- "On this special Father's Day, we'd like to wish all of you a very Happy Birthday."- Ralph Kiner
- "If at first you don't succeed, try pitching." - Jack Harshman
- "Like they say, It ain't over till the fat guy swings." - Darren Daulton
- "Remember these two things about baseball - play hard and have fun" - Tony Gwynn
- "I was in control of the game until I let the ball go." - Curt Shilling