NOBL Records

 

Points in a game - 58 - Keelan Adams vs Sonics (2.5)
Rebounds in a game- 35 - Jake Wiatrowski vs SteamRollers (2.5), Ryan Mawhinney vs Celtics (6)
Assists in a game - 23- Joe Humpf vs SteamRollers (2.5)
Blocks in a game- 11 - Paul Bresch vs TreeBlazers (1)
Steals in a game- 11 - Joe Affet vs TreeBlazers (6)

3's in a game- 14 - Keelan Adams vs Sonics (2.5)

Turnovers - 13 Willie Jackson vs Warriors (6)

Longest Game- Triple OT- Bucks vs Celtics (2) Mavs vs Warriors and Clippers vs Warriors (3), Sonics vs Thunder (5)

Fewest Points by a team- 20 Bucks vs Cavs (2)

Most points by a team-124 TreeBlazers vs Bucks (2)

Biggest win differential-63 (124-61) TreeBlazers vs Bucks (2)

NOBL Firsts
3 - Steve Hofmann
Player to show up high - Poke Daddy
Hospital Visit - Kevin Sanders
Fight - Brian Fiocco vs Alex Smith
Parent to Show Up at A Game - McGarry's Dad
Dunk - Tori Bronner
Trade - Kevin Kriger for Poke Daddy
First Off Court Cigarette smoked during a game - Sean Hanratty
First On Court Cigarette smoked during a game - Sean Bradin
First player to wear sweatpants in game - Mike Stark
First Successful Alley Oop - Nick Ostash to Keelan Adams
First Organized Team Layup Drill - Hornets vs Nuggets
First Forfeit- TreeBlazers vs Lakers
First Severe Injury - Ryan Bolton Celtics vs Cavs
Rain Game- Hornets vs Lakers

NOBL 2 Firsts
Body Part Getting Stuck In Fence at Comm Park - Deevon Reedel
First Vomit at the Draft - Joe Brown
First Vomit in a game - Joe Brown
First Game played while "going commando" - James Prem
First game with a lip in - Brendan Carr
First Player to leave school early to play in NOBL- Gerald "The Phenom" Russo
First player to skip finals to play in NOBL- Gerald "The Phenom" Russo
First Player to wear a jacket during a game - Matt DiMartino
First NOBL Champions- NOBL 2- The Cavs

NOBL 3 Firsts
First player to wear a polo during a game- Dustin Golin
First voluntary scratch of  from playing due to sunburn- Kevin Kriger
First ON Court Puke- Matt Knorr
First Father To Be IN NOBL- Casey Adams
First Threat At A Game- Sean Bradin
First Player To Leave Country During NOBL Playoffs-Brandon Ridler
First 30 Year Old- Casey Adams
First 15 Year Old-Luke Carrezola

NOBL 4 Firsts
First Multi-Vomit Game- Duffy Barrett
First time ever 3 generations to view NOBL Game- The Adams Family
First player to wear sunglasses during NOBL game- Bob Premaza
First player to score on own basket- Dwight Williams
First player to damage rim/backoard in game-Mike McGarry
First NOBL Phone App- Derek Snyder, Dave Feldbauer, and Chris McLendon
First player to wear a bathing suit during game-Danny Romero
First foul out in a 4 on 4 game-Alex Bellow
First player to wear gloves during an NOBL Game- Nick DeFeo

 

NOBL 5 Firsts

First whistle used- Chris Mclendon

First Hawaiin shirt worn to a game- Nick DeFeo

First family sized chip eaten during NOBL game- Billy Sadowski

First birthday foul out- Zach Patton

First Moonshine at NOBL game- Matt Glenn

First teamates to reach 1000 points in same game- Joe Brown and Joe Flaherty

First on court wiffleball game- Chris McLendon Dave Feldbauer "Doug Ump" Cordisco and Joe Brown

First on court fireworks- Kevin Quinn

First player to miss NOBL game to go fishing- Dave Feldbauer

First player to miss NOBL game due to sickness (but did watch the game)- Dave Feldbauer

First player to miss NOBL game due to haircut- Jon Blount

First player to miss NOBL game due to Nap- Ethan Mawhinney

First player to wear pajamas to NOBL game- Kevin Campbell

First on court celebration of champagne and cigaers - NOBL 5 Celtics

First INDOOR game- Pacers vs Bulls Game 1

First player to take a dump mid NOBL game- Zach Ketchum

NOBL 5.6 Firsts

First dress shirt worn while playing- Matt DiMartno

First player to play game with a check in pocket- Joe Flaherty

First oncourt gum fall out- Mike Rongione

First complete ball deflation - Matt Glenn (of Dave Delattres ball)

 

NOBL 6 Firsts- 

Slurpee Counter-56

First PreSeason

First Cookies Sold during NOBL game-3 Random girls with a poster 4 cookies for a dollar!

First softball playing during NOBL preseason- Mike Wynne

First father to have to console child during NOBL game- Scubba Pat comforting Baby Scubba

First "rec specs" - Nick DeFeo

First coach- Paul Bittenbender

 First player to play entire game in hoodie- Jess Brawn

First player to drive a moped to NOBL game- Joe Affet

First woman to wear sweaty man's hat during NOBL game- Victoria Mazzeo (wearing Alex Smith's sweaty hat)

First person to break the sound barrier due to incrediblly fast speed- Kevin Steinberg

First jorts- Casey Adams

First team unis- NOBL 6 Knicks

 First on court fornication- Matt Glenn

First player to eat pickles out of small cup at NOBL game- Jose Javier Garcia

First moped wipeout- James Rambo

First swollen Organs- Steve Mendola

First on court NOBL pizza eating- Pelicans vs Spurs

First player to come to game from strip club- Zach Ketchum

First post it notes at NOBL game- Joe Flaherty