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| Anthony
September 1, 2005
2:08:43 PM
Entry #: 1023396
| I got the latest issue of the Chaldean News a couple of days ago. Before I go into the story you should all subscribe and support the Chaldean News. Why? Because you’re Chaldean Dumbass! Plus our very own Joey Kyriakoza writes for the Chaldean News. Anyway back to the story. I’m flipping through the pages and I get to the page with the picture of all the golfers so I pull the page closer to make out the faces. Who do I see aside from our very own JR Kizy, Brian Najor, Bruce Toma, Jonny Kello and others was One of the best athletes in the CFL yep you guessed it Tarik. That’s right Tarik. He is all the way over to the right. Now I wasn’t too surprised to see that he golfed (because he is a very good golfer) just that he was in the league with all the other Chaldeans from the CFL and now they get to hear statements like this twice a week instead of one.
“God damn it” “I said draw not slice”
“What the hell are you doing make a right, I knew I shouldn’t have let you drive”
“Where is my ball? You are supposed to be watching my ball”
“Malik, I told you to get down there and pull the flag”
“Trust me I’m telling you, use your driver”
“No come on God damn it, you should never lay up on that hole”
“Here you go John”
No need to tell him about this he is good enough on the football field as it is
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