| Rambler
November 28, 2006
2:00:09 PM
Entry #: 1812626
| There was a man who, every saturday night would go to the jigger wit the by's and have a gatch. Every night when he would come home a little more intoxicated than he had planned would pass wind very violently in front of his wife. She was always very discusted and warned him that one of these nights he would shit his guts out. But this continued on for a few more saturdays until one night he came home passing wind as usual and his wife had a turkey out for the next day. When he passed out she figured out to stop this once and for all. She took the guts of the turkey and put him in his pants and then went to bed. The next morning her husband jumped up out of bed screaming and ran to the bathroom. His wife just smiled and went back to sleep. Several minuts later her husband came in holding his two fingers in the air and said, "well honey you were right, last night i shit my guts out but luckily with these two fingers and a crock of vaseline i managed to get them back up.
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