It’s a big year for kush. No longer the laughing stock of the league, kush has its sights set on big things. We’re gonna be ripping gbs, fucking babes, and sinking threes all season long. After securing the number 4 overall pick in the draft, we selected Tim “Dunk Clout” Vopal, who we believe to be one of the most versatile players in the league due to his ability to score from anywhere on the court, grab boards, and defend with the best of em. Not to mention the amount of chemistry that he has with both of our captains. Second round we took Ryan “Can also dunk” Rauber, who we think is a solid second round pick. The man is tall as hell and can also handle the ball, shoot lights out, and be an intimidating presence down low. Third we took Nikita “Apparently is really good” Knobel. I’m excited to see what this kid can do. His name alone sounds like the name of a college basketball prodigy. Hoping he will be a great asset to this team. Fourth we went with Josh Brufsky. Don’t got much to say about this kid. Heard he was a decent athlete and looking for him to help us out in the long run. Fifth is Matt “an absolute fucking unit” Newman. We knew we needed Matt Newman after the beautiful impression he left on us at the meeting. He didn’t need to say a word to us, but we fell in love with him at first glance. Another solid presence down low. Our last three picks are three very similar players. When it comes to Hashim “down to rip” Durrani, Shreyas “actually” Vivek, and Hunter “yooooooo” Wallace, I can't tell you these kids will be especially useful on the court. But I can tell you they will be integral assets to other Kush Bowl festivities. On that note, Purp, we will see you soon.