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| Anthony Toma
August 4, 2009
3:02:09 PM
Entry #: 3235834
| It’s not just the chat boards that suck this year.
I have noticed that many other things suck about the CFL this year.
First the obvious:
Nate as a GM, coach and teammate, he has made life miserable for almost everyone that has ever played for him in the last 2 plus years. He thinks he knows everything about the game, when in reality he knows very little about the game of football. He claims to have the best interest of the league at heart, if that was true he wouldn’t coach. If that was true he would quit the league and not ignore our repeated offers to start up a Chaldean Soccer League. The only reason this flunky is in the league in the first place is that his brother Nolan said he would only play for one year and he would quit since he is a little punk.
Anyway on to the next reason the CFL sucks this year.
Two Zeers coaching or in charge of anything is a recipe for disaster. These two clowns got drafted in the top two spots and they picked up bigger clowns.
Brett? Pat? Dylan and protected player? Give me a fucking break. Max, Sean, Pete, Tony… hahahahaha they pissed away the top 7 or 8 picks in the draft. Chris Zeer the choke artist of the century, Mike Zeer think he can QB. This league is in the shitter.
Green has a 95 year old QB. Hang’em up old man. Bob the coach of Green if you want to call him that, hasn’t won shit in almost 2 years. TY TY and Norm think they are God’s gift to the sports world. Norm!
Black is a total joke! Not Tarik’s fault first Joey Jonna and Nate plan this whole thing to cheat T-Rock out of his draft slot. Had they known he was going to draft so piss poor they would have let him hang himself without their meddling. Then to top it all off Joey admits his mistake and offers Tarik the chance to swap picks with Yellow in next year’s draft (what a stupid F*in idea). Here is the kicker… you guys listening? Joey leaves Tarik in the 5th spot to play Red in the first week! That’s not fair to put a first time coach in his first week to play a team like Red. The coach of team Red is the best and we all know it but that is beside the point. What has he ever won you ask? That is not relevant to this post since this post is about this year.
For those of you that don’t know Chuck Shuk, he was one of the most dominate players in the CFL years ago. His better days are behind him. Tarik protected him. Hahahahahaha.
Fadi is slow
Lance is fat
Ray is over rated
Lamar is soft
Dennis is old
Sal is a joke
Brett is white
Pete is crazy
Gabe is a dope dealer
Marvin is injury prone
Randy can’t catch or snap
Chris is on H2O
Brandon has been in the league for 10 years and has 1 catch
Nolan is a living miracle, first living human without a brain
Russ is just fucking old
Derek D is a fan favorite, has no fans on Green’s roster
Cuz Chris IQ too high for this sport
Danny Diddy Shaba is a hi5 loser
Jonathan is too little now
Nate makes me feel the way you did when you were a kid and your ice cream fell of the cone
Ray can’t catch is getting a gut and was late to his own wedding
Stephan I can’t talk about he looked great in yellow this past week, ouch!
Derek P is my fav nothing I can say about him
Justin is a one handed wonder
Nick (Mohawk) is lucky Tarik had no idea his real name was Nick Hermiz
Chris Sesi could be playing on the other side of the fence
Nick Ammore has been known to relax Nate before big games… if you know what I mean
Mark Hajjar made the league on his 27th attempt congrats! Then no shows for his first game
Brandon Yono is a winner
Tarik or as most know him as the guy you can’t count on in the big game, thank God nothing to worry about this year.
Karl “what do you want me to do, he drafted like shit shuk?” Dallou cancelled
JP is a altar boy
Sinan never won the chai cup
Ernest went from a number one rounder to just plain round
Joey F can’t read so, no comment
Steve Sig wants to play QB, Receiver or Corner
Bash is free
Mike Toma no show first week
JK is fearless
If you weren’t mentioned it’s to save you embarrassment, all the players named above are a bunch of clowns and are part of the reason the CFL sucks!
This is my last year is some of this shit isn’t cleaned up by the powers that be in the CFL
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| CZ blue
August 4, 2009
4:02:44 PM
Entry #: 3235930
| I hope none of you fall for this post. This is an attempt for Anthony to rock the message boards (which may work) by insulting everyone in the league except his red team. Good post Red guy!
Russ is the best and Ray is still great but he does have a gut lol.
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| Anthony Toma
August 4, 2009
4:53:01 PM
Entry #: 3235995
| All of you should check your manginas at the door.
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| Nate Dogg
August 4, 2009
4:56:22 PM
Entry #: 3236001
| Thanks captain obvious!!!!! Cant fool you Cris.
Why you think I draft Nick Ammori every year.. cant beat'em..... ahhhhhhhh!!!!!!
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| Mark_H
August 4, 2009
8:11:27 PM
Entry #: 3236180
| I know I'm a 'rookie' and don't have the right to say much, but come Sunday- your going to WISH u picked me up '27 years ago'!!
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| Chris Sesi
August 5, 2009
12:11:36 AM
Entry #: 3236385
| Im Gay. yea Schuck why didnt anyone tell me. Should i break up with my girlfriend now? A.T Ill teach you how to play dirty and not in the bedroom hoe.
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| WESTSIDETONY
August 5, 2009
12:17:56 AM
Entry #: 3236387
| I like it not bad Chris, AT ur up, Im sure you will get up just as fast as Chris did when Nolan ran him over
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| Anthony Toma
August 5, 2009
12:57:23 AM
Entry #: 3236414
| Chris this is a football chat room not a love line. If you have doubts about your relationship, that is something you should keep private and discuss with your girl. I will tell you from my experiences in the past, none of which involved guys (your case might be a bit different) but when faced with the dilemma of having to choose between two lovers, girl or girl in my case and guy or girl in your case, you have to consider the pros and cons of each person.
Spooning: only works one way with what I have had in the past
Spooning: for you two different animals
Holding hands: both had very soft hands
Holding hands: for you one must have a tighter grip then the other (which makes you feel better?)
Picking up the check: neither picked up the check in my case
Picking up the check: You may want to think about this one buddy (save a few bucks here)
You have to consider your family and how they will react. Ask yourself how serious it is with this guy. Are you thinking long term or is it just a phase?
Whatever you decide, you will always have the support of your CFL family!
Good luck and follow your heart
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| TAcho24
August 5, 2009
11:57:04 AM
Entry #: 3236748
| LMFAOOOOOo. WOW this guy is on a roll
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| Abu Noah
August 5, 2009
12:06:18 PM
Entry #: 3236758
| I am honored to be the first person mentioned on your list of shame anthony
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| Chris Sesi
August 5, 2009
12:31:29 PM
Entry #: 3236783
| Hey Guys, A.T just informed me the reasons behind these posts. He asked me not to say anything but I mean Team Yellow doesn’t have any more assholes on its team so I thought I’d step up to the plate. This might be a homerun sorry A.T.
Well first off A.T told me that he is kind of mad about the trade. He realized he got Anthony acho past his prime. I mean sure ray is over 30 he can have a gut, but Anthony your only 21 maybe you should be on the track at west Bloomfield not the football field. One too many Anthony’s on that red team, doesn’t mix for good chemistry
Jordan- well can’t say much about Jordan he’s a beast. He plays any position on the field. Until red starts to lose, then well, it becomes show stopper time and more headaches for A.T from what he’s told me at least.
Brian- Well Can’t says anything bad here either except I believe he’s a little mad that Jordan gets to play slot. Wait wasn’t that your old position shouldn’t you get dibs on it before him I mean those hands shouldn’t go to waste. Maybe you should talk it over with your coach.
Tim- was so happy to be off Nates team he didn’t realize he wasn’t going both ways on red. I mean Dani Jajou got more P.T. should have stayed on yellow we miss you.
Lance- According to Dylan Pick 6 Machine and he is.
Dani- I know A.T coached you when you were in ccsl but he’s already rich. You didn’t have to pay him more to get in the CFL. I guess A.T still knows how to hustle.
Brandon - He’s on my kids team I’ll leave out what A.T said about you.
Roy- Your nates cuzin although you do love to hate on me.
J.R- You were suppose to be the star quarterback of this team going into camp. I know you’re mad I mean who wouldn’t be star quarterback of red to linemen? I mean you did go 1 for 1 in the last game tell A.T at least you guys should have a competition for the spot. I have a feeling you’d win.
So this is what A.T and team red face going into the showdown with yellow. On the brink of implosion, will they make it out?? To be continued.
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| WESTSIDETONY
August 5, 2009
1:03:47 PM
Entry #: 3236823
| You guys need JESUS in your life-May god have mercy on your souls
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| Anthony Toma
August 5, 2009
1:11:19 PM
Entry #: 3236837
| Good work Chris! You are not only a great interior decorator but a good writer as well! You’re man must be proud.
Oh and great job in the championship game last year, you guys whipped our asses! Oops! You didn’t play for yellow last year.
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| CZ blue
August 5, 2009
1:24:14 PM
Entry #: 3236851
| lmao
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| Raaaandy
August 5, 2009
2:18:51 PM
Entry #: 3236916
| A.T. posted all of the insults to get the trash talkin flowin and it worked! When A.T snaps the ball he looks like that girl on all 4's lookin back into the camera. F the CFL, what's wrong w/ everyone? It's like those marvelous seasons at reciever w/ green and white never happend? RUSS, JOEY, I MISS U!!I don't get pt on defense??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
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| ZeerCO
August 5, 2009
3:24:41 PM
Entry #: 3237025
| Tony SUCKS !!
Whats up Norm !!
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| Anthony Toma
August 5, 2009
3:26:21 PM
Entry #: 3237028
| Back to back bad snaps, um... thats bad. Who cares what I look like? I figured only Chris Sesi was watching me bend over!
Make dat two!
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| Nate Dogg
August 5, 2009
3:59:17 PM
Entry #: 3237098
| I cant start a Chaldean Soccer League cause it would only be Me, Nolan and Tony Attisha playing, maybe Jonna too he loves soccer.
All I know is I cant wait til this Sunday. For the last 2 years Red has had our number and now the tables may be turned. Trading the Acho brothers to Red has made this rivalry even better. I dont think Ocho will have as much time to throw the ball as he did in week one, so you better call some plays to the linemen so he can get bailed out.
Im wondering if Ocho had the choice... Win and look bad or lose and look like an all star... which would he choose??????? AT I think you should text him and see how he feels about that.
Lucky for you guys I cant throw, so we'll try to run the ball alot. Hawk make sure your bring your ball I think this one will be over by halftime.
See you boys then, cant wait for all the cheap shots AT has for me. If he didnt do it I'd think he doesnt care. Stay away from the jaw this week though, Nolan out me in a choke yesterday and my jaw is killing me. I almost had him in a triangle though.
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| WESTSIDETONY
August 5, 2009
4:46:42 PM
Entry #: 3237150
| Soccer? Count me out schuck, But i would pay to watch you and nolan go one on one-
And Randy get of the comp and practice snaps schuck
BLOCKBUSTER TRADESSSSSS
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| Raaaandy
August 5, 2009
4:51:19 PM
Entry #: 3237155
| I'm 1-0 as a center thanks Zeerco for goin for the win idk if i can get the ball to CZ anymore. would love 2 chat but i gotta go practice snapping :)
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| Chris Sesi
August 5, 2009
5:06:58 PM
Entry #: 3237183
| Wow I missed A.T bending over. There goes my week. Wait no I guess ill just bend over all of team reds Receivers . They’ll have some free time on their hands because it’s not like they’re going to be catching passes this Sunday
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| HAWK62
August 5, 2009
6:59:00 PM
Entry #: 3237285
| nate, dunhams run on saturday, gettin a fresh ball for the weekend....
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| CZ blue
August 5, 2009
7:33:39 PM
Entry #: 3237318
| Tony, maybe Chris can play center for us since he's used to bending over
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| CZ blue
August 5, 2009
7:36:07 PM
Entry #: 3237321
| Randy bring em down and fire them in, you'll get more balls that way
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| Anthony Acho
August 5, 2009
8:37:38 PM
Entry #: 3237356
| Hey sesi, have some respect your talking to a chy cup mvp!
Let's see who I'm talkin to!
-A kid that made the league cause his sister threatened to leave nate if he didn't get him in
-A kid that's never seen the playoffs
-A kid the would never start both ways on any other team
-A kid that would never see the field on red
-A kid that apparently goes both ways
-A kid!
For someone that's accomplished nothing in this league ide like to see how ur gonna stop a team with 3 chy cup MVP's on it!
Think about what u say cause nates not gonna be around forever to hold your d!ck
GO RED
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| Joey J
August 5, 2009
9:52:12 PM
Entry #: 3237410
| Wow.
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| ZeerCO
August 5, 2009
10:40:52 PM
Entry #: 3237470
| This is finally getting good !! I need a win under my belt before I can get started !! But enough with all the gay talk, because you never know we might be offending someone in the league who just might be ??
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| Chris Sesi
August 5, 2009
10:44:59 PM
Entry #: 3237478
| I am a kid, I belive im probably top 3 youngest in the league too and im more mature then half of this league. and every person that has a gay joke about me. Nolan did lay me out. Dylan has layed me out. Thats two of the toughest people in this league let me see one of you sisses take a hit then youll be a real football player Other than A.T because I know he aint no hoe. Im 100% sure I can and will lay out each of you in due time. and im pretty sure my first year i made the playoffs. but i dont remember you on that team. oh wait you broke your foot sisse ) love you ocho
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| Chris Sesi
August 5, 2009
10:59:30 PM
Entry #: 3237503
| oh and name people that should be in it before me and ill be more then happy to give them my spot fair is fair.
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| Anthony Acho
August 5, 2009
11:26:26 PM
Entry #: 3237540
| i dont need to prove to you that im not a sissy. just ask nolan he'll fill you in. or just wait till sunday. your choice! lol
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| TAcho24
August 5, 2009
11:59:55 PM
Entry #: 3237570
| I wasnt gonna say shit this week but now i cant hold back, but when little bitches are talking shit and saying that their gonna lay me out, i think its time to say something. Chris ur the worst fucking player in this league u cant catch u cant cover u cant do shit. Nathan stop talking shit as well. ur a jealous immature uftie that cant get over ur own ego. u hate on my brother because hes playing qb and not playing second fiddle to u at reciever and making u look good cuz lets face it no one on ur team can do that now except ray. everyone else on yellow i still got mad respect for but for the other two that cant keep their mouths closed just wait till sunday.
P.S. please let either of u guard me one on one PLEASEEEEEEEE
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| Chris Sesi
August 6, 2009
10:49:40 AM
Entry #: 3237895
| lol i was talkin about you guys i said the people that were callin me gay. i dont recall u guys calling me gay. but maybe u did. much love.
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| Chris Sesi
August 6, 2009
10:52:05 AM
Entry #: 3237899
| Wasnt* )
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| Anthony Acho
August 6, 2009
11:23:06 AM
Entry #: 3237937
| its all love chris dont be scared. lol
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| Chris Sesi
August 6, 2009
11:39:58 AM
Entry #: 3237956
| never. im just clearing up what i said.
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| Nate Dogg
August 6, 2009
11:46:27 AM
Entry #: 3237973
| First of all we are 100% done with the gay thing, no one wants to see that anymore.
Secondly, jealous immature uftie?! Lmao I love it, it about time you said something I was begining to think Ocho was the older brother.
You are right though Yellow is nothing without the acho brothers, actually the league isnt chit without you guys so pleasedont get mad about the things us immature ufties say, we dont want you guys getting upset and start demanding trades again.
Hawk youre my new second fiddle so make sure you bring that ball. While youre at it go pick up my laundry, wash my car, and pick me up before our game this week.
gotta run I have more to come
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| Chris Sesi
August 6, 2009
1:54:27 PM
Entry #: 3238133
| Zeer. how long did it take you to come up with those lines. Was it faster then you falling falling apart in the 4th.
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| HAWK62
August 6, 2009
1:54:45 PM
Entry #: 3238134
| alright enough of that nate...show up to play but the rest of the stuff goes to you buddy!
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| Chris Sesi
August 6, 2009
1:56:45 PM
Entry #: 3238138
| or maybe it was dylan missing sundays game. where were you buddy? didnt you sleep at lances. oh he showed up sunday schuck.
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| CZ blue
August 6, 2009
8:11:05 PM
Entry #: 3238491
| yep about as fast as ur feet trip up ur hands everytine a ball is thrown your way.
Chris your a good quiet kid nevermind the talk I was rollin the board along..
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