SAY WHAT ?

"I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly."
---Steven Wright

"I was trying to daydream,but my mind kept wandering."
---Steven Wright

"I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens."
---Woody Allen

"An eye for eye only ends up making the whole world blind."
---Mohandas Gandhi


"I not only use all the brains that I have, but all that I can borrow."
---Woodrow Wilson


"Hard work spotlights the character of people: some turn up their sleeves, some turn up their noses, and some don't turn up at all."
---Sam Ewing

"Great ideas originate in the muscles. "
---Thomas A. Edison

A candidate is someone who gets money from the rich and votes from the poor to protect them from each other.
---Unkown
 
"Why don't they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff."
---Steven Wright 

Great minds discuss ideas. Average minds discuss events. Small minds discuss people.
-- Unknown

"Doing nothing is very hard to do...you never know when you're finished."
-- Leslie Neilsen

"The secret of creativity is knowing how to hide your sources. "
---Albert Einstein

"Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal."
---Henry Ford

"The man who views the world at 50 the same as he did at 20 has wasted 30 years of his life."
---Muhammad Ali

"Education is when you read the fine print. Experience is what you get if you don't."
---Pete Seeger

"Education is the most powerful weapon which you can use to change the world."
---Nelson Mandela

 "Give me six hours to chop down a tree and I will spend the first four sharpening the axe."
 ---Abraham Lincoln

"My mother used to say, "He who angers you, conquers you!" But my mother was a saint."
---Elizabeth Kenny

"Training is what you are doing while your opponent is sleeping in."
---Brian Owen

"Individual glory is insignificant when compared to achieving victory as a team."
---Dot Richardson

"If you never lose then you can never appreciate the victories."
---Laura Twitchell

"A word to the wise isn't necessary, it is the stupid ones who need all the advice."
---Bill Cosby

"Men are like steel. When they lose their temper, they lose their worth."
---Chuck Norris

"Okay, so God made man first, but doesn't everyone make a rough draft before they make a masterpiece?"
---Courtney Huston

"When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished by how much he'd learned in seven years."
---Mark Twain

"It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawnmower, snowblower or vacuum cleaner."
---Ben Bergor

"There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot."
---Steven Wright

"Raising a kid is part joy and part guerilla warfare."
---Ed Asner

"I knew we were in for a long season when we lined up for the national anthem on opening day and one of my players said, 'Every time I hear that song I have a bad game."
---Jim Leyland

"When a husband brings his wife flowers for no reason, there's a reason."
---Molly McGee

" father is someone who carries pictures where his money used to be."
---Unknown

"The differnce between stupidty and genius is that, genius has it's limits."
---Albert Einstein

"A banker is a fellow who lens you his umbrella when the sun is shining,
but wants it back the minute it begins to rain."
---Mark Twain

If you always do ---
           What you always did
 You will always get---
           What you always got." 
Change is essential if you want to improve.

"Genious is One percent inspiration,and
Ninety-Nine percent perspiration."
--Thomas Edison

"A ship in the harbor is safe
                      but
That's not what ships were built for."
---Unknown Author   

"The harder I worked,the luckier I got."
---Samuel Goldwyn

"Going to work for a large company is like getting on a train.
Are you going sixty miles an hour?
Or is the train going sixty miles an hour and you're just sitting still?"
---J.Paul Getty

"The taxpayer----
         That is someone who works for the Federal Government,but
         Doesn't have to take the Civil Service  examination."
---Ronald Reagan

"The only thing that overcomes hard luck is hard work."
---Harry Golden

"History is the sum total of things that could have been avoided."
---Konrad Adenaner

"I have not failed.I've just found 10,000 ways that wont work."
---Thomas Edison

"Experience is simply the name we give our mistakes."
---Oscar Wilde

" (I sent the club a wire stating)Please accept my resignation.
I do not want to belong to any club that will accept me as a member."
---Groucho Marx