Softball Junkie?

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You know you're a softball junkie if ...

You need a second job just to pay for gloves, bats, equipment, uniforms, player fees, batting cages, etc...

Your second job is umpiring at softball games.

Your idea of spending quality time with your spouse is playing on the same co-ed team.

You have more than one bat that cost over $200.

You play three nights a week and you are considering  joining a tournament team for the weekends.

It's a known fact by to several  managers that when they need a player ... it's OK to call you at 2am the night before a tournament, cause if your not already playing you'll want to.

You go to the softball fields on nights your team isn't even playing.

You used to rest and relax on the weekends, now the only rest you get is between games at a tournament.

You think "wearing something nice" means an all-tournament shirt with no dirt stains.

Your softball cleats get more use than any other pair of shoes you own.

When someone says they are going to the mountains this weekend. You ask if there is a tournament in Ramona.

All your white socks have dirt stains from playing softball.

Your idea of a weekend getaway is a two-day tournament in Palm Springs.

You have a tattoo that says softball forever.

You plan your vacation each year to the Softball World Series.

You own more softball t-shirts than pairs of underwear.

Your dogs are named Demarini, Easton and Rawlings.

When you log onto the internet, the first page/site you go to is a softball message/discussion board.

Your girlfriend / boyfriend knows when you ask them out to dinner you really mean pizza after the game.

When your girlfriend  gives you an ultimatum, either softball or her ... and your first thought is how much your going to miss her.

You tape your bat handles with various designs and use only tape with team colors or that match your bat colors.

When someone tells you that every sentence you say has something to do with softball and you reply is..."your way off base."

You have a softball website.

Submitted:

You know your a softball junkie if: 80% of your t-shirts are softball related. - Larry, T & T Softball

When your team goes 0-2 in a tourney and is done by noon, and you are still hanging out at the park at the 8pm.