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| The Answer
July 8, 2013
4:25:31 PM
Entry #: 4071875
| Why is the foul pole in fair territory?
Why is it called hot sauce if its mild?
Why do they have a parking lot at bars if drinking & driving is illegal?
Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
Why does everyone want to go to HEAVEN but no one wants to die?
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| Big Ten#1
July 9, 2013
8:56:47 AM
Entry #: 4072062
| Why does sour cream have an expiration date?
Why do you have to pay a toll on the freeway?
Why do the Chicago White Sox wear black sox?
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| Big Ten#1
July 9, 2013
10:33:46 AM
Entry #: 4072085
| Why does quicksand work slowly?
Why do feet smell and noses run?
Why does your alarm go off by going on?
Why is it called a HAMBURGER, when it's made out of BEEF?
Why doesn't GLUE stick to the inside of the bottle?
And this one is for lenny:
How did Sidney Deane always find Billy Hoyle in White Men Can't Jump when they didn't have cell phones?
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| Mas
July 9, 2013
8:16:35 PM
Entry #: 4072266
| Why are boxing rings square?
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat?
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up, like, every two hours?
Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is not enough?
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| Big Ten 23
July 10, 2013
8:43:09 AM
Entry #: 4072346
| Foo that's what Im sayin! To this day Im still stunned when it happens! He didn't have the zach morris phone or even a Dam pager! All i can think of is BOMB THAT JUST HAPPENED!
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