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| Anthony Acho
August 2, 2013
9:27:54 AM
Entry #: 4078989
| a full week of practice and rehab is now complete after the first games of the season. I know your bodies were hurting on monday and tuedsay! Body is feelin a little bit better today and tomorrow will even get better! Headlines from this past week.
Green
We understand Green Quarterback and veteran leader Shuck was found last night a Kona Grill in troy downing multiple glasses of Crown on the rocks. Now some may say this guy is crazy, but those of us who know Shuck are confused that this is even a headline. But thats not what the buzz is all about. After about 8 Crowns on the rocks shuck was caught on camera talking smack about his star receiver AY. I heard that multiple trade offers were discussed that included sending AY to White. Word on the street is Shuck is still high off his week 1 victory and is still at kona as we speak.
#2 reciever Sean Mattia was seen last night at a bond fire with a bunch of 10 and 11 year old children singing Brittney Spears hits and drinking water with a splash of lemon. He seems very focused on gettting mossed by Shango this week.
White
Superman was spotted on the moon last night doing push ups and sit ups. Why was he on the moon, well he was upset of the fact that i screwed up his stats from week 1. He had 3 touchdowns, not 2. looks like we have another tim acho on our hands here boys. Can Joe Jonna keep this kid under control. We will soon find out. #1 reciever Joe K was seen last night associating with Team Yellow Coach Natham Karrumi. Natham was seen handing joe k a yellow cut off.
Black
Joining shuck at kona were multiple players from Black. Unfortunately myself and vinny k did not get the memo. But i am aware that shucks drinks were added to blacks tab, which was then handed to Tarik for payment. Dylan Putrus was seen at Kona Bar associating with "non CFL" members.
Blue
Tuesday evening Justin Orow was seen at IHOOKAH Lounge on the West side of town. Unnamed sources say he was smoking a hookah and eating mezza. The six pack may be in a little bit trouble this week.
Yellow
First round draft pick Pat Kenaya was found at Duo Lounge popping bottles of Ace of Spades monday evening. no one knows if he has left his corner booth yet. Sources say he is holding his Gold bottle of champaigne until Sundays game. Matt Shango was also in attendance at Duo night club monday evening remodeling the bathroom along with long time friend Marcus Shecker. Shango was compensated for his work with a half pint of "Georgia Moonshine". Marcus was deducted pay from Cutting edge due to lack of skin being seen during work hours.
Red
Red Coach and QB has a video of him (can be seen on youtube) at the Whiz Kaleefa concert last night getting into an altercation with an african american Security Gaurd. The veteran QB was believed to be intoxicated and mumbling words. Fortunately the video was able to catch Zeer do something that may change his life and career forever. Heres how the video went.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4SIIDI7RVpo
Commissioner DICKow and league officials have not yet determined if Zeer will be fined, suspended or banned from the league. Let this be a lesson to all you new kids on the block. DONT DO DRUGS!!
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| Andrew S
August 2, 2013
11:44:34 AM
Entry #: 4079036
| Tony Attisha would not go to Kona last night because he had a female family member in town and was worried about Shucks actions around her.
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| Sean Mattia
August 2, 2013
11:54:03 AM
Entry #: 4079041
| Just a one thing...
Anthony should not be allowed more than one post per week.. I apologize that you all wasted your time reading what Anthony thinks are humorous posts. I must admit though, your grammar and spelling have come a long way buddy!
T Rock or Dylan take care of this issue ASAP!
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| Anthony Acho
August 2, 2013
12:03:22 PM
Entry #: 4079052
| Sean, i know your not use to getting the short end of the stick but its ok buddy. soon tony will trade AY to white and get Joe K and then you will be back to the number #1 reciever. habibi have patience.
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