- "Veterans care about the name on the front. Rookies care about the name on the back." -Steve Garvey
- "There are two geniuses in the world, Willie Mays and Willie Shakespeare." - Tallulah Bankhead
- "I ain't no athlete, lady. I'm a baseball player." - John Kruk
- "I usually take a two-hour nap between one and four." - Yogi Berra
- "Some of my stars drink whiskey, but the ones who drink milk shakes don't win games." -Casey Stengel