| CBA_ANALYST
November 16, 2011
6:31:38 PM
Entry #: 3839300
| It appears that the CBA Analyst has gone 3-1 in Week 2, for the second week in a row. My predictions seem to be coming through...The conversations of the CBA Analyst heard throughout the gymnasium was also a entertaining factor this week, especially to myself hehe :) Allow me to go on and recap what we all witnessed in Week 2.
Lets go in order and start out with the first game of the week. We all had hoped that the '96 Bulls would be able to step there game this week, however they had failed to do so. They took another crushing defeat, this time losing by 30, instead of 24. What happened? Things had looked bad right from the start of the game, as Show Em has proved themselves to be built on all sides of the floor and took a commanding lead and left the Greatest Team Ever in the dust, never looking back as they improved to 2-0 on the season facing Show Em next week. The BIG 3 of Mark Kassab, 'DROSE' and DEVO is starting to look like a factor as all three went off, with 26 & 8 from Mark, 24 & 6 from ROSE, and 16 & 19 for DEVO. Well, the Greatest Player Ever, Michael Jordan aka Omar shot a horrific 6/28 from the field. That percentage should allow you to put in your mind a picture of how the rest of the team did. Sorry Omar, but you are not MJ, and your team isn't the '96 Bulls. Its about that time where we decide some new nicknames for these guys...any takers? The CBA Analyst DEMANDS that Captain, Senan changes his team name to the CLEVELAND CAVALIERS 2011. This team falls to 0-2 on the season, as they haven't looked good whatsoever. It appears to the CBA Analyst that its about that time where Captain/Commish Senan needs to make the decision on whether or not he will pull the trigger to help better his struggling team. The '96 Bulls have a BYE, and it couldn't have come at a better time.
Next we will go on and analyze the second game of the night between the yet to play The Boom taking on the Express Lanes. After taking my criticism, The Boom had came out ready to prove me wrong. Just like the game results had said, its a miracle that Ihab didn't even take 1 three pointer. It appears that my criticism has gotten to you, and maybe its for the better, as you had finally played your true position, Center, scoring inside the paint and rebounding, almost contributing to a double double. Also Ghazwan had also looked like a team player for once as he actually looked for his teammates for once, dishing out 4 assists to Ihab and Fernando. HOWEVER...lets keep in mind that the opposing team was missing their second rounder in Justin Ghosh, with an undisclosed injury. Without this player, The Express Lanes looked lost, losing their PG, and forcing the MVP to do all the work. He went hard with a 24 & 13, however it isnt enough without contributions from the rest of the team, especially when the COMPLAINER/WANNABE RAY ALLEN, Joey Razouki was seen to be having an off day, yelling at the referees all game, like he normally does, while having the worst stats ever, with 0's across the board, shooting 10 shots. Joey the game is to put the ball in the hoop, not to yell at the REFS. All in all, this team is definitely in need of shooting lesson, as this isn't the WCBA where we can't make open jump shots. The Boom goes 1-0, as they play Show Em next week, while The Express Lanes go to 1-1 as they play 'GetBig' as Alex 'ToBigToStrong' Thomas looks to get back on track..so much for an undefeated season Mr MVP.
Next, lets go on with the CHICAAAAAA-TEEEEEEEEEEETS going against the...'Poets In Motion' What the hell kind of a name is that Matt? Anyways, the game started out at what might've seemed to be a good game until the DRAMA QUEENS couldn't figure out a solid gameplan against the Poets. They looked bad on both sides of the court, as nobody could put the ball in the bucket besides 2nd rounder, Jason who was the only one to keep them in the game, hitting three 3pointers in the last minute of the game, finishing off the game with 27 points. Aside from Jason, captain Danny, Marwan, and Peter all had trouble communicating with each other and couldn't chip in. Also, its not a good idea to drive into the lane with four guys there Peter, like you blew it for your team in the championship. Hey Danny and Marwan, who do you guys have to blame this time? Maybe its about that time where you guys start pointing fingers at YOURSELVES. They couldn't stop the offense of the Poets as the whole team had contributed, having 4 players in double-digits, even Preston 'BUST' Attisha. Don't be to happy Preston, this isn't going to happen every week. Furthermore, they had a good plan for a balance offensive attack as everybody stepped up, and BJ had finally showed that he can trust somebody else with the ball on the court. However, the CBA Analyst doesn't see this contribution coming from the Poets In Motion anytime soon again. The Poets move to 1-1 with a BYE week, and Danny's CBA legacy as a BUST continues to be going downhill starting the season off 0-1, and Marwan seems to be losing his touch, as the crowd had continuous talks of him also being considered a BUST following up from last season. They will likely find their first win next week vs Stephen's team. CHICATEEEEEEEEEEEEET!!!!!!
Finally, lets move onto the last game of the night, as Stephens team faced the Champions, Block Boys. Earlier in the week, Evan was quoted saying that last week was a fluke and they were going to come out and play this week, because as we all saw, last week they didnt. Well, it turns out that once again, they didnt show up and the champs looked completely out of place. As a team, they shot a wonderful 9/31 from the field, and 3/18 from threes. How in the hell did these guys become champions? They looked extremely bad on the court as nobody could do anything offensively, as Chris had once again been unable to finish around the bucket, and Evan cannot contribute whatsoever on offense and defense as opponents just blow right past him. Maybe there is an injury? The CBA Analyst personally thinks that he just sucks, especially when wearing his new spurs/heat 'CBA Habib' jersey. We have our own jerseys for a reason buddy, your not special. Johnny also seems to be falling off the map, as he hasn't been a force at all this season either. It appears that these guys are going downhill, just like I predicted, as they are on the road to having a winless season, falling 0-2. Furthermore, Stephens team had control of the whole game, completly dominating them on offense, winning the game by 18, led by Amils offense of 29 points. Just like I said, this team has no outside game whatsoever, however nobody seems to be listening to me when changing up their game plans. In Stephens return to the CBA, he is now 2-0. The Block Boys take on Showtime, as Evan had personally guaranteed victory (whats new?) and Stephen looks to get another victory vs the Chicabooms.
By the way, Id like to take this time to wish a Happy Birthday to myself :)
NEVER FORGET, I can see you, however you can't see me.
CBA Analyst
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