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TOPIC: The Weekend Line |
| The Gambler
July 14, 2011
10:47:09 AM
Entry #: 3762772
| All right sports fans, here are the lines for the weekend:
Knights win: 1-100
Knights win by 10+ in 7 innings: 2-1
Hill reaches base safely: 1-10
Hill walks 2 or more times: 3-1
Hill has 3 official ABs: 8-1
Berger steals a base: 2-1
Trav burgles a turd: 2-1
Any Knight hits a HR: 12-1
Basty plays: 2-1
Basty plays for Exeland: 2-1
Basty plays for the Knights: 100-1
Dan wears a full body Knights tux a la "The Beard": 1000-1
While wearing said tux Dan hits for the cycle while also pitching a perfect game prompting Rich to make everyone wear the tux the rest of the year leading to back-to-back WBA state titles, highlighted by a Clay Paulson no-hitter in the championship game capped with a Howard Thompson walk-off grand slam: 5-1
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| Joey Lawrence
July 14, 2011
10:56:05 AM
Entry #: 3762779
| WHOA!!!
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| Dolly
July 14, 2011
12:19:20 PM
Entry #: 3762870
| Gambler...you gotta know when to fold em'
Is Mau in Vegas? Who thinks of these odds???
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| Insider
July 14, 2011
1:30:35 PM
Entry #: 3762932
| I'll bet against Berger stealing a base. He won't be there.
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| The Gambler
July 14, 2011
2:55:54 PM
Entry #: 3762998
| The Official Wisconsin Baseball Association Obscure Proposition Betting Headquarters comes out with a random publication specifically for the Knights whenever they feel like it. the OWBAOPBH is located in Kalamazoo, Michigan but outsources most of it's operations to Sweeden because they are honest, polite, and have many beautiful women obsessed with the WBA.
A couple late lines:
Mau finds his way to the Knights game: 6-1
Mau initially says he's going to play puffball but gives in to Trav's threat of burgling his turds the next time he sees him if he does: 8-1
Mau throws out some poor sap at the plate that thinks he can score from second on a single to center: 2-1
Mau plays, drops a bomb, and then drinks much beer using the biggest container he can find-a batting helmet: 2-1
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