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TOPIC: Advice: (Does not apply to all) |
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| Anthony
October 31, 2005
6:39:46 PM
Entry #: 1119088
| Let me start by saying, the Chaldean community is the greatest community in the world. One thing bothers me about it. I think I finally figured out how to fix it. So far it has worked on every aunt, uncle, cousin, Chaldean women that are now married and had a crush on me in the past and family friend.
The dilemma was that every time I went to a wedding. I would get that million year old question “come on when is your big day?” followed by the statement “it’s your time you are 38 years old, enough is enough”
I started playing dumb, “my big day I would say?” and they would say “you know your big day” as they make a nodding gesture towards the bride and grooms table. As if they were being discrete.
I know this has happened to all Chaldean men and women over the age of 20.
Since Bruce got married in September of 2004 it has gotten much worse. Thanks Bruce.
If you are sick and tired of hearing it too? Try this... it worked for me.
I have been to a few funerals lately. You run into just as many of your cousins, aunts uncles etc. as you do at a wedding.
So what you do is all the people that you see there that give you the shit at the weddings. You walk up to them and say “come on when is your big day?” and when they look at you with that blank look on their face as many of my relatives have. You say “you know your big day” as you make the nodding gesture towards the casket, follow it up with the statement “it’s your time you are (insert their age) years old, enough is enough”
Two funerals and you will never hear yoma tolough (the day for you) again.
That’s it, that’s my advice
Good luck ladies and gentlemen I hope it works for you too. Remember it’s all in the delivery.
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| TyTy
October 31, 2005
7:46:29 PM
Entry #: 1119203
| AT
Your the best
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| Lil Turk
October 31, 2005
10:08:31 PM
Entry #: 1119491
| HI FIVE MASAS ILL DERNAFEESAT MAL MUHENDISEEN BALIL AIIR. HIGH FIVE DIDDY
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| Diddy
November 1, 2005
10:04:44 AM
Entry #: 1119991
| lol....high five coach toma and joey f
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| eno keno
November 1, 2005
10:11:36 AM
Entry #: 1120013
| that might be good advice but your idea sounds a little too much like that clip from the wedding crashers when they decide that crashing weddings gets old, and start preying on the vulnerable young hot chicks at funerals.
shit, maybe both ideas have promise
aint no shame in yo game AT!!
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| Lil Turk
November 1, 2005
12:44:51 PM
Entry #: 1120298
| ANTHONY LESH MET ROOH IT NAYICH MASAS ILL DERNAFEESAT. HI FIVE DIDDY. YOGA WAS GREAT YESTERDAY TYTY.
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| Joey J
November 1, 2005
1:40:20 PM
Entry #: 1120413
| Laughed out loud, freakin' hilarious.
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