- "I didn't need four pitches to put Barry Bonds on first, I could do it with one." - Goose Gossage
- "Never answer an anonymous letter." - Yogi Berra
- When asked if he liked artificial turf, Tug McGraw said, "I don't know, I don't smoke it."
- "Why is baseball the only sport where the managers dress like the players?" - Jay Mohr
- "Cricket is baseball on Valium." - Robin Williams
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