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TOPIC: Joke of the day! |
| Hale Bopp
March 23, 2007
1:57:08 PM
Entry #: 2021068
| A farmer had a brown cow and a white cow, and he wanted to get them bred, so he borrowed his neighbor's bull and turned it loose in the pasture.
He told his son to watch and tell him when the bull was finished.
After a while the boy came into the living room where his father was talking to some friends.
"Say, Pop", said the boy.
"Yes", replied the father.
"The bull has just screwed the brown cow!”
There was a sudden silence in the conversation. The father asked his friends to excuse him for a moment, took his son outside and said: "Son, you mustn’t use language like that, especially in front of company. You should say that the bull 'surprised' the cow. Now go and watch and tell me when the bull 'surprises' the white cow".
The father went back inside the house.
After a while the boy came back and said "Hey, Daddy!".
"Yes, son, did the bull 'surprise' the white cow"?
"He sure did, Pop! He screwed the brown one again!"
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| Onlooker
March 23, 2007
11:17:56 PM
Entry #: 2022248
| An Albertian,Quebecer and a Newfie are all applying for a job,so the recruiter says to be fair he will ask them all the same Question.He asked the Albertian,"What's the fastest thing on earth"? and he replies"Your brain it can make you wink or blink faster than anything else."Then he asked the Quebecer and he responds,"Well I have a barn a 1\4 mile down in the garden and I hits a switch in the house and the light in the barn comes on so electricity is the fastest."Then he asks the Newfie and he said "The shits because before you can wink,blink or flick on the light its in your pants".
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