew that's three of a kind that beats a full house any day of the week...All they needed was Ray Dow then the Misery tour would be complete...Jeff Moses bounced back in a big way last night..It wasn't his play by any stretch of the imagination...T Minus 5 weeks and counting until we say good bye to Jeff....Steve Silveria when he does play always seems to try to inflict injury on me..I'm starting to think he's in kahoots with Carmen Fuccillo..So Carmen can get a permanent spot...By the way Carmen was lifting weights last night before the game...Keep it up it's working...We all know I like John Carey on my line for the conversation aspect..Not his play, But I am sour that he withheld some very vital information from me...I am not sure I can forgive him...The relationship is fractured...Derek Retalic will forgo surgery, And be with the BRD for the remainder of the season...Does this mean we now have to keep Jerry...Nick forget about what we talked about last night...We all saw what the old Tim McPherson can look like...Pretty scary huh...It's safe to say Tim stunk again last night..He had a headache..What's he my wife...

 Paul Castonguay was out with a very serious flu strain..It was the first case ever documented of such a serious condition...I guess they call it the 5 D flu...I hope I never catch that...I heard some interesting stuff from Johnny Lasala last night..He claims Franky has retired...Did I miss the ceremony? I think the BRD has a groupie in the form of Sarah...I hope she doesn't bang the whole team like she did last time...

 So last night as we all convened at the 621...A kid I work with was there, And I said to him can you believe we won a championship, And he he said yeah..You guys seem to have good chemistry,,,In fact you remind me of the 2004 Red Sox..I never really thought about it, But I'm not sure being compared to the Red Sox is a good or a bad thing...

 Nick Johnson fresh off his candlelit dinner even attended last night, And I caught a ray of hope that his gayness might return as him and Ray Dow shared a pizza, And seemed quite excited by the notion...I must admit I feel a little scorned that Nick didn't ask me first...Mikey Pasciuto had to go shoe shopping or something along those lines, But you will be glad to know Zizzo ordered the turkey tip salad in your honor of course Zizzo ate everything including the plate..I guess that's what happens when you get excited after a goal and fall over your own feet..I'm not sure I have ever seen a player on such a hot streak like Tim McPherson..What makes it all the more impressive is that he has done this with Jerry on his line..Speaking of Jerry Alviti he may of cut himself..If he just played his same lackluster game that we have grown so accustomed to, And not the impressive style he has played the last two weeks with the brief return of Derek Reatlic we wouldn't have to cut him after he goes back to the old Jerry...You only have yourself to blame...Derek Retalic may be there next week depending on his surgery is...The BRD may stay clear as reports are surfacing on his alleged use of deer antler spray...John Carey has become quite the statistician as he knows everybody's milestones on the team..Must be pretty busy fixing the Atari 2600, Or whatever he does...By the way a open faced turkey sandwhich..Your just asking for the niggaitis....Paul Castonguay returned last night after a long layoff...Maybe it was the Irish comment last week, Or Patch actually let him play this week...Scotty Rosato has had some tough times as of late..Good thing it hasn't affected his play as of late.....Like I said last night..At least you didn't let 5 in...Ray Dow was tuning up for a tournament is Las Vegas...Who the hell goes to Vegas to play street hockey...Not even the all world Nick Johnson...I think Ray may have to reevaluate his standing in the community after a move like that...

 Jeff Moses was out with due to the fact that his wifes, sisters, friends,nephew of a second marriage had a cold...Is it just me or does somebody in Jeff's house always sick..Where does he live in the infectious ward at Mass General...Joey Johnson was out again..Fatherhood is tough I feel his pain..I have missed my fair share of games after Mikey was born too...What a dunce...We saw Franky last night, And then he was gone..Nice seeing you for that 34 seconds...Steve Silveria was out with a slight case of the shits...It's a shame he didn't come he could of sat in the stall next to Jerry at the 621...

 As we were leaving the 621 last night I decided to follow Patch as he made a quick left out of the lot...What insued was a secenic trip around Malden..I don't know where Mikey lives, But I am sure we drove by his house...Patch is a donkey..Stay to the roads you know..Don't get fancy...Congrats to Tim McPherson on his 100th career goal...

 Every week I hope, And pray that Jerry Alviti, And Nick Johnson don't give me any ammo for this site, But as Patch always plugs the BRD into every conversation sure enough Nick, And Jerry week in and week out produce...I'll start with Nick..It began with the superbowl snub..We all laughed..Ohh Nick's in love, And maybe he isn't gay, But last time I checked we play hockey on Wednesdays...I guess that meant have a nice candlelit dinner.. A thoughtful gesture, But who waits until 9:30 at night to eat dinner with your possibly gay boyfriend..I guess his woman's parents were away..What did they do after stand in front of the liquor store, And wait for a buyer...I'm not really a religious type guy, but tonight I will pray for Nick to be gay again...We all agree he was better that way...Now on to Jerry..I know you are about as sharp as a marble, But Sunday he was a no go also at my house..I guess his stomache hurt, Or so he said...How can Jerry be such a dunce...You break up with a girl for no reason..Turn around and bang her after the fact, And has to pay the price with an intervention..I'll tell you the truth I could of used one of those years ago..Anyway I warned you that there is nothing worse than a scorned woman...With all that going on in his life where does he find the time to go dress shopping..

 After all these years we finally found out what Jeff Moses can do good....Make Chili..I knew there had to be something...John Carey picked up his 100th assist last night...I'm not sure what was more entertaining about it the fact that John knew he was approaching that, Or the fact that Patch kept the ball...Sort of loserish either way...I guess I have a fan club in the form of Steve Silveria...Of course this info is courtesy of Patch..I now sort of feel bad that I called him the caddy from Happy Gilmore.....Zizzo was at my house Sunday, And brought Patch an 18 of Bud...Now this isn't the first time something like this has happend..I think people forget that it's my house..Nice gesture by the way..I am enjoying them...Come to find out Scotty Rosato has Narcolepsy as he was in and out of consciousness at my house Sunday..Maybe that explains the goals from Sudbury...Carmen Fuccillo broke a date to play hockey...See Nick take notes...Over a few beers last night me and Mikey Pasciuto have realized that when we play with Nick we are just along for the ride..Nick yells about passes on two on ones, And them promptly tries to beat the whole team...I guess news for you that short side deak isn't working anymore...Derek Retalic was back..For at least a few weeks...He played with an O'clock tear....I am waiting to see his MRI results....With Derek around Jerry is Thomas Holmstrom..Without him he is Thomas Crooker...

 Any shot at Tim McPherson returning, And being the force he was 3 weeks ago are just about out the door..We'll have the shitbox Tim again...Franky is still missing in action...Come on Patch you love him..Give us some updates...Paul Castonguay is very close to returning, And as far as I hear he was a healthy scratch last night due to the floor conditions last night..he was concerned about the surface being slick..Hey it did snow 30 hours earlier...if we were the Irish he would of played..

 As we all know this Sunday is the Superbowl..As I am sure you all know by Patch's text..I will be having a shindig...Patch is just excited that with some of the guys there he can tag you on facebook..We all knows he's a loser, But lets get into D1 star Nick Johnson..When I first started this site I was all over Nick, But then Nick got off the hook when Jerry, And Jeff came on board, But now Nick appears to be jumping right up the charts once again..Ice skating, And now a Superbowl party snub...Nick has been a fixture for years at this gathering..Even if he had to watch it from the backyard last year....I ask you all a question is he going down the Jeff Moses path..If so Nick better buy that same book...

 Jerry Alviti is like herpes when I write this site..He's the gift that keeps on giving..So with his "Booty Call" he has now went dress shopping..Wow dress shopping what was it her enchantment by the sea dance...Oh Jerry Jerry Jerry..Why do you tell me these things..Well at least you are not a couple or anything...The floor was wet Zizzo fell in warm ups, But surprisingly not in the game..I have to have Mikey teach him coordination...Come to find out Patch thought that the Canadian Football League, Or C.F.L. is pronounced the way it looks..I guess C.F.L. isn't an abbreviation...Ohh the joys of a third grade education...Carmen Fuccillo wasn't tripped last night..Thank god who wants to listen to that for an hour after the game...I hear that Scotty Rosato has had some interesting post on facebook...That ok just don't enter Ray territory...I must take the blame for this one..I wasn't paying attention and Joey Johnson has slipped off of Prozac nation..This needs to be remedied as soon as possible..His play by play on the bench is giving me a headache...John Carey is 1 assist away from 100 in his caree...A ceremony is planned...It only took John 14 years to reach this point...I guess he took the scenic route...Steve Silveria has made quite an impact since coming back, But does anyone but me think he looks like the caddy from Happy Gilmore...

 Jeff Moses was out with a work gathering...Between him Jerry, And Patch they seem to have a whole bunch of gatherings..Who actually goes to these things..Well they do maybe that makes me the bitter one...Maybe that's why nobody invites me...Franky is still out..Will we ever see him again?..Derek is running three miles a day on a torn PCL..OK....Tim is on his death bed..I hope this layoff doesn't bring the old Tim back...I think that's enevitable..Mikey Pasciuto was working..Hopefully he wasn't in the shower with Kevin Knox...

 Ok see some of you guys Sunday except Nick, Or should we call him Jeff?

 I hate to do it, But I need to call a shenanagin with Nick Johnson's excuse to get out of a game that we are playing outside on the coldest night in three years...The D1 star claims he had to work...So I asked him was Richie's finally releasing the Ricky Mastropietro line of slush, And he claimed that he had to DJ...Now who the hell throws a party on a Wednesday night..I asked myself was it me, And Mikey's play last week?...Then it hit me he is in love..I heard him and his woman went on a nice little date ice skating...Ice skating..I once too participated in those types of dates...Of course I was 13 not 33 like Nick..This once all world Dek hockey star has taken a step back..I liked him better when I thought he was gay, And his whole life was street hockey..

 So I also heard that Jerry Alviti has boycotted the website here...Please don't tell me you are one of those touchy people..I experianced that with Ray, And Del...Bad news..Shit if Nick,Jeff,Patch, And Derek still read it I can't understand why you have bailed out...Remember I call it like I see it...Now Jerry had a good game last night, But try not to be such a little girl..I already have to change Mikey's diapers don't make me change yours too..Not that this should surprise anybody, But Patch's whole life is this team..I realized this over the past weekend...Now I pride myself on being the biggest loser I know..Look I'm writing this, But shit Patch makes Tommy look like well Nick...I guess the answer as to who missed Steve Silveria most when he was out was answered last night as Scotty Rosato in a tribute to Steve made a pass that even Steve might never make..Scotty said he wanted to pick up an assist this season, And he sure did...Joey Johnson was back on the floor last night, And the way he played he should of taken another few weeks off...Mikey Pasciuto drew his 23rd set of linemates last night, But the real question is who did he fuck to draw me as his linemate on 18 of those 23 times...Jeff Moses tried to pull some shady shit last night and get out of the game...Some nonsense about his wife sick, And his daughter not sleeping..If you are going to pull shit like that tip me off before hand...Wait I think you did...Best of all Jeff came out looking like Neal Broton from the 1982 Minnesots Northstars...John Carey has reached out to Bobby Haas to host a faceoff clinic unfortunately Bobby is battling that case that has haunted him for years...John continues to be the most valuable member of the BRD....Not on the floor by any means..He keeps me company after the game so I am not left alone with Patch...Carmen Fuccillo was tripped up violently last night during the game..I was baffled no call came down..Actually I never even saw it...The funny part is Carmen was still talking about it after he game...What injustices this kid faces week in and week out...Vinnie Zizzo is becoming a poor man's Johnny Serino..I just wish he wasn't friends with Tim..I saw Zizzo on Sunday morning eating breakfast, And he didn't offer me anything..No pancake,waffle,an english muffin...Nothing..This kid has less class than Del, And that is saying something...Steve Silveria was back..Hooray...Can you sense my excitement...

 The BRD is still without some key players....Derek Retalic as I hear it is out for maybe his career.. I hope his job understands..I heard that local 440 can  be strict...I guess Franky was seen at a hospital giving some old woman blood by IV..Either he is a vampire, Or that's what he goes to school for..I liked it better when I thought he was a chef...Paul Castonguay is still out..He must be up to level 1323 of Modern Warfare...Timmy McPherson was sick, Or was he at D'Amico's house sharing a cycle..It's anyones guess...

 When i started this site it was basically just for the guys on the team, But Patch has decided to make it a facebook phenomenom...I never signed off on such a thing..He'll be hearing from my lawyer..It's some jew I work with..In light of this should I tune down on what I say..Ahh nope...Everybody that knows me..Knows I don't like many people, And I sure as hell don't like anbody up Hockeytown right Nick...

 Well the BRD was a little concerned, Or ecstatic(You be the judge) last night as news broke that they would be without Coach Patch, And Jerry Alviti...Without Patch how would the BRD manage to open the door...Buy beer,Or get by without his inspirational words, Or his great strategy..I'll tell you it was awfully quiet on the bench...I guess he was sick, But I have my own theories...Patch got caught up Tuesday night watching a marathon of One Tree Hill followed by a behind the scenes look at Glee, And didn't get much sleep so Mommy, And Daddy had to put their foot down..No work..No hockey...Hey you want to live like a 13 year old girl that's how you'll get treated..Now on to Jerry...Without him how would the BRD get by without his blind passes failure to clear the ball, and missed open nets..Wait did I just describe me...Well anyway I guess he had to move 60 people at work..Not really sure what that means, But here's my theory on him...I think Jerry had plans to meet his "Friend With Benefits" parents..Good thing it's only casual sex...

 Nick Johnson was quite embarrased by the first lines performance last night...Mikey Pasciuto, And myself did what we could but I am not sure Nick knows how hard it is to play with somebody of his magnitude..It's like walking on a bed of hot coals...Not really sure why Nick was upset at Mikey, And me...Not sure he looked in our direction once..He doesn't need us when he is a one man show...Good thing Mikey Pasciuto bought that 18 rack for 3 people especially when Nick is one of the three...Del made his return to the BRD after a legnthy dispute..I heard he watched that video Patch sent him and had a change of heart...One thing is for sure I don't like that kid...Carmen Fuccillo appears to be laying off the tanning booth..He must of realized that he's a guy, And has no buisness going tanning...Jeff Moses has informed me that he will be around on Saturday nights at least until the baby is born...So is this like Jeff's farewell tour..If so good riddance....Scotty Rosato has been a quick exit lately I am wondering what is going on..I mean the Tobin doesn't close...Timmy McPherson has been on a tear as of late..Timmy needs to be a single man to perform...I'll be honest Timmy if you knew how close you came to getting canned you wouldn't believe it..So Zizzo in the past few weeks has been solid..I guess I could equivalize him to a 2013 Lexus, But in the matter of a 5 minute stretch last night he became Patch's car...John Carey is like a chameleon..He sorts of blends in with who he is with..Last night he was with Nick so two beers and gone, And that forced me to go home..Not happy at all with Mr.Carey...

 So the BRD is still dealing with many injuries..Franky McNulty can come back, But looked at our record and said fuck that..Derek Retalic is in the last phase of his sex change surgery..All that is left is breast augmentation...Just be preportioned...Paul Castonguay woke up with a bad back...Wow either he is older than I think or he rolled over in his sleep over an Xbox controller, And Steve Silveria is shitting..Got bite by a rabbit...who knows..

 I might really roll Johnny after I found out we have to play next week, And don't have a bye...a 10 o'clock game to boot, And not the O'clock Patch speaks of...I know Nick is planning something..

 Now nobody is going to sit here and call Timmy a rocket scientist, But to get hoodwinked by the likes of fatface Tommy is in my opinion just about as low as you can go...Timmy was tricked into driving Tommy all over Lynn..I hope gave Timmy a quick rusty trombone for his troubles...Then I could almost look the other way on this...Better yet if it was Zizzo it would be no shock..I need to reflect where did I go wrong with young Timmy..

 John Carey is in the midst of a career season...John may of finally been able to escape the shadow of Paul, Or maybe word got out that John is now carrying a shank, And the league has taken notice..Jerry Alviti is still on his I'm 18 again tour, And now stooped even lower and insulted Lori..I believe your haircuts could be in trouble...I often wondered what it would be like to be 18 again?, And then I saw Jerry's antics as of late..No thanks..All we need is Jimmy Swagger to pick him up...Get your act together...Jeff Moses had maybe his first signature moment for the BRD..During the first period he came barreling over the lone only to get the ball, And do..Well what Jeff usually does..Absolutely nothing...Where does he get his balls big enough to get me excited and then he screws it up...Mikey Pasciuto drew first line duties last night, And we stunk...Actually the second line carried us minus Jerry of course..May Mikey is the black sheep of this group..Nick Johnson has been passing the ball like Tommy shoots lately..Is he mad because Kowloons discontinued the Johnson wings, Or is he that in love, Or is this rouse called a girlfriend taking it's toll on him...NowI know many losers..Everyone reading this for example, But Patch on New Years Eve showed he is hands down #1..How can one person know who every movie star is dating, And refers to facebook as the bible...I have seen some doozy's in my day, But this kid is the icing on the cake...Come to find out Zizzo is an avid skier...Are you as surprised as I am...The kid can't stand on his own, But on snow look out...I left Scotty alone last night as this as we know is an emotional time for him..New Years Eve brings out the vivid memory of his idol Dick Clark..I thought it was best to leave him be...Carmen Fuccillo is trying to put a little passing into his game, And is passing like Nick..So I guess go to plan B..Actually Carmen might be up to plan Y at this point....

 Paul Castonguay is doing the smart thing and letting his hamstring heal..I heard that injury could take up to 10 years to heal...Looks like this is the end for Paul...Joey Johnson was out again, And quite honestly nobody noticed..Well Patch di due to the fact that Joey owes him half a yard...7-7 hmmm we most likely will finish under 500...On a side note Johnny gave us the inside track on the heist of the century..More details later...

 As everyone in BRD nation awaited the word on often injured Derek Retalic's knee...We all held our breathe..Was it his ACL,MCL,meniscus, Or could he of torn his PCL in the other knee, But then coach Patch gave the update, And it was worse than anyone could of possibly imagined...Derek tore the most vital part of a man's knee..He tore the dreaded O'Clock...Now this maybe the first known case of this tragic injury..All we can do is pray for Derek at this point..As far as I hear the O'Clock is an injury you never come back from..

 After the game the BRD went to the 621, And had quite the showing..Unfortunately on of my co-workers were there and had the luxury of listening to Patch tell stories that nobody really cares about...I assume Patch took a few shots of the bird when I wasn't looking...What a loser..Wait we all were tagged on facebook..Maybe he isn't a loser...Nick Johnson recieved a 40 inch Tv from his woman for Christmas..Only a D1 star get's those types of gifts...Speaking of D1 stars...How many breakaways is he going to miss next week...I wonder if Joey Johnson is ok after taking a brutal shot to the lower region..Maybe that why he was sliding all over the floor...Mikey Pasciuto took the much coveted seat next to the great Nick Johnson at the 621..Mikey must of been discussing a way for both to get out of their BRD contracts....Jerry Alviti was a quick exit last night as once again he had a "booty call"...Hmmm booty call...Yey you meet her at 8:30 at night..Most booty calls usually take place at half past two in the morning..Then you defend her honor at a bar...Sounds like a relationship to me..When you moving in with her?...Jeff Moses was present last night after much lobbying for a forfeit..He must of set up his Lionel train he got for Christmas quiker than he thought...Scotty Rosato was once again playing up the yellow ball..Now this is  broken record..Yellow,blue,green..No ball of any color should beat you like that third goal did..Nick to let you know I drove by the Tobin, And Scotty wasn't there..I assume he is ok...John Carey was a quick exit last night too..Something about work...We were home by 10:30..I don't know just when I thought me and John had got over the yelling incident on the bench that Nick started he pulls this stunt...Carmen Fuccillo has played good the last few weeks, And has stayed out the box..Don't hold your breathe both can change quickly..Timmy McPherson, And Vinnie Zizzo were back into the booze last night..Timmy is still a one man show..Imagine that, And Zizzo hasn't fell in a few weeks..Once again don't hold your breathe...Franky McNulty was also at the 621, And was a tad sour me and him didn't speak..Well we had a conversation on the bench, And Scotty let in that shot from showcase cinemas so I thought it was in my best interest to stay clear..By the way you looked good to go to me...

 The BRD are still pretty banged up..Steve Silveria was out he had to shit...Paul Casonguay sat out because he thought Carmen was playing...

 One question how the hell are we under 500..Oh yeah we stink...

 A few things came out of last night after the game..Either me John Carey, Patch,Scotty Rosato, And me are rageing alcoholics, Or losers..I tend to believe we are a bit of both...I'm not going to lie I did proposition Scotty while seated in the back seat..He didn't appear against it, But nothing happened I swear..Patch was anxious to get in on the action, And Carey was preoccupied with shaking me down for 17 dollars..Drinking in the back seat of a car..I ask you does it get any lower than that...

 Mikey Pasciuto was into the coors light last night..Mikey has been a victim of playing with just about everybody this season..None of which are very good, But Coors light..If you didn't feel like drinking all you had to da was tell us nobody will judge you..Carmen Fuccillo returned last night after a week off, And promises me quite the Christmas gift...Timmy McPherson has layed low with the booze in the past few weeks..Either he gets his act together, Or you'll play with Jerry the rest of your time with the BRD...How the hell did Vinnie Zizzo become one of our best defenseman..Well when your competition is Jeff "Turn over"Moses,Steve"Let Me shit between shifts"Silveria how can't you impress...Nick Johnson had about 13 breakaways in the last 2 weeks resulting in zero goals..Has the D1 status caught up to him..Is it the woman..What can it be..I think it is he fact that I have scored in three of the last four games, And Nick feels the pressure on him by me..It looks I am about to pop out of my 8 year slump...Joey Johnson and myself had a deep conversation, And all I can say id on the couch..Who the hell knows anymore..On the couch...

 The BRD was without Paul Castonguay who is out indefinitely with a nagging groin injury..Is this the end of the road for the much decorated Defenseman..I hope Carmen say a few nice words at the ceremony...Jerry Alviti was at some sort of event..Jerry was missed..HAHA absloutely not..No Jerry equals a BRD win...Is it just me or does Derek Retalic hurt his knee and it takes him 2 years to get a Dr. appointment..I did hear that the OBGYN can get backed  up this time of year..I never thought I would say it but I miss Franky, And his eco friendly car...Ok Merry christmas to all, And sorry Jeff no forfeit next week

 There comes a time in every man's life where they may be faced with a tough choice...Should they be selfish, And keep a loved one alive, Or do the logical choice, And let them go...Patch faces such a choice..I say pull the plug,,Because we stink that bad, But Patch needs to keep the team running due to the fact that #1...It's a source of income, And #2 That is all the friends he has..Without the BRD he has to rely on the all those 300 of his closest friends on facebook..

 Jerry Alviti was better than last week, But when you play as bad as he did last week all you can do is move up...Jeff Moses is on a little hot streak..That being said if Jeff leads our team in goals the last two weeks we are in big trouble...Paul Castonguay appears to have tweaked his hamstring again..I wonder if that was before or after that kid ran by him like he was standing still..For his sake I hope it was before....Steve Silveria was just as impressive as his fellow D men last night..Come to find out the only good thing about Steve maybe his father..Who by the way happens to shop at Merry Go Round...John Carey asked me a question about how bad he was, And I said he may of been our best defenese last night, But they were so bad that isn't saying much...Nick Johnson almost went 2 straight games without a goal...Which is unheard of..My question is when you see me score from Service Merchandise wouldn't one think shoot not make 253 moves like Vladamir Ruzicka...Mikey Pasciuto was somewhat offered a out by Patch..I respect Mikey's answwer, But you had a chance that the rest of us on the team would die for...Scotty Rosato was so sharp last night that he threw the horns aside, And was playing the buckets like you you see down Fanueil hall...Vinnie Zizzo played a respectable game at forward last night..Well when Jerry is your linemate how can't you look good...Timmy McPherson is making the most of his chances lately, But somebody needs to tell Timmy it isn't against the rules to pass...Once again with Jerry on your line I can't blame him...

 As far as the injured or mentally ill players who were out last night..Ask Patch to see the text that Franky sent him...And that will say it all..

 It seems like just yesterday that the BRD was one big happy family..Celebrating a win at my house, But oh how things have changed..I guess a 5-5 start will do that..Nice observation by the way Jeff...Any way this team is one more loss away from having the wheels fall off...Coming off zippergate, And the Patch scandal, And now the two most recognizeable faces in the Dek hockey community are at odds...Joey Johnson, And Nick Johnson had quite the vocal exchange...Patch tried to intervene, But that's like locking Derek Retalic in a room full of weed, And telling him not to smoke any...My guess is that argument goes way back to their childhood...The view I got was when they were kids Nick had a sweet tonka dump truck that Joey wanted and Nick wouldn't give it up..Well that makes the most sense to me..We know it wasn't over a girl...By the way anyone but me see the vasoline fall out of Nick's bag..I told you the woman was a hoax...

 Shit where to begin...Well I have an idea..I never in my life thought I would say this, But Timmy McPherson outclassed his linemates...I'm not sure I have ever seen two wingers play as bad as Carmen Fuccillo, And Jerry Alviti...I haven't seen anything that bad since I centered Tritto, And Hudson..Carmen busted up John Ross's beak for him..That's yo bad..I guess the silver lining in it is every time we play them I don't have to hear Patch tell us that Ross played for the BRD..I guess he forgot I played on his line...Jerry was so bad that he may have to rethink not just playing dek hockey, But his life as well...Good luck with that...Speaking of bad..Jeff Moses had a nice goal, But then the same old Jeff came out..That turnover was a humdinger to say the least..He looked like he robbed a bank and was running away and through the ink pack and bag of loot over his shoulder...Scotty Rosato followed up last weeks nice performance with well a Scotty performance...A wrap around...A wrap around...If Bobby Haas can't score on one that kid sure of hell shouldn't of...Me, And John Carey may well be bullies as we gave Tommy quite the beating in the bathroom..I just wish it was Patch instead...Ray Dow played a pretty good game last night, But with Ray every good game requires at least 45 minutes of the life and times of Ray...Now we all know that's a whole lot of work..The great sweater debate is over..We now know where Steve gets his insperation from...His father was sporting a sharp little number last night.....

 Paul Castonguay is still out with an injury..I'm not one to question somebody but I think Paul may well be involved in a Black Ops 2 tournament...Vinnie Zizzo is probably dead by now...Oh well we'll move on...A Piant ball tournament...What a doozy...Mikey good thing you missed last night..We turned tomato paste into a whole tomato vineyard...My sisters dog was stolen...If I was Franky I wouldn't leave town..I'll be in touch...Is Derek Retalic alive?...Derek you need to come back to limit how much Jerry stinks...

 A whole lot of things could be said about the BRD, And their fearless leader Coach Patch...We all know Patch is a donkey face,a 13 year old girl, A crumb bum...Shit the list can go on...John Carey has been investigating, And monitoring the books for the BRD, And with all his hard work he has discovered that zippergate goes much further..It is to John's findings that coach Patch promised certain players sweatshirts that he would front until their endorsements came through...Now not having two nickles to rub together one has to wonder where Patch was getting this money..Well we found out he skimmed off the top from the team, And to date hasn't paid that money back..Now my question is do we want this type of press at a time that the BRD should still be on top of the Dek hockey world...A sit down is scheduled with majority owner Duke this weekend to discuss the matter further..Nice work John, But if I ever see you celebrate a goal like that again you'll be the one getting shanked...Maybe that's why 5 of us got a shake down for 20 last night..

 I was thinking last night Mikey Pasciuto really does it all for the BRD..He can play any position, And plays hard the whole time..Even when he decides to play as the third defeseman at times, But what did he do to deserve what happened to him last night...Playing with Timmy, And Jerry..I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy...Speaking of Tim..How about that goal Timmy scored he was stumbling so much he looked like Duke busting through the doors at the Grand opening of a buffett...Jerry Alviti left quite quickly after the game I guess he had a booty call...What is he 18 sneaking up the fire escape...Then he said when is he getting me out of the house..Last time I checked I wasn't the one who had to make a deal to plays cards once a month...Joey Johnson was back on the floor last night for the BRD, And was running arould with a box full of empty cans...What is he the chinese guy in my neighborhood..If times are tough I am sure that 85 cents you collected last night will help out...Nick Johnson appears to be in love, And for once it's not with himself...One beer and done...I'm ashamed...Did anyone but Nick think he was gonna pass on that two on one last nite..He sures seems to think he always passes up a chance to shoot...I still think the girl is a coverup....I hope nobody really liked Vinnie Zizzo cuz he is off to Venezuela next week, And one would assume that's the last we see of him..Maybe he stumbles across Natalie Holloway...Jeff Moses made a sweet pass to the other team last night...With Steve, And Paul out somebody had to fill that void...Scotty Rosato played pretty well last night...I know what everybody is saying..Finally..Well I know I am...I think the whole when Scotty talks people listen thing is pretty much out the door...Ray Dow played good last night as well, And knew how much time was left in the game last night...

 Franky McNulty dropped by last night, And it looks like he'll be out for awhile..Well that gives him more time to put pretty little bows in his dog's hair..I still say this kid baffles me...Paul Castonguay is going to be out at least another week..See that's what you get your 109 playing hockey 4 nights a week..Shouldn't you be collecting social security by now?...Derek Retalic had a very heavy period this month so do the math there...Steve Silveria was out as well last night..I guess he got bite by a worm this time..Shit I didn't even know worms could bite..

 Last night as I realized Alviti wasn't there I must admit I was a tad bit excited....It hit me he wasn't there at about 9:30 so that tell's you how much he was missed...Patch told me that he had a flu shot and was out...Lori as well as my baby had a flu shot recently, And neither missed a beat...Just add this to the long list of why Jerry stinks, And now with Derek and Franky out..It just adds to his ineptitude...

 Well Jeff Moses is having a girl..Congrats are in order, But it just solidifies what I am saying all along..It takes a man to make a boy...Nobody should be surprised here...Nick Johnson had his woman in the crowd last night..Now I ask you if any of us had our woman in the crowd..What would the D1 phenom say...I think we all know...Mikey Pasciuto played forward, But I think Patch forgot to tell him as Mikey played a solid third defenseman...Tim McPherson scored last night, And is now trying to land Mike D'Amico for the BRD...I hope he doesn't lose Mike like he lost 51 faceoffs...Plus he's on the wagon so now it may be time to cut ties with Timmy...Carmen Fuccillo missed a pretty open net..He must of thought he was me...And why is he still tanned?...Paul Castonguay made the game last night, And why is this news..Well the new black ops came out Tuesday so I thought he had some level to achieve or something like that...Is that what I have to look forward to...The Zizz was back at it last night, And as far as I hear he is going for most improved player...He should be ok his only competition is Jerry, And Jeff...John Carey and me have had many talks of old school shows lately..Now I knew I was a loser..Who knew John was as well...Scotty Rosato has laid off the bugle as of late...Now don't get me wrong he is still far from good, And only stays for one beer..The balls on that kid...Steve Silveria was back last night..I was more happy to see his father than him..I'm pretty sure his dad wouldn't of turned the ball over like Steve did on that fourth goal...Patch is currently under investigation for his skimming...The BRD will have a decision shortly, But unfortunately there is no paper trail...Who knew he was that smart...

 Joey Johnson was out again...So you thought having a kid was easy...Well for me it is...The BRD are hurting now as Franky McNulty, And Derek Retallic are both out with significant injuries...As I hear it Franky will adress the team shortl...As far as Derek goes he may be out for quit some time...The funny part is he'll still out score Jerry...

 So in the great, Or not so great world that we live in....Social Media has become a major tool..In fact it has become so bad that people can't actually interact face to face..I guess you can't give them the thumbs up like's, Or tag people, But that is a whole story for another day...Once in awhile those media outlets supply me with some interesting things..This time it was brought to my attention that Nick Johnson was at a Laua now most of these events are held in the summer, But this one was in November...So I see Nick at this Laua..Brass skirt and all..See what woman do to you..I liked Nick better when I thought he was a queer..I must say that big burly brother in the picture was nice though...My question is where did Nick find time to attend this laua..Not sure of that,But I am sure that pussy is like a drug..It's gets you to do stupid things you later regret...Am I the only one that noticed my excellent work in the pivot last night..Obviously..Cuz nobody gave me the ball when I was in the pivot...

 John Carey as we all know is in control of the books for the BRD, But last night John had a Dominican League baseball draft and couldn't make it..So Patch complained about being broke for the last week..He is even on Duke's sheet..He borrowed money from his cousin to get beer..So as I am home last night what do I see Patch drive by with a sack of BK..When I asked him about it he said he skimmed off the top..I recorded it John if you want me to turn it over to you...Joey Johnson passed to me, And it took me by surprise as well as Joey...Mikey Pasciuto has played all over the floor for the BRD this season, And I think Mean Machine noticed this as they tried to take him out, Or maybe he tried to take himself out..Not quite sure...How long can I say Jeff Moses, And Jerry Alviti stink..Not forever, But I can at least one more week...Jeff shoots like he is using a five wood out of a sand trap...And Jerry after his early outburst this season has now become irrelevant...What am I saying I've been irrelevant for nine seasons playing with Nick, And Joey...Scotty Rosato is refuting the charges of his beer episode last week..Last time I saw Scotty this adament was when he said that shot by Dougie Sedille that he took from CVS was tipped in the third OT...Vinnie Zizzo was back at it last night and he almost went down trying to catch the ball I flipped on the bench...My son has better coordination than him...Paul Castonguay lost my respect he had his chance to bury Jay in the card game, And fails to show up...I thought Paul would love that chance..Not that he is vengeful or anything like that...Being Italian and all I am sure Carmen Fuccillo like pasta sauce, But I didn't know he like it that much..Boy was he licking the paste last nite...Derek Retalic was a bit emotional about me not putting him down for a game winner a few weeks back..Look it's fixed..I know playing with Jerry is challenging, But don't take it out on me..

 As we all know by now Franky McNulty is out for somewhere around a month with a fractured ankle..After we stopped Patch from crying it occured to me I thought Jesus could heal the sick...I guess this one can't...Tim McPherson was out last night with a presentation...Now I ask you if you were his boss would you send him to any sort of presentation??Whose his boss Patch...

 As we all know the BRD were without their two great, And undeniable best Dek hockey players to ever don the BRD uniform..Nick Johnson, And Joe Johnson..That's 2/3 of the first line..So the question was what combination to use..Coach Patch being brilliant as usual toyed with some ideas, And was shot down by several 2nd line performers....One even said what am I Jesus Christ..I wish I could write this and disagree, But I can't..Franky did it all..He double shifted when the game was still in doubt..I guess 7-1 is a nip and tuck type of game....Remember before you speak look to your right..And then look to your left..One if not both of those people will tell me what is said..But it's ok..It's only Dek hockey, And I still love you... 

 After the game the BRD headed off to the 621..This has been spoken of for years, But last night it went down..Scotty Rosato showed up, But only stayed for one beer..I wish he could of hung out a bit longer...Jerry Alviti seemed really preoccupied with out drinking me, Patch, And Carey..I'm writing this and still drinking, And Jerry is probably underneath the Endicott St sign...John Carey was also there and was loaded as Patch told me on the ride home he was punching his car..Either way me and John shared a nice moment over a pastrami sandwhich...Derek Retalic showed up as well, And him and Jerry went at it 4 times..I ask you how are these guys friends..I guess the same way me and Patch are...Mikey Pasciuto had only about a half hour at 621..Then ordered turkey tips over a salad, And drank 12 more beers..I feel your pain Mikey..You can't stop..I get it..I get it...Is there any reason why we were outside talking to a court jester, And a well I guess a fat king that Patch dropped the Patch name....He really does own this town, Or he thinks he does..Carmen Fuccillo was also there, And was wondering what it would take to take home the 97 year old waitress....Why was Carmen there, And not Paul?

 Tim McPherson screwed right after the game with Vinnie Zizzo in tow..Something tells me those two were up to something..Let me go out front, And see if they are passed out on my front lawn..Jeff Moses was ummm Trick or Treating, Or just gay..You judge...Steve Silveria has the longest dog bite healing process ever recorded...The biggest question is how in the world did the BRD manage to win without D1 phenoms Nick Johnson, And Joey Johnson...I guess we figured it out...Nick the least you could do is put down the Zima, And answer Mikey's text...

 Well the BRD patiently awaited the arrival of their championship sweatshirts...Patch was in control of the issue..He was working the phones, And keeping everybody informed..Then just like Christmas morning what you hope for arrived..Patch jumped into his 1990 Toyota and picked up the sweaters and hit the streets like he was a UPS delivery driver...But as this story moves any further we need to remember this is Patch, And something shady was bound to happen....He ordered 16 hoddies and about 5 have functioning zippers...Now I think we as a team need to take the blame on this one....We send Patch to handle this..We are better off sending my son..Then to Make matters worse we send Jerry with him..Now shit I guess we are dumber than we look..What did we expect...

 Jerry Alviti's zipper was the first broken, And we all expected that..Even the guy making them were baffled that he was on the team...Then Jeff Moses had the same issue..Once again no surprise..When you turn the ball over like him he does you deserve what you get...But then Nick Johnson's zipper was a no go..Now we have a serious problem on our hands...This is the possibly best Dek hockey player ever to walk this earth..As I write this the D1 alumn is looking into closing down bodytoppers...Mikey Pasciuto has been a jack of all trades this season..He was a little excited that we may go to 621 next week..Look Mikey it took me telling them I knew the bartender to get these crumb bums to go...John Carey forgot the shank, And that may of been a good thing as we got in depth about slasher movies..Tommy needs to get shanked for many reasons, But trying to steal the BRD brand is unacceptable...As we all know Paul Castonguay has a fondness for Carmen Fuccillo that to be honest is sometimes creepy..It reminds me of that guy from Family Guy...Anyway he now has  taken a liking to Steve Silveria as that pass he made last night was Steve times 2..Either way best pass you have made in 6 seasons Paul...Scotty Rosato was about as sharp as a marble last night...That first goal was a doozy..I guess sometimes you get beat on a dump in...Derek Retalic had a nice game for himself last night..My guess is alll that ball busting about the sweater he wasn't getting, And the fact they were broken must of gave him added motivation...Franky McNulty was a no go last night..He was looking for change between his seat cushions at home to pay for his sweater..I'm sure Patch can figure another way for you to pay it off..Joey Johnson was out..I gues he had a shock treatent...Vinnie Zizzo played last night and cost me a lot of loot as I took the over on how many times he fell...Anyone but me see that breakaway Tim McPherson had..What the hell was wrong with him..He was running 200 miles per hour..This kid is a humdinger...

 Patch has a very important appointment with a make up artist for Halloween..We all know Patch is broke..To save money he should of went as Rocky Dennis..No make up needed...

 I have decided it is time to take down all the championship stuff on the site...That was last season, And now we need to look forward to the winter season, And to find a way to stop stinking...I am sure Patch is crying at this notion...

 For once Patch was well ahead of the booze situation last night...He had enough beer to go around for everybody up there, But unfortunately not many guys stayed...Patch is on the hot seat as he failed to make some key changes in the game..Now we are all grown men, But this deadbeat needs to do something more than open the door, And yell about sweatshirts that I am 100% convinced that we may never get...Nick Johnson was a quick exit after the game..I guess he had to work...Now Carmen Fuccillo was up Hockeytown last night so it couldn't have been at Richie's...There could of been a DJ event at Sissy K's..I find that hard to believe...I know October 17th is quite the party night..I think it's the woman situation...My theory is each line needs at least one pussy free player..That equals out the lines...Pussy free players are usually pro Dek hockey players, or gay..Nick fits both to a tee...Joey Johnson was a no go last night, But then made the game...I guess Joey had an issue with the woman..I am baffled that she wants you around..Lori throws me out of the house...Jeff Moses will not be at the Halloween night game..I guess he is dressing up as Frankenstein..Not much make up needed there...John Carey has finally found a suitable shank..He shanked a few last night, But needs to fashion it a little better...John You know Patch was right last night...Mikey Pasciuto informed us he had to leave early then left 5 minutes before me...I guess he enjoyed the kielbasa at my house that night...We informed him that Jerry was the man responsible for the creation...I guess Jerry has to be good at something..Speaking of Jerry..He has been on a tear the last few weeks..I commend him for that, But Jerry is like a AA member..At any given time he could fall off the wagon, And stink again...Oh good old Scotty Rosato..He played like Dr.Jekyll, And Mr. Hyde...One second good, And the next a goal scored from Caldors...Rumor is he purchased a new bugle...Paul Castongay was livid during the game last night...I've come to realize that Paul is just about always livid when he plays...Mean old man...Derek Retalic just can't produce when he put's the BRD sweater on...It will come...I'll drop you championship hooded sweatshirt off on Saturday...Frank McNulty takes his dog more places than I take my son..That either make's Franky a crumb bum, Or Me a bad father..Could be the latter... Ray Dow filled in last night, And killed off the last 30 seconds of the game in the corner..Nice job...Ray did you know we were losing at the time...Timmy McPherson was at the hospital...Not sure why, But it seems like Timmy is at the emergency room 3 times a week...

 It's Time for the BRD hall of fame vote...I could actually care less about this, But I am bored so the Nominees are..John Serino...John was a multi dimensional player...Who was famous for his inspirational talks between periods...Now he is famous for his gut...Johns Kinnally..This will be John's last shot on the ballot..John was part of Hockeytown's original defenseman program..John was a smart player who was just about as cheap as they come...A player you liked on your team, But hated to play against....Steve Iacoviello...Probably one of the best defeneman I have played with...Solid smart, And chippy..Steve made you know you were in a game when you played him...Marc Lozzi...The former goalie of the BRD was most famous for his stench, And his sieve like abilities..Now he is famous for his moose calling sounds...

 I must open with the stellar play of I guess what they call the first line...In two weeks the line has been far from good..In fact they have been so bad it's Laughable....Nick Johnson has been somewhat the lone bright spot..With 5 goals on the young season, But has failed to make one single pass..Now we all know Nick doesn't pass, But when he has tried they have been hairy at best...Timmy McPherson missed so many open nets he made me look good...And as far as I go I can't make the simplest of passes at this point, And couldn't score in a whore house with a 50 dollar bill hanging out of my pocket..Nick is coming by this weekend to work with me..

 I have noticed something about Jerry Alviti..Without Derek Retalic he may be the worst player I have ever seen, But with Derek around he is sort of a beast..Now let's not get carried away with his three goal break out performance we all know Jerry will finish with 4 goals on the season...Patch misled the team into when the money was due for the sweatshirts, And then threw me under the bus with faulty information to boot..The poor teenage girl is stuck in a facebook world..Johns Carey and me went at it last night..I kept my distance due to the possability of getting shanked..The best part is I was minding my buisness and Nick started a beef, And Johns went at me..No class..What do you expect from A Revere Kid...Franky McNulty is now playing for the the Crew..What are they building a mini BRD over there....Franky will surely bring some entertaining times to the Crew..I'm sure he already leads the team in PIM...Scotty Rosato was on vacation this week..The weather prohibited from staying later..I figured one more beer and Scotty would of had the trombone out..It seemed headed that way...Jeff Moses may be lining it up for early retirement..With a second kid coming there is only so much time in the day..My question is would anybody miss him?I would say no...Paul Castonguay seemed a bit lost without Carmen at the game...I am starting to have serious questions involving this...Speaking of Carmen Fuccillo I guess he was suspended for yet another altercation..This kid is heading down the road once traveled by Tink...Not a good road believe me..Joey Johnson was once again out with can only be termed as fatherhood..Am I only one whose life never changed after having a kid...Mikey Pasciuto was at work, Or he saw enough of us last Fridasy at my house..To let you know Patch hasn't drank your beer yet...Steve Silveria was bit by a dog..Yeah really he was..I thought that was a urban legend that mailmen get bite by dogs..The best part is I wasn't surprised..

 Last Friday the BRD held a partry at my house, And all showed except Franky..Who was excused...Patch had balloons and there was a sheetcake..All that was missing was a clown..Oh wait Patch was there..

Coming off the D2 title the BRD has been very busy the last 10 days..As we all know the BRD does exceptional work in the community which hasn't been overlooked...Sometimes that is overlooked..So riding the high of the win the BRD took to the Streets..

 Mike Roberto,Joey Johnson, And Nick Johnson spent some time up at Childrens Hospital cheering up the sick children..They were recieved with open arms, And embraced for their dedication on and off the floor...Nick Johnson also was seen at Kowloons posing for a picture with Mick Foley, And Terry Funk...Coach Patch, And Franky McNulty flew out to Aurora Colorado to pay their respects to the theater massacre shooting victims..With both being such big Batman fan's the choice to send them seemed like the logical one...Scotty Rosato went to time square, And watched every Dick Clark's Rockin New Years show on the big board..Scotty refused to be accompanied by a BRD team mate as he needed to do that alone...John Carey, Steve Silveria, And Steve's father went to the Arsenal Mall for a meet, And greet autograph signing..Funny part is everybody wanted Steve's Fathers autograph instead of theirs...Paul Castonguay, And Carmen Fuccillo were guests on the D.A. Show which was hosted from Hooters, And nobody on the team was invited this time either...Carmen swung and missed with the busty whores(No Surprise There), And Paul showed off his new I phone..Sounds about right...Jeff Moses, And Jerry Alviti were the busiest of the group as they made appearances at the ugly yellow store, And Pennyworths..Nobody really wanted to see them so they had to settle for two places that closed 15 years ago...Timmy McPherson went out like Brad Marchand, And got ripped..Took his shirt off, And tried to find that broad up at Kowloons...Mikey Pasciuto took some time to reflect on his goal of getting a BRD jersey, And then was a guest host for the Leno show..Big differance between Mikey, And Leno is Mikey writes his own stuff, And is actually funny...

 Well tomorrow night the BRD will have a little bash at my house, And surprisingly almost all will be there..We have to get Nick out in 2 hours as he informed me last night anything after that he starts charging...There will be a sheetcake, And I advise John to leave his shank at home...Has everybody seen the sign..Broke that out a little earlier than I thought I would...

 Oh yeah Derek Retalic returned to the BRD last night...Same result as last time he played with us..See all you guys tomorrow...

 THe BRD did the unthinkable last night, And shocked the Iron Men as well as most of Hockeytown and probably themselves....It just proves put 10 seuperstars together and you get 10 individuals, But the BRD proved that sometimes a team of basically stiffs can be a powerhouse...

        Patch is alive we all thought that he would die peacefully in his sleep last night, But he's like Michael Myers you can't kill him...Mikey Pasciuto finally has completed his mission as he now has a sweatshirt from the BRD...Mikey was a factor all season for us, And maybe the most looked over member of the BRD...Nick Johnson tried to celebrate after the win, but he was all alone..I think everybody on the BRD was baffled they actually won..When the BRD struggled this year Nick was the one constant force on the offensive end..Without him we may not of won...Joey Johnson, And Franky McNulty played about as good a game that I have ever seen two centers play..The two of them alone may of won the game for the BRD....Scotty Rosato is famous for his kazoo solo's, And as much as I wanted to see one last night he refrained from it.It was obvious Scotty was on early on, And when Scotty is on like that he is unbeatable...Paul Castonguay not only being the #1 fan of the Carmen Fuccillo fan club..Scored most likely scored the biggest goal of his BRD tenure..Paul also gave the Fergies no room to operate..Carmen Fuccillo thanked me after the game for letting him play..We should be thanking him as Carmen was a huge differance maker in the playoffs...John Carey didn't shank anyone in the playoffs..Well Flemming almost got it last night...John played solid all night, And stood on the line until the last possible momement...Steve Silveria may of blocked 71 shots last night, And manhandled the Iron Men forwards...Jeff Moses didn't stink...Jeff played smart last night, And took what the Iron Men gave him...The key was no turnovers, And we didn't make many...Jerry Alviti had some big plays and almost netted a goal at the end, And he actually played in the third period...He still stinks...Timmy McPherson was a force in the playoffs..He may have to continue whackig the twisted tea down before the game..For somebody who doesn't play D he did a hell of a job....

 It was by far the best game we have ever played..Now I said some nice things up top, But don't think that's going to happen every week, Or ever again..Think about it to shut that team out..That's something to be proud of..Unfortunately we beat Dave Purcell and now we are all on the D1 list...Bobby Haas is fueling the truck..Sheet cakes are being prepared..Sweaters are being ordered, Nick isn't gay, And the BRD won a title..What the hell is the world coming to...You have to wonder what me Patch,Carey, And Timmy were doing in the lot until almost one...Great season, And an even better finish,,Great job..

I must begin with an apology for my actions last night..I let my emotions get the best of me, And I never do that...I yelled at a few people and acted like Nick Johnson...I called Joey Johnson, And John Carey's little passing clinic 3rd grade...So I feel I should appologize, But I'm not going to..When i called Joey's play 3rd grade who knew I guessed his last year of scholl he attended..Joey has yelled at me for 5 years..I am allowed one..As far as John goes..He must of thought he was down the Whelan school circa 1996 with Bobby Haas practicing crisp passes..I also yelled at Jeff Moses..I had no choice on that one..Jeff ran by the ball like he was Frank"The Tank" from Old School streaking down the street..The best part about my tirade was I'm pretty sure I gave a speech in between periods to relax..Boy I'm A sump..

Patch, And Mikey Pasciuto had a quick back and forth via the facebook circuit..I would of loved to see Patch's side of the transcript on that...Mikey Pasciuto played for Wild Wings and had a good game, But after the game he donned his BRD shirt, And quickly forgot where Wild Wings wwas..In Saugus by the way..Home Of the Famous Johnson brothers...I liked the move Mikey..All I can ask Nick Johnson is what the hell was that celebration after you tied the game up all about..That's now twice in the playoffs we have celebrated..I'm a little scared...During the celebration Franky McNulty was like a bull in a china shop as he bowled over the whole pile...Franky did quite a bit of yapping too..I liked what I saw...Wow what a game Carmen Fuccillo had..Now that's all fun and good...I actually enjoyed the picture you showed me after more than the three goals you scored...Steve Silveria at last showed some class and gave me a fomal intoduction to his father..I mean Steve was at my wedding what's right is right...Well at least Steve made it through this semi final game without incident...Paul Castonguay almost had to slap Ray Nickerson around..Paul was 100% to blame that is the great Ray..You need to take a crosscheck to the back and like it...Does anyone think Jerry Alviti knows it is ok to take a shift in the third period..Don't get me wrong I am not complaining...Did anyone but me see Scotty Rosato with the tuning iron right before that 7th goal..Whew that was a doozy...Well it wouldn't be a season without a quick kazoo solo...Timmy McPherson is single again..Back on the booze, And has scored two weeks in a row..See the trend...

Well we all know what we need to do Monday..We are not supposed to win..They are Dek Hockey's finest ever assembled on the Iron Men...I am pretty sure everybody up Hockeytown is rooting for us...Let's just cut down the mistakes and take advantage when we have a chance, And let's go take it home...Sheets cakes are being ordered...

With two games in three days I am going to keep this short..I only have so much material..Even I get stumped...

Good old Nick Johnson has been the punchline of more than one of our jokes...From hanging out at Ramrods...To dating Ricky...Now I became aware that he is indeed straight..Well I think he is...He is currently involved in a little love triangle, And it isn't with Ricky, And Derek...I am a man and can admit that maybe I was wrong about Nick...Even though I did see him glimpse at my balls last night..Jeff Moses will be a father again..Nice knowing you Jeff...Mikey Pasciuto will play against us tomorrow..If that's the case who is going to bail Nick out..Patch has a new knickname..Booger..Ask him about it, And I'm sure he'll tell you..Cuz it is no big deal...

The way Hockeytown is with their seedings..In the semis you have an 8 seed,15,19, And 12..And we all know the 12 seed is a joke...It should be a good game hopefully the BRD comes out on top..Wild Wigs won 7-1 last night, And Joey And Nick scored 6 goals..Both of which will be playing for us..By the way nice choice Derek..

As we usually do after a game we gather and have a few beers, Or in my case a 12 rack..Either way as we were celebrating a hard fought victory, And noticeably absent was Mikey..Now I know he took a ball to the snout, And I would of been gone 30 seconds after that happened..So to fast forward a bit at about 1130 or so who appears out of the shadows Mikey..I guess he was hobnobbing with Wild Wings..Mikey shunned the BRD..No good game,See you next week guys..nothing..Well what do you expect from a kid from Malden..

John Carey was fired up last night again, And blames me for his Wednesday night drinking binges..How come people drink and I get blamed for it..Nick Johnson did his best Jerry Alviti impersonation last night as he was huggy beer kissy face...Not sure what to make of this kid..Well at least Mikey laid him out..Nick learned first hand that Patch is insane and a blatant liar..As we all watched Nick take the chairs out of his car..Patch piped in that he got us all chairs..This kid is a certifiable mental case, But I'm sure every body already knew that...Whew good old Tim McPherson was once again sweet last night..When did Timmy forget how to shoot..Is that girl still at Kowloons?..Franky McNulty was the ref of the game after us..Next thing you know he's on the ground..Must of been that great fighting rule you explained to us last night...Paul Castonguay is playing a whole lot of hockey lately..That's a lot of loot..good thing he has his Social Security check to pay for it...Jeff Moses had a break away last night, And it was the most gross thing outside of child birth I have ever seen...Joey Johnson drove off a cliff in New Hampshire a few weeks ago..Enough said...Carmen Fuccillo needs to get his priorities in check..When you come as the rest guy..That is solely meant fill in for me, But not once did I benefit from Carmen's presence..Steve Silveria made the play of the year when he leveled Scotty Young..Who was trying to play Mickey the dunce games..Whatever that means..Now a formal introduction to your father would be nice...I am not happy with Scotty Rosato at all..Scotty has been playing well, But I am in the minority when I say I enjoy a nice kazoo solo..I am sure Scotty has the kazoo at the ready..

Well ossipee is here and I am sure I will see a few of you up there..Jerry will be there for 20 minutes due to clambakes....Just what I want to do drive 110 miles to basically turn around and drive home..By the way Franky that shot did hit me, And you tried to take it away..Let me bask in the glory of my first goal in 4 years..Shit I feel like Carey..

Last night we had the honor of being entertained with the workings of Mike Flemming..He covered it all..From chilid care..To steak tips..To Ocean City Md., And he wrapped it up by saying that I stink now..Nice observation by the way... Now at times when i doubt who my hero is..Nick Johnson does something that proves why I should of named my son Nick..Not only did he put on a one man show for the Dirty Trojans and carry them to victory..He also did the same for the BRD..I tell you this man is a god..Disregard that pass that he gave to Mikey Pasciuto that was at his head that Mikey handled and scored..Looks like Mikey bailed Nick out again...John Carey has now become obsessed with shanking somebody..We all laughed last week..Well at least i did, But now I am a bit fearful...Jerry Alviti played a very inspired game last night..See if you play like that more I won't call you clambake anymore..Nah I still will....Patch actually coached last night..He st some powerplay lines, And rotated the D..That being said I am pretty sure he had nothing to do with any of that...You have to love when playoff time comes..During the playoffs Steve Silveria just kills people, And the scary part is he finds nothing wrong with it...Paul Castonguay was solid all night..I thought he was out last night...Jeff Moses runs a shoddy football league at best...Come to find out I am not impressed with much Jeff does...Scotty Rosato played very good last night, But let's not get to excited at any given time the slide trombone could be out...Carmen Fuccillo was the rest guy last night, And am I glad he showed up..I still have issues with his tanning...Franky McNulty's dog had a cone on his head..I would of asked what happened, But I really didn't want to know..I'm sure it would of been a doozy of a story...Timmy McPherson went back to basics and whacked down a 16 ounce twisted tea before the game, And Bang he scores...Remember Alcohol is the cure all... Well we have that stiff face Ray's team next week, And we will also face that crumb bum Del..The #3 seed..You can't let a 19 seed walk in your house and beat you...Or can you..By the way Ray we are fighting..I reserved a nice window table at Hooters for 9:15.

Now it has been a good two years since I updated the night of the game..Not sure why I am..Lori's away with the baby and maybe I decided to live on the edge..Who knows..Tonight I saw a side of John Carey that amused me but at the same time concerns me..As we all know Derek Retalic left for Plays with Chipmunks, And has agreed to rejoin the BRD in the winter, But John has taken this seriously, And vows if Derek defects again to shank Derek..Derek seemed ok with this as long as John doesn't stab him in the knee..Not much of it makes sense..Maybe John did time in Leavenworth..Get the toothbrush out..

Nick Johnson was fashionably late..With all the public appearances..Mall openings, And from what I hear Nick flew in late from the RNC tonight..Life of a D1 star..Mikey Pasciuto took out a season's worth of frustration on Tommy..Mikey has reached the snapping point..Can't blame him..Oh Timmy Timmy Timmy..What to do with this once promising young stud..I have an idea go back to Kowloons find that broad and drop a load again...I'm Pretty sure Paul Quite for the playoffs tonight..Not really sure why..As I recall we played with 7 forwards last year in the playoffs...Jerry Alviti displayed his usual game on the floor, But saved himself with his BBQ skills, And his slapping of Patch around the joint...Scotty Rosato played another good game tonight..My only advice is cover up the ball don't let it roll in..Nice job...Jeff Moses played forward tonight, And he isn't very good at that..He may be the only person better offensively from defense than he is up front..I guess Patch's new name is grandma Patch...Bring your appetite..What was he an ad for Floramo's in the Lynn Item..
fucking sump..Steve Silveria had the father with him tonight..I haven't been introduced yet, But I still like him more than Steve...

Franky McNulty was away at what I hear was a cowboy festival..If there is even such a thing..What is up with that kid?Joey Johnson was...I give up..Who knows..Carmen Fuccillo had a softball game..He's 21 I should be playing softball not you..

Well the playoffs are here,,And a huge question is hanging over the BRD..Are they a dark horse or a one and done..I go for one and done..How's that for a vote of confidence...

While Jerry Alviti is off in Las Vegas the BRD put together maybe their best game of the season...Is this a coincidence or does Mr. Clambake hinder the BRD performance that much..I'll go with the latter...

Joey Johnson managed to take off his apron, And put down the baby bottle for a minute and play a game...Joey had the little guy with him, And I must say I had a better conversation with him than I ever did with Joey...Nick Johnson's controversial goal was awarded solely on the fact the he is a D1 legend..No way they were taking that goal away from that superstar...Mikey Pasciuto had his wife with him, And make a quick exit..At least he let his wife watch this time, And not sit in the car like a German Shepherd this time...As far as I hear Franky McNulty gave Scotty a pep talk, And had a few words with a few others..I'm wondering if Franky ate that candybar he's been yelling about...Patch went out of his way to get an early playoff seeding map..Dis anyone but him care..I can't get by the fact that he is a deadbeat...John Carey was livid at Patch as they drove off..Patch blames me, But I plead the fifth...Jeff Moses was back at it with his Nick Johnson Moment as he attempted to make a rush again..Jeff stop...Please..Timmy McPherson is hairy at best at this point..All he has is one point..I know I stink, But Timmy maybe damaged goods...No points..Talking about a concussion nobody knew about..It all stems back to the woman...Steve Silveria fell off the wagon and had a few beers..smoked a cigarette..I think we were one beer away from seeing that sweet Christmas sweater again...Paul Castonguay looked a little sour last night after the game..I think they pushed back the release of Medal of Honor 62..Scotty Rosato had on of his best game in awhile..He even went old school....Still had a quick kazoo solo on the first goal...

Now don't get to carried away with the win last night we still stink..

Ok I am Pretty sure we all knew where I was going to begin this week..Good old Scotty Rosato is still trying to find his groove...So last night Scotty was about as sharp as a marble..He flat out stunk...With all those piss poor goals I felt like I was on the Esplanade on the 4th of July..In fact Nick Johnson in the penalty box had out the big symbols..Whew what a display...Jerry Alviti has to cut his Ossipee trip down a day or two..Now as I sat I wondered what his reasoning was..Was it a wedding,a funeral,Bah Mitzvah,Christening,Easter Sunday..The Pat's home opener,work,He needed a haircut...Nope none of the above..It's a clam bake..Yeah that's right..His girl has a clam bake at work..It's not even on a beach..I think it's at the Orioles club in Revere..Now don't judge Jerry, But a move like that is liable to get you cut...

John Carey ran a tight ship in Patch's absence..The stats were right..We may of had an issue with the door, But we worked through it...Week in and week out I tear D1 phenom Nick Johnson up, But last night during a slight altercation..Nick rescued me from some big burly brother..Who knew Nick had that in him...Franky McNulty was upgraded to the first line, And I am not sure if his presence on the line rubbed off on me and Nick, But at one point all three of us were in the box...Paul Castonguay was willing to cut the whole team last night...Talk like that you are liable to catch yourself a $150.00 bagle this time...Tim McPherson played a little forward, And the result was the same..Tim's play resembles a tranny at times..Looks good from a far, But get to close you might get dicked in the ass...Can somebody tell Jeff Moses he is not a Johnson, And can't rush end to end, A Johnson is born with a natural ability no human knows about..Steve Silveria grabbed his first goal of the season..Last season Steve was a force offensively..This season not so much..My guess it's because he missed about 4 games while he was on the toilet bowl..Carmen Fuccillo week in and week out tells us tales of how every Tuesday he almost get's into a beef..Do you think Carmen knows he is 65 pounds soak and wet...

Coach Patch was away in Sebago Lake..Where by the way the kids go for free..It was nice without him..Quiet..No yelling....By the way never post a picture like you did of yourself shirtless on facebook...That might be insensitive on my part Patch is in his third trimester...Mikey Pasciuto was out rescuing cat's from trees..It's to bad Mikey wasn't there to see the concert Scotty put on...Is Joey Johnson alive..We should ask Nick..Wait Nick doesn't even know who Joey is...

As last nights game was winding down, And the BRD was facing a one goal defecit they failed to take a timeout...Coach Patch being the stiff he is failed to recognize the tired legs of well me..I guess Patch took it home with him and shined it up and put it on his dresser at home..I ask you is there anyone who is more clueless that this invalide...Also come to find out he is the CEO of a fortune 500 company to boot...

Now on to the ever so great Joey Johnson, And his stiff brother Nick Johnson..The day has come where these two D 1 stars may view themselves as being above the BRD....I haven't used this one in awhile but both have zero class..Even Del has more class than them...Franky McNulty was supposed to be Willy Wonker for me last night, But was a quick exit after the game..I think he might be hoarding the supply...Mikey Pasciuto was a quick exit last night as well..I guess his marriage is more important than Dek hockey..Just don't let Nick, And Joey hear that...Jeff Moses got on the scoreboard again last night...He is turning into...Nah he's bad...Jerry Alviti had yet another uneventful game, And I figured he was gonna be hyped up for this game against all his Monday night guys, But I've come to the conclussion that not much inspires Jerry to not stink...Maybe a free haircut or something...Scotty Rosato had a nice little bugle solo on that last goal..Scotty is the finest bugle player I have ever encounted..May be time for a new song though...Steve Silveria returned last night..I was starting to think he knew we stunk so he moved on..I can't blame him if that's the choice he made..Right Derek...You gotta wonder why me Paul Castonguay, And John Carey gave Patch a stern talking to last night..Oh I know because he is a 38 year old male with the mind of a 12 year old...You would think after Carmen Fuccillo tried the curl out of the corner 12 times he would of got the hint that it wasn't working and go to plan B, But on a good note he has a hell of a tan...

The BRD being a little short handed turned to some old faces...Mike D'Amico, And Bobby Haas..To my surprise neither picked up a penalty...In fact it might be the first game that both played and both finished...It's safe to say Mike D'Amico still had the extra small T-shirt on, And Bobby had a beard ala Roger the bum..Was that a tribute?It was nice to see both wrap around specialists...

Now on to Derek Retalic..I'm not going to spend to much time on this..It's seems since the BRD began this is the 100th time I had to write something like this...I'v e had discussions with most BRD members about this.And we all seem to feel the same way..So all I can say is do what you want..Just make sure it's the right choice..Last time I give you a burger at my house...

Nick Johnson had his meeting cancelled..Well so he says...I think he wanted his fill of Tomato Paste...Or maybe he wanted to be part of the turn back the clock night...All I have to say is a Lady in the street a freak in the sheets...Jerry Alviti seemed a little tense last night...With Derek's possible defection..Jerry knows it's only a matter of time...Sorry Jerry, but those are the rules....Carmen Fuccillo was in all his glory as he was treated to a slush or three...I wonder if Carmen, And Mike D'Amico tan in the same place....John Carey had the first shift in history where he had 44 shots..41 missed the net, And 3 rolled in on net...Is it just me or does Patch have to disagree with everything we say..We play the game yet he knows all that is said on the floor..We are talking about the same sump that doesn't know who scored the goal he was just watching go in...Mikey Pasciuto was in rare form last night..Being a functioning alcoholic takes work..It's a gift...Like I said being married and getting into the booze go hand in hand..Mikey's wife doesn't realize that he will sit in an empty parking lot just for some peace and quiet...Scotty Rosato was solid last night..Played maybe his best game since coming back..Of course he handled 4 30 foot dump ins, And the last one almost beat him...Vinnie Zizzo palyed last night..I think due to the level of competition it was safe to trot him out...Tim McPherson grabbed his first point of the season, And was correct about the roots..I apologize for doubting you.....

After i heard about that shooting in Aurora Colorado at the new Batman movie..I wondered if such a thing would destroy Patch's and Franky's first date...Then it hit me..If that happened at the movie they were in Franky would of got up broke the guys neck and then calmly walked outside unplug his car and leave..Still not sure what to make of him...Paul was serving the last night of his suspension for callin the ref a curse word..I hope the ref's feelings aren't still hurt...What a sump....Oh yeah can anybody tell me why Joey Johnson has Tommy over his house..Now just Tommy, And Joey..Nobody else..Imagine that conversation..So these two special people get together and whack a 30 pack down..Through all the nonsense week in and week out..That might of been the weirdest thing I heard...Jeff Moses was away..yet nobody knows where...hmm wife wouldn't let you play huh...

This week I am going to try something new and talk about myself...Through 6 games I have 13 points..All of which are assists...Something has happened along the way to my scoring touch..I may of lost it..So I thought about it..Not sure I ever had a scoring touch, Or maybe I just stink...Could be both...

Derek Retallic made his triumph return, And we got a whole bunch of the same routine...4 goals on a Monday..Nada on Wednesday..And what's with Derek's dissappearing act there one minute gone the next..Not sure what to make of that...Franky McNulty on the floor chokes people out..punches people..kicks people..Yet he drives an eco friendly car, And has a lap dog..Baffled by this...Mikey Pasciuto was told he needs to lose weight..All I can say is that if your wife ever get's pregnant you will have your chance at payback.....Nick Johnson has been in a sour mood for weeks..Now next week he has some meeting to go to...You think hockeytown has a board of selectees?...Joey Johnson finally made a game..Got into a minor altercation..scored a goal..Got run over..Grabbed his formula and left...Jerry Alviti seemed all jolly, And jovial that Derek was back..He didn't stink, But he did cramp up in the third period as I didn't see him on the floor,,,Hope he is ok...Paul Castonguay got suspended or some Hockey town loophole rule...The best part is he said in his 18 years of playing he has only been suspended just this one time..Shit I would of thought it was about 14 times...John Carey has lost his guru status in fantasy baseball as we both missed on Trevor Bauer..Although he did give Patch Carlos Santana...Patch dropped the ball on the booze last night...We ran out and I had to go home..We know how I react to that...Jeff Moses had the rigamortis from the out set last night, And played just that way...And by the way who told him he was Sandis Ozolinsh...Now on to Timmy McPherson..Timmy hands down one of the top 3 best plays I have seen in my life...He was yelling about roots, and Franky backed his story..Not sure where this is heading...Scotty had a nice game last night...His bugle was in the shop so I hear...Either way he still stinks

I am in the early phases of planning my next party..I hope all that made the 4th had a good time..

Well not much else to write..I have spent the better part of the last three weeks writing about what appears to be the downfall of the BRD....Now we have blamed the new shirts..The championship hangover..You name it and we have found an excuse...In all actuality the reason is that the BRD is bad...Really bad..No hustle bad turnovers..Ahh it's frustrating cuz we are better than that...Well at least the 4th is here...Most BRD members show up at one point or another...Maybe we can whack a few back and figure out this situation..We all know I think my clearest when I am into the booze...

The BRD will hold a little meeting on the 4th with majority owner The Duke, And the discussion will be about the future of Coach Patch...Right now he is a lame duck coach..When a team is struggling the coach is the first to go..Would anybody miss Patch?...The rumor I hear is Mikey Pasciuto may venture into the prestigious West Revere on the 4th..That should be quite entertaining...Nick Johnson will also be in attendance..Preperation for his arrival is under way with the city of Revere...John Carey has now joined me and Nick in our livid state we have been..I may of made that one up...Paul Castonguay not only plays like he is still 22, but now he thinks he is a D1 star..Playing 3 nights, And picking up a 4th soon enough..Sounds like a broken hip is on the horizion...Tim McPherson is in the grip of a serious slump...I don't know what happened to Tim...A once promising star is now the punch line of many a BRD joke...The biggest joke is watching him play...Carmen Fuccillo continues to tan at Revere tanning...Eventhough he knows the risk involved...If he worked at his game as much as his tan he may be pretty good...Good old Jerry Alviti..Ahh what is left to say about him...Seriously I think I have said it all...Hopefully the return of Derek Retalic in a few weeks may make Jerry stink a little less..I can dream can't I...Once again Jeff Moses got on the score sheet...To be honest with you Jeff hasn't stunk as much as he usually does...Wait it's early on in the season...Plenty of time for Jeff to show his true colors...As I write it get's worse...Now on to Scotty Rosato...Scotty's new name is Tim Lincecum...Baffling he is that bad and a GAA is equivalent to Lincy's ERA...Steve Silveria maybe our most consistant defenesman right now..Wow even as I write that I am laughing...As I hear Franky McNulty was a little sour over our lackluster effort last night..I guess in the few years Franky has played he must of been wearing a blindfold..Cuz it was obvious we stunk for years.

Joey Johnson...Ok Joe we get it you take Tommy to family BBQ's...Drive him home from hockeytown..Now he wants to be father of the year..Are you trying to make me look bad...Ok i'll see some of you guys the 4th..The ones I don't see have a good 4th.

Ok I'll get this out of the way quickly..What the hell was that second line doing last night...Everytime they had a chance they wound up like a roller coaster climbing the tracks...Except at the end there was no adrenaline rush...The culprits were Jerry Alviti...Enough said right there...Vinnie Zizzo...Who is the only human being who trips himself 5 times a shift...Carmen Fuccillo who has a good time in the corner...When I was watching them I thought Annette Funicello, And Franky Avalon on the set of Beach Blanket Bingo...In fact a facecloth would of covered the whole line...

Local superstar Nick Johnson may of rubbed off on me as I have have been livid the last few weeks...I would apologize, But the truth needs no such thing..Nick now has a woman and said he was craving a beer last night...See how they go hand in hand...Tim McPherson..The mere spelling of his name makes me vomit in my mouth a little...What happened to this once promising alchoholic..No booze?..Well at least he is producing on the floor...Oh wait he isn't..Is there any need for Tim any longer????In recent weeks I have been all over the D, But they played rather well last night...Only letting up one goal isn't why we lost...Paul Castonguay had a new fangled haircut last night..It may of been the reason Paul managed to stay dressed during this game...Jeff Moses had one good rush last week and now thinks he can do it every week...It wasn't a bad move, But getting undressed by a kid who picked up a stick for the first time 20 minutes before the game started sort of washes that away...John Carey wore 6 different numbers and shirts...Unfortunately under all those wardrobe changes was the same player...Steve Silveria doesn't bring much to the table in my opinion...The Sweater novelty wore off along time ago, And once the dust settles all you have is a turnover machine...Scotty Rosato was out on his feet last night...By the way he played I think he should have a heat stroke more often...We may of found Patch's calling..A little league coach..Last night he decided with 30 seconds left it was a good time to empty the benches and make sure everybody plays...

Franky McNulty is a waiter at Jamie Burn's resteraunt....Is there anything Franky can't do...Mikey Pasciuto was needed last night so he could carry Nick...Mikey he was no good without you...Joey Johnson thinks he is Michael Keaton in Mr.Mom...Joey needs to clean his act up...

Jerry last night was saying all I do is pass to Nick...So I thought about it..When Jerry plays with Derek doesn't he do the same?

As we all know Ossipee was last weekend, And a whole lot of nonsense went down, But the biggest quiestion remains who wanted to get dicked..I wasn't sure..Jeff looked interested, But it never panned out...Nick Johnson when he caught word of such a thing was half way to Ossipee before Ricky called and Nick had to turn around so they could shoot around down Ambrose park...

Speaking of getting dicked when the hell did our defenseman become human pylons..Shit it looked like a breakout drill last night..You know it's bad when Jeff may of been the best one of this bewildered group...Now on to Scotty Rosato..In most cases last night Scotty was hung out to dry, But what about the Ray Dow goal..We all know Ray is sheisty and all...But he scored from Karl's Sausage Kitchen, And I think he fanned on the shot...Playing like this Scotty isn't going to bring Dick Clark back..he's gone...The BRD are entertaining the notion of sending Scotty down to the minors...Oh wait the Wednesday night league is the minors...Nick Johnson is shouting demands for this September Ossipee trip..Now being a D1 star when he speaks we all listen, But does Nick's word even hold up north of the border...I'll have to talk to the Carroll County selectmen to see...Mikey Pasciuto liked my statement about the BRD being on a championship hangover...He didn't believe, But neither did I...Mikey was also in awe of Nick's leadership or him ripping everybody up which ever way you look at it....I think that's what i do every week...Patch broke the bank on these new state of the art t shirts...Unfortunately on the way home It rained and now all I have is a blue t shirt.....Jerry Alviti is a pretty bad player, But he gained some respect with the new nickname he has..The Killer..enough said...Tim McPherson is in the midst of a slump..Or is it the fact that he stinks too...I'll go for he stinks too...How the hell does Carmen Fuccillo have five goals, And better yet why was he texting me yesterday...I bet you didn't know me and Carey were mechanics..You think our skills stop at street hockey..

Franky McNulty was a no go last night....Who knew Franky was Willy Wonka, And i'm not talking the Gene Wilder version..I'm talking the Johnny Depp version, But a little more twisted...Joey Johnson was out sewing a new patch on his shirt..No offense Joe big brother Nick is on a tear without you..Who needs who?...

It's with a great deal of concern that I relay this message the the BRD as a unit...No nice way to put it...We stink again...I spent last night searching for the answer, And it all leads to Scotty Rosato..Last night after the game I had to run to CVS to grab some aloe for his neck from the goal light...Scotty has been through some tough times recently..With the ACL injury, And the passing of Dick Clark which I believe had a profound effect on Scotty..Last night Scotty not only had the horns out he had dueling banjos with the D..Remember Scotty Billy is only a phone call away...

Joey Johnson after having a kid now has a lot of time on his hands as he broke out the old Saugus Sachem jersey and sewed his name Patch on his BRD shirt...If that wasn't enough he had some makeshift D1 patch on..Hmm coming from a kid that was in all three championships, And won the coveted D3 trophy...Nick Johnson is on a tear early on in this season..Could be the woman at his side, Or the fact that Nick is the best Dek hockey player ever..Well in his mind he is...When Patch put those line together last night what made him think putting Jeff, And Jerry on the same line is a good idea..They both stink, And watching them play seperately none the less on the same line is like eating Lori's cooking...Mind blowing it's that bad, And feeling a little sick after...Killed two birds with one stone there...Franky McNulty was the poor sole who had to play with them, But Franky is a role model to all...Just don't ask him who Mikey Pasciuto is...Paul Castonguay is looking into taking up kayaking for his life after hockey..the way he played last night i'll buy the kayak for you..John Carey may of been the best defenseman last night...Now relax John they were so bad as a unit it just made you look slightly better,,,Not a compliment by any stretch..Nice takle though...Steve Silveria was shady as well last night...Do you think maybe Steve is color blind as he tends to pass to the wrong team at times...Now on to the highlight of the night...Vinnie Zizzo..Whew I haven't seen anything like that since Tritto thought he could play again..That was an oscar worthy performance...On the good side he made a tackle as well..Was it just me or did the D make more tackles than break ups...Patch is still living high off his big poker win a few weeks back...As generous as Patch is he took two underprivileged youths to the movies..Well it was Vinny and Jay..Same thing.

Carmen Fuccillo was suspended for a fight..Did anyone tell him he is a 100 pounds soak and wet...I assume it was over a lemon slush..Carmen Nick had the Richies carts out last night...Mikey Pasciuto was at work so I hear, Or maybe his wife put the foot down...

Last night was the first time since that tough finals loss that the BRD was back on the floor as a team....As far as most players go that wound is still deep, But the summer season is here so time to move on...

Franky McNulty is in the midst of a scandel that rocked the infamous O.J. Simpson as some precious hockey memorabilia was looted from Franky's car along with the plug used to plug his car in..Franky is not guilty of such a thing as O.J. was, But I wouldn't say he was innocent either...He was a little late to the game last night and by the looks of those cargo shorts he was sporting I am pretty sure he must of got off work at the local Abercrombie and Fitch...Nick Johnson has done it all in his career..the only thing left was a woman at his side..Now I hear he has one..Blow up or not it's very real to Nick...Mikey Pasciuto was back at it last night with the booze..This is the time of the year his wife loves...Jerry Alviti is many things as we all know..Now he may be dyslexic as he was reading the stats last night everybody on the team had 5 points each..That was +/- you dunce...Carmen Fuccillo had a nice night on the floor last night..I guess that's what happens when you go to Revere Tanning and pick up a life time supply of bronzer...Steve Silveria took a shot off the nuts..See that's what you get for lying to your wife about smoking...What are you 14...Let me go talk to the champs..I didn't forget that statement...Patch was at Jerry Alviti's house Sunday and was in rare form as he threw Jerry under the bus..Jerry believe me you got off light...Tim McPherson is still not much of a factor with the booze, And that is what Tim is all about..Oh yeah Timmy we were all set in the Championship thanks for coming...Jeff Moses is happy that Jerry is on the team it takes severe heat off him...If anybody watched the tape of the Championship, And saw the second goal Jeff would not only have the heat on him he would be the equator....Scotty Rosato made his much anticipated return..Then he promptly let in a goal from Ipswich, And all the time I heard the Overture of 1812...See that's what you get from Dick Clark..Shit there goes our shot at a title...Super fill in Vinnie Zizzo was on the opening night roster..Yeah it was that bad.....

Paul Castonguay spent the game in the trainers room getting treatment on his hurt calf..The BRD awaited word from the trainer, And when he emerged the trainer said what the BRD already knew Paul is old...John Carey was a no go also..My guess his feelings were hurt with all the smack talk on the fantasy baseball board..Below the belt John...Joey Johnson was also a no go, But the real issue is Joey taking Tommy to a Johnson family BBQ..Ok ok we get it Joey your going to heaven, But to a Johnson family gathering...The only thing above a Johnson gathering is a Patch gathering....Ossipee is around the corner and so is the rain..No surprise there..

I always wondered what the morning after a big loss like that would feel like, And now I know..I always joke about why I play, And all that other stuff, But in all actuality I like playing, And for the most part I like all the guys on the team..Even Jerry, And Jeff..I must admit I know I am a loser, But I had some issues sleeping last night..I must of woke up 3 times, And picturing that last goal..That loss bothered me, And I am sure it will for some time...You knew it was only a matter of time before we showed why we stink...

Now on to this morning when I woke up I realized I had many things to do in the wake of that tough loss..So I called up the city of Revere and cancelled the parade, And then I had to call Larry Luccino and inform him that Nick,Joey, And Franky would not be throwing out the first pitch this weekend...I also had to inform Friday's that Patch would be back this weekend as their greeter,and had to call Lubertos and cancel the sheet cake.....I am not going to make this post to drawn out due to the nature of that tough loss last night..I guess we had a good run...Maybe next time we'll wait until the championship game is over to show why we stink....Well Ossipee is around the corner..Hey Ray did Travasos offer you any of that sweet grill cheese he made...Next post I'll go back to the conventional post...For now I am sour...

It's hard to believe that the BRD is on the cusp of a D 2 title, But they are..A team that we all know stinks has somehow managed to put it all together at the right time and only needs one more win to join elite company and drink from the dixie cup that Hockeytown calls a trophy..And share the same distinction as other Dek hockey legends such as Justin Reyno,Dougie Croteau,Derek Retalic, And of course Nick Johnson..The BRD as far from worthy, But to play good at the right time is key...Well I won't bore you guys with all the pep rally shit...We know what we need to do, And who we need to shut down..All that is left is to go out and do it..

Since we have another game Wednesday I will once again leave this post as brief as possible due to the fact it's seems like I have updated this site every 20 minutes recently...So good old Steve Silveria slaps some kid all around the rink..In the semis..Steve is a doozy last time I saw an antic like that it was Mark Tritto getting into a beef in the first shift of the championship...Steve is a doozy....See after all this time we mocked,laughed, And even made fun of the guidance that was offered to us by Nick, And Joey..But it has paid off as they have us within shouting distance of a title..That's why they are my hero....So Patch has kept his composure throughout the playoffs..I have a feeling he might lose it Wednesday...So that being said i'll leave most to be talked about for my Thursday post..Either way there will be quite a bit to talk about....If we win we may get a sheet cake...

This heading isn't a typo the BRD is actually going to the semi finals in D2...The BRD rolled over Five O to advance and will now face a young fast Stallones team minus Paul's son...As long as we play the way we have and clean up the turnovers a bit they should be fine.....

As I was filling out the game results you have to wonder if Patch is watching the same game we are playing..For one goal he had only three BRD members on the floor..Doesn't he know that is the only reason we let him on the bench is to do the stats...Carmen Fuccillo was a house of beast last night..My guess is he had the new D1 flavor from Richies...Nick Johnson showed his D1 mettle as he scored three goals in a meaningful game...Nick continues to show everybody that he is all of our heros...Now if we could see proof of this woman he speaks of....Joey Johnson was a little more calm last night..The mail order Zoloft must of came in, Or he hung out with Tommy And Mike...I am not sure but after the game I may of witnessed Mikey Pasciuto's D1 inaugaration.....John Carey is in talks with Bobby Haas on the exact parade route....Paul Castonguay as I see it has quite the career after street hockey as I see it he will be the main operator of the Carmen Fuccillo fan club...Franky McNulty has been maybe the best player for the BRD in the playoffs...And I think me and Franky have turned the corner and only possitive times are ahead...Billy Jr. is an advocate of the site so I hear...Sorry about the couple sandwiches short of a picnic remark a few weeks ago, But was I wrong?...Tim McPherson is off the booze for now after his boss at work accused him of smelling like alcohol..Imagine that...Somehow Timmy was baffled by this...Jerry Alviti was under a watchful eye.....I'll leave it at that...Jeff Moses had the rigamortis, And played actually pretty god, But some part of me wants to say if he stayed home we might not of let up a goal...Steve Silveria also plays for Forca..If the two teams meet in the finals we may be better off if he swung that way...Scotty was a little down after he learned that Billy's other team has been knocked out..No Dick Clark's Rockin Eve

Ok boys two wins are all that is needed to send this little pudgy guy into retirement, And I'm taking half the team with me...

With two games in a wekk I am not going to write my usual bulletin board...I know I am creative, But not that creative to write two posts in one week...The BRD had a huge win in a hard fought game..It maybe the first tim that the BRD as a team showed enough heart to win a playoff game...In the playoffs you need to play desperate in the playoffs and the BRD did just that....

Some highlights from last night...Franky McNulty was an absolute beast...Playing both ends..Offense and defense..Now I know why Patch wants to suck the pants off him...Joey Johnson was also a force and scored the lone goal of the game...He had a few beefs last night after the game I thought you were supposed to simmer down when you have a kid..The Defense as a whole was excellent, And it isn't often that we can say that about that maligned group...Sorry Mikey I killed you with those quick changes, And you payed the price as you were seen after the game looking for the oxygen like you just played in Mile High Stadium...Nick Johnson in all his D 1 glory showed up fashionably late...What a stiff...I heard after the game the TNUCS were saying we should be D1...Funny since they played all season with 8 guys and mysteriously had 15 last night...

The BRD face Five O Wednesday night with a berth in the Semi-fanals at stake..If we played like we did last night the BRD should be fine...On Thursday I will give a more indept post..So if you didn't see your name(Jerry, Or Patch)..Don't get sour..Once again great win guys...Let's keep it rolling so Bobby Haas can fire up the truck...

So much to talk about this week..I'll start with Good old Patch, And Jerry Alviti's idea of a BBQ..I hope these guys know we don't need a BBQ everytime we have a 7:00 game..You know it's only April, And I don't know about the rest of you guys but there was no need to sit outside in 40 degree weather..Maybe I am getting old or less a loser than Patch, And Alviti...I think the worst thing about last night was the fact that Tommy, And Mike put most of the BRD to shame as they they outdrank us all..I went home and reflected and realized I am a full blown Sump...Now when the news broke about Dick Clark we all wondered how Scotty Rosato would deal with the passing of his idol..I saw tears in Scotty's eyes and he looked down..Scotty I am here to help Scotty cope....

Who knew Mikey Pasciuto was a commander with the Delta Force..He sent Mike and Tommy on about 17 covert missions all of which led to nothing good...Nick Johnson is still standing by his story about this woman he is seeing..I offered to go on a date with them, But he refused..My guess is with me there he was afraid that his mystery woman would reveal that she was a fag hag...Joey Johnson brought his woman to the game..After about 3 minutes she realized we were losers and screwed I wish I did the same....John Carey was a little cold and sat in the corner..He looked like an asian hooker after she had been raped by the kid in leaving Las Vegas...Jerry Alviti continues to impress on the grill, But how many times do we have to tell you hot dogs first..I hope everybody knows Patch saw Franky McNulty in Boston...Franky has a Prius, And has a lap dog..Imagine this....Timmy Mcpherson, And his silly looking partner Vinnie Zizzo bought a 30 rack, And left to go play more hockey..What do they think they are Nick, And Joe...I must say they were the most entertaining defensive duo I have ever seen...Ray Dow made a cameo, And broke out the Red Light story again..This time there was 5000 portugese...

Paul Castonguay was out..I think he broke his hip..Old age will do that...Steve Silveria is here one week gone the next..This kid has zero class..Even less than Del, And that is saying something...Jeff Moses had to take his daughter to the hospital..I hope all is well, But if Jeff was there is anyone but me thinking we might of lost the game...Billy Jr..Will play forward next week that should be good for 4 penalites...

Ater a two week hiatus the BRD welcomed back John Carey..As we all know John had serious issues with management, And is calling for a mandatory two week ban to Coach Patch..At this point nobody within the BRD has objected..The issue is now on the desk of majority owner Dukie Boy Johnson, And a decision is due by the end of the week...Now we all felt bad for John, But it's with great displeasure I have decided to fire John as my Quarterback coach..I have a promising future, And all John did was hold a little break out drill with Paul..Who are you Mikey Pasciuto?

We all know Patch has 17 lives, But how long can this blackeye to the BRD survive in his cushy upper management job..And to boot he damands haircuts like he is Barry Melrose...Half a yard is about all I can say to sum it up..I still want Patch's life...Nick Johnson is still reeling after the one thing I may be better than him at..Throwing a football..Nick seemed a little shaken up by this, But then he texted Ricky and he smiled..Did anyone else see Nick in the corner all alone after the game..Without the Red carpet present Nick wasn't sure what to talk about...Joey Johnson ran out the door last night..I thought maybe his woman was going into labor, But then I realized he had to fill his prescription..I keep close tabs on that....Come to find out Paul Castonguay is a fantasy guru..Now I know that statement hurts Carey, But Paul is a beast in this aspect..I think when you get old you are better at the things you can sitdown and do more than the active things..Jeff Moses has declared me his idol..I may idolize you the way you play..You make me look good..Wow that was sweet last night...I've noticed when Jerry Alviti gets into the booze he looks to get into a beef..One week it was Derek..The next week Patch..Then Tommy..You notice the pattern..Besides the fact they are all stiffs..Jerry only starts with people he can take..Lets call a spade a spade Jerry couldn't fight his way out of a wet paper bag...I'm sure he'll tell you otherwise...Steve Silveria has had quite the year offensively..I yelled about the sweater but maybe it was the sweater that hindered him..I mean they were a little gay...Carmen Fuccillo offered to take me to Hooters and train me on the art of cleaning tables..I declined due to the fact I would actually take one of them home, And I didn't want to crush the young tike...See I have a heart....Franky McNulty was a late arrival last night he had to do a guest appearance for the foundation he started..The Franky McNulty foundation....Come to find out after returning last week Scotty Rosato ran out and bought 12 yellow balls, And a brand new trombone..Looks like it could be a long summer season....

Mikey Pasciuto was a no go..He had to work..Imagine that Patch...Mikey has been a fixture all season..I guess he works the overnight at work..That must be the weeks he drinks only a six rack after the game...Timmy McPherson banged in last night..I guess he was sick, Or his woman told him he couldn't play..I'm going with the second one..I pray every night for the old Timmy to come back...Zizzo was spotted jogging down Washington Ave..Jogging still chasing lizards who knows..Del took a break from his Easy-E look alike contest to stop in and say hi..Two weeks in a row with this kid..Do you think he knows I have no need for him...Patch saw him last week, And when he saw him this week he hugged him...What a loser Patch is...

Last night the BRD went down into the cellar and dusted off some former players..Del made his return after a disagreement with management lead to his demise...In his time away Del obviously has been working on his faceoff skills..He was a faceoff deef..It took me all of a two minute conversation with Del to remember why I have no need for him....Scotty AKA Dick Clark made his return after ACL surgury and played very good in fact it might of been the best I have seen him play...I almost wanted to take his other knee out...The real dust off we needed was Ray Dow..Ray was hurt then he wasn't...Next thing you know he was playing and more importantly he was into the booze, And maybe Ray can figure out why me and him had an hour conversation Sunday on the phone that's more than I have talked to Lori in 3 years...

So as we all know I was away last week and as far as I heard the BRD was in shambles..No beer..No Carey...And most of all I heard there was a little practice after the game, And what I heard was Mikey Pasciuto was quite the participant..Now that isn't the big deal of it all..I am pretty sure that me and Mikey have had quite the laugh at the teams that do such a thing after playing...I guess I can't go away...Timmy McPherson played a little D and he was far from the stiff he usually is, But once again he was not very good...Patch is under serious heat again, And as usual it is very well deserved he canned Carey, And is just incompetant in every aspect...But then again we already knew that..Nick Johnson was Adam Oates last night....6 assists...Even I am impressed..Now that I think of it didn't people question Adam Oates sexuality..Fitting...Jerry Alviti thought he just scored the game winner in the stanley cup finals..Jerry show some class and act like you have been there before..Come to think of it have you?...Carmen Fuccillo screwed right after the game to get a slush..Now this all doesn't make much sense to me..Is slush a key word for helping the Hooters girls clean tables, And then still go home alone...Jeff Moses has been a lot of things since joining the BRD, But shooting the ball at me and trying to hurt me...See what hanging with the Patch family does...Paul Castonguay filled in for me last week with the site and did a nice job...To show my appreciation if you go to Ossipee the bagle will be $95.00...

Joey Johnson was at the Olive Garden signing autographs...John Carey coming off his first step to the blacklist was at home pondering his future, And a law suit...Zizzo was chasing lizards..What can I say about that...John if it makes you feel better Ray gave me a ride to my car last night....

Iron man
(noun)
1. a person, as a worker or athlete, of great physical endurance who can be depended upon to perform a given task or job tirelessly.

The one constant in a Blue Room Devil game has been the presence of one Mike Roberto. I don’t remember a game since his honeymoon that Mike has missed. That’s dedication (or a desperate need to get out of the house, I can’t decide). The Iron Man streak had to come to an end sometime and last night was that time. What does it say about the rest of us that this short, slow, balding, borderline alcoholic 37 year old (Mike, you told me to rip you up) is the BRD’s version of an Iron Man. Maybe that’s why we can’t seem to make it out of the first round of the playoffs year after year. And why did Mike miss this weeks game, it was for a trip to Vegas with his wife. I guess we’ll find out in nine months if what happens in Vegas really stays in Vegas.

I was always sure Bill Patch enjoyed the bonding a team goes through that comes from a hard fought win or a tough nail biting loss. Going to war with a group of friends week after week with one goal, to win! Well that theory was shot to hell last night. Patch is all about the beer, no beer after the game, no Patch, now there’s a surprise. He disappeared after the game faster than those four cheeseburgers did from Tommy’s plate last week. And why did Patch bench Carey for the night, was he still upset Carey beat him for the PS3. Tim was a quick exit (see above about the beer and figure it out). Who enjoyed Nick’s hat trick more last night…Nick (my pick), or the rest of the Mutiny bench cheering him on? Carmen played on the first line and made a few really nice passes. He makes passes at Hooters on Thursday nights too, the only difference was last night someone actually scored. Joey’s counting down the days to fatherhood, must be why me and him were on the bench under the scoreboard with our heads in our hands after the game, poor bastard has no clue what he’s in for. Is it just me or does Zizzo look like a puppy out there, following the ball everywhere it goes. He made a lot of great plays last night. Now if he could only shoot the ball harder than my dead grandmother he’d be all set. Jerry looked a step behind his linemates out there last night, Lori’s only been gone since Sunday, the hair can’t be weighing you down that much. Jeff made it to the game at 9:05, someone forgot to tell him Rene Rancourt wasn’t singing the anthem last night, Hockeytown starts games on the hour Jeff. Steve Silveria left right after the game talking about having to study for a test, Steve all you have to do is pee. I think he was pissed off having to cover for the dinosaur he was partnered with for the night. Billy Jr. took shots for a while after the game which left the Mutiny goalie amused on his way out. Mike P. pulled out a few moves on Billy Jr. after the game including a nice tuck move between the pads. Had that been in an actual game Billy would have broken a stick, smashed his water bottle, kicked a dog, stolen candy from a baby….you get the picture. Scotty gets his brace today and will be looking to test out the knee in warmups and maybe a period of a game as well, get the horns ready.

A good portion of last night the BRD was entertained by the comedy duo of Mike, And Tommy...Wow is about all I can say if you ever feel down about yourself take a step back and take a look at those two, And that includes Patch...It all began with Mike going to get beer..So as the story progressed all I got was there was a sexy lady...A dropped Mountain Dew...A fence, And six or seven gas stations..It was all in that order..Then if that wasn't enough Tommy ate what I can only describe as some sort of prehistoric creature...That may of been the most I laughed at hockey since Mark Tritto took the floor...Whatever Mike, And Tommy take I want triple...

Coach Patch, And Nick Johnson are once again at odds..I never really got the truth out of either one about last nights 17 guy team we put on the floor...They both used the BBQ as an excuse..I hope they both know I own a BBQ, And I sure as hell don't need you guys to drink as we all know....After all that was done Nick did redeem himself with the best seagull I have seen in awhile...People were livid I liked what I saw..Nick is a D1 star, And a class act to boot...Patch did nothing to redeem himself, But that is no surprise...Jerry Alviti pulled out all the stops in trying to secure his spot on the BRD as he manned a mean grill..Does that save his spot ahhh probably not, But I'll give him an A for effort...John Carey seemed a little upset over me not being there next week..You have one draft and a few wings with somebody and they are your life long buddy...Ask Patch how that worked out with Tommy...Carmen Fuccillo was robbed of his goal by the ever shady Nick...Carmen strives to be D1 so Nick was just showing you how to operate if you ever get that status..Speaking of D1 Franky McNulty was back after his hiatus due to him getting thrown out of his culinary arts school, And had some demands about next season..Demands you were on the same progam as Del was..Last I checked you played last night...Paul Castonguay hung out a lot longer than usual..It may of been his recent new found love for Tommy..Paul went out of his way to put that bug in the bun for Tommy...Nice of him wasn't it...Tim McPherson isn't very good..Plain and simple, And I am not talking about his play..two beers and then gone..This rekindled romance has really done a number on Tim...Mikey Pasciucto was at his best last night..I am starting to see the functioning alchoholic transform..Mikey the transformation isn't a smooth one..Trust me..Steve Silveria is on pace to shatter his previous high for goals in a season..I thought that was shattered after his second goal of the year..He has more goals than me so what am I talking about...Jeff Moses had a two shift stint where I assume he went color blind as he passed to the Predators 3 times in a row..I hope Hud doesn't see this, But Jeff maybe stinks too...Billy Jr. stayed well into the night and spoke I wasn't sure he could..Either way a conversation with Billy was still way better than one with Patch...

Vinnie Zizzo showed what a team player should be like as he sat the game due to Patch, And Nick's fuck up...He should of played..By the third period he could of taken my spot..Joey Johnson was a no go, But did show up wearing a sharp shirt that he got at Coney Island..Good for Joey..Scotty Rosato was a videographer last night, And is shooting his beak off about playing next week..I had to nix that I need to be there to see this..Paul won't release this footage until Patch does CPC again..We should see one of those soon..Patch doesn't play but needs to see the game on film...Sounds like a loser to me...As I write that I am sure Ray Dow will want a copy as well...Derek Retalic dropped by for a second week in a row, And him and Jerry had a little altercation....It looked like a pillow fight at a sorority house..

Ok as we all know I won't be next week..i know it's hard for you guys, But mange someway..Well that's if I even get on the flight..I wish I could say I would miss you guys, But if I did I would be lying...

After the game besides the usual beer that is consumed John Carey put on a little impromptu Quarterback camp with me being his star pupil...John liked what he saw, And told me I missed my calling and should be playing football..I don't think he had to tell me so blatantly that I stunk at hockey, But that's how John operates..I do look forward to working with John in the future, And fix my mechanics....Brady isn't going to play forever...

So the story is that Patch has a severe groin pull...How the hell did that happen..Getting out of the seat of the movies, Or was he climbing in Nick's window at 3 in the morning..That's anyone's guess...Mikey Pasciuto was a quick exit I guess he had to pick up the wife..I guess there is a differance between a train station, And the car..At least when she was in the car you can roll down the window...Jeff Moses returned from a week off and played forward..The results were mixed, but I did see him trying to get the one off his shirt..The Nick Johnson infatuation may never end...Joey Johnson had a wierd game he was barely in the offenseive end, And when he was he tried to do half a dozen shady moves..I'm not sure he realized me and Jeff were his linemates until it was to late..If he knew beforehand he might of stayed home...Paul Castonguay will be running the site while I am away on sebatacle...I am sure Paul will have quite a few things to say about me..I'm pretty sure most are waitong for that...Jerry Alviti netted a pair of goals, And was trying to have me throw a St.Patricks day party..Imagine the balls on this kid he acts like I have parties all the time..I have a baby..You wouldn't know it by the way I act...Steve Silveria has been an offensive force from the defensive position, But I can't get by the fact that he is friends with J.R....My line was getting mocked while we were on the floor for our last shift so we got off the floor and Carmen ran out like gangbusters..He broke out two shady moves..This kid has no class...Zizzo was a little off without Timmy...Although Zizzo did enlighten me on the world of running a laundromat...

Nick Johnson was out with what is being called a severe case of Ray Dow syndrome...Someday I wish to be like Nick...Timmy McPherson was out with???To tell you the truth I never asked, And just realized he didn't play...Tommy stinks as he had 43 chances to score at the end of the game, But he is one fierce pass rusher..Where was the flag on that roughing the passer call...Believe it or not Derek Retalic made an appearance last night...He lest his house..I am surprised too...Well Derek took some warm ups and looked ready to go...To be honest I don't recall any of what Derek did...

Ok so here are the stats we talked about last night...Our goals scored per period..first-40....Second-37.....Third-54...So for once the stats do tell the story

Now I know I drink in an excessive amount, But when I woke up this morning I could of swore that Tommy took a beating..I am pretty sure he got thrown in a snow bank, And slapped around..I am just not sure..John Carey had me disctracted by what I believe was fantasy baseball talk...Once again that memory is vague as well..What did I drink the Bud laced with Jack Daniels that Patch usually drinks...

The BRD welcomed backed Mikey Pasciuto, And Tim McPherson last night...Mikey Pasciuto had some time to reflect on his time off, And has ended his quest to be a D1 star...Timmy on the other hand was the same stiff he was before the suspension...As far as I hear him and Zizzo are the main suspects for that fire on Malden St last night...Zizzo changed his number in between shifts last night..I think he wanted to escape all the fame fare that goes with the number 19...Nick Johnson and Joey Johnson wore coordinating warm up suits..They looked like the starting point guard and shooting guard for Gonzaga...While we are on the subject of Nick Johnson.. I hear that he will be out of action next week due to the inferior opponent we are playing..I sense a little bit of Ray Dow syndrome kicking in...I would assume with the matching outfits they had on last night that Joey Johnson would also take next week off, But I forgot one thing Joey is the consumate pro...Dek Hockey is a pro sport right...I'm still not sure...Patch and his Ossipee future is on thin ice...Payments need to be recieved or that's the end of him and his extremely loud ipod...Also he refuses to give me a ride to my car...John Carey was not the least bit happy with Patch refusing to give me a ride...John is the biggest advocate of firing Patch...Steve Silveria continues his onslaught towards me as he fired a ball in my direction...I think Steve is still mad that I said he looks like the kid from Teen mom..Don't ask why I know what somebody from that show looks like...Paul Castonguay made 6-7 runs at Tommy..I think that is all for show..I heard that Paul has Tommy over for diner twice a week...Jerry Alviti in his own opinion is in a four week slump...4 weeks 4 months...His whole career who am I to say...Jeff Moses was a no go..Under the circumstances I can't rip him, But I will say if he was there we probably would of lost...Scotty Rosato was back behind the bench, And is close to a return with any luck it won't be with the BRD....

Now I don't claim to know it all, Or maybe I do that's debateble..You guys decide that one...As I went home last night I wondered why the BRD all of a sudden became marked men around the Hockeytown premesis..The once golden boys of Hockeytown were now under heat, And then it came to me...How many incidents can the BRD be involved in?..I do believe Patch started it all with his urinating on center ice..Then we had Mikey Pasciuto go from nice guy to a thug in 30 seconds..That's what happens when you become a functioning alcoholic..You get into fights..Beat the wife end up in the clink..I've seen it a million times...Mostly in the mirror...Then if Mikey's in a beef wasn't enough Timmy McPherson had to get involved and further give the BRD organization a further black eye..I guess when you have 2 goals(Both of which were by accident) in your last 11 games fighting may be the only answer..Thanks for that stat Nick...Then to make matters worse Jerry Alviti get's caught with the product on him, And makes me look like the guilty party..Through it all we are now under serious scrutiny, And may well be blackballed by Hockeytown just like John Carey...

The other night as I usually do I was surfing the net and stumbled accross Nick Johnson's Twitter feed, And his title of his page was D.J. U Neek..Which is gay in it's own right, But he also advertised the fact that he is a Dek Hockey player..I feel bad that he doesn't realize that it's not a pro sport...I heard the olympics might recognize it next year...I didn't even mention the picture he posted of his rum and coke..It made me feel like I was in High school all over again...Joey Johnson may of been the root of what happened to the Refs last night...Joey was pleading his case..And we all know how that ended up and he didn't even miss his dose...John Carey and me are still at odds somewhat, But he did offer me a ride to my car when Patch refused..Me and John still have a long way to go....Jeff Moses had some interesting comments towards D1 star Nick..Which Nick didn't like at all...Now that was before the game...After the stinker Nick put out last night maybe he should reconsider one of the only 4 places he goes...Steve Silveria during warm ups tried to injure me..To me it was blatant, And full of intent..Obviously the sweater issue isn't only affecting me...It's taking it's toll on Steve as well...Carmen got the healthy scratch monkey off his back, And Patch promptly tried to get him suspended..That a boy Patch...Patch is on suicide watch after the death of Davy Jones..Patch often told me he considered himself the fifth Monkee...Paul Castonguay choked out Tommy, And usually I would say Paul was out of line, But I almost jumped in to help him...What's more irritating than losing a close game thenm having to listen to Tommy afterwards...Oh I know listening to Patch during the game...Vinnie Zizzo is on his way out..I decided anyone who is in kahoots with Tim is a crumb bum....Scotty Rosato was missing in action again....I think he was getting his resume together for the BRD soon to be head coaching vacancy...Billy Jr. picked up two more penalties..Just another day at the office for Bill....I say next time a shenanigan like that happens we just walk off the floor...Just a thought..

We all know that that douchebag from the Wine Cellar #9 deserves a beating..So Mikey Pasciuto took it upon himself..After recieving an elbow Mikey took it upon himself to take a swipe at that punk...Mikey is usually a pretty reserved player, But everybody has a breaking point..Mikey had the kid in a good position, But when the Refs came in Mikey let go, And that stiff became a big man..All I can say is that if Mikey knew what would transpire he would of just laid the kid out...After all Mikey is built like a fire hydrant..That kid should be in his crack house counting his blessings...After I guess the kids brother jumped in 6 times Timmy McPherson decided it was time to step in..I liked the move by Timmy, But unfortunately both players were suspended for one week..Maybe this time away will get Tim out of his stinking ways..We can hope can't we...

Now on to John Carey a few weeks back he hit me in the snout with a shot..Now was it deliberate..Maybe, But last night may of crossed the line..Up 11-1 take a shot rushing up..Up 2-1 Don't...Johnny made a rush up which in turn forced me to cover for him..I had to chase down the guy, And somehow I caught him..Yeah yeah that's all good, but I became rigimortified almost instantly, And as I write this I haven't recovered yet..Me and Jihn are officially at odds....Patch appealed his suspension and was back behind the bench last night...Patch went to see Johnny to smoothe things out before the game, And I did see Johnny walk out of the backroom zipping up his pants...Jerry Alviti may not stink anymore, But he is bringing heat on the BRD as his use of the weed on hockeytown premisis has drawn some fire..The BRD may have to rid themselves of this cancer....So I hear Jeff Moses is hanging out with what we call the Kennedy's around here the Patch family...Jeff you know you sold your sole to the devil....All I can say is thank god Paul wasn't on the floor during that beef or the BRD would be minus 3 player..We all know when Paul gets mad look out...Nick Johnson has been on a tear of late..Could it be this mystery woman, Or is it in the end D1 power always prevails..Nick is truly a legend...Speaking of legends Joey Johnson is close to taking over the Nike endorsemant deal formely held by his brother...A Nike rep said there is to much scandal involved with Nick so Joey was the right choice..Ok Good luck with that...The crazy part about Vinnie Zizzo is that I thought his name was Anthony for the last month...Nobody bothered to correct me either...Steve Silveria played nets and looked like Frank Pietrangelo for most of the night...Scotty Rosato has declined the BRD's offer to run the day to day operation..I think he didn't want Patch's suicide on his mind...Good thing Franky McNulty wasn't there last night either or that could of been ugly...The BRD is on a good roll, And play a tough team next week a little short handed..We'll see what happend, But we all know the BRD stinks...

When I got to the rink last night the news broke that Patch would not be present with what was termed as an illness, But then I hear that Tommy's boy Mike ratted on Patch for his suspect choice of where to urinate, And my guess is Patch stayed home wrapped up in his snuggie afraid to face Johnny Lasala..Now we all know when Patch has the sniffles the whole world knows..I think he want's sympathy, But we all know he is like a cat and has nine lives...So anyway the real story came out, And we found out that Coach Patch has been suspended by the upper management of Hockey town 10 games for his lack of judgement...Now on to possibilly the best person I have met in the last 10 years...He goes by the name of Old School not sure why...But this kid was worth the price of admission..The only beef I have with him is he loves Nick Johnson..Well I guess nobody is perfect..

I hope everybody caught Paul Castonguay do his Dennis Savard circa NHL 95 spin move..It was nice...Jeff Moses has accomplished a rare thing..An Ossipee trip has been rescheduled to accomodate him..If I had it my way he would be left behind all together, But the fat men spoke...I guess Mikey Pasciuto is still a little sour over us letting him take the train home after that Bruin's game..All I can say is it's Patch's fault..At least you made a friend that night..Not like the friend Nick could of made, But that's a whole differant story...I asked Nick Johnson about this whole girlfriend rumor, And he has admitted it is all a cover up...All is right with the world....Tim McPherson was a quick exit..I am to the point where I am concerned with Timmy's well being...Only one beer..Hmmm I got it the old woman is back so is the old Timmy..Well it was good while it lasted...Joey Johnson is still a few months away from being a father..Still don't get it...Did anyone but me see that little D1 meeting with Nick Joey and Mikey...I think Mikey snuck in like a 14 year old at the movies sneaking into an R rated film.....You get in you expect a whole lot, And all you get is Nick, And Joey, And a glimpse of Rickey...I think it is time for me to layoff of Jerry Alviti I mean he does contribute to paying my mortgage....John Carey rean the team last night, And was a bit better than Patch I must admit..I'm pretty sure John made off with the game money....He is sheisty...Steve Silveria scored a pair last night...Something tells me that Steve is just not the same..I mean I only saw the sweater once this season...He is nothing without the sweater...With the way Carey ran the team last night, And Scotty's solid stat keeping is Patch really needed?...I think the best part was we got into the booze, And it was really quiet I enjoyed it I must say...

When I arrived at the rink last night I was confronted with the news that Nick Johnson was hospitalized and near death...These D1 stars get serious attention when they are not at Hockeytown..So back to Nick almost dying..Well the news broke from Tommy so take that for what it is worth, but if I had to make a guess he has caught a case...The same case that plagued Bobby Haas for so many years, And led to Bobby playing in a 2 on 2 basketball league....Since we all know that Nick is good at everything I am sure he will thrive in that league as well..

I guess Jeff Moses saved Patch's life Sunday night..My one question is why?..Jeff being a good samaritan will get you no where...Mikey Pasciuto came to the realization that he may well be a functioning alcoholic...Now that isn't a bad thing, But what took him so long to figure it out...Sounds like a case of denial..I've known this about myself since 1995....Tim McPherson played a bit better last night, But still isn't very good at this point..I blame Zizzo...Speaking of Zizzo everytime I see him and Tim together it appears as though he is Tim's chauffeur...After a few drinks who would you rather have drive..I guess that choice is like picking between arsenic, And rat poision..Either way the end result is the same...Joey Johnson is trying to climb out of the shadow of older brother Nick, And is on the apex of dek hockey greatness..I would love to change spots with Joey for one day..I can dream can't I....Patch is recovering from the ass kicking he took Sunday..Now I ask you does anyone really care that he got slapped around..I just wish Jeff let me finish him off...John Carey come to find out hangs around Luberto's Bakery..Not sure why...My guess is he smokes the dope, And needs a half moon...Paul Castonguay played a nice game..It still doesn't take away from the fact that he is 72...Billy Jr. let in a suspect first goal my theory is that he didn't know which of the six voices in his head to listen to...Obviously he listened to the wrong one...Franky McNulty so I hear is a ref up at the big H-Town...Now that explains it..Who in thier right mind would sign up for that job..A person with a car you plug in that's who...Jerry Alviti had an uneventful night..Not much to say..Well at least he didn't fail to clear the ball and cost us a goal like he did last week...Scotty Rosato was a no show last night ..My guess is that after the karate chop incident of last year and me trying to choke Patch this year..Scotty has just decided to sever ties with me..I'm sorry Scotty..

Nick when you have a chance ask Mikey about my heads up play..You'll like that one...

As i was getting ready to write this it hit me..I am pretty sure there was supposed to be a grudge match type of race between Patch, And Tommy..I am sort of livid that it just hit me now..I would of enjoyed seeing the scarecrow race the cowardly lion..Just for that Patch is out Sunday...

There is a vicious rumor floating around about Nick Johnson..When I heard it I had to do a double take..I felt bad that Nick was being targeted like this..I thought no way it could be true, But I guess it is...D1 star Nick Johnson has a woman..Not sure if it's of the blow up variety, Or is like Jan Brady's George Glass..Only time will tell if this is all a cover up, And oh by the way Nick Thanks for taking just last night off..We were all set we didn't need your 21 goals on the season last night...Mikey Pasciuto was a bit livid after the game last night at first I thought it was because the last second tying goal, And then I figured he just got his credit card statement from his night out with Tommy...Jeff Moses may of made the play of his life unfortunately he tipped the ball in the wrong net..Jerry Alviti came out like gang busters with two quick goals, But quickly reverted back to the Jerry that stinks..How about that last clearing play he looked like a farmer trying to cut down corn stalks...Joey Johnson showed up with a few marks on the face and claimed it happened Monday night at a game, But we all know the girl slapped him..I told you those hormones can be killer....Where do you begin and where do you end with Tim McPherson...He had 32 breakawys in the last 30 seconds, And I am not sure he ever got a shot off..He might be worse than Jerry, And that is saying quite a bit...I know Paul Castonguay likes me, But do you ever think I might be the only one he likes on the team...Anthony Zizzo scored his first goal for the BRD and looked like he wanted us to carry him off the floor like Rudy.The more I look at it I can see the resemblance...John Carey has no memory of me and his conversation last week, but I do..Me anad John are going to have to sit down and hammer out the details at some point...Billy Jr. leads the team in penalties...Enough said...Carmen Fuccillo is close behind as he does his best to throw his 71 pound frame around...Scotty Rosato will make his lone appearance at my house this Sunday..Scotty please leave the horns at home...I'll have enough distractions without your horn blowing ways...Franky McNulty will be there next week..Is that good or bad?

My superbowl prediction Pats 27-21...Fuck the Giants and that queer Patch...I hate him so much....

So I hear that D1 phenoms Nick Johnson,Joey Johnson, And I suppose a slew of other prominent D1 stars will be playing in a tournament in Harrisburg PA...Well the first issue I have is who in their right mind would ever want to go to Harrisburg for anything none the less to play street hockey..Maybe they will pick up an electric fireplace from the Amish, Or hit up Outback..who knows??The story gets better as I hear they have charted a plane, And John Travolta is the pilot....Zizzo asked me last night what they get if they win..I feel bad me doesn't know...They get the respect among the ever popular Street hockey community, And a pictures at Kowloons, And we think Patch is the loser..

Speaking of Patch..The much anticipated rematch is set between Tommy, And Patch for next week..As far as I hear there is some sort of bet on the line....I wasn't really listening...Between Patch and Tommy I have an adept skill to zone both out...Mikey Pasciuto did his good deed for the year, And as far as I hear maybe for more than that as he treated Tommy to Buffalo Wild wings, And as the story goes Tommy took full advantage(Maybe that's why Patch likes him)...What Mikey didn't realize is that an act of generosity means Tommy is you best friend..Well at least in his eyes..As I write this Mikey,Patch, And Tommy are making plans to go to the Circus together...Timmy McPherson''s slump can be attributed to his crazy love life...One broad one day..Another the next, And now back with the Ex...And now Timmy stinks..It's all that easy...I am not sure what to make of Paul Castonguay..We all know Paul is one false move away from the Don Orione home...But last night Kumar spun good old Paul like a top..All that was missing was a Neil Patrick Harris, And Harold...I think John Carey was into the booze last night as he went into detail about his..Well I guess large salami..I must admit I was intrigued...Jeff Moses actually played pretty good last night..Now let's not get carried away..Pretty good for Jeff is still pretty bad in a sense of the word...Me and Zizzo had a long talk about the histoty of Asti Ave...I'm sure the conversation nade much sense, But now Zizzo knows to stay clear of my street...Steve Silveria played a pretty good net last night..My question is why was every save a glove save, And why did he need duck tape to keep his pads on...This kid may be the new stiff on the team...Carmen has moved on from the sluch incident, And is seeking help for his addiction, And fetish, But why is Carmen always end up in the corner on the floor?..With the recent development of Tim stinking..Jerry Alviti is safe for a bit..We only have room for one guy to stink..Jerry on the other hand is in a class all by himself..Not sure what class it is yet..I'll let you know when I figure it out....Scotty Rosato was back watching the game last night..We were all relieved to see him as I hear his facebook comments on the subject of being injured can be quite morbid...The search party was formed..The only problem is I was the only one who volunteered..

Franky McNulty was out due to he had to replace his 9 volt battery in his car....Derek who knows..Nick Johnson was doing his safety inspection of the charted plane in the nude so I hear...Makes sense doesn't it...

The Patriots in the superbowl..All this means is Patch is in line for another karate chop...

So as I am driving home last night I noticed a shady car behind me..It appeared to be tailing me so I make an evasive move and take a quick exit, And then I make another turn, And it is still behind me finally I pull in the driveway, And the car slows..Upon further review is was our favorite D1 star Nick Johnson..I was a little shaken up by the incident, And slept with one eye open..I just assumed Nick must of wanted to talk about an open net I missed 3 years ago....

Mikey Pasciuto may well be in line for a spot on the Red Carpet as so I hear Ricky went down with a severe ankle injury, And quite honestly I heard about this injury from everybody in fact it was even on the billboard in front of Hockeytown..As far as Mikey goes one Carpet member goes down another one needs to be annoited....Did anyone but me see that sharp hat that Franky McNulty was wearing he looked like snoopy sitting on his dog house dressed as the Red Baron...Is it just me or does Patch have no voice tone outside of yelling..During the course of the game he scares me a bit...I guess if I looked like him I would yell too...John Carey in the dead of winter manages to find a way to slide some fantasy baseball talk in, And I thought Patch was obsessed...Zizzo played his second straight game, And managed to stay upright..I wasn't happy about that..I was still laughing Monday about him last Wednesday..Timmy McPherson has proclaimed that he is in a slump..The only thing I can think of is this all coeincides with his Thurday night escapades..I guess waiting for the test results would way heavy on your mind..I mean he did know that girl for all of 23 minutes...As far as I hear Paul Castonguay has started a web site for the Fighing Irish, And Carmen is on the front page...Speaking of Carmen I heard he was quite the thing for slush..Don't we all, But no need to act out some sick and twisted sexual fantasy with it...Joey Johnson continues to be the consumate team player, And every week adds some vital D1 tips...You think I should tell Joey nobody listens to a word he spews out....

Jeff Moses was once again out with an illness..My guess is he was offended by my remarks last week on this site, And his wife tucked him in and gave him a hug so he could get over my remarks..Jerry Alviti was also sick..Maybe that's why we played such a good game...Steve Silveria was a no go again..He may be on his way out the door....No sign off Scotty Rosato the last two weeks..I think it's time to send out a search party....

So when I first met Anthony Zizzo I wasn't sure what to make of him..I knew he liked the booze..We all know that's the type of company Timmy likes to keep...He then fired a Roastbeef across my house..So I start thinking this kid may well be a stiff, But I didn't want to jump to judgement, But last night his antics took the cake..Zizzo fell going on the bench then fell going onto the floor..It was so loud I thought a wrecking ball went through the roof..So I have come up with this Zizzo has zero class..

Now we all know Patch is a lot of things..Way to many things to write about, But who knew he was a superhero..According to reports from well Patch he saved the day for our fearless D1 star Nick Johnson..The way I heard it is Patch pulled up in his Batman feety pajamas to take Nick to his driving test, And Nick passed..If it wasn't for Patch who knows what would of happened..Look at it this way Nick in the last month Patch did more for you then he did for me in the last 25 years....Joey Johnson held a quick clinic with who I guess was the kid Jeremy that played goal for us a few weeks back..The insight Joey has about the ever challenging world of dek hockey is quite impressive..Franky McNulty blatantly lied to me last night as he said he tried to pass to me..I could see right through his lies..Franky never looks in my direction, And also why does he carry make up in his car..I guess you never know when the paparazzi will be around...I was very dissapointed in Nick Johnson..Nick being a D1 star I guess had a bout with the booze Saturday night and blacked out..The effects are still lingering as I believe he was hallucinating as he said he has been talking to a girl..Poor kid...Also as D1 star you can't be acting like that..Nick you are a role model for children as well as me..Get your act together....Paul Castonguay is still harboring hard feelings on the Carmen healthy scratch..Paul life is to short let it go...Mikey Pasciuto's wife is still waiting for him to pick her up...Tim McPherson has been a reliable productive addition for the BRD..That may all change in as little as 9 months from now...Jerry Alviti had a goal taken away last night after I talked to the Ref he said the reason the goal was disallowed is because he knows Jerry stinks, And figured there was no way he scored twice on one shift...

John Carey was out with an some sort of illness...Did the Bruins play last night?..Jeff Moses was also out with a phanthom illness..My guess is Jeff is ducking me with my loot...Steve Silveria was also sick..What did these three guys have a massive gang bang together...Where the hell was Scotty Rosato..Well he is getting close to returning so I guess he was putting new strings on the harp..Imagine the Dick Clark we are going to see when he does return...By the way what the hell happened to CPC?..I told Nick not to poke fun of it to Patch..Maybe it is the Roberto Luongo factor..

As game time inched closer the BRD learned that their fearless leader Billy Patch might not make the game with what is being termed as a spit gland infection..I must admit it was touch and go for a bit, And the BRD was concerned with the health of their deteriorating coach, But that isn't the real story..John Carey and Nick Johnson had to fend for themselves and find their own ride..John is still waiting for this information to be passed on to him...As they were leaving soon after the game you could see a tear well up in Patch's bloated eye, And he was obviously upset with the development of not being their ride home...The lesson to be learned here Patch is swallow don't spit...

After the game Mikey Pasciuto gave his best John Madden as he talked about a BRD turnover..His explanation was that Franky thought Paul was behind him..Hmm really? Thanks for the insight Mike....John Carey was a healthy scratch the last 7 minutes..Rigamortis must of been a factor..On the bright side John as in the minus last night....Timmy McPherson was a factor at my house New Years eve, And brought me a 6 rack of Bud..Timmy is ok in my book now...G Nation called shenanigans on the BRD and accused them of only bringing Franky McNulty to the games we play them..It just seems that way as the BRD played G Nation 3 times, And by chance Frank has been there every time..They might have a point since Franky has only played three games...Steve Silveria is a shell of his former self..No sweater no helmet, And no turnovers to the other team..What is going on...Good thing Jeff Moses got bloomers for Christmas because he left about a year's worth on the floor last night...Paul Castonguay may of unloaded his kids for a fee as he was carrying a large roll of money..If that was true would it surprise anyone...Nick Johnson had a true D 1 moment as he was frustrated last night, And was yelling and stuff..Did Nick have a girl, or guy(you decide) there..It reminded me of JJJ when he brought his woman..Some advice to Nick we stink, And I play the opposite wing than you so take the hand that you are dealt..Joey Johnson was a no go on New Years Eve..Story is he got drunk and fell asleep..Good thing his girl is already pregnant..I say that every time somebody is drunk and has a woman..Maybe it's just me that does that stuff when they are drunk...After a string of good games in a row Jerry Alviti was back at his usual place on the BRD, And that is stinking again..Jerry stunk up the floor worse than I did after the game...Billy Jr. leads the BRD in PIM..Enough said..Scotty Rosato came through his favorite time of the year, And appears ready to play a minor roll at the end of the season..Come to think of it did Scotty ever play a big roll..Maybe in that Fall River game he did, But I did to so what's that telling you...

Anthony Zizzo came by on New Years Eve with Timmy, And was so infuriated with me leaving him off the site that he threw a Roast beef sandwich across my hose..Well that's how I saw it..Accoarding to Jerry Derek Retalic can walk again..Shit didn't know he got hit by a car..I guess that is better than the sex change he was planning on having..Safe to save Derek never recovered from the great Goose incident of 2011..Sorry Scotty,,,

As the BRD was winding down after the 11-4 win..I was startled by what appeared to be a bomb going off at the Hockeytown premesis..Now to my dismay nobody but me heard it..John Carey witnessed the aftermath, And was a bit jolly about my reaction..Upon further review I need to lay off the booze, But married with a kid that isn't going to happen..

Speaking of John Carey his day of being in the minus seem to be behind him..That's to bad I enjoyed that aspect of John..Come to find out his plus/minus woes could be contributed to playing with me Nick and Joe...Come to find out we don't play a lick of D...I know why I don't what's their excuse...Mikey Pasciuto screwed right after the game last night...After his Pavel Bure type performance last night circa NHL 93.I think he went home and tried to dig out the Sega Genesis, And invited Justin over and broke out some Jiffy pop so I heard...Patch has been in training and as far I hear the much anticipated rematch between him and Tommy is set for next week..Patch looked in fine form..Well he does look like an Ethiopian with his bloated stomache, And big head all that is missing is a few flies...Jerry Alviti had another good game unfortunately his lack of class puts a dark eye on his overall good game..Ripping a slap shot with 10 seconds left when the other team basically stopped playing and not scoring means you stink again...Usually Patch has man love, But this time it appears Nick Johnson is the one with the man love..Like that should be a surprise..Accoarding to various reports Nick, And Patch have been cavorting around town getting haircuts together and the whole nine yards, And the best thing I heard is that Nick can't manage his fantasy teams due to D1 tournaments...Disregard the money that's on the line we all know the life of a D1 star is tough......Joey Johnson will be at my house New Years Eve...Joey will get a first hand training class on children this year...I still want to know who let Joey reproduce...Can Someone answer this for me...Carmine Fuccillo was a healthy scratch last night, And the effects of that left Paul Castonguay seeming a bit sour..Nothing a 12 hour stint of Call Of Duty can't fix...Jeff Moses was under the weather, But felt like he had to show to avoid being cut...I have news for you Jeff if you think missing a week will get you cut you are sadly mistaken..I think your play is what will get you cut...Franky McNulty brought up a fan club last night, And his one fan knew Tommy..That doesn't reflect Franky all that well...Steve Silveria was back after his own little Christmas break, And was minus the sweater..Is there any reason we let this kid play??Well at least he didn't pass to the other team...Nick took care of that fpr him...Every week I talk to Tim McPherson and it seems my words are getting Tim in more and more trouble..I have failed Tim..At least if this broad is knocked up Timmy will be seen on my street less and less..Timmy has absolutely no class to speak of....I guess Timmy's buddy Anthony Zizzo who played last week was a bit sour over his lack of mention on the post..This kid plays one game and starts shouting orders..This kid may be a crumb bum, But I did hear he bought a whole tray of testtube shots so that being said I now like this kid a whole lot..It's not his fault he is friends with Timmy...

It was a cold night last night, But like Nick, And Joey like to think we get paid big money to play, But my question is why the hell was Scotty there, but then I forgot this is his time of year...He was up there doing some last minute checks for the first night festivities..The yellow ball was present, And I did see him flinch a few times when a shot was taken...Well Happy New Year to everybody...Even Timmy

Well as we all know I may of missed an open net last night...In my opinion the goalie got a piece of it, But as I thought about it I figured out what went wrong..Just as I was about to shoot the wet surface got the best of me and I slightly lost my balance which in turn forced me to compensate on my delivery, And hence the shot went wide, Or I just stink...I got quite a bit of shit for that, But I guess week in and week out I rip all you guys on here so I deserve it..

In the world accoarding to Jerry Alviti he is on fire, And I must agree he is..He is on fire just like the Station Nightclub, And we all know how that turned out..Being the 37 year old man that Patch is he didn't have his registration in his car, And forced Nick to once again not be able to take his test..My guess is Patch like's being needed by the D1 star..Watch what you hope for as an impromptu game of hide the salami is a possability at any time...Mikey Pasciuto so I hear is playing quite a few nights..That Red Carpet is within reach...I have failed Tim McPherson..A few weeks back I advised Tim on how to get back into the dating game, but I failed to mention to pull out..Now I lost quite a bit of sleep last night over this, And drank myself to sleep(sounds good)..First Joey now maybe Tim...What the hell is this world coming to...Franky McNulty did his best Bobby Orr, And then unplugged his car, And left...John Carey showed little to no class as he shot the ball square at my throat, And it hurt..He said it was a mistake, But I know how John operates, And I believe it was on purpose...Paul Castonguay was feeling the effects of Christmas with three kids, And come to fond out maybe a fourth in Carmen..Speaking of Carmen he enjoys slush a little to much..I wonder if him and Nick get together and stick things in some place they shouldn't....Jeff Moses was at a holiday party dressed as an elf so I heard..Come to think of it doesn't he look like Herme from Rudolph...Joey Johnson found out that he is having a boy..I write this so Nick knows, And doesnt get caught off guard this time...Does Nick even know that Joey is having a kid yet?..Steve Silveria was out sweater shopping so I hear...Steve might be the new stiff of the team..Scotty Rosato almost got the call to play net last night, But we decided winng was a priority...

Well Merry Christmas to everybody except John after his antics last night..

Well come to find out the team to play on is the Fightin Irish..I guess they have a little holiday shindig set up for tonight, And the big guy who runs the team is picking up the tab...Patch can't afford to pay for himself at Hooters..With the mere mention of a holiday party Jeff gets all fired up, And he can't go to this one...Some might say the whole notion of a street hockey team having a Christmas party is a bit queer..Probably why Nick is going..As I write this site some might say the same..So I guess you can have a point either way..At least I know this is gay..I'm not sure the Irish do..

Speaking of Holiday parties...So I hear Tim McPherson is in charge of his works yankee swap..Tim spent the better part of an hour talking about this to me, And Timmy sorry to say I wasn't listening nor did I care..I would of told you last night, But I felt bad...Remember stay off Asti Ave..Nick Johnson was back in action, And come to find out he has yet another job..This time making pizza's..Does anyone but me wonder what he does with the peperoni stick..This kid must have more money than God..I wonder how Mikey feels about that..Speaking of Mikey he has done what I have been waiting for, And took a run at Tommy, And Mikey also revealed that him and Ray Dow were the original makers of the Red Carpet..I believe Ray still has the sewing machine that was used..Joey Johnson was running a bit late last night he thought he girl was in labor..We had to explain to him that it takes 9 months to have a baby..God help us..Ever since Jerry Alviti cried himself to sleep after the insults he hasn't stunk, But he did throw up last night after the game..Not sure what to make of that...Don't you have to run to throw up..Probably the reason I never threw up after the game...Patch was all about rolling a keg into Hockeytown last night for a 10 pm game..I think it worked out perfectly..CPC is under some scrutiny for his less than impressive performance last week..That will be the end of that..We all know you can't take shots at Patch's creative side...Paul Castonguay came under some heat for the no show of Carmen...The more and more I look at it Carmen may well be the Gilligan to Paul's skipper...Jeff Moses will not be there next week, And this should surprise everybody..He has a Christmas party..Jeff absense will be felt by the BRD on the floor..Now come on you know as well as Jeff does that nobody is going to know that he isn't there...John Carey is still a minus..If not for a few breakdowns in the last 2 minutes of the game he would of been in the plus..I like John better in the minus..I am still baffled by that...Can Billy Jr. speak?...Franky McNulty is on school break, And will make the next handful of games...Hmm where is Del when you need him?

There is quite a few conflicting stories as of the where abouts of the D1 golden Boy Nick Johnson was last night..One story is he had to work..Where at Richies..Are they releasing a new flavor called D1 raspberry..Maybe I ruled that out once I saw Ricky up there..I would assume that Ricky, And Nick's face would be on that packaging...Was he spinning at Kitty O'Sheas..On a rainy Wednesday night...Was he at driving school??? I guess we will never know...The mystery that surrounds Nick is always a hot topic...

Mikey Pasciuto had on a pair of nice bifocals after the game..Has Mikey always wore glasses, or I am I usually to drunk to notice..I think he might be a professor on the side...Patch cut Carey out of any food last night due to the rain..Last winter there was 6 inches of snow on the ground and he ventunered up to Staff Rd..For some booze...Seems like a rouse to me..During the week I touched base with John Carey about his -2 on the season, And the end result was that he stunk...I wish I could disagree...Paul Castonguay may have a shot at attending Ossipee this June..I'll believe that when Carey shows up to one of my parties...Joey Johnson has been researching some baby websites...Imagine Joey is going to be a dad..Well at least when the baby turns 1 it can watch Joey...Carmen Fuccillo was a bit livid during the game last night..I would be to if I had to play with Jerry...Speaking of Jerry I heard that he was a little upset over the ridicule he has been subject to...Well my sugesstion is don't stink, And I will have nothing to make fun of.....Franky McNulty took a break from making grilled salmon to play last night...Does anyone know if he is going to school to be a chef?..Jeff Moses has some christmas parties to attend..I'm not sure I believe that..Who would invite Jeff anywhere...

I also heard that Derek Retalic was not happy with my posts..It's his own fault..This is my theory Derek brings the Goose..Scotty breaks the Goose...Both get hurt..so in turn I blame Derek for Scotty....It just hit me where was Steve Silveria..I think he might be knitting his own sweater..Which would make a whole lot of sense...

By the way Patch you are out for the Superbowl...

Every week Jerry Alviti gives me something to write about..It is difficult every week to come up with shit to write, But having Alviti on the team it is quite easy..So the story I recieved is that Jerry had a colonoscopy..Now I have a few issues with receiving such vital information...#1 Why the hell would you tell anyone that, And #2 it explains why Jerry stinks..He has had a log lodged in his ass all season...

As far I hear there was an impromptu D1 meeting at the snack bar last night..No surprise I was not invited..Mikey Pasciuto was going over his red carpet arrival...Imagine if Mike actually makes the list what would he have to break balls about..I am sure he would find something...Carmen Fucillo was also part of that little meeting..My guess is the only reason they let him attend was that Dougie Croteau style hat he walked in wearing last night..Must of been a case of mistaken idenity...Timmy McPherson also found his way to the snack bar..My guess is when they said meet at the snack bar the word bar intrigued me...Also Timmy got some extra work in after the game..Him and John Carey ran some up tempo drills...Did I read the stats correctly or is John really a minus on the season..That might be the best thing I have seen in awhile..Like Bobby Haas would say that is classic...Patch has been somewhat subdued in recent weeks..Is facebook down..Did they cancel his favorite show 2 broke girls..Did he have to work 20 hours last week..Who knows...I have come to this conclussion Billy Jr. may be a sandwhich short of a picnic..No revelation to anybody there...Paul Castonguay plans on taking off a few weeks soon...By 9:45 last night he had picked up 2 more nights...Jeff Moses exited early as his wife was out boozing it up...Oh no here comes baby #2..That would be the last we see of Jeff..Would that be that bad?Nick Johnson enjoys putting his salami in buckets of slush once again no surprise there..The big question is does Ricky join in..Steve Silveria unveiled his sweater for the first time this season, And netted two goals...Who really cares about that..I was more fired up at the sweater being back.....

Joey Johnson was out with what I hear is a injury of epic proportions...The story I get is that his ankle is half way off...Joey being a supernatural was able to play all week up until last night..I guess he is human not a machine..Just like Drago in Rocky III...Has anyone seen Derek Retalic?..Was he the one performing Jerry's colonoscopy..My money is on yes...Franky was at school once again..I think he is going to be a chef...That would be sweet if he went out like the swedish chef..Good chance I made that up...I realized after the fact that I left Scotty Rosato out of the post last week, And last night he was a no show..Scotty don't take it personal..What are you Ray Dow...

As I write this weeks post I realize that wow the years sure fly by..It seems like yesterday that I was writing this post on Thanksgiving..I guess that is part of being an aging veteran..It seems like just 10 minutes ago that I was taking Nick Johnson under the wing, And making him the superstar he is today...

Mikey Pasciuto was a quick exit after the game..My guess is he had to take the puppy for a walk..Jerry Alviti was off to Kowloons after the game for my guess a scorpion bowl, And maybe a fortune cookie..Here's a fortune for you Jerry it's not against the rules to look for some offense when you play..Haven't you realized yet we are not a very good dump and run team...John Carey gave some serious insight into his concert experiences, and was at the same show I was 10 years ago..Nick Johnson was not on the DJ list last night..So had Patch drive him to the game...When is this kid going to drive again...Timmy McPherson had a keg party to attend..My guess is that turned out bad..By the way is there any reason that Tim was ringing my doorbell last Sunday?..As far as I hear Patch made his way to the Speak after the game last night..He must of fit in with the rest of the crumb bums there..Going out the night before Thanksgiving isn't really my thing anymore..If I see you once a year since I graduated there is probably a reason for that...Jeff Moses offended me with his questions about liquor stores..The funny part is I knew the answer..Franky McNulty played for his second week in a row..To tell you the truth I am not sure why he isn't playing every week...I am sure Patch told me, But it escapes me...Steve Silveria was late to the game..I heard he had a 20% off coupon for Chess King and tried to redeem early to beat the black Friday crowds...Billy Jr..got livid....Enough said...Does anyone, But me think Ricky could of mentioned that he scored 4 goals last night a few more times....Carmen Fucillo was headed somewhere last night....And is ready to go to Hooters January 11..Unfortunately Patch, And him will be the only two there..Good luck with that..

Paul Castonguay was a no go last night as he was getting ready for the Macys Thanksgiving Parade..As far as I hear he was a guest on the Mortal combat float..Joey Johnson was also not there...He is going to be a father enogh said..Once again who lets him reproduce...Ray Dow was out on the town living it up..Yeah Ok...

I hope all you guys had a good Thanksgiving except Patch....By the way Patch you ever going to realize that nobody wants to see your circa 1986 wrestling videos on the guestbook..Does anyone, But me look at the guest book?

Well Mikey Pasciuto showed up a bit late for the game due to the traffic, And the story I heard is that he left his wife in the car..All sounds like a nice story to me, But after the game he decided to have a few beers as well, And left the little woman in the car..I must admit I liked the move probably a little more than I should of..I put that in the memory bank, And will use that on Lori as soon as possible...

Ray Dow and myself had a conversation for the better part of an hour after everyone had left..the details are a bit iffy, but it was quite the conversation with Ray doing most of the talking...Ray did bring beer for the first time in about 12 years so I dealt with it...Franky McNulty returned to the BRD, And in his honor Hockeytown painted the runners on the boards red...John Carey drove himself to the game, And seemed more relaxed and stress free then he has in awhile..I guess not having to worry about the reach around from Patch will do that...Billy Jr. played our game then the 3 after us...Paul Castonguay was a bit upset at us not having enough guys, And said he was to old for that, And then played 28 minutes, And said he wished he could of played more...Joey Johnson was also a late arrival..I think he was in prenatal classes then realized he had no buisness being there, And then left...Scotty Rosato came ready to keep the stats as he was carrying his own pen and paper...I must say Scotty runs a tight ship as he was a bit stingy on handing them out..I guess that is better than being Patch, And give everybody on the floor an assist..Steve Silveria played a nice game, But no sweater and even worse he is friends with J.R.

Patch, And Nick Johnson had a jolly time at the Foo Fighters so I hear..Next time you see them Tommy ask them how to play gay chicken..I have a feeling they both won...Jerry Alviti was also at this concert that's probably why we won last night...Carmen Fuccillo was on his way to the game last night then half way there has post concussion syndrome, And forgot what he was doing so turned around and went home and grabbed a bottle of the Goose.....Derek Retalic was seen on a ferry to P Town...Figures..I heard Nick was driving the ferry...What the hell happened to Timmy now????Jeff Moses in his quest to be an honorary Johnson stayed home, And to be like Nick dressed up in a Foo Fighters shirt, And listened to Monkey Wrench on repeat...I was going to go to the show the numbers just didn't add up...

The BRD welcomed back Timmy McPherson last night after his injury plagued hiatus..I am not sure why it took so long to have Timmy rejoin the team...I figure that with Alviti on the team the BRD only has room for one stiff..I must say Timmy was a factor, And wasn't quite the blouser I thought he would be after the legnthy layoff..

Mikey Pasciuto showed up about half way through the first period, And rumor is he was getting fitted for his D1 robe..I heard Joey,Nick,Ricky, And Franky were all there for the ceremony..I heard it was quite the tear jerker...The story I am hearing is that Patch, And Tommy are planning a rematch of the race..The early money is on Patch...Patch was sour over a failed invitation that he didn't receive..My advice is lay off the booze you lush...John Carey was a bit more tame than he has been as of late..I think the week off did him good eventhough he was shooting a few people dirty looks..Joey Johnson was his instructional self as he tried to braek down every play..Do you think Joey knows I don't listen to him...And come to find out Joey is going to be a dad....God help us..Who the hell let him reproduce...Nick Johnson so I hear was out with an illness...So the obvious question is what exactly happened on the ride home with him and Patch a few weeks back since Patch just got over a life threating illness...Mikey Pasciuto made the cardinal sin of talking to Ray Dow after Ray scored..What followed next was a blow by blow description of the goal by Ray...Steve Silveria was back in action after a week or two off..Did anyone even realize Steve wasn't there the last few weeks..I know I didn't...Nice pass in front by the way....Carmen Fuccillo fresh off a concussion had quite the game for himself..Maybe he should get into a car accident more often..I still think he should of asked the lady that hit him for a humdinger...Paul Castonguay almost didn't make it last night as the new Modern Warfare game came out...Paul advised me that is my future...Sad I think....Jerry Alviti didn't stink last night, And didn't have to brush his womans hair, So I will let him be this week..

Story is Derek Retalic is out for up to 8 months..I guess he had complications from his labiaplasty surgery...Jeff Moses was out with what I hear was a pulled groin he sustained playing on Thursday night..Do you think Jeff knows he is in no position to be playing two or more nights of hockey..He may well be the one one guy on the team that I am in better shape than, And that includes the Duke...We all know deep down that Jeff strived to be just like Nick..One can only wonder why...Scotty Rosato was seen helping Billy Jr. with his equipment after the game is this what is has become for Dick Clark...The Red Carpet has been less crowded lately..Good thing Franky comes back next week...

After the game Phil Russo was giving Tommy a little hockey clinic..Phil was teaching Tommy the finer points of hockey..Now somebody has to teach Phil...

The news broke right around 3 PM that the valuable coach of the BRD..Billy Patch would miss this game with what is being termed as a slight case of malaria..The BRD was quite shaken up over this news, And it showed in their play..Far as I heard from his text that it is getting worse...Poor guy..Ok so let's say what really happened..Patch being the go getter that he is probably didn't go to work yesterday, And his parents levied a slight time out for Bill..That sounds more reasonable..

Mikey Pasciuto somehow someway have inherited the task of driving D1 superstar Nick Johnson to the games..That explains why Mikey has been a quick exit, And a bit star struck as of late...I would be as well..I can only imagine the Red Carpet talk on that ride...A little advice to Nick..Fasten your seatbelt,Check your mirrors, And come to a full stop, And you will be fine..Joey Johnson unveiled yet another new team sweatshirt..What a closet he must have..Don't leave it open to long Nick might climb out....Me and Joey did have a long talk about supermarkets for a bit longer than needed...Jeff Moses managed to hang out until me and him were the only left..I think he felt bad to leave the alcoholic alone...I am just getting to know Carmen, But he did pass to me so he is ok in my book....Paul Castonguay may well open a baby sitting service..Keeping an eye on Patch, And Tommy is a full time job...Paul I get the feeling you have no need for Tommy...I could be wrong...Billy Jr. picked up two penalties, And has started to snap the last few weeks...Ray Dow's fading career may be coming to an end as he rushed up late in the game which led to an odd man rush the other way...Did anyone make sure Ray made it home Ok last night??..

Jerry Alviti was a no go..I heard his girl had a knot in her hair which required some serios brushing by him...Speaking of woman Derek Retalic requires some surgery of some sort..You think a sex change is the procedure???Nobody said what kind of surgery...Now nobody get offended...Scotty Rosato seemed in much better spirits..I guess the new bugle that the BRD management sent him hit the spot..Is Timmy McPherson alive????????John Carey was also missing in action..At this time his whereabouts are unknown as we all know John has been livid the past few weeks..Picking fights with me, And Nick...It was either he just needed a break or was at the Bruins game eventhough they weren't playing...

Last night I heard some very upsetting news that BRD goalie Scotty Rosato is a bit down over his injury...He was also a no show last night to cheer on the BRD..Rumors are circulating about Scotty's where abouts...The BRD is in the process of forming a search party...Rumor is Scotty is trying to fulfill a lifelong dream, And join the Boston Philharmonic...

Nick Johnson had a rough night..Not only did he stink..His phone fell and broke..How can Nick stay in touch with all his D1 superstars, And more importantly what happens if the Red Carpet gets a tear in it..Who will make the call to replace it...Joey Johnson refuses to pay the booze tab, And seems to be a bit burnt out from all the hockey he has played in the last year..One has to wonder when does Joey go the way of Dougie Croteau, And become a International star...In the battle of the hockeytown parking lot it appears as though Mikey Pasciuto has lost that battle as he was an early exit once again, Or maybe it's the fact that he has some responsability...Unlike most of us...Don't let the new house fool you I have none...Jeff Moses played a bit of center last night, And the reviews were..Jeff don't do that again...I never knew there was a position Jeff was worse at than D, But I found it...Speaking of bad Jerry Alviti has made a revelation, And realized him being bad is all Derek Retalic's fault...Paul Castonguay was all smiles as Carmen was on the floor..Does Paul have the Patch man love for Carmen, And Patch why don't you foot the bill at Hooters for us???John Carey is still livid and this week he had it out with Nick..Don't worry John baseball season will be here again before you know it..Ray Dow played last night, And it was a 10 pm game...Usually by that time Jamie Burns is tucking Ray into bed for the night...Patch had Nick, And John to drive home..What do you think the odds are that Patch went home and relieved himself over that situatuion...A dream come true..I finally saw Billy Jr. snap..I must admit I liked what I saw...Derek Retalic was still out with morning sickness so I hear...

Nick Johnson recently told me that Tuesday nights are his favorite night to play, And now I know why..The story I hear is that there are cocks out all over the place on that night...I knew it..

I will begin with the tirade Johnny Carey threw on the floor last night in the direction of me..I must say I was offended, And am still a little shocked...It's one thing to question my play..Right Franky, But to say what he said about my kid is unacceptable...Well at least this story had a happy ending...John drove Nick home..So the ending had to be happy in more ways than one...

Patch is getting ready for his big night Saturday..He is going to a big Halloween party, And rumor is he will be dressed like Little Bo Peep..Pretty fitting huh...Jerry Alviti will also be going to this shindig... At least he won't stink at this party, Or then again maybe he will...Mikey Pasciuto left quickly after the game..He said he had to work..I think the wife finally won out on the booze after hockey dispute...Steve Silveria is getting better every week, And to be honest with you he is still pretty bad...I decided I am going to try to market Joey Johnson with his own apparel line since he has shorts and jackets from every tournament from here to Beaute Montana...Paul Castonguay has become more and more a factor after the games..I think he is a bit confused, And thought Carmen was there..We all know his love for the Fightin Irish...I wish he liked us...Nick Johnson is the only person I know to have his car in the shop for a month for a tuneup...Could it be him and Richie are on the outs?Franky McNulty left early last night my guess is he had to plug in his car...Come to find out Billy Jr. has narcalepsy and falls asleep the first 5 minutes of every game...Rumor is Jeff Moses is prepared to get in the poker tournament this time around....

Derek was a no go once again with what I hear was a severe case of PMS..I heard that shit is a bitch..Well I am sure all of the facebook world will see Patch looking like an idiot Saturday night, And that is before he dresses up and goes to the party...

Well the late breaking news for the BRD is that Derek Retalic is out with some sort of phanthom knee injury..Story is that Monday night he was fine, But found himself at the emergency room Tuesday to have open heart surgery...He is now out and on the road to recovery..Sounds like a shenanigan to me...

The must anticipated rematch between Tommy, And Patch was put on hold due to the slick conditions..When you have two physical specimens like them two you must proceed with all caution, And not risk injury...John Carey had to exit quickly to bail somebody out the clink, or was it he just didn't want to buy Patch Burger King for the 200th week in a row, And Patch is complaining about bringing beer...Mikey Pasciuto may be on the fast track to Red Carpet stardom as Nick Johnson allowed him to drive him to the game last night..Not many people are allowed this type of honor...Mikey should feel blessed, And I am sure he is...He did let Nick know he stunk last night which shook the very foundation of Hockeytown...Joey Johnson seems interested at the G.M. post..I have heard about some Leominster kid for a month now..Do you think Joey could jugle Market Basket,being in love,playing 13 nights a week,playing in every tournament from here to SanDiego, And G.M...I don't think so...Paul Castonguay is in his third week of sitting out a few weeks..Oh wait he played every week..No surprise there...Jeff Moses showed up last night...Jeff was yelling about free Chinese food last week...He has more money than God, And he is looking for a free meal..What are you Patch??..Jerry Alviti was a little better than last week, but still isn't very good...Billy Jr. had the recliner out in the first period, And I could of sworn I saw Scotty hand him a quick kazoo as well...Franky McNulty was back in the mix, And it showed he lost his watch..his shirt(which I saw Patch smelling), I believe his hair as well or is that just how he cuts his hair...Must of been some bet he lost...Steve Silveria playe his second game of the year, And is still minus the sweaters..I plan on picking him up today and taking him to Tello's...Carmen Fuccillo hasn't touched a beer yet so his days are numbered...

When all the dust settles we are a very bad team..It's the best way I can put it...

Much to my pleasure, Or amusement we got to witness an historic event..A foot race or in Patch's case a knub race between Tommy and Patch..It looked like Bolt vs Lewis..Patch stumbled out the box for the first 20 feet, And resembled Bambi a bit..Tommy came out flying like he was stealing that patio set I need..In the end Patch edged Tommy by his lone toe at the finish line, And had a victory beer, And threw up all over the joint..Talk about being out of shape..Rumor is a few members want to race line vs line in which I will proudly anchor..

Steve Silveria made his long awaited return..Steve had a long road to recovery, and finally made it back on the floor..Steve picked up right where he left off, And was a bit star struck by the lead singer of Creed, And promptly sent him on a breakaway...My question is where was the sweater??News flash Jerry Alviti stinks, And thinks he is the third fastest guy on the team..Jerry is the one guy that I can beat in a race on the team minus the Duke of course...Nick Johnson scratched the headband notion at least for a week..He claimed he didn't have time..I guess if you play 5 games a week time would be an issue..People already talk about Nick imagine if he put's a headband on...Joey Johnson's Dr. has increased his dose as Joey almost seems normal the last few weeks..Things must be picking up at Demoula's...Paul Castonguay brought fellow Fightin Irish player Carmen along, And drank a bit..Do you think Paul like's the Irish better than us..I would say the safe bet is YES...Ray Dow made his usual cameo for us, And forced me to have an extra beer at the end..I am quite offended by this move....Must of thought he just played the Redlight in Montreal...Does anyone, But me find it funny that Patch Told Mike from the Mutany who was involved in the Car pssing incident..You think he knows Mike is the one who told Ricky..John Carey made his return to the BRD..He only missed one game, But when you walk in the shoes of Carey a blacklist is only 1 missed game away...Derek Retalic was not the least bit happy with his lack of playing time at the end of the game..Now he knows how I felt in that playoff game for the Crew..At least he has a nice hoodie..What was that the D17 championship..I talk like we have won one....Billy Jr. let up a 5 spot and screwed last night as far as he goes I hear that is a good thing with his temper....

Mikey Pasciuto circles the game against Mutany every season, And every season he has to work..One has to think is he ducking Big Mike from Mutany??Jeff Moses so I hear was out with people from work having Chinese food, And beers, Or fighting a chinaman I'm not sure which one..Either way I believe he is ragtime on that story..As that would require his wife letting him go out..Which we all know wouldn't happen..Scotty Rosato seemed in better spirits..I was concerned last week I even went out and bought some Goose for him, And a few yellow balls..Anything to get Dick Clark smiling again...

The BRD enters the winter season with very high expectations...Nothing short of a title would be a failure...Ok now lets get serious..We have no expectations due to the fact that we stink, And never show up in the playoffs, But all you guys already know that...With Patch being the captain of this ship we are sure to go down like the Andrea Gail...

Nick Johnson started the winter season on defense...Is this a sign of things to come...Are the BRD moving in a differant direction with their all so important D1 star..The city of Revere recognized Nick as they bronzed the spot on my street where he stopped to talk to me...Patch won the fantasy baseball league, And I looked at it today and he is still making moves...Mikey Pasciuto left in a rush last night..My guess is story came down of Nick joining the misfits..Somewhere Justin is throwing up in his mouth...Jeff Moses is now a Rat control specialist.. I guess he has a situation in his garage....One has to wonder if the Rats have Jeff by the balls too...Come to find out Paul Castonguay's real calling is his moving expertise, Or Call Of Duty tournaments..You make the call...Joey Johnson seems to have had a revelation..As he has finally realized that there is more to life than Street hockey...You call people cupcake it gets you thinking about the important things in life...Jerry Alviti was a bit surprised that he didn't receive his walking papers...I'll be honest Jerry I told Patch to sever ties with you, But he knows if you go Derek is gone as well...Either way you were a plus 5 last night...Derek Retalic started off the winter season better than he finished the summer season..When you think of it that really isn't saying much...Billy Jr. made his return to the BRD, And almost got beat by Tommy if that happened he would of had to cut him lose early...Why is Nick Johnson playing for 5 teams in the winter when there is only street hockey on 4 nights..Must be the D1 effect...

John Carey was a no go last night..I heard he had a last night of the baseball season draft..I have to wonder how the Guru of Fantasy baseball felt about Patch's antics..The funny part is Patch finished first and I get as much money as him..Ohhh the life of a 37 year old crumb bum...Is it just me or did you have to feel for Scotty Rosato...We were all in the penalty box watching the V, And there was Scotty sitting by himself and appeared to be reflecting...One has to wonder what was going through the mind...Was it a bugle a Saxaphone..A kazoo,yellow ball, Or a bottle of the goose..We can only wonder...

I've added power play goals to the site for no reason..So Patch keep track of that..I know it isn't steals, but do your best..

Well I assume this article will be a little short due to the fact that the Pat's were on last night, And I was a quick exit..Hockeytown has no class with that type of scheduling..Lasala needs to get himself a bag again...

Billy Patch must of had booze withdrawals as the plus/minus was a nonfactor last night..Jerry, And Derek must of been at a loss for words over that...Not much I can say about Jerry he by far played his best game as a member of the BRD..Not sure he had three goals, But that's what the sheet said so we'll go with that...Derek Retalic may of lost his bet to Alviti..Who the hell would of thought that..I mean Jerry is a stiff..Come to find out Derek may be a bigger stiff than Jerry..Paul Castonguay had mixed feelings playing against his team, And was a little emotional after the game..Ok ok none of that happened, But would of been nice if it did...Jeff Moses wasn't as big a stiff as I thought he would be last night, And played well as good as can be expected out of Jeff..That might be a semi compliment..Either way that's as good as it gets..Nick Johnson came back this season only to see the BRD fall in the first round again..Well at least he is helping me move Saturday..Franky McNulty with all his Red Carpet status didn't have enough to take the BRD past the first round..Speaking of the Red Carpet Joey J was not the least bit happy with the outcome of the game, But soon forgot about the loss as he realized he had 6 more teams to play for...Mikey Pasciuto was a little late to the game..My guess is he stopped by Justin's house for a pep talk and it ran a little longer than he expected...I blame John Carey for the loss..He didn't drive up with Patch..My guess is there is only so long you can allow the reach around, Or buy Burger King every week..You be the Judge...

Well another season in the books, And another first round exit..Well at least we got to see Scotty, And Steve..They were bystanders for this game..A lot of help that is..Couple of stiffs

I'm not sure, but it must of been 2007 again...the game was all fun and good, But I turned around and sitting in the lot was me Mikey Pasciuto,Scotty Rosato, And Joey Johnson at the fine hour of 2 in the morning..How this group got assembled who knows, but either way the booze was a factor..I am pretty sure the booze was a major factor, And the conversation consisted of Joey Johnson's ability, And his Red Carpet status, And his daily dosage...Mikey Pasciuto and his wife having no need for Mondays, And Wednesdays..Dek hockey could have that on rocky terrain..I'll tell her Mike all we do is sit in a parking lot..Pretty pathethic on our behalf...Scotty seems to be having withdrawals from not playing as he was vocal on the bench..Then late night was having flashbacks as all he kept muttering something about Fall River..Maybe he was into the goose...

Nick Johnson return has been picking up some steam as he is rounding into form..I guess that is better than the form he round into when he wasn't playing...Franky McNulty has found his scoring touch from the point in the last few weeks, But has lost his all important touch in the booze department as of late..The BRD may have to evaluate his situation at the end of the season...Paul Castonguay had a few beers, And spent the better part of an hour breaking them on Tommy...Something tells me Paul, And Tommy don't see eye to eye...Just a wild guess...Derek Retalic had no surprise wedding this week, And has been playing well...Jerry Alviti didn't have any fantasy badmiton draft, And isn't playing well..My question is how come I didn't hear any plus/minus chatter last night from those two crumb bums....John Carey, And Patch slid off into the night like a few deefs..John Carey as of late hasn't had many speech worthy causes to speak of lately..That is bad news...As far as Patch goes..Here's some advice to all never ever get trapped with Patch in a blackout..I walked out of that event feeling like Tommy..That is never a good thing..Jeff Moses coming off his MacGyver trip to Ossipee netted a goal for himself...If me and Jeff weren't in Ossipee what would that group of done..Maybe Patch would of shut up..I can dream can't I...Billy Tinkham has been a valuable fill in for the Goose..Well maybe not last night..

It wasn't the BRD summer in Ossipee..To much rain..Next year we leave Patch home..That could be the problem I think...He head is so big it's like a weather balloon...

Well Ossipee is just about here what started out as a pretty decent sized trip has had the wheels fall off..Derek Retalic had a mystery wedding pop up..That happens all the time...Then you have his plus/minus partner in crime Jerry Alviti...Who had both his fantasy leagues change their draft dates 2 days before..All the leagues I am in we have to schedule months in advance...Nick Johnson has to work so to speak, But made his way to Ricky's last weekend..Must of been a D1 hoe down..minus the hoe's That would explain a whole lot..All the above seem shady...I hear there is a hurricane on the way..I'll hold on to Duke's kankle so I don't blow away..

Mikey Pasciuto is still wondering about the rat problem up hockeytown, And is in awe about the Red Carpet that has been on display for the BRD as of late..There is so much red on the BRD that the only two not on the carpet is me and Mikey...Franky McNulty has been an early exit for the past few weeks..My guess is when you forget who Mikey is you need to take a step back, And get you act together...Patch was caught making up stories again..One has to wonder what it's like in Patch land..My guess a one way ticket to facebook land..Paul Castonguay may be in Ossipee..It depends on the price of bagles..Today online they are 78 dollars down 20 dollars..That is all subject to change...Jeff Moses is off to Ossipee..Maybe up there he won't get undressed like he has the last few weeks...John Carey returned amd had a whole speech lined up, But it never quite materalized...John how much did Wendys run you...Anyone,But me wonder if Patch is going to have any money this weekend..My guess is no.....Billy Tinkham made it to the game on time this week...Ray Dow returned and was in rare form...The booze was afactor, And far as I hear Ray maybe headed down a hairy path...I like what I see...

The goose was there last night, And I am not the least bit happy with his situation...ACL tear...I did hear that's how it all began for Dick Clark...Joey Johnson was away to play hockey no surprise there, And the girl he hearts was with him...What a beauty..

Well I am sure like everybody else that has ever played for the BRD last night was only a dream, And not a reality, But the Red Carpet line was unveiled...You Had Nick Johnson, Joey Johnson, And Franky McNulty form a line together..I heard it was a move that had to be made..I mean we were playing a powerhouse known as McFaddens Pub..I think they have two wins on the year....There is once in a lifetime that that you are witnessed to such an event, And we were lucky enough to be part of history last night, And to make it even better fellow red carpet Ray Dow was in the crowd...There was so much red I thought I was in Madrid at a bull fight...Justin Reyno came by to add some support to the BRD, and next thing he knew he was on the floor..Justin picked up a penalty 2 seconds into his first shif..I thought he knew Hockeytown has surveillance on him...There was a phanthom 30 rack by some Volvo in the lot, And I am saddened by the fact I didn't make a move..I must be losing a step..Did anyone but me find it a little gay that Patch sent out a picture of him half naked at the beach to a bunch of guys...I have have some advice for you Patch wear a shirt..

Jerry Alviti looked a little upset over the lack of the plus/minus not being kept last night...You think Jerry can learn how to pass...He made Joey Johnson look like Adam Oates...Mikey Pasciuto was not at all happy with the huge Rat population at Hockeytown..Mike you should know this is a way of life to most up there...Jeff Moses did his best impersionation of the Dukie Boy, And I don't mean eating, or raising turkeys...Paul Castonguay was quiet during, And after the game..I would be to if I had to play with Jeff...The BRD won a shootout, but at least they won..I guess that's all you can expect playing without a goalie in the first and third period..Good thing Billy Tinkham was there for the second period...

Where the hell was John Carey?..Was he with Patch in Sebago?..Was he working, Or did he realize his dream to work at Burger King...News just came down that Scotty Rosato tore his ACL...That is a big loss for the BRD..Do you think the Goose incident led to this..It seems that most BRD members tear their ACL..Paul,Dino, And now Scotty..A bunch of old guys clinging onto the glory..The best part is I think I am older than both of them...Where does Dino fit into that?...I heard that while Derek Retalic is down the cape he is keeping plus/minus for how many great whites he dodges...Tim McPherson was offered a spot last night and refused must of been because he wasn't playing against us...

Now we all know quite a few things about John Carey, But who knew he was suck an elegant speaker..The way the night transpired who could of ever expected Carey to have to make 12 nice speeches..I know I didn't..John took the podium at about 9 and never quite got off..I must admit I enjoyed it..

Mikey Pasciuto had a few beers then he was a quick exit..I think he had to go to the fireman's ball...Did you ever hear of the bash brothers I am sure you did...The BRD now have the plus minus twins...Jerry Alviti, And Derek Retalic are a little infatuated with that particular stat,,Well I guess you need to when your plus minus for the game is larger than the points you have scored all season...Patch rushed Carey out the door last night..You ever notice when Patch wants to stay nobody can leave, But when it is time for him to go look out...He'll run your grandmother over on the way out the lot..By the way nice line change last night...Jeff Moses is directly responsible for the Saugus trash embargo..Joey Johnson was a factor after the game...Is there trouble in cupcake land?...Paul Castonguay brought his son to the game..I saw him for about 3 minutes then never saw Tyler again that can't bode well for Hockeytown..Nick Johnson is back in the mix, And has been so so far...The Red Carpet tour must of done a number on him..Although he did have words with Joey J on the bench...That was amusing...After two weeks of forgetting peoples names and everything else thought it was in his best interest to call it an early night...Jump into his Prius and sped off..Dukie has once again slipped silently..Well he is 400 lbs so slipped as silently as he could back into retirement..Tommy's days as the BRD mascot may be numbered as his antics amuse only Patch so you do the math...Scotty was a surprise guest for the game and Derek promptly hid the goose.

The BRD party was a laid back event and was a decent time..I have never seen people eat so much macaroni salad in my life...

All I have to say about last night is Dino is a crumb bum..He held my baby then turns around and plays against us last night...I guess the days of the good family are gone...Tim McPherson who has been out for 2 months abruptly let Patch know that he could play last night..I assume it was because who we were playin, And the stiff scores the winning goal..All the hugs, And kisses meant nothing I guess..

Without the defection of Timmy, And Dino the headline would of been about the return of Hockeytown golden boy Nick Johnson...The return shook up the Dek hockey community...His return came with mixed reviews..He had shorter shifts than me, And did score a goal..Some tears were shed when took his usual position on the right wing...Nick is most of our hero...Joey Johnson hung out for a few, And seemed a bit tame last night...I think it might be the return of big brother that simmered him down,Or his dose was highered...Patch once again let some players slip away if only for a week..he still let them play against us...Good thing the GM is back.....John Carey exited quickly after the game..My guess is there must of been a last minute fantasy baseball 1/4 of the season league forming...Jerry Alviti was not happy about mt recent short posts..I'm not happy with him on the team, but you can't get everything you want...Derek Retalic so I hear it is a D1 phenom on other nights..Yet on Wednesday I think Scotty is outscoring him..Derek you can't let Jerry outscore you this season....Jeff Moses called Patch out on the rouse of his so called beer list..Patch better thread lightly we all remember the card incident of 2011..Franky McNulty once again was into the booze among other things, And he realized that we all know who Mikey Pasciuto is..The problem is Franky wasn't sure who Mikey was last night...Mikey Pasciuto and myself are trying to figure out how to tell woman that we do drink until 1 am in a parking lot and have them believe it...The infamous punch in the beak topic came up last night, And it is still a sore topic...Billy Tinkham filled in for a hurt Scotty, And played well, But more importantly drank the booze with conviction..Paul Castonguay bought beer which is susrprising because him and Patch have had many differances when it comes to Patch's list...Scotty Rosato was a no go due to another phantom injury..The clock may be ticking on good old goose..I believe Scotty was doing a flyover in his F-15 with Maverick last night...Dukie was a no go as well with an injury or a burger lodged in the gullet..You decide..Look out the GM is back..

So as you all know this Saturday August 6 I will be having a shindig..All are welcome..Bring your own booze..Because we all know I don't share mine...Timmy you hurt me..

I must begin with the display Franky Mcnulty put on..No I'm not talking about him being on the floor for 4 goals against..I do that on a weekly basis...I am talking about after the game...Franky was into the booze like a beast among a few other endeavors, And asked with a straight face if me Patch, And Carey knew Mikey Pasciuto..After a 10 second pause..I think we paused because we were baffled..I said yeah he's on our team...All I got out of this is when you toe the D1 carpet it all must jumble together..I guess...

Jerry Alviti was once again in huggie bear kissy face mode after the game...I wasn't quite sure he was there, But that's ok I wasn't sure he was there during the game either..Good thing he showed up in time to tie the game..Must of got caught traffc...Derek Retalic seems to have recovered from the goose incident..I'm glad he did I haven't and it wasn't even my bottle...Scotty the Goose stayed away from all tables and didn't even go near empty beers cans for the fear he would knock them over...Jeff Moses wasn't a star this week to the satisfaction of Derek..I'm starting to think there is some static there it must go back to their section 8 days...Still wondering what Jeff was doing on that team..I think Jeff still is to...Paul Castonguay got off to a better start this week as he remembered his sticks..Last week he must of thought he was going to dinner or something not hockey...John Carey was a little bummed out that he was going to the Sox game instead of playing hockey tonight..The Red Sox played this afternoon which is even better...Patch lost control of the game as usual, And once again blamed us for being grown men,,Did anyone hear Patch say change it up..He's a stiff..I wonder what the facebook community thinks of that....Joey Johnson was a quick exit again..My guess is he didn't want to see Patch after the game as he was a no go at the end as well...For christ sakes Joey J is D1...Walter Mazlak filled in and made some nice plays..I'm not mad he got a point he was already on the site...Dukie boy left half way through the third period to attend the ribbon cutting ceremony for the grand opening of Squire Road Buffet.....

Mikey Pasciuto was out last week, And will be out next week as well..Imagine sharing a Wedding anniversary with Ben Roethlisberger..You think it's a coincidence or did that Josh confession that night inspire Mike...Is Tim Alive?Has he played his last BRD game?Rumor is Nick Johnson is inching closer to a return...We'll keep you posted on that..With Nick, Frank, And Derek on the floor all at the same time what is Patch to do?

I think we all knew what I was going to begin with...Scotty Rosato who has many many names has transformed from Dick Clark to Goose from Top Gun...I must say the blatant disrespect I saw for the booze made the eyes well up a bit...No words can explain my pain at this moment..Scotty in his tenure with the BRD has done many good things, But last night was not one of them...Good old Dick Clark..

Franky McNulty who is on the DL with a finger issue made an appearance, And put on quite the display on the grill...After a slow start Franky caught his stride late...Who knew his biggest obstacle was lighting the grill...Patch, And his BFF seem to be at odds as Patch had to reprimand him 5 times...Give it time Tommy will be reprimanding him soon...John Carey seemed a bit out of place without being able to man the grill, Or was it the fact that Patch has a new BFF...Mikey Pasciuto was a quick exit after the game..He said he had to meet somebody my guess is he had to meet Justin to straighten out a few things before his wedding..Either way Congratulations Mike...It's the only time your alive for your own funeral...Paul Castonguay was walking around hockeytown with no shoes...Really what else is there to say about that...Jeff Moses did his best Glen Featherstone impression last night...My guess is he has never recovered from the infamous card incident..You think?..He hasn't been to my house since...Jerry Alviti brough macaroni salad not the bananas foster I hoped for, but we'll take it..By the way was it just me or was Jerry in the corner with his woman all huggie bear kissy face...Joey Johnson seems to be in love beyond repair at this point..As in the past weeks he has been an early exit..Is it the way he hearts her, or is it all those charity appearances?....Derek Retalic seems a bit concerned with me making Jeff Moses a star of the game...Jeff of all people..Everybody knows including Jeff that I don't like him..Derek may hate more people than me...Ray Dow returned to the BRD again for his 18th tour...Nick Johnson is contemplating a part time return this season at some point...The job at the Ramrod fell through, or the assless chaps need to be replaced...Nick would be a welcomed addition...As I write that Patch is yelling we have to many guys..It always works itself out...Dukie boy was out last night..He took Gertrude to a Turkey Beauty contest..I heard she finshed 2nd...

Since I am at work I will have those pictures on the site later tonight...August 6th looks like the date for the farwell party at Staaf Rd.

As the BRD returned to action after a bye week were blessed with the presence of Nick Johnson...Now don't get to excited Nick didn't play he was merely a spectator, Or Tommy's sidekick...I must admit I got a chill up and down my spine when he walked in, And the mere image of Nick made the BRD put up their best effort of the season..Boy do I miss Nick...

Jerry Alviti may well be on thin ice already..It's one thing to lie to Patch, But to lie to me about the 4th has Jerry on the hot seat...I was looking forward to the bananas foster he was supposed to bring...Rumor is Derek Retalic has some nut case looking to bang him out, And was seen after the game wearing Patch's jacket...What is this Grease...Derek wearing Patch's letterman jacket....Scotty Rosato had no horns present, And was pretty good in this one...Even though on the way off the floor he almost went down as a result of acute rigamortis....Paul Castonguay seems to still be at odds with Tommy..I feel as though this relationship is unfixable at this point...Mikey Pasciuto was in rare form last night as he had an answer for everything thrown his way, And was doubling as a fight promoter as he was trying to set up a Tommy vs Josh megafight...More to come on that...Jeff Moses played his seventh position this season, And thought he was Nick Lidstrom or Nick Johnson you decide...We all know which one Jeff wants to be...John Carey fresh off his road trip played a solid game, And said he is now a gambler...Rumor is him and Tommy has plans to go to foxwoods....Patch..Well Patch is just a stiff, And strives to be an 18 year old girl...I guess it is better than a month ago when he was a 13 year old girl...Joey Johnson continues to ride the success and highs of his red carpet tour, But at least he stopped yelling at people...Walter Mazlak got a penalty and I had to put him on the site...Not happy about that...Dukie boy as seems to be protocol was benched the last 4 minutes of the game...I did see him pull out a turkey wing out of his bag...

Franky McNulty was out with his well documented injury as we all got updates on an hourly basis by Patch...It seems the Mark Tritto experiment is all but over..A man who likes hugs as much as him can't fit in hockey as well...Tim McPherson is still out...Does anyone miss Tim except me....

The 4th of July was a good time as quite a few BRD members were present....Patch,Dukie,Nick,Dino,Paul,And surprise guest Ricky were there...Was Patch trying to suck the pants of him..Tommy clogged the bowl, And Patch flooded the room..Just another night...The BRD final BBQ at Staaf Rd is looking like August 6th...I'll keep you posted....Jerry thanks for the Bananas Foster....

I must tell you now this post may well be short..The rigamortis is playing a major role right now....
Mikey Pasciuto made his return to the booze scene after quite the lay off, And as always had some great insight into the world of the Red carpet...Patch right now is being dragged in two different directions...Usually Patch's choices are sleep until noon, Or 2 pm...This time he has a doozy on his hands Derek, or Franky..Quite the decision to be made...Franky gutted it out and played with a dislocated finger, And shot two balls to Target...Called it a night, And jumped in his smart car and away he went...Derek Retalic scored his first goal as a member of the BRD, And was invited to the 4th of July 5 times by Patch..Derek heed my warnings..Ask Nick...Jerry Alviti wasn't quite the rock star he was the last week, But I am pretty sure he asked me if he should bring a truffle Monday...Jeff Moses has been playing his most consistent hockey since he joined the BRD....If he only got rid of those Nick Johnson moments he has from time to time on the floor he will be ok...Joey Johnsom was a bit quiet last night...I guess when you yell as much as he did last week there is just nothing left...Scotty Rosato and myself had quite the real estate talk last night..It sounded like we knew what we were talking about...My opinion is we spent way to long on that conversation...Scott "Traffic"Leydon has been a steady contributer on the blue line for the BRD...At one point he made one play where he slid right into the pool at the Red roof Inn....Dukie boy had a hunger fit on the floor, And thought he saw Tritto....He must of been really hungry...Paul Castonguay had to restrain himself as Tommy was inquiring about the age of his daughter...You never know which way Paul will go...

It seems Mark Tritto's tenure with the BRD is a little rockey to say the least...Hey Mark when you have a chance give me the number of the mechanic that you go to..If he is open until 8..I'd like to meet him...Is Tim alive?.....As we speak John Carey is somewhere between Reno Nevada,? And Baker City Oregon...Was I seeing things or was that Dino Playing for Plays With Squirrels

Well as usual I will have my annual 4th of July party..All are invited, And I assume most of you will stop in at some point...Nick bring me slush...

After the game ended last night I got some info from former mayoral candidate Matty who was the ref during the BRD's tough loss that we were not required to play last night, And it wouldn't of been a forfeit...My question is how didn't any of the red carpet participants on the BRD roster not know this rule..Then it hit me with all the demands that a D1 star has from autograph signings to visits to the pediatric ward at Mass General to mall openings..They can't be expected to catch every misstep by the Hockeytown management...To my surprise I guess they aren't perfect...

The BRD welcomed Jerry Alviti, And Derek Retalic to the team...Not sure if I spelled Derek's last name right, And I am not sure that is even close to his last name...Somebody let me know...Jerry Alviti made his debut Wednesday night, And created quite the spectacle of himself..He forced my hand and made me drank a little more than I needed to that night..My guess he knew the BRD, And me especially respect the booze..So he was trying to secure his spot....Derek made his debut Thursday, And fit in quickly with the BRD as he caught a quick case of the rigamortis...I'll tell you right now Derek the BRD has that effect on quite a few players....

Jeff Moses has put together quite the early season push for himself, And is doing his best to make the BRD forget the name Nick Johnson...Then we all remember this is Jeff we are talking about...Scott"Traffic"Leydon showed up to both games this week..Disregard the fact that he spent the better part of 20 minutes looking at the inside rink before it hit him we were playing outside..Looks like we have another M.I.T chemist on our hands...John Carey is set for his road trip..It's to my understanding that they are flying to Las Vegas, And then Driving to Maui...Good luck with that...Well that's what I heard..I told you it was a rough Wednesday night..I do Believe that Dukie Boy has once again called it a career...It's to my understanding that raising turkeys, And playing hockey just didn't all fit in for the Duke...I did see him on the bench pulling a turkey leg out of his bag..You have to wonder what forced Duke to this..My guess was it was the great insight and guidance of Joey Johnson....Now on to Joey Johnson...Joey was quite the coach,player,ref,time keeper,equipment manager..You name it Joey was all of that last night..After a stern talking to by Mikey..Joey learned the error of his ways...Quite honestly anyone who posts things about cupcakes on facebook can't be taken seriously in any manner...Mikey Pasciuto was there last night, but out on Wednesday due to the fact that it was his birthday..Rumor is he had quite the bash at Chuck E Cheese..With Nick there making balloon animals...Patch seems to have found a new love already....It's looks like he has that all to familiar gleam in his eye when Derek walked on the floor...Franky has to be thankful for that...Franky was out both games...He had a T ball banquet Wednesday, And was traveling to a tournament Thursday....I told you Franky was second guessing his BRD tenure...Scotty Rosato had a quick horn out on the fourth goal last night, And it is to my understanding that he is on vacation next week..So Scotty might be Dick Clark, And Ryan Seacrest all in one...Paul Castonguay was a no go last night due to the fact that The Fighting Irish was playing at the same time..Wow what a traitor...Pretty sure I told him to play for them....Has anyone seen Mark Tritto...Maybe that one game cameo he made forced him into retirement like Duke..He may well be getting tips on raising livestock..I hear his animal of choice is sheep...Should that be a surprise...

Well Ossipee came and went and that black cloud that has followed me and that group of crumb bums was a factor all weekend...The weather sucked, but I did manage to fall off the canoe...The Nick Johnson talks fell through out in Ossipee..I think he missed Ricky...Oh well August is close enough...I will be having my annual 4th party...I am pretty sure it will be the last one on Staaf RD...I am sure most of you guys will stop in for a bit...Is it just me or does everybody up Hockeytown work at Richie's Slush...

Well believe it or not Ossipee is here once again...The BRD will be represented strongly...Mike Roberto,Billy Patch,Nick Johnson,Joey Johnson,Dukie Boy,Tritto,And maybe Paul will be there...I am sure as usual there will be some funny stories that come out of this trip as there usually is....I assume I will fall in the drink..That is a given..

Mark Tritto made his return to the Dek hockey arena, And fared ok...He hasn't played in 9 years...So passing judgement at this point is unfair...Hopefully he leaves his cement shoes he wore last night home...I really don't want to sink on our fishing trip...Dukie boy plans on pacing himself this trip..That being said take a picture of him Friday, Because you won't see him after that...Paul Castonguay is unsure about his Ossipee status...Gas prices seem to be on a downward spiral so he might make an appearance...Frank McNulty seems to be second guessing his BRD tenure..When he signed on don't you think he thought he would be playing with Mikey, And Tim...Not me, And Carey....John Carey seems relieved as the last 2 weeks he has avoided the beating called driving home with Patch...Patch last night was really excited that Mike Cerete posted on facebook that the bruins are a best of three series...Why I write this is because Patch may well be the biggest loser I know, And that is a bold statement as we all know I know quite a few losers...Jeff Moses will not be attending Ossipee due to the fact that he is in a wedding, Or something along those lines...Scott"Traffic"Leydon showed up so that's a step in the right direction....Now on to Scotty Rosato..When Scotty showed that week with the bugle we all laughed....Then when he counted down the new year ala Dick Clark we all enjoyed that...Then we had the infamous yellow ball incident...So we all asked what could the backbone of the BRD do for an encore...In our wildest dreams did we ever envision Scotty ring in the chinese new year, But sure as shit there he was last night being the head of the dragon...What other trick does Scotty have up his sleeve...

Joey Johnson had to work to get Friday night off for Ossipee...You as well as me know that is an easy choice,But we all know Joey agonized over this choice...Mikey Pasciuto was a no go..Patch knew nothing of it, But Franky did you do the math...Ok I'll do it for you Patch is a moron...Tim McPherson was a no go once again...We need to wonder if Tim Is a factor at all this season...Who thought I would ever say this, But we need him......Nick Johnson, And I have buisness this weekend....It's a dark time for the BRD when I lead the team in points.....

On see most of you guys this weekend....

Well even without the star power the BRD is accustomed to they have jumped out to a 2-0 start..Don't get me wrong they played two tomato cans, But a win is a win...No pictures on the score sheet..

Mikey Pasciuto hit a few more posts last night to bring his two game total to 23..My guess is he lost his concentration due to being star struck by the presence of Joey Johnson...Speaking of Joey he appeared to be quite choked up after the pregame ceremony in his honor...All new comers to the Red Carpet receive this type of treatment...Patch once again was all sharp in his treads...Now I know last week I commented on the sharp shirt..I didn't mean that he should wear it every week...Not much on Carey this week as he was an early exit after the game..But I did hear he was recruiting for The Degenerates...Hopefully he is a better GM than Nick was...Well he asked Jeff so maybe not...Jeff Moses had quite the game last night..I think all the asperations to be a Johnson are finally paying off for Jeff...Scotty Rosato made his return to the BRD after a one week hiatus, And wasted no time breaking out the clarinet, As was evident on McFaddens lone goal...T.J. almost slid a few by Scotty...Enough said....Speaking of T.J. was it me or was T.J. a factor VS. Paul Castonguay all night....Frank McNulty mistakenly thought the BRD was playing with 4 guys at one point..What he didn't know was Dukie got involved in the offensive zone, And was waiting for the 116 Wonderland bus to pick him up, And bring him back down the floor...

Nick Johnson is still holding pat on his semi-retirement..I hear he is enjoying his time off, And has started his DJ job at the Ramrod on Wednesday nights...The BRD are still awaiting the debut of Mark Tritto...Rumor is he is having visa troubles, And I don't mean the credit card Joey...Mark should make his return just as Duke is calling it a career again...Tim McPherson was out once again..Rumor is that he was stuck at work...I never knew all those IRS workers went to school and spent all that money to work until 7..Once again could it be game one of the Bruins...

Where was Tommy?....I still say he was offside..Right Patch, And Jeff...

Well the summer season began, But unlike past seasons the BRD come into this campaign without the pressure of succeeding, And playing at an insane level...They were missing quite a few players, But pulled off the win...Not bad..

Duke Johnson made his much anticipated return, And played quite well..He ended up on the floor twice, And shut himself down with 4 minutes left...As Duke walked off the floor Dukeitis of the foot was apparent, And the BRD are considering him day to day...Jeff Moses might make an appearance this week at the BRD card game...Well that's what he said at 8:10...by 8:11 he was out of the game....Paul Castonguay season is in jeopardy according to him due to knee issues..He sprung this news on the BRD just after he said he would play the whole game if needed....Patch was on point this evening..Whacked a cheeseburger down..Had a sharp shirt on, And missed a whole goal on the score sheet...He is in mid season form...Mikey Pasciuto fresh off his D2 championship passed up a trip to the owner of Hockeytown's house with the rest of Gas house to play for the BRD....Admist worries of how to replace Nick Johnson the BRD may of found their man in the form of John Carey..Well that's what Carey said....Franky McNulty once again passed up the booze due to his hangover...On a Tuesday night you gotta respect that...He should of drank after getting chopped down 12 times in that game...J.R.Johnson rescinded on his promise to never put on a BRD jersey again..He claims he was tricked..I guess the question will you play tonight confused him...

The BRD was quite shorthanded...Joey Johnson fresh off his tournament win had a finals game in Dracut...I don't even know where Dracut is nonetheless knew they had a rink...Tim McPherson got hurt playing Ice hockey or something..Could it of been game 6 of the Bruins...I thought Patch made it clear that you could be cut at anytime...Scotty Rosato was injured as well...Scotty has battled injuries as of late, And posted his highest GAA last season..Maybe he is really becoming Dick Clark...I fought back tears all day..Just the idea of not having Nick Johnson this season still chokes me up...Story is there is no DJ job's on Wednesday's..I guess he sit's at home with his binoculars looking at his next door neighbor..Hopefully it's a woman...Mark Tritto was a no go for the first week, but showed after after the game..I'm not really sure why...You think he knew that he could sign that the first time he played....My guess is he had something lined up this way....Well I must say congratulations are in order for Joey and Nick Johnson...They won that much talked about tournament and are now on top of the Dek Hockey world...Sit back and enjoy, And watch the endorsement deals roll in...

As has been well documented in the weeks leading up..This was Nick Johnson's last game with the BRD until September..I know I don't stand alone when I say a tear formed in the eye..Was it tears of sorrow or joy..I am not quite sure yet..Nick's last game was eventful as he stirred it up a bit with some fat bald guy who is 55, And still plays like it's game 7 of the Norris Division finals...Nick will be missed..I wonder how we replace a legend...Flat out you can't..I still expect him by week 6...Justin Reyno also played his last game for the BRD, And he as well will be missed..Justin was forced into early retirement due to something in Leominster..Must be Dougie's fault..Patch being sentimental ripped the shirt off his back as he walked off the floor...

Scotty Rosato claims to have heard a whistle on that second goal...A whistle...Or the intro to the Night Court theme...All the same I guess....Mikey Pasciuto is week to week for the summer..Is it just me or the wheels are falling off..Either way Mike doesn't share the red carpet so I expect to see him more than I don't this summer...Speaking of red carpets..Word is Joey Johnson is headed that way...He is in love, And might finally be D1..Like Mikey said a dream has been realized...It's been awhile, But JJJ and me had a solid conversation where Joey was trying to figure out the opposite of winning...It is a tough one..He did kiss me on the head so that made the conversation bearable...Tim McPherson expected two goals out of me..What the hell is wrong with that kid...Must of been into the sauce before the game...Paul Castonguay is day to day heading into next season...At Paul's age shouldn't he be minute to minute..Jeff Moses seems to have recovered from the poker fiasco..Just don't mention tournaments in any form to him...Patch being smooth with his words as usual..Let all the forwards know Joey is the only good forward we have, but according to him we took it the wrong way...John Carey played two games tonight, And was a factor, And thanks for the saved by the bell update a few weeks back...That episode is nice...Franky MKcNulty's enthusiasm to return next season with the BRD seemed replaced with hesitation..We should of let him drink crown royal and coke that night...

It was an eventful winter season with the BRD falling in the first round(surprised)..We had everything from tournaments to missed nets..Dougie retiring then coming back only to retire again..Red Carpets..Ray Dow....Ray Nickerson...What happened to Darryl?..Mazzy...Billy Jr...The BRD figuring out they were bad...And now the summer season is upon us..The imminent return of Mark Tritto, And The Duke...God help us...

Well as has been well documented last night, And the 14 weeks before that..Jeff Moses was not allowed to attend the BRD poker game...Jeff was livid, And viewed it all as a conspiracy....I must admit I do lay awake at night thinking of ways to screw people...Jeff unfortunately your number came up..It was nothing personal..I don't care who played, But let the truth set you free...It was Patch's fault...Now onto quicksand..When I play I usually feel like I am running in 6 inches of quicksand..Last night I felt like I was in three feet..Nick Johnson shared the same feelings...Tim McPherson came parading in the door with party horns...The rumor was Scotty had used up his supply for the year, And contacted Tim to give him a hand...Speaking of Scotty...He was a no go last night..The reason he gave was he had some sort of injury...My guess is he laid low due to the rumor that the yellow ball might be in play...

It was coach Patch's birthday last night, And to my dismay he had a secret stash of Labaat Blue..My guess is he swiped a 6 rack that Hud left at my house..I don't think I heard anyone wish Patch a Happy Birthday..Maybe that's because his line changes were so bad...John Carey seems to have had enough of Patch's nonsense, And that relationship is hairy at best..Hey you grab a mouth piece, And become Lebron..You can't run with people like Patch...I had a informal sit down...Well a phone conversation with Nick Johnson...To try to coax him out of his summer hiatus, And his reasons are justified...He will be in Ossipee against my better judgement...I wonder if Patch grabbed his nuts on the way home last night,Or the other way around...Franky McNulty has been a steady force on the BRD since jumping on board...Unfortunately for Franky next season he is playing with me and Tritto...Glad you joined the BRD now....Joey Johnson was held off the score sheet for only the 4th time all year..How do you like that stat...I heard Joey was seen on the side of Rt.1 banging his head off a tree after a scoreless night..Was that the reason, Or isn't that what Joey does to get the brain unscrambled...Paul Castonguay was a quick exit..Maybe he was mad at the fact that Jeff got left out of the game too...Walter Mazlak scored, And that pisses me off I had to add him to the site...Mikey Pasciuto was a no go...I think he was in Florida..Justin Reyno was also a no..I heard he had a petition going with the city of Saugus..Citing Hockeytown for serious violations against Section 8..They made him pull his team..Didn't They?, Or maybe He was in Florida With Mikey trying to hash out their differances,Or he was running around Walt Disney World in a Donald Duck costume.

Joey Ossipee is June 10...

Rumors have been swirling around for days,weeks,months...Shit even years, But it looks as though Mark Tritto will attempt a comeback at the age of 37 next season...Now many have tried to comeback at an advanced age..Few have succeeded.In a conference call with the media yesterday afternoon..Mark admits his love for the game or his suspect marital status may of played a role in the decision..Now one might ask what the BRD has to gain by this move..Are they looking for a defensive minded forward, Or is it all a publicity stunt to get back some of the fan base..That was lost during the Ricky debacle....Only time will tell..

After the game Paul Castonguay was seen at Dick's sporting goods looking for a pair of suction cup shoes to shore up his footing a bit...John Carey in an attempt to gain some D1 clout..Has now went to a mouthpiece...He did score a nice goal, And resembled Lebron James a bit...Patch in an ever crumb bum Patch move...Went to Burger King last week without Carey, And I guess considered that his week for paying..John has now seen the beauty, And the phenomenon named Billy Patch....Nick Johnson was going to attend the Bruins game tonight, And as far as I heard unless there was a last minute change..He was scheduled to drop the ceremonial face off on the red carpet...Joey Johnson seemed a bit down after the game..Maybe Tommy now having another ride home every week is wearing on him...Scotty Rosato had his dates screwed up as in the second period thought it was December 31, And was seen with the bugle trying to ring in the new year..Luckily for the BRD by the third period he realized it was April...Mikey Pasciuto was waiting to have a conversation with Justin Reyno..I could only imagine what that conversation would of been about, But Justin was an early exit..I guess Justin is still sour over the Team Primo situation..Let the record state I would of never did what those guys did...Whose shitting who..I would of organized the whole thing...Frank McNulty finally stayed for a few beers, And I mean longer than 3 minutes this time..One thing that is essential to me is the booze after the game..We even let Nick stay and drink his Zima...Jeff Moses seems obsessed with tournaments of all sorts Hockey,Poker,Badminton you name it....Ray Dow fresh off his Toronto tournament played for the BRD last night..Ray used a buddy pass from me, And I wonder how a D1 player isn't set up with a first class seat..I would of swore that was in the D1 contract....I guess Tim McPherson pulled a groin,And was a no go last night...Doing what one might ask..Well it was either one of two things..Maybe he was running up the street at 10:59 trying to make the booze store before it closed, Or he was chasing a 82 year old woman who owed 72 dollars in back taxes...

Was it just me or was that conversation with Brian Casserly very enlightening...Better yet does Patch know what enlightening mean?

In the first period John Carey suffered a chipped tooth...Now i'll be the first to tell you any injury sucks just ask Paul,Or Ray...What I didn't expect was John being gone for a whole period..He surfaced with an ice bag...Then was gone again...John made me look like a warrior.....Then after the game he was an early exit..Maybe he knew an all night dentist..From my experience going to an all night dentist you are better of coming to my house and let me deal with it..I have a bottle of super glue......John you should of found the chipped part of the tooth...They could of slapped some bondo on it like it was the bumper of an 82 Yugo..By the way I have never been to an all night dentist...

Joey Johnson was irate after the game...Then again when isn't Joey irate...He played some D...Would he of done that if big brother was there?..Jeff Moses realized that the rigamortis is something to embrace not resent...I think me and Jeff had a heart to heart tonight...Doesn't matter if Jay has any say you are still out of the tournament...Relax Nick And Joe Not the tournament you are thinking of...Mikey Pasciuto gave me his take on the Section 8 debacle.....Mikey is an innocent bystander then again he never signed the lucrative Mylec deal Kevin did...That explains it...Tim McPherson has his dream realized and was once again on the first line...Problem is in his dream it was him Nick, And Joey...By the way Tim when you took that shot from Trader Joe's I was wide open....Scotty Rosato came to play, And made some huge saves, But in typical Dick Clark fashion he let in that 73 foot goal from Caldors..Is it just me or when Scotty plays at times he is that smoking hot slut at the bar..Then when you get her home you find out she has herpes.....Patch was all out of sorts without Carey..It makes me wonder what goes on with that ride home..If it makes you feel better John...Patch was in the BK drive thru when I was driving home..Just what the Dr. ordered for Patch more fat and grease at 12 am...Paul Castonguay has secrtetly been employing Tommy as a baby sitter..As far as I hear all is going good...

Nick Johnson was a no go tonight...Many rumors were floated about..He had an autograph signing at Pennyworths, but the truth was revealed he had a bikini wax appointment tonight...Gotta look good in the assless chaps..Justin Reyno was out with an autograph signing at my house...Unfortunately my 5 month old son refused that piece of history...He was the only one that showed....Franky McNulty was out with an illness And then I hear he coaches the Boston Blazers...The source is Patch you be the judge...

Now something was brought to my attention..Before I go into it I haven't heard both sides, But what I did hear was quite disturbing..Justin Reyno as far as I hear it has a tournament team which goes by the name of Team Primo, And me not quite being in the tournament circuit believes there is a pretty big tournament coming up...Well anyway the story I got is that a few players pulled a shady move, And back doored good old Captain Mylec and decided to take their talents to South Beach and play for the Heat...Sorry about that all just seemed familiar..Now Justin takes a ton of shit from just about every team he plays for, But is a good guy...When did Street Hockey become so cut throat...Let's cut through the chase it is only Street Hockey..I believe some players were even at his wedding...Once again I am only commenting on what I heard..I know there is two sides to every story...When did winning become more important than friendship?...Did the BRD make the same sacrifice?

Nick Johnson has decided he will sit out the summer, And instead D.J. 3 Bar Mitzvah's, And 2 Sweet sixteen parties on Wednesday nights...I talked to Johnny Lasala and he said Hockeytown will not close during the summer season due to this development...Does Joey Johnson follow big brothers lead in the summer..Ossipee Is June 10....Paul Castonguay received maybe enough passes to hold him over for a few weeks until he get's mad again....Jeff Moses scored two goals and still got shit from me..Jeff may be the only player I can rip on the team...John Carey has a full weekend ahead of him as baseball is beginning...It also seems like John is still harboring some bad feeling towards Patch...Speaking of Patch he was surprisingly tame last night...He owes Tritto Fifty buck that could be the reason....Scotty Rosato took a pretty good power nap during the game last night, And also wrote a nice sonet for future use..When he pulls the bag pipes out....Mikey Pasciuto was a quick exit my guess is all the Red carpet talk has worn on him, And we mentioned Josh..So that always get's a rise out of Mikey...Justin Reyno was overheard scheduling a practice for Team Primo..Well we all know how that turned out...Franky McNulty brought an 18 rack to the game, And then left quickly..Well I guess one shift will do that to you, Or maybe he really brought the Crown Royal and coke to the game, And left it in his car...Tim McPherson seems to have dodged a major bullet and was able to avoid the ax on more week...Steve Silveria made a cameo at the game, And I realized with Steve not playing I have less to make fun of....A big game next week VS the V..The BRD will be without Nick Johnson, And Justin Reyno..It should be interesting...

Ok it's that time again for the BRD Hall Of Fame vote...Two players are on their second and last time on the ballot...Steve Iacavello...A tough physical defenseman who played hard at all times..The only problem is his temper matched his hustle...John Kinnally a solid chippy type Defenseman who had a knack for making the big play...Some say he benefited from playing with Steve...Marc Lozzi a decent stand up goalie...Marc wasn't flashy, But made some big saves...He's strictly on the ballot due to the fact that he get's livid over a 20 dollar card game...Andrew The Duke Johnson a big physical presence in front of the net..A solid smart defenseman...A victim of the BRD youth movement...

As I decided to write about Tim McPherson being irate last night because some BRD members were saying that they should be in D2 not D1...Timmy was sour over this, And went on and on for a good hour...It all seemed like a nice piece for me to write..Timmy showing some heart, But after Tim being sour for an hour the realization hit him that we were saying we should be in D2..He thought we were saying D3..Maybe it is better if Timmy doesn't drink..

I guess there was an accident of some sort on RT.1 so Hockeytown cancelled our game at 7:20...The Predators could of played, But refused to do so...What do you expect from a team Jeff played on....The BRD did play a little scrimmage VS. The Predators..I decided to coach..The game went a shootout, And I made the right choice by sending out Justin,John, And Paul...They gave us the best chance to win, But unfortunately that didn't work out...

Now on to Billy Patch...Patch told Timmy that we were going to cut him..Patch always has a way with words, And has no regard what should be said, And what shouldn't be said..Now Timmy was upset..I have joked on here many times about Timmy being cut..Now would I joke on the site if that was going to happen...The best way I can put it is on one of the last episodes of the Sopranos..They say when you get wacked you never see it coming..It just goes black...So rest easy Timmy...

Paul Castonguay was sour at Patch for not informing him that the game was cancelled..Well Patch was to busy drinking a beer to pick up the phone...Nick Johnson was also a little sour at the coach...(Notice the on going theme here)...Nick may well be steping away from the GM post...Jeff Moses was a very quick exit last night..Maybe seeing the Predators and realizing that he went from being the best player on that team..To getting canned from the BRD....Bad choice.....Scotty Rosato showed up late..The story is he was having his tuba shined, But after seeing him in that shootout..The tuba was definitely present...Gio scored..Gio....John Carey wasn't at all happy with the coach either, And was sour pickles..I am not sure I have ever seen John mad...I like what I saw...Justin Reyno was going to bring beer, But the traffic wouldn't allow it..My question is where was he going to buy beer on RT.1 South Target..Must of thought he was in Florida...Frankie McNulty is now on a self detox so I hear...Not sure what to make of that...I've heard a lot about drinking, But not many results yet...Tommy made a quick cameo on the floor for the BRD....The results were mixed, And are still being looked at...

Mikey Pasciuto was out due to work...Maybe the higher D1 gods let him know of the impending cancellation..You decide...Joey Johnson was out as well..He was playing in Dracut or some nonsense..Nick..Why did Joey text me and you to let us know he was out?...Just another dasy in the life Of Joey J.

I have been on this team since it was brought up to Hockeytown and I am pretty sure that I have never seen them slump like this..In their last 4 games they are 1-2-1..They have scored 14 goals, And allowed 14 goals..Is it because of their revamped tougher schedule, Or maybe they just aren't that good...Now the BRD is talented, But I think they have got fat on the Wednesday night teams, And has got into a style that will beat most teams on Wednesday, But when they play the better teams on the night..They play the same style, And have looked bad in the process..But more of a poignant point came last night...As I thought about it..I think it say's a lot of what the BRD was, And is right now...I was boarded by Jamie Burns..Yeah it was a cheapshot..It is expected of Jamie, But as I thought about it what isn't expected is the BRD players to stand there and do nothing..Now I'm not saying get the zamboni and run him over, But maybe a push...A shove..Something...Now I know Jamie is a first ballot Hockeytown hall of fame inductee..I guess that D1 list is the bible, And some don't want to touch one of their own..Now think about it..Interesting...

I need to start with Scotty Rosato...He began the game doing his best Rejean Lemelin impersonation, And once he was done with that he skipped over the horns, And went straight to being the conductor of the Boston Pops...With a last name like McPherson what are the odds Tim survives tonight...If Frank was drunk on a regular Tuesday night..What do you think the end result of this evening is for him..He also has the right last name...Frank by the way You are headed to being Patch's new man love..It's not a pretty thing..Just as Nick, And Paul...Speaking of Nick Johnson he was under the weather last night with an ear infection..Wow that sucks....Who's shitting who an ear infection what are you 6 months old...Jeff Moses made his well anticipated return..Well nobody really anticipated it, But he was there and feeling the heat of Tommy brought beer...Joey Johnson left early as he said he had people to meet..Who do you meet at 11 at night..A booty call, But we all know most booty call's don't play street hockey so that is out...And next is.....Well you all know..I'll go with the second choice...Paul Castonguay was quiet on the pass front this week, But after his 90 foot goal..He shot every time coming over the line each time moving 5 feet back....John Carey had quite a bit of insight for me last night..I wish I remembered,But I was into the booze, And took a page out of Patch's drunk book..Called Lori fat, And kicked the baby in the face, But I was drunk..Doesn't that count for something...Back to Carey he has quite the fantasy pedigree..Maybe he should be the new Mr.Roto...Mikey Pasciuto has quite the dislike for Josh..I can't see why..He wears no shirt,stinks to the high heavens,stutters,And may well be the most irritating person I have met..I say invite him to dinner Mike..I know secretly you do...Justin Reyno was out with a yeast infection...One word vagasil....What are the odds Patch went out tonight on one of his family's arm..Whatever the odds are I want it for a G...

Either way I hope you all had a good St.Patricks day..I never really celebrated it..To me drinking on March 17 is the same as drinking on May 14..No real reason..Just seems like a good idea...

Well as far as I have heard Jeff Moses suffered a stick to the grill Tuesday night...Now we all know how Jeff is so we must ask ourselves if we have seen the end of Jeff up hockeytown...He has been looking for a reason to retire for years....As we speak Section 8 has filed the necessary paperwork to release Jeff...Section 8 is a lot like the Cobra Kai...Blood shows weakness...So Jeff needs to go....Pain is not an option is it???No Justin..

Nick Johnson is a game time decision next week as he might have to DJ next week...Is it just me or is Nick the only DJ that spins in a place that nobody is allowed to dance..I guess there is only so much Betterman into Ball and Chain that one can hear...Joey Johnson continues his impressive season...Between us I think Joey keeps track of his first stars of the game...Ask him he'll tell you...Paul Castonguay continues to look for passes that he'll never receive..Paul it's time to give the whole pass thing a rest..I am a forward and you get more passes than me...Justin Reyno actually played a pretty good game..I mean he turned the ball over a few times, But I guess it is better than his 7-10 times he turns it over every week...Tim McPherson continues his nice run after coming back from a work trip/pimple on his ass...By the way what ever happened with that pimple..As I think about it it we gave Timmy quite a bit of shit..Maybe Dougie, And D'Amico is what held back Tim...Mikey Pasciuto has adjusted well to having his 32nd set of line mates this season..Is the red carpet in Mikey's future????Franky seems to be fitting in quite nicely...As far as I heard he would of stayed and had a few beers, But was hungover..Drunk on a Tuesday night....Interesting..I need to look into this...This has been a turbulent season for Patch..He has been under fire for numerous things this season..From benching players to the Ricky debacle...All I have to say is what ever you do don't rob a bank with Patch..You'll be dimed out within minutes...John Carey has accepted that most of the BRD play a perfect game each week with the exception of Him, Me, And Jeff...That's in no particular order...Scotty Rosato has been solid the last few weeks..Even with the sudden switch last night from the pink to the yellow ball mid game..It looked like a conspiracy to me..Did anyone but me see Scotty break out the saxaphone and bust out a quick Pink Panther theme song on the second goal?Ray Dow one week after cutting himself returned and played D..Ray played a nice game and put to rest any doubts that he is no longer the mayor..Either way a nice bounce back win after two pretty subpar efforts...Tommy brought beer...So now he has brought as many times as Jeff has...

As I was updating Ray Dow's info I realized that last night was his first penalty in a BRD uniform, And we question his mayoral status...

Well this is starting to seem like a weekly thing, But it is with a heavy heart that I once again have to apologize for my actions last night...I must admit temptation got the best of me, And after the second period I had no other choice..I was hungry so I ran over to Kowloons...Grabbed a pupu platter, And a quick scorpion bowl, And make it back to the rink..I made it back just in time to play the last 40 seconds of OT.....That is what happened isn't it?...Money well spent..

The BRD welcomed Frank Mcnulty Jr. to the BRD...Frank is a nice addition...Ray Dow not Nick Johnson brought Franky on board...Is it just me or did Ray just cut himself...As a result of this Dougie Croteau and the BRD has cut ties for the time being...The red carpet became a little less crowded...Mikey Pasciuto returned to the BRD after a week off, And got some faulty information about the missed net incident...He was told I could of tied the game up...I guess you can tie the game up with one minute gone in the second period...Nick Johnson showed little life all game until we were shorthanded..I guess that's his new specialty...Nick surprises me each time I step on the floor with him....Joey Johnson is currently looking for apartments with Tommy...Come to find out John Carey as well as all his freinds have a lot of time on their hands...John gave me quite the fantasy baseball rulebook...I like what I see Johnny...Not much to say on the Jeff Moses front this week..He got pulled off the floor more than me, And was right beside me eating a pork strip at Kowloons...Justin Reyno is 85% sure this will be the end of his storied career..The original Captain Mylec will be missed...Scotty Rosato is in jeopardy of being thrown out of the percussion section...The horns have been quiet..I did hear a quick toot from the clown horn on the back of his net last night....Paul Catonguay was a little later than me, And Jeff but he managed to make it to Kowloons to grab a quick Crab Rangoon...Tim McPherson has come back from his trip with avengance, And hands down has been our best forward the last two weeks...Patch continues to show why year in and year out is the front runner for coach of the year....When is it his turn to buy beer?

All kidding aside a very nice come from behind effort..Justin Here are your numbers...First period 45 Goals For, And 14 against...Second period..58 Goals For....9 Against...Third period...27 Goals For....18 Against...So this all tell's me Surprisingly good in the first...Dominate the second, And tail off in the third..My guess is the third period is because all the blowouts we have had...And I belive the First period is the same as well...The second is our best period I guess...

Well as it has been well documented by well just about everybody that came in contact with me since last night..I missed a crucial open net...When I usually miss an open net I know I missed it the minute it leaves my stick, But that one felt good off the stick..I am not sure what happened...I took a lot of shit for that..I suppose I was even blamed for us losing by some..With all the backlash from that missed net I thought I woke up, And was playing for section 8..I can only dream...I guess I'll also take the blame for my line being a minus 3...I didn't play good...I can admit it...Unlike some I make no excuses it was a big game and I didn't show up..That I apologize for, But if it makes anyone feel better I didn't lose any sleep over it...

During the week the BRD learned that the Redhawks had folded, And that prized D1 star Ricky would now finally be a Blueroom Devil...I mean we have all heard Ricky tell the story of how the Guy Gary from The Redhawks made him feel bad, And that it why he hasn't joined the BRD yet..So when this news broke we all assumed it was a slam dunk..Well we guessed wrong...Ricky went to an up and coming powerhouse Cool Runnings...My question is why didn't upper management throw any feelers Derick's way..Instead the BRD was left out of the mix...The G.M. ,And the coach has a very important off season to make something happen....Now that I think of it mine as well blame me for this as well...

Nick Johnson's days as G.M. may well be coming to an end...Nick has failed to make any deadline deals in the past seasons..I think he lost his love for the negotiating table...Joey Johnson sent me a sweet text this morning..I enjoyed waking up to that..It actually reminded me of last night, And like I said I lost no sleep over it...Rumor through town is that Justin Reyno will call it a career after this season..It looks like he went into early retirement this season...John Carey got a bad bounce on that 4th goal..I assume we can call you Bill Buckner from now on...Ray Dow is day to day with some new and ever growing list of injuries..Is anyone really surprised...Ray is the only 32 year old that my father is in better shape than...Tim McPherson made his return, And actually played very good..I was impressed with Timmy..Mike McPherson played, And was at times the BRD's best player...If only he was like Patch, And didn't work...Jeff Moses has officially become..Justin,Joey, Or Nick you pick...A baseball draft Tuesday night..I forgot that is Section 8 time...How dare I...I heard Patch had my back after the open net incident...Well I guess somebody had to..I assume he didn't want another karate chop...Paul Castonguay exited quickly after the game..Is it just me or for somebody that has a bad knee..Paul plays quite a bit of hockey...Scotty Rosato bought the beer..Had one sip, And then left..That's what I call a teammate...Mikey Pasciuto had to work, And was a no go..I'll tell you Mike I could of used you when all these superstars wanted to hang me like Sadaam Hussein after that missed net..You would of gave them the reality every D1 star needs...By the way John don't ever drop the beer again..That hurt me personally.

Over the past seasons I have had the enjoyment of playing the opposite wing of one of the great D1 stars that Hockeytown has seen in years..I have enjoyed this time, But last night was the highlight of my tenure with Nick Johnson...Nick set the bar for all D1 players to now match...He missed open nets...Missed one timers...Got broken up by the kid with one eye...And failed to register a goal against a team that only had 4 guys....To sum it all up Nick played well Like me...My question is how long does it take a D1 player to get over that type of performance???Maybe we should ask Ray..

Speaking of Ray...He showed up last night and actually played..That's a step in the right direction...Joey Johnson had to part ways with the cab service he has been offering over the last month, And seemed a bit teary eyed over that...Jeff Moses is off the hook for a bit as the Nick hour drew my attention that way..I must say Jeff has been around quite a bit lately...Justin Reyno scored his first goal in 13 seasons, And was a quick exit after the game..Was that Justin's swan song?? Paul Castonguay walked off the rink with me, And saw a young girl, And in mid sentence said see ya...I think it was his daughter..If it wasn't I assume Paul is in the clink as we speak.....Mikey Pasciuto was a unlikely quick exit...All were surprised by this..In Mikey's time on the BRD I have never seen him turn down a beer..Maybe he went to Justin's after party to celebrate Justin's goal..Scotty Rosato was also a quick exit..One can only assume that he thought I might take a swipe at him....It's with great regret to inform you that Patch has withdrew from his scheduled Karate tournament this weekend...

John Carey was a no go due to the fact that he was at the Bruins game..My guess is that he was sour over my non response to his invutation to play last Thursday...What can I say Rigamortis...Tim McPherson is due back after the bye week..That should be entertaining...Dougie Croteau is out indefinitely after tearing both Mcl's..Is that even humanly possible..He also torn his Lcl,Acl,Pcl,Meniscus, And got hemroids all on the same play...

Rumor is the BRD will hit up Hooters on the bye week...I know we all say this all the time, But I think we should go...Some summer league rumors...I hear from my sources(Ray Dow) that former BRD members are planning on putting a team in the Summer...Now this is only preliminary..Should be interesting if it happens...

Dougie Croteau made yet another brief cameo for the BRD before picking up 8 minutes in penalties, And being tossed out of the game for the second time in the last month...Frustrated Dougie retired from Hockeytown for the fourth time this season...Is it just me or when Dougie gets booted we catch fire right afterwards...Well it's tough to lose Dougie..It's been nice playing with him...That being said..See you next week Doug...

The Thursday night talk seems to picking up serious steam..It still has a few major obstacles to clear...Ricky claims if we go to Thursdays he will be sign on...But who can believe Ricky...Only time will tell if all the switching nights talk is just that talk...Well the source is Justin, And Patch..So you do the math...

Last week I mentioned on my post that Justin's rankings fails to give the BRD much credit, And Justin did mention the BRD on his write up this week...He ripped the BRD..Not quite what I had in mind..I guess beggars can't be chosers...I'll take what I can get...Maybe Justin added the BRD to his list of things he is livid about at Hockeytown..Patch let his little buddy Carey down...Now John warned Patch that one more beer could cost them their little snack, but Patch being the stiff he is failed to realize that, And The BK was closed...Look's like that relationship is strained..Like most of Patch's relationships are...Nick Johnson was a quick exit after the game....But during his post game interview let me know we were lucky he showed up....The D1 beat goes on....Jerry Alveti made his long awaited BRD debut...I bet he thought he was going to be on the site..Need to record a point first..I have strict rules...Or I am just lazy...Daryll played D,Forward,Goalie, And coached all in the same game...Joey Johnson is wondering when Ossipee is, And still has Josh Jr. in tow...One can only think that relationship will turn out bad...Scotty Rosato faced his nemesis the yellow ball, And somehow came out on top..There was no horns as Scotty played quite well, But in that first period i saw a quick glimpse of a kazoo....Paul Castonguay has become more involved in the offensive attack...The more passes Paul get's the safer we all are...

Mikey Pasciuto was a no go due to the fact that he had to work...Ask yourself Mike would a D1 player do that?...Jeff Moses was a no go also as due to he had a charity event at the Bruins game..Where he spoke about losing his balls some years ago, And warned people of the backlash that can create...By the way did anyone even notice Jeff wasn't there?

I must admit that Josh Jr. may need to find a hobby on Wednesday nights...I have met some humdingers in my day, but this kid takes the cake...Now I would never tell him that he needs to screw, But would anyone really care if that happened...Maybe we can give Patch 10 bucks to take him to the movies that way we kill two birds with one stone..

Dougie Croteau in all his dedicated D1 glory showed up to the game with a touch of the case that hindered Bobby Haas all those years, And managed 2 goals..Is it funny that these D1 superstars show up sick, Or drunk and produce, and I couldn't hit water if I fell out of a boat...Speaking of D1 did you happen to see all the D1 stars huddled near center ice saying a little prayer..My guess is they were praying that Nick Johnson is straight...Jeff Moses seems to be gaining momentum from his time with Section 8 as well as Justin, And failed to notice that Ricky was on the other team...Joey Johnson seems to be a little disturbed by everybody up hockeytown thinking Josh Jr. is his boy...I would actually be more concerned that you care what everybody up hockeytown thinks...Mikey Pasciuto seems to have a good grip on the whole hockeytown community..My question is if Mikey lands on the D1 list will he go the way of the rest of the D1 stars?..Autograph signings,Can only play VS certain opponents..Only speaks to other D1 stars only time will tell...Justin Reyno continues to hold a serious grudge against hockeytown...Life is to short let it go...John Carey, And Patch may well be dating...They come to the games together...Have a nice little candlelit snack on the way home every week..I'll tell you questions are being asked in which I don't know the answers to...Paul Castonguay had the video equipment out this week, And once Paul hits the editing room it should be interesting..It's always entertaining...Tim McPherson played his last game for about a month..I think Tim deserves the time off...The layoff shouldn't hurt him at all...Yeah Ok.....

Sorry for the late update...Ahhh The baby was crying...Whose shitting who I had the Rigamortis.

Well the BRD took the floor with no D1 players...So the question was how would the BRD mange to survive...Well Team Sega had no goalie so that helped, But you wouldn't of known that from the way we played...Either way a win is a win, And we are 15-0, And obviously a bunch of bitches..Well I have been called worse...

Where to start....Tim McPherson contemplated a no call no show, But knows his days are numbered so he showed up...Come to think of it was Tim actually there...Mikey Pasciuto showed up in full fireman gear..I assume he was shoveling out fire hydrants..I didn't ask I think I should of...By the way Mike can you get me a fireman jacket..I always wanted one of them....The reason I am not quite sure of...Joey Johnson became the team cab tonight and picked up Patch, and Carey...Does anyone but me wonder if Joey can ever say no...To boot he drove Josh Jr. home..Heart of gold....Scotty was livid tonight due to the BRD performance..Well he left the horns home and was playing a sweet baby grand piano so I guess you are entitled to get livid...I hope you guys get that one...Paul Castanguay showed up with what I assume was pajamas...I didn't want to leave the house, And had the bloomers on, but I did change....John Carey...according to Joey came out the house dressing the part of a D1 player..Sporting a sharp Puma warm up suit..Did he see Nick wearing it, Or does he think he is L.L. Cool J...Only time will tell...Jeff Moses admitted he has no balls, And this isn't me picking on him...That's his exact words..Jeff showed and Nick didn't...We might have a new mayor...Josh Jr. explained what his problems were, And Patch laughed..Is it just me or is Patch a bully...He has a severe problem with others peoples weight...I wish I had Patch's chiseled physique...I know I know..You were drunk....

Now to the no shows Nick Johnson was out plowing...Plowing what or who is the question.....Justin Reyno was busy updating his rankings..A snowy night..What better night to do it...Is it just me or is his rankings a toot the Section 8 horn...I wonder if Justin knows he plays for the BRD as well..I think we are 15-0...Bad night or not quite the accomplishment..Not elite, And haven't got sanctioned...A bunch of bitches I understand...Dougie Croteau was plowing the Fat Cactus parking lot, And far as I hear he is out for a few weeks...I am pretty confident he will be there next week...Ray Dow showed his dedication, And drove down from Middleton...Then promptly was Ray Dow, And refused to play once he found out they had no goalie...Does this surprise anyone?

Well through the years I have seen many weird and unusual things on New Years Eve, We had the great Patch debacle of 2003-2006...The infamous Bobby Haas incident....Hudson, And Jay actually being there,But this year I saw Joey J. walk through the door of my house..That's not the unusual part..The crazy thing was Joey holding the little guy for an extended period of time..It must of felt like old times when Joey would hold me, And put me to sleep...New Years Eve isn't what it once was at my house, But it was nice to see Joey J...Joey who is misunderstood at times, But is a very good player, And a good hearted guy no matter what Nick says about him...Mark it down once a season I say something nice, And there it is..Oh yeah and by the Way Joe Ossipee is June 10..

Well the BRD improved to 14-0...Yeah they play on a bad night, But 14 wins in a row is quite a feat..Even the best teams slip up..I think this is the BRD's best start to a season...Maybe we will win a playoff game this time...Nick Johnson was just about fondled by Josh Jr...Who offered to polish his knob..Then actually made an attempt to..Nick met that with great resistance maybe we are all wrong...Justin Reyno showed up with quite a bit facial hair this week..I know I drink a lot but I could of swore his was clean shaved last week..What is he a chia pet...Paul Castonguay week in and week out seems closer and closer to taking a swipe at Josh Jr...I don't even think a pass, Or a discounted rate on gas could stop the inevitable...John Carey was back, And so was the Bucdouble run...Is it just me or does John have connections in every circle of the cell phone market....Mikey Pasciuto was back as well, And as always added some colorful banter, And advised me the Stevie B show went well....Scotty Rosato fresh off his flight from New York and had the tuba out real quick on that second goal...Patch still recovering from New Years Eve was quite subdued,But I did see him and Josh Jr. exchange numbers and Facebook comments..After all isn't that what's it's all about...Tim McPherson showed why he is on thin ice as he brought a Trader Joe's bag full of beer..What self respecting drunk raids their own fridge to bring beer to the game..Very disappointed in Tim....I have beer under my bed you don't see me bringing it to the game...Ray Dow has returned for the last two games, And has played quite well..The best part of having Ray on the team is that I am not the slowest guy on the team anymore...Now onto Jeff Moses..I have been rough on Jeff the last month, And I vowed to be nice to him..But was it just me or his Section 8 status has him playing like Justin..Imagine playing Wednesday hoping to impress so you don't get canned on Tuesdays..It looks like we have a new candidate for mayor...

Dougie Croteau was serving his one game suspension for well calling Pete fat..Wow I thought D1 players were exempt from being suspended...I thought that was part of the making the list...I guess I'll just ask Denny...

As we all know this is Scotty"Dick Clark"Rosato's time of the year..As luck would have we played the same team we played last year with the infamous yellow ball incident...Scotty played well, But at times I did see traces of confetti, And blow horns, And he began counting down the new year ala Dick Clark style 9,8,6 and so on..Scotty avoided the horn section for this week, But sit tight I am sure the clarinet will be out at some point...And by the way can you believe Josh Jr. is Scotty's friend...

Dougie Croteau made a cameo just long enough to give me my stick finally..Having a young phenom D1 talent such as Dougie pick out your stick can only lead to good things...After he got booted by chubby Pete after 2 shifts Dougie headed over to Hooters to begin his job as a buffalo wing prep cook...He will try to work his way up the ladder...Nick Johnson had a touch of the flu...I ask myself week in and week out how does a D1 workhorse like Nick continue to play at such a high level through illness...The booze, or whatever story he comes up with when he misses the net 14 times on the first shift...Joey Johnson somehow picked up 4 assists..Either Patch was being nice or the ball slipped off Joey's stick as he tried to split the D when it is 3 on 2...Justin Reyno took the time to notice my haircut..It's the little things that count...I think Justin figured if he noticed the haircut the Wideman comments would stop..We'll see about that...Ray Dow after being let loose by Lepera Bros..I am still baffled by that..Made his return to the BRD as a fill in..Is it just me or is Ray a mini Brett Favre...Jeff Moses as I hear it has been playing for Section 8..With all the sanctions with Hockeytown..Justin has to dip deep into the talent pool..Who knew he would dip into a sludge filled pool to find Jeff..Times must be tough in D1 land...Patch can't figure out the beer situation when we have a full team we have to share one beer when we have 7 guys he rolls in a keg..Well we all know Patch in a bit mentally challenged..As is evident in so many things he does...Paul Castonguay was not at all happy with Josh Jr..And made that apparent...Think about it Paul he might actually pass to you...

The BRD were missing a few players...Mikey Pasciuto was out with what I believe was setting up for the Stevie B concert that was in boston last night...He had to make sure the VIP booth was set up for Tink,Nick, And Del...Tim McPherson had his brothers birthday to deal with...Isn't he like 28...Who celebrates that birthday besides broads...I think Tim needs to come to grips with fact that he is an alcoholic, And people like Tim and myself don't need a reason to drink...John Carey couldn't make it due to work..Is it just me or is John the only manager that works all the prime days..What is he managing the shit house...

Either way Happy New Year to all the BRD..Sorry for the late update the booze may of been a contributing factor...

On March 9 the BRD will be playing up and coming powerhouse the Prequel, And decided to shake things up a bit for that game..The move was needed...Dougie Croteau will start between the pipes..With Mike Roberto serving as the back up...The first line will be Paul Castonguay,Scotty Rosato, And The return of Billy Patch...Nick Johnson, And Tim McPherson will be on D...The second line will be Ray Dow,Justin Reyno, And Jeff Moses..With Joey Johnson, And Mikey Pasciuto on D..John Carey will be behind the bench wearing a suit, And will attempt to grow the hair long so he can slick it back...I am not sure what will be funnier me as the back up goalie with the towel around the neck, Or Patch attempting to run..

As far as I hear nick Johnson has quite the following around the Hockeytown circuit, And a fan club has been formed..Josh Sr. is the president, And Josh Jr., And T.J. are part of the booster club...Nick also has his picture up on the wall at Kowloons..Life as a D1 star..Drinks the booze and still scores 4 goals..What talent..

The BRD Christmas wish list..
Paul Castonguay:This one is easy...A pass
John Carey:A gift certificate to Burger King
Jeff Moses:A set of balls his wife can't take..Ok Jeff that's the last Balls joke.
Justin Reyno:A Section 8 championship, And the BRD to move to Thursdays...Do you think either thing would make him happy...Probally not.
Patch:To find out why the Bud he drinks is laced with Jack Daniels..
Scotty Rosato:A yellow ball, And a new Bugle..
Joey Johnson:To be D1, And to sign a lucrative deal with the Pro street hockey league in Europe.
Nick Johnson:To quiet the rumors of his alleged love affair with Ricky.
Dougie Croteau:To make night manager at Fat Cactus, And have year round hockey in Leominster..
Tim McPherson:The desire to drink the booze after the games..
Mikey Pasciuto:A Josh free week up Hockeytown...And an endless supply of Redbull And Vodka.
Ray Dow:Not to get cut from the worst team up there.
Mike Roberto:The stick Dougie is going to give me.

Either way Merry Christmas to all even Joey..

As we all walked into Hockeytown we were taken back by the no show of one Billy Patch..We were all concerned..What were we to do without Patch..We wondered did he have the sniffles like Cindy Brady...Was it his turn to buy beer...Was he relieved of his coaching duties,Or was it that display he put on Saturday night..Throwing up, Falling out of my car,Losing his shoe, And that's to name a few..Nick said it best he is a lightweight..Well in the drinking department that is..Have you seen that gut...Dougie Croteau was also a no show..I guess his sister turned 21..A valid excuse..The problem I have with is he owes me a stick, And we all know he ended up at Fat Cactus at some point..

Mikey Pasciuto has no memory of anything after his first of many wooo's on Saturday night that is to bad there was some good things to see...Paul Castonguay was quiet after the game...The Christmas season, And gas prices on the rise will do that to a person...Justin Reyno is livid again..Most people will say that is not good..Me personaly enjoy A livid Justin much more...Jeff Moses internal clock has been repaired, And his balls are safely in his wife's top drawer once again...Scotty Rosato played a nice game for once..His ball handling skills still leave alot to be desired, But we can't have everything...John Carey seemed a bit lost without Patch...I do believe John shed a tear at one point...Who's shitting who...Nobody missed Patch...Joey Johnson bought beer..I am baffled by this..I actually think Joey was baffled by that too...He seemed lost without Josh Jr....Nick Johnson showed why he is not only the mayor of Hockeytown, But might be the mayor of Hurricane O'Reilly's as well..He wasn't pleased with the garage I chose or my driving skills, But then again is he ever pleased with me..I guess it's the life of a Pro Street Hockey player....Tim McPherson continues to be less than impressive on and off the floor..1 beer..Patch probally had more than that at his house, And he according to him was on his death bed..Look out Tim..Step it up in both departments or end up like the Duke..Maybe you can raise cattle instead of turkeys...Daryll Benson picked up 3 penalties in a 4 minute span, And aspires to be Mike D'Amico..Speaking of Mike D'Amico....After the game Mike D'Amico almost got slapped in his mouth..He knows what I am talking about.....I must say what a pickup Mike McPherson was...What did we get 2 shifts out him...

This Saturday a few BRD members will be attending the Bruins game with coach Patch..Myself,Mikey Pasciuto, And Nick Johnson will be present at the game, And were charged a rate for the charity event, But were overcharged..Upon questiong him about the situation Patch being always clever with his words admitted he was going to keep the differance of the three players jersey sales...I ask you is this the type of man or teenage girl we want running the day to day operations of the BRD..I think it is time for a change..Josh Jr. is starting to look better and better everyday..Does anyone, But me wonder what it would be like to be Patch for one day..Not a worry in the world..Just like my son..Of course my son is 3 weeks old..Well come to think of it so is Patch in mind only..

Nick Johnson plans on taking us on the town after the Bruins game, And something tells me this will involve some place where half of Hockeytown goes..We all know D 1 Nick needs to keep up on appearances...Who am i kidding we'll probally end up at the Ramrod...Mikey Pasciuto plans on showing us after the game what happens to him on Tuesday nights at the 621...Jeff Moses imaginary clock seems to be off an hour or two..Maybe Jeff took a piss and looked down and saw he still had balls...Justin Reyno appeared to have a hangover from the Section 8 loss Tuesday night..One has to wonder if this will linger all season...John Carey is either a Red Hot Chilipepper fan or was homeless at one time as he is fascinated with being under bridges...Scotty Rosato plays the ball as good as any goalie I have seen..I mean he passes it to the other team with crisp accuracy..He is multi talented..Do you know how hard it is to hold a clarinet in one hand and play the ball with the other...Dougie Croteau had quite the game for himself..He was fashionably late..I would expect that from a Leominster kid not a stand up guy from Fitchburg like Dougie..I did hear he put in an application at Kowloons...Tim McPherson and myself had a long talk, And I came out of it with I think Tim is to far gone for me to save...Joey Johnson got wacked off the back of the head with the ball, And I think it knocked some sense into him as he actually knew what 2+2 was afterwards...Paul Castonguay may meet us out after the Bruins game..I will do my best to pass to you Paul, And make sure the tank is full before you set out that night..Mike Mcpherson as I hear it is in love not with who I thought, But a woman I guess not Jack Daniels as I anticipated...

Well as has been well documented many times on this site Patch is once again under fire..Yeah we have talked about this many times, But it was just idle talk...The BRD had nobody to fill his spot, But lately this one certain candidate has stepped up and has the BRD thinking of the future..His name is wow I have no idea what his name is, But for our purposes we will call him Josh Jr....He has a higher IQ then Patch..Got a ride from Joey..Smokes some sweet $2.00 a pack cigarettes, And as a smoker that is no simple task these days..Likes the Miville, And is better looking than Patch..A change could be in store...

After the game Jeff bought the beer..Seems to be an ongoing trend...When is it Patch's turn?...Speaking of Jeff how come I had a baby 2 weeks ago yet we have played cards both weeks, And you had a baby 7 years ago, And still are a non factor...Nick Johnson said he played a bad game..I wish I could have a 2 goal bad game, But then again I am not D1...Joey Johnson drove home Josh Jr., And as I write this is digging a ditch in the woods off I95....Justin Reyno put the Wideman comments I made behind him and held a conversation with me..I was starting to get concerned..Dougie Croteau has quit the Fat Cactus due to a disagreement with management so to speak...I still say the Fat Cactus night in the lot could be #2 on my list for 2010 outside of Duke throwing up on my coffee table on the 4th...John Carey returned and showed why I don't think anyone really missed him last week...Paul Castonguay let his teenage daughter roam free on the Hockeytown premises alone surrounded by all that testosterone, And then realized it and left abruptly...Patch denied Josh Jr. a beer and would not allow him on the bench..Patch is a stiff, And a sump..Even though the beer thing worked out in my favor he still has no class..I mean come on we all know Josh Jr. is Patch's friend right Dougie..Scotty Rosato should of had the horns out maybe he would of made a few more saves..

Tim McPherson had successful surgery on a zit on his thigh...I have growths all over my body that go unattended to I hate to say it Tim and the Dino might be soft...Rumor is Mikey Pasciuto And Josh Sr. were apartment hunting tonight...Mike McPherson worked tonight, And I could of swore he told me 2 weeks ago that the Celtics don't play at home on Wednesdays..Ok...

Well I have been playing so so as of late..I mean I have built in excuses..Is it the new baby..Well If I did anything regarding the baby that could be an excuse..Is it the stick..Yeah that's it...No I am just bad...Start up the truck Haas...

As we all know Dukie plans for this day a year in advance like the Macys Day Parade..So if I had to take a guess he is naked in his bed with his Iphone in one hand,And the neck of a turkey he just slaughtered in the other hand..What a perfect day for Dukie.

Now onto the stiffs who didn't make the game last night..Tim McPherson had what I heard a zit on his thigh, And was advised by his Dr. not to play..Nah had nothing to do with the fact that it was the day before Thanksgiving...Justin Reyno had his wifes birthday to deal with..Is it just me or has Justin's wife has had 4 birthdays, And he has only been on the team 8 months..Dougie Croteau had to work the door at Fat Cactus...John Carey hosted a pie eating contest at his house, And couldn't make it..He figured a boxing match on the 4th why not a pie eating contest on Thanksgiving eve..Mike McPherson had to work or drink a case..Either way it's both work in some aspect...

Nick Johnson seemed a tad bit lost without his DJ gig at Kitty's...Did Nick ever think they didn't lose their entertainment license, But moved on from the DJ unique experiment..Come on Unique...Mikey Pasciuto was in a video game last night according to him...Maybe he was into the sauce before he got to the game...Joey Johnson showed up, And actually remembered he played for the BRD..Problem is he forgot he had 2 wingers on his line...Paul Castonguay was a constant factor in the offense..I am still waiting for a pass from Paul on that play when I was wide open..Then again do i ever get a pass..Disregard that one timer...Scotty Rosato had no chance to break out the horns..With the weather turning I thought it was yellow ball time..Patch went out about town last night like he was 21 again, And gave me the play by play of his every move..Funny how when he swindled Lori into giving him a haircut for free I got no play by play..

Rumor is instead of staying out in the cold the BRD will head to 621 on a few occasions...Either way Happy Thanksgiving to all even Joey.

Well Mr. D1, And the BRD G.M. Nick Johnson made a vital error, And made Dougie Croteau a healthy scratch...Such a move is grounds for termination, And the BRD is looking into this matter..Don't get me wrong if Dougie played the BRD would of won 22-2, but Dougie took the demotion in stride and handled the assistant coaching duties just fine..In fact he noticed the lack of passes I was receiving, And let Nick, And Joey know his displeasure with the situation...Then he grabbed a stick and did his best Josh impression..

Joey Johnson showed up to the game, And informed me that last week he forgot he played for the BRD...Now if this was a normal person I would say yeah ok, But it is Joey so I believe it....Patch went from being in the delivery room with me to taking the pictures to coming down with a mystery illness tonight, And staying home to monitor Josh's facebook status...Mikey Pasciuto tried to recall the infamous punch to the mouth he gave me, but came up empty..Come to think of it the game in question might be the last time I scored a goal...Wow do I stink..Paul Castonguay brought his son to the game in an attempt to show me what raising a boy is like..Paul got his point across, And as we speak my son is in front of the Malden Fire station...So I hear Captain Mylec wasn't happy with my Wideman statement..I won't even defend myself since everybody should know I am kidding..I didn't take my son's birth serious why would I take this site serious...Think about it Justin where did I hear this Wideman stuff from?John Carey is all about Burger King, And will miss next weeks game..I think I heard he was going to Reardons...Nick Johnson the last two weeks has stepped up his game and drank some booze..He only had three beers but that is 2 more than usual..We have to start somewhere...Scotty Rosato has kept the horn section at bay as of late, But just wait the yellow ball is around the corner...Jeff Moses who in recent weeks was my mentor..Once again heard the internal clock..Sorry I missed that alarm..Oh by the way the card game is on Saturday...Tim McPherson week in and week out continues to let me down..Not during the game, but after with the booze...Speaking of booze Mike McPherson was a no go..Could it be we have a new Leon Powe?...Did anybody but me see the old Ray Dow back last night..I should of taken a video cuz The old Ray is like a leap year...You get it every 4 years for no apparent reason...Ok I did forget that Josh like kid last week...How to describe this kid Josh with intelligence..

Ok I am gonna start the BRD hall of fame..Why you ask?I have a kid what else should I do..Now vote honestly(Patch)If I see anyone results inflated you are out(Patch)...Once there is a winner I will write a little paragraph about them..First ballot nominees are Billy Patch:One of the purest goal scorers I saw for his time..Mark Tritto:Would hustle all game, And made the most of his chances..A team player....John Kinnally:Hard nosed Defenseman some would say a Kenny Linseman type...Steve Iacavello:The only thing that stopped this defenseman from being one of the best ever was his temper...

As usual I'll begin with the no show of Joey Johnson...One might wonder what happened to the prefessional street hockey played known as Joey Johnson...Some might say he was sleeping..Well that's what he will say...Or he needed a break after that tournament this weekend...My guess is he thought we had a bye...Nobody will accuse Joey of being Einstein, But with Patch texting people every 7 minutes on Tuesday to tell them what time the game is...One would say..Well I would say Joey is a stiff even more so than Nick...Dougie Croteau was also a no go..I heard he had to work...I believe working at Dick's was not a factor, but he has a new job as a bar back at the Fat Cactus,Or maybe he was hanging out in Fitchburg...

Mikey Pasciuto took a wicked shot to the cheeck, And seemed a bit hurt..Maybe now he knows how I felt when he lined me up with a short right 12 years ago..Justin Reyno had a few Wideman moments, but at this point we are well aware how Wideman/Reyno works...Paul Castonguay once again tried to choke out Patch I have a feeling their relationship is broken beyond repair imagine just a few short years ago Paul was Patch's man love interest...Jeff Moses is just about ready to become my mentor as my baby approaches..I thank the lord for Jeff's guidance through this time...John Carey came down with a mystery illness..Is it just me or every time we have a big game Carey comes down with malaria,swine flu, Or the Bird flu....Patch told me grab a 30 rack last night cuz most people were off today, come to find out he meant only he was off....The brothers McPherson, Not to be confused with the brothers Johnson were quick exits, And the lack of booze consumption by the two which I have heard so much about is starting to worry me...

Well I most likely will not be there next week due to the birth of my son...As far as I hear I might never play again...Drink beer,watch the Pat's..Or basically do anything ever again..I am glad everybody knows how my life will be..When I don't even know..Oh well good luck next week you bunch of stiffs...

Was that Ray Nickerson?

As I drove up RT. 1 on my way up to Hockeytown I had a tint of the rigamortis, But I knew within minutes of me arriving at Hockeytown Justin Reyno would be there to greet me and snap me out of it, But when I walked on the floor Justin was mysteriously missing...I wondered what had happened..Did Section 8 get banned again..Was he out to dinner with Josh...Did that long rankings post he made take everything out of him...My question was how would the BRD manage...But then the news came to me it was much worse than I thought..Justin was suffering from a grade 2 hangnail...I bet you didn't know hangnails had grades to them..This is the very same injury Mike D'Amico had that forced him to Team Last Place..Look's like McFaddens pub is in Justin's future...

After the game Jeff Moses informed me that he would be by this weekend...He must of taken the tampon out...Hey believe me I hear those periods could be a bitch..Dougie Croteau who is in and out of retirement with the BRD...I guess will be the Joker for Halloween that's one costume in which all he has to do is walk in the place..No Makeup..No purple suit just Dougie...Mikey Pasciuto continues to wonder how a D1 superstar like Nick Johnson seems to be so humble, And yet somehow Mikey manages to keep pace with Nick as far as the points race goes...Paul Castonguay defected off the Degenerates for his old squad Fighting Irish..My guess Paul was tired of being the only one on the team not high...If I recall didn't Paul say they were a good team because they passed to him..I guess there is more to Paul than just looking for passes...Nick Johnson recorded a career high 5 assists in the game..I have no idea if it is a career high, But watching Nick play it has to be...I wonder what great Halloween costume he will muster up this year...Tough to beat the bishop from last year...I think Patch has a sharp Hippy costume he can let you borrow...John Carey and Patch seem to be at odds...John is mad at Patch picking him up 7 minutes early every week..I would be more mad at leaving at 6:30 for a 9:00 game, And even more concerned with the certainty that Patch will try to grab his Salami one night on the way home...Tim McPherson scored his 60th goal with the BRD..A nice accomplishment to bad it took him 5 years to reach it...Mike McPherson jumped on board the BRD, And played very good, But what concerns me is that he didn't grab a beer after the game....I am more concerned about this than my baby that is due in just under 2 weeks....Patch is interested on putting up his video of the week on the site..This sugesstion was met with much resistance...All it take's Billy is a little paragraph on how Bea Arthur affected your life...Scotty didn't have much action during the game, But far as I hear before the game there was quite a bit of action..Was the horn section there, Or maybe a trombone..Preferably of the rusty variety..

Joey Johnson yelled at me for not playing Monday, And then preceded to not play last night..Now I know Joey is looking to make a run at Mayor, But how could you crush Patch like this...Everybody knows it's personal to Patch...Ray Dow didn't want to fill in due to Air mattress situations..I did read what he wrote about Nick On the guestbook...Funny it sounds like somebody I know...Mike D'Amico couldn't suit up VS the BRD due to a spur of the moment New York trip...We plan Ossipee 6 months in advance in a matter of 20 minutes he is off to New York....Nick is Patch drunk the worst experiance of your life..Well welcome to my world...The BRD is on a bye next weeks maybe a Hooters trip???

Now nobody is gonna accuse me of being the fleetest of foot, But I could not find an opening against the Predators..Were they that good on D or am I that bad I go for the latter...Either way Dougie returned from his one week retirement...It seems like Dougie will play and go to Fat Cactus on a every other week cycle...Nick Johnson is back in the GM booth and has some interesting things lined up....Jeff Moses bought the beer, And in turn had Nick buy him a stick, And yet showed up with 2 sticks....Scotty Rosato was an early exit..My guess is that the facebook community has beat him down already...Joey Johnson had to cancel his hockey clinic for this evening as his chief instructor Captain Mylec was tied up, And unavailable..Speaking of Mylec Justin Reyno has reignited the rankings site, And word is he will include Patch's name in next weeks rankings..As I say Patch's name I wonder what is in store for Patch once he has a baby brother...The only child syndrome will be a factor..John Carey saw Mars or a plane...My suggestion is lay off the weed John...Then again driving with Patch every week I would do heroin...As far as I hear I hear Mikey Pasciuto was in trouble Tuesday night again..I need to investigate this, And may stop by the 621 to witness the shenanigans first hand....Ray Dow played for the BRD, And saw his hopes of playing goalie for Lepera Bros dashed as Vincent Riendeau stepped in and performed solidly..Paul Castonguay is planning a defection...Can anybody blame him?

Tim McPherson was out with the shit nickles...What a stiiff...What ever became of Dino...J.R...Steve, And Del for that matter.

Well after the game Joey Johnson unveiled that he has opened a hockey clinic, And it was just my luck that I received the first one on one lesson...Well all I can say was it was interesting..I took most of what Joey said in...Who's shitting who I have no idea what he said..After me he moved onto Justin Reyno, And we all know how that probally went..Hockeytown sucks..Section 8, And bet Baltimore this weekend..

After the game Tim McPherson was not in the best of moods due to some personal matters..To tell you the truth he told me what was wrong, but I must not of been listening or I was drunk...One or the other...Mikey Pasciuto had a rough Tuesday night...My question is what happens on Tuesday nights that seem to always make Mikey throw up..Is it the booze...Kevin McNultys stories, or Josh with no shirt on?Patch was once again a lightweight..Nobody knows what his story has been the last few months..My guess is he had to run home to charge his phone so he could look at his laptop, And use his phone as his source of the internet..You know the internet is new to him..John Carey netted the game winner, And far as I see eats quite a bit for a skinny guy..Must be the dope..Nick Johnson is slowly starting to reclaim his stiff status...It amazes me Nick is a stiff, But always manages to score two goals a game..The mean streak is still intact..I would be scared of a 5'10" 160 pound guy if I was the rest of Hockeytown...Scotty Rosato did not have the horns out, And quite honestly that upsets me...I like seeing Scotty on suicide watch when we lose a big game..Jeff Moses still has this internal clock he speaks of, And is a quick exit weekly..What a bitch...Paul Castonguay believes two nights a week is turning me into Nick...Please I could never be that good...Ray Dow filled in for the BRD and borrowed an air mattress off me..I asume that and Gone Baby Gone will be returned at the same time...

Rumor is Mike D'Amico will have a softball game,be retired,have torn rib cartilage..need a cyle or whatever excuse he can come up with when he faces off VS the BRD in two weeks...

Well the must anticipated return of Tim McPherson became a reality as Timmy rejoined the BRD...I must say did anyone actually anticipate his return..I think it is safe to say we all expected an overweight Elton John, And I don't mean Benny and Jets Elton..I mean I'm still standing Elton John, But what we got was a quick and pretty solid Tim..I mean he couldn't finish, But then again he couldn't finish before he got hurt..Is it a coincidence that the Eggplants are back and so is Tim...Dougie was on a weekend pass, And figured he would join the BRD before he was shipped out to Fort Bragg for basic training...The BRD only had 9 guys tonight, And sure could of used a 10th..Like maybe a fill in..Is Mike D'Amico available?

John Carey bought the booze tonight, And played a solid game tonight..John is most solid when he is confident, And aggressive..Disregard his 5 iron chip from the rough...Paul Castonguay left quickly after the game, And that is understandable due to the fact that he has 3 kids...I think I will do that when I have one?Nick Johnson has requested a trade ala Randy Moss..The Pat's got a 3rd round pick for Randy..What will the BRD get for a D1 superstar like Nick..My guess is the sky is the limit....Justin Reyno made a 10:00 game for once...The Section 8 return has rejuvenated Jusin..Some might say Justin is better this way..I personally like the livid Justin...Ban Section 8...Mikey Pasciuto returned to form and got back into the booze..I am not sure what happened last week...I still blame Josh...Patch is a stiff what else to say really..He runs the team..Isn't as good as the the Fighting Irish guy or the Lost Boys guy, But every team needs a punchline and Patch is ours...Jeff Moses is well a stiff..his status on the BRD isn't day to day it's period to period....Scotty Rosato had a nice game I had a feeling he would..If you watch Scotty when he is good in warm ups..It's Dick Clark time..When he is bad in warm ups it's Ryan Miller...Did Scotty make a save in warm ups tonight?....

Joey Johnson was a no go tonight due to the fact he drove through the drive through at Dunkin Donuts and the girl at the window said thank you and smiled and Joey is in love...Either way a good win...Rumor is a BBQ might break out next week we'll discuss this during the week...

Well I am sure you all knew what I was going to begin with...Was anyone besides me baffled at the site of Mike D'Amico playing for Team Last Place..I guess he is a fill in...Well last I checked we only had 8 guys tonight..I think we could of used a guy, But that wasn't the case...It wouldn't bother me so much if that conversation I had with Mike after we lost in the playoffs..I am sure he remembers it...So to see him up there playing not for us amazed me...But then again should it?...I know this is street hockey, But I consider you guys my friends as well..Even Joey....We all ripped up Chucky, but my question is Mike Any better...I tell there is something new every day that always amazes me..Is there no loyalty?

Ok anyway after the game the BRD had a nice win, And drank some booze Mikey Pasciuto only had a few beers..Is he on the wagon?..Is Section 8 back to much on him...Seeing Josh fully clothed for once such A relief that he had to soak it in..Only time will tell...Justin Reyno to my surprise is a pro football handicapper...My question is...Is there anything Justin can't do?...Joey Johnson avoided the dreaded D1 list, And as far as I hear he made a deal with the devil to get it done...Nick Johnson as the GM of the BRD didn't produce any new players, But has a few things in the works..I trust Nick.....And quite honestly I am a bit intimidated by his recent mean streak...Scotty righted his playoff woes, And was quite solid all night...I don't know about you I will take a game 1 win over a playoff win any day..Paul Castonguay was a quick exit...My guess is he had to set up the board for the Poch and Pal invitational...John Carey was once again yelling about Buc doubles, And in the end had to settle for Wendy's....Driving home with Patch food should be the least of your worries...Patch has lost a step..I know I say this quite often, But this kid is here for my entertainment, And when he doesn't supply that..He is useless...Jeff Moses is gay..I think we decided that Saturday nght...What self respecting man goes to a baby shower???

Well the winter season has began...At least we are inside in the cold months...Dougie Croteau emailed me from Iraq...All is well and he hopes to rejoin the BRD sometime after the New Year...Tim McPherson will return to the BRD next week, And I can not sign of on this until I see a picture of what I assume will be a bloated Elvis looking Tim..

After the BRD's quarterfinals loss..Mike D'Amico called it a career, And this time I think it is for good...All I can say about Mike is..It was definitely entertaining playing with him, And quite the last game for him 2 goals 1 assist...3 penalties, And a wraparound goal...Typical Mike...Dougie is going on Military leave and will be away from the BRD until December..I mean Elvis did it..Ted Williams did it...Both in their prime why not Dougie Croteau...Well Dougie I must say there wasn't many dull moments with you either..From Fat Cactus ..To his 2 day long story..

Sorry for the late update I was in the trainers room getting some treatment on my thigh so I could be ready to go for the Crew Monday...I must say if the game was today I would of not been able to play...And Nick I am not lying it does hurt...As I think about it that was just a dirty play..Probably the dirtiest play I have been a part of, But in all actuality I didn't update the site until now because I was sour, And didn't want to relive that debacle of last night...As I watched Gas House Gorillas take down the 2 seed...It came to me..Is Gas House better than the BRD probably not, Are they better than Lost Boys..No, but they played with heart,Fire, And urgency something the BRD has never quite been able to do in the playoffs...You can beat anyone if you have the will, And sometimes the BRD lacks that..Like Ray Dow said it was the worst he has ever seen us play...

Well after the game most members hung out...Some had another game or two, And the rest of us are just losers...Not much to say about Joey Johnson as he played 3 games, And was the Ref for the other game...Nick Johnson wasn't happy with the display we put on, And is in his GM/DJ booth as I write this devising a plan...Jeff Moses was not at all happy with the cheap shot, And let that pudgy punk know it...Jeff aren't you supposed to talk to me soon like my father would...Paul bought the booze...My question is did he sacrifice the purchase of Halo Reach to buy the booze...Paul I think it's time for you to dissect the team on the guestbook again...Justin Reyno covered every aspect last night from Hockeytown to billion dollar houses, And how the Jets were going to beat the Patriots..I thought Dougie was gonna make a run at him...Mikey Pasciuto also had two games, And performed well in both...Not much to say about Mikey he got cornered by Kevin, And Ray...We all know what happens then...Patch yelled..Fought with Nick...Who do you think would win that fight?...And got our Wednesday trophy..Wow that timing was good huh...What a stiff that kid is...John Carey yelled about Buc doubles(Is that even the name of them?)...And has a job...Not sure what to make of that yet....Rumor is Tim McPherson is eyeing a return next season...That should be a ton of laughs..Also Steve has no return date yet...J.R. sorry for yelling at you after I got hurt last night...You were the first person I saw...You probably deserved it anyway...I saved the best for last..Dick Clark...Scotty played like Blaine Lacher, And played the part well..Scotty had out the kazoo early..Moved on to the ukulele, And finished strong with the xylophone..No all kidding aside Scotty was the backbone all season...How can we expect to win only scoring four goals..Oh wait we should win scoring four goals...

All in all a disappointing end to a very good season...At least i have the shot to win a D3 title..Which makes sense since I am a D3 player.

Well the BRD are the top seed in the playoffs which will begin September 16, And they seemed ready to make a solid run at this thing...They need to perform in every aspect of the game to win the whole thing, And most of all need to calm down from Patch down to me.....But I must say that was one the great moments in BRD history...As I thought about it it showed great heart and great passion by the BRD...Disregard the Tobin Bridge incident...Well that game will be a distant memory as the real season begins...Great win guys..

Now on to Ossipee it was a small turnout but a good time none the less...Some key moments Patch getting stabbed with a rock, And being renamed Cookie Puss...Hudson finding out that eating every 20 minutes is a good thing...Jay Gambling on everything....Duke and me tipping over on a canoe, And Dukie being half the drunk he use to be...Joey Johnson wacking beers back on the lake with Mike Roberto, Patch, And Dukie, And then him and me tearing every ligament we had..It is a miracle I played last night...Joey is the muck a person?

After the game the BRD talked about the fact that they are ready to make a run....And as usual drank the booze...Justin was fired up over the victory, And more fired up of my play at the end of the second period...He wasn't as livid as usual..I must admit I like when he is livid...Dougie Croteau told the Fat Cactus story, And it didn't turn out the way I had hoped, And I wasn't even involved..Nick Johnson claims it is my fault that Dougie has went down the wrong road....My theory is Nick is a stiff, And he should of went with Dougie, And the throw up..The cops, And all the rest that went along with that story could of been avoided...Mikey Pasciuto continues to be a great addition to the team...On the floor, And with the booze...I thought I was quick on my feet, But that kid is a funny kid...Jeff Moses's deal with the Maine real estate fell through, And is staying in Massachusetts...The status with the BRD is not so secure...John Carey is a factor during the game as well as in the booze...He as well as my days are numbered...Mine as well enjoy our short time left....Paul Castonguay scored two goals...The last time he did that I believe was his first game with The BRD then got sent to D...What's next for Paul? Mike D'Amico almost retired mid game, But I managed to talk him out of it...I figure it's been awhile since he retired it was about time...Could of did without it being in the third period of the biggest game all season for the BRD...But that's Mike....Scotty damn near had the banjo out last night...He did resemble Kermit the Frog a bit if you ask me...

All in all huge game in 2 weeks...Let's make a run at this thing...No excuses no complaints just lets go out and win it all...Does anyone know if Tim is Alive?

Well I must be honest, But this Wednesday night was quite uneventful we drank the booze, And ran out early..I wasn't happy with that, But a 7:00 game I am at Patch's mercy.....So that is usually a 40 oz of St.Ides.....1.99....

Nick Johnson, And Mike Roberto has decided that if the BRD win it all...The BRD will call it a day..Patch doesn't agree with this, But let's be honest Patch hasn't had any say since he put the team in....Mikey Pasciuto has been strong all season...On the floor, And with the booze....And the best part is he is a guinea...Joey Johnson is in for Ossipee....The crazy part is he will forget when we are going by hmmmm now....Jeff Moses was a quick exit...As usual...I guess that clock you speak of went off....Yeah I'll be getting that clock soon,,,Yeah ok....Paul Castonguay got some passes tonight and scored, And I still haven't figured out why you took 17 Runningbacks....John Carey drank like a beast, And was giving his usual commentary on fantasy sports...When did Carey become the guru of fantasy sports?Oh yeah since he lost his job..Justin Reyno was irate again..Wow that's a surprise...He yelled something about being ashamed to wear the BRD colors...My guess is Johnny Lasata walked by and that set him off....I haven't said this in quite some time, But Nick is a stiff once again....Patch has his nickles rolled and is ready for Ossipee....Mike D'Amico has been tamed the last 3month or so...You have to wonder what has happened..A wedding around the corner will do that....I call that shock...Or disbelief or as Jeff calls it love....Ray Dow made his second appearance for the BRD this season...My question is Ray why did you knee me in the balls....Was I trying to rape you?....I mean Josh wasn't around....Scotty Rosato had the bugle out with the plunger early on in the game...Hey Scotty he took a shot..

Now on to the missing in action players...Is Dino alive nobody has heard from him..A torn ACL without surgery is time consuming....Tim McPherson who knows I see his brother Mike more than him...Tim hasn't played in a month..The horror show that awaits us when he returns.....Dougie Croteau had to work, or fat cactus was holding an open mic...My guess is after the display last week he put on I would skip the following week too...

I must begin with the display one Dougie Croteau put on...He was yelling Fat Cactus...He was gonna buy people food, And buy me beer(Did he take out a loan), And in the end we are old..When I got home I was baffled by the fact that I didn't go..Have I become old?..Dougie offered up this girls services...I declined...Nick declined(We all know why)...Either way I guess we are going there next Wednesday...

Patch was away on a family vacation..What is he 6...I haven't been away with my family since I was 4...Was it just me or was the bench really quiet without Patch...John Carey stepped in and was Patch for the night....Collected money,brought beer,left early...typical Patch...Justin Reyno hung out for quite some time, And actually like's the BRD's chances in the tournament....Jeff Moses hung out by the back of Joey's truck then remembered he had to make an offer on a houses in Maine and left...Paul Castonguay and Tyler/Anastasia...With a name like that she is destined for the pole..Hung out for quite some time...As I think about it is it me or was it the fact Patch wasn't there...Everybody hung out quite late...Joey Johnson is in for Ossipee...I think he said that, But you never know which voice inside Joey's head will steer him clear....Nick Johnson tried to recapture his Saugus Sachem glory with a T-Shirt from 1965, And somehow the T-Shirt fit...Mikey Pasciuto was a factor all night..From going to Fat Cactus to me and him getting a confession from Josh that he was a sex offender...He is listed..I thgink that's what he said...At least that's what I heard...Mike D'Amico had a football draft to attend or a roid dealer to meet...Your guess is as good as mine...Scotty Rosato was emotional...He love's this team..Love's me...Love's Nick(Careful)...And might be in Ossipee...Either way Ossipee is August 28-31...All is welcome..Even Dougie Is that ok...You just gotta bring Jess...Sounds fair...

Well as we have all heard the rumors, And rumblings Jeff is indeed moving to Caribou Maine...Yes I must admit the move is sudden, And all are surprised...My guess is he is moving his daughter as far away from my son to be as possible..One would figure he is a Maine regular that the next logical step would be moving there since he has been there 47 times in the last 2 weeks..My opinion is watch your step..Patch is chomping at the bit to can you...Don't give him any ammo.

Well the BRD rolled to another victory, And with that we got Justin's weekly tirade, And this time he suggested that the BRD move to Tuesday nights..Is he crazy..We win on Wednesdays..Is he trying to replace Section 8...If that's the case me and Carey are out..Why is that always the way it is...Dougie was an early exit...My guess is the fact that I said he was not welcomed in Ossipee soured him...I told Joey he wasn't welcomed the last three years and he still showed up...But that goes without saying...Paul Castonguay opened a beer than vanished then reappeared 2 hours later... i thought the kid was gone...I know I am a drunk, but the shit he pulled tonight made me believe it was time for rehab...Mikey Pasciuto week in and week out continues to impress yeah his play is good and all, but to me that is irrelevant..He brings his own chair and tonight he brought a cooler of beer..As the weeks go by I like this kid more and more...Not like Patch likes him..On a strictly platonic level...John Carey is jumping up the depth chart as he once again out drank Patch, And had great knowledge of brands of BBQ'S...Patch is nothing short of a disgrace...At 12 am he is ready for bed...What has become of this once promising drunk..Ray Dow would turn over in his grave if he saw this...Rays dead right?...Nick Johnson has fully claimed the GM duties for the BRD...Wow I am gonna get cut..Does everyone you play with work at Richie's..(Ricky,Tim,Dino).....Some kid named Billy played goalie, And he was good...What else can I say about him???J.R. filled in again and didn't bring that woman he had here 2 weeks ago so he is on his way out..Mike D'Amico was mad after the game..Wow Mike was mad..Is that a surprise to anyone?

Tim McPherson is still rehabbing a ankle or he is at the Betty Ford clinic..Your guess is at good as mine..I would go with Betty Ford if I was a betting man....Dino Mazzarelli...To tell you the truth who knows?..I am sure his family is good unfortunately the apple does fall far from the tree in this case...Scotty stubbed his toe, And was unable to play...Scotty the youth movement is fast approaching....Just go with it...Was it me or is Scotty a nice coach...Joey Johnson had a charity softball game in which the main event was him kicking the shit out of the midget from Austin Powers..Mitch...Midge...What ever the fuck that little guys name is that bangs broads hotter than i ever imagined....Imagine that...

I have decided to play for The Crew on Monday nights..A baby on the way..Seemed like a good idea...I must admit I felt good tonight...I mean I couldn't shoot, but that should be no surprise...

Well the long awaited announcement came Patch has shutdown CPC...I can see why it was to much work for a man who is required to work 20 hours a week...Imagine that...We wanted to see it, And Patch deemed it to much work..Usually I close that aspect of the site, but I will leave it open, Because I am sure at some point somebody on the team will need to feel good about themselves...All you need to do is click CPC, And instantly you feel better about yourself...

Well the party went off with good success most members showed up...Dougie,Nick,Scotty,Steve,J.R.,Tim,Patch,Paul....Former players Ray Dow,Wally And Dukie were also present..Some highlights of the evening...Dougie this is Lori she isn't fat she is pregnant...I guess me saying to Tim your days are numbered....All in all it was a good time, And true to what I said I have only vague memories after 5...Now onto the no shows I guess Carey had a baby to deliver...That's what I heard him say tonight....Mike D'Amico needed to run through Saugus naked, Jeff had the fun police come down on him..Whatever that means.....Joey Johnson wasn't quite sure if Nick was going...I am pretty sure Nick has attended everything I have thrown...I guess Paul won big that night...I am pretty sure washers wasn't my fault...Once again Vague..

Onto Nick great motivational move by letting everyone know what was said by the Redhawks...He knows we all play better mad......Mikey Pasciuto was a no go he had to work tonight....Try it sometime Patch....J.R. filled in tonight and was a factor all night.......Scotty never needed the horns tonight, And according to Patch stayed late Saturday...Once again refresh my memory...Justin made the statement of the evening...He said to Ricky when you play us chalk up a 1-0 loss, And go drinking early...Jeff is off to Maine next week for the 36th time in the last 2 weeks..

Well Ossipee is official August 28-31....Jay won't charge Joey 5 dollars for BBQ sauce this time...All are welcome except Dougie....Hey does anyone know if Ricky or Alviti played tonight?

Well sorry for such a late update....With this party coming I had some stuff to do when I got home from work tonight, And last night I was legless..So that explains that...Now on to Justin Reyno or Captain Mylec as some might call him...Every week we all gather around Justin after the game to hear his tirade towards Hockeytown...He yells about Lasata..The owner...The Tnucks...And everyone else that led to the demise of Section 8, And yet can't make 10:00 games...In all honesty who wants to make them, But we do..I guess he has to work in the morning...Jesus Patch had to work a full week this week(What balls on the State House), And we are supposed to have sympathy..Captain Mylec needs a sidekick...I nominate Patch as Deputy Koho...

Well my party is this Saturday and it seems like it should be a pretty decent turnout...Jeff Moses could be in Maine again...Does anyone but me realize his car hasn't been in Maine yet...Liars never win, And winners never lie...So read between the lines..His days are numbered....Dougie Croteau has to work until 5...I guess the party ends at 4:30....John Carey gave his usual we'll see what happens Maury Povich must be in town...Paul Castonguay was an early exit and I like the move of the daughter at the games lately...That's one way to keep an eye on her,,But if the Duke is there you could be in trouble...She would be safer at home...Scotty Rosato has given his 100% commitment this Saturday and will be there...Still only time will tell on that one...Patch will be there taking pictures of himself as usual for facebook...John was that a great story or what last night....Joey Johnson has been quick exits, And it is anyones guess what is going on with him...Is it just me or would a day in Joey's head be a good time..I mean you would be lonely, But fun never the less....I believe Mikey Pasciuto might make an appearance, And not only is he better than Nick...I might like him more...I don't see eye to eye with D1 players...I really should be on that list...No kidding....Nick Johnson managed to make the game this week...Woody from Toy Story changed his appearance at Macys to today...

Now on to the injured list reports are that Tim McPherson is out for the season with a high ankle sprain...I saw him 4 days after that injury, And there was not enough bruising, But I am sure Tim in Cinci stumbled out of happy hour and fell like the drunk he is.....I talk like I don't drink...Dino Mazzarelli according to him he has a torn ACL, But it might not require surgery...And he has delivered slush with such an injury...Paul give us your take...Dino is now the new stiff....Mikey D'Amico suffering from torn rib cartilage,Broken ribs..Roid withdrawal..Call it what you will...He will be back next week to slap Alveti in his mouth...

Ok well that's it...Hope to see you all Saturday...If you come after 5 I might not remember you were there, But thanks for coming in advance..

Well we all know what I am going to begin with...After much discussion over Superstar Nick Johnson absence tonight the truth was revealed....I thought he was on a date with Ricky, but Ricky showed up late night drinking beers, And smoking cigars..I mean they beat the V in the regular season not when it counted..Then I thought Tink contacted him, And Stevie B was at Rain...Then rumor trickled down that D.J.Unique Was having a spin off VS D.J. Ike, but in the end he went to see Hannah Montana live...She better of went from Ball And Chain into Betterman....Now onto Dougie...I guess he had date night...His girl got home from vacation, And wanted to see him..Why is anybody's guess..Aren't you engaged, And living with her(Might of made that part up)...You have the rest of your life to see her, But then again this is only street hockey, but how could you crush Patch like this...Believe me Dougie there will be plenty of time after you are married that you pull up to the house and see her car, And throw up in your mouth..Maybe that's just me..

Ok now onto the guys that showed...Justin was a no go, And then showed..Something about his equipment in his wife's car..Is that what happens when you get married..I must of missed that memo...Mikey Pasciuto..Not D1 yet managed to as he said pick up the void for our beloved Nick Johnson, And actually produced...John Carey played forward, And the results were...Ahhh mixed...Best way to put it John your are a defenseman ..Was that nice enough...Paul Castonguay is getting stronger every week..If he could only now beat Jay at cards all would be good.....Patch has lost a step..He would drink to the wee hours now he is tired at 10..Like I said John I should of slapped him in his mouth...Patch..Carey has made you look bad...I think Scotty was drunk, And the easy explanation would be during the game..No i mean after....Joey Johnson although wearing a long sleeved shirt just to show off the D1 championship...Has continued to be our most consistent forward...As you all know I love to rip Ray Dow, And Duke, But they were solid..Dukie played hard, And played physical, And Ray was our most hustling forward at times..

Now onto the the injured list I guess Dino Mazzarelli continues to be out with I guess a shoulder injury...I guess those buckets of slush got lighter..Mike D'Amico is out with torn rib cartilage..See what happens when you skip 3 cycles...Tim McPherson is out in Cinci training for work...We might be better off..Steve Silveria is on the road back...He might shit himself on the floor, but so do I..No big deal...Another player you was absent was Jeff Moses due to a vacation..How is it his daughter can't be in a car all the way to Maine on the 4th...Yet he is away on this night...Sounds fishy...By the way is he even in Maine?

Either way nice win tonight guys,And the best part is I don't get a text from Nick tomorrow saying see I am the team, And I scored the winning goal to boot..Remember July 31 at my house all are welcome..I guess including the Redhawks...

In closing as Joey put it best coming off the floor he said tonight we were the heroes..

Well I guess the word of the week is Tomato can..Justin And Mikey used the word quite often this evening, And John Carey decided that was the word of the night..What is this Pee Wee's Play house...Either way the BRD improved to 7-1, And as far as I heard The V lost tonight..Good for them....

After the game the topic was of BBQ's on July 31, And tomato cans...John Carey is praying for Dukie or Bobby Haas to return so he doesn't have to drive with Patch anymore...Nick Johnson was frustrated once again, And gave me some advice on being undecided on the floor..Not quite sure I am ever decisive on the floor..Jeff Moses bought beer, And wondered if this list consists of 3 people
...Yeah even Nick is on that short list...Scotty..Since you always look for your name...Her we go..I saw the goal..I lied..I still am sure I was on the bench, But that was bad....I can't even take credit for this, But Nick said what were you singing the star spangled banner...Justin was once again irate over the nonsense Hockeytown displays, And claims the BRD are done after this season...Paul actually hung out after the game, And wondered if he was over the hill as he was winded after the game..Welcome to my world...Mikey stayed the whole time, And was quite disturbed over Revere,Josh(Shirtless),Tomato cans,Dave Comeau(I made that part up),Patch was quiet, And couldn't form a complete thought....What else is new...Steve Silveria made an appearance..And in the book according to Patch..He had some earth shattering news..Only to Find out the news was J.R. is in Aruba..Mike D'Amico after his 4th of July showing..Was once again a quick exit with as far I hear a broken rib, And I agree Mikey he should be a state trooper....Joey Johnson was a quick exit..My guess is his D 1 status is under scrutiny...Or was it that Nick yelled at him on the floor...

Tim McPherson in away trying to regain his game...Safe to say I doubt he will find it...Dino is well at this point in my eyes a lost cause....Dougie was a no show due to what I believe is creating a new story to tell me....Oh yeah before I close this out I have cut the polls down from every week to every other week..No one has really voted, And quite honestly I am out of ideas...Life of a drunk..

Well my Fourth Of July party was a good time..Most members managed to make it...In attendance was Nick Johnson,Mike D'Amico,Tim McPherson,Dino Mazzarelli,Patch,Paul Castonguay,Jeff Moses(Who was a late night arrival), And former player Dukie boy, And Ray Dow..Some highlights of the day Patch saying Jeff was cut no later than Tuesday...Me, And Jeff having an animated conversation over his daughter and my soon to be son...Dukie boy throwing up everywhere, And I mean everywhere including the coffee table...Tim McPherson being injured yet walking fine to and from his cooler..Same goes for Dino Mazzarelli..Duke admiring his physique.....I am pretty sure Ray owes me a twenty spot, And is gonna buy my kis for a 30 rack..All in all a good time..

After the game the BRD talked of My next party which is slated for July 31...I assume more BRD members will be there for the mockery...Was it just me or was Nick a bit frustrated last night...My theory is all the demand for slush has taken a toll on the part time DJ/Richie's slush guy...Joey Johnson was relatively quiet, And is just as excited as Patch is about the hockey town back entrance...Justin Reyno didn't have any insight after the game..Usually that is his time to talk his version of ragtime...Mikey Pasciuto got a rise out of Josh...And may of been more perplexed by the shirtless Josh than I was...Scotty screwed up my site, And said he is a go for the next BBQ..Like I said Scotty has a whole lot of nonsense...Paul Castonguay was a quick exit..With 3 kids I can see why he needs to screw so quickly..Rumors through town is that I am turning Dougie Into a drunk..I may be..I'm just preparing him for married life...Mike D'Amico actually made a BRD function..I thought for sure he was gonna take a swipe at Lori..John Carey also claims he will be at the next BBQ..I'll believe that when I see it..Even though he has stepped up his game in the booze department lately....Patch is gone..After further evaluation he has lost touch between reality and facebook...Jeff my son has a beauty...

Either way sorry for the late update..I was severely rigamortafied last night...See you all next week...New stat this week game winning goals...What Can I say I am married and bored..4th pictures coming soon...Oh yeah Steve Silveria is back next week..Let me be the first to tell you Steve you are out...

Well on any given Wednesday we are blessed with the presence of one D1 player(Nick Johnson), But on this given night we had the pleasure of having 2 on the BRD roster..That's right Dougie Croteau was back..2 weeks before his target date..My guess is he had some stories to share, Or engaged life required him to play again..I'll go for the 2nd one...See you on the 4th Dougie..

The BRD were without Mikey Pasciuto..Who in my opinion may of took offense to all the punching in the beak talk..Mikey I told you I probably deserved it
...Justin Reyno had date night or some other nonsense..My guess is it was a 10:00 game...Who the hell wants to play those...Dino Mazzarelli is hurt so I hear with an apparent shoulder injury, But I hear he is lugging slush on Rt 16..He may be the new stiff...Tim McPherson returned sort of, And twisted his ankle..He made a brief return, And was ineffective as before he got hurt.....

The new shorts were debuted and all liked them except Mike D'Amico who was baffled by the color choice Nick picked out the color..My guess is he chose the color, Because that's how he like's his men..Joey Johnson managed to stay awake long enough to make the game, And can't count..Joey you scored 4 not 3..I remember every goal I scored..Which isn't many..Patch claims he got thrown under the bus by me..Now That I think of it I might of..Blame the booze, or payback for all the times you threw me under the bus....Carey second guessed his decision not to get his number on the shorts..At least now you can wear them out..And is having a boxing match at his house..Is it just me or is this kid a little off...Scotty is on vacation, And got a sunburn for himself, And was in pain..That must explain the fumbled play..Excuses..Excuses.....Paul..One question..Was that enough passes to the point tonight?...Jeff Moses looked worse than me tonight and I was horrible..With people like Jeff And Tim on the team I look good..Which isn't saying much...

Well The 4th is here, And I will have my party..All are invited including you Steve..July 14th return(Doesn't look good)...I hope to see most of you there if not have a fun 4th..Mark it down July 31, Or August 7..Is my next party..No fireworks Duke is fat, And rumored to be close to signing with the Mutany to play with his arch rival..

Well I had every intention of updating the site last night, But Carey all of sudden turned into me, And wanted to drink the night away..He actually outdrank Patch, And if anyone heard from either of them today let me know..Patch looked suspect at best..It just hit me Patch threw a full beer away...What a crumb bum...

Now I must move on to Dougie Croteau who posted a forum..Which would all be fun and good if anyone looks at the forum..He took a few shots at me..Which I respected I must say, But how do you wake up in the morning knowing you took at shot at somebody with a problem...Alcoholism...Knee,Toe,Ear,Ankle...All the same to a drunk..I'm lucky I know where I live when I leave hockeytown..By the way can you score me a pair of tickets for the dance recital...

Jeff Moses is convinced he knows how my life is gonna go...Good for him since I don't even know what I am doing in 5 minutes...Nick Johnson has adjusted to the A, And had a nice game for himself, But unfortunately he has become a bit of a cheapshot, And has extended his penalty streak to two in a row...Paul Castonguay has the car all filled up, And had a solid game..As I hear it Mike D'Amico, And Josh run naked through Saugus together...Scotty may or may not be going to Ossipee in August..Well that narrows it down...Scotty might have as much ragtime as me..Oh wait..Nobody does..Justin Reyno was a tad bit fired up last night, And was pleased with our performance..Date night must of been a sucess...Mikey Pasciuto for a fill in plays just about every game, And scores quite a few points..And sometimes I wonder if he is gonna punch me in the beak again...

The BRD has a list of DNP's last night..Tim McPherson had a surprise birthday party for himself..Yet he knew about it, And it was on a Wednesday..Sounds suspect..Nick is on the case..Well Tim could use a week off..That's just what he needs...Dino Mazzarelli was out with his period this time...I mean bloating,Headaches..Can't expect him to play with all that...Joey Johnson had to weigh his options play the game to catch the pharmacy before it closed..He made the right call...Joey has made quite a few games this year...

Rumor is Dougie Croteau is due back in 3 weeks or so,,That will help, And Steve Silveria is due back in 2-4 weeks..Is it just me or does his timeframe change like the Duke...Shorts are in and they look pretty good.

Updated this at work..Tells you how busy I am...Maybe I lied last night Nick.With the bye week maybe we should hit the booze somewhere..Just a thought.

Well the annual Ossipee trip came, And went..And I don't recall much..I heard I was quite the display..Almost drowning in 6 inches of water, Or being the Charlie Brown of fishing...Here are some highlights of the trip..Patch being caught with a long left..A short right, And kicked 3 times in the gut..Who were the culprits?Nick Johnson..Being really fired up over a pig tailed animal...Joey Johnson smoking like all weekend, And leaving for a softball game??I am baffled too..He does want to rent a week next year though...Dukie"Frat Boy"Johnson funneling beers by himself, And spilling half the beer every time....Jeff Moses doing his best Del impression by bringing a ton of food, And grilling like a beast(Which Hud appreciated), And drinking some serious beer..Paul Castonguay finally showing up on a trip then leaving Saturday night shouting about gas.....It was quite the trip, And rumors are there could be an August situation brewing...Oh yeah I almost forgot..Does anyone think Patch has washed his hands enough yet?

Well The BRD lost tonight, And all seemed surprised including Lori..Well we are not perfect, And no player on the team is perfect..Everybody is human..Even D1 Nick...Mike continued his turn over a new leaf tour, And only managed 5 minutes in penalties...Tim McPherson has officially claimed the Stiff status from Nick On a full time basis..Scotty was solid tonight, And is interested in the August trip..Ok I'll be holding my breath(Might of made that up)...John Carey suggesting I might enjoy the Saco river canoe trip..John did you hear I almost drowned in 6 inches of water...

Justin Reyno was a no go tonight due to..As I hear it date night...I am married for a year and having a baby, And haven't seen Lori in a week...Dougie that ankle looks fine, And rumor is Kevin McNulty is available..Time to hide my wallet...You had to be there..Joey knows...

Well Dougie showed up with fork in hand, And a hamburger roll ready for the BBQ, And realized the BBQ was last week...Well college education or not..This kid has some issues...I mean I overheard him telling the story again...Speaking of stories..Did anyone catch Justin telling the complete history of hockeytown, And how to play the break out offense...Mikey Pasciuto came up huge and grabbed me a beer late..As I get to know this kid more and more..He is not adverse to the booze..Which I respect..John Carey has taken Patch's advice and doesn't want his number on his shorts, And wants to wear them out...Speaking of Patch...He is on the status with Ossipee bearing down..I was surprised as well as all of you are by this development..Paul Castonguay discussed retirement...Why do I lie...Scotty..I still can't see was she ok...Tim McPherson screwed, And was later seen playing hackey sack by the hot dog guy...Mike D'Amico's(Turn over a new leaf)Tour seemed to be gaining steam..As all he did was bang out a girl goalie tonight..Mike I saw the play you were innocent for once...Jeff Moses hung out for a bit, and talked child birth with me..He must of thought i was him...Nick Johnson bearing the new A...Only extended his case as a D1 player, And I gave him some advice to just lay it in there..Only time will tell if he listens...My guess is he will..

Joey Johnson was out once again with a ankle injury, Or is he in love..You make the call..Steve Silveria was present again, And for some reason he looked thinner this week than last week..

Well Ossipee is here many members will be there...Most importantly Dukie will put on a display, And we all know that is worth the price of admission...Also Del might be in attendance..I hope I made sense tonight...My guess is Nope..

Well under the radar it has been brought to my attention that Justin Reyno is the new...Maybe the original mayor of hockeytown..He was irate over the D1 sanctions, And has banished the power rankings until further notice..I am sour over that I like to read stuff too..

The BRD has been in my opinion just average over the first 2 weeks, And need to improve in many areas...Jeff Moses was a quick exit after the game..Due to the baby being sick..So much I can say, But I'll leave it at I hope Riley???Fells better...Nick Johnson reluctantly handed over his shirt to be branded with an A...Proceed with caution..Bobby Haas,Del,Duke,Eeka...Ike..Days are numbered..Would that be that bad?Mikey Pasciuto seems to be ok...He doesn't remember punching me in the snout..I wouldn't remember that either..I am so insignificant..Scotty Rosato claimed something was in his eye..Is it just me or every time Dicky boy has a average game..There is a reason..Paul Castonguay retired again..Now I know I definitely made that up......Mike D'Amico's new leaf ended..As I look at it how does one person have so many penalties..Ohh I got it..Nutcase....John Carey did a masterful job on the grill, And if that wasn't enough he had to talk to Josh afterwards...Dino stayed all night, And kept shooting daggers at me...I gotta wonder where that family went?....Patch invited the rest of Wednesday night to Ossipee, And informed me that 90% of Hockeytown know I run the site..Wow good for me...

Joey Johnson said he is still 2 weeks away, And isn't sure when Ossipee is..We planned the trip 6 months ago..June 4-7...Tim McPherson was a no go with an illness or as Dino put it he was tired..Are you the new Del....Ray wants shorts yet he doesn't play...Steve Silveria showed up and shit 12 times, And informed me he has legit rigamortis...Either way Ossipee is almost here..Hope to see some of you there...Dougie BBQ is over..Feel free to show up at anytime.

Now I know all will jump all over me, but I didn't spell Lasala's name wrong..That is what Patch calls him...But I do believe Johnny made a mistake as he left me off the D1 list...I brought it to his attention, And he said he will correct it...My theory is if 17 players who don't play anymore, And Ray Nickerson(Who is 232) is on the list why shouldn't I be..

The BRD began the season and learned that talented forward Dougie Croteau is out for the summer..That is quite a blow to the BRD with an apparent knee injury...My theory is he is scared to show his face after that story he told last week...Joey Johnson was also out with an ankle injury..My guess is he is in love, And sharpening his ax to chop down a tree for the Ossipee trip..As far as I hear Justin Reyno is signed on for the whole summer season..Disregard the games that are at 10 I guess...Mikey Pasciuto is ready to be a fill in, And will accept that roll..He likes to pass to me, And I can't blame him...Jeff Moses is still blind to the facts that I will show him how it's done..Tim McPherson was at the game so I heard...I'm Not sure I saw him....Mike D'Amico told me he has turned over a new leaf, And has learned restraint...That being said he picked up 2 penalties in a 6 minute span...Scotty had the ukelele out on the first goal and struck a sweet chord ..Nick Johnson is a D1 player..He didn't need a list to show that..In his mind he was born to be a D1 dek hockey player ever since he was a youth as a Sachem...Patch..With the presence of Pete Walters tried to coach, But still came up short in the gut department...Dino Mazzarelli returned, And as far as I heard is good going forward..I would be to if I had 10 second shifts...Paul Castonguay thought he was gonna retire or did I make that up again...John Carey had the look of regretting his ride home from Patch....

I downloaded Google Chrome, And it has spell check..Sorry for the lack of mistakes...I hear rumors of a BBQ next week..Also if you are going to Ossipee I need an answer soon...By the way if you see the D let them know the season started..

All I can say is what a game J.R. played..He hustled..Had a few quality chances, And basically was the star of the game..Now on a serious note..he showed up after the game was over...What a stiff...I guess his computer only goes to facebook..Disregard the hockeytown site, Or even this site, And he wants a contract..No wonder why Nick wanted him on the team..It takes the stiff status off him..

After the game the BRD discussed lost chances, And key mistakes that hurt them, But all in all I guess they went as far as they could...Last season we were all surprised by the final four berth..This year I was dissapointed with the loss..I thought we really had a shot..

Dougie Croteau told perhaps the longest story I have ever heard..The legnth of this story made Patch's stories look brief..All I got out of it was life as a college student is challenging...Nick Johnson took the blame for what would prove to be the winning goal, But I didn't see what he was saying...Justin clarified it for me and said Nick was to blame...By the way Nick how do you put off a Vegas trip to play hockey...Dedication or a crumb bum..You decide..Joey Johnson has officially become the new mayor..The votes were tallied, And he beat out Josh,Nick,Ray, And the chubby kid from C.W.A. via the Grizzlies..Tim McPherson was ready to drink then gone the next second..The move seems to be hindering his booze consumption..Mike D'Amico played his best hockey of the season, And even showed restraint quite a few times..I guess the naked jog through Saugus helped...Patch was not only outcoached, But he was lost the gut battle with Pete Walters as well..The first was no surprise..The second was a shocker..Paul Castonguay talked of retirement, Or am I making that up?, And said the BRD could play with those teams...John Carey was a bit dissapointed that the BRD didn't win it all..He had Bobby Haas with the truck all reved up, And ready to go..Scotty Rosato left the horns at home for the playoffs, But was gonna be the horn section for the parade...Justin Reyno expressed his interest to play in the summer, And I am sure he will play more games than he doesn't..Disregard the momentary Wideman moments..He is a pretty good leader..Jeff Moses left early again, And barked about I just know when to go home...Nick where did you find this kid?

Dougie Croteau has signed on for the summer, And Patch had a stiffer..Mikey D'Amico seems 90% ready for the summer season..Mike you might be playing with me I hope that doesn't change your mind..Dukie seems close to returning, But I think Patch told him to screw, And go raise turkeys..Steve has had a setback, And there is no timetable for his return..Dino is ready, but as far as I hear he could have a hurt shoulder which could delay his return, But the source is Nick..So take that for what it is worth...There had been no contact with Del..I am prepared for our sitdown..

The summer season is here..It is BBQ time..Good season guys, And good luck to Nick,Joey,Dougie, And Justin tomorrow...What are the Bruins falling apart?...By the way did anyone, But me catch a look at Ray Dow's gut..It looks like Patch lost that battle twice.

I must start with the undressing I did of one Ray Dow...Most would sit her and say great move Mike, But I must say Ray what were you thinking..I have one move..That's it...I am sour I beat you..I am a stiff..I beat you clean, And you should of ate that up..You have played with me..You know that's all I have..I am baffled..It did look pretty though..Oh yeah I have your bloomers if you want them back..

Well the BRD are in the semifinals again, And will face Boston team..I could of swore I have seen them play every game before or after us the last 2 weeks..Either way it will be a tough game...Are they better than the BRD probally, But the Patriots were better than the Giants that year, And that didn't work out...I think I have referred that 1000 times...Marky Richardson said nice when he knew they were playing us...Big words from a aids patient...Is it just me or is that kid overrated, And in need of methadone..

After the game the BRD enjoyed thier victory, And drank some beers..They watched Section 8 survive an early scare from the Degenerates to advance also...Nick Johnson solidified his spot as the mayor of hockeytown as he knew every player who he played with, played against and anyone else who walked in the building..I just learned Dougie's last name 20 minutes ago....Patch straight out of the clink gathered his trophy, And against DR'S orders drank the booze, But has Patch follwed anything his DR. has said...Did anyone but me find it funny that Joey drank beer with the Icedogs?Tim McPherson caught himself a broken beak at the hands of Mike"Steak tip"Flemming...John Carey sat out a shift in our game, but somehow managed to play strong as a members of the Degerates(Where is his allegiance)...Jeff Moses needed to change a diaper, And was a quick exit(Funny now)..Paul Castonguay still basking in his over 30 league victory..Let us know what it was like to sip from the cup..Dougie Croteau I think said he was in for the summer, But the source was Patch so take that for what it is worth..Also he has a fondness with CPC...Therfore Patch will have it up tonight....Justin has shown his desire to play for the BRD and could be permanent this summer...Scotty to my dismay left the horns..The percusion section, And Dick Clark behind this evening...Mike D'Amico played his best game of the season, And even got boarded and walked away..The cycle must be out of the system.....

A huge game next week I know most think we will lose, But let's go out and play hard..Win or lose the beer will be cold..

Well the BRD finished the season with a forfeit victory over the Eggplants...As far as I hear quite a few Eggplant players had the oppurtunity to go to the Bruins game, And took that offer,,Honestly I can't blame them..I would of done the same..I know all season we have exchanged barbs with the Eggplants, but I wish them the best in the playoffs..Except Mike McPherson...Wait I sound like Patch...Recind that good luck Mike...

Well with no game not much to say..We have the playoffs coming, And all signs point to a D1 berth for the BRD..It could be hairy to say the least, But the BRD did end as the hottest team up hockeytown with a 12 game win streak..All we do is go out and see what happens, And drink booze either way..

My list of what the BRD needs for the Playoffs..

Tim McPherson:To show up on time, And avoid the shitnickles.
Joey Johnson:To keep his cool, And avoid 67 year old woman
Nick Johnson:To do us a favor and play for section 8..Wait we won't get that far
Dougie Croteau:To do us a favor and play for us, And never blatantly waste beer again
Justin Reyno:To return from his honeymoon, By the way I never asked did he even have a honeymoon
Scotty Rosato:To keep the horn section at bay, At least until we play the first game of the summer season, That's when you are usually are at your Dick Clark best..
Mike D'Amico:Wow so much to say so little time...Just stay out of the box.
Mike Roberto:To run,,,hahaha..and play like Marc Savard..pre or post concussion..You be the judge..
Patch:To not argue every call..You know sometimes Mike D'Amico, And Joey are wrong..
Jeff Moses:To just show up..Being a new dad can be taxing...I guess..In my opinion you already did the hard part..
John Carey:To break out the BBQ, and let Patch in your house, And let's slap Nick around next.
Paul Castonguay:To shut up..You talk way to much...I understand you are a quiet guy like myself..
J.R. Johnson:You do know goofy isn't real...Diregard what you think of Patch.
Steve Silveria:To make an appearance..Preferably wearing a sweater.
Dukie boy:To make a return..Not to the BRD, But to the front end of Johnnys...

Eithert way see you all in like 2 weeks..Wow me with a few weeks off..I apologize now..Sorry

As I begin this post I wonder if the BRD fucked up, And just put themselves in D 1...I am not sure...Should we be in D 1..I am not sure..Could we go up there and try not to win...I know I couldn't, And I am sure nobody else could either..All in all the experiance will be good..If we get blown out so be it..I am confident we will play with all we have..

Dougie Croteau showed a little bit of a temper, And was quite upset over some missed opportunities..All I can say is my life is missed chances..Get used to it, And I heard you wanted to switch the lines up tonight..I think I was on my way out huh...Hmm nothing new...Justin Reyno who is getting married Saturday tried to show me up, And played hard the whole way..Not sure what he has to prove...Jeff Moses has devised a plan for young Riley..I can't write it here, but safe to say I would be doing 15-30 if it all worked out..Patch has quit CPC..It was to taxing on him.. I mean he has facebook updates..Works like 7 hours a week...Sends out search parties for me...The life of a crumb bum...J.R. was quite honestly one of the best players on the floor tonight...That being said you are lucky I don't hate Steve or your actions would of found you as the odd man out...By the way what did J.R. do that made me mad?....Nick failed to carry out his end of the deal, And bring a 30 rack, And now Patch has 49% back...Nick you were giving up quite a bit for something you already have...Joey has sworn off booze and has found god...Did he??Paul Castonguay called Tritto and politly asked if his services were available, And Tritto is ready..John Carey talked to me and wondered if the beating we gave Patch last week wasn't severe enough, And has turned to Steve from the Jerry Springer show for answers...Scotty had the bassoon, And a percusion section anyone would be proud of...Tim was a tad bit late for the game due to him picking up beer..We all know how that can turn out...Well at least I do..

Mike D'Amico was a no go due to being brought up on public exposure charges...Steve Silveria is on the mend and will be attending a BRD game soon...Get well soon...Dukie is not sure of his future, And is now trying to tame ostriches....D 1...Fucking Dougie..

As Mike McPherson requested..I guess I must thank him...Not sure for what, but thanks Mike..If you guys have trouble understanding what I was talking about..I got news for you so did I...Congratulations Justin..Enjoy..It's only once..

I must begin with the blockbuster deal Nick And Patch made..Nicks going to buy Patch beer,Pay for Ossipee, And text him once a day just to say hi, And in turn Nick takes over 49% of the BRD(Like he already didn't have that)..This got John Carey, And Mike Roberto very sour, And they preceded to wack Patch around in the front of hockeytown..John and myself realize once the deal is finalized Bobby Haas will be starting up the old truck, And mapping out the parde route..We'll bring Duke with us..I guess the double cheeseburger didn't mean much John..You should of got it with bacon,Or even let him in your house..

After the game there was a situation that as I write about it..It still makes my eyes well up with tears..It's the blatant misuse of beer Dougie displayed..Yeah ok Dougie you are a beast on the floor..Yeah yeah yeah, But to not be aware of where your be is at all times is just not right..By the way I did lick it up off the floor..Scotty Rosato had the horns all fired up..In fact I think he actually had a slide trombone in the net with him...Should of used that to make a save...Maybe we should of had him play out..It was like we had Ray in net...Jeff Moses is trying to see if he can get out of the house to see Pearl Jam....What can i say to that..I have nothing..Justin Reyno screwed a little early..After his mention of the BRD in his weekly rankings...He got a weird vibe from Patch, And thought it was in his best interest to leave while he could...Rumor is Mike D'Amico is a bit of a exabitionist, And was spotted running naked through the streets of Saugus...Paul Castonguay left a little early also, Rumor through town is he was meeting Duke at Bestbuy to camp out overnight for the release of a video games that involves shooting things and turkeys..A dream come true for both..

Joey Johnson was a no go, Due to contract restrictions from his basketball team, And then showed up with a black eye..The way I heard it the same 62 year old woman that knocked out Nick..Has now made a run at Joey..In the end Joey did get the best of her, But she got her punches in..Tim McPherson was also a no show due to a personal reason, And we had beer left over..Go figure..J.R. said he was playing, And was a no show..I did hear Saving Nemo on Ice was in town..Now on to some seriousness I joke all the time on this, But it has been brought to my attention that Steve is sick, And was in the hospital..We all wish Steve the best, And hope to have him..His Sweaters, And his passes to the other team back soon...Eventhough Paul,Justin,John, And just about anyone else who played D did their best to fill that void...

Ossipee is only a few months away..Let me know if you are in or out..
Did you just see that wheel roll by..Yeah me to that was the Eggplants..

I will begin with Nick questioning the timing of my updates for the site..I have told him time and time again..I am busy..I have booze to drink....And wow nothing else..So I have decided tonight to update..Just because Patch is coming by tomorrow, And as you all saw that CPC last week I can't put him off or he gets crazy..

Jeff was welcomed back after a one week hiatus, And seemed winded..My guess is he is in worse shape than me..Come on Jeff look at the life style I live..Joey is now Big Baby Davis..As far as I hear he scored 4pts-7 rebounds last game, And as the world according to Joey goes that was a big game..Paul Castonguay had a beer..Yes a beer I was surprised also...Tim McPherson was leaving at 8:30, And stayed and had 5 more beers..The move seems to be weighing on Tim...Mikey has come to grips with the fact that he is gonna have to produce on talent alone, And not chemically enhanced...John Carey has stated that Patch has never been in his house..John did you ever think that he was there while you were sleeping..We all know he is obsessed...Dougie was a quick exit due to he now lives in Danvers..It was to my understanding that he has lived there for months..Maybe he hasn't Or I was just drunk..Scotty..got on my last nerve tonight, And is rumored to be playing out next week....Do we really need another hungo...Patch impressed with his perserverance and did his best to get more beer..He asked Ricky,Carl..The whore with the nice ass, And the boots..Number 24 on the Eggplants..Tim from the Stallones, And came up empty...Justin stated that he only shows up for beer,,A man after my own heart..Remember Beltran...Are we # 10 still?Nick has stated that his beer buying days are done for this season...For once I agree with him...He bought like 10 times this season..I am baffled by Nick and his communion money...

I must close with the cameo Ray Dow made..He was a factor all night..I learned Ray has a digital converter box(Who has that)..He hangs up in Magnolia...And was open to a return tour with the BRD...All that being said he got hurt grabbing a beer..He is day to day...

The season ending awards are here..They mean nothing, And all you get is slap in the mouth...

I must begin with Pete Walters giving Joey Johnson a misconduct which basically amounted to being thrown out the game...In my opinion give Joey the minute penalty, But to take our best hustling forechecker out of the game is insane..Both teams played hard let us decide the game not the ref..

I recently recieved information that Derek from the Redhawks believes I blow Ricky..Now we all know I am not gay..After a few beers all bets are off..I just state it like it is..It is a waste for Rick to play D, As well it would be if Derek played D..Season to season I erase the game results post..I did say that Derek won the game for Section 8 against us..I just tell it like it is..All I got out of that is I may be gay...Lori is a front

Congatulations are in order for Jeff Moses on the birth of his baby girl Riley..Rumor is he named her after the ref Paul Riley..Either way it was nice playing with Jeff..Dougie came to play..Not only during the game, But in the booze department as well..And I hear he has visited the site and is baffled I rip up Nick so much..He must not know Nick that well..Dougie will get his rip up one day..Well being 21-22 and being engaged could be reason...He needs the 10 year plan like me...John Carey played as solid game as I have seen him play, And come to find out he is a fantasy baseball handicapper..Paul Castonguay was also very good in the game, And has put Dukies departure behind him..Patch is back at crumb bum status as far as the TV goes..My guess is he is trying to bring me to my knees so I just give it to him...Tim McPherson was a quick exit due to Winthrop being a mile and a half further than Revere...Mike D'Amico wants me off the team..For no other reason than I was the inside man getting him the juice,And I cut him off...Nick Johnson continues to surprise me as he once again bought beer..That's what you get for having 72 jobs..What are you Guatemalan..Joey Johnson has transformed into Michael Finley now...After the game Scotty had the blow horn out..I guess that's what a conversation with Carl will do...Steve Silveria was out with rigamortis, And some situations I am not at liberty to talk about..J.R. had a date..A date I think he went to the Sophmore social..

Rumor through town is they wanna put the BRD in D 1..Fucking Dougie..Another rumor is that Bobby Haas, And Mark Yes Nick Mark Tritto have signed on to be fill ins..Don't get mad Del they are just Fill Ins..

Well due to St. Patrick's day we earned a forfeit win..which is ok by me due to the fact we would of had only 6 guys, And that would of required me to run or at least attempt to run..I usually don't update when there is no game, But I am bored...I guess come to find out I enjoy playing with most of you guys..Even Joey...

Well since we had no game when I summarise everybody I may leave a few out due to the fact we had no game...Where to begin..Good old Tim McPherson..Irish as can be with the drunken boots to show for it..Was set to miss his second straight game..One has to wonder if Tim knows St Patrick was Italian..Before one of you wikipedia guys try to discredit what I say..Because I know you guys could do the site better than me..St.Patrick claimed to be Roman, And English, And was born in Scotland..All of which are debatable..Theres your history lesson...Ok next Mikey D'Amico would of been missed tonight..But I must say I wouldn't of had to sit for 1 shift every period due to a penalty...Nick Johnson I guess had a good excuse..He was going to make money..Nick how do you have any time to spend this money..I propose you give me 50% of what you earn for making you look good, And putting you on section 8..Fair deal I think.....J.R. was going to the Celtics...Quite a social life for somebody who paid in quarters.....Dougie had a legit reason..Mikey just realized he doesn't like me, And remembered the punch..All in all I really don't care who didn't play..All I care about is I didn't have to play..

As far as I hear Jeff was going to buy beer due to his 2 week..or forever hiatus..Jeff is it just me or this team wide list has been narrowed down to me you and Nick...Paul was due back from his injury, And having another week off will only benefit him..Patch is on the crumb bum status once again, And with a busy few months coming up one has to wonder if he is going to prostitute himself out or just do what he always does beat the system, And with a smile to boot..Joey was gonna be present tonight, And I am sure he would of got thrown out and make me run more...Steve has added to his resume and is now a seamstress also..Carey almost landed in the FBL, But due to Jay working his one day a year..We can't start the draft early enough..Dukie boy has given up booze for lent..Who knew he was Cardnial Bernard Law..Scotty this is truly the night to be Dicky Boy..With the crew we would of had in front of you..You may of well been torn up if we played..

By the way did anybody but me find it strange that when asked if he wanted to play tonight Del said he had school..I thought he yelled at me because he could play..Oh well remember one thing everything I write is in good fun..You all know me by now..Nothing is serious....2 weeks off will set me back a month good luck Nick And Joey next week...Come to find out I didn't leave anybody out...

The idea was thrown around with the influx of Section 8 players helping out the BRD this season when they have been shorthanded the idea was floated out there to change the name to Section 9..After much debate and realizing most of that story was made up..The BRD name will stay intact...

Scotty was solid again, and stayed clear of the Dick Clark syndrome for one more week..I feel as like it is coming though..Jeff is officially on call and at any moment he could be needed at the hospital to deliver the baby..After all he does look like Doogie Howser...Patch has claimed in the past weeks that he may be going on the wagon..It looked like that last night as he took down a quick 6 rack..Joey Johnson returned after his little mishap, And seemed actually normal..I know crazy, But true..Mikey, Justin, And Dougie I don't know well enough to say much about..Eventhough on that goal that wasn't Justin did his best Steve Silveria imitation..Mikey was being Mike with a little run in with the Redhawk netminder, And then proceded to have words with the rest of the Redhawks..Just another game to Mike...John Carey also now shares my fondness of Mikey after playing D with him..Now I am not alone...Nick deserves credit for 2 things playing on Section 8, And actually getting them to agree to play for us even if it is only as a fill in..J.R. walked to hockeytown, And paid with a 5 dollar scratch ticket and a 5 dollar dunkin donuts gift card....

The BRD was a little shorthanded...Steve Silveria not only fixes his house for 12 years, But now doubles as a mortician...Paul had some back issues not for the same reason Carey had..He fell off the couch due to Dukie finally made a kill in Modern Warfare..Tim McPherson was out with a broken finger playing flag football...flag football..I don't have much to say about that..Except I think a roast beef fell on his hand at Kellys..Dukie boy has learned that he will be out for the Winter season, And the summer might be in jeopardy..He has something fat strained in his hip...

I am awaiting the tapes from what I hear was quite a debacle at the hands of the Vipers that the Eggplants received..Mike McPherson stopped in, And claimed that they were flying and making tic tac toe passes, And at one point the goalie rushed up..I am baffled by this and are awaiting the films..

Now to end my post this week I must address some ex players are unhappy with the way the BRD has handled buisness...I have thought we handled things the way we should of....If it was playing with 11 guys, or not playing because the team we were playing was bad, Or playing basketball,softball,soccer,getting knocked out by 62 year old woman nobody was ever cut..If you are not playing it is your choice not ours..I like all the guys who play..Even Joey, And all the guys who played before..Most were at my wedding..I missed two playoff games because of my honeymoon..I wish I could change that, But I can't..Reaction is one of the first responses the brain sends, But in the end reality is what the brain eventually breaks away from the distorted world some live in...take a step back and look..everybody is to blame...Without reality life would be one big joke(Well more than it usually is to me)..That being said this is the last I will mention this..Enough said

Well to my dismay One Dino Mazzarelli was a go for last nights game I was surprised and baffled...I had just about assumed we had seen the last of Dino, But it just proves that don't always believe what you hear especially when the source is Nick...Dino has told me that he is not playing on Monday nights, And is looking forward to rejoining the BRD in the summer...You know what just hit me Nick said somebody on a Monday night team told him that...Doesn't Nick play on Mondays..I assume you would of saw Dino at some point..What a stiff..

Sorry for the late update..I have to go in work a bit earlier so this might be the case more times than not....Either way My friend Mikey played, And made me run a bit more than I would of liked to..I didn't appreciate that, But he did look for me when I was open, And the result was a season high 6 shots on net, And 2 goals..Take notes Joey..Speaking of Joey he was serving his one week suspension for an altercation on Tuesday night..I know what you are saying Joey went nuts again, but as far as I heard Joey should of banged out the punk, But showed great restraint..Nick seems remorseful of the TV episode, And didn't yell at me last night..To tell you the truth I like when he yells at me...John Carey returned after a bout with the rigamortis, And is suffering from a sore back..One has to wonder how he sustained such an injury since he is on crumb bum status..My guess is he fell off the couch when he found out Kelly was leaving Zack for Jeff...Paul Castonguay has been a quick exit after the games..One might say it's age..Others might say he is staying strong on his rip of Patch's beer list,Or unlike most of us he has kids at home...Speaking of kids..Jeff confided in me the fact that his days are numbered on the BRD due to the kid coming soon..I would say the open nets you miss are more of a factor..By the way the first part never happened..Tim McPherson actually made it to my house for cards and after getting his feet wet finished 2nd in the 2nd game, And by the way Dino dragged down his cocktail consumption last night...Steve Silveria has grown fond of #11 like Bobby Haas before him, And has cut down his passes to the other team to 1.3 times a game..That's better than 2.7 times before..J.R. has seemed to get his anger in check..I guess a bout with the Lion King will do that...Scotty has been solid..I am itching to rip Scotty...So keep the good play going or Dick Clark is back..Mikey D'Amico was a no go due to anger management classes or marriage counseling classes even though he isn't married yet..His girl is getting ahead of the game..Dukie boy get's word from the Vet this week what his status is..I have been requested to be present and pet him off if he needs to euthanized..Dougie was a no show also, And according to Nick that's how Dougie is..You take the good with the bad...Patch is trying his best to be a big boy, And will make his first TV payment so I hear this week..Now all he needs to do is work more than 12 hours a week...

We all know what I am gonna start with...I hate to rip up the same person so often, But Nick in the past few weeks has displayed minus zero class..First he wants me off the line, And now bluntly turns me down for a favor to help me pick up my new TV all of which took 20 minutes...Anyone who knows me knows 2 things about me..Get me beer, And help me pick up a TV..Not particually in that order, But you get the point..Jeff tried to straighten things out last night, but the relationship between me and Nick is fractured..You knows it's bad when I initiate the hug with Tim first...

The BRD was a little shorthanded and had to pull Justin out of the Section 8 heap for a little help..John Carey was under the weather, And I was quite surprised that he didn't show due to his fondness of the wet surface(15-0),,Nick Johnson was sick or afraid to face the music..You be the judge...Dougie had a previous engagement which the BRD was aware of...Mike D'Amico seemed a little upset over the way things have been going on the floor recently, But after a quick heart to heart with him he seems poised to make a run this season...Steve Silveria wore maybe his 7th number this season..Sweaters...Can't find his shirt what the hell goes on at your house..J.R. was back after his encounter with Simba..Elton John, And the rest of the cast of Lion King, And seemed a bit more at ease last night..A good dose of a 101 dalmations will do that....Jeff Moses is counting down the days to fatherhood, and unfortunately his days with the BRD..You know they go hand and hand...Patch was seen after the game looking for change in the parking lot to make the grade for this TV...Tim McPherson has thrown his hat in the ring for this weeks Poker game at my house..He has to eat a roast beef sandwhich, And then he will be by or something like that...Paul seems to be getting everything in order, And I will buy Modern Warfare so I can try to replace Dukie...Joey had little Ricky with him, And that kid seemed ok..He can't be related to Nick And Joey..Speaking of Joey I would of called Joey for a ride, But he would of just been leaving if I did..

Well that's it for this week..I must thank Nick for one thing..He was the one who got the TV idea in Lori's head..He's still a crumb bum..This just in Del can't make the C.W.A game..

Well I'll start with the news of Dukie Boy shutting it down for the winter season...Word is his career is very much in jeopardy..The early reports are that he is a blouser..And is scheduled to see a world renowned vet next week...Dukie needs to get himself right so he can get back if his kankles allow him..

According to Mike D'Amico is Mike Roberto's days on the top line are numbered..I think I agree..After Patch said Nick was already trying that such shenanigan early on in the day..Nick doesn't let me know about his plowing skills then tries to send me off the line..He is once again a full blown stiff...Speaking of stiffs Joey Johnson was a no show...Some reports are that he was sick, Or Joey Johnson was at a facebook party..Well that's what his facebook said...Steve Silveria has parted ways with the sweaters for now, and that is ok, Because he didn't pass to the wrong team last night..John Carey seems a bit in dissarray with his ride not being there..I must say anyone that drives John to the game seems to end up out the door..Bobby Haas, Dukie boy, Dave,Del...Tink,Tommy Crooker..All have fell victims of the Carey Ride..Paul castonguay has been an early exit all winter season..One has to wonder what going on with that...What's wrong Paul you don't wanna drink in 30 degree weather..Losers we are..Jeff and Patch had a little conversation last night and it seems Jeff will not be granted a 2 week Maternity leave..Jeff's days are numbered..By the way that conversation never happened...Scotty who has been a factor all winter season in the booze department once again had a few..Dissregard the two goals he put in his own net..J.R. come to find out enjoys watching Simba..Simba whose to say....Patch was well into the booze and far as I saw is slowly falling in love with Dougie..Tim McPherson sustained serious razzing from his brothers team..I told Tim to jump in the box,,We were gonna follow...What were they yelling about they lost to Five O..Well that's something we do everytime...Well I don't know him that well yet,But all I can say is Dougie is nasty..Reminiscent of a young Mike Roberto...

I am sorry to announce that coach Patch's Corner is back..

I must begin with the quite baffling information that came to light about one Nick Johnson..The stiff/no class, Or whatever other name I call him has a plow on his truck..As most are aware I live on top of Mount Everest...Did he offer up his services..No..I'm all chubby and shit out there shoveling, And this kid is plowing listening to the Ditty, And I guess Hannah Montana..What else can I say..

The BRD superbowl party was quite a success as far as I was told..The BRD was well represented with Nick Johnson,Coach Patch,Dukie Boy,Scotty Rosato, And Joey Johnson in attendance...Some Highlights Dukie boy whiffing on a 50 dollar slap to Patch's Big stupid face..I have video footage and that will be posted soon...All in all we had some laughs and ate and drank like animals..Sounds a little bit like Ossipee minus the lake..

The BRD has had quite the challenging season..It seems to me that the face of the team is changing..We had Dave quit,Del mad,Dukie being Bret Favre..Dougie is now on board..It's been a wierd season to say the least...John Carey after being second on the cut list seems to be preparing for life after Dek Hockey, And seems ready to assume the position of statistician..Steve seems to be over his sweater faze..Is that good or bad only time will tell..Joey Johnson as much as I would like to believe it,Or even lie to myself is quite off...Actually he isn't all there...Jeff Moses seems to be ready for his move to D..Well if he doen't we all know what will happen...Scotty was a bit under the weather and was a quick exit..If I recall he threw his hat in the ring for Ossipee...Paul talked to me about me And Tritto's services, And I do believe we can get this done...Mikey D'Amico seemed to have some tension with me, And I believe that stems from me cutting off his dealer...Timmy and me had a heart felt moment at Sunoco, And Nick ruined it when he drove by with his plow..Does anyone think I shouldn't claim Patch on my taxes..

Is Dukie retired or not..Nobody knows..One thing we do know is that he is a blouser and needs to make up his chubby mind..This choice isn't hard it's not Like hmmm a #1 or #6 at McDonalds..Or in Duke's case both.

I must start with the loss the Roberto family took this week...My cat passed on at the young age of 8..Now I am not much of a cat person, but this cat was alright..He was a nice piece of cat..The reason for death is unknown at this time, but if I was the Duke I wouldn't leave town..R.I.P.

Ok onto Superbowl Sunday as usual I will be having a little get together..And a few BRD member will be present...Patch has informed me he will still be here Monday morning..I ask myself all the time Why am I so lucky...Nick Johnson will be in attendance, And Joey needed a hand written invitation like Jeff..Jeff might come..It depends on if I can guarantee him front row seats..I live here and I might not get a seat Good luck with that...Dukie boy will be present and has the next day off..Look out..Dukie missed tonight's game due to an illness, And I usually say it is due to a buffet, but an inside source told me he is trying to figure out how to raise turkeys in his bedroom..

I made the mistake tonight of saying Carey was playing a solid game...2 Seconds later he forgot who he was playing for and set up Lepera Bros. with a goal..Steve seemed a bit disturbed by the razzing the team has given him..I simply explained that once you embrace the stiff factor it is all irrelevant..Just ask Nick..Scotty played quite well this evening, But could relate to the stiff factor or yellow ball syndrome..Patch was a tad bit more excited by Johnny Lasala's invitation to drink beer in the lobby than one should be..Is Patch also into a bag??(That Would explain a whole bunch)...Paul Castonguay was solid on this night, But was a quick exit again..One has to wonder what is going on with Paul or maybe it was the fact it was 25 degrees out..I am going with the latter...Mike D'Amico was well behaved tonight..He had to be with the way that line played(Like I should Talk)...Tim was in a slump..Patch said that..I am not sure he was slumping..Either way he scored a goal late and seems headed on the right path..Minus the fact he didn't drink a beer after the game..

The BRD bye week trip to Hooters was a sucess..To much to speak of, But most members showed up..Highlight of the night surprise surprise Dukie boys wing ding adventure....A nice win I guess..We could of won this game blindfolded..Either way see some of you guys Sunday..Or Wednesday..To me all the same..

Well hockey town has struck again..After Nick took a stick to the eye they once again failed to make the correct call...How there was no call blows my mind as both refs were watching the play, But even worse was the excuse hockey town gives time and time again...His stick rode up Nicks...That's all fine, But you must maintain control of your stick at all times..They are just bad week in and week out..I figure I'll get that high sticking call about the same time Del makes up his mind about C.W.A.

After the game there was talk of Ossipee, And busted eyes, And goals that weren't...Joey Johnson seemed tame this evening...after 4 years zoloft seems to be working..Nick got sticked and continued to play..After that play I am now day to day...Dukie boy continues to wear the sheisty winter cap..Not sure what he is trying to prove with that..Steve Silveria was livid after the game..All I can say did Bill Cosby act like that after Theo brought Adam Sandler home as a friend...J.R. picked up a penalty and was quite livid I assume he knew 100% that ball never went in..Or maybe it was the fact that he was on crumb bum status and paid Patch with a roll of quarters...Mike D'Amico as profound as he could be said we play for 30 weeks and that's it..Tim McPherson is all about this moving experiance..I have advised him, But he has chose not to listen..My guess is he doen't remember cuz he was drunk when I told him..John Carey scored a goal off the backboard,Off my car..Then off hilltop..Just the way he drew it up...Paul had his usual meeting with Dukie about Modern Warfare..Hmm what else can I say about that...Patch didn't have time to get into the booze to badly, And Coach Patch's Corner is back..Scotty left quickly, And Dick Clark seems to be a distant memory..Jeff was sick..Is this a sign of things to come???Jeff you know Patch is just waiting to drop the ax..

Next week we have a bye..I think we are going to Hooters..So if we go see you guys there if not see you all in 2 weeks...

Well Tim McPherson was back after a 2 week hiatus, And the reason was honestly not to my liking...I let Tim know in no uncertain terms I was unhappy with his antics...I feel sometimes you need to put these young players in line..That being said I don't think Tim listened to a word I said..

I must adress the sudden retirement of Dave Comeau..After many attempts by Patch to find out the reason for his departure were unsuccesful..The realization of the situation is he just didn't wanna play..It's that simple..I would like to thank Dave for his services to the BRD.

After the game the BRD talked thier usual ragtime, And is planning a night out on the bye week..We have talked about this before, And we should really do it this time..Patch has taken serious heat this season which has lead to his drinking(Yeah Ok), And has made him Christopher Walken at times..Dukie boy seems to be getting comfortable again after his turkey expedition,Carey took some heat on the bench from Nick, But seemed unfazed, And what I hear is that he has some list..Nick Johnson is still mulling taking the summer off..I'll believe that when I see it,Joey Johnson hung out late and was hanging from the rafters literaly,Paul exited quickly again, And I believe it isn't the daughters boyfriend..It's him and Dukie having a nice time playing Morden Warfare,Scotty seems to have put his Dick Clark stint behind him,Jeff is close to having a baby..Jeff maybe in trouble of being sent packing..We all know how Patch operates,Mike D'Amico is slowly rounding into form with yet another penalty..McGwire first..Mike D'Amico next..Steve had the lovely wife with him, And I do believe they were on thier way to Caldor to find a few nice deals on sweaters.....All in all a nice solid win..

Hooters in 2 weeks..I should know soon if Del is playing against C.W.A.

Well we now have a name to go with the infamous #15...He is T.J...I'll be honest with you I like what I saw from this kid..He had a beer with us, And offered up some insight into what has made us struggle as of late..Nick Johnson was so impressed with him that he offered him the assistant coaching job which T.J. turned down...That in turn made Nick exchange some words with the little guy...All in all that kid was Nice..

After the game we had plenty of beer for once...Nick once again brought beer I do believe that's 3 times this season...I wonder what that is all about..The communion money is out...Speaking of communion money what the hell was Steve doing???Not only with that sweet ensamble he had on..He had an envelope that said Thank yoo..That's right yoo..I wonder what type of class this kid has, And by the way he met his quota and passed to the other team again..Paul took a high stick to the eye and as hockeytown would have it..There was no call as usual..Dukie has looked sharp with the nice winter hat on...It look's like he is still trying to work off the 3 turkeys..Carey now has found his ride...Dukie has become Carey's new Bobby...Jeff seemed to question once the little one arrives his availability..I do believe once he see's a shitty diaper he will be at hockey as well as my house..Joey returned after a one week hiatus, and was a factor during and after the game..I mean Nick got mad over facebook...Yeah facebook(Right now Patch has a hardon)..Hey IceCats,Icedogs all the same 27,28 does it really matter...What a beauty..Dave Comeau was a quick exit and i'm not sure why..Must of had some steaktips to cook...Mike D'Amico is slowly rounding into form with another penalty tonight(Eventhough that one was a bad call)..Scotty or Ryan Seacrest was there until the end, And as far as I hear that will be the last time for a while he will be there late..Patch was actually well behaved for once, And wasn't ripped off 4 beers...

Tim was a no show again...Apartment hunting or some nonsense..The class or lack there of he has shown as of late has been baffling..I believe Nick Told him to smarten up, And he needs to quickly...We are a bad bad team...Still waiting fro a phone call back from Del..

Well Since Patch was a no go..I'll touch on that a bit later..I managed to stop off and grab the booze real quick, And one of the most unlikely duo was left standing at the end me and Nick..We touched on many issues..We realized Kevin McNulty is a little out there, And that Puck U2 is bad, But nice at the same time...#15, And #55 are probally 2 of the best things..Not even players that I have seen in my life...Either way quality time was spent..

The BRD was without 3 players and I guess a coach...Tim was sick, And I confirmed that with Mike D'Amico, And Tim's brother Mike..I still didn't buy it..My guess is Tim was still on a bender from the BRD's victory over The Eggplants...Steve couldn't make it due to illness as well...I believe he has ran out of sweaters and didn't know what to due, And was boycotting this game in defense of J.R...Joey was a no go, And nobody knows why not even Nick knew why..My shot in the dark is he missed a dose, And lost track of when he plays hockey, or for that matter who he is..I fully expect Joey to be up Hockey town tonight wearing his BRD jersey ready to play..Patch was also sick I guess..Eventhough he is fully expected to recover by tonight..Jesus that 24 hour bug..I hope he knows there is no such thing as a 24 hour flu...Mikey D'Amico held up his end of the deal and now leads the team in penalties after 3 weeks..He put in a stellar performance last night with 7 minutes..The cyle has a tendancy to turn on you like that...

BRD new Years Resolutions
Nick Johnson:To Change his DJ name to DJ exquisite..A little better than unique, And to reach his ultimate goal and perform at Tantra
Joey Johnson:To cut back on the zoloft, And realize he plays on a line with me...So u take the good with the bad.And after a game one week to either fight Patch of steal his car..
Dukie:To build that walk in freezer at his house so he has a place to store his 16 turkeys..Who has extra turkeys..Still baffles me.
John Carey:To get flat out cut..The blacklist is a thing of the past, but a flat out cut could be reality..
Paul Castonguay:To continue to have the knee get stronger, And finally Let me deal with this boyfriend type kid..
Steve Silveria:To pass to us not the other team,Buy cigarettes,Throw J.R. out, And reopen Chess King.
Jeff Moses:To come by my house on a Saturday, And not lose all his loot, And blackout half way through, And most importantly a healthy baby something..I know you told me what it was, but the booze make's it slip my mind..
Dave Comeau:To realize you don't have to have every team jersey in the league..If you have money to throw around I am willing to take some..
Tim McPherson:To lay off the booze(Who am I shitting..No way)..To give us a live performance of Irish Drunken Boots..
Scotty:Streamers and horns aside..To befriend the yellow ball, Not dislike it..To speak up more we listen to you..
Mikey D'Amico:Most people would say cut down on the cycles I say go to 5 a day..Anger management are a distinct possability too.
Patch:To not be such a slob...And to not always argue with somebody new every week, And kiss Nick and make up(Patch would love that).

For all concerned I have a slight hamstring tweak, but I should be ok..Happy New year to all...I hope you all get into the booze...

I must start with the invitation Jeff so gradually extened to Mike, Nick,Joey,Scotty,Carey, And Patch...I appreciate it but it worked out in your best interest we didn't go...Jeff you have seen my house on a Saturday..Think about it...Does your pregnat wife want to wake up tomorrow and see me sitting in my own piss still drinking..Lori see's that all the time, But she is married to me...We spared your wife...

I had a nice chat with Del today, And we are trying to resolve some isseues...I have hearby banned Patch from all contact with Del...Speaking of Patch..I discussed with Patch not to be so condescending on coach Patch's corner every week...Yeah Nick is an easy target, But he did stick up for me on the bench tonight...Patch you can say nice things once in awhile..I know you feel like a scorned lover, But Nick has moved on why can't you...Steve continues to impress week in and week out with the sharp array of sweaters he posseses..That bear with the candycane was...Sweet...Tim had a sweet santa hat on..Not quite sure what that was about, But he shotgunned a beer for us..Dave was a quick exit...He said something about working early....Yeah Patch people do go to work...Paul had every right to get pissed by that Eggplant guy, But why did that guy take a swipe at Paul and why did they have 35 guys on the floor during that...Mike D'Amico once again was sort of well behaved...There was a few times we could see the cycle backfiring on him...Carey produced the phone we have talked about for quite some time..Thank you John...Joey came under fire for some ill advised comments..I chalked it up to time to up his dose to 4mg zoloft...Dukie boy was a factor during the game but had to screw right after due to the fact that tomorrow is a big night for Duke..Since he has to travel around the world and deliever presents...J.R. came out to show his support for the BRD...Come on we gotta find a spot for this kid......

Well Merry Christmas to everyone....Tim ask Mike where my angel hair and eggplant is...

Well going into next week's big game VS the Eggplants the BRD will wear the throwback uniforms...I'm not quite sure why, But seemed like a good idea...

The BRD welcomed back Mike D'Amico...who was strangely well behaved,,Even after getting his foot lopped off on a rush up the middle,,It looks to me like Mike is up to 3 cycles a day..Dukie boy returned to action after a 2 week layoff and was effective, And looked like he found his ideal playing weight of 440...Nick Johnson was a no go due to an extra guy..I did hear that Nick was in bed watching A Charlie Brown Christmas in his snuggie..I guess his word doesn't count on Wednesday..Tim Seems all fired up for next weeks game, And has a solid game plan...Carey looked thrilled that his ride was back, and he didn't have to wait for Patch to stumble out the door..Joey was a factor late, And was not at all pleased by the fact we ran out of beer....Steve had time to stop by Merry Go Round, and pick up this weeks Bill Cosby sweater...Dave actually had the throwback jersey in his bag..That's being prepared..Scotty told me why he has been there late, and finally told me why..Paul was a quick exit again, And my guess is..It's the only way to keep the boyfriend at bay...Jeff bought a 30 rack..Yep I was surprised too..I thought he was gonna come in with a 4 pack of Aluminum bottles this time..

Well huge game next week...We all need to play hard to take this game home..See you all next week.

Well most of the discussion after the game was which direction the BRD is heading..Management believes the team is lacking something, And is gonna try to figure out a course of action..And since Patch runs the team what you see is what you get...So I probally just wasted my time typing that...

After the game we had for once plenty of beer..I bought beer...There you go Jeff...J.R. is now officially the first philapino Johnson..Nick was fired up over the move, And Joey wondered who was a Johnson...Paul once again was an early exit..I feel for the veteran defenseman..I do believe this boyfriend needs to be eliminated...Steve once again went shopping, And this time he went to suit your self, And picked up another stellar sweater...Steve fashion sense is what makes the BRD go...Dave want's me to rip him..He claims he whiffed on a one timer..I didn't see it..Plus I do that every week..But I assume the Ron Dugay hair he sports..What am I saying I have no hair...Scotty was into the booze, And was there until..I wish I knew why he was there late every week...John this week we won't talk about blacklisting..You might get flat out cut...Jeff doesn't believe in his superstar status anymore..Well outloud he isn't, But we all know what he is thinking...Patch has some tough choices ahead of him, but we know nothing will go down..Patch will have a tear in the eye..I look forward to seeing his post this week..Tim Drank the booze smoked cigarettes before the game then elected to play D in the third...Every week I like this kid more and more..

Rumor through town is the BRD are close to picking up D'Amico..Patch just gotta see where Mikey is add..That would be a huge addition...Plus the BRD only has 6 penalties this year D'Amico will equal that in a period and a half..No word yet on Dukie's future, But that word should come soon..Del hasn't been seen around the locker room, And it seems like Patch and Del may of hit a stalemate..Or maybe Del don't Like me for a change...

Either way a nice win..One more practice game before the big game vs the Eggplants..

Due To the fact I guess I was required to put up a Christmas tree last night led to the late update...I guess I had agreed to this earlier I should listen more when Lori speaks...

I must start with the fact on coach Patch's corner he attempts to throw me under the bus with Del..I had wrote this before and I will write it again I personally thought people overreacted to the whole thing, And there was no need for apologies..I figured I would address this before everybody thinks I hate Del..Which I actually do, But not enough to cut him..

After the game it was the same old ragtime not enough booze...Dave returned to his scouting position at least for one game and wasn't impressed with what he saw..He did say #15 was a factor..Tim took a few beers and watched big brother play out back, And was never heard from again...Jeff seems to have backed off his self proclaimed superstar title, But then said he could be the best defenseman on the team...Steve seemed in a bit of a rush to leave..My guess is Patch told him to bring beer next week...So we might never see Steve again...J.R. changed his last name to Johnson to fit in...Nick sprung for a 18 rack,,2 times in one season..He might never buy beer again..Joey said he had beer in his car..He went outside and preceded to start his car and drive North up Route 1..Scotty was a factor late again..I like what I see..I am sure Scotty told me why he has been there late, But when the booze is a factor you forget things...Paul was an early exit..To me the whole daughters boyfriend thing seems to be weighing heavily on him..I'm ready when ever you need me...Carey had a lady pick him up, And Patch seemed jealous..I would watch out for the man love Patch has..Just ask Nick And Paul..

Dukie was a no go this week and will be out again next week..Over a few cocktails Monday Dukie tends to be leaning towards retirement..Rumor is he will be taking over for the Phanthom Gourmet...And to my surprise Rumors are Mike D'Amico is seeking to return..We will have to see how that pans out..I guess when you retire at 24 you may wanna play again at some point....It could mean extra small T-Shirts for all..Nice To see Ray Dow make a cameo..It was nice seeing him for 13 minutes..

I must start with the heart felt apology that Patch issued to Del via video link...It was one of the best things I have ever seen...I posted it and Patch removed it...He recieved serious scrutiny for the removal and has since reposted it,,,If you haven't seen it check it out it is a thing of beauty..When I was watching it I wondered if Del asked Patch to blow him..I believe he would of..Del you should of asked...

The BRD was once again with out the services of Nick Johnson...Get ready Nick here is the only compliment you get from me...Without Nick the BRD fail to generate any attack..Nick being the mayor requires teams to double or triple him sometimes, And leaves his linemates open..Without him there teams don't fear the BRD...I never thought I would say it Nick is the key to the offensive attack..That being said he did get knocked out by a 63 year old woman, And dates Kevin McNulty, and commits adultry with Ricky...Joey was also missed as we didn't have the Miville speech, And missed his speed and enthusiasm..Both bring something that is missed..

After the game the BRD threw back a few beers as usual..Most hung out..J.R. asked me what he could do better on the floor..I was baffled cuz I don't know what I should do on the floor...Steve didn't pass to the other team this week..Then again he didn't pass to us either...Paul wasn't happy with the dump and run then preceded to take the floor and dump and run..I sucked as usual, But have put that altercation with Mikey 15 years ago behind me, And liked playing with the little guy...Carey played forward then got sent back to D, and didn't like the move and seemed to look like the beginning of a blacklist to me...Dukie was ready to go..No not for the game for the booze, And a 16 pound turkey that was just his for today..Dave was working the phones and I do believe his was looking for a trade...Jeff had no recognition of anything that was said Saturday at my house..Let's put it this way..Must be something in the Saugus water..He sounded just like Nick And Joey..Tim drank like a beast invited me out with him, And had fun throwing beer cans around..I wonder if he made it home or is he still passed out in the 338 bathroom...Scotty hung out until the end again..I think he figured he had to after that performance..We all know Scotty is the backbone of the team..

Rumor is Patch is actively exploring trades at this point..Duke and Roberto seem to be the likely canadates..I don't mind as long as I get to play with #15..Well that's it Happy Thanksgiving to all. And Wow do we suck..

Coach Patch's Video corner debuts..I saw it it is sweet.

Well I'll begin with the absence of Dukie boy with an undisclosed back injury which he substained at work..My guess is somebody caught him in the back gnawing on a frozen turkey and he slipped on the drumstick.....Dukie in the past has never missed games...So one has to wonder what his story is...As far as Nick goes he had to work a private party..My guess is Kevin didn't play for the Chiefs so Nick and Kevin had a nice candlelit dinner, Or maybe he really was working...Nick will not be present next week either, And is displaying zero class..I must admit without Nick last night it was quiet on the floor..It was nice..

After the game Scotty came through with a 30 rack,,Yeah Jeff a 30 rack..See they do sell them...Patch had today off so he was in rare form..I mean he only works 10 hours a week...Carey was not at all pleased with Patch's lack of class...And he gave the look that we all know Dukie give's John on a weekly basis...Joey exited quickly due to a stick he caught in the beak..He was bleeding pretty good I didn't see the play and assumed he did to much junk the night before..J.R.had a helmet, But not a nice sweater so he didn't wear the helmet..As Steve has shown that is a package..Speaking of Steve nice look to the other team than good job actually looking at him shoot on Scotty 7 times..Ahh it feels good to rip somebody else up...Scotty was one of the last men standing, And drank the booze, And spoke of something we agreed on I just can't remember...Tim jumped off a plane and played..He was into the booze early on, and as usual I liked what I saw..Paul seemed a tad bit distracted by his daughters boyfriend..I offered my services, But Paul was a no go...Dave displayed his green blackhawks jersey..The best part about it is I don't even think the blackhawks have a green jersey..

Either way see you guys next week..Sorry I was late I had the rigimortis..The Del situation is almost resolved as both sides are at least talking well Patch is talking to him so this could only end up one way..

Well I'll start with an apology for the late update...Anyone who has Comcast knows that your internet connection could be suspect at best at times...Either way now on to Del...I'm gonna be serious for a second...Under no circumstances would we cut Del...Whatever Patch said to him it seemed to get misinterpeted, And create all this nonsense...Yes we have played with 11 guys in the past, And we will cross that bridge once Del gets back, But I agree with the fact that last week that was not needed, And if we had 11 guys I would of sat out...The way I am playing I should sit out...Either way Del needs to as Nick would say smarten up...I finally pin pointed why I don't like him...

J.R. made his debut for the BRD, And was confused at times as he went to the wrong bench several times...When I saw him show up I was like how are we playing against this kid again..Maybe that is Steve's fee for the services of his couch...John Carey, And Mike Roberto realized that The 3 Johnsons that play on thier line may well be trying to force them out...Nick and Joey are perfect and play error free hockey every week,Jeff makes 6 figures, But yet brings a 12 pack of Cans to hockey...I guess he just met us...Patch dropped the ball in the Del situation, And in typical fashion said he was drunk...Eventhough he talked to Del from work at 10:30 in the morning...Dukie wore the throw back uniform last night he was misinformed of the BRD intentions...My guess is he used the shirt to clean the gullet out...Paul called Duke a blouser in not so many word...Wait in fact he just said it....Dave was thinking of maybe makeing a trip up to see Del, And see where Del's head is at...Scotty was ready to drink, and wasn't at all to happy with Jeff's move...Jeff you better look out when Scotty talks we listen..Either way a nice win and we are gaining momentum for the big December 23 matchup..

By the way why is Tim in California???

I must start with the sudden retirement of one Dennis Deluca..It was news to me...In fact I read it like the rest of you, And I am sure you were all as surprised as I was...Me being captain of the BRD i was appauled by Del's lack of contacting me, And trying to fix what was broke, But he bypassed me, And dealt with management directly, And made a snap decision that quite honestly I don't agree with...Del offered great service to the BRD, but in the end there was to many obstacles to overcome and Del is gone..

The BRD played the game shocked, and with heavy hearts as just hours before Del announced he would not return...Joey Johnson who was so upset showed up late as a sign of his allegiance to Del(Or maybe he was sleeping)...Either way the BRD went on with the show and won 9-1....Coach Patch had no comment on the situation, And I witnessed a tear roll down his cheek,Mike Roberto seemed happy that Del was gone...As we all recall Del was trying to take Mike's C away,Nick was pissed due to the fact that now Del is gone he is the focal point of all attacks,Jeff was happy that he would not be cut since Del was gone...Steve wondered if J.R. could somehow someway be the next Del,Dave...Who we all know was most fond of Del.Displayed his #22/#3 Del Jersey,Tim wasn't sure who Del was, Dukie wondered if in a fit of hunger he ate Del,Carey wondered if with the departure of Del and Haas.....If he was next...Paul..Who we all know played with Del before us all...Said he felt a void that might never be replaced(We all know Paul never said that)..Scotty was drunk and had no idea who Del was..In fact he didn't know who he was......That being said all I just wrote happened or didn't happen 5 minutes after the game..Once the beer was out we forgot it all..

After the game the BRD was graced by the presence of Eggplant forward Mike McPherson...He talked a whole bunch of shit offered us eggplant over angel hair..Which sounded good to me, And basically called out younger brother Tim..What I got out of it is we must win this game for Tim...He kissed me tonight so I am onboard..Either way time to eat and sleep....See you all next week...

Well as I saw it Paul Castonguay must be feeling stronger as he picked up 3 penalties..The first one he chocked some kid out, And then slapped his buddy who jumped in, And then in his defense picked up a bullshit high sticking call...Maybe that came as a reputation call from chocking the first kid out...My guess is that he was on edge that his daughter was at her boyfriends house(Hey I would be)..

After the game the BRD threw some beers back..Bud light....Bud light????I am baffled by the Duke's lack of knowledge that I prefer Bud...I blame that on the fact he was hungry, And realized I will drink kerosene if that is all that was presented to me...Steve need's to get J.R. off the couch or charge him rent so he doesn't ask me for cigarettes....John Carey once he get's me a new phone is blacklist exempt...That being said Patch will probally tell you that you don't fit into our plans next season...Dave touched base with Carl, And ate some tacos...How do you eat taco bell and play goalie???Nick was not so bad tonight...He yelled at me twice then watched Kevin play and seemed a bit aroused by Kevin's moves..You do the math...Joey with his speeches has become Miville...Patch drank and argued a call when we were up 7-0..What's new...Scotty talked of being into the booze for the next four weeks..Scotty and Booze is nice...Jeff and me talked about ovulating,Dogs, And woman's sexual prime...So goes married life..Dave wondered why he won the poll....I thought for sure I would win..Tim once his zucchini types friends were present he became...well Nick...I need someone to dislike since Del is out and Tim seems like a likely canidate.....

Either way we don't have a real challenge until December 23..So let's enjoy for now.;.

I must start with the absence of Dukie Boy...As far as I heard he didn't wanna be rushed since he worked until 6:30...Huh I thought that's what I did every week...Is this the end for the Duke has he played his last game...Has he lost his heart for the game..I have no clue..Only time will tell....Carey played out of position tonight and performed well...All those easy chances he had and missed took the heat off me...We learned Jeff is happily married I think...Joey isn't aware that I play on his left...Nick is willing to pay money for certain things..Patch is a pussy, And got me sick...Scotty spoke, And we listened....Tim want's to start his own team called summer squash...Paul wondered when Mike would recieve a pass...Dave wasn't there, But sorely missed....Del wasn't there, And wasn't missed...Steve was a quick exit...My reasoning is that J.R. might join the BRD, And he couldn't face me......

The BRD talked of many things and came up with one thing they must revaluate the team...so nobody is safe...Please god cut me....

As I went to update this tonight the site keeps track of how many posts you make and this is 100..For you guys keeping score that is almost 2 years(That's for Joey, And Patch)...Before you speak Paul I realize you did the site twice so this is really 98, But I don't accomplish much so let me bask in this...I came up with a few things...How did this site stay up for 2 years...1 You guys are losers for reading this..2 I am a loser for writing this at 2 in the morning...3 We are all losers....4 Patch didn't run the site...

I must address in warmups the calous and well calculated move by one Tim McPherson to shhot the ball off the post and hit me in my beak...I was sour but Tim kissed me twice...So I guess all is ok in the world..At least in my eyes it is...

After the game the BRD scouted the Eggplants, And what I came up with was that theY have good forwards, But seem to scramble in the D zone, And the one thing the BRD can do is pass..What am I lying???

Well as the cold weather has arrived a few members hung out...Jeff realized when he comes to Staaf Rd tell the wife see you in 3 weeks,Nick returned and even had the ref take a shot at him over his layoff,Joey was sick and showed that with a 6 point performance,Scotty was his usual self making all the saves, and drinking a few beers after, Del showed up eventhough he is welcomed on the hockeytown grounds...Steve left the sweater at home and I wasn't happy,J.R. wasn't present,Dave decided Facebook was the devil, And told Patch he was a loser..Well that's what I heard...Dukie and Carey were
early exits due to the fact Duke was hungry, And Carey was distraught after the comments by Joey...Honestly he wasn't...

Well another week gone..We are another day older, And bigger losers that the day before for reading this...

Well the BRD returned to action on this windy Wednesday night, And all I got out of the night was the BRD are bad,Steve somehow shops at Chess King even though it closed 12 years ago...Nick is Ray Dow 10 times worse,,And Del is no longer welcome on the BRD...

After the game the BRD talked of honestly the same old nonsense they always talk...Patch was drunk...Paul had to ice the knee,Carey had to call AT&T to get me a deal,Jeff had to go home to the wife..I wish I knew her name I am sure I was told, But when you drink the booze like I do you forget things....Joey started his campaign for mayor, And as far as I saw on the early return polls he is ahead of Nick by 3%..Tim Drank before the game(Which I respected), And seemed intimidated by big brother Mike...Scotty had a few shots for Del with which I agreed with by the way,Dave talked of missed chances due to a cruise(I told you the kid was no good)...Dougie was good...I said 2 words to him, But I like him better than Nick already...Speaking of Nick....He's a stiff beyond stiff...He is Carey's friend, And Jeff's boy, And in my eyes he has less class than Del, And that is saying a whole lot...I wonder when he will realize who got him on Section 8.....Yeah keep thinking....Yeah that's right me...I don't want to take all the credit but the way Nick has acted I have no choice...He knows the truth...

Well the winter season has begun..No more BBQ's, But at least we get to look forward to playing out side In January..Did anyone see that schedule..Not happy..Steve will J.R. at some point play on my team or just against me???

I must start with the less than stellar effort Scotty turned in...Scotty has been the backbone of the BRD as we have all know, But on this night he was suspect at best...I mean he made 62 saves, But he should of made 66...That being said great game Scotty...By the way Tim Sucked too...

Well the BRD had a chance to shock everybody including themselves, But in the end came up a bit short, But they have nothing to hang their heads about..They advanced further than anyone thought they would, And were actually quite good in the playoffs...As Jeff put it they played Whalers hockey...All in all it was a good ride that ended a bit premature, But still fun...

After the game the BRD talked of moving forward, And tried to aquire some players to bolster the roster...Nick threw some feelers out there, And it looks like the BRD are headed in the right direction...This run should give the BRD some confidence that they are good and can play with even the best...

The BRD has next week off...So this is my last post for a bit...Some highlights of the past season...Patch being sharp in the playoffs,Paul getting stronger as the season went on,Jeff being day to day eventhough he wasn't hurt,Del showing why he is valuable to this team(I don't compliment Del so enjoy),Joey slowly becoming Nick,Nick being Nick..Enough said,Duke thinking about broadcasting as a after hockey career,Carey drinking one week leaving in the third period the next week, And after all the dust settled realized he wasn't Zack Morris,Dino not showing up due to getting a tatoo...Hmmm I thought you were kidding, but you were actually serious..Tim working for the IRS...With Mike D'Amico to boot..It's only a matter of time before Tim wears the extra small tee shirt,Steve Silveria playing one game..We lose, And watches another and we lose...Hmmm J.R. must of played.....Dave having a baby then cruising the Orient like he is Tom Brady....

We did the best we could, But came up short....In the end we had quite the summer...Parties...Surprise birtday parties,Ossipee,Weddings, And booze...Good luck Nick And Dino on Monday..Since I don't like either one of you I could care less who wins

Well the BRD are embarking on something great....Honestly who expected them to be in the position they are...I would say nobody..We might play them 10 time they might beat us 9....Nah I'll get to that later...Section 8 is better than the BRD no doubt, But they are put together to win a championship...The BRD is put together as a team, But friends first...We have gone to Ossipee together...Had BBQ's together(except Carey),Celebrated 30th Birtdays together,Went to Weddings,Played cards,Fantasy leagues...The list is endless...We are a team...No matter waht happens Thursday I have enjoyed this ride...Like Carey said we have no pressure..We are supposed to lose...Let's prove everybody wrong...I enjoy playing with all you guys...Even Dino...

After the game the BRD basked in the glory of the victory they just achieved..(Eventhough Ray said we were outplayed), And talked of the next game...The highly touted Section 8.....I must admit it will be a tough game...We all need to play the best game we have ever played...From Scotty to Me....The word from the BRD is that if they win it all the team will be pulled...Cuz quite honestly if we win it under the circunstances what else is there to prove...

Dave Comeau was a no go due to his scouting seminar in Curacao....Is it just me or has Del and Joey been playing the best hockey I have seen in awhile...In my opinion they have been the x factor in the playoffs...Sorry I just realized that Jeff brought the Whaler mentality to the BRD...Either way win or lose it has been a pleasure....

Well the trio of Mike, Duke, And Paul got that ever elusive playoff win, And the jinx is over...Next the BRD face Ray Dow's team, And far as I heard Nick might fight Ray, And I'm gonna fight Pic...As we all know there has been a rift between Pic and Me almost as long as mine and Del's rift...So it's about time they fight and get it over with..

My offensive performance wasn't up to par this evening..I blame Patch, And Tom Brady...Patch knew we had a big game yet allowed me to drink the booze Monday night..I question his management skills with a move like that..Nick has slowly evolved into a full blown crumb bum, And I may have to fight him after Pic...Joey was a beast tonight, And made up for the rigimortis that I had...Del was a sick man, And played like an animal(I still don't like him),The Defenseman...Paul, Jeff, Duke, And John were solid all night..They never panicked and were under control all night...Dave coming off a severe injury...played nice all night, and won some key faceoffs, Tim is still trying to get his legs back, And he appears to be very close to regaining that form..Scotty was huge...He made some big saves late in the game...

I must adress the absence of Dino Mazzarelli...It hurts the way Dino has treated the team, And more importantly me...He has treated the BRD like that girl you don't think you can, But you get..Only to find out she's a man..Why that never happened to anyone else????

In closing great win last night...Have a good time on your cruise Dave..Sorry about the late update I was out of gas see Tom Brady, And Patch above...

Well I'll begin with the two injuries the BRD substained this evening...The first Paul took a Kevin McNulty shot off the beak, And we all know Kevin can bring it..My theory is Kevin plays with Nick, And that stiff rubbed off on him, because Paul was beside the net..Nick you have an adverse effect on people...Then came Dave's injury...My theory is Dave give the baby back..It has cut into your scouting..If you had did your scouting you would of known that kid follows through high and all could of been avoided therefore I blame you for all this..Eventhough the ref said if I scored more the clock would of been running...Was it just me or did Dave look better banged up than he usually does...All kidding aside Dave I hope you are ok..That sux...

After the game the BRD drank Nick Johnson,Mike Roberto,Paul Castonguay,Joey Johnson,Jeff Moses,Scotty,Patch, And Jerry Alveti all hung out and Drank some booze..Patch at any point did you wonder when Jerry was gonna leave????I did...The BRD spoke of injuries,Del, And parties this Saturday...It seems most members would be attending..I do believe I may well get evicted after this one..Hey those are the breaks..I like parties...

The BRD welcomed back Tim McPherson...The welcomed him back with a demotion..Tim said he was a no go for the party due to a whole lot of booze in Cincy, But drank beers after the game and now he is coming to the party...Dino was a no show again, And I am starting to wonder if I like that kid...Speaking of dislike..Del was a no go too..I know I don't like him.....

Well gotta cut this a tad short gotta get ready for work...See you all Saturday, And let's step it up for the playoffs...You know I haven't won a playoff game up there yet...

Well I'll start with the fact the Captain knew a class act when he saw one,,,After Raymond...I can call him that we are tight now...After his game Ray invited fellow captain Mike Roberto over for a nightcap,And we played pool, And reviewed some film, And I gave him some pointers on how to play the game...I believe Ray respected my insight, And now we are life long friends...Well at least I believe that..

The BRD had A bbq after the game all members were present...Dave was scouting and made a cameo...Dave you know I was kidding about the scouting thing last week...Jeff, And Nick talked shit about their entrance into the BRD FFBL and then protected Greg Lewis...We'll see what happens,,,Carey got over his self imposed slight, And tore the grill up...Dukie Boy was a beast...Not on the floor,but with the burgers...Paul...talked of over 30 leagues, And of LT...Del was sad as he was cut due to his dispute with management ...My question is have we seen the last of Del...Last I saw Patch Hugged him......Scotty seemed like a go for the September 5th party, And talked of a Sonic grand opening...Joey was quiet, And exited early...My guess is that it was medicine time....

The September 5th party is soon approaching, And I hope to see you all there....We didn't go undefeated but we had a good season...Nick look at the stats I am one point behind you...God forbid I have more points than you...

I forgot the season ending polls so I will do it in the next two weeks,,,,

Sorry For the late update this week I lost the game sheet, And was in no condition last night to try to remember who scored, And all that other stuff so I figured I would wait until today..I know I am a crumb bum and need to control the booze..

The BRD welcomed back Steve Silveria, And lost coincidence I think not...I do blame Steve and Carey for the loss..More Carey though..He scores bang we let up 6 in a row..After the loss Nick Johnson was sour and proceded to drive up and down RT 1 wondering why J and M closes at 4:30...Joey and me had quite the conversation..We covered many bases, And realized this team is bad..I'm not sure I said this, But I do hate to beat a dead horse so I will move on...Dave after the game was contemplating resuming his duties as a scout...Dukie Boy wacked down 4 quick beers then got hungry and pulled carey, And off they went...Paul had the kids and wasn't much a factor after the game....Tyler looked poised to chew Steve's wife ear off....Ray Dow was in attendance with his little lunch pail...What the hell was that thing...Scotty Wondered out loud about the dead horse, And said I should get my own...Jeff wondered what line he would be on next week, Or will Patch just decide he should play goalie instead..The way it looked to me Dino is unsure which team he played for last night..

Del was a no go due to the fact he is a pickle nose..He had work,Studied,or took a kayak trip..Your guess is as good as mine...Timmy...who we sorely miss will be back soon...Happy hour 5-7..He might come back as a blouser...Speaking of blousers Patch is in Sebage doing what he does best freeloading...Well September 5th is the date for my next shindig..I hope to see you all there..

Well the BRD unveiled the new shirts, And almost had to burn them as they almost lost.....The4 shirts would of been gone if we lost that game..I blame Nick And Patch for these shirts,....I hold no responsability for this...All kidding aside the shirts look good to bad we stink.....

After the game most members hung out....Jaoey went to his car sat there for 15 minutes and then left...As Joey would say Joey J was trying to start his car....Nick was a deadbeat as usual..What the hell were you thinking trying to pass to me on a 2 on 1...Del played one of his best games to date...He hustled shot like Nick, And in the end was a sump pump...Jeff finally got his invite for the winter league...Jeff Patch was tipsy..I wouldn't hold my breath...Dino was gone quickly I saw his woman go to his car but never quite saw Dino after the game...Dave actually hung out for a bit, And come to find out he has a cruise on the horizon...I am still wondering why I am not invited....Patch chewed off Tim from the Stallones ear...By the way why did he pull up like he expected us there...Maybe cuz we are always there..Paul was a factor late...Tyler must of been playing archery....Duke and Carey exited quick...My guess is Duke's shirt is new and didn't smell likr Provolone yet and he had to work on that.....Tim was a no go..I do Miss Tim...

Well as all has been documented The BRD will have a September 5th BBQ at Mike Roberto's house I hope to see you all.

Well I'll start with a couple near fatal blunders by Coach Patch..As the bench let Patch know the other line had been out there for 2 minutes Patch failed to make a line change, And bang the line was scored on, And that let to the next situation...With a little over a minute to go the BRD faced a 4 on 4, And Patch chose to go with 3 forwards and 1 defenseman...Why I'll never know..My theory is he was still drunk from Saturday's party, Or he is a crumb bum...

Saturday's party was a sucess....Ghosts do exist...As Scotty Rosato made an appearance to everybody's surprise....Del was there with his woman, And brought some nice chicken...Del never come's empty handed,,Nick Brought the slush as usual, and somehow was the first to show up..Didn't quite know what to make of that...Ray was there as he always is Timmy McPherson made his first BRD gathering...The Dukie boy was there as was Patch, And as we all saw they were both worth the price of admision(What do you want me to say Duke needed a backrub)..Paul came in with who is now becoming the BRD mascot Tyler..Tyler hustled a few people on the Wii, And Paul hustled a few people at horseshoes..Like Father like son..There was some no shows...Carey wasn't a factor, And know's a black list could be coming,Joey was camping I think in my backyard,,,Dino was at Disney world or a Redhawk Party..The best part is a Redhawk was at the party.....Dave had a hockey shirt convention to attened..Either way the class level of the no shows are starting to drop to a dangerous level..

The BRD were without Tim McPherson who was in Cincy for some training he left Monday so he must of been fired by now and is back,Dino I already covered..You know a good family will take you only so far..At some point you need to emply what you were taught...Joey and Nick packed up the family truckster and headed of to Wally world..What are they the Griswolds???

Either way still undefeated, How is anybody's guess...The BRD would like to thank Ray Dow, Wally, And Clown feet Beressi for helping them out last night..

Well it has been brought to my attention that the BRD will be quite shorthanded next week...The will be without the services of Tim McPherson,Nick Johnson,Joey Johnson,Dino Mazzerelli, And possibly Jeff Moses(Jeff you want a contract this isn't the way to go about it)...That is quite a loss for the BRD...As we speak Coach Patch is trying to aquire some last minute help..He has touched base with Ray Dow, And will contact Bobby Haas...Nick has talked to Walter Mazlak, And Dave Baressi, And rumors are some Whalers members may help out the BRD...Tim is working on Mike D'Amico..The penalty box has been lonely...

After the game the crowd was scarce..Scotty was a quick exit, And Dave Comeau was missing in action....Carey and Duke screwed before I had a chance to give Duke the cooler he requested early this morning...Yeah you woke me up...Paul,Patch,Mike,Nick,Joey, And Tim held court and talked of this Saturdays party it seems like most BRD members should be present....it should be a good time with any luck I will be evicted, and divorced...Ohhh I can only dream..

So far for this Saturday's party...The BRD has confirmed that Mike Roberto,Nick Johnson,Patch,Tim McPherson,Paul Castonguay,Duke,Joey Johnson have said they will be there...Dave screwed to quick I didn't have time to ask him...Carey would like to come but needs a ride...Scotty will be there at some point..He's the goalie what do you expect...Jeff is away I think..Ray Dow doesn't answer text messages...Dino always shows up so I assume he will again....Del...Well that is a whole different story..He said he will be here..I tend to believe he has to study....

Well either way I hope to see you all Saturday...Tim thanks for the idea for the poll..

I would like to start with the bombshell one Dennis Deluca dropped this evening...Come to find out in the winter season he will be in class on Wednesday nights, And can only make 10:00 games..So pencil him in for 3 1/3 games...Maybe it's me, But I need to wonder where this kids head is at...I feel like I was duped by Del...Last week I realize that maybe this kid has class..Only to be proven drastically wrong...I think we need to think which direction we need to take with this Kid...

The BRD had a little BBQ everybody attended except Ralphie...Some highlights of the BBQ included Patch making a name for himself in the food department, Carey working the grill like a beast, And not to happy about the Kit being lost in the move,Paul warning everybody not to talk to Tyler...Due to the fact Tyler would chew your ear off...Obviously Mo missed that warning...Joey may of lost a step...He was confronted and kept his cool..Either the Zoloft dose was increased, Or unfortunatly Nick is rubbing off on him...As far as Nick goes we had a BBQ, And no slush....32 nights of hockey in a row must be wearing on him...Dukie boy got cute on the floor...I still haven't figured out what he was doing on that one play...Jeef looked for a contract extension and all he got was a burger...Jeff I am year to year I advise you to do the same....Dino actually got the tattoo taken care of and couldn't find the Redhawks, And hung out for a bit,,,Was it just me or was him... and Tim sort of close tonight...I'll admit it I was jelous...Tim put into his phone my August 1 BBQ..i assume I will have a guest that night...Dave brought som nice P salad to the BBQ, And actually got credit for the points he scored..Scotty we did miss you tonight..A meeting????Is this the first excuse to not showing up August 1.

Well August 1 is soon approaching and I hope to see you all..we should have fun....This win was huge and we did what we needed to do....And that was to show as sad as it is the best on that night..

So the BRD tied tonight is that such a big deal...I think not...Does it deminish the big match up VS Bad Company next week...Sure, But none the less it is still a big game...The way the BRD has been been playing they were bound to get caught...

After the game the BRD hung out and figured out a few things Mike Roberto is a Sachem and Nick Johnson Is a Patriot...Speaking of Nick...Did anyone see that shiner he had...Rumor is he received that from a 46 year old woman...That's what u get for bouncing at the Caravan.....Steve Silveria was present and as far as i hear coached up his buddy J.R......Who for some reason I have played every week this season...Ray"USB"Dow was present and talked about his return to the BRD or is he cut you make the call....John Carey finally hung out due to the fact that he is an avid saved by the bell fan...John I loved that show, But is it just me or do you watch the show now and realize how bad it was...I'm so excited.......Dukie boy was a factor and never quite moved off the chair...I guess there was no Santa trick tonight...Jeff told me every place to eat in Saugus,Revere,Malden, And Chelsea....Dave returned to his roots and scouted, And as far as I saw he believed we are in trouble next week,,,Del showed some class, And I do believe we are finally on the road back...Joey was quiet(Must of missed a dose), And was proud to show off his chair and cooler....Coach Patch is going to a concert in Foxboro yet that requires a 3 day sleep over..I think Patch just likes Pajama parties...Paul I know you were in your former building,But you were shady at best....Scotty and me decided Patch doesn't need a 2x..He might need a 3x....Tim was a early exit...I would assume that it's because the woman was present...Tim you whipped??????????????Dino 2 weeks with a tatoo..what would the good family say about this utter nonsense.

Either way I will be having a BBQ on August 1 on 26 Staaf Rd... I hope to see you all...1-1..Wow we suck

Well I must begin with the vicious hit I received this evening...It was hairy at the very best, And if I had to venture a guess I would say I seperated the shoulder...Let's put it this way as I write this 3/4 of the way in the wrapper it still hurts..So do what you will with that...

Let me recap July 4th.....A few BRD members showed up...Dino was there for a bit....Nick Johnson came...Left then was going home and somehow showed up again...Patch was a mockery...Had soot on the hat yet he isn't a chimney sweep, And was quite excited that Lori put a blanket on him...Duke drank 3/4 of a bottle of Grey goose, And tried to convince certain females that he was Santa...Mike Roberto was ..As Ray Dow would put it a slob...Speaking of Ray Dow...He was in attendance, And seemed in good spirits.....All in all some notable no shows for the 4th..Tim as far as I hear was all about the jagrbombs on the 3rd...Bobby Haas couldn't make it due to the impending signing of Rasheed Wallace...John Carey wasn't a factor...Eventhough Patch text me yesterday wondering if Carey was there...That tells you where he was at...We actually got a maybe off Scotty...Better than recent years...Paul was there and unfortunatly I had to carry him in horse shoes...Dave couldn't make it due to the fact he doesn't drink....I don't blame him would you wanna hang with this group sober...Del was a no show again, and after his comments on the guest book last week you would think he would want to show up to hammer out his differances with Mike Roberto...I guess not...Joey Johnson was busy gettin tatoos so I hear...Joey a scorpian???What is that all about...You should of got a tatoo of me....Jeff we still haven't decided if you can play next week...

Well all I got out of tonight was that my new best friend is the guy from the Mutany..He is nice, And didn't make a run at Duke...And in closng why do other teams think I am fast...What is wrong with this world????

As I watched the game from the bench this evening I wondered are we bad...Honestly is the BRD bad..All I came up with is maybe...When it take's you two and a half periods to put away a team you are much better than...You have to wonder...Yeah we were shorthanded, And the floor was hairy, And those guys had no regard for anything...I don't know we were bad..Either way A win is a win I guess.

After the game there was the usual nonsense....Come to find out Nick Plays on 6 nights, And has shedded his tittle of stiff and now may be a loser...Plus he works at Zanzibar in town now...Carey was solid during the game..He left his feet twice and didn't pick up a penalty shot call...Paul being the horseshoe guy he claims to be and has backed down from his claim to be a world renowned player...Scotty was huge and has to this point been the BRD MVP...Dave said he was bad tonight..Dave we were all bad....You were better than me...Del may well shoot more than Nick...Tim was late..Then scored 4 goals...The balls on that kid.....Duke saw Team Last Place and came out sheisty only to exchange words again with some crumb bum....As I sit here and think Patch really didn't argue any calls tonight...Wow what was wrong with him.....

The BRD was a tad short this evening...Joey Johnson Couldn't make the west coast trip due to parole regulations....Jeff was a no go due to a contract issue that if Jeff plays 6 games it kicks in all sort of clauses..Talks are underway to resolve the issue...Dino couldn't go due to he got a tattoo ...One must wonder what did he get a tattoo of...Did it say Redhawks??????Steve was out again, But the BRD are hopefull he will be back soon..Booby Haas was present and signed some autographs, And seemed unhappy with the antics on the floor.


Well the 4th is here and we all know this is time to get together and have fun...Unfortunatley there will be no fireworks..I blame the Duke...But we will still have fun...So far BRD members in attendance will be Dave,Nick,Patch,Duke(He has Sunday off Look out),Tim,Paul,Scotty(Hopefully),Del(Maybe...Is this kid full of shit or is it just me), And many many more former BRD members...If I don't see you guys have a godd and safe 4th...My advice don't be like me on the 4th...For all who don't know 26 Staaf Rd Saugus Ma

Well the BRD had the infamous 10:00 PM game or the west coast trip..It depends which way you want to look at it, And they came up with a very nice 3-2 win VS a very ready and game Stallones team...This may well be the BRD's toughest game this season..(Don't overlook the Five "O")...In my opinion the BRD had many chances to put the game away, But couldn't...The fact the game was in doubt the last 20 seconds is their own fault....

Afetr the game birthday boy Tim McPherson vanished quickly I assumed Peter Woo's was having a celebration for Tim...Scotty was a factor and hung out and discussed the save that may of well been a goal.....Jeff has slowly made himself at home, And has fit in quite nicely...He enjoys the booze(Which to me is a plus)...Joey,Duke,Del, And Carey were quick exits..In fact I would be hard pressed to say I saw them after the final buzzer...As I think about throw Dino in the mix too...I think Dino left with 2 minutes to ge...As long as I am on Dino...Has anyone but me wondered what has got into Dino this season...He has been feisty to say the least.......Nick only has two goals...Are you shitting me...Here's some motivation for Nick...Do you want me to have more goals than you?..Paul was a beast and looked as good as he has since his comeback...Scotty I have played with you for about 10 years now and that may be the best save I have seen you make...Del I can't even yell at you..You make a great pizza...Dave seems to be longing for his second job as a scout, And in recent weeks has been doing just that..Patch....hmm stop yelling about every little call...You sump.

The BRD injury list has remained the same Steve Silveria is still a few weeks away..Steve get your act together...In the next few weeks we will finalize the Ossipee trip for September...It should be a good time...We all know what is coming the 4th of July...I hope you all can make it.....

In closing the conversation of the week
Ref:44 1 minute elbowing
Duke:Ref you got it wrong I didn't elbow him I choked him out..Get it right next time....Nick we gonna BBQ next week?

The BRD took the floor without Gm/Coach/Drunk/Facebook Patch, And did quite well..As far as I hear coach Patch was out with an illness...Nobody knew what it was...Keep in mind he never saw a doctor, But instead seeked advice from Chucky Who diagnosed him with the flu, And anyone who knows the Patch family knows any word from the Patch's is law...

Well let me recap the Ossipee trip Duke was quite the sight the first evening, And ended up in the canoe...Why was Jay and Nick so scared?..Nick drank some Zima and took a kayak ride that revealed there is somebody there...Joey drank, And hung to the end, But once he went outside with his shit basically fell asleep anywhere, And who knew Joey dies in his sleep...Mike Roberto showed no class..I fell in the fire,Off the canoe twice..Down the front stairs, And slept in his car...As Nick would say no class..I needed Tim there to make me look good Who knew Del was a chef...He cooked up some shit, And after a minor mishap with the pizza the first night all was good..Del tell me why u brought a hammock again?Del what did those girls want?Coach Patch to my surprise was quite under control...The first night he went to sleep at 12 and still slept the longest..Did anyone but me wonder why patch looked like a newborn baby..

After the game the BRD hung out for a bit and discussed Ossipee trips in September, And talked of new shirts guys I am ready to order them text me with what colors u want...I need to know that vote was to close..

Well the BRD was without Dino..The story is that he had the tim shitnickles...After what I saw last week I believe that could be a sign of things to come....According to Nick Jeff threw his hat in the September Ossipee trip..I like what I see...Scotty played solid in our game then pulled a Dino and played for some team and got lit up...See that's what you get...Tim had to go to Peter Woos for the 17th week in a row...Carey was a quick exit, And hasn't regained his form of 2 weeks ago, And in my opinion maybe never will,Paul is still struggling to feel comfortable out there..It will come Pauly....Dave was there after the game but doing what he does best scouting....

All in all a nice win, And the next thing to look forward to is the 4th of July on Staaf Rd..Dukie we gonna tear this up?

So I must address the situation of Dino playing for one of our rivals...As our game ended Dino said I will meet you guys over there for a few beers..So we wait and wait and wait...Then no sign of Dino...We look on the floor and what do we see Dino wearing #20 for the Redhawks...I am baffled and the BRD is mulling a fine...Good family.

After the game most members were present with a surprise appearance by Steve Silveria...Far as I hear Steve is 2-4 weeks away from playing...After the Dino situation was put to rest most talk was of the upcoming Ossipee trip...The BRD will be well represented up there...It should be fun...

Well the BRD is off to a quick 3-0 start and it looks good...Don't get me wrong the 3 teams we played were bad news,But we beat them soundly..Paul's comeback seems to be on track..He say's he doesn't feel right..I think he looks better every week..Carey has been a factor...Not so much on the floor, But in the booze department,Nick is still getting his feet wet after missing the first gamae due to Ray Dow Syndrome,Jeff has produced at an alarming rate..Which has been a pleasant surprise to the BRD..Tim has adjusted nicely to his role as a center,Joey is soft, But that's no surprise,Dukie boy has a new truck and rumors are the goal diggers purchased it for the big guy..This is Duke's final year on his contract.Scotty has been solid in the net..It must be tough to stay awake back there..Del has issues...I didn't like his nonsense last night...You better believe I will deal with him in Ossipee...Patch is a drunk and argues every call...Even the ones that go our way....Dave to my surprise tried to be a deef last night...


Ok I am done for now...See some of you guys up in Ossipee.

Well the question will be debated for the next few weeks...Has Jeff Moses earned a spot on the BRD summer roster...He has scored 4 goals in 2 games...If Patch had his way....Those numbers are subpar...Only time will tell...The BRD reunited the much hyped combo of Mike Roberto and Nick Johnson....The combo had mixed reviews as the duo seemed to lack some chemistry..I suppose as they play together more the chemistry will come back....Scotty posted yet another shutout and seems to be on course for another big season After the game most members hung out, And Nick after performing his mayoral duties managed to get himself invited to the Maryland Tourney..Also invited was John Carey, And Mike Roberto...John did we get invited or invite ourselves?...Speaking of John...You know he was into the booze when he told Matty they had no chance once the ball dropped...Dukie boy looked to cut Josh from a team he has no part of....Paul wore his new lacrosse chest protector, And actually preserved the shutout for the BRD...Joey was surprisingly quiet,....My guess is he is waiting for Ossipee to let loose..On a side not Joey was gonna bang out Nick if he crossed me the wrong way...Scotty voiced some vaild opionons about the future of the BRD and I agreed with them all...Patch wanted a ride home...All fine and good but I am only 2 exits away now...Call Sarah.....Wow imagine Dino is gonna be a lawyer...wow Like I said Dino once I kill Lori I might need u. Del was a no go this night with what is termed as a slight groin pull...I don't buy it u make your own choice.....Ray was a no go, And is mulling retirement...Mikey D is done, And accoarding to Carey Bobby Haas had 13pts-7Rebs, And hit a big 3 late..Steve Silveira may well face surgery...I hope not..We need Steve.....Ok that's a wrap...Nick what's Jeff's last name...Moses...Like the guy?

Well big time scorer Nick Johnson couldn't play this evening due to various injuries and a much needed rest....My question is are you Ray Dow?(Sorry Ray too good to pass up)....Well the BRD opened up the summer season with a solid 9-2 win over the Lepera Bros....Del is back on the shit list after his warm up antics trying to hurt Scotty...I asked you twice tonight and I'll ask you again...Does the BRD have a backup plan if Scotty goes down????No Del they don't..So relax..What a crumb bum....Paul Castonguay played a hell of a game...Just 10 months after acl reconstruction surgery, And seemed to regain some of the form that made him one of the best defenseman up hockeytown(He even exchanged words)....I must acknowledge the play of John Carey...Who got his much deserved shot at forward and played hard and produced.Dino was back manning the blueline, And was not at all to happy about his exile from Mike Roberto's wedding...Dino if you weren't a ghost during the off season conditioning program you may of got an invitation.

After the game most members hung out, And the talk was of Staaf Rd...Duke painting...I think that's what he said, And Patch's coaching blunders in the quarter finals....Dave returned to his roots and did some scouting on the new addition Disney on Ice and proclaimed them bad..I'll take his word on it...Joey proclaimed that this was his and Paul's season then never looked in his direction the rest of the game..

The BRD was without some key players this evening Mike D'Amico retired for reasons that I can't quite get a grasp on...With Mikey it is what it is...Oh by the way Mike we will fight...Bobby Haas is playing hoop this summer...Some claim Bobby has a slight tear of his groin and is trying to rehab...Others believe Bobby lost his love for the game...Has #17, or 11 I guess played his last game...Ray Dow has taken the summer off yet he is gonna play Tuesday, And put in his own team on Thursday..Ray any shot I can play on any of these superstar teams you put together...I mean I am no Ray Nickerson, But I am ok...All in all the BRD need players that wanna play...I love you guys, But you have put us in quite the predicament this season...As always Nick,Mike,John,Del,Duke,Scotty,And Dave will be there every week, And in the end like Nick says it will all work out....I am looking forward to this summer season....We will as always have fun...Steve get better quick..I am no the only smoker on the team right now and you know how smokers are looked at..Tim what was your story...I would be hesitant to play if i was gonna center me and Del too.

Either way take no offense to what I say..This is just me...Good luck to all who chose not to be BRD members this summer, And for those who are on the team..Let's have fun and BBQ, And tear it up.

This is the first playoff game I played this post season, And we lost...I have to wonder is it me???The BRD had a great season but just came up short, But at least we won a playoff game...

After the game the BRD was graced by the appearance of Bobby Haas, And John Carey...In recent weeks both were ghosts around the facility...The talk was of the possible retirement of Bob Haas(Again)..The parade route is set....Ray Dow will take the summer off to gather his thoughts and contemplate whether he has any desire to play the game...Mike D'Amico broke his pikny I think...Hmmmm I have nothing at this point about that..Duke warmed up and felt a tweak in the hamstring, And was a late scratch....my theory is he ate like a beast before the game and was tired...

The BRD enjoyed some beers after the game..Del after his swift moves at the wedding is now ok in my book...Nick Was sharp...In fact he told me 3 times how sharp he was...Carey who else could pull off black on black...Steve you chewed my ear off and made me miss the garter....Duke....Why did you fall?....Paul nice job with the pictures and thanks for helping out my sister...Patch you were a drunk, And your ensamble at the hotel was sweet...

All in all wasn't a bad season..We won some we lost some,But we always tried and had fun...See you all in the summer...I am married now..What am I gonna play 4 nights now...Sorry this post is so short, But I have been busy, And quite honestly am exhausted...I will up everyones point totals tomorrow..

Well it looks like the number 8 seed Blueroom Devils have earned the right to play the number 1 seed Iron Men. The Blueroom played two very good, close games against the Iron Men. Both times they played the Blueroom was short players, hopefully next Monday everyone shows up ready to play. It’s playoff hockey so anything can happen just ask Joe Thornton and Patrick Marleau when you see them on the golf course.

So while I was putting together a few highlights of last nights game I realized (but it shouldn’t have come as such a surprise) that Patch’s stat sheet is horrendous. Mike I don’t know how you do it week after week. He had one player listed on the sheet as a plus 5. Only problem was he was only on the floor for three of the goals. I can understand missing an assist because the play can be somewhat fast moving but how can you look on the floor and not see who’s on it? So needless to say last nights sheet went on the bottom of my daughters parakeet cage, he seemed to appreciate it for what it was.

Dave your reputation precedes you. In the second you were breaking in on the left wing with Nick on the right wing and from my right side I heard a little voice say “shoot”. The only guy standing there was the younger referee. Before the next faceoff I asked him if he said it and he said you’ve got to shoot more.

With the team 2-0 so far in this seasons playoffs you have to ask yourself what makes the difference between this season and seasons past. After the game last night I think I may have figured it out. Paul Castonguay(A), Andrew "Duke" Johnson(A), and Mike Roberto(C) played in all previous playoff games but none this year. Is that just a coincidence? I hope so. Good luck to everyone next Monday.

I'm at a disadvantage here because unlike when Mike types these things up, I'm not half in the bag. I was thinking should I just see how many times I can fit “sheisty all-purpose shitnickels” into one paragraph? Or how Nick is a stiff and Del has no class? Instead on behalf of everyone who attended Mike and his lovely bride Lori's wedding we would like to thank you for letting us be a part of your special day. I hope you have many many years of happiness. On the other hand what were you thinking having an open bar for this crew two nights before playoffs? I also have to apologize to Duke for my part in getting him suspended last week. Speaking of Duke where was he for moral support tonight, did he take that threat seriously last week? Wine Cellar doesn't play until Thursday so no one was going to be eating your ass in the parking lot, besides I think Joey would have protected you.

After the game you guys looked tired. That was one of the best games I've seen you play. Not just because of the score, the score could have been just 2-1 and I would say the same thing. The reason I say that is because no one took a shift off, and the effort was there on both offense and defense. Bring the same intensity next Monday and the results should be the same. Don't take next week for granted either because I'm sure Zeke's thought all they had to do was show up and we saw what happened to them.

So as I sit here just days away from my wedding...I sit here and wonder what the future holds, And all I come up with is I must be crazy...Either way I played tonight...I would like to thank Tim for bringing the helmet...I didn't use it, But I knew I wasn't gonna before I got there...Nick am I a bitch now???Speaking of Nick...I have been hearing from him that he will look sharp on Saturday...I will have Patch take a Picture,Because I might not be there to see it...On a serious note I appreciate all you guys who are coming...Thank you...We should have a good time...

After the game the BRD was blessed with the presence of Mike McPherson..Who quite honestly might talk more, And have more ragtime than me.....I know hard to believe, But true....Before I forget I must address the little mixup me and Joey had on a line change....As far as I saw it Joey yelled Mike I am tired I am coming off...Me being the heads up player I am said ok Joey make sure you get off the floor so I can go on...I wouldn't want to get a to many men on the floor penalty...Joey unexplained jumped off the bench and stole a pass, And the BRD was whistled for to many man...All in all it was Patch's fault...

After the game ended the Wine Cellar showed less class than Del, And Dukie boy got into it with hmmmm how do I put this....That stupid spade...That sounds right...And somehow someway got suspended for a week...Tim in turn got in the face of the spook...Who broke out the ever new material and called Duke fat...I think I hate the Wine Cellar...

Well as these are my final days once I get settled on Staaf Rd I will have a BRD BBQ and I expect all you guys there..Even you Carey....Well see you all Saturday....This is my final post as a single man...While I am in Aruba...Paul Castonguay will take care of the site while I am away..Oh yeah by the way where was Ray Dow...I thought I was the one getting married....Mikey D...If you were there tonight...You would of been suspended for 6 months....Tim Thank's for the kind wedding wishes..Dave Thanks for keeping me out of harms way, And Steve Thanks for telling me to be careful before faceoff..

This weeks award is The Hart Memorial Trophy, originally known as the Hart Trophy, the "oldest and most prestigious individual award in hockey", is awarded annually to the "player adjudged most valuable to his team"..

In closing my quote is as i walk through the valley of shadow of death.

I must begin with the nice work put in by John Carey on the grill this evening...I must say the steak on a stick type thing was a nice touch...The BRD held their first of many more to come BBQ's...Looking back on it I wish Dukie boy let me know he had diced onions,shredded lettuce, And cubed tomatos for my enjoyment....Speaking of Duke was it just me or did the big guy make quite the name for himself at the bbq...Not far behind him was Patch who ate like 17 hot dogs and 13 burgers...Come to think of it Nick was no slouch either....Joey Johnson was not to happy with some of the antics of his tournament partners Nick and Ray, And seemed prime to wack someone out...Joey Just go out and play the way you can...You will learn professional street hockey has it's dowfalls.

It seems Ray and Del have a bit of animosity growing between them....From what I heard Ray said Del had no class, And Del took a low blow and said at least I didn't lose to Nick the Stiff for mayor of hockey town...It actually got quite heated....Wow I am lying...Has anything on the BRD ever got heated...Paul Nice forest fire you set during the third period...You caught the Duke off guard and he almost killed me with a shot...Steve came in clean shaved and after Carey pointed it out looked a bit like Trot Nixon...Scotty must be applauded for him showing up under the weather, And then playing great, And then eating like a beast and staying almost until the end,,,Quite honestly I didn't even know you were there Scotty....I believe you had rigamortis.

Bobby was a no this evening due to a night club opening at Foxwoods where he had to cut the ribbon....The question I know you are all wondering is Will Mike Roberto play next week(Is anyone really wondering, Or care if I play)....Well my answer is I have no clue yet..I have talked to Paul and Nick and they think I shouldn't play...I agree...But I sort of want to play...I will let Patch know by Monday...

Ok the next season ending award is the James Norris Memorial Trophy....Which is awarded to the top defense player who demonstrates throughout the season the greatest all-round ability in the position.

Ohh as I sit here does anybody enjoy marching bands as much as me and Ray...I would have to think no...If I had one wish it would be to be a majorette.....On to another topic...What got into Mayoral candidate Nick Johnson?...I have played with Nick for 3 years or so and never saw him that fired up...I thought the next move was the clipboard Ray talked about when I was in Vegas...Nick wanted to win this game bad, And played that way...I respect that.

After the game the BRD hung out for a little...The Dukie Boy wacked out 3 beers and screwed...So that took up about 3 minutes..Carey And Bobby were quick exits...From what I heard Carey has Herpes like symptoms, And Haas has stake in Mohegan Sun....Del and Roberto seemed to crush their beef for a night...Del I need McFarland...Ray enjoys the Notre Dame Fight Song..Coach Patch was intoxicated and removed from the bench early on...Rumor is Patch is suffering from..Hmmmm alchoholism...I'm one to speak huh...Joey Johnson is fired up for weddings and Ossipee....Joey I love U..U are nuts but your heart is always in the right place....Scotty was a beast this evening...He made some of the best saves I have seen in awhile......Steve showed a tad bit more class than he has recently, And tried to leave for an hour but was cornered by Joey..Sorry Steve I should of saved you...Dave was his ever opportunistic self and capitalized on all the chances he had..Dave may be the most underrated player on the BRD.

Mike D'Amico was a no go again tonight...Mike I miss you...I make fun of you so much and you just take it with a laugh......Show up next week...Tim was a no show agian..Nobody really said why I assume it was because the abacus broke or somebody ordered 122 corn beef Sandwhiches....The BRD has chose to ease Paul Castonguay back into the mix...Paul will play when he feels he can, But on the side he will tape the BRD action...Ok the next award is Lady Byng Memorial Trophy which is the player adjudged to have exhibited the best type of sportsmanship and gentlemanly conduct combined with a high standard of playing ability.

Well the last few weeks have been interesting and I am sure the next few will be really interesting...I have learned some things about the BRD...They don't know how to use a mailbox, And Del is the Vice principal of the Garfield school...Like I said if I ever get married again...Which there is a good chance I will...You beauty's might be done.

After the game the BRD enjoyed some beer which was supplied by Tim(If you want to call me baby just go ahead now)McPherson...Most members were present...The talk was of Mike Roberto's status for the April 22 tilt VS the Wine Cellar...Coach Patch was all for the veteran penalty killer to play...Nick Johnson once put in direct contact with the bride seemed to back down..See what I am up against Nick...Ray Dow then took the mic to remind her that Mike was a professional street hockey player and knew this when she agreed to this...The life of a pro street hockey player consists of fast action,fast woman, And booze...I am a product of Hockeytown, And this is my life....I have no clue what that means but sounded good.

Paul Castonguay after his comeback last week was a scratch-Coach's choice after Coach Patch deemed the surface to slick for Paul to play...Wow sounded good, But we all know if Paul showed up tonight Patch would of yelled Paul get out there.Tim returned after his few weeks hiatus and his future is very much in doubt...Is it the shitnickles,the abacus..Mike D'Amico...who knows?...Speaking of Mike...He was a no go due to wow nobody really said...I assume it was the fact we had to many guys or the fact Mike had to cut the ribbon at the opening of the new gold's gym in Attleboro,Dave I will watch Saw with an open mind from now on...Carey you live above the post office..Come on...Bobby nice effort this evening at least for the first 3 shifts you had..Until you spent the 4th shift in the box, And never quite got out....Steve I did consider the self pass on the penalty shot..Thought it was in bad taste...Joey I appreciate the hug and the fact that if I get hurt April 22 you will kick some ass, But if I am at the Whidden what good would that do....Dukie boy...You tried to make me run again tonight, But I didn't bite this time..Scotty you might be the one person on the team I feel bad ripping up..That being said hey why don't you get to a mailbox too? Oh yeah before I forget plan on a BBQ April 15th after the BRD 7:00 game...All are expected to attend

Well as the mayor of Hockeytown election is coming close it is time for my season ending awards..Nobody get's anything unless Patch buys trophys it is fun...The first award is the Frank J. Selke Trophy which is for the most defensive forward.

Wow I'll start with the fact that I am getting married in one month...Wow that might be hairy...Well I had to do something it was either kill her or get married..I figured killing her would be to messy..Well come to think of it a divorce could be messy in a different way...Ahh jesus...either way it will be a good time.

It was nice to see Paulie back on the floor tonight...My suggestion is Paul take your time it will all come back to you..Don't rush I know you want to go out like the lunatic you are, But you just got to trust the knee then you will be a nut job like you are...That being said you still played better than me....I am a tad upset by the fact that me and Carey outside of warm ups didn't exchange the pleasantries we usually do...I think the fact I have played one game in the last 3 weeks could be a factor...Mike D'Amico tried to pass once and led me to far...Come on Mike who did you think I was Nick...Joey still flying high off his 3g-2a performance in his Ice Hockey Finals seemed to have a bit of Roberto syndrome...Nick had three assists...I need to look at the films I find this hard to believe...Bobby had a run in with a roast beef sub that almost cost him...Patch after the game talked of cutting me and Nick lose...I can see me, But Nick needs the Wednesday night votes to become the new Mayor of Hockeytown....Steve has redeemed himself a bit and showed a little class tonight when he tried to pass to me..I think Del is the bad influence...Dukie also tried to make me run...After I talked to him he said the aroma of Hilltop forced him to lose his focus....Scotty after we scored a goal 12 seconds in said let's go guys...My theory was he fell asleep and thought the Vipers scored...Dave turned in quite the performance this evening...I would agree with the rumors and say that Dave is in a contract year..

The BRD was without the services of Ray Dow(Surprise, Surprise)...I do believe Ray had to entertain The Pitt Panthers basketball team...Last I heard he was telling the story about the tournament in Montreal against the Red light...Tim was a no go due to...Shit I have no clue why he wasn't there..Last I heard D'Amico let him borrow his abacus to do taxes...Tim you do know you should be sober for that job right...And now to the momement I have been waiting for...Del misses a 10:00 game,,, And what I hear is that he had homework, And his back hurt...Homework you are 72...The only homework you should do is how many beers to drink...A bad back????Del in case you haven't noticed I am getting married soon I should have a bad back,Planning my escape,Choking myself out...I don't know something...I thought you were gonna show me some class I was wrong...We are now at 96% odds.....Ok I am done for now...Dave by the way I just watched Saw IV....Ok at best..I think the movie was 18 minutes long.

Well as it has been well documented on this site and in the tabloids a few members of the BRD escaped for a few days to Las Vegas...The trip was hairy at best...Some highlights...Come to find out I may well have a gambling problem to go along with my drinking problem(Wow I am fucked),Dukie Boy unbenounced to me I guess is an avid clubgoer,Hudson to my surprise doesn't eat much when he goes away,Jay if you can believe it did well at hold em..It was blackjack that got him..Patch likes eating alone at the Cafe, And the last two should be no surprise to anyone Tritto is a dirty dirty man, And Vic is boring, But by far the best part of the trip was the backhander Patch caught..The funny part is he got wacked and still has no idea who did it....The question will loom forever why did they let us in there?

After the game there was no beer...Yeah I don't know what to make of that either..A few BRD players hung out and shot the shit for a few Ray Dow,Dave Comeau, And Nick Johnson were there and Mike Roberto joined them for a bit of ragtime after he tried to fix Dukie Boys alarm...Duke you should know by now I have no clue what I am doing even if I say I do...The talk was of invitation lists,How bad I was tonight including Nick and Steve's favorite the self pass, And I do believe Shawn Miville's name came into the conversation..

The BRD was a bit shorthanded this evening...Joey Johnson was a scratch I guess he is on vacation...Well hey if you call a padded room a vacation good for you..I call that Bridgewater State Hospital...By the way Joey what was that Shirley Temple looking drink I saw in your hand on facebook? Tim McPherson got a promotion at Kelly's...My guess is he got the shitnickles at work and clogged the bowl and had to fix it...Mike D'Amico I heard was sick or maybe I was accoarding to Steve..But my source tell's me that Mike had to meet Yuri Sucart for his dose of Boli.

Carey seemed a little cold towards Mike Roberto and rumors have surfaced that him and Del are in cahoots...Bobby was jolly and was quite baffled by the way the game unfolded on the bench...Ray was a deef this evening, And I am quite baffled that he finished on those nice passes from Nick,,,Cuz we all know Nick passes by mistake...Dave wore his 8,241 hockey shirt under his BRD shirt, And Patch was a quick exit..After a drunk filled week in Vegas and a bar room brawl this weekend maybe Patch knows he has to clean up his act or the BRD may have to let him lose for conduct detrimental to the organization...We all know Nick is ready to take over.On a closing note mark it on your calender March 25,2009 if everything goes good Paul Castonguay will play vs the Vipers to see where he is at..We are all looking forward to that....Oh one more thing Duke unless the Ref tells you that you have a penalty don't go to the box...You are way to honest...I wouldn't want to rob a bank with you.

So after a hard fought tie (which in my opinion we should have won, we had a ton of chances) A few crumb bums stuck around, it was Dave, Nick, Steve, Scotty, Ray, Tim and Mike McPherson, Steve was a quick exit after learning he couldn't bum any Ciggs off of Roberto, Carey and Haas were gone quick as well, Bob had to catch the end of the Celtics game and I think G-Spot had a late night gig, also the appearance of Mike McPherson Sr. who pulled Ray aside and talked about the old days at Hockeytown, Zambonis, Kelly's, and the new Hooters that opened up...We talked about the game a lil and how Ray Nickerson definitely has no class, and add Joey Johnson to the list for not showing up for the biggest game of the season, something about switching a shift at work, personally I just think he forgot about the Shrink appointment he had that night....The big conversation however was the display of interim coach Nick "Stiff who needs a muzzle" Johnson and if we really would want him in and Patch out as coach. The stiff went from analyzing plays to telling guys how to have their bodies turned one way, to as much as even bringing a clip board and drawing up plays. After hearing this Mike D' Amico took off his extra small t-shirt so he could muster up a breath to say "Ray are you sure you want this stiff to coach us?" D' Amico went as far as giving Ray 20 bucks to throw the game, but Ray has too much respect for his team and the game to do that...also was talk about the boys in Vegas and some serious money being lost. Last I heard Jay Rich took a bad beat from Hellmuth, how Tritto and Roberto got robbed at a massage parlor, Duke fought two pimps after refusing to pay those floosies their money, Hudson spending all his money on chicken parm subs, Patch getting his arm chewed off by a Siegfried and Roy Tiger (although reports have surfaced that this is not true). Also the rift between Del and Roberto was subsided for one week, although when leaving the rink I thought I heard Del mumble under his breath "Fuckin Roberto!!!" anyway time will tell with those two, but all in all a very well played game by the Blueroom, hopefully this can carry over for the next few weeks.


I would like to add Thanks to Ray Dow for updating the site this week..Good Job Ray, Nick Johnson for getting the stats to me and running the team, And Paul Castonguay for keeping legit stats unlike Patch...Vegas was a blast could of done without losing 2g, But oh well..I'll see you all next week...I Know you all missed me especially Del and Steve.

I would like to begin with the lack of class one Ray Nickerson has..Now I know he is Nick's boy, And this post may come under fire, But to take a cannon from 6 feet away while you are up 8-2 late in the game just displays less class than 2 people I will not mention..

After all the fireworks during the game the BRD hung out after the game and most members stayed...At certain points I wondered why we were drinking beers in 20 degree weather than it hit me..We are drunks..No wait I am a drunk...It came to my attention that if the BRD beats the Iron Men next week not only Patch is out but accoarding To Nick so is Mike Roberto, And Dukie Boy..I wonder if Nick(Who by the way may be the new mayor of hockeytown) has a hidden agenda.

For a 20 degree night there was quite a bit of people hanging out from Iron Men to Redhawks to Kevin Mcnulty...Rumor through town is that Bobby Haas was in the mist of the beef..I'm not sure why, but hey do what you gotta do...The old Ray Dizzo was back at least for one week..He was drinking beers, Hitting on heffers and just being the old Ray..Which is good to see..

Dukie was a no go this evening he used some buffett as an excuse but LAS knows your are coming they are ready...I do believe Dukie Boy is contemplating retirement...Only time will tell.

Either way guys I hope you beat the Iron Men Next week..Good luck...Somebody keep stats...On a side note my consecutive game streak will end..Nick you know hold that streak(That's the only thing you have on me)...Well gotta pack I fly standby so I have a flight to catch in 20 minutes...Good Luck next week.

I'll start with the blatant disrespect by one Nick Johnson...He told me and Raymond Dow that he would take the ride after the game and get some beers...So as you guys know you say beers and I am a happy camper, But in a cruel twist of fate as Nick noticed a few flakes falling he rescinded his offer...I could see where Nick was coming from...I mean it is Massachusetts and it never snows here..What a Beauty.

Joey Johnson was a no go with a flat tire...Joey you do know you should drive around the potholes not directly at them...All I could think of was he must of thought they talked shit about Nick.Bill Patch showed up with an illness which could of fooled me as he argued every call made as usual..Patch being sick led to the beer incident...My theory is he was punished...How you get punished with your parents in Florida is beyond me....Dave arrived late for the game and the BRD will explore a possible fine...Mike D'Amico was not at all happy about being the swing guy...According to Mikey he was required to miss 12 shifts in a row...I thought you worked for the IRS? Well Mike the extra guys are a result of you retirering, Then coming back...Then working for H&R Block...Who do you think you are Ray Dow.

John Carey brought up a good point before tonight's game Nick Johnson has 46 points but is only a +28...Meaning he is a stiff, And Nick you can't blame me this time...Bobby Haas took a few beers back tonight before the game, And once again I liked what I saw...Scotty seemed ready for a few beers tonight, But as I already covered was shut down like the rest of us...Del seems to be trying to fix his lack of class, But has a long way to go, But slowly catching up to him in that category is Steve Silveria...Steve in recent weeks has slowly fallen into the no class category..I think it is about the same time he picked up that lighter for Christmas..Who knew the only link between Me and Steve was a lighter....BRD player Paul Castonguay was seen warming up with the team and his rehab is on schedule...The BRD had to get Dukie Boy some counseling...In the last month he has lost two very close things to him...Rileys in Chelsea closed, And Now KFC burned down..On top of that McDonalds moved accross the street..I gotta wonder how much more the big guy can handle...Dukie we are here for you.

Well the BRD will soon be off to Las Vegas for a little nonsense...Since nobody wants to step up and do the site for one week the only updates I will have for the week of March 1 is game results which will only be points scored for the game...We may have to put Dave in control of the stat keeping that week..He seems like the most honest of the group...I can understand none of you guys wanting to update the site..It is a pain and an inconvenience for a week...Hmmm try for the last two years...Half the time I can't even see straight when I update this page.

Well I need to start with My close buddy Mike D'Amico...IRS training at 10 at night...Mike I will take your word for it...Well Maybe I will..Either way Mikey we have some tough games coming up and we need you...Just bring me an extra small white tee shirt and we will be good...Ray Dow was a no go...The reason hey who knows...My grandmother is in better health and she has been dead for 25 years...To my surprise as well as most BRD members Mike McPherson couldn't make it...He has been dedicated so this comes as a surprise. Nick had to give Tim a ride to the game(Nick was half way up RT. 1 when he got the call, But showed why he is a team player and went back and picked up Tim(Wow I think I like Nick more when he isn't on my line)....As far as Tim goes he had car issues..If I had to veture a guess i would say DUI.

After the game the BRD had the pleasure of meeting Dave's new born baby little Michael(Once again thanks Dave, And Mo)...Steve,Del, And Nick had their usual one beer...Steve left soon after..He said something about installing central air at his house...Joey was quick and to the point...Wacked out a beer hugged 2 people and explained the tumbling incident...After all that Nick,Del,Mike, And Patch hung out for a bit and talked some nonsense...I do believe Del wants off me and Bobby's line...Something about we are holding him back..Del I thought we squashed the rift between us...I guess we will never settle this.

Either way it was a nice win...Everybody played good...Dukie was sheisty and said he is going to see Friday the 13th with me Friday,Nick was a stiff only twice so I guess that was an improvement,Joey scored,tumbled,And got up mad,Carey returned and was scared of me...He sent the power rankings to Patch...Come on John you should know unless you send Patch anything not about facebook, Or Myspace you are dead in the water...Bobby has been seen wacking beers back before the game..Most might say this is an issue...To tell you the truth I like what I see..Scotty has been solid and has been battling through some knee issues...The no good dirty Whalers...Screwing up my goalie.

Ok I think that is enough for now in closing...I don't care what you guys say Cory is a dirty player...My quote of the week is(No idea why I do this), But here we go..Just remember, in here, you the nigga. Not me.

Well the BRD welcomed back the Ray of old, And Tim of two weeks ago...I know this seems like maybe I am lying...Well not about Tim, But yeah Ray drank, And he had quite a few beers...I must admit I liked what I saw...As far as Tim goes disregard the 17 times he shit,,,In hockeytown of all places...He returned in grand fashion.

Well beside Ray and Tim the BRD had a good showing after the game...Dave,Del,Mike,Patch,Nick,Joey,And the usual brief appearances by Duke Scotty, And Steve....Joey was on point this evening...Come to find out I have his protection for two years, And Nick has lost his protection...See Nick maybe if you hugged him like me you would be in good shape...

Del displayed the type of class that is reserved for just Del....I often wonder sometimes why I even try to fix things between us..The wedge between us seems insurmountable...

The BRD was without two key players John Carey was out with a tad of dizziness, And felt nauseas, And I think I speak for everyone when I say nobody wanted to see Carey throw up again...Mike D'Amico was out with the flu....Hmmmm...Ok I'll be the asshole...Mike you knew we would have at least two lines and chose not to show...Post it on the guestbook...Paul is on the road back and was seen mulling around the bench...The BRD expect Paul back for the winter season.

The BRD annual spring trip to the majestic Ossipee lake is taking shape and quite a few members will be in attendance..If it is anything like last May we will have a blast.

The BRD Superbowl party was a sucess...Nick Johnson,Mike Roberto,Duke Johnson, And Billy Patch were present...I ask you this was Patch priceless or was it just me.

In closing my quote of the week is Nail them while they're vulnerable, that's my motto..Tell me what movie...Coming soon to the BRD site....There's nobody here staring Nick Johnson.

The biggest question facing the BRD as of February 25 has Patch coached his last game...Can Nick Produce a win without Mike Roberto(Ovechkin), And Duke(Lidstrom)...If so Patch will resign...

So the BRD welcomed a new member to the family this past week as BRD player Dave Comeau's significant other Mo gave birth to the couples first child Kaitlin(In Russian also known as Mike)..Thanks Dave.....The BRD wish Dave and Mo the best..

Well the BRD had a nice victory for themselves with a 9-2 thrashing of C.W.A.(Let's cut through the chase C.W.A. is bad)...Captain Mike Roberto extended his point streak to 11 games with a goal and an assist...Nick you like that....To tell you the truth after the game I heard Nick tell Joey...As Joey was saying I make you...Nick said I put up better numbers with Roberto...Do the math...I was baffled, And still am.

After the game it was the same crumb bums Nick,Mike,Patch,Dave(I remembered this time),Joey J, And short lived appearances from Ray,Steve,Scotty, And Tim...I must address a few things..Tim has been a ghost around the locker room lately...Is it the shitnickles?...The lack of Irish boots, Or is Tim second guessing his future with the BRD....Tim we heard rumors...And Ray 1 or 2 beers and done...What is this...In the old days Ray had to work at 5 and drank until 4:45..

Before the game Mike Roberto gave Mike D'Amico some great advice on where to park...Mike would of been better off parking on the ice rink inside...Shit I didn't think he would actually listen to me..I once told him to stay out of the penalty box and we all know how that turned out.

Carey sorry about the third period...Sitting out the whole period that is usually Dukie boys job..Scotty we sucked the first five minutes I blame Nick,Patch And Del...Speaking of Del where is Mcfarland as Patch says...Steve nice lighter you got for Christmas...Now maybe you should get a contractor, Or a better chisel...Where or who is Dino?...Oh yeah Joey since I am expedia to you from Bos 316.12, From PVD(Providence) 257.40...Patch why did I drive you home?....If I said I had a facebook meeting at Kowloons in 4 feet of snow you would drive there to tell us what you were doing, But in rain you need a ride...Bobby the lady Byng was within reach, But a quick 6 minutes hurt your chances with the voters.

Well the BRD has quite a next few months ahead of them..Las Vegas in March,A wedding so I hear in April,Ossipee in June,And Ocean City in August...Oh yeah and 4th of July, Superbowl Sunday, And no doubt plenty of BBQ's on Staff Rd....Either way it will be a fun next few months.

The question we are wondering is why did I pass to Duke like a beast on one shift...I mean I have played with Duke for years and quite honestly I don't think I ever passed to hin, But tonight I did quite a bit, And I must admit he did an admirable Job.

After the game it was the same losers...Mike R,Nick,Del,Patch,Scotty, And Dukie Boy for a bit...Tim had one beer...He had to go watch Lost.....Yeah I said lost......There is a good chance me and him are at odds...He may of well replaced Del...Come to think of it I don't like Del either..Ricky and Derrick of the Redhawks stopped in for a few beers and talked of Maryland Tournaments...They will both be BRD members for the Ocean City tourny...If this tourny happens the BRD will bw strong, That being said they will lose their first playoff game.

Tim was back tonight..He put the shitnickles and the large roast beef behind him...Ray was a no go due to the fact I didn't bring the dvds to the game...Ray I would be mad too...All I asked for was a text.

Well 2009 holds many things for the BRD...Tournys,Ossipee in May,Weddings(I think)...4th of July on Staff St...Joey Johnson sleeping at my house...Nick being big time....New Babies(Tell Mo to read this Dave)Carey to actually see me at work,Tim to hmmm Lost,Paul to write another post,Scotty to as Nick would say to smarten up...To Steve to resign...Bobby to trade me Iggy.Patch to stop being such a impact on the bench.Duke to stop being a sheisty deef,Ray to Play,Mike D to look happy just once(You always look so sour),Mike R to stop stealing beer,Del to just once show some class, And for the BRD to win a playoff game...I end with Bobby what was that 87 pass play by me and you all about.

All I can say is...Wow it was cold, And if we had a outside game tonight I might not of shown up...Plus the snout is like 30% so that plus the cold would of kept me out the game..Well the BRD suffered a setback with a tie with the Chiefs..I still haven't figured out why we tied.

After the game it was the usual losers...Mike,Patch,Nick,Ray,Dave, And Scotty...Dukie boy was in effect for a bit..We talked about the future of the BRD,Staff St, And Las Vegas, And all we came up with is Vegas is nice.

The BRD had quite a few no shows for the game this evening...Tim McPherson was a no go..Come to find out there was a run on Corned beef at Kellys...Del was a no go also..The reason he couldn't make it was because he has no class(Is that a surprise to anyone)....Also a no show was Steve Silveria...The reason I got was he had to put a roof on his house or something like that..Steve and tim 2 weeks in a row...You have to start to wonder.

Well let's cut through the chase the BRD is at this point and time a bad team..I'm a drunk,Nicks a stiff,Joey,Mike, And Bobby are soft as a babies ass,Patch is stupid,Duke is chubby,Paul is hurt,Tim and Steve don't show,Ray is day to day,Del has no class,Scotty rather play forward than goalie,John plays D on Wednesday, And Forward on Thursday therefore he is confused,..Where is Mike McPherson?...Either way the BRD would like to thank Jef fron the affiliate Whalers for his play tonight.

In closing let's get our act together...We are better than what we have displayed thus far...We need to get our lines straight..Paul analyze us on the guest book you are always brutaly honest about us...One last question I am watching sportscenter why is Arizona and Baltimore in the Championships and the Pat's never made the playoffs at 11-5..Baffling..Oh yeah Patch how is are the Giants doing..And I don't wanna hear about last year.

As the game wound down I suffered a severe injury as a stray ball off a faceoff found it's way to my sensitive beak(Mike I don't care about short shifts)...To tell you the truth it was quite the tragic scene, As you could see the concern on the face of all the BRD members...I got no stiches and face a possible long rehab, But should be ready by next week.

Ok so the BRD came back from a long ass layoff, And got the job done with a solid 6-1 win...The BRD was without some key members this evening...Tim McPherson ate some cheesy fries, And then dealt with some shit nickles again...As far as Steve Silveria goes I believe it wasn't his heater this time, But his air conditioner...Joey Johnson had a brief personal conflict that has since been resolved(Can you tell me what that means).

The BRD recently held their winter classic..There was a who's who in a dek hockey there, And come to find out I missed the memo that was sent telling me that was game 7 of the Stanley Cup Finals..Either way I had a good time.

After the game it was the usual suspects Mike,Nick,Del,Ray,Patch,Scotty, And Dukie boy for a tad...We talked of weddings,Tournaments, And all the important things in life...Well sort of..

The BRD will be taking their act to Vegas from March 1-5...For all those interested contact Duke or Mike Roberto...We will have fun...

As I close this past Saturday night captain Mike Roberto, And player Nick Johnson heavily recruited a possible replacement head coach/Gm..The two BRD players had a deal in place with Bill Hudson as head coach, And Jay Richardson, And Luca Difusco as co gm's, But the deal fell through at the 11th hour..Stay tuned as this isaga isn't done.

Well this evening was quite eventful I got to see Tim shotgun not one, But two beers...Joey Take the whole lock mechanism apart on his spare tire...Yeah I asked the same thing why does a spare have a lock mechanism...It is Joey's car..Make sense now.Patch actually came in handy...Who knew that crumb bum was the only one with AAA...Del had wd-40 in his car, And that also eventually had a faulty mechanism as well..Nick coming to grips that he got a roommate from Craigs List and was surprised his ps3 got lifted....All in all whatever I write won't do justice to what went down after you guys left.

The BRD got a huge win going into the two week layoff...I must admit after two weeks off I might not return...I know you guys must all be upset over that...After the gamme the whole team hung out, And then all left within 6 minutes(See Above)..

Dukie Boy was a no go this evening due to work so I hear, But if I was a betting man I would say there was a grand opening of some buffett ...Dave's better half was present, And sorry Dave she confirmed that the kid would be named after me if not on the birth certificate than in my mind...She assured me of this...Ray Dow had an early departure..I have no idea why my guess is he had an autograph signing...

Does anyone know why I played the point on the power play...What am I Patrice Bergeron, Or better yet Brian Rolston...I made a nice pass to Carey and then bang a wrist shot from the point...I mean I respect the play John, But A wrist shot?

Ok this is the time of the year I give my what each player wants for christmas/New years resolutions so here we go.

Nick Johnson:To get out of the slump, And realize I make him a better player, And person(I believe I have touched Nick in a profound way), And oh yeah stop being a stiff.
Joey Johnson:To take the medication as prescribed..after tonight obviously become a locksmith, And if you have fishing gear in the car in December drop a line in the Chelsea creek.
Dave Comeau:To shoot more, And name his kid after me, And this is my serious momement to have a healthy baby.
Bobby Haas:To finally rid himself of the case...Bob you know they make medication for that...And to contribute to the Celtics off the bench in some way this season.
Del:To show some class, Yeah I know you brought some pizza tonight, But that doesn't take away from the grudge you continue to have against me.
Mike Roberto:Well this is obvious to run, And quit smoking since the dentist told me my gums are bad news from smoking, And oh yeah find a way to get out of getting married.
Mike D'Amico:To realize that the spandex extra small doesn't do it for me...Rumor is he will bring me one for our January 2 practice, And I said it will look like Duke in a 2xl.
Steve Silveria:To buy a lighter...And show up on time, And stop poking fun of me I am sensitive.
Ray Dow:To stay healthy, not be a crumb bum, And figure out if he is playing forward or D...Taking that cup on and off is a task.
Dukie Boy:To stop being sheisty, And stop trying to be the most marketable player in the league outside of me.(Losing weight wouldn't be such a bad thing either)
Tim McPherson:To get his act together...We're at hockey town and this kid is doing keg party shit..I respected it, But maybe it's cuz I love booze..Either way nice young addition.
John Carey:Well the wrist shot didn't help, But either way to get his off day workout with Bobby Haas going again..John a crsp pass is just as valuable as a goal.
Coach Patch: A clue...The ability to make a full statement, And to learn beer is your friend not your enemy.
Paul Castonguay:To get back from your acl surgery, And play again, And I still blame youe for Tommy Brady.
Mike McPherson:All I want is Del to remember who you are.
The Dino:Why did you hurt Tim????Well all Dino needs is school to end so he could play full time.
Scotty Rosato:To stick up for me since we have been on the BRD since 1922, And to attend some BRD functions...And get your act together whatever that means

Ok I think I covered everyone so Merry Christmas and A Happy New Year...See you all in 2 weeks.

I must apologize for the excessive celebration after I scored what proved to be the winning goal..I was excited, And I am not sure why..Maybe Nick was right I am Mike Eruzione...Either way it was a big win...A much needed win...Maybe the BRD can now play like they are capable of...Well I hope so.

After the game the BRD hung out and talked about various subjects...Come to find out me and Del's beef has subsided a tad, But isn't over by any means...But it has been brought to my attention that Nick may well have beef with me, And to tell you the truth I suspected it the whole time...
One has to wonder why there was only a 12 pack present after the game...I took that as an insult, And by the look on Tim's face so did he...Ray was in attendance, But somewhat preoccupied with the fist print...I hope you all know what I mean...Coach Patch seemed pretty fired up after the win..One could venture 2 guesses..1 He knew he was on the hot seat or 2 he knew if we lost only Me,Nick Scotty,Del,Dave, And Carey would show up next week, And possibly Chuckie.

Well as the year winds down next week I will have New Years resolutions for all BRD members.....What has happened to Nick Johnson..He is in a slump..Mick do I need to say why.

The BRD welcomed back Bobby Haas who was fighting a severe form of the case...Joey Johnson was a no go this evening for three reasons..One hour sleep,Into the dope, And a bad knee...Well my guess is that he ran into a situation with his meds, And if he showed up...He would of been escorted out of the arena.

Ok all in all a big win and not to many eventful things happend on this particular Wednesday night so I winged my way through this post.

Dave I Know you know Mike is a good name.

Well let's not kid ourselves the BRD at this point is mediocre at best...They have played down to the opposition, And not up to the good teams on our night...One might ask themselves what is the problem...My theory is line contunuity...Now I am not saying having extra guys are bad...I am saying that the lines seem to be different every week..There isn't anyone to blame for this, But the BRD just can't seem to get a consistant group of players to show up....Once they do then maybe we can get shit going in the right direction.

After the game the usual crumb bums hung out...Mike Roberto,Patch,Nick,Ray,Carey,Scotty, And Mike D'Amico for a bit, And Dave who seemed to come out the zamboni door...The talk was of what the BRD could do to right this sinking ship...Should we buy extra small T shirts like Mike,Or for that matter like Matty(Mayor Of Hockeytown),Should we all smoke like Mike Roberto, And Steve Silveria,Should we all be stiffs like Nick Johnson, Or drunks like Patch, And Tim...Who knows...The only one who knows the answer is Duke,,,,Why you ask...Because he is shesisty, And for those who think he is a blouser...You are wrong he would be his ideal weight if he was 11'8".

Something has been brought to my attention recently that there is a rift between Tim McPherson, And Dino Mazzarelli...Come to find out Dino comes from a good family, But accrding to Tim isn't so good himself..The specifics of the story are hairy at best..All I can say is Tim hugged me when he left..Sorry Dino.

The BRD had Mike D'Amico, And Joe Johnson in attendance on the same night now all we need is Bobby to show, And we may be all set...It seems Paul Castonguay had a little setback in his recovery from reconstructive acl surgery for all that are baffled the same injury Tommy Brady had...Come to find out carrying a bureau down starirs isn't part of his rehab.

The big question is where was del????My guess is that he was with that no good Johnny Defarland...By the way where did you come up with that name?

I'll leave you with this has the BRD ever lost two games in a row?????

By the way enjoyed the conversation on the floor tonight John, And my feet took a beating.

So the BRD lost again to drop to 6-3 on the season...I think we may be bad...But in all honesty they really need a full team...Not having Bobby, Joey, And Mike hurts...As far as I hear it Joey had to work, Or had to beat up his cat, Or had to go to CVS to fill his prescription...You be the Judge....Bobby was sick, Or the Celtics were short handed and needed a bench player...Laugh if you will, But Bobby played 6 minutes had 3 fouls two of which were technicals, And was ejected...He finished with 0 points and 2 boards, And Mike had to celebrate Thanksgiving...Mike I hear you Carey celebrated Halloween November 11th, And I celebrate Christmas on January 23.

After the game there was discussion of who would be attending the Patch family bash, And come to find out I was the only one...This team is now divided...Tim was supposed to show up, But money, And probally not being able to stand at that point prohibited that....I had an ok time..I touched base with former BRD defenseman Ike, And as Ike tells the story he told Patch to go up to hockeytown with him, But Patch hasn't done that...No surprise....Cameo Player Mike McPerson was in attendance, And as I heard it or according to him He will be taking Tim's spot on the team since Tim was a no show last night.

Scotty was great last night...I don't think I ever saw a team with more breakaways in my life, And just get shut down by Scotty, Scotty as has been the case for years is the backbone of the team....Dave played with the flu I respect that in his post game interview I could of swore I heard him say he was a soldier...In past weeks I was starting to rethink whether Nick is a stiff, But now I know for sure he is...The Dukie as far as I hear it is under investigation for gambling..I did see him playing football cards on the bench..Coach Patch was on the wagon for a bit...The Reports that I heard is that he was punished.Tim showed up with a garbage bag filled with clothes...He said he had to shower...where nobody knows..He may of been thrown out of his house due to the booze...Steve was on time and was baffled at my open net goal,But he still smokes so he is ok in my book....Del has no class and I am afraid he never will have any(Still waiting for Johnny Defarland)...Paul was in attendance again and has been cleared for a light running program..I am still baffled that Paul is hurt and made more games than Joey and Mike Combined...Paul also mentioned a defection to the Five O..Patch you let him walk I quit...I also saw Paul coaching a bit, And wanting to fight a Stallone defenseman...To end this segmant Ray were u arrested?

In closing we need a full team then we will be ok...Profound huh...Happy Thanksgiving.

Well as many of you read the title of this post I know most of you are baffled, And saying no way this is true, But I must confess I did all 3 in one game, And for this I apologize this is not the way I play...So to all the BRD I am sorry for this display tonight..You know it's bad when Scotty says Mike nice back check...I am ashamed.

Either way a nice victory on a very unusual cold November night...Like Scotty said we are to old for this shit, And Bobby said we must be nuts..To tell you the truth it was cold, Thank god we go inside soon.

After the game we hung out and had a few beers..Yeah yeah I knew I said it was cold, But hey there was beer there what can I do, But drink it..In attendance after the game was Nick,Mike R,Joey J,Ray,Tim, And Del..We talked all sorts of nonsense, And most believed the rift between Del, And Roberto was over, But the way Del left..In my eyes only made the situation worse..Hey I tried. A very surprise no show for a few sipees after the game was Coach Patch..He said he was sick..Yeah Bill I was sick too...It's called we are old, And what were we thinking drinking like that in Ossipee...I am now only 70%.

The BRD was without Dave Comeau who dropped the puck at the Bruins game, And then scouted Thomas Vanek, And Jason Pominville for next season to possibly offset the brothers next season..Dave let us know how that turned out.

Mike D'Amico, And Joey Johnson returned to the BRD this week, And it was nice to have their speed and hustle back it really helped..Mike sorry about the Bradlees Joke...Since Bradles is closed I meant K-Mart.

Next week the BRD may well be in attendance at Former player Dave Patch's annual Thanksgiving Eve bash...Some Players mulling the invitation are Ray Dow,Mike Roberto,Nick Johnson, And Tim McPherson.

John Carey,Bob Haas, And the Duke fled quickly after the game to attend an autograph signing...Or in Duke's case a buffett.

In closing for this week Tim now you know where I live isn't my house much closer than standing in 20 degree weather..Oh yeah I almost forgot thanks Steve for showing up for the last 2 minutes of the game what are you Dino.

Ok let me start by saying this there was published reports of me and Carey being at odds this is not true...All I said was that Carey may be blacklisted(Take that as you will)...The BRD are off to an unusal somewhat slow start which is wierd to me the BRD always comes out strong..I do believe they will eventually get it together and improve every game(What am I Bill Belichick)..Either way Del has no class..Del answer this how do you tell 2 guys that weigh a combined ton that there will be no pizza...Think about it not an easy task.

The BRD welcomed back Ray Dow who was recovering from...Wow there has been so many injuries I actually have no clue...The BRD was once again without Joey Johnson..Who I believe missed his dose of Zoloft, And Mike D'Amico who as I heard it was at the gym, And then had to stop by Bradlees to pick up some white extra small t-shirts.

Bobby Haas as the game wound down was singing End of the Road...Could this be it?If so take me with you...After the game it was the usual suspects..We drank some beer and talked of the recruiting trip a few members of the BRD will take to the hockey hot bed also known as Ossipee..There are a few members who may make an apperance.

All in all a decent start...We may well be bad..I suck in turn that make's Nick A bigger stiff than he is on his own...Bobby believes the game has passed him by.John is border line blacklisted,Steve Smoke's which repulses me, And Tim drinks which to me is even worse,Duke scores a goal from the Burger King Drive thru then take's a parting shot at me,Dave has a baby on the way(Enough said),Scotty makes save's and well make's saves,Ray played so hey that is a start,Del I can't even get into him(It hurts)...Patch...Hmmm look at him need I say anymore...Paul who is hurts make's more games than Mike D'Amico...Either way I think I like you guys...Well the Jury is still out on that.

Any shot at Maryland this year?

So as we showed up for the game this evening Patch informed the team that we would be shorthanded, And that he actually make a quick move and picked up Tim's brother Mike and in turn moved Tim to D...Both moves paid off.In addition the BRD was without Bobby Haas(Had to comfort Pierce after the emotional raising of the banner),John Carey(All I Can Say Is If The Blacklist Comes My Hands Are Tied),Ray Dow(Back...Pregnant Who Knows),Joey Johnson(Who Could Be Placed On Mental Distress Leave),Mike D'Amico(Florida New York..Come To Find Out I chose The Wrong Job)...Either way if all players do eventually return as Nick said it best the BRD may be a force.

During the game the biggest stiff of the game was neck and neck..I am baffled who took the title...I mean Mike Roberto ran by the ball with a full head of steam..I enjoyed the play myself...And Nick Missed the net by 5 feet with the goalie pulled..Which was sweet also...It could of went either way, But me and Nick came up with the reasons..Nick had a new stick, And I just got back from New Hampshire...Sounds good to me..Steve said it best as he talked about the Italian soccer team..I liked what I heard Steve I'll go with that.

After the game a few members hung out and talked nonsense as usual in attendance were Dave,Patch,Del,Mike R,Mike M,Tim, And Nick...A little cold for a ton of beers..Which is probally why this post will make some sense.

I can't fail to mention how the Duke got sheisty once..And I think Paul had a point when he said he was ready to go tonight(You may of well been faster than Duke as well as me)...I still blame Paul for Tommy Brady's injury.Scotty made a quick exit...I think it's because he didn't recognize any one on the team since we have new players every week.

In closing off to the bye week..Maybe when the bye is over we can have some sort of continuity...Right now we are just mediocre, And we are better than that.

Coming soon a Johnny Defarland Monthly post.

So the BRD lost to drop to 3-2, But on a more important note where that girl come from speeding into the parking lot..All ponytailed up and as Nick put it those glasses were nice...I wondered if this woman wanted to be a BRD groupie seemed that way to me.

After the game it was cold and most BRD players fled shortly after the game ended...sticking it out was Nick,Mike,Dave,Patch, And Tim....We exchanged some hairy stories,,,,Come to find out Tim is on his way to being me...Hey he likes to drink he is a mick what do u expect.

Ther BRD are hurting for defenseman soon I may have to play D..Shit sorry Scotty...Ray needs to get his act together and find out what's wrong with him..Dino needs to quit school,Tim needs to sober up, And play D..Steve needs heat, Duke needs to lose weight(Oh wait we are talking about hockey huh),Carey needs to eat McDonalds again.

Either way it should be an intersting winter I am gonna cut this short due to the fact that I bought a tv 6 months ago and it is already broken and for some reason I am listening to Bush...By the way Patch I am not done with you...

Great game Scotty.

So let's start from the top...I make a nice shake and bake move by the Bad Company defenseman, And as I look up I could of shot on 3 different occasions,but hey I think to myself hey anyone can score, But how many can make a pretty pass...So out of the corner of my eye I see the stiff cutting hard towards the net..I make a crisp pass just like Bobby and Carey down the park, And what happens the stiff shoots the ball to Hooters...After the play ends I ask myself if that was me Nick would be riding me for months...The only thing that saved you was Tim's exquisite breakaway so to speak.

After the game Patch,Dave,Tim,Mike R,Nick,Del,Scotty,Steve,And Duke for a minute hung out...I have come to realize that Tim may well be a drunk..I like what I see...Dino a few weeks back I said that Tim doesn't hang out with the Redhawks like you...Come to find out I lied...That being said he was talking to Ricky maybe he was on a recruiting trip.

As time goes on it seems like the rift between Del and myself can't be fixed..I gave him an invite and he was smug to say the least..Hey I tried...I replaced you..Steve is my new friend...Any idea why we were talking about the stock market Steve.

Scotty brought beer due to Patch's crumb bum status as usual..A goalie that makes saves and brings beer...That is a great goalie in my eyes..The beer went a long way with me.John Carey, And Bob Haas departed quickly due to according to Nick the chicken parm Bob ate. Duke showed some sheisty antics, And Joey called the ref a homo.......Well I wish I could disagree, But I can't.

Ray Dow was a no go again,And Mike D'Amico had a family emergeny hope is all ok.

In closing a big game next week so we need to get our act together and play hard...Dave you playing D? Wow you quit smoking and drinking at the same time..You are my hero.

Well all in all a bad effort by the BRD on this evening to drop to 2-1 on the young season...The BRD played one of the worst games I had seened them play in quite some time...Either way the BRD welcomed back Mike D'Amico, And Joey Johnson...Both players played good in their return to action.

After the game a whole bunch went on...Most members of the BRD hung out,And then as the crowd thinned out the BRD tried to recruit a few players for the future...Stay tuned to see how this all develops.

Come to find out Patch is once again on the hot seat this time in record time 3 weeks,,,Usually it takes him at least half the season to come under fire..This time only 3 weeks..I don't know much, But I do know one thing...On this team Nick should never play D.

Ray was a no go again, And as I hear it he is at least 3 weeks away...Tim was out with a case of the shit nickles so I hear,Duke was out also after his rehab stint with the Las Vegas Hookers, And the Jimmy James Jameson experiment seems to be a dead issue...Bobby Haas tried to recruit the former player, But as we all know Kinally talks out of his ass...Is it just me or does Carey want a return to the glory years for the BRD.

Sorry about the late update the site was hairy when I got in, And I was drunk as a skunk too(That didn't help).

In closing we were bad on this night, But it is a long long season so I believe we will get our act together, And mesh with the new players..All in all Patch is a sump, And I can't sleep with the fact that I actually agreed with Nick tonight...Joey was his nutcase self having words with Scotty Young(Let the record state I never liked him), And Mike D'Amico was well Mike D'Amico..Safe to say both players are in midseason form....120 days until Paul returns, And Me and Del are once again at odds...We just can't seem to get by the hard feelings we have.

Well a pretty good evening all in all, But my main question is where was my beer...No Bud, No Bud Light, No Labatts, I would of even settled for Natty Ice, Or Busch, But Patch once again displaying no class didn't come through, Not to mention our 30 second last shift..All in all Patch is a crumb Bum, But that should be of no surprise to all who know him, As for Tim, And Steve I told you, And know you know.

Either way it was a nice win for the BRD...Ray was a no go again with a bad back, But what I hear is that it's a contract dispute..I guess that whole Labatt incident triggered some crazy incentive in Ray's contract..Come to find out Tritto drew up his contract one night when he was knee deep into the old smuggler...Joey Johnson was also a no go with what is being termed as a mental breakdown(Surprise surprise), Mike D'Amico is still holding out for a better contract and from what I hear tank top jerseys...Dino was unavailable for the game due to a previous engagement..What I heard is that he was trying to get the afro back.

The BRD had two injuries this evening Bobby Haas suffered a stupid looking toe, And is listed as day to day..Mike Roberto suffered a bruised sternum after running into Pete Walters fat gut, And is also listed as day to day.

Newcomers Tim McPherson, And Steve Silveira seem to be fitting in quite nicely..Steve is vocal and a beast at the point..Tim is smart and quick, And both seem to like beer(which make's them ok in my book)...John Carey has stopped his training program with Bob Haas..Some believe Patch enforced a no work out policy down the beach rink...Nick isn't on my line right now so I get a good view of the stiff he is, But I must admit he isn't as big a stiff when he is on the other line..Del I hoped you enjoyed the last week of me and you not being at odds.Oh yeah Patch please get a clue.Scotty thought we were at the GBIS again, And muttered the letters R-O-B-E-R-T-O..The way he played tonight it should of been R-O-S-A-T-O

In closing Good luck to Duke in Vegas..He will be going with team phycologist Mark Tritto...I am sure with these two on a trip to sin city there will be some serious dirty buisness.Either way see you all mext week.

So I took the floor not quite knowing which Nick Johnson would show up...Come to find out it was my worst fear...Nick who won the D2 tournament with Section 8 showed up , And automatically changed the lines to his likings...Wow I was surprised too..Who ever thought Nick would taste success and shun all who supported him when he couldn't hit the net from 2 feet away...It baffles me.

Let's cut through the chase the BRD blew out Blue Balls tonight..I almost got blue balls watching that game...The only thing I knew after the game there would be beers...New members Steve Silveira, And Tim McPherson hung out along with the usual suspects Mike Roberto,John Carey,Nick Johnson,Dave Comeau,Patch, And Del..All in all I liked what I saw Tim had more than one beer, And didn't hang out with the Redhawks(Dino).

It was nice to see Del..I am sure he has had a tough week yet Del never will let on that anything is on his mind..He is a class act from start to finish, And a great team mate I am glad you are a member of the BRD..That being said I'll give you two weeks then we are at odds again.

Ray Dow was a no go this week due to a "Back Injury", But far as I heard he is still upset over the fact that Patch drank all the Labatt's 3 weeks ago..I would be sour too. Does anyone but me see the fact that Patch might be a drunk(Wow that's the pot calling the kettle black).

Either way the start of a new season displays some sheisty antics(Mostly by Duke)..Some new additions..Paul on the rehab route, Patch on the hot seat ,and surprise surprise the Iron Men are back.

Well another unfortunate end for the BRD this season...Many questions face the BRD going into the winter season...Will Patch finally get fired,Will Joey Johnson return to the team,Will Carey figure out why he keep's throwing up,Will Bobby Haas retire(I did see him give his stick to a youth on the way off the floor),Will Dave with a baby on the way actually pick up playing a third night,Will Nick actually drink a beer,Will Ray tell me 2 days before the season starts he is retired then tell me on gameday he is out of retirement,Will Mike Roberto score,Will Scotty stop talking to himself at his car,Will Duke tone down the sheisty antics he has displayed as of late,Will Del realize me, And him are at odds, And he is not allowed to ever take a penalty shot again,Will Dino realize he come's from a good family, Will Paul recover from ACL surgery(He looked ok to me tonight shooting around), And will Mike D'Amico actually play or does he have to play cricket in the winter...Many many questions.

After the game the crowd was scarce...Dave,Del,Ray,Nick,Patch, And me hung out for a few beers...Fuck we lost mine as well have a few sipees...We talked about the BRD moving forward, And unfortunatly those plans might not include Patch...Stay tuned for any further developments.

Well I honestly thought we had our best shot at our first playoff win, But that didn't work out..We need to step it up, And figure this slump out...Because I am in the twilight of the career, And need at least one playoff win...Just one.

Either way I play because I like all you guys, And I enjoy playing with the BRD, And I hate to say it we will get our first playoff win next season(I think)...That being said I may dislike Nick, And I know I don't like Del.

In closing with what has been all to common place with the BRD..I'll see you next season.

Well I'll begin with the no so attractive momement of John Carey throwing up...My guess is that Bob Haas(Who is gonna be traded in the offseason) is trying to get in shape, And has been working Carey to hard..Practices are nice..Big wheels are even better, But at some point enough is enough..Whe our defenseman is throwing his guts up I gotta wonder if this optional scate is worth it.

Did anyone but me and John witness the jubilant celebration by Bobby Haas after he scored the go ahead goal...I mean Bob did u really need to make me and John headbutt each other...I mean I was ok I have a little headache,But John threw up...Hairy at best.

After the game most members of the BRD hung out except Dino who was preoccupied with the Redhawks...My question is Dino who do you play for?
Speaking of the Redhawks a player or 2 from the Redhawks may be looking to latch on to the BRD next season...Only time will tell.

Well I in closing Del was a no show, But showed up for the after party(typical), Nick is a stiff...Paul offered his moral support..Duke is growing a mustache nobody can see..Joey is well Joey, And that equals a nut job...Dave failed to supply steak tips...Eventhough we didn't have a BBQ...Scotty was solid again, And oh yeah Nick is a stiff.

As we all know the BRD will face some tough choices this off season...Yeah the BRD are a good team, But is it time to deal away a few veterans for some youth...The rumor through town is that Mike Roberto, And Bob Haas could be dealt for some young talent...My theory is maybe Bobby and me have done all we could for the BRD...I know many teams need our veteran leadership..I mean Bobby had 4 goals tonight so he has to be a very sought after asset to many teams....Mike Roberto has become as hard as this is to say a role player...I mean I can't score..The Grizzly's goalie made 2 saves tonight...The save on me..He went post to post...The game may of passed me by.

After the game most members hung out..We talked of trades,Which Patch can lie...We all know is gonna happen..I can't believe I am a lame duck player.

Del asked if he could have my C...I am wondering if Del has a hidden agenda...My guess would be yeah he does...He showed up late tonight again, And now the biggest stiff to ever play up Hockey town question's whether Del is for real...In case you didn't know that stiff is Nick. Del when Nick asks questions you are in trouble.

Was it me or did Ray Dow look a bit timid in that first period tonight...I think it was the constant aggresive nature of the possible new mayor of Hockey town...I asked Ray after the game, And got no answer

Joey Johnson was a no show this evening...Gotta wonder what Joe's story this season has been...He continues to distance himself from the BRD...As we all know Joey is in a contract year.

Either way the playoffs arae coming lets get a win for once...If we lose our first round game Patch is gonna have to be fired...Does anyone disagree?

In closing I have to write about why Bobby Haas, And John Carey had a practice 3 hours before the game..As I heard it Bobby made some crisp passes, And claimed he was a play maker, And that carried over to the game tonight as you can all see with the 4g-0a he scored.

I offered up my services for the Whalers next season anad was told by Del it's a numbers game...Imagine this...When Josh is on that team for 2 seasons, And I am not welcome...That tells you I may of run my course.

First off I would like to address the way Del is trying to be the big man on campus this season...Yeah he won assistant captain,But now something tells me he want's my C...As Nick put it the kid has no class what so ever, And for once I couldn't agree with Nick more.

As far as the evening went it was a good win for the BRD, The line of Del,Dave,Joey tore shit up, And carried the BRD this evening...They were by far the deciding factor in this game...On the other hand the Line of Mike,Bobby Nick had flashes..Like when Me and Nick made 13 passes to each other 2 feet away from each other, And then we all proceded to cycle(Yeah I was surprised too)...Either way we didn't score much, But looked ok doing nothing.

After the game the BRD had a BBQ all of the team were there...Even the Duke was present...Come to find out the Duke's job was to can Josh on Thursday's...Was it me or is Nick A pussy, And Dukie looked a little scared...Either way the statement of the night may have been it's a numbers game....Carey came to play on the grill, And Del as classless as he is brought some nice chicken...Ray almost lost 3 votes for mayor as I think his name is Matt scored a goal for the Grizzly's, And Ray pounded back a hot dog...A good time and a nice BBQ.

John Carey who we all know if he looks at Patch the wrong way is black listed brought up a nice point that coach Patch may of ran his course, And may have to go..My theory is instead of running up the BRD credit card on trips to Jamaica...Go to Sault St Marie,North Dakota, Or Moose Jaw Saskatchewan in search of talent...Speaking Of Jamaica Patch came back with a nice herpe mark above his lip my guees is he got into the booze anad a nice rastafarian slapped his buisness off his face twice, And on the dird time he caught some shit.

Nice to see Paul Castonguay take his new job as team video guy seriously(Hopefully only a short lived job)...I am sure he will edit up some nice shit.

Ok I am almost done here does anyone but me wonder why the Vipers scored 3 more goals against the Iron Men than we did...Don't get me wrong they let up 18 goals, And the Iron Men didn't have 14 guys either, But just food for thought...All I have to say about the Iron Men is one day just like them I hope to be a professional street hockey player...I heard the money is great..Hey where else could you pay 10 bucks to play.

So we will start with this severe slash I took...Quite honestly it was brutal....It could be broken....Either way I blame this injury on my lack of goals this year(Eventhough it happened 13 games in)..I need to reflect if it is all worth it...The 2 a days,The Blood,The Sweat,The Tears,,Hmmm the career could be over...That being said I should be able to play next week...

Tonight the defenseman played great...Carey,Duke, And Dino were great tonight...Limiting that team to 3 goals is no easy task....Scotty was incredible...He made about 12 saves that were beauties...Either way we lost, But we played great.

After the game a few members hung out in attendance were Mike,Patch,Nick,Del,Dave, And Paul(Who said that was the best game he have seen us play in awhile)...Speaking of Paul he will have surgery September 8th, And the news he recieved are encouraging...he could return in as little as 6 months...Del, And Nick made a bet...I need to call Tritto to see what the Turtlewood's odds are.

Dave I said let's win this one for you...Just tells you how much we like you...Don't worry they like me even less.

We are a slapshot team...Something tells me we need to change that...The chances that we change our style are slim, And none.

Ray Dow couldn't make the game due to the passing of his Grandmother...Ray sorry to hear that.

In closing we faced a tough game, And quite honestly played good...That was a good measuring point to where we are as a team, And I think we will be ok...All those Keg parties did something to Dino...He has been a beast this season...Disregard the 3 times a game he is on the floor with a stick too his snout.

I will start my season ending awards tonight on the poll so vote fairly, And maybe I will get you a trophy.

Well the Bushwackers did what quite honestly I am surprised more teams don't do they actually covered Nick...I must admit I was baffled I didn't know what to do...That stiff is always open, But tonight when I looked up he wasn't...Like Nick said on the floor tonight...I was the stiff this evening...76 great chances no goals...What the hell is wrong with me....Bobby Haas blamed the line shake up of last week as the reason, And quite honestly i agree...We all know the BRD is about continuity, And if u disrupt that one week we get all banged up.

The Dino,The Duke, And Carey played nicely back on D, But the absence of Joey Johnson hurt..Quite honestly we needed 4 D tonight...Joey was a no go tonight(He must still be on his way to my house for the BBQ)...Either way a ride from Providence at 10 is hairy at the very best..

Back to the Dino he was a beast tonight it's a shame he has goals, And want's to finish school because we could use him year round.

After the game there was a few crumb bums that stuck around...Dave,Mike,Patch,Nick,Del, And Ray...We covered every topic from Joe Carleton(Who SUCKS)..To the movie Saw....Pic stopped by and spoke of bountys...None of which were carried out...Come to find out Patch, And me aren't well liked(Damn I should of fought Pic)

The Paul Castonguay, Mike Roberto B-Day bash was nice and most BRD members attended..The only no shows were Mike D'Amico..Who did he go see Carrie Underwood,Del(Who came by Friday),Joey Johnson(He is on his way)...Either way it was a good time...Another one is in the works.

Paul Castonguay was in attendance..Nice to see you Paul, But could of used you on the floor.

Next week regardless of the loss is a big game...All I have to say if we need any motivation(Which we probally Do need)...Let's win this one for Dave(Hey he bought me 12 rack Saturday).

Well the BRD was surprised by appearance by Mike D'Amico who is rumored to be in a hold out...Mike played his usual game hustled,got some chances,Hacked 6 people, And called it a night...Del payed his debt to society and brought a 30 rack, And played D...I never thought anyone could be more sheisty than the Duke,...Until I saw Del play D.

Ray Dow was a scratch due to a back injury???My guess is he sat out due to the level of the opponent,,,Ray if u look at the score we probally could of used you....Don't you know yet we play to the level of our opponent.

After the game most BRD players hung out, But most surprisingly was the early departure of Del, And the last men standing of Scotty Rosato, And Dave Comeau...I also must mention that Bobby Haas, And John Carey have come to play in recent weeks...Dino was there then gone again...My question is why do I out drink a college kid..Oh yeah I am an alcoholic that's why..

Paul Castonguay was in attendance...Come to find out Paul is the BRD videographer for the next year...I think Paul got some indept shit.

This Saturday the BRD will have a Birthday celebration for Captain Mike Roberto, And injured assistant captain Paul Castonguay...Mike will turn 34 Friday, And Paul will turn 40 Next Thursday I think...It should be a good time...Hope to see you all there.

In closing as Bobby Haas said it we are headed to the Texas triangle...So we need to play our best...What our best is I am not sure....One thing I am sure of we haven't come close to that yet.

Ok me And Carey made peace, And the bulletin board is on again...Well the BRD improved to hmmm.....Fuck if I know...A pretty good record so they tell me....The BRD had a special guest tonight Joey Johnson's significant other..Oddly enough they seem to go together well...Through the grapevine I heard Ashley had a date with the Grizzly's mascot..That kid was 3 sheets to the wind, And had more game than me.

This section is for Carey...After the game most members of the BRD hung out...The only quick leave was Dukie(He must of had an acie duecy game)...We talked some ragtime, And came across a member of the Grizzly's...For those of you who don't know it's the chubby kid(D'Amico you might remember him)....Come to find out he knew more about street hockey than maybe Ray Dow...My question is....Is this kid gonna run for the mayor of Hockeytown, And finally take Ray out of the position he has held for 6 years.

Paul since Patch has no class come by Saturday, And let me know what happened with the MRI...Come to find out I guess I am having a birthday bash for me and you on July 26.

Oh what else Bobby and me looked like we knew what we were doing like 4 times...After further review we had no clue...Dave I heard the good news(You told Patch I hope that wasn't meant to be a secret,Cuz you told the wrong person)...Either way good luck.

Ok in closing I pose one question....What's up with Nick this season....Nicky you know it's bad when Carey out drinks you, And Bobby brings his own cooler...Get your act together, And choke someone out.

Del might be suspended for his first shift next week for his antics at the end of the game...$400 Canoe, Or Kayak doesn't save you.

Ok my bulletin board was back this week I hope I amused you all...Since I can't score goals I mine as well do something for this team.

So here I am a tad bit drunk..No recap,No who was there after the game,No shenanigans...Either way John Carey questioned my bulletin board entry...So here's what I have...Del all the fan's wanna see a weekly post by Johnny Mc something.....

The BRD still han't lost...That being said they have 2 ties, And 3 OT games this season...

The BRD annual 4th of July Blowout was a success...We got kicked out of the Patch residence(A 30 rack and a bottle of wine might help)...I like fireworks..I tore shit up, And well quite honestly got us kicked out..

There will be no names of who attended the 4th...This post will be all about street hockey....Not many of us can skate so we run(Well I don't)..That's why we play street hockey.

This brief post is all John Carey's fault cuz he said I always say the same thing...No quite honestly I am tired and need to sleep...

Paul hope you heal up quick.

Come to find out the Stallones have beef with the BRD...As the sat by waiting for the floor to clear so they could tape scene #13 for their up coming gay porn...Well we play them next week, And even Nick said he may well play physical..I find that hard to believe now that Nick, And the Dukie are now BFF...My question is if you had to play a team next week that has owned you would you talk shit to them? I wouldn't..Either way they are clowns, And we will do what we need to do next week.

After the game there was no booze head of the BFF Coach Patch deemed it not needed...I got news for you Bill unless you just met me I like beer..So now here I am at my house drinking booze by myself...I have only had two so this post might actually make sense for the first time in well maybe the first time ever.

Dino has got his act together after a few weeks of showing up late,breaking curfew, And not taking care of that broad yet(Well he still hasn't landed the girl yet, But we'll let that slide)..He does come from a good family...Ray Dow took back a stick from me that he made for me like 62 years ago...I call that an indian giver.

Well the 4th is just about here, And Many BRD members will be in attendance...Ray Dow,Nick Johnson(What kind of slush again),Mike Roberto,Duke,Patch,Dino,Bobby Haas,Del, And a few might show up..Dave Comeau,Scotty,Paul..Wow As I just wrote this I realized basicaly the whole team will be there..It would of been easier to just write that.I would love a Mike D'Amico sighting.

Assistant captain Paul Castonguay is sidelined indefinitly with as patch termed it a mcl injury of some sort...Paul do me a favor and put on the guest book what's up or just tell me Friday...All I got out of Patch is that you have a sprained wrist,Died,Had your leg from the knee down amputated,Moved to Wyoming,retired, Or you were tired tonight...Oh the joy of talking to Patch.

Joey Johnson was a no go this week..He had a parade in the Lake Winnipesaukee area for being Mr. Irrelevant.

Either way I am done for now I hope to see you all on the 4th..For those I don't have a good 4th...Which to me is my Christmas..(Nick I will put your doubts to rest)

As far as Ray Dow is concerned the BRD may well have a new coach...Dave's significant other had a feel for the game,And quite honestly looked a better than Patch....Billy don't feel bad we all know your are a sump, And a pretty bad coach, But we all know you made the team.

After the game most players hung out for a bit...In attendance were Mike Roberto,Nick Johnson,Ray Dow,Dave,The New Coach(Shit I wish I knew her name),Del,The old coach Patch,Joey J,Paul for a minute or two as did Scotty, And Mike Roberto's agent Chris...He brought me my beer that's why he represents me.

There will be a BBQ next week, And Dave"The Chef"Comeau will bring some steak tips...Which to me is huge..That means more to me than how many goals you score...Carey you are under pressure now.Paul didn't score a goal tonight...it was a surprise as Paul as he put's it is in his last season has been on fire.

As far as I hear the Saugus Police was in effect, And cleared out all the trolips that resided on the side of the building(Damn we had a outside game).

In my opinion Dino has no class I think he has lost touch with all reality and is still living the Beta Gamma Phi Life.

In closing The BRD are 4-0-1...Not a bad start I actually scored so that is a good sign,And oh yeah Nick Is a stiff(You all knew I had to include that)

As the night began Coach Patch changed the lines for the 4th time in 4 weeks,And it seemed to work...Mike Roberto, And Nick Johnson were reunited with the addition of Ray Dow the line had mixed reviews...Yeah I know Nick scored 4 goals, But should of had 3 more...Nick I sent you the present all you had to do is unwrap it...Something I can't explain is the chemistry Nick and I have(Maybe it's because I know his 6 foot comfort zone)..Yeah sure Nick shoots 72 times a game,And I am slow, But we seem to work well together.Ray Dow was key he hit the opened guy all night except the time I was open...All in all Ray was a beast tonight...He hustled like it was 1995...Speaking of 1995 did Team last place think I was the same player as I was then...I was tripled everytime.Right now I am bad 4gp 0g-3a.

After the game the BRD had a few beers in attendance were Dave Comeau,Mike Roberto,Nick Johnson,Patch,Ray Dow,John Carey, And Del...Come to find out Dave is a chef(look out Carey)..You know if I had to guess I would say Dave looked like a chef..Not quite sure what a chef look's like, But my guess would be a chef would look like Dave.

The line of Del,Dave,Joey was in my opinion the best line out there tonight...Del was his hustling self...Making some great outlet passes...Dave was his usual smart..heady player..where he always seemed to make the right play...Joey was well Joey...A beast on the forecheck, And a great play maker, And as always got the team fired up.

The D was nice Carey had like 12 1/2 shots on net tonight..That's like 12 more shots then he usually takes...Dino actually made it with more than 5 minutes left(I thought you were bad,,,That kid showed up with 6 seconds left),Paul Castonguay look's like Sandis Ozolinsh scoring goals like a deef, And the Duke has been cute the last few weeks, But tonight he turned the corner, And became handsome, And Scotty has been solid as well scotty always is.

In closing I think I am in a slump, And Nick is a stiff...I hope to see you all at Ray's 30th B-Day Friday.Also I am still waiting for Bobby Haas to show up.

My question is where did the scoring go...The BRD are avereing a paltry 3.66 goals a game I know that seems like a lot, But in street hockey it isn't...Well we could venture many many guesses as to why the BRD goal production has dropped..Mike D'Amico playing checkers on Wednesday..Bobby Haas being the 6th man for the Celtics, Carey's BBQ getting shut down,Coach Patch being a sump, Or Paul and Joey beefing(For like the 10th time), But my guess goes to Nick Johnson's exile of Mike Roberto off his line...In the brief time they played together tonight they hooked up on several nice plays...As Nick once said to me..Is it my fault you couldn't open the present I gave you...Joe my advice to you...Find Nick in his 6 foot comfort zone.

Now I must address The Dino's late arrival...All I have to say is Dino thank you for showing up with 32 seconds left...Wow that helped out...I would have to say the Dino was in the parking lot hob knobbing with that trolip we have seen him courting.Dino I am hurt by this...Almost as much as Nick hurt me.

As far as the BRD inactives Del had to get theraphy on that pizza burn he sustained..Del it was worth it..The pizza was nice...Bobby played 4 minutes for the Celtics pulled down 4 boards shot 0-3..The shot wasn't falling,And to everybody's surprise fouled out.Tink..well as time goes on I have realized Patch dropped the ball...As far as I hear Tink gave Patch a 40 ounce, And Tink was let lose of his contract.

Mike Sorry to hear about your grandmother...If she was anything like you she kicked ass, And was a stand up person...Oh yeah by the way Chucky on your softball team?

In closing it's the summer season let's have fun,BBQ,watch young sluts, And drink beer...All in all let's have a great time.

Ok I will begin with the Demands, And complaints of the BRD tonight...I usually don't take shit personally as far as street hockey goes, But tonight I did when a certain player didn't wanna play with me I took offense to that...Now my big saying is I am not dillusional..I know I am half the player I was, But I try and I think I do ok..To play with someone for 3 seasons then get packed up..Was well hairy...I do my best...I know I am not the fastest or most skilled, But I tend to believe if I hustle all others will follow,,,My question is why was I the odd man out on that line?...Honestly I could see if people missed 5 games, And said I decided I will play, But it was only 1 game...So let's not get all carried away...Like I have always said it will all work out in the end...As far as complaining about missing shifts, And stuff..Remember one thing me, And Del played half a season behind Chucky, And Mike and we were always the odd men out in that rotation..Hey shit happens it sucks, But it happens..Tonight what I saw, And experienced wasn't a team, But individuals, And at least to me that's not what the BRD is about.

Ok on to more possitive things...Who knew The Dino knew Topanga,,And yet didn't produce Corey,Shaun, Or even Eric..Dino my advice is hang out a bit after the game I cut you tonight...I wasn't serious..Well I might of been..I don't like your antics thus far...Well I guess it could be worse...You could be Nick.

Two games in and Bobby Haas has been a no show...Something about a sore knee(I know he is a Pau Gasol fan). It look's like Tink Is all done with the BRD unless coach Patch can pull out a last minute miracle.

The pictures from Ossipee Lake will be up soon..It was a good time, And quite honestly a druken blur...You have to wonder why I got my ass kicked by the Johnson brothers, But after tonight I think I know why.

Well the summer season kicked off with a nice BBQ...John Carey flipped some burgers and did a nice job...Some guy who I haven't quite figured out who he is was yet came over ate like a beast had a few beers,And befreinded the Duke..All that time at Alpha Beta Gamma paid off for Dino as he seemed to be ready to make a move or two on some unsuspecting female.

The BRD will take their act on the road this weekend on a nice little retreat on Ossipee Lake...It should be a good time.

Ray Dizzo will be celebrating his 30th birthday June 6...All BRD are welcome,,,Ask Ray for details.

Coach Patch is under severe fire..Not only did he stand pat this off season,But now rumor is he let Tink walk.

The BRD was short handed this evening..On the inactive list was Bobby Haas(Hmmm Celtics game 5),Mike D'Amico(Softball),And well we already covered the Tink episode.

There were 2 injuries substained on this night...Del suffered a bruised hand,And he is day to day...Mike Roberto suffered a horrific,severe,career threating elbow,But he should play next week.

In closing Nick was recruited by the ever chubby Pete Walters...The big thing is has Nick played his last BRD game...I hope so....The Stiff that he is.

Well The BRD season ended not in a way we all hoped...All in all we had a good season...We faced a whole lot of nonsense...Chucky left,Ray went on the wagon,Joey missed a playoff game,Nick hit the net like once or twice,Mike D'Amico had 23 penalties in the first 6 minutes he played,Haas caught a case then beat it,Mike Roberto,And Del had words,And their relationship soured, But I think we are passed that.Scotty had a solid season(Scotty we were off tonight)...Carey walked a fine line to being black listed again,Duke was a tad bit more sheisty than I would like for him to be,Paul was solid..He thinks he is old...I think he is the catalyst back there..Either way it was a nice season.

Joey Johnson didn't show up for the game...A long ride or something...I understand all that, But it is the playoffs...Oh well Have fun in Miami Joey. We could of used you.

Well the summer season is coming, And we all knows what that means BBQ's, And if we are lucky a Tink sighting..I am actually baffled at our demise...But we played hard all season, And we did this evening as well..I was out of gas, And had rigamortis half way through the second period...Next season we need to do something...What that is I am not quite sure of yet..Well we can start by winning a playoff game.We all need to be on a mission next season...Either way 24-4 is nothing to sneeze at...So we shouldn't hang our heads just learn a lesson....When you get to the playoffs you never want to lose your last game,But that's what we did...So all we can do is not repeat what we have done the last 3 seasons...Like Jim Valvano said Don't give up don't ever give up...Couldn't tell you what that has to do with the BRD,But Jim Valvano is nice.

Well The BRD finished up the winter season with a record of 24-4...Not a bad record if you ask me...This season was a wierd season...We had it all...Tink was here then gone..Chucky left to pursue..Well I have no idea what he was looking for....Nick hit the net,Mike D..Went to anger management..Paul might retire,Carey could get black listed,Bob,Mike, And Del have a retirement parade set up...The parade route is from Fenley street to Malden St, And back...With Joey Johnson driving....Scotty played the game, And actually had a few beers...Ray started playing to drink with his friends, And then went on the wagon whose to say.Duke was hurt then got sheisty...And for Coach Patch...Well a 1 and done spells the end of you.

After the season finale all, But one player hung out after the game his name is Robert Paulson...No wait sorry Mike D'Amico..I guess he was tired from trying to audit Patch's book's.

Well here we go...The real season...I am ready...And that is saying quite a bit...I just hope we play like we can.

Del I could of swore you scored 2 goals tonight, But according to Patch's stats you scored once.

Either way it is playoff time...I look forward to this as much as I look forward to my sit down with The Dino.

In closing 3 players made all 28 games...Nice job Mike Roberto,Nick Johnson, And John Carey.

Well it look's as though the flu bug struck the BRD this this week...As three players were out...The Duke was out from what he said was a flu...My guess is it's from dipping his hand in my mom's sauce...Hey Duke I was all set with pasta Sunday.Bobby Haas was also out with what is believed to be a return of the case he caught a little bit ago.Well Joey Johnson was out with something...I assume whatever it is...It came from him calling me 22 times last week...The BRD expect all 3 players back next week.

In a shocking twist after the game John Carey actually hung out for a beer....Yeah I was surprised too..He must of felt the black list was coming...Since coach Patch is a drunk, And expects everyone to be a drunk too...By the way Patch we are gonna audit your books..Besides Carey the usual suspects were there...Nick Johnson,Del,Patch,Scotty(For A bit),Ray(Who is on the wagon)..Ray good luck with that I wish I could do that,,,No wait I don't wish that..I am a drunk, And have accepted my faith..Oh yeah by now you can guess I was there...Also we had a surprise appearance by Chris..The agent for Mike Roberto..He held some basic talks with Patch,,,As we all know I only sign one year deals.

The BRD retreat is closing in...It will be held at Lake Ossipee New Hampshire..So far the BRD members attending will be Mike Roberto,Coach Patch,The Duke, And tonight Nick, And Del also signed on...Ray is a maybe, But then again Ray is always a maybe...Paul are you going?...It should be fun.

Mike D'Amico is well behaved as of late...Yeah I am baffled by that also..Let's be honest Mike is a tad bit off...You have to wonder how he works for the IRS.Scotty is just as steady as they come, And Del is well Del...I still say I tipped my hand to early on that pass to you.

In closing will the good weather please come..I need BBQ's and some young dirty broads.

Well The BRD are now 21-4..Not bad at all...They played a aggresive well planned out game, And quite honestly owned the Wine Cellar...That spook is a punk..Paul if Bobby didn't hold him he would of had a break away.

After the game we had the usual suspects drinking some beer...In attendance were Mike Roberto,Bill Patch,Joe Johnson,Ray Dow,Nick Johnson,Scotty(For a minute or two),Del, And Duke(For one beer).
The talk was of the Maryland tournament...It seems Joey Johnson is now on board that is key...As Joey is a key to the teams succuss.

I think we are all drunks..We drank outside in 40 degree weather....The temperature wasn't so bad...As much was the Rain...Nick looked out for my well being, And shielded me from the rain...Me, And Joe had a nice conversation...The results of that talk is confidental..(Hey I got a hug).

My question is where has John Carey been..No beers...No ragtime.No well Carey...My guess is he is waiting for the burgers to be flipped.

Either way guys...Let's please win at least one game this post season...We have a bye...So see you all in two weeks...Nick maybe I see you tomorrow.

Have a nice bye week, And Mike hope you had fun in Vegas, And I hear you might be here Saturdy for me to take your money.

I'd Like to begin with the rift between me, And Del...After the game Del made a statement that didn't sit well with the kid, And the statement was so out of line that I can't even repeat it...Del knows what I am talking about.

Either way the BRD improved to 20-4, And I must add 4-0 since Chucky pulled a Baltimore Colts on us..The C.W.A. was just outmatched...The BRD threw about 72 shots on the net, And the C.W.A. goalie was up to the task...As he made like at least 37 saves on me, And one big save on Nick...As Nick put it on a great pass from Mike Roberto...Like I said tonight at least you hit the net Nick(So you will only hear about this for like 6 months).

After the game the BRD had a few beers...Wow I bet that's a surprise...The players who were in attendance were Mike Roberto,Joe Johnson,Nick Johnson,Del,Ray Dow,Duke,Patch, And Scotty Rosato...The conversation was full of ragtime as usual....You know what just hit me...After the games we hang out, And not much really gets accomplished..Nobody quite makes sense.

A few BRD players will be going on a relaxing trip in May on Ossipee Lake
BRD members that will be attending are Mike Roberto,Billy Patch,And the Duke...Several more members have showed interest,And said they will attend..They are Nick Johnson,And Del...Ray is on the fence.

Speaking of Ray...Raymond was a no go for this affair this night..He is nursing various injuries..Ray I feel your pain.Joey Johnson made his return after a two game absence...No hugs..I wonder why after two weeks I didn't get a hug..Also Joe where is the woman..I know it is cold..So I assume she might make an apperance or two in the summer.

The defenseman were nice tonight...We actually passed to you guys tonight...Duke's gotta lay off the sheisty stuff for a bit...According to Nick...Carey gotta cut out the wrist shots,And as Paul put it he shouldn't block 12 shots, And slide in front of a shot head first.

So in closing we have a big game next week vs the Wine Cellar...We need to win this game...The way they acted last time they beat us was uncalled for, And revenge is a must..Good luck in Vegas Mike...Have fun(The new Mike D'Amico lasted hmmm 3 weeks).

As I leave Nick here's one for you.


Like the crack of the whip I snap attack
Front to back in this thing called rap
Dig it like a shovel rhyme devil
On a heavenly level
Bang the bass turn up the treble
Radical mind day and night all the time
Seven to fourteen wise divine
Maniac brainiac winning the game
I'm the lyrical Jesse James.

In the final few polls I have I will ask questions for season ending awards there will be 4 finalists in each..The awards are.
The Frank J. Selke Trophy is an annual award given to the forward who best excels in the defensive aspects of the game.

MVP.Most valuable player.

The Lady Byng Memorial Trophy is presented each year to the player adjudged to have exhibited the best type of sportsmanship and gentlemanly conduct combined with a high standard of playing ability".

The James Norris Memorial Trophy is awarded annually to the top "defense player who demonstrates throughout the season the greatest all-round ability in the position".

Well the BRD keeps rolling towards the playoffs...Hopefully their best is yet to come.The BRD won the game tonight 5-3, And continue to win.
I must say that the line of Carey,Bob,Del played great...Bobby was his hard nosed,face off winning self...Del hustled and seem to get to every lose ball that was available, And Carey playing out of position play a great game as well....He made nice passes, And was always in position...Maybe Coach Patch will allow John to play forward again when needed.

After the game the BRD drank some beer as usual..The players that stuck around were Mike Roberto,Nick Johnson,Bill Patch,Scotty Rosato,The Duke,Del, And Ray Dow...All I can say is that Nick you know you are a sump when Scotty, And the Duke outlast you.

The ragtime after the game was about the tournament in August...The story around the rink is that Coach Patch will not be in attendance due to a previous obligation to attend his brothers wedding...The Duke will take over the helm as player/coach...Something tells me the BRD are in better hands with the Duke.

The BRD has put together a charity bowling tournament this Saturday...It should be fun...Del,Ray,Mike R,Patch will be in attendance.

Now let's talk about injuries...Rumors are Ray Dow will be out next week vs CWA(After their 1-0 Victory over the Wine Cellar)...A few weeks back Mike Roberto suffered a severe lacaration under the nose..According to the Duke he saw no blood(Go ahead Duke drop another beer)...Mr.Turf toe.

Either way spring, And the good weather will come, And it will be BBQ time..Which I am looking forward to.
Due to Mike D'Amico's request Dave will be deleted.

Ok in closing the playoffs are coming honestly these games mean nothing at this point just lets get sharp for the real season...Also No Joe Johnson 2 weeks in a row...According to Joe we had a bye..Ok Joe I need a hug(John don't get jelous).Joe get your act together...I know Nick is your brother...Wait you were at rain watching expose huh.

Paul I have a deal for you check out espn...The deadline is close.

Well I'll Open with as captain Mike Roberto get's as close as he can to being 100% after that severe injury he substained..What happens..He get's hit with a shot in the same ankle...The best I can say is that may of well set him back 3 weeks..Good thing I don't run...So I should be good to go next week..Ray feels my pain...Nick just turns a naked eye at the situation.

Ok we had two no shows tonight Mike D'Amico,And Joe Johnson..I'll start with Mike..As I read that Patch had tore you up on the bulletin board..I don't blame you..He said you could go to any Celtics game, But on the contrary Celtics tickets are hard to come by this season so you take what you can get...To be honest with you if I pulled into hockey town, And Hudson called me and said hey I have B's tickets..I would drive in one door and out the next..Either way hope you had fun Mike.

Now on to Joe..As far as I hear the story..Joe recieved a text...No response...A phone call was placed..The phone was shut off...Hmmm makes me wonder if Joe was blowing us off,Or let's cut through the chase.He didn't wanna drive from Rhode Island in the snow at 10 pm at night...I don't blame you..I wouldn't do that at noon.

After the game a few members hung out..With the 10 pm start ,Or west coast trip as i said to Bobby..I understand not many hung out..In attendance was Ray Dow,Mike Roberto,Bill Patch,Nick Johnson,And Del...And Paul if you look at last week's I corrected it,And u were now there..A whole bunch of nonsense was talked..Stories were about Patch's heart attack, And some broad named Kendall Brooks..All in all entertaining as always.

Oh yeah in closing Me,Ray, And Patch had a little bubble hockey tournament...Come to find out me, And Patch suck at bubble hockey or Ray is really good...Ray 4-Mike 1.Ray 5-Patch 1.

Well we have a 7 pm game next week so all should hang out from Scotty to Carey to the Duke...Well that's it for this week...I gotta sleep, And go to the dentist tomorrow which is hairy in it's own right.

Ok I start with this last Saturday night..A few members of the BRD reviewed the films from the Grizzly's game,And what we got from that game was I suffered a severe injury, Apparently me, And Ray Dow are the only one's that saw it that way...Either way thanks Ray for seeing the severe nature of this injury.

As the BRD took the floor there was Chucky...You can tell Chucky is a tad bit uncomfortable with the situation, But it a situation he forced...After the BRD went on to win, And improve to 17-4...A few members hung out, And had some laughs.In attendance was Nick,Patch,Mike R.,Ray,Del, And Paul
We found out that Nick is well a tad bit off on some of his views, But that is expected..What with his 6% shooting percentage and all.

John Carey has suspended the power rankings until he figures out how to exactly calculate it.

Well the Chucky fiasco is behind us, And I think we should do that, And put it behind us...let's cut through the chase he didn't wanna play for us.

I must say Mike D'Amico has turned over a new leaf..3 weeks no penalties..Who would of thought playing with Nick(Never met a net he hit), And Mike(Never met a floor he liked to run on) would right his ship.

In closing I must say Joey,And Del are by far the hustlers of the team...I watch you guys and I am like wow...how do they get that much energy...My hats off to you guys.Bobby is a key face off guy, And add's so much to the squad.

In closing February is almost gone soon it will be BBQ time..Carey get the grill ready.

Well I'll start with the obvious the defection of Chucky Patch..This may be the first time a player left when the team he was playing on was 15-4,But that's what happened this Wednesday night....As the BRD arrived for their 8 P.M. game there was Chucky trading in his blue for the red of the other devils..All I have to say is(Billy this is my nice moment to you so print this)I know I break them on Billy,And hate him cuz he is a Giants fan,But anyone who knows Billy..Knows he loved to play street hockey,And he was good,,,Not as good as me,But pretty good.An illness took that all away from him...So what did he do...He put a team together...So he could play without ever stepping on the floor..Anyone who know's Billy knows he love's this team..The only player on this team that played with Billy is me..That's why I play..Not cuz this is something I want to do,But something I need to do for him.

That being said Chucky this is street hockey..As I always say last time I checked we pay to play...We don't get paid to play...This is your brother...At any point did it come to you that he was living what he lost through you?I assume when we play the Red Devils you may take a run at me...So be it it isn't the first time,And it won't be the last time someone took a run at me.

Ok back to the nice stuff after the game all members of the BRD hung out,And drank some beer...Funny how the unity returned..We had some laughs,And Joey Johnson ripped me up(Joe bring the girl back to the games)..I thought u were a little harsh on me.

A nice stat from Ray Dow....The Black Panthers scored more against the Wine Cellar than we did,And the Vipers scored more goals VS The Five O than we did.

In closing BRD let's just play,And what the fuck...Try to win,And make a run..If we win shit that's great if we lose...Guess what we are a team,And most of all friends.

Ok for all concerned,And I know you guys are...I received 3 stiches,And I have had stiches before,But the location of this cut made this episode hurt quite a bit...Either way you guys can sleep this week knowing I am ok(Disregard the three hours in the emergency room I will live).Please send all donations in the form of 30 packs.

I must address the how should I put it....The way this teams likes to put others players down...When we don't play united..What do we have...Screw talent,As we all learned last Sunday...Talent doesn't always win..You need more,And we have been lacking that..So let's get back to playing BRD hockey..By that I mean having fun,enjoying the game,And just playing for each other.

Mike D'Amico's quitting of the team ended after hmmm 3 hours,And he was back,And very well behaved so I hear...I could of swore when i got cut he would of got thrown out..Mike tends to stick up for me a bit....which is nice since Nick like's to see me get hacked down with no reaction except I shot 62 times,And scored once,,,How's that for vagina(I heard that comment).

Either way guys let's try to get back to playing fun BRD hockey..Doing that is the hard part...Once we start doing that...The winning will once again become easy.

Well as the game winded down tension among the BRD players ran high..This is directly for Mike D'Amico...Mike You are a talented player,But your penalties kill us..I heard you quit...And I wonder why...All I ask of you is that you tone it down...Me,And Nick talked about this before,And when you played with us you were good..Is playing with Nick,And me what it takes to simmer you down,,,,If so we will make that happen,But in return I need you to stop taking penalties.....Mike look at the numbers...way to many penalties,And that goes for Chucky as well.

Either way we lost again..We are falling apart..After the game a few young guys rented the rink to play some roller hockey..Coach Patch liked what he saw,And Ray Dow went as far as to put his roller blades on(Wishing to get some action)..Coach Patch went over,And shook some hands,And tried to sign some young players,But as Patch stood there all drunk with a beer in his hand..The recruiting trip came up short.All in all it was funny.

The Superbowl is here...Nick can't come he is obligated otherwise I guess.Del will be there,,,as will Ray...either way Patch is a Giants fan..Huh I guess that's why I hate him...Ok my final score prediction is Pat's 38..Giant's 17...

I hope I see a few of you guy's this Sunday if not have a good Superbowl Sunday.

Well where to begin the BRD showed they are human...When I went down with an ankle injury...All the players showed genuine concern...I know it was a surprise to me too.All I have to say is the word around Hockeytown is that the BRD are a cheap team...Guys this is hockey people will put some body on you..Just let it go...If they stick you bang them out..If they play hard let it go,Because we play hard,And i don't expect anything else from any other team in the league.

After the game the Brd had a few beers in attendance was Mike R,Nick,Joe,Coach Patch,Ray,Del,And Scotty..A few of the Bushwackers came by,And held court.

Well the best day in my life is coming the Superbowl,And the Pat's are in it...so that is a doozy...As usual I will be having my bash...some Members who have already said they will be there are Patch,Mike R,Del.
Question marks are Nick...He asked me what I can offer him...Nick I have news for you I am not sure I like you.Scotty will be there if he doesn't have his daughter..At 11:52 Ray was coming,At 11:53 he wasn't,And finally at 11:55 he was in again so who knows.Either way all are welcome.

Injury update:Dave Beressi...Out indefinitly(No update),Tink..As far as I hear real close.Mike Roberto...Day to day...I'll Tell you it hurts bad.

In closing what a game by the D tonight they were awesome...John was as aggresive as I have ever seen him,Paul was his steady reliable self,Ray was smart,And picked his spots to take his chances which always worked out for the BRD,And the Duke he was sheisty,,At one point he looked like Sydney Crosby..What was that behind the back pass all about?

Ok see all you guys next week.

Well where to begin...The BRD has had some bickering in house..How do we fix this problem?Do we change the lines,Do we fire Patch,Do we put Chucky,And Mike D on valiums..Do we slap Del around..Who knows...We must fix this soon,And I mean soon before the playoffs begin.

After the game I could not attend the festivities...A guy I worked with had retired,And I needed to attend,And I am glab I did when I got there 6 people said to me Bobby was asking for you all night,And when i saw him he was fired up..As much as I like drinking beers,And talking nonsense with you guys this is something I am happy I did(Thanks for telling me to go Ray).

Ok so the superbowl is almost here,And I would like Afew of you guys to come if you want Del,Nick,Bob,Carey,Scotty,Paul(As always),Ray,And Joey are invited...Jurys out on Mike,And Chucky(Mike you are invited,But I figured I would fire you up).As far as Chuck goes you can come,but don't hit anyone.

The BRD players are looking for Del to contribute to the site..I would welcome that...My thinking is that the column could be called Del's delicatession...Sounds good right.

Well we lost,and we are 14-2...How did we win 14 games?
Paul great effort with the bad calf I respect that.

Until next week I ask all members of the BRD let's try to recapture that chemistry.

Well the BRD improved to 14-1,Not bad...In my opinion we were horrible tonight(Well for at least the first period or so)..Like Nick said we were shorthanded,And showed the heart of a champion,And we had no buisness winning that game,And Carey added that he blamed the 10:00 pm start time for the bad play...To tell you the truth John I agreee..Either way we had a great team win,And came back from down 3-0,And won..So to me that showed what this team is about.

The Duke was out again with his nagging foot injury...At some point surgery might be an option..Joey Johnson missed his second consecutive game with a bad back,And his status is up in the air..The once talented center Dave Beressi is still out,And no update on his condition..Tink has recovered from his foot injury,But now his back is acting up(Doesn't stop him from tearing up the floor at rain)...Mike D'Amico missed the game with a hang nail..Mike this isn't baseball...During the third period Paul pulled up with an apparent foot cramp he came back blocked a shot,And then called it a night..We'll keep an eye on this,But Paul is a soldier(Like Kellen Winslow Jr)So I am sure he will be back next week.

Nick sort of hit the net tonight well 6 posts are as close as he has got in awhile....After the game we drank some beer the usual suspects were there Me,Ray,Del,And Coach Patch..Either way once we get through February the nice weather will be here,And we will all drink.

In closing I leave you with this..As I wrote this I was watching Dazed and confused,And what a great line from that movie I came here to do 2 things drink beer,And kick ass,And I am almost out of beer.

Well as the holidays are over,And we move forward to the ultimate goal.The BRD improved to 13-1..Once again a very nice record.I must once again mention the Defenseman the BRD are proud of Ray,Duke,Carey,And Paul,And we must not forget Scotty"The Goalie"..They have played solid..To allow only 20 goals in 14 games is incredible..They have been the key to the team..Now I know the forwards score goals,But in my opinion,And I am a forward..The Forwards as a group can play better.

After the game the BRD went to the blueroom,In attendance was Del,Ray.Mike R,And coach Patch..As we had a beer at hockey town usa after the game Nick Johnson,and Scotty stopped by for a bit.

In the blueroom talk was of well..everything from tournaments to the good times this team has had together.

Nick Johnson may of well lost the tip of his finger while slicing a 1/4 pound of turkey at the local White Hen.Does anyone know why Bobby Haas had a cat suit on(He looked like a deef)

Ok in closing I will have my annual Superbowl party,,,All BRD members are invited..There will be plenty of food,And well we like to drink,So we will drink.

Well The BRD won,And improved to 12-1..And that 1 loss still bothers me..Either way not a bad season thus far..I know the league isn't that good,But we have beat all teams well maybe except 1..Either way not a bad start to the winter season.

After the game some BRD members drank some beers(That's a surprise)The players is attendance were Mike Roberto,Coach Patch,Ray Dow,Nick Johnson,Joe Johnson,Scotty,Mike D'Amico,And Del,And talked of the upcoming Maryland tournament,,All players seem excited to attend...Joe Johnson has a incentive in his contract..That the BRD is trying to work around,And get him signed for the tourny.I don't know about anyone else all I want is to bring home the hardware..I'll play against a bunch of 7 year old girls as long as we win a trophy..The funny part is they would beat us.

The D core has been solid all year with Paul,Ray,Carey,And Duke(Eventhough we are at odds)has been great all year,And Scotty has been well Scotty,And as we all know Scotty can win a game by himself(Fall River).

Coach Patch hosted his annual Christmas Eve Bash..Most BRD members already had plans,Or don't like him..The sole represenative was Mike Roberto..And if I didn't drink 20 beers before I might not of showed up.

Question why did Mike D'Amico get hit like Randy Moss Over the middle.
Good luck to Chucky Patch on his recent engagement to his girlfriend Crystal..That makes 2 members of the BRD that are engaged.
Hope all BRD members have a good New Years..Maybe i see a few of you guys that night.

Well I did it for Christmas..So here is The BRD New Years Resolutions
Nick:To hit the net 7% of the time
Joe:To not be fired up every week..There has to be 1 week you don't feel like playing
Del:To play your game,And be that quirky del..You may well be our Chrissy Snow
Mike R:To stop smoking,And maybe I could run for more than 1 second
Mike D:To as you said to be a better Mike D'Amico
Carey:To keep up the power rankings,And lay off the Swedish fish
Scotty:To as you say stop letting in that 1 bad goal a game
Bob:To avoid that case,Cuz we need your 2 way play
Paul:To avoid retirement,Cuz we need your leadership(By the way I passed to you tonight)
Chucky:To be laid back,Maybe the engagement did that...Yeah Ok
Coach Patch:To not be a crumb bum,And stop skimming off the top
Duke:To stay healthy(Eventhough we are at odds)..Cuz you are the consumate team player
Ray:As you said to be the old Ray
Tink,And Dave:To get healthy,and come back..Eventhough I think Dave is done.

Hope you all have a good New Years

Well the BRD are 11-1...Not a bad record considering they are a bunch of beauty's..The BRD welcomed back The Duke,And Bob Haas..Bobby played some D,And performed well,And The Duke played only his second game of the season played well also.

Joe Johnson gave me my third hug,And that was nice Joe...After the game the BRD talked some nonsense,And discussed some strategy for the rest of the season...My question is why did Me,Del,And Nick have like 6000 oppurtunities and score nothing,zero,nada,,,Don't get me wrong me and Nick both missed great scoring chances.

Either way this was a game the BRD should win,And they did..Not as good as they should of,But like Bill Belichick say's a win is a win.

All in all we are a team...a cast of charecters,And quite honestly a group of crumb bums,But I enjoy playing with you guys...It is fun.

In closing to all BRD players,And their familes Have a Merry Christmas..

The BRD wish list for Christmas
Nick:A Shooter Tutor
Bob:A cure for the case he caught
Carey:To learn how not to riffle a pass at me
Paul:An extension on his retirement
Duke:A healthy foot,And a sub from Dim's,Or 3
Mike D:The wrap around works like 1 out of 29 times..Give it up
Del:A new stick
Joe:I know it's hard,But for me try to be somewhat sane
Chucky:Anger counseling
Scotty:To tell us how u feel,so we can straighten out this team
Ray:To realize that my house is 6 minutes down Rt 1,And we can drink there.
Mike R..To realize running isn't against the rules.
Tink:Just stay out of jail
Dave:I have a staple remover
Coach Patch:Try something new,And actually coach


Ok i am out..One last question Patch why did that guy park in my spot.

As the game ended I was like well we lost what can you do..As I thought about it I am pissed..We played horrible...There was a beef after the game....John Carey took a crosscheck to the chin,And as always the Hockeytown Refs let it go to far,,...At 1 point the BRD had 5 penalties to the Wine Cellar 2..Is the BRD that cheap I would say no.
During the beef John Carey said it best...He said he never saw a beef where someone hit you..then explained why they did it.
That game should be a wake up call to the BRD,,,,Showing up isn't enough..My thinking is we needed that,But the Wine Cellar as old as they are showed no class.
Enough of that beef after the game we set up the pup tent it was nice...Del we set it up inside out again..Give us until May we will get it right,,By that point it will be 60 degrees.
Back to the beef you have to wonder why I got hit 6 times trying to break it up...Joe we needed your girl at this game..If she was there you would of banged someone out,And horrified her,But that would of been ok.
In closing we lost,And I am baffled by that...Like Ray Dow said better to lose now that in the playoffs...Were we overrated,Or are we the real deal...On this night we looked like pretenders..Now we must again prove we are contenders...As history shows we haven't proved that either.

As we all look forward to Wednesday hockey..This week held more than just a game it was the much anticipated return of The Duke..Yeah that's right the big man returned..He played with heart like he always does..He looked solid,And far as I could see he came through the game with no setbacks..Yet if I talk to him on Thursday that story could change.
The BRD engaged in some beverages after the game..They had some laughs,And took a hairy picture...Does anyone,But me wonder or I guess think Is Del ok?
As the ragtime progressed...Talk of the Maryland Tornament emerged...All Players seemed excited about the beach bash..Joey Johnson yelled some nonsense about not being able to go,But Joe when I am sad out in Maryland,Or drunk,And need a hug
who could supply that for me,but you.
As far as the game goes the BRD had about 6754 shots on net..Did the goalie play good,Or are the BRD now snake bitten.
Rumors through town is Del will have the tent next week..Del it's been awhile I will do my best to set this up with you.
Mike D'Amico asked me probally the worst question I have heard he is going to a Pat's game in January,And asked me if I had an airport suit,And I am still wondering what that means,A week after the fact I still know what that girl need's Mike.
Scotty was in attendance after the game,And I think Patch invited him to my house Saturday,,,Now that would be a sight.
I have a question for Paul I was surfing the web,And happened to come across the Patriots cheerleaders,And one woman's last name was Castonguay,,,My question is are u related..If so introduce me.
Ray I got you a mouse..What else do you need?
Nick I wanted to give you player of the game,but I don't know if I could deal with you giving me a text saying I got another player of the game.
Ok I am almost done for this week..Carey where are my power rankings?
In closing Joe I didn't one time the shot,Because the BRD yearbook comittee was there...And I just wasted a hour of my life watching NBA fastbreak on ESPN,And there was some floozy on there who was absolutly horrible...she Made me sick...Have no clue what that has to do with this site,But it's a beauty.

Well the Thanksgiving Eve bash for the BRD was a good time..In attendance was Mike Roberto,Joe Johnson,Nick Johnson,Billy Patch,Chucky Patch(He worked the door),Mike D'Amico,Security for the BRD Chubby Victor,Tink,And Former player Steve Iacavello(Also known as DJ Ike)..I'll get into the festivities in a minute,But first I must address the no shows Duke..All of a sudden Duke has standards where he drinks a beer..I remember years passed where the Duke would drink a beer in a closet...Got to wonder what's going on in the big mans head outside of food.Ray Dow was a maybe from the beginning..So all I can say is he must of went bowling,and won a rack of Lamb to go with his ham from last week.John Carey wasn't feeling it...Whatever that means.Scotty Rosato well hmm who knows he was coming then he wasn't,And he wasn't there..What more can I say.Bob Haas was excused for family reasons,And last of all Dennis Deluca..Del always shows to the BRD functions,and for him to be a no show was a surprise..Something about a long car ride..Like that ever bothered him before.
Now to the actual people that showed..We had fun drank a whole bunch of beer,And had some laughs...For some reason I had a deep conversation with Tink outside..You have to wonder what that conversation was like..According to Mike D'Amico,And Nick Johnson...Tink,And I called each other to see what the other was wearing.Joe Johnson was well Joe..I still say god bless his girl..You know i know i was told her name,And I am bad with names so at some point I should learn her name.
Coach Patch was well drunk,But is that a surprise.
Tink left to go to rain..I think Taylor Dayne was preforming.
All in all we had fun talked some nonsense..I was actually surprised Nick found the bar..We all know he can't find the net...Mike was well behaved I thought for sure he would think someone bumped him the wrong way.
Ok that's it for this week Happy Thanksgiving to all of the BRD members,And families.
In closing two questions I have..1 Mike what did that girl need?,And 2 Patch how did we end up with your cousin?

Well the BRD won again,And handily at that to improve to 8-0..This team seems poised,And focused..The Duke didn't make his much anticipated return,As he has had a minor set back from his foot injury..His return is delayed a few weeks,But that escort came down with HSV,And cancelled next week so the Duke will be in attendance next week at the BRD function.
Joey Johnson was a no go on Wednesday...Maybe cuz he lives in Rhode Island,And that is just crazy...Joe you think I forgot make that 3 hugs now.
Ray Dow as of right now is a unavailable for next weeks game..He has a family reunion to attend.
After the game the BRD hung out,And had a few beers,,,,Coach Billy Patch returned the light sabre to Del...Del if i was you I would sanatize that.
As far as the night before Thanksgiving benefit goes all systems are ready to go...The location is yet decided,,But most BRD players will be there.
The much anticipated debut of John Carey's power rankings made it's appearance,,,Now the question is John can you keep up with it.
Injury update:Tink is probally out another month or 2..Dave Beressi who knows...Really who knows.The Duke he might play next week or the week after that depending on the status of the buffet line he is in at the time.
Bob Haas as much as I have joked may of well caught a case.
Next week former player Dave Patch will host his annual Thanksgiving eve bash,And current player Chucky Patch will work the door,,,Now think about it with Chuck working the door would you act up?
Highlight of the evening some guy pulling his car out a spot where you could pull out a 18 wheeler and for some unknown reason after about 1/4 inch cutting his wheel,And hitting his friends car..Ray what do you see?
I must apologize now next week I will not update the site on Wednesday night due to the function the BRD will be hosting...And a good chance I might not get to it until Friday due to the alcohol I will consume Wednesday,And the turkey I will eat Thursday with that Tipoflick..well the name escapes me right now,but you know what I mean.

The BRD welcomed back Mike D'Amico after all went well in his paternity suit..Watch the Maury show in December to see Mike on the show.Ray Dow scored his first goal since rejoining the BRD this season,and Scotty picked up an assist...Wow a goalie passes,but Nick doesn't..Think about it.
Mike Roberto,and Dennis Deluca hooked up on a pretty pass play..The funny part is they both looked like they knew what they were doing,and they both knew they had no clue.Joe Johnson showed up,and I awaited a hug,and got nothing..Not even a handshake...Next week I expect 2 hugs..All purpose Carey,Paul Castonguay,And Ray Dow Played solid back there on d..Sometimes the D gets overlooked,But to allow 13 goals in 7 games is a credit to their hard play every week limiting the shots Scotty faces..And when Scotty has faced shots he has turned them away.
A big question for week 7 was what was up with coach Patch,,after the teams hard fought victory the team awaited Coach Patch's words of wisdom as we all know he is capable of(yeah ok),And he fled the premisis rather quickly..Rumor is the coach had an escort waiting for him at the Four Seasons hotel.
The rugid tough nosed winger Chucky Patch was excused from the game tonight..It seems he was being honored for his contributions to the Community.
Also congratulations to Coach Patch,Chucky Patch,and Bobby Haas for their Dad's election victory's Bob's father councilor at large,And The Patch's Ward 6.
Injury update:Tink Is doing well with his recovery from torn ligaments in his foot,But he is still a little bit away from returning to the BRD.
Dave Beressi has a serious back injury,And as I hear it this injury could be a career ender for the young player.
The Duke is progressing well from his bout with Plantar fasciitis.He is going to rehab twice a week,and eyes a return next week in a limited capacity.
Bob Haas missed a second consecutive game,and appears to of caught a case..He has not yet got clearance to resume playing from his DR.
As far as the night before Thanksgiving benefit goes all are still aboard,But the Duke has withdrew...Maybe he has a date with that same escort coach Patch had tonight.
All in all 7-0,And that is nice..The BRD must take nobody lightly,And play every game like it was a playoff game.
As I see it The BRD is the team to beat in this D 2 thing,Now they must prove it.

The BRD had a Halloween game,And yes John Carey showed up..I think he was afraid of being black listed.....The talk was of the big Night before Thanksgiving bash,,,A new addition is Scotty"The Goalie"...He is now on board.During the game tempers flared Chucky Patch got into it twice with the lead singer from Stone Temple Pilots...Even Mike Roberto exchanged blows with some Defenseman.
Talks are all about the Maryland Tournament...It seems most players have already agreed to go.
The BRD injury list is growing...The Duke is out(foot)...Dave is out(back),Tink is out(foot),Bob is out (flu),And Mike Roberto(ankle),And Nick(ass)..Who both played have been injury riddled at best.
Either way The BRD had a few beers in hmmm cold tempertures Ray did what Ray does,and drank beer..
Scotty has played the best hockey,when we needed him most in the last 2 weeks.
The Dino Wants in for the Maryland Tourney..The BRD management will have to mull this offer.
Mike D'Amico will rejoin the team next week,and the rumor is he settled his paternity suit,and all systems go from this point forward.
All in all a good week,and a good win,,,,,I know we all wanna win,and that is just what we have done thus far...
In closing thanks Joe for the hug I needed that.

The BRD faced a big challenge this week VS The Red Devils,and prevailed 6-2...The team has shown a knack for winning games..In every way possible..The line of Nick,Mike,Bob has been very good scoring goals at will...The line of Mike.D,Chuck,Joe has shown speed,heart,and incredible skill,The D core of Paul,John,Ray have been steady and reliable.
Scotty"The Goalie" has made the saves we need him to make...Tink when he isn't doing time or some other nonsense has been well He's been Tink...Del has shown heart,and a willingness to sacrafice for the better of the team...All in all we are a Team first,and all the rest will follow.
After the game a few BRD members made their way to Fenway Park for game 1 of the world series..In attendance was Mike Roberto,Nick Johnson,Ray Dow,Bill Patch,And PR director Chris Leonard...Most missed were John Carey,And Bob Haas..They had an autograph signing at the Arsenal Mall from 9-10.
A surprise appearance from The Duke at the game was a doozy..He watched the festivities,And talked shop with some players...The bad news is he will be out for another 4-6 weeks..Is this the end for the heart and soul of the BRD?
It looks more and more like a tourny out of Massachusetts is a reality..
Either way a big win,and we look forward to next week,And the night before Thanksgiving...I believe The Duke has signed on...It should be a nice time...
In closing Dino why did you do this to me? Why did you go?
Dave well hmmm Dave get your act together,and play hockey...not show us half nude pics of some broad u finagle...(By the way I enjoyed that last picture)

So we had a BBQ in 50 degree weather,All in all it was a good time..Some nice burgers,and honestly John I am stiil waiting for a sausage. Come to find out Nick thinks Mike Roberto isn't a good athlete...Right Field...Come on you would be the cut off man,and you would hit Walgreens from Hill park,,sort of like you hit the net. I told you I would break them on you...either way much respect to All Purpose Carey,Nick,and Ray for hanging until the end. The BBQ was nice most players were in attendance Scotty"The goalie" was there..Bob Haas was there then gone then there again,and Finally gone. Tink played through a nagging back injury..He played 2 periods or so,Then shut it down..If Tink can't go next week that would hurt. No news on the Mike D'Amico paterinity suit.Joe Johnson's significant other was there..good thing she is sane,because we all know he isn't The annual BRD Night before Thanksgiving fund raiser got nother player to agree to appear Del..All are waiting for Duke to commit, Rumors are the Duke may well retire. Captain Mike Roberto,and Del seemed cozy after the game...Don't read to much into that(No light sabre was present). The Dino is no longer a factor...I won't lie I cried. The BRD are looking to bring up tampering charges against The Red Devils for their continuos persuit of Chucky Patch. The Duke is coming under serious fire...My asumption is he needs to show his chubby face. Either way I enjoy playing with you guys it is fun,and we have a good time. Ok it's like 3:30 I am tired,and must sleep.. Oh yeah Paul you dropped the ball on the video footage,and Del that box was great(It really kept my legs warm)..Until next week I leave you with this Nick hit the net at least 6% of the time. Coming soon John Carey's power rankings.

Ok sorry about the late update this week my computer was shiesty last night,or was it the fact I was hammered..Either way a funny game last night. All I can say is what a cast of characters on this team...No doubt we have a bunch of head cases,,At one point we had Chucky,Mike,and Tink in the penalty box at once,,,all they needed was Joe in there,and Larry,Moe, Curley,and Shemp would of been complete.
On to the Dino situation It is with great sadness,and a tear in the eye I announce that he will no longer be with the team this season,A return next season is a possibility...We will hunt him down for his shirt...BRD officials are gonna take a look at the Phi Gamma Beta house for the once highly touted comes from a good family defenseman.
As far as the Duke goes he is comiing under serious fire for not making a appearance at any games even just to watch while he is out injured..Some want him stripped we will see how this plays out.
Dave Beressi is out indefinitly with a back injury.Something about he got hit with a stapler...who knows..
Next week quite possibly the last BBQ of the season will be held after the game all are invited,and expected to attend.
Some early nonsense was talked about a night before Thanksgiving BRD fund raiser..Some Players that have already agreed to appear are Nick,John,Bobby,Mike,and Coach Patch,,I am sure more will sign on shortly.
There was a whole lot of floor time for Mike Roberto,and Del last night I think they played a combined 5 minutes,,,Coach Patch is a sump..
On closing glad to see the old Ray Dow throwing some beers back until the wee hours...Screw Hockey welcome back to drinking beer Ray.
Ok I need to go to work so that's it for this week.Mike D'Amico have a safe trip and don't get thrown off the plane with those passes.
Mike will be out in Cincy to take care of a paternity suit that is pending. Good luck Mike.

Ok it took me a good 3 hours to update this site due to Hockey Town's 4th schedule in the first 2 games...Shenanigans are upon us.
Scotty the goalie was a scratch..He was at Fenway park throwing out the first pitch at the Red Sox game...Assistant Captain Duke Johnson got The other Scotty from the Thursday night affiliates The Whalers..He made the saves he had to,cuz the BRD shut down the Five "O" in every aspect.
Former Player Walter Mazlak was once again in attendance....Something tells me the itch is there to play again...wait he told me that.
Has anyone seen captain Mike Roberto...Wait he has made both games,and has looked as good as Duke the last 2 weeks,and Duke hasn't played in 2 weeks. Duke played a better game watching.
Dave Beressi has brought around a fan base,maybe next time he can stay longer than 32 seconds.
Talented forward Tink was a no show..Stevie B must of been at Rain.
Ray Dow well talked ragtime,cuz that's what we do....I hope his arm is ok since we twisted it to stay and have a few beers.
Finally to The Dino 2 games hasn't made either..the first one he thought he was at RHS,and he had to go to the powder puff game,and the 2nd he had a 100 page paper to do with 6 other people...My thinking is there is 6 other people...make them do it...You are The Dino..That's probally why I work at Delta,and you won't.
1 more missed game,and I will send you the $25.00 check I have wrote with a self addressed postage paid envelope for your Jersey...we will give it to Bobby he has worn 00,10,9,and 11...mine as well give him 24 for his 5th number in 8 games.
Before the game Mike D'Amico gave his game time assessment..He said it didn't look good...come to find out he doesn't know much.
In closing we are a team,not line 1,or line 2 we are 1 team from the best forward to the worst forward we all have our moments,but we are a team..so all the nonsense must end..If you have hesitation going into the corner,cuz you think you will be boarded,and no one will have your back you are on the wrong team..Referee Pete Walters said tonight that we are focused...Does that mean Mike R,Mike D,Chucky,Nick,Bobby,Paul,or Duke is more focused than Del,Ray,Dave,Joe,John,or Scotty..No He said we were focused as a team.
Enough said.

The BRD started the new season with a solid 10-1 victory over the Wine Cellar..It was a gratifying victory over a team that has dominated the BRD.
Before the game Mike D'Amico told captain Mike Roberto that he guarenteed a blowout...wow for once Mike was right.
The boys enjoyed some cold beers after the game,and talked some ragtime,as usual.
The BRD welcomed back Ray Dow,after some contract issues Ray rejoined the team...Either way it was the first game,and the BRD looked ok...Paul didn't show up,because he thought the game was at 3 am...he must of thought he was in England..with a 8 hour difference..The Dino Thought it was Tuesday..My advice to Dino is Lay off the College Keg Parties...U come from a good family,Come to find out the Light Sabre story about Del is true...All in all I look forward to this season,and I hope you are all ready to drink beer in 10 degree weather

Where to begin..The BRD lost in the first round as usual...Chucky Patch was mad at some BRD/Whalers players..I would be afraid if I was Nick,and Carey...Chucky is a big boy...Either way the Pat's start Sunday,and the BRD is affiliated with the Pat's.
There will be a BBQ on Saturday..The Place in not yet decided,but it is on.
After the game we hung out,and talked about a opportunity lost..The BRD had a solid team yet failed to recognize their potential...
You have to wonder what has hindered this team to take it to the next level..
Is it the coaching,The players,or management..All in all the BRD has a young nucleus,and some great leaders such as The Dino,Mike D'Amico,Dave Beressi,Nick Johnson,All Purpose Carey,and Joe Johnson,,,
In conclusion I had a fun season..A few BBQ'S many beers and a whole lot of laughs yeah we lost,but in the end we did our best(except for the playoffs).
So to all involved with the BRD congratulations on a great season..Yeah we came up short,but we never gave up,which to me is more valuable than wins..well maybe not...
Oh yeah and the D was nothing short of stellar this year..To play 15 games,and let up only 33 goals is a doozy.Is that ok Paul.
See you all next season.

The BRD finished up their summer season with a nice BBQ,,,All players were in attendance with the exception of the Duke who was out with an apparent foot injury...Most were sour at his antics..All in all the real season begins forget what you did in week 2 it's all what you do September 5,2007.
The BRD has a strong team this season ,and should make some noise in this D 2 tourny,but time will tell....
Rumor through town is Captain Mike Roberto will have a season ending bash on September 8,2007 at his house.
On a side note some 19 year olds said we were hot obviously they were blind.
So either way it was a uneventful week...with some burgers and dogs,and All Purpose Carey,and Nick staying until the end,and The Dino staying most of the evening...The way I look at it is a team that drinks together is a team that plays well together,and that's what we are.
So that's all I have for now..Mike did I spell your name right?
Coming next season John "All Purpose" Carey" Forum.
Nick you got me by 1 point.
Special note to Scotty with a 2.20 GAA which in street hockey is a beauty

The BRD played the almighty Red Devils and beat them...Call it what you will...The BRD hustled and quite honestly out played the Red Devils...After the game as the BRD held their usual drinkfest a few great comments came out as they held court with A Red Devil Defensemen..Joe Johnson said"I told the guys to take it to the D cuz they are bad",and Tink said as the Red Devil defenseman said we have more forwards that the two overrated brothers..Tink said"I didn't see them"..John"All Purpose"Carey got his revenge for the infamous hot dog incident..
The BRD has had quite a fine turnout for their after the game celebration...After next weeks season finale the BRD will host a season ending BBQ all are expected to attend...Former player Walter Mazlak was in attendance,and said that was the most 1 sided officiated game he saw..All 4'11" Dave Beressi tackled the 6'4 brother which i still think was a great play....
The Red Devils seem to disike captain Mike Roberto they said he was the worst player on the team all I have to say to that is F--K them
One more thing u know u are big time when you stop on the way home at the Mobil gas station,and the guy behind the counter say's I heard you guys had a big win..I was baffled I guess he was friends with a few of the Stallones,and they stopped in and told him we manhandled the Red Devils..Pretty funny

Well the BRD seems to be getting a fan base going after the game last night..A few fans stopped by and hung out with the players for a bit...Chucky Patch couldn't make the game due to a mix up in his contract,,all is fixed and he will rejoin the team for next weeks big showdown.
Former player Ray Dow stopped in,and is close to attempting a return to the team...He has a rehab stint this weekend in Maryland..we hope all goes well for Mr.Dow
There was 2 surprises as the BRD Hung out after the game Dave Beressi stayed all night,and Tink(after he zipped lined from the roof) Hung out all night..forcing Mike and Nick to head to the package store again,and have an indept conversation..well I think we did.
And to close out this nonsense for another week Rumor is Mazzy want's to put an expansion team in...should be interesting..Ok I'm done

Wow what a week the BRD welcomed back Joe Johnson,and Mike Dimico..They both played well in their return,With caoch Patch at The annual GM meetings in Sebago....The captain and,The assistants did well to fill the void..They incorporated all the talent with the necessary means....The Dino was out of action with a srained groin...He should return next week..Tink had to tesify in the Balco investigation,and should return next week.The well anticipated line of Mike Roberto,Bob Haas,Nick Johnson was a reality Wednesday..The line was ok,,with each member having chemistry with each other ,but with not all 3 playing together at the same time...with some time this line will be formidable..Ok that's it... 1 More thing Chucky Patch has established himself as the heart of the BRD with his hard nosed play,and his dedication....Penalties are viewed by some as dirty play,but to me it is viewed as a will to win..and when u think of it isn't that what it is all about

So what a week Coach Patch had his annual family BBQ...In attendance were Captain Mike Roberto,Assistant Andrew "Duke" Johnson,Assistant Paul Castonguay,Current maybe former who knows player Ray Dow,and many other BRD officials...Some notable no shows..Nick "Shoots fron the parking lot" Johnson,John "All Purpose" Carey,and The Dino...There is no excuse for such nonsense..since the bbq was also Mike's and Paul's B-Day bash..It's been noted and fines will be levied...On to some other stories The BRD welcomed back Bob Haas after a year or so hold out..Come to find out John "All Purpose" Carey can play D,winger,center,BBQ,and is a nice agent.. Also contrary to earlier published reports Tink had nothing to do with The Mike Vick investigation,and has returned to the BRD...To end this segmant 2 questions...Where is Mike Dimico..The once highly touted young phenom has only made 2 games,and there are rumblings within the BRD about his commitment,and one more thing good old Dave Beressi..Makes one game misses the next...He has to get his act together,and Coach Patch will be at the annual GM meetings which are held every August At Lake Sebago,and won't be with the team next week Duke will oversee the day to day operations of the BRD.

It seems like the Brd has turned it's attention to former center Bob Haas..They will Hold their annual family bbq on Saturday July 29th at Coach Patch's house,and at that point will try to hammer out a deal for next season for the former center...Coach Patch said"the lack of depth at center has hurt the team,and we need a face off specialist"..nah come on that sounded to educated we all know Patch didn't say that..So we will see what happens...As Far as Ike goes...come to find out the Iron Messiah couldn't hook him up..seeing that I think he died like 6 years ago..Either way the Ike rumor seems like that's all it was,A rumor..Ray Dow is working toward a return next season,,,If all goes well the BRD would like a commitment from all players..ok that's it for now