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TOPIC: Friendly advice |
| White21
July 9, 2005 7:00:41 PM
Entry #: 936201
| With the season just a little over a month away, I thought I would provide some advice to the league. First and foremost, to the other five coaches in the league, please try to find an answer to joey, nolan, AH (when he is there), and me, things started to get real boring last year. On with the individual information.
Tony, collaborate with Carl this off season to come up with some kind of trade to get Tareq on your team. That way, you will be in contention to be regular season champ again only to fall short in the title game. In addition, please dont start the season off by forgetting your stick em at home and duplicating last season's bust of the year performance
AT, in order for you to clinch that title you so dearly want, there is this thing that might help your quest, its call O-F-F-E-N-S-E. It includes positions of Quarterback, Wide Receivers, and a running back. I know they say defense wins championships, but that doesnt mean letting the other team play offense the entire game.
Roy, get together with Ray and Nate and add the category of "short/intermediate routes." It includes things called curls, drags, stops, and outs.
Chris, please dont make the God awful mistake of convincing Brian to draft Mike, we saw how that Young/Montana-Rice theory worked in the indoor league for you guys, so if you draft him, I hope there is a position available at offensive tackle. Also to team blue, Tyson please check in advance when the Chip N Dale convention is this year so there wont be any complications. Amer, is 22 also a special B Day???
Bobby, you ever seen silence of the lambs, i believe the device hannibal lector wears on his mouth is available on E Bay, just a thought for Tareq. Please try to get Ernest some help, the kid can do a lot, and he might have been spoiled in door with Joey and I, so he might take some time getting comfortable being so lonely again.
Thats all for now, I look forward to seeing you all Next Month at the rookie game, as I imagine a lot of you look forward to puttin a target on Team White's back this year. We will be waiting, we will dominate again, and we will be requiring an extra line on next years trophy for "Back to Back Champs 2004-2005. Before then, see you all at Joey's wedding, should be fun.
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| Eastsidetony
July 11, 2005 1:02:45 PM
Entry #: 938089
| Damn Joey, you are already in mid-season form.
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| White21
July 11, 2005 1:46:26 PM
Entry #: 938198
| Just wait til you see me in action with the 10 lbs of fat I have put on since last season, running a 5.6 40 and having a 12 inch vertical. And oh yeah, i have gotten glasses since too, so i might even sport some vintage Marvin Yaldo goggles
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| White21
July 11, 2005 1:47:11 PM
Entry #: 938200
| P.S. I hate you tony, I was excited to see a reply, and that was all you could offer me
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| Eastsidetony
July 11, 2005 3:24:39 PM
Entry #: 938434
| What do you want me to tell you joey, that I cost our team 6 games last year, that people were actually suprised when I did catch a ball, that my team didn't even make the playoffs, that we went 9-0 in the indoor league only to have our hopes and dreams shattered, that I contimplated(Let me know if I spelled that right Amer) suicide after that game. I really don't have much to work with right now, but I'll se what I can come up with and get back to you.
And to make everything even worse I lost in CBA championship to Joey J,
Thanks for bringing back all the great memories joe, your a great fucking guy.
Wheres Roy when I need him
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