| Date |
Status |
Score |
Headline |
|
8/1/2026
|
W
|
Empty Pitchers 23
E.coli Happens 8
|
|
|
8/1/2026
|
W
|
Empty Pitchers 23
No Glove, No Love 19
|
Hell freezes over a 2nd time in a week as EPs outslug NGNL |
|
8/1/2026
|
L
|
inDRStructible 19
Empty Pitchers 3
|
It's too early! EPs still asleep in CCT1 as DRS romps, 19-3 |
|
7/28/2026
|
W
|
Empty Pitchers 12
No Glove, No Love 9
|
|
|
7/23/2026
|
L
|
inDRStructible 14
Empty Pitchers 12
|
EPs take their shot vs. DRS, but it rims out, 14-12 |
|
7/16/2026
|
FFH
|
Empty Pitchers 7
E.coli Happens 0
|
Smokey Bear says, "Only YOU can prevent forfeits!" |
|
7/9/2026
|
L
|
Bisons 11
Empty Pitchers 9
|
Bisons top EPs, 11-9, and if it's not Scottish, IT'S CRAP! |
|
7/2/2026
|
L
|
No Glove, No Love 13
Empty Pitchers 7
|
Extreme heat causes EP bats to FLAG, lose 13-7 to NGNL |
|
6/25/2026
|
W
|
Empty Pitchers 15
Fighting Plankton from Hell 14
|
It's a GOLDEN (K)NIGHT as EPs rock Plankton like a HURRICANE |
|
6/18/2026
|
W
|
Empty Pitchers 13
Line Drivers 5
|
EPs KNICK Line Drivers, 13-5, as triples SPUR offense |
|
6/11/2026
|
L
|
inDRStructible 19
Empty Pitchers 16
|
Aw, Hell! EPs get cooked 19-16 by DRS in extra innings |
|
6/4/2026
|
W
|
Empty Pitchers 8
Line Drivers 5
|
EPs make their dominance BILLY CRYSTAL clear with 8-5 win |
|
5/28/2026
|
W
|
Empty Pitchers 20
Acid Reign 11
|
Having had their Phil of Acid Reign, EPs air it out tonite |
|
5/21/2026
|
W
|
Empty Pitchers 21
Line Drivers 19
|
EPs employ massive comeback to take down Line Drivers |
|
5/14/2026
|
CAN
|
E.coli Happens 0
Empty Pitchers 0
|
Rain CANCELS game vs. E.coli Happens |
|
5/7/2026
|
L
|
Caught Lookin' 22
Empty Pitchers 5
|
Caught Lookin' open strong, hold off punchless EP offense |
|
4/30/2026
|
L
|
Acid Reign 21
Empty Pitchers 11
|
Under Cloudy Skies, Acid Reigns on EPs' Opening Day Parade |
