"Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the mouth" - Mike Tyson - Lil C Anti

That quote right there all but describes the entirety of game 1 for the mulies. Act like you've played in a championship game for me one time. As I was taking the game in from behind home plate I was wondering if the mules knew what time game 1 started. Straight up out classed from the get go. I'm talking dinky little dribblers back to Chickie, getting doubled up time after time, and zero rallys to speak of. Then they take the field and it was a shaws brand on sale pile of swiss cheese. With the wind blowing in hard from left field the mules didn't adjust. fly balls killed by the gusts limited their power, meanwhile the outlaws were pulverizing line drives that were fucking cutting through the wind like butter. Everything was on a rope. McCourt showed up a few innings in like a true wily veteren with a backpack cooler filled with bud lights. I asked the mules to supply me a beer and I got some garbage bud light IPA look alike that I didn't enjoy one sip of. Pure disgust really. But the outlaws had already taken control of the game by the time McCourt showed up and then drove the heels of their cleats on the throats as time went on. At one points i heard a conversation between bean and naugs as bean was asking if there was a slaughter rule in championship.... Bean knew the squad was not ready to play that first game and was finding a quiet way to beg for mercy.

Thors golden locks as if he is from a head and shoulders commercial was pounding showing why he was a great pick up for the outlaws. Still open investigation on how that ping pong ball found it's way to the defending champions. Plus how are the outlaws going to lose when shane-o's mustache is looking as fucking tight as it does. simply outclassing the farm animals. I don't know the score, and honestly who cares that first game was a drubbing.

Game 2 I admittedly missed about 2 innings searching for actual beers since the mules were unable to provide me anything would drinking. Unreal. but while i was gone the moose marzy went basketball court and proceeded to tell me all about it like I've never seen a fucking home run on front field before. This game did not have the offense many would have anticipated. Outlaws went back to the spartan series and muffled the noise from their bats and the mule were able to do just enough on the other side to split on sunday. Obviously the mules lose that game and the chances of coming back in the series are literally negative percentage. Even now, I don't give them the type of numbers they may believe they have for the remainder of the series.

Way  i see it, outlaws can win with their B or C game. The gap between the mules A game and their B game is devastatingly big. This leads me to give the outlaws the same advantage i saw them coming in with to the series to win. The mules simply need to bring their best each and every inning to win. Not saying it's impossible, but its a gradual uphill battle for them. The outlaws margin for error is certainly bigger than the mule. thats what wily vets do. They should up with their job in mind and do it. Mules are still a raw product. need some seasoning. Again, not impossible.. but the odds are against them ever so slightly..... 

see you sunday. let's get more people there. the worst part about the championship is there is minimal fans viewing. its the fkn championship for christ sake. make these pathetic useless souls earn it.

FUCK