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| Anthony Toma
August 30, 2010
2:15:10 PM
Entry #: 3562435
| Nick is so stupid, he thinks Trak Auto is whise you get hair weaves for your car.
Nick is so stupid, he tried to drop acid but the car battery fell on his foot.
Nick is so stupid, he got shot running the border after seeing a Taco Bell commercial.
Nick is so stupid, he thinks Taco Bell is whise you pay your telephone bill.
Nick is so stupid, he thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican Phone Company.
Nick is so stupid, he ordered a cheese burger from McDonald's and said "Hold the cheese."
Nick is so stupid, he put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gumball to come out.
Nick is so stupid, he got on his knees to drink his "Nehi" peach drink.
Nick is so stupid, he thought Thailand was a men's clothing store.
Nick is so stupid, he got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W's.
Nick is so stupid, when he went to take the 44 bus, he took the 22 twice instead.
Nick is so stupid, he needed a tutor to learn how to scribble.
Nick is so stupid, he ordered his sushi well done.
Nick is so stupid, he thought hamburger helper came with anothis person.
Nick is so stupid, he thought meow mix was a record for cats.
Nick is so stupid, he thought he needed a token to get on soul train.
Nick is so stupid, he invented a solar powered flashlight.
Nick is so stupid, he thought the board of education was a piece of wood.
Nick is so stupid, he told everyone that he was "illegitimate" because he couldn't read.
Nick is so stupid, he got hit by a parked car.
Nick is so stupid, he sold the car for gas money.
Nick is so stupid, he ran out of gas leaving Texaco.
Nick is so stupid, he sold the house to pay the mortgage.
Nick is so stupid, he thought Hislock Holmes was a housing project.
Nick is so stupid, he went to a Clippers game to get a hair cut.
Nick is so stupid, he went to a Whalers game to see Shamu.
Nick is so stupid, when he saw a "Wrong Way" sign in his rearview mirror, he turned around.
Nick is so stupid, he thought asphalt was a skin disease.
Nick is so stupid, he thought Delt a Airlines was a sorority.
Nick is so stupid, when he saw the "NC-17 (Under 17 Not Admitted)" sign, he went home and got 16 friends.
Nick is so stupid, when your dad said it was chilly outside, he ran outside with a spoon.
Nick is so stupid, he called the 7-11 to see when they closed.
Nick is so stupid, he gave your uncle a blowjob 'cause he said it'd help his unemployment.
Nick is so stupid, when he heard 90% of all crimes occur around the home, he moved.
Nick is so stupid, he got fired from a blow-job.
Nick is so stupid, I saw his in the frozen food section with a fishing rod.
Nick is so stupid, I taught his how to do the running man and I haven't seen the bitch since.
Nick is so stupid, he thinks a sanitary belt is drinking a shot out of a clean glass.
Nick is so stupid, when someone said "Take the trash out," he moved.
Nick is so stupid, he used a vibrator for an egg beater.
Nick is so stupid, he wiped his ass before he took a sh*t.
Nick is so stupid, he thinks a 17 inch Admiral is a well hung sailor.
Nick is so stupid, he went to Dr. Dre for a pap smear.
Nick is so stupid, he asked you "What is the number for 911".
Nick is so stupid, he thinks Christmas Wrap is Snoop Dogg's holiday album.
Nick is so stupid, he bought a video camera to record cable TV shows at home
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