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| Day Dreamer
March 28, 2014
11:17:07 PM
Entry #: 4118308
| *If I played basketball in Hawaii, would you call it Hula hoopin?
*If I received a postcard from Lenny Miles, would you call it blackmail?
*If me, Joey and RJ jumped Kevin Hart, would you call it a hart attack?
*If I was a happy farmer, would you call me a jolly rancher?
*If I finally ate some food and got in a good mood, would you call it a happy meal?
*If I dropped my credit card on the street, would it be considered street cred?
MORE COMING SOON (be patient)
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| Day Dreamer
April 2, 2014
9:31:07 PM
Entry #: 4118861
| You ready cause people been buggin me bout this
* If I stand outside, would you say Im outstanding
* If I stand in front of my clock, would you say Im before my time
* If I shoot T-Pain, would you call me a pain killer
* If I take a selfie with a terrorist, would you call that a photo bomb
* If I throw a novel at your face, would you call that facebook
* If my lady gave birth on the stairs, would you call him my step-son
You bet your sweet ass I still have more, so Im need you to chill like a fly on a biscuit
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| Day Dreamer
April 9, 2014
10:31:39 PM
Entry #: 4119892
| Round 3
* If I pushed a Nun in a wheelchair, would you call her virgin mobile?
* If I spilled coffee on my pants, would you call it a hot pocket?
* If I poked a Jamaican, would you call him Pokemon?
* If I stole a fat mans wallet, would you call it Robin Thicke?
* If I was to wear cowboy clothes, would you call it ranch dressing?
For my adult friends who read these, I have some x-rated ones on deck, so keep checkin in
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| Day Dreamer
April 15, 2014
5:55:47 PM
Entry #: 4120915
| Was about to get x-rated on these but the upper management said it wasnt a good idea so here is another spoon full for you
* If I take my daughter to court, would you call her my daughter-in-law?
* If Im not interested in skating, would you call that skateboard?
* If I saw 2 mexicans getting high, would you call that baked beans?
* If I throw a dictionary in the air, would you call that hi-definition?
* If I farted on my wallet, would you call that gas money?
* If I did cocaine with Stevie Wonder, would you call that blurred lines?
I think I can come up with a couple more by weeks end, just holla atcha boy
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| Day Dreamer
April 23, 2014
7:40:32 PM
Entry #: 4122104
| This might be it people, so enjoy
* If I got locked inside of a Hooters,would you call that a booby trap?
* If I snapped my fingers during a conversation, would you call it a snapchat?
* If I threw my report card in the air, would you call that an upgrade?
* If a gay thug did a drive by, would you call that a fruit roll up?
* If I took the batteries out of my clock, would you call it killing time?
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