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| Mike Sesi
July 10, 2015
11:28:00 AM
Entry #: 4172981
| I know guys, you all "don't gamble...only on the super bowl"...yeah...here are the spreads anyway.
More of a team breakdown than a matchup thing but still.
White vs Blue (-5.5)
I'm not gonna lie, Shango is superman but Timmy playing QB is kryptonite. Even someone like Joey K, with his 75 years of life experience, might not have what it takes to coach this team to a win on Sunday. Don't sleep on Blue guys, Justin Orow can make any play turn into a big play and with Dylan on the field, Blue can go places. Blue’s WR core of Stefan Kalabat and Niko Jonna will have to help their QB out though, or else they easily could be traded by Justin aka The Cutthroat Captain who has been known to trade away badass superstar baller stud recievers.
Green vs Yellow (-40)
I'm not sure if Yellow will cover but hey, Vegas is usually close. The Green Machine returns with its usual roster of overrated players (shout out to Jordan Rabban and SM23). Captain Tony Attisha has officially made Dani Jajou the team's #1 WR, with hopes that his "local ties" to Green's mediocre QB can elevate their offense to new heights. Anthony Yaldo, known by some morons as the Nate Stopper, will be key in this one for Green. Yellow is back with its same core of Nate, Nick Hermiz, and yours truly. With Chris Sesi's speed and Matt Shango's clever trash talk and mastery of the English language, Yellow's defense will be a force to be reckoned with in this one.
Black vs Red (-5)
This last game is the most interesting matchup of the week. Black boasts a roster of young, raw talent like Cheech Yaldo (my prediction pick for ROY) and Mike "Scooby" Hakim (so fast that SM23 and AY have refused to race him for the past 5 years like the cowards they are, for real). The veteran presence is still there on black though, with Derek Putrus and Max Sheker there to help teach these young kids a thing or two. Nolan, if you're reading this, you are still on Yellow, I don't care what they say. Derek “The Center” Rabban, who has gone on record saying, "I was born to play center, it just fits me...I am a center at heart...but I dare Acho to guard me 1 on 1," will be playing receiver for T-Rock. Red will be fun to watch this year. Anthony Acho was shining and had them in close games for the majority of the second half of the last season Red, on paper, looks like one of the strongest teams. But then again you can't see Acho with his shirt off "on paper." Mazen and Jordan Rassam are legitimate threats on offense for Red. Everyone keep an eye out for rookies, Timmy Pattah and Nick Kizy who will be looking to make a name for themselves in week 1. Anthony Toma can always step in and play QB if need be...trust me I have seen it first hand.
Prop Bets
Andrew Shango is held to 0 TDs (+200)
Dylan makes a one handed catch (-150)...he does it regularly c'mon
Sean Mattia does not throw a pick (+100,000)
Anthony Yaldo does not get a sack (-110)
Nolan shows up on Sunday wearing yellow (-250)
Acho and/or Mazen complain to the refs (-250,000)
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