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Author TOPIC: The New Arms Thread 2011
Bowen #24

January 4, 2011
12:30:57 PM

Entry #: 3636106
Over 7,000 hits for last years Arms Thread, lests see if we cant better that mark this year as the Arms go for Back To Back Titles!!!!

Uarms

January 5, 2011
8:59:17 AM

Entry #: 3636427
Those who have conquered doubt and fear have conquered failure is our motto for B2B championships.

Bowen #24

January 5, 2011
11:39:03 AM

Entry #: 3636500
There is only one team that can dream about Back 2 Back Titles and that is the THE ARMS!!! The road will be rough, but the one knock against the kids was they would fold under the pressure of the playoffs. They are now seasoned veterans and only going to get better. If the old farts hold our own for one more kick at the can who knows.
Go Arms! Go Irish! Go Pack Go!


Faux

January 6, 2011
6:03:17 AM

Entry #: 3636822
If you hang around trash long enough, eventually you will start to smell like it!

Roundn Third

January 7, 2011
11:48:08 AM

Entry #: 3637371
Oh no. The league is not going to like this thread one bit. Sorry in advance to all.

Byrne

January 8, 2011
9:34:53 AM

Entry #: 3637702
Minds are like parachutes. They only function when they are open. Anyone that reads this Arms rubbish should not jump out of a plane.

PACMAN

January 9, 2011
7:59:24 PM

Entry #: 3638043
please ignore this crap

Knight

January 11, 2011
4:53:10 AM

Entry #: 3638540
Don't try to understand everything the arms boys write because sometimes it is not meant to be understood, but to be accepted.

Uarms

January 12, 2011
8:11:02 AM

Entry #: 3639088
Why do u people keep expecting people 2 make decisions as if they were u? THEY'RE NOT! Expect them to be them and u wont get hurt or dissapointed when we win again.

Uarms

January 13, 2011
9:02:24 PM

Entry #: 3639863
For those complaining about the content of my forum thoughs .....face reality and show respect for the champs..... I apologize nonetheless LOL

Daump

January 15, 2011
5:19:00 PM

Entry #: 3640474
Wait the Earth shifted and Zodiac signs have changed? This is just too much for uarms! He is still100% a idiot.

Matches

January 16, 2011
4:29:20 PM

Entry #: 3640683
This thread is getting silly. I see what my mom was talking bout when she wouldn't give me my dessert until i was finished with my food.

HUY FONG

January 17, 2011
8:05:28 PM

Entry #: 3641288
I couldn't agree with U more. This was driven by vision bigger than the Arms collective egos. Action is Ult power.

Uarms

January 21, 2011
6:50:27 AM

Entry #: 3643056
The Importance Of Being Earnest, Err...Honest | We won or did we?

ringtoss

January 24, 2011
9:40:33 PM

Entry #: 3644487
hey Uarms,

I can see your halo. When you bend over and tie your shoe.


Uarms

January 25, 2011
8:48:27 PM

Entry #: 3645027
We 've got sum good guesses, you guys r good...there must b sum kind of conspiracy against my team. We are paying 5-2 in Vegas to repeat.

Neves Bobe

January 27, 2011
4:27:38 PM

Entry #: 3645961
Ever want to go back in time.. even just for one night ) .......one lucky win and they go on and on...... help

Dulls

February 3, 2011
7:02:29 AM

Entry #: 3648652
The herd instinct among Arms forecasters makes sheep look like independent thinkers.

Amanpoor

February 4, 2011
7:05:54 PM

Entry #: 3649431
I chatted with a Arms player last night and he said.............Love me, or Love me not...I will always be who I am...Forever... & Ever....& Ever! I'll never change being myself cause I love me.

Woodsucks

February 7, 2011
8:42:43 AM

Entry #: 3650119
It's probably a lot worse than we think to play on the Unionville Arms team.

Uarms

February 8, 2011
8:11:24 PM

Entry #: 3651081
This just in, puppies are cute. The Arms will repeat in 2011. In other news, water is wet.

HUY FONG

February 10, 2011
6:48:28 AM

Entry #: 3651880
WowZERS it's another cold morning!!  Miss a meal if you have to, but don't miss reading all of this crap.

Dear Google… Stop Making Me Find FOOLS when I search on 2010 USPL champs.


Amanpoor

February 11, 2011
12:30:30 AM

Entry #: 3652503
This is what the Arms players will be texting each other later today.

OMG OMG the Justin Beiber Movie comes out tomorrow!! I'm defiantly seeing that!


Dulls

February 12, 2011
6:07:03 AM

Entry #: 3653067
Five thirty in the morning.

.Woke up in a cold sweat.Had a dream that the Arms won it all again.

What a scary nightmare..Going back to bed.


Guy Smiley

February 13, 2011
2:00:27 PM

Entry #: 3653482
As a mind -body MD I want to thank Uarms. In times of stress he definitely offers comIc relief.

Woodsucks

February 16, 2011
7:34:59 AM

Entry #: 3655251
What’s happening ? A lot of protests around the world: Anti-government protests and demands for better services. Can we all meet at the Arms and demand that uarms gets removed from the league?

Daump

February 17, 2011
2:58:18 AM

Entry #: 3656002
Good news. Early tests on hospitalized of MR U. Arms have come back clean, he has no brain and he's feeling much better.

Neves Bobe

February 20, 2011
11:09:15 AM

Entry #: 3657676
Stop worryin bout ppl who dissed u in the past! Injustice is only as powerful as ur memory of it! Arms will not win 10 games this year.

ringtoss

February 21, 2011
8:01:19 PM

Entry #: 3658902
I sent a picture of uarms to the lonely hearts club. They sent it back saying they weren't that lonely.

Guy Smiley

February 22, 2011
8:14:38 PM

Entry #: 3659694
Learning a 2nd language can prevent Alzheimer's. Wonder if being fluent in Uarms crap counts.

Dulls

February 24, 2011
10:51:30 PM

Entry #: 3661546
Don't waste your time on stuff that doesn't matter or people that don't matter in your life sometimes its best to start a new chapter. Stop reading these pages.

Bryne

February 25, 2011
7:57:16 PM

Entry #: 3662437
Skepticism remains about the actual existence of Bigfoot, aliens, and Uarm's integrity.

Amnapoor

February 27, 2011
10:12:06 PM

Entry #: 3663291
I find it astonishing that people still make a big deal out of this thread.

Chip Chip

February 28, 2011
9:00:04 PM

Entry #: 3664319
If the Arms wear those daisy dukes shorts, all will eventually be forgiven. No matter what the score is.



Vladmoroz

March 2, 2011
2:06:02 PM

Entry #: 3665956
The accuracy of these statements in this thread depends on if they are written by someone on the Arms. Most I would assume are not written by anyone on the Unionville Arms.

Unarmed10

March 3, 2011
6:30:24 PM

Entry #: 3667223
To all our fans who dig our game, we appreciate your patience as we work thru this. We're going to keep reading this crap and do our talking on the field.

Uarms

March 6, 2011
4:19:45 PM

Entry #: 3669004
Two types of people who can't be trusted - the ones who say "We won't win it again" & the ones who say, "don't tell anyone that we will win it again."


PACMAN

March 7, 2011
9:13:30 PM

Entry #: 3670193
I agree 110%. Live life with no regrets, but learn from your mistakes and try to beat us.

takumi

March 8, 2011
11:21:37 PM

Entry #: 3671318
I was a fan,a player and now I have respect for the Arms. It is all about the game, they are bigger than all of us.

Mr. October

March 9, 2011
9:26:55 AM

Entry #: 3671435
I agree...There heads maybe....Nothing like painting a target on your back..bummer of a birth mark!

ArmsDynasty

March 9, 2011
1:25:15 PM

Entry #: 3671668
Would you have rather us not have tried to win the championship??? haha Give it a rest man. We won, and won very handily. Enough said! Stop chirping and being jealous little school girls who had their prom date stolen from them.

By the way, just so you can sleep better and night and I don't have to read any more of this crap. We are in a rebuilding year! Yes, thats right. Maybe not this up coming year but the next 10 years will be comparable to the Redwings of the late 90's and present. Figure it out!

But could you imagine if we were to win it again even in the midst of a rebuilding year. WOW, what would they say then. haha

Big Red!!!!!

If anyone would like to come celebrate with the 2010 USPL Champs we will all be @ The Arms this Friday with our League Championship winnings getting hammered with our amazing sponsors. Till then........


Chip Chip

March 11, 2011
6:58:44 AM

Entry #: 3673263
Wow... That was a boring read.

Ibanh

March 12, 2011
10:39:16 AM

Entry #: 3674198
The writer two above failed to say what the Arms were missing..........that would be CLASS.

Chip Chip

March 16, 2011
1:42:30 PM

Entry #: 3677530
Zzzzzzzzzzzzz

PACMAN

March 21, 2011
9:44:58 PM

Entry #: 3681355
I don't know how good defensive teams could stop the Arms. Everything moves so quickly with these guys. They're fantastic to watch.

Uarms

March 27, 2011
7:33:25 PM

Entry #: 3686289
Winning is so much better than losing. How's that for profound analysis?Arms might only lose 2 games this season.

Humble Hitter

March 29, 2011
9:35:10 PM

Entry #: 3688500
Mr. Arms.......Conceited people like younever get anywhere, because they think they are already there.

bash attack

March 30, 2011
7:20:57 PM

Entry #: 3689341
heard threw the grape vine that the arms pregame routine is gonna consisit of kicking the worst player on the team in the nuts before each game....

Willie B Hardigan

March 31, 2011
11:49:43 AM

Entry #: 3689836
32 days and counting...until the Arms will dominate the USPL once again....Don't believe me? just ask them!

Bryne

April 1, 2011
9:52:07 PM

Entry #: 3691220
Dear past,
stop tapping at my shoulders. I don't want to look back at the Arms jumping up and down again!


Uarms

April 3, 2011
11:33:56 AM

Entry #: 3691782
The closest to perfection a person ever comes is when they play for the Arms.

Chip Chip

April 4, 2011
2:22:27 PM

Entry #: 3692840
We cannot direct the wind, but we can adjust the sails is our slogan for the 11 season.

Ibanh

April 6, 2011
12:35:56 AM

Entry #: 3694543

With all the talk these days about head trauma are we starting to overreact ....its all about Risk Vs Reward...did Uarms play hockey? Now it is all clear.


Uarms

April 7, 2011
10:53:07 PM

Entry #: 3696413
Wish I could reply to everyone who said nice things about the Arms......I read 'em all, and appreciate 'em all. I'll only disappoint you, but thanks.

Faux

April 10, 2011
2:24:11 PM

Entry #: 3697924
YEAH, uarms, You've been banged on your head more times than a taxi door...

Guy Smiley

April 12, 2011
7:34:55 AM

Entry #: 3699438
Dear Uarms,
You are a wonderful friend. If I was on a sinking ship and there was only one life jacket.. I'd miss you heaps and think of you often.


Uarms

April 13, 2011
2:21:38 AM

Entry #: 3700484
Yes guy,
I aint even gonna go into it the squad = LEGEND! By the way WE are not a team WE are a SQUAD...everyone plays a role at some point.


Uarms

April 14, 2011
8:09:03 AM

Entry #: 3701681
Those who want to learn listen. Those who know it all interrupt.......Arms win baby!

Guy Smiley

April 16, 2011
6:45:36 PM

Entry #: 3703541
Be mindful of the stories u tell over&over cause they're indicative of the thought patterns & beliefs that expose who urrrrrarms

Ibanh

April 19, 2011
7:15:13 AM

Entry #: 3705387
I'm thinking belief only gets you so far...the Arms needs to be better to have another fluke this year.

ringtoss

April 20, 2011
7:04:44 AM

Entry #: 3706450
I wonder if people can actually taste the bull crap as it spills out of their mouths or in this case from their fingers?

Knight

April 30, 2011
6:16:56 AM

Entry #: 3714298

The whiners can hate all they want but the Arms has made an average lineup work and win repeatedly against superior teams, now that they are the champs, you got to give them respect.


Uarms2

May 3, 2011
8:57:17 PM

Entry #: 3716995
Just when you thought you were the coolest person in the room I walked in. I am back baby. They locked me out but I am back.

Arms win Arms win


Guy Smiley

May 4, 2011
10:18:12 PM

Entry #: 3718018
Dear uarms,

There's only 1 of you in the entire world. You're special, unique, and irreplaceable. Should I send this note to your other personalities?


Knight

May 5, 2011
7:52:20 AM

Entry #: 3718183
Now that is funny Guy.

Uarms2

May 7, 2011
10:17:51 PM

Entry #: 3720029
So many things I can't say right now. It's always in a room full of people when you feel the most lonely.

PACMAN

May 9, 2011
3:13:27 PM

Entry #: 3721147
ARMS REPEAT………….I honestly don’t know why we are even playing the games this year. This is the biggest baddest team to hit the fields of UNIONVILLE in years and years. They are better looking AND all of our houses together won’t fit into their palaces. We are inferior in every way. I still say it comes down to the veterans....I predict 4 dingers…..2 each game...They are the Difference Makers.

Uarms

May 11, 2011
7:29:00 PM

Entry #: 3723365
Today I watched a little bee go from flower to flower - - I was impressed, I think he got 25 little flowers. Busy little bee! We will be going from win to win until we are 25-0. We will read this post again in September.

Chip Chip

May 14, 2011
7:42:40 PM

Entry #: 3725408
For those interested, just poured myself a Hangar mandarin vodka w soda and slice of lime. Now going to reflect on the Arms shortcomings.

Uarms

May 16, 2011
11:37:50 PM

Entry #: 3726917
Bitterness is like drinking poison & waiting for the other person to die. Go Arms Go.

Ferber

May 17, 2011
10:54:13 PM

Entry #: 3727930
The curse of the ARMS is causing all this rain. The gods are upset. Can we replay the CRUPI/ Arms game?

ArmsDynasty

May 18, 2011
9:32:43 AM

Entry #: 3728090
If us winning the championship is a curse and thats whats causing all this rain....Then I guess the rain will be falling consistently for 20+ years. Maybe not this year, but many years to come. Hence the name boys (ArmsDynasty). With all the young talent and only getting younger. WHOA!!! You all know i'm right, and your all scared. As you should!

Mellowing Out

May 18, 2011
11:58:02 AM

Entry #: 3728267
Burn baby burn...keep stoking that fire!!

Ibanh

May 19, 2011
1:41:24 AM

Entry #: 3729024
We're still a long ways from knowing that the Arms will not repeat this year. Just saying that they will not win12 games this year. Maybe the other team with multi writters, Griffith will win more games than the Arms.

Hard Express

May 20, 2011
5:54:13 AM

Entry #: 3729928
Memo to the Arms..........Childhood is short but immaturity is forever.

Uarms

May 22, 2011
4:20:52 PM

Entry #: 3730970
I have much appreciation for all you writers out there..writing my book has been so much work that I'm
In awe of script writers & authors.... The book will be called 2010 the Arms dreams becomes a reality...


DANONE

May 23, 2011
4:49:00 PM

Entry #: 3731827
for the record, ill never kick when someone is down. If we all chap when the Arms win 9 games this year then thats a shame. Can you hear the crash coming?

Uarms

May 28, 2011
7:41:36 AM

Entry #: 3735536
You are quick to criticize, but give little into the reasons as to why and what. What is it about the Arms that is so messed up? Why did they win last year? What makes where your team better?

PACMAN

May 31, 2011
7:24:59 AM

Entry #: 3736460
The Unionville Arms are winless in 11.This is where the red train stops, it is now up to you to climb the mountain.


Playoff Prognosticator

May 31, 2011
9:29:05 AM

Entry #: 3736522
What a bunch of whiners The Arms are!! They’re upbeat and jovial WHEN THEY’RE WINNING, but get them down a few runs, and they start chirping each other, the umpire, and the other team. It looks good on them that they’re 0-2 (and should probably be 0-3 except for a timely thunderstorm!)

And how the league puts up with the mouth on that pitcher of theirs is beyond me. I saw (or rather heard) him go off on another team last night, dropping F-Bombs that echoed throughout Unionville. We don’t need, nor should we tolerate, that kind of behaviour in the USPL.




Arms 12

May 31, 2011
11:18:04 AM

Entry #: 3736622
Maybe you should try playing with some emotion ARMSHATER. All great champions have it. I guess you don’t. And for the record, the reason that our GREAT pitcher went off last night was because of something the other team said. He was defending our team/teammates.

jamie b

May 31, 2011
12:23:22 PM

Entry #: 3736685
Everyone has a time when they "go off" - I'm sure they're frustrated being 0-2...as are we on VG! As far as I'm concerned, Chris (the pitcher) is a class act and I'm sure this was an isolated instance. As a league, let's just be conscious of profanity - sometimes you just don't know who's at the park watching/listening. Overall a great start to the season. No team can be taken lightly anymore. Should be a competitive season right until December...when we are able to get in all the missed games!

eyes

May 31, 2011
1:34:36 PM

Entry #: 3736729
Just to clear the air on what set off the pitcher
"run on him take 2nd he's sleepin".The outburst maybe a little agressive, but I am not upset with G , however Jimmy the ump really did't handle the situation well at all,seemed a little confused to say the least.One last note in all the years I have played in this league 27 in total that is the first time that I had a couple of players avoid the handshake,grow up and leave it on the field,that will come you as you mature.


jamie b

May 31, 2011
3:04:17 PM

Entry #: 3736789
Ohhh. It was G and not Chris...well that's a different story then. Kidding. If anyone knows about suffering G's wrath it's me - try plugging a guy from 5 feet away and see what happens. By the end of the game we shook hands and all was fine. You don't need to go tell him to grow up. If you've been in the league as long as you say you have you'd know some guys are more "vocal" than others. Take a page from your own book

eyes

May 31, 2011
3:24:37 PM

Entry #: 3736809
I can assure you that G no matter what outcome a game might have, he is in for shake,not sure you really understood my post Jamie B.Also I think he might of matured many years ago.

Playoff Prognosticator

May 31, 2011
4:30:40 PM

Entry #: 3736867
The mighty Arms team, the Kings of All Chirpers, got upset when someone tried to beat them at their own game.

“Waaaahhhh!! Daddy, that man said something mean to me.”



Ferber

June 1, 2011
7:58:43 AM

Entry #: 3737263
The poor Arms teAm, they caused all the rain now this. Good wishes for a better season fellas.


Bowen #19

June 1, 2011
10:17:42 AM

Entry #: 3737361
This shit is hilarious!

Seyms

June 1, 2011
12:09:14 PM

Entry #: 3737430
lol the fact someone has 'arms hater' as a name is too much! I hate whining too, but chirping and emotion are part of the game. Don't take it personal!

Figure it out your name should be "fully embarrassed" ..


Bowen #19

June 1, 2011
1:06:19 PM

Entry #: 3737482
"Seyms" your name should be "Arms A draft pick 2012" hahaha

jamie b

June 1, 2011
2:10:16 PM

Entry #: 3737529
I wouldn't allow it Bowen...the mean age on your team is already 25 1/2 for cryin' out loud! Not to mention Seyms would look awful good in Butcher camo!

Bowen #19

June 1, 2011
3:57:45 PM

Entry #: 3737618
Are you not forgetting Joe/G/Bundy/Doc who average the age of 55. Thats got to bring our average age up a bit!!! hahaha

Seyms will be a Big Red Machine along with Nagy, don't you worry.

There is a spot for you to Jamie!!!!


Steaner Jr

June 1, 2011
4:55:56 PM

Entry #: 3737657
Whoa, Whoa... Q are you implying that you are not currently happy with your shortstop??

I know #12 struggled a bit lately but he's blood!


That's cold.


Sothys

June 1, 2011
6:12:40 PM

Entry #: 3737700
Wow that made for some real interesting reading. Just to throw my two cents in, if a person a verbally abuse to another team, they should be tossed. Next!

jamie b

June 1, 2011
7:37:05 PM

Entry #: 3737751
You don't want me Bowen, I'm over the hill brother. How about we play together in the fun tourney if we have one

Knight

June 2, 2011
8:12:07 AM

Entry #: 3737968
Why can't we all be friends?

Ibanh

June 5, 2011
10:30:00 AM

Entry #: 3739700
I'm giving up on the silent treatment. Going to start talking to myself again.

Ryman

June 6, 2011
7:21:03 PM

Entry #: 3740738
I know many will disagree, but reading about the losing Arms team never gets old.

Gimme

June 8, 2011
9:50:56 AM

Entry #: 3742026
[crickets]

It’s awfully quiet in Arms-Land! Zero-for-the-Season will do tend to silence the troops.




ArmsDynasty

June 9, 2011
10:07:24 AM

Entry #: 3742865
^
I
I
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Is this english?


Gimme

June 9, 2011
3:06:07 PM

Entry #: 3743151
You’re in trouble, ArmsDynasty. You’ve broken the team-imposed ban on posting to the forum.

Uarms

June 10, 2011
5:37:20 PM

Entry #: 3743871
Sir, envy is a serious ailment, & quite detrimental to your well-being...what's your address so I can send a get well soon card?......come on Gimme.

DANONE

June 12, 2011
9:30:13 AM

Entry #: 3744279
If we couldn't laugh, we would all go insane hence I read this tread every morning.

Ferber

June 15, 2011
7:08:53 AM

Entry #: 3746463
ONE. MORE. WIN. History will be made... 4 Vancouver or one win and history will be made for the Arms.

Amanpoor

June 22, 2011
5:27:10 PM

Entry #: 3751187
My unbiased take as a Arms fan is this: they should definitely call off this entire season.

still cookin

June 22, 2011
9:31:18 PM

Entry #: 3751351
All I want to know is why could you not have played like this your last game last year!!!!

jamie b

June 23, 2011
3:45:01 PM

Entry #: 3751913
I'm thinking it has to do with the competition. This league has gotten better since a few people left. lol

Gimme

June 24, 2011
8:56:28 AM

Entry #: 3752332
The Arms has had it tough the first 2 months of the season. And it doesn’t get much easier for them. Here’s their remaining schedule:

Griffiths x 2
NVision x 2
Grocer x 2
Crupi x 2
Summit 6T6 again
DST again
Tar again
Plumbers
Harding
Bistro
Wing It
MAS
DBS

Realistically, they’d have to win 12 of the remaining 17 games (a .700 clip) to even have a sniff at making the Championship side of the playoffs. Even 25 points is no sure thing to make it in. As I look at their remaining games, that’s a tough schedule against some pretty good teams. At best, I see 7-8 wins, which ain’t going to cut it.

However, as we saw last September, if any team can get hot, it’s these guys. Good luck, boys!



Uarms

June 27, 2011
8:03:15 AM

Entry #: 3753803
Gimme, Everyone has the right to their own opinion. So don't base yours off of someone else's. We are waiting in the weeds, relaxed and primed to repeat.

Playoff Prognosticator

June 27, 2011
9:34:49 AM

Entry #: 3753862
Yep, you guys are relaxed all right. That is, if by relaxed you mean scowling at each other, chirping other teams, and bitching at the umpires. Lol.

tuck00

June 28, 2011
11:19:58 AM

Entry #: 3754859
Whats this?
LOST
LOST
LUCKY tie
LOST
LOST
LOST
LOST
LOST
LOST
etc.

The above = out by Saturday morning



Harry Package

July 3, 2011
9:18:13 PM

Entry #: 3757230
Awfuly quiet on this thread. C'mon boys, I thought you were going to the all-time "views" record...

Knight

July 5, 2011
6:14:28 AM

Entry #: 3757557

 Help stamp out, eliminate and abolish redundancy, pray for a Arms win.


ArmsDynasty

July 6, 2011
9:43:46 AM

Entry #: 3758116
Teams should start letting us win! We all know that no one wants us to have the first overall pick next year as well as having 3 picks in the top 10. I'm just saying.

We as a team think that finishing the season with 0 wins and going into the consolation side will be a blast. I would hate to be the team that sees our faces on Sunday morning bouncing around like last year.

Just a thought.....


Jobber

July 6, 2011
1:09:54 PM

Entry #: 3758262
all i will do is feed you turbos and pitch high.See you on the sunday lol

Gimme

July 6, 2011
3:12:56 PM

Entry #: 3758374
Let me get this straight. You’re publically posting on the forum that it’s your intention to try to NOT win games??

Hmmm, I wonder what the league and the league executives think of a team intentionally trying to manipulate the play-off and draft process?? Sounds like a topic worthy of further review at an upcoming executive meeting.



ArmsDynasty

July 6, 2011
3:24:08 PM

Entry #: 3758384
Oh no, we are trying to win every game. We have to many competitive guys on our team to start throwing games. We just can't seem to pull any wins out.....having said that...it makes us feel better to say we are trying to go winless. :)

roties et salees

July 7, 2011
2:40:06 PM

Entry #: 3758988
ten games................no wins............SAD

Amanpoor

July 11, 2011
6:34:44 AM

Entry #: 3760377
HELP! ......Desperate looking for players over 25 to play ss, 2b, and pitch. We are the defending champs, but have lost our way. Only 15 games remain in the season and we need a win. Must bring a big mouth and a whinny attitude to the park.

Bowen #24

July 13, 2011
3:14:03 PM

Entry #: 3762305
From the LIttle Acorn, Grew the Mighty Oak!!!!!

Uarms

July 18, 2011
7:21:42 PM

Entry #: 3765143
We'll get back to it and keep trying to make progress tomorrow. The effort is always present.

Green Balls

July 18, 2011
10:47:57 PM

Entry #: 3765275
Played against the Arms as a call up. They seem to have lost their chemisty as team. They have great players, but seem to have lost their way. Although I would watch out for them in the playoffs, especially in the Cony round. They are too good a team to be where they, presently with their record, in the standings.

Carp

July 19, 2011
11:39:50 AM

Entry #: 3765590
The game of the night.....CP against Arms.......this result of this game will determine the first pick in the 2011 draft.

Uarms

July 28, 2011
7:34:53 PM

Entry #: 3772053
immaturity levels to all time high! WOOT! ARMS win another.

Uarms

August 6, 2011
10:55:43 AM

Entry #: 3776540
Great minds discuss ideas. Average minds discuss events. Small minds discuss a few wins by Smelsey's.

ringtoss

August 14, 2011
4:25:35 PM

Entry #: 3781263
When the Arms are silent, they are either over thinking, tired of waiting, falling apart, crying inside or all of the above.

tuck00

August 18, 2011
11:24:32 AM

Entry #: 3784035
I am done with everything Arms related! You guys have/had a great reputation as a fun bunch. Maybe you are the only one that sees the need to protect your team from teasing or maybe everyone was pissed that you won last year.


DANONE

August 21, 2011
11:05:40 AM

Entry #: 3785500
Last years success might not help you this season for one major reason...IT WAS LAST SEASON! It's 2011 now, you should start thinking about that and make success out of this season instead of continuing to ride the success from your team last season on a different level. The Arms are DONE.

Uarms

September 7, 2011
9:02:35 AM

Entry #: 3795297
After reviewing all the evidence of the season the "red machine" are who we thought they were!!! Now if you want to crown them, then crown em, but the Arms are who we thought they were. No Disrespect to the other teams. Folks please do your homework before you awake a sleeping giant, we don't come on the form and call y'all out so don't call us out. I promise the rumors you are hearing about us aren't rumors. We are the real deal so be easy good luck and God Bless!

Retired Fish

September 7, 2011
9:58:41 AM

Entry #: 3795322
Thanks underarms for the insight. Standings say you are not there yet, and certainly you are on the outside looking in for a chance at this point, with some help from other teams. So lets put the Kool-Aid down as you have had an extra couple of gulps and wait until you get your ticket to the dance. Good Luck Everyone!

Sothys

September 10, 2011
12:21:53 AM

Entry #: 3796744
Arms boys,
How far is your team fallen when your own bottle of beer doesn't respect you?


LB for LB-7

September 13, 2011
6:53:54 PM

Entry #: 3799101
Wow, there’s a reliable source. The original cellar dweller Arms, is now out of the closet. It’s needless to iterate in this forum that I never said we would SMASH anybody. Each victory they get is nothing less than a gift from God. We can’t compete with them and won't even try. They got the best lefty hitter in the league. They got the best righty hitter in the league. The best shortstop. The best outfielder. The best catcher. They got the nicest guy in the league. The Silent Assassin. They got the best newcomer. They got the best guy/worst beard ...Goat. Best bloop hitter with the nicest fans. The even have the handsomest son of a bitch in the league.

How can we compete...well....we cant.


Maharaja of Mash

September 20, 2011
10:05:33 AM

Entry #: 3802972
Shoulder Pressing Close to Shoulder, Let the Odds Make Each Heart Bolder! Dont look now but the Arms isnt going to relinquish their championship without a fight.

MBA89

September 22, 2011
7:29:50 AM

Entry #: 3804181
Hey king of Mash,
This lull the enemy to sleep thing only works if you don't sound patronizing when you do it.


tuck00

September 27, 2011
7:38:54 AM

Entry #: 3807022
what happened to the Arms on the weekend?

Blumpkin

September 29, 2011
7:47:02 AM

Entry #: 3808320
Arms,
Words of advice. Laugh it off and don't try to defend yourself. The sharks are swimming and you keep chumming the water.


Uarms

October 13, 2011
12:12:26 AM

Entry #: 3816485
Life is good when you can see it from the right perspective. If you don't feel so, you just need to change your view and watch us comeback in 2012.

Birkey

October 15, 2011
8:25:18 PM

Entry #: 3818163
I'd love to think Don Cherry apologized because he felt actual remorse—and not in the "Oh, crap, I'm getting sued" sense of the word.

Guy Smiley

October 19, 2011
2:56:42 AM

Entry #: 3820318
Dear past, stop tapping me on my shoulders. I really don't wanna look back, just saying.

Ibanh

October 31, 2011
10:37:13 PM

Entry #: 3828407
Dear Arms Boys, you continue to find new ways to surprise me with your spinelessness and corwardice. I didn't think it possible. Well done.

DANONE

November 7, 2011
5:14:37 AM

Entry #: 3832553
I wanted to go the Paranoids Anonymous
meeting, but they wouldn't tell me
where it was.


Uarms

November 17, 2011
6:58:09 AM

Entry #: 3839394
To all you haters of the Arms.
The few who do are the envy of the many who only watch.


fazoolie

November 28, 2011
7:07:55 PM

Entry #: 3844663
I know I am making a very bold prediction....I am going on record.....The Red Arms Team is going to reload and has an excellent chance of repeating the outcome of the 2010 season....Jump on the Band Wagon Early....


tuck00

December 4, 2011
8:35:11 PM

Entry #: 3846828
I haven't posted in a while mainly because it's turned into the Fack O Lanterns site lately but I'll say this....

Whether you're joking or not, the Arms boys plays the game the way its supposed to be played.....all out always. I play a lot of ball and I'd take them in my top 5-10 players across Markham hands down.....


Ryno

December 7, 2011
10:28:25 PM

Entry #: 3848420
A clown without a job is nobody's fool.

DANONE

December 10, 2011
12:59:55 AM

Entry #: 3849093
Some people have this AMAZING ability in life, to care for people they shouldn't give a damn about.

Sothys

December 14, 2011
7:39:54 PM

Entry #: 3850216
I asked an anonymous source about the player that the Arms are hiding in the 12 draft. Speaking on the condition of anonymity, he refused comment.

Uarms

December 19, 2011
8:34:17 PM

Entry #: 3851369
Best Wishes to all, new year, new trophy for the Arms.

Bowen #24

December 21, 2011
5:11:24 PM

Entry #: 3851764
We did it!!!!! 8,396 views and climbing as 2011 comes to a close bettering the old Armns Thread by over 1,300!! Have a great Christmas Season and a Healthy and Prosperous 2012. See everyone on the ball diamond.

Bryne

January 11, 2012
10:55:25 PM

Entry #: 3856052
If there is any doubt on the dissension within a certain team?  This whole tread speaks to their issues.

jamie b

January 14, 2012
11:29:01 AM

Entry #: 3856712
Hey Bowen. Too bad it's not Youtube where you get paid once you reach a certain level of views eh! You'd be able to buy Turbos for everyone at the fun tourney!

Woodsucks

January 15, 2012
11:27:29 PM

Entry #: 3857050
Arms= one trick pony.

Bowen #19

January 16, 2012
3:14:21 PM

Entry #: 3857233
TURBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!

Uarms

January 27, 2012
12:10:47 AM

Entry #: 3860542
Well since the forum is now in hibernation I thought I would give you all something to think about. Do not forget about The return of the Arms!!!!!!

We are out working hard during this offseason playing games and getting ready to perform at a high level next season.



Amanpoor

June 20, 2012
7:11:25 PM

Entry #: 3935675
Okay I have to presume most of the people reading this forum today aren’t the same readers that were here years ago and I must now preface my remarks by first giving a brief cursory history lesson to all of the new readers here.

Two years ago, the Arms had a flukey playoff run and blew out my team in the finals. This outcome was pretty much the same thing that is occurred last year final. Summit played with 12 players while DST had 14. Just reporting the facts.

 Most of the lads on the Arms are starved for attention and the adulation of others on the SMACK pages that they becomes insanely jealous whenever a team wins a game. If you have never seen The Arms Play you have cheated yourself of watching a home-grown legend my friends. They were absolute  beasts at the plate and literally hits bombs that would get the attention of even the world famous Long Haul Bombers! 

Those days are sadly over and what remains is a bunch of whiners. They played the entire 2011 season with one player short. I was told by his brother that he did not play one game. Again just reporting the facts.


Knight

June 25, 2012
5:28:46 AM

Entry #: 3937227
Sometimes we forgive people simply because we want them in our life, and sometimes we let go of them simply because we have had enough. The 2010 season is behind us, move on boys, it will never happen again.

Dew

June 25, 2012
11:56:55 AM

Entry #: 3937373
I enjoy reading the banter between the Arms and, well, everyone else.

This forum would be quite boring without the self praise, ball-busting or derogatory remarks.

The Arms are (in my opinion) a stand-up bunch of guys just having fun like the rest of us.

BTW - Bowen Jr. plays the field like a true ballerina! With grace and his panties in a knot!



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