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TOPIC: JUST HEARD ON BASEBALL TONIGHT!!!! |
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| PB&J
October 9, 2006 9:33:11 AM
Entry #: 1722777
| Due to the repeated failures of A-Rod in the post season, NY Yankees general manager Brian Cashman, in a stunning development, has approached Armored Saints GM Gregory Kalina about a possible deal. Reportadley the deal was to include A-Rod for James and John Heckmen. Unfortunatley for the Armored Saint franchise the deal fell through at the at the last minute when James failed his physicall due to a balky left AND right ankle. Heckman was to belived to have tested positive for a number of banned a nd illegal substances, including the popular male enhancement drug Enzyte. Reportadley Armored Saints GM Gregory kalina has grown tired of James' frequent trips to the DL and Heckman's constant complainig to move up in the lineup. When approached about about thr rumored eal Armored Saints Gm Kalina would nither confirm nor deny these rumors. In another story, it has been confirmed that Armored Saint Gm Greg Kalinas has traded his own brother, Tom Kalina, for a six paxk of Schlitz and a bag of the popular chip Ranch Doritos.
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| Greg
October 10, 2006 8:53:30 AM
Entry #: 1724882
| Actually, it was a six-pack of that fruity, heartburning Smirnoff crap he keeps buying.
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| freddo
October 10, 2006 3:55:10 PM
Entry #: 1725941
| The Dawgs have first dibs.
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| freddo
October 10, 2006 3:55:43 PM
Entry #: 1725944
| The Dawgs have first dibs.
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| Greg
October 11, 2006 9:16:22 AM
Entry #: 1727367
| I thought the Dawgs were dead pending announcement on Saturday, 10/14.
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